DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/11/2019    Duedate: 07/08/2019

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-406

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HENCHMAN
SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
(47-8756) [14-6-0,153]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HENCHMAN                       POSITION IS EMPTY
SATAN'S MINIONS (813)          
(47-8756) [14-6-0,153]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BARNEY STINSON                 BARNEY STINSON
SECOND BANANAS (573)           SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-8307) [15-12-2,108]        (47-8307) [15-12-2,108]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WHITE WOLVES (832)          47
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         43EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)    39      Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)       37
5. YUPPIE HORDE (848)          36      PREDATORY DEN (692)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 135  75  6 64.3   1/ 3 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    12  3 0
 2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         902 573 30 61.2   2/ 1 BASH BROS PARK (766)     11  4 0
 3/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727)      167 111  8 60.1   3/20 SHEWISH DINER (806)      11  4 0
 4/ 2 FLOATING PAST (854)       36  24  1 60.0   4/19 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      10  5 1
 5/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806)      154 106 12 59.2   5/ 6 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     10  5 1
 6/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     358 250 39 58.9   6/ 7 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 10  5 0
 7/ 7 YUPPIE HORDE (848)        55  40  2 57.9   7/16 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)      9  6 1
 8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    142 109 14 56.6   8/ 2 FLOATING PAST (854)       9  6 0
 9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         977 783 50 55.5   9/23 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      9  6 0
10/10 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  84  72  1 53.8  10/ 8 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  9  6 0
11/21 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)      37  34  5 52.1  11/13 YUPPIE HORDE (848)        8  6 0
12/13 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      50  46  1 52.1  12/17 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       8  7 2
13/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)      360 333 27 51.9  13/ 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  7 1
14/11 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     68  64  7 51.5  14/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 1
15/15 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     105 100  4 51.2  15/24 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  7 0
16/14 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        72  70  6 50.7  16/10 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     7  7 1
17-17 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      37  37  2 50.0  17/ 5 LES TURFISTES (727)       7  8 1
18/16 BASH BROS PARK (766)     153 154 11 49.8  18/28 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 FAST FOOD (724)          207 210 14 49.6  19/22 FRAYED SANITY (799)       7  8 0
20/18 WRATHMEN 6 (853)          25  26  1 49.0  20/ 4 WRATHMEN 6 (853)          7  8 0
21/23 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      179 188 10 48.8  21-11 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       6  3 0
22/20 F IS FOR FROG (852)       78  82  4 48.8  22/12 LAND OF OZ (217)          6  8 0
23-22 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       31  33  2 48.4  23/30 WHITE WOLVES (832)        6  9 0
24/25 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     62  70  0 47.0  24-14 A BOOR RENTS (842)        5  5 2
25/27 FRAYED SANITY (799)       77  92  4 45.6  25/25 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        5  8 0
26/26 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  35  43  1 44.9  26/18 FAST FOOD (724)           5  9 0
27-28 A BOOR RENTS (842)        30  37  8 44.8  27/26 EASTERN HORDE (849)       5 10 1
28/30 EASTERN HORDE (849)       36  48  3 42.9  28/35 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     5 10 0
29/29 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     30  41  0 42.3  29/29 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       5 10 0
30/31 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     87 122  7 41.6  30/21 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     4 10 0
31/32 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       54  79  4 40.6  31/31 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      2  7 0
32/33 WHITE WOLVES (832)        59  88  1 40.1  32-32 DARK PATH (845)           2  8 2
33/34 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       74 126  5 37.0  33-34*WARRIORS OF OLD (844)     2  8 0
34-35*WARRIORS OF OLD (844)     11  24  0 31.4  34/27 F IS FOR FROG (852)       2 13 0
35/36 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      11  28  0 28.2  35-36 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      1  0 0
36-37 DARK PATH (845)           13  56  2 18.8  36/37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Turf War Turn 9 Results
Turn 7-9 are double score turns.
Next turn (Turn 10) is the final turn.
Turn 10 will be a triple score turn.

Alliance Results
Standings
Alliance   Elig  TM1   TM2   TM3   Max   2nd   Turn  Total
           Teams Score Score Score Score Score Score Score
ARC        3    -4     14    -4    14    -4     24   233
BUST       3    16      4     2    16     4     36   223
IC         3     8     20     8    20     8     48   187
BAP        3     4    -10    14    14     4     32   178
COM        3     2     16     8    16     8     40   172
DUMB       3     2     14     2    14     2     30   154
TEA        3     8      8    -4     8     8     24   153
DATA       2            8     2     8           16   106
RUBE       0                        0            0    78
RDH        2     2           -4     2            4    71

Individual Results
Alliance
Team                   Score Fights Wins Losses Kills IAM IAC
ARC
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE    -4     5      1    4     0      0   0
SATAN'S MINIONS        14     5      4    1     0      0   0
FLOATING PAST          -4     5      1    4     0      0   0

BAP
RUBBER SOUL 6           4     5      2    3     1      0   0
LES TURFISTES         -10     5      0    5     0      0   0
WEIRD ALCHEMY          14     5      4    1     0      0   0

BUST
SHEWISH DINER          16     5      5    0     0      1   0
WRATHMEN 6              4     5      2    3     0      1   0
BASH BROS PARK          2     5      2    3     0      0   0

COM
LAND OF OZ              2     5      2    3     0      0   0
SECOND BANANAS         16     5      4    1     1      0   0
ROYAL FLUSH             8     5      3    2     0      0   0

DATA
STAR PRAIRIE           -2     4      1    3     0      0   0
FRAYED SANITY           8     5      3    2     0      0   0
BIG LAKE GROOVE         2     5      2    3     0      0   0

DUMB
FAST FOOD               2     5      2    3     0      0   0
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK     14     5      4    1     0      0   0
DARQUE FORCES           2     5      2    3     0      0   0

IC
SPECTRAL STEEL          8     5      3    2     0      0   0
SPIRIT'S REALM         20     5      5    0     0      0   0
A'MERKIN INJUNS         8     5      3    2     0      0   0

RDH
EASTERN HORDE           2     5      2    3     0      0   0
DEATHLY HALLOWS         0     4      1    3     1      0   0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS        -4     5      1    4     0      0   0

RUBE
A BOOR RENTS            0     0      0    0     0      0   0
MEMPHIS MAFIA           0     0      0    0     0      0   0
DARK PATH               0     0      0    0     0      0   0

TEA
YUPPIE HORDE            8     5      3    2     0      0   0
WEIRD STUDENTS          8     5      3    2     0      0   0
F IS FOR FROG          -4     5      1    4     0      0   0

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon NORTH FORK, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Nothing is certain in NORTH FORK, with 
changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--SATAN'S 
MINIONS.  Perhaps it is SHEWISH DINER members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 20th to 3rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, WEIRD ALCHEMY blew up the rankings to 15!  Managers 
were muttering after WEIRD STUDENTS showed NORTH FORK what they could do:  3-2-0 to 
move up by 14.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is LES 
TURFISTES, after suffering a 12 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease 
has swept the stable of WRATHMEN 6.  Note their drop in the rankings from 4th to 
20th.  Watch out!!!  SPIRIT'S REALM posted a nice gain, to come in 7th.  Everybody 
loves a winner...  Practice pays for HARRY SLAUGHTER, who pummelled UGLY BUCCANEER, 
to pocket 28 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, MASTER DARQUE was 
winsome, after beating GOB BLUTH and seeing him lose 22 points.  Duelmaster HENCHMAN 
from SATAN'S MINIONS is going for the gold, as he challenged LAND OF OZ's QUADLING.  
Ooh, the excitement!  QUADLING found out that NORTH FORK isn't a democracy.  You've 
gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in NORTH FORK is 
taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in SHEWISH 
DINER are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a woman of 
good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SATAN'S MINIONS, so did that sorry team shy 
from SHEWISH DINER Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, PASB is the most challenged warrior.  Them's the breaks, 
DOC MCSWIFT.  Expecting fair challenges from SATAN'S MINIONS is evidently too much to 
ask.  LACKEY overcame DOC MCSWIFT.  The whole thing leaves a bitter memory.  As a 
confidence booster, HOBO CASSEROLE challenged COVFEFE, down 53 points.  Do you also 
slay vicious rodents in your spare time, HOBO CASSEROLE?  HOBO CASSEROLE won victory 
over COVFEFE with a point difference of 53.  So this is what NORTH FORK calls a duel. 
This will make an interesting tale.  Take heed NORTH FORK, of the unprincipled action 
of RETURN OF THE KING.  By challenging LOST SHIP, 18 points below it, RETURN OF THE 
KING besmirches the noble art of dueling.  Warriors of NORTH FORK!  Do you wish your 
reputations tainted by the base challenge of RETURN OF THE KING?  Them's the breaks, 
CLOSED.  Expecting fair challenges from SPIRIT'S REALM is evidently too much to ask.  
MURDERING SPECTRE subdued CLOSED.  The whole thing leaves a bitter memory.  As a 
confidence booster, JURINE CAKE challenged HOT SAUCE, down 18 points.  Do you also 
slay vicious rodents in your spare time, JURINE CAKE?  JURINE CAKE beat HOT SAUCE 
with a point difference of 18.  So this is what NORTH FORK calls a duel.  This will 
make an interesting tale.  Take heed NORTH FORK, of the unprincipled action of PUKE.  
By challenging YELLOW VESTED, 21 points below him, PUKE besmirches the noble art of 
dueling.  Warriors of NORTH FORK!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base 
challenge of PUKE?  Them's the breaks, TIN WOODMAN.  Expecting fair challenges from 
FRAYED SANITY is evidently too much to ask.  MOOSEKNUCKLE bested TIN WOODMAN.  The 
whole thing leaves a bitter memory.  As a confidence booster, 15 WAYS challenged 
GIGGLING BEAR, down 17 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, 
15 WAYS?  Warriors of NORTH FORK!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base 
challenge of 15 WAYS?  BROKEN FAUCET challenged STOOGE!  Who says BASH BROS PARK are 
just a bunch of wimps!  BROKEN FAUCET of BASH BROS PARK kept his wits as he beat 
STOOGE.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Citizens of NORTH FORK, be sure to settle your debts with TELLIUS of WHITE 
WOLVES.  He's relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind!  Perhaps 
DEATHLY HALLOWS were the only ones left untouched by UGLY BUCCANEER demise.  Can 
anyone ever take his place?  Or do I exaggerate?  Congratulations, BOOYAH.  The 
manager of DEATHLY HALLOWS should have sent AMIINANY DANGER to the Dark Arena for 
having a 13-14-1 long ago.  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed 
body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in NORTH FORK would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  As the seasons change, and the creatures 
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for NORTH FORK?  On that giddy note I 
take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HENCHMAN 8756                14   6  0   153       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493         16   8  3   138       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622          17  12  1   128       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 LACKEY 8760                  15   7  0   127       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CRYING KID 8392              12   8  0   126       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037       10   1  0   121       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 SRIRACHA 9042                16  12  1   108       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307          15  12  2   108       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ACE MERRILL 9319             11   9  0   107       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 FELANAHDRA 9617               7   3  0   107       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 VARS FOLLEY 9025             14  10  3   103       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 BOOYAH 9542                   7   3  1   103       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768           21  22  1   102       FAST FOOD (724)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528           23  11  0    99       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994              20   9  0    99       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 KIND KOHL 8616               14   6  0    98       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023             26  14  0    95       FAST FOOD (724)
 MARATHON MAN 9313            19   7  0    94       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 HEADLESS NICK 8776           12  12  1    93       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468       9   4  1    93       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUMP ROAST 9066              13   9  2    92       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 AGENT 99 8694                13   5  1    92       SECOND BANANAS (573)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATE OR EARLY 8183           17  12  0    89       LES TURFISTES (727)
 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043          16  12  1    88       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 QUADLING 9445                10   2  0    88       LAND OF OZ (217)
 LE GRELE 8252                14  13  1    87       LES TURFISTES (727)
 SEABLOOM 8527                13  21  0    86       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009        10   7  0    84       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874         18  21  0    82       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 KLEGG HAII 9204              16  15  0    82       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423        10   5  0    82       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 MUY CALIENTE 9212             9   8  0    82       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 ARMENIUS 9159                15  15  0    81       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 DOC MCSWIFT 9505              9  12  1    81       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          18  13  0    79       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 MADCAP 9306                  13  14  2    79       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267              13  13  0    79       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 PASB 9493                     9   9  1    79       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 BRUTUS 9380                  10   6  0    78       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-VALAC 8819                    9   6  0    78       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 BLACK CHAOS 8872             16  25  0    77       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 EN FEUGO 9072                11  11  1    77       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 JHAN BOY 9494                 8   4  1    77       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 THE PLAINSMAN 8873           13  27  0    74       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BRAINS 9296                  14  11  0    73       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995           17  15  0    72       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 GOB BLUTH 9478                9   3  2    72       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 GALLIENUS 4956                9  18  1    72       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625            9   3  0    72       FLOATING PAST (854)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124      13  13  0    70       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 COVFEFE 9633                  7   2  0    68       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 LE POLISTE 9636               8   1  1    67       LES TURFISTES (727)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341          14   9  1    66       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ALIISZA 8871                 13  25  2    66       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 DRINKING DRUNK 8617           9  11  0    66       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 BLAZE 9560                    8   5  1    65       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 BLAMM! 9545                   8   4  1    65       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 MURDERING SPECTRE 9508        7   4  0    65       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 DIONEXUS 9157                10  20  0    64       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SLIM SHADY 9511               7   3  1    64       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 UGLY ART 9458                 7   2  0    61       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SHEIK TZU 9452                5   9  0    60       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038           13  19  0    58       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DAS 9442                      8   4  1    58       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 KUPP 9531                     6   4  0    58       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 OCTOGAB 8382                 13   8  0    57       LES TURFISTES (727)
 POISON OAK 9449               6   3  0    57       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211        5   6  1    57       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WACKO JACKKO 9415            10   4  2    55       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 TENTENABULATION 9381          8   6  1    54       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 LICKSPITTLE 9310              7   2  0    53       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 JUMPING JOE 8994              6  11  0    53       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 PARADIGM 9018                10  18  1    51       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-DESPERO 8848                  5   6  0    51       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 KYLO REN 9482                 7   5  0    47       YUPPIE HORDE (848)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE BUFFALO 9244            6   9  0    47       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-CRAZY IVAN 9664               4   2  1    47       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 HACKER 9156                   7  11  0    46       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 LOST SHIP 9621                7   3  0    46       FLOATING PAST (854)
-CORSON 8821                   5   5  1    46       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406          9   3  0    45       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STYLE EDITOR 9642             6   3  1    45       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 FIRST WORLD ANGST 9671        4   2  0    45       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 BAD BETTY 9284                5   5  0    44       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-SON OF SPAM 9592              4   5  3    44       A BOOR RENTS (842)
-JULIA VAUGHN 9645             6   0  0    39       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 COW PIE 9281                  5   5  1    39       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 IRONHIDE 9532                 6   4  0    38       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LEOD 9614                     5   5  0    38       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 LITTLE BOY 8548               4   4  0    38       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 CHINA PRINCESS 9476           8   4  0    37       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ARCEE 9529                    7   3  0    37       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303             7   7  0    36       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 BURNING MAN 9481              7   5  0    36       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 WALKING THUNDER 9247          6   9  0    36       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 JURINE CAKE 9371              4   5  0    35       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632          4   5  0    35       FAST FOOD (724)
 QUICK SLUG 9660               4   3  0    35       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAZY BIG DOG 9245            5  10  1    33       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 GOLFO DULCE 9596              5   5  1    33       F IS FOR FROG (852)
-CLIFF GLEAVES 9661            4   2  1    33       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 BAD CLAM 9680                 3   2  0    33       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 LYN 9613                      6   4  0    32       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 CLOSED 9641                   4   5  1    32       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-CRYSTAL BETH 9681             2   2  0    32       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 HILLARY 9534                  4   7  1    30       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SPOOK 9533                    4   5  1    30       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 15 WAYS 9626                  7   5  0    29       FLOATING PAST (854)
 OSCAR MAIER 9365              4   7  0    29       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 BAZINGA 9540                  4   6  0    29       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 KING CHARLES 9451             7   7  0    28       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 MAD-DIE MOODY 9523            6   5  0    28       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 DA1 9688                      3   1  1    28       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 STOOGE 9259                   7   6  0    27       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 PUKE 9507                     5   4  1    27       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686            3   1  0    27       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669       5   1  0    26       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-SLUG 9428                     5   2  0    26       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 FLUNKY 9464                   5   4  0    24       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 OMAI 9693                     3   1  0    24       WRATHMEN 6 (853)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEADLY DESERT 9702            2   1  0    23       LAND OF OZ (217)
 JHANDICE 9496                 6   4  0    22       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 BLAH 7 9498                   2   8  0    22       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 GRIMLOCK 9701                 2   1  1    21       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 GLEASON 9277                  1   8  0    21       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 JETTISONED JETSAM 9620        4   8  0    20       FLOATING PAST (854)
 ALFRED 9536                   3   6  1    20       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 PROUD PATTY 9707              3   0  0    19       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-ELVIS ALLEN 9698              2   1  0    19       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711      2   0  0    18       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 IN YOUR THROAT 9689           3   1  0    16       F IS FOR FROG (852)
-NORTHWIND 9454                1   0  0    15       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 TIN WOODMAN 9708              1   1  0    14       LAND OF OZ (217)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANTELLA 9656                 3   4  0    13       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644        2   6  1    13       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 POUND CAKE 9709               2   0  0    12       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-ALRIC 9429                    2   5  0    11       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 BRONTES 9414                  2   5  0    11       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 UNSEEN ENTITY 9666            2   4  0    11       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       1   2  0    11       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 DONNIE STAHL 9675             2   3  0     9       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-HAGRID 9705                   1   1  1     9       DARK PATH (845)
-KARN 9716                     1   0  0     9       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
-MONSTER 9618                  1   0  0     9       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 HOT SAUCE 9697                2   2  0     8       FAST FOOD (724)
-ZOZO 9132                     1   2  0     8       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 GIGGLING BEAR 9676            1   4  0     7       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 CONWAY 9720                   1   0  1     6       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SPOOK SOLDIER 9722            1   0  0     6       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-MORGANA LE FEY 9704           1   1  1     5       DARK PATH (845)
 YELLOW VESTED 9677            0   5  0     5       F IS FOR FROG (852)
-RAZAH 9155                    1   1  0     4       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 TORCH BEARER 9714             1   1  0     4       LES TURFISTES (727)
-ALLANON 9683                  0   4  0     4       DARK PATH (845)
 MARMA THE DUKE 9721           0   1  0     3       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 THE BUTTON THIEF 9712         0   2  0     2       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 1 OF 3 PLEASE 9713            0   2  0     2       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-LAMAR FIKE 9703               0   2  0     2       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-ULRIC 9718                    0   1  0     1       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 WENDY 9727                    0   1  0     1       FAST FOOD (724)
-ALUCARD 9717                  0   1  0     1       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 DINGO 9726                    0   1  0     1       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 FROG FACE 9719                0   1  0     1       F IS FOR FROG (852)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOT TO TROTSKY 9663     2  3 0 A BOOR RENTS 842     SPOOK 9533            404   
HEDIES 9725             0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   IC TASKMASTER         406  NONE
ODYSSEY 9699            2  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   CRAZY IVAN 9664       405   
GRANDMAMA 9662          0  4 0 DARK PATH 845        CLOSED 9641           403   
SAM STEPHENS 9634       5  3 0 DARK PATH 845        LE POLISTE 9636       405   
BRUTICUS 9710           0  2 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    AA DESERTER           406  NONE
AMIINANY DANGER 8491   13 15 1 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  BOOYAH 9542           406   
ROCK CAKE 9695          1  2 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  DA1 9688              405   
SEVERUS NAPE 9524       3  4 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  STYLE EDITOR 9642     402  NOT REVENGED
LEGS 9672               3  2 1 F IS FOR FROG 852    BLAMM! 9545           405   
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623     9  3 1 FLOATING PAST 854    HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493  406   
EUREKA 9667             1  2 0 LAND OF OZ 217       GOLFO DULCE 9596      403  JUST REVENGED
3=4 9105                7  5 1 LES TURFISTES 727    ENVY OF NORTH FO 9468 404   
JUDY SPRECKLES 9438     5  5 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846    CARISSIMUS 9619       402  REVENGED
GRADY 9479              5  6 0 SECOND BANANAS 573   SON OF SPAM 9592      405   
TOBIR NUTS 9370         5  3 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    HELLHOUND HESTAT 9211 404   
NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389   4  4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   JHAN BOY 9494         404  REVENGED
ELWIN 9706              0  1 0 WARRIORS OF OLD 844  MORGANA LE FEY 9704   404   
BRDB THE WARPED 9649    1  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    LEGS 9672             402  REVENGED
FAILIN FOOL 9654        1  3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   CLIFF GLEAVES 9661    403   
CARISSIMUS 9619         1  8 1 WHITE WOLVES 832     VAR'S NEOPHYTE        406  NONE
TELLIUS 9373            4 13 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     THE CHOSEN ONE        406  NONE
PLYNK 9692              1  1 1 WRATHMEN 6 853       GRIMLOCK 9701         404  REVENGED
PHYSICALITY 9724        0  1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 848     CONWAY 9720           406   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

COM, COM, COM! We are NOT done yet! All we have to do is poison the hot sauce, bless 
the satanic minions, and sink the floaters. Easy Peasy. -- Oz The All  Encouraging

Alucard, I guess you should have oiled your joints before the match began, eh? -- Tin 
Woodman

Wacko Jackko, I wasn't good enough. I hit like a bimbo. Were you boored? -- China 
Princess

Well, well, Morgana; you thought you would take advantage of me , eh? Tsk. Tsk. 
Perhaps, though, you can buy me a drink later and I will let you? -- Deadly Desert

Chalupa Batman, I gave it my all, but you proved brawn is better than brain. -- Brains

Hey, Golfo Dulce of F is for Four-Letter-Words, how do you like them apples?! That's 
what you get for killing my teammate Eureka. I hope every one of your swings 
henceforth is a slice! -- Quadling

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Inspiring

Queen Latifah -- How is the head? -- Armenius

Cliff Gleaves -- You sure kicked by butt! -- Carissimus

Drinking Drunk -- Thank you for teh skills training!  You didn't do badly either! -- 
Brutus

Junping Joe -- Why do I never learn! -- Tellius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TELLIUS was viciously butchered by THE CHOSEN ONE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CARISSIMUS was barely slain by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BRUTICUS was savagely slain by AA DESERTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was butchered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
LATE OR EARLY was demolished by ENVY OF NORTH FORK in a 1 minute competition.
BRAINS overpowered GOLFO DULCE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
HELLHOUND HESTATI was devastated by JHAN BOY in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
HENCHMAN vanquished QUADLING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
ACE MERRILL vanquished SEABLOOM in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LACKEY overpowered DOC MCSWIFT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BROCK TULGREN overcame HEADLESS NICK in a exciting 6 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
HOBO CASSEROLE demolished COVFEFE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
AGENT 99 demolished VIKING VAMPIRE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
POISON OAK was handily defeated by PASB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
MADCAP was vanquished by WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
RUMP ROAST vanquished LITTLE VARIOUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BRUTUS devastated ALIISZA in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
RETURN OF THE KING savagely defeated LOST SHIP in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
MURDERING SPECTRE devastated CLOSED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
OCTOGAB was savagely defeated by THE PLAINSMAN in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LICKSPITTLE viciously subdued IRONHIDE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fray.
STYLE EDITOR was subdued by KUPP in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
JACK E. KENNEDY was overpowered by DRINKING DRUNK in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
UGLY ART vanquished ARCEE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DIONEXUS won victory over QUEEN LATIFAH in a 4 minute expert's Challenge bout.
CHINA PRINCESS was overpowered by SLIM SHADY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
JURINE CAKE handily defeated HOT SAUCE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PUKE defeated YELLOW VESTED in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
QUICK SLUG defeated JHANDICE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
MOOSEKNUCKLE defeated TIN WOODMAN in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice Challenge fight.
15 WAYS handily defeated GIGGLING BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MANTELLA was vanquished by WALKING THUNDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HILLARY demolished GLEASON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SPOOK overpowered TORCH BEARER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BROKEN FAUCET luckily beat STOOGE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP was beaten by DEADLY DESERT in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
DA1 overpowered FIGHTS LIKE GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
THE BUTTON THIEF slimly lost to UNSEEN ENTITY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
APPARITIONAL ARCHER beat DONNIE STAHL in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
BARNEY STINSON viciously subdued CRYING KID in a 5 minute veteran's struggle.
KIND KOHL was handily defeated by VARS FOLLEY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GOB BLUTH was overpowered by MASTER DARQUE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CLAMTASTIC overcame LE GRELE in a 1 minute veteran's match.
FELANAHDRA overpowered MUY CALIENTE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
UGLY BUCCANEER was slaughtered by HARRY SLAUGHTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHALUPA BATMAN was outwaited by MARATHON MAN in a 12 minute master's bout.
SRIRACHA demolished LORD OF BARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EXISTENTIAL DREAD demolished EN FEUGO in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
SLUSH PUPPY viciously subdued LEGGING LAGAN in a 10 minute mismatched contest.
LE POLISTE was savagely defeated by ANGRY CLAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
LEGIONNAIRE LICH bested BLAZE in a exciting 1 minute match.
P-NUT FIREBEARD bested BEARDED FREAK in a 2 minute veteran's brawl.
BLACK CHAOS was overpowered by KLEGG HAII in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
GALLIENUS was bested by ARMENIUS in a 2 minute brutal master's conflict.
BOOYAH executed AMIINANY DANGER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLAMM! demolished LYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
JUMPING JOE bested LITTLE BOY in a 2 minute gory fight.
SHEIK TZU devastated BAD BETTY in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven match.
PARADIGM defeated MAD-DIE MOODY in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT was viciously subdued by KYLO REN in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
WHITE BUFFALO won victory over HACKER in a 2 minute gory fight.
DAS devastated LEOD in a 1 minute uneven match.
TENTENABULATION devastated SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OSCAR MAIER savagely defeated BLAH 7 in a popular 1 minute gory bout.
BAZINGA was defeated by BURNING MAN in a action packed 3 minute bloody brawl.
COW PIE beat KING CHARLES in a 1 minute conflict.
FIRST WORLD ANGST demolished KAT in a 1 minute uneven match.
FLUNKY devastated BRONTES in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CRAZY BIG DOG overpowered JETTISONED JETSAM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ALFRED was demolished by BAD CLAM in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
IN YOUR THROAT luckily beat MARMA THE DUKE in a popular 7 minute novice's duel.
OMAI handily defeated FROG FACE in a 1 minute uneven match.
GRIMLOCK handily defeated DINGO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PROUD PATTY overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
POUND CAKE unbelievably bested 1 OF 3 PLEASE in a 3 minute gory novice's match.
CONWAY put to death PHYSICALITY in a 3 minute gruesome novice's fight.
SPOOK SOLDIER subdued WENDY in a exciting 1 minute novice's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  33         TOTAL PARRY      100 -  74 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         STRIKING ATTACK  127 - 102 - 10      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  19         AIMED BLOW       100 -  90 -  3      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         LUNGING ATTACK   165 - 180 - 12      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         WALL OF STEEL     86 -  94 -  3      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  19 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   76 -  97 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    80 - 120 - 10      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  11 -  0      35  |

Turn 406 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  7     SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 10         5  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      7 -  9         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        10 -  7     LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 19         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 13         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HENCHMAN 8756              14   6  0  153 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BASHING ATTACK   HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493       16   8  3  138 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
AIMED BLOW       HOBO CASSEROLE 8622        17  12  1  128 SHEWISH DINER (806)
LUNGING ATTACK   LACKEY 8760                15   7  0  127 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
TOTAL PARRY      CRYING KID 8392            12   8  0  126 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037     10   1  0  121 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CLAMTASTIC 7994            20   9  0   99 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
WALL OF STEEL    LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009      10   7  0   84 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
PARRY-STRIKE     LITTLE VARIOUS 9341        14   9  1   66 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BARNEY STINSON 8307.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BARNEY STINSON 8307.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHALUPA 
BATMAN 9043, MARMA THE DUKE 9721, QUEEN LATIFAH 9038, STOOGE 9259, ARCEE 9529, 
PARADIGM 9018, BAZINGA 9540, HEADLESS NICK 8776, THE PLAINSMAN 8873, and LICKSPITTLE 
9310.

The least popular fighter this week was SLUSH PUPPY 9023.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LEGGING LAGAN 9625, MARATHON MAN 9313, POUND CAKE 9709, PROUD 
PATTY 9707, DINGO 9726, FROG FACE 9719, IN YOUR THROAT 9689, ALFRED 9536, JETTISONED 
JETSAM 9620, and BRONTES 9414.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HENCHMAN (47-8756) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)