DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/09/2019 Duedate: 08/05/2019
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-407
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BROCK TULGREN
FRAYED SANITY (799)
(47-8528) [24-11-0,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HARRY SLAUGHTER POSITION IS EMPTY
DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
(47-8493) [17-8-3,145]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BARNEY STINSON ENVY OF NORTH FORK
SECOND BANANAS (573) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-8307) [15-13-2,91] (47-9468) [9-5-1,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEWISH DINER (806)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. F IS FOR FROG (852) 51
2. FAST FOOD (724) 40EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 39 Unchartered Team
4. YUPPIE HORDE (848) 37
5. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 28 RIPOFFS! (391)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 136 79 6 63.3 1/ 3 SHEWISH DINER (806) 12 3 1
2/ 4 FLOATING PAST (854) 40 25 1 61.5 2/ 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 11 4 1
3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 905 575 30 61.1 3/ 6 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 11 4 1
4/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727) 169 114 8 59.7 4/11 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 10 4 0
5/ 7 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 59 41 2 59.0 5/ 2 BASH BROS PARK (766) 9 6 0
6/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 361 252 39 58.9 6/ 5 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 9 6 0
7/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806) 156 109 13 58.9 7/ 1 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 9 6 0
8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 145 111 14 56.6 8/18 SECOND BANANAS (573) 8 7 1
9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 979 786 50 55.5 9/ 7 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 8 7 0
10/10 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 88 73 2 54.7 10/15 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 7 0
11/14 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 71 64 7 52.6 11/22 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 7 0
12/13 DARQUE FORCES (396) 362 335 28 51.9 12/20 WRATHMEN 6 (853) 8 7 0
13/11 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 39 37 5 51.3 13/19 FRAYED SANITY (799) 8 7 0
14/15 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 107 103 4 51.0 14/ 8 FLOATING PAST (854) 8 7 0
15/18 BASH BROS PARK (766) 156 156 11 50.0 15/14 DARQUE FORCES (396) 7 7 1
16/16 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 73 73 6 50.0 16/26 FAST FOOD (724) 7 7 0
17-17 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 37 37 2 50.0 17/12 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 7 8 2
18/20 WRATHMEN 6 (853) 28 28 1 50.0 18/13 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 7 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 FAST FOOD (724) 210 212 14 49.8 19/16 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 6 6 1
20/12 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 50 51 1 49.5 20/27 EASTERN HORDE (849) 6 8 0
21/21 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 183 189 10 49.2 21/ 9 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 6 9 0
22/22 F IS FOR FROG (852) 81 84 4 49.1 22/10 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 6 9 0
23-23 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 31 33 2 48.4 23/29 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 6 9 0
24/24 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 63 74 0 46.0 24/17 LES TURFISTES (727) 5 10 1
25/25 FRAYED SANITY (799) 80 94 4 46.0 25/23 WHITE WOLVES (832) 5 10 0
26/26 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 36 43 1 45.6 26/30 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 5 10 0
27-27 A BOOR RENTS (842) 30 37 8 44.8 27/34 F IS FOR FROG (852) 5 10 0
28/28 EASTERN HORDE (849) 39 49 3 44.3 28/25 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 4 8 0
29/29 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 32 44 0 42.1 29/28 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 4 11 0
30/30 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 88 126 7 41.1 30-21 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 3 1 0
31/31 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 56 82 4 40.6 31-24 A BOOR RENTS (842) 3 2 2
32/32 WHITE WOLVES (832) 59 93 1 38.8 32-33*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 2 3 0
33/33 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 76 129 5 37.1 33-35 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 1 0 0
34-34*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 11 24 0 31.4 34/36 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 1 2 0
35/35 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 12 29 0 29.3 35/31 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 1 7 0
36-36 DARK PATH (845) 13 56 2 18.8 36-32 DARK PATH (845) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Twixie is ending. The winners should be proud and will add this booty to their
repertoire.
Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a near "winner takes all" contest. It is the
responsibility of the Captain of the winning alliance to distribute Gift Certificates.
Moderators will submit a list of each manager winner to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate and RSI awarded prizes, to then be claimed by the
manager from RSI Customer Service within 6 months.
Winning alliance gets 90% of the pooled certs.
Individual Team with most wins in 10 rounds gets 10% of the pooled certs.
RSI awards: (All must be applied to DM47 warriors, cannot create an out-of-bounds
warrior, and one max prize applied to any warrior -- all within 6 months. One max
prize means that if you win two prizes they cannot be applied to the same warrior.)
The winning alliance captain may choose two (each manager/team receives the same prize
as chosen by captain):
: Limited Damage Bump (bump one level damage) (warrior must have fought in the TW)
: Stat replace (remove 2 SZ, replace 2 to any other stat) (warrior must have fought
in the TW)
: Choice Replacement (Receive 5 replacements, choose 1, delete 4)
: Replacement stat swap (Replace/flip any 2 stats on one replacement)
2nd place alliance captain may choose one (each manager/team receives same prize as
chosen by captain)
: Favorite weapon (warrior must have fought in the TW)
: Favorite rhythm (warrior must have participated in TW)
: Free stat raise
Participation Award to all teams/managers who fight 46 min fights (of 50) = 2 skills
(to one warrior)
These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderators within two weeks of round ten for
individual claiming from RSI within 4 turns of the end of TWX. The certs will be
mailed to the winning alliance by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the
TW.
-- Oz The All-Congratulatory (And one third of an awesome Moderating Crew)
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Final Standings
Turf War Turn 10 Results
Turn 10 scores are tripled.
Alliance Results
Standings
Alliance Elig TM1 TM2 TM3 Max 2nd Turn Total
Teams Score Score Score Score Score Score Score
ARC 3 -6 -6 21 21 -6 36 269
BUST 3 6 12 12 12 12 36 259
BAP 3 3 3 21 21 3 45 223
COM 3 12 12 3 12 12 36 208
DUMB 2 12 24 24 48 202
TEA 3 15 -12 12 15 12 42 195
IC 3 3 -3 -3 3 -3 3 190
DATA 2 12 12 12 24 130
RUBE 0 0 0 78
RDH 1 3 3 3 74
Individual Results
Alliance
Team Score Fights Wins Losses Kills IAM IAC
ARC
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE -6 5 1 4 0 0 0
SATAN'S MINIONS -6 5 1 4 0 0 0
FLOATING PAST 21 5 4 1 0 0 0
BAP
RUBBER SOUL 6 3 5 2 3 0 0 0
LES TURFISTES 3 5 2 3 0 0 0
WEIRD ALCHEMY 21 5 4 1 0 0 0
BUST
SHEWISH DINER 6 5 2 3 1 0 0
WRATHMEN 6 12 5 3 2 0 0 0
BASH BROS PARK 12 5 3 2 0 0 0
COM
LAND OF OZ 12 5 3 2 0 0 0
SECOND BANANAS 12 5 3 2 0 0 0
ROYAL FLUSH 3 5 2 3 0 0 0
DATA
STAR PRAIRIE -3 4 1 3 0 0 0
FRAYED SANITY 12 5 3 2 0 0 0
BIG LAKE GROOVE 12 5 3 2 0 0 0
DUMB
FAST FOOD 12 5 3 2 0 0 0
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 24 5 4 1 1 0 0
DARQUE FORCES 9 4 2 2 1 0 0
IC
SPECTRAL STEEL 3 5 2 3 0 0 0
SPIRIT'S REALM -3 5 2 3 0 1 0
A'MERKIN INJUNS -3 5 1 4 0 1 0
RDH
EASTERN HORDE 15 4 3 1 0 0 0
DEATHLY HALLOWS 18 3 3 0 0 0 0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS 3 5 2 3 0 0 0
RUBE
A BOOR RENTS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
MEMPHIS MAFIA 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DARK PATH 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TEA
YUPPIE HORDE 15 5 4 1 0 1 0
WEIRD STUDENTS -12 5 0 5 0 1 0
F IS FOR FROG 12 5 3 2 0 0 0
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of NORTH FORK. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. SATAN'S MINIONS?
Who? SHEWISH DINER is the top team these days, buddies! Perhaps it is LAND OF OZ
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 22nd to 11th last week...
(Less time in the sun...) The boys at WEIRD STUDENTS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch
we all know and love, after suffering a 12 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable
disease has swept the stable of EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE. Note their drop in the rankings
from 10th to 22nd. Watch out!!! Say what you will about blind luck and dirty
fighting, but EASTERN HORDE will tell you 39-49-3 is nothing to laugh at... SHEWISH
DINER had cause to celebrate, after RUMP ROAST got 21 points by beating LEGIONNAIRE
LICH. KUPP certainly had a baffled expression on its face, after losing to LITTLE
BOY and losing 20 points in the process! You could cut the tension with a scimitar
as BROCK TULGREN of FRAYED SANITY met the Duelmaster. In NORTH FORK, nothing is
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, BROCK TULGREN.
Word has it one team in NORTH FORK is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a
charmed life!
So much to report, so little time! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of BASH BROS PARK, alone and unchallenged. The
warriors of BASH BROS PARK found their efforts at combat frustrated as SATAN'S
MINIONS apparently had more important things to do than fight. If challenges were
horses, GALLIENUS could open up a fast food joint! Take heed NORTH FORK, of the
unprincipled action of SRIRACHA. By challenging BRUTUS, 30 points below him,
SRIRACHA besmirches the noble art of dueling. SRIRACHA beat BRUTUS with a point
difference of 30. So this is what NORTH FORK calls a duel. This will make an
interesting tale. Them's the breaks, DOC MCSWIFT. Expecting fair challenges from
SATAN'S MINIONS is evidently too much to ask. Warriors of NORTH FORK! Do you wish
your reputations tainted by the base challenge of LACKEY? Word has it RETURN OF THE
KING suffered a romantic setback. Note how it challenged CRYING KID, 56 points its
senior. It's not whether you win or lose, but how many points you get (5). Right,
RETURN OF THE KING? As a confidence booster, UGLY ART challenged STYLE EDITOR, down
16 points. Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, UGLY ART? UGLY ART
overcame STYLE EDITOR. The whole thing leaves a bitter memory. Them's the breaks,
HOT SAUCE. Expecting fair challenges from SATAN'S MINIONS is evidently too much to
ask. Bookies and FLUNKY were more than a little surprised, as HOT SAUCE snatched an
easy victory from FLUNKY, gaining 19 points. Take heed NORTH FORK, of the
unprincipled action of OMAI. By challenging FROG FACE, 23 points below her, OMAI
besmirches the noble art of dueling. OMAI defeated FROG FACE with a point difference
of 23. So this is what NORTH FORK calls a duel. This will make an interesting tale.
As a confidence booster, DA1 challenged BRONTES, down 17 points. Do you also slay
vicious rodents in your spare time, DA1? Warriors of NORTH FORK! Do you wish your
reputations tainted by the base challenge of DA1? Them's the breaks, 1 OF 3 PLEASE.
Expecting fair challenges from FLOATING PAST is evidently too much to ask. 15 WAYS
bested 1 OF 3 PLEASE. The whole thing leaves a bitter memory. As a confidence
booster, BROKEN FAUCET challenged YELLOW VESTED, down 22 points. Do you also slay
vicious rodents in your spare time, BROKEN FAUCET? BROKEN FAUCET defeated YELLOW
VESTED with a point difference of 22. So this is what NORTH FORK calls a duel. This
will make an interesting tale. Take heed NORTH FORK, of the unprincipled action of
JETTISONED JETSAM. By challenging WENDY, 19 points below him, JETTISONED JETSAM
besmirches the noble art of dueling. Warriors of NORTH FORK! Do you wish your
reputations tainted by the base challenge of JETTISONED JETSAM? HOBO CASSEROLE found
himself challenged by a warrior 21 below: ACE MERRILL. ACE MERRILL of ROYAL FLUSH
kept his wits as he bested HOBO CASSEROLE.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Q: What's a
record like 7-11-0 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This week's winner:
HACKER of STAR PRAIRIE! RUMP ROAST of SHEWISH DINER spared LEGIONNAIRE LICH (10-8-0)
from having to lose any more fights. What's your next plan, SPECTRAL STEEL? Charity
is unknown in NORTH FORK, and rightly so. YUPPIE HORDE exacted their revenge against
SECOND BANANAS. Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
All good things must come to an end. As the seasons change, and the creatures
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. NORTH FORK, I
leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad. 'Til
next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROCK TULGREN 8528 24 11 0 110 FRAYED SANITY (799)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 17 8 3 145 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
LACKEY 8760 16 7 0 133 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CRYING KID 8392 13 8 0 129 BASH BROS PARK (766)
EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 11 1 1 127 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
ACE MERRILL 9319 12 9 0 121 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BOOYAH 9542 8 3 1 115 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
FELANAHDRA 9617 8 3 0 115 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
SRIRACHA 9042 17 12 1 114 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
RUMP ROAST 9066 14 9 3 113 SHEWISH DINER (806)
VARS FOLLEY 9025 15 10 3 110 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 21 9 0 108 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 18 12 0 105 LES TURFISTES (727)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 27 14 0 103 FAST FOOD (724)
KIND KOHL 8616 14 7 0 99 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
HEADLESS NICK 8776 13 12 1 98 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 21 23 1 97 FAST FOOD (724)
MARATHON MAN 9313 20 7 0 96 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
AGENT 99 8694 14 5 1 96 SECOND BANANAS (573)
ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468 9 5 1 95 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 17 13 1 91 SHEWISH DINER (806)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 15 13 2 91 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 16 13 1 90 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 19 13 0 89 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
MADCAP 9306 14 14 2 89 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 14 13 0 89 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
SEABLOOM 8527 14 21 0 88 FRAYED SANITY (799)
GALLIENUS 4956 10 18 1 86 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
MUY CALIENTE 9212 9 9 0 83 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
LE GRELE 8252 14 14 1 81 LES TURFISTES (727)
GOB BLUTH 9478 10 3 2 81 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PASB 9493 10 9 1 81 EASTERN HORDE (849)
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 18 22 0 80 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
ARMENIUS 9159 15 16 0 80 WHITE WOLVES (832)
BLAMM! 9545 9 4 1 80 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
KLEGG HAII 9204 16 16 0 79 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 16 26 0 78 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
DOC MCSWIFT 9505 9 13 1 78 EASTERN HORDE (849)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VALAC 8819 9 6 0 78 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
COVFEFE 9633 8 2 0 78 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 18 15 0 77 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-JHAN BOY 9494 8 4 1 77 EASTERN HORDE (849)
SLIM SHADY 9511 8 3 1 76 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 13 14 0 75 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 10 6 0 75 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
BRUTUS 9380 10 7 0 75 WHITE WOLVES (832)
DAS 9442 9 4 1 72 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 15 9 1 70 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ALIISZA 8871 14 25 2 70 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
BRAINS 9296 14 12 0 70 LAND OF OZ (217)
MURDERING SPECTRE 9508 8 4 0 70 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
LEGGING LAGAN 9625 9 4 0 69 FLOATING PAST (854)
THE PLAINSMAN 8873 13 28 0 67 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TENTENABULATION 9381 9 6 1 66 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LE POLISTE 9636 8 2 1 66 LES TURFISTES (727)
EN FEUGO 9072 11 12 1 64 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
UGLY ART 9458 8 2 0 64 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BLAZE 9560 8 6 1 63 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 5 7 1 61 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
POISON OAK 9449 6 4 0 60 BASH BROS PARK (766)
SHEIK TZU 9452 5 10 0 60 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 13 20 0 59 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DRINKING DRUNK 8617 9 12 0 59 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
LITTLE BOY 8548 5 4 0 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
OCTOGAB 8382 13 9 0 58 LES TURFISTES (727)
PARADIGM 9018 11 18 1 57 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLFO DULCE 9596 6 5 1 56 F IS FOR FROG (852)
-WACKO JACKKO 9415 10 4 2 55 A BOOR RENTS (842)
DIONEXUS 9157 10 21 0 55 WHITE WOLVES (832)
FIRST WORLD ANGST 9671 5 2 0 55 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 5 5 0 52 FAST FOOD (724)
-DESPERO 8848 5 6 0 51 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
QUADLING 9445 10 3 0 50 LAND OF OZ (217)
KYLO REN 9482 8 5 0 49 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
LOST SHIP 9621 8 3 0 48 FLOATING PAST (854)
JUMPING JOE 8994 6 12 0 48 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 9 4 0 47 LAND OF OZ (217)
IRONHIDE 9532 7 4 0 47 DARQUE FORCES (396)
STYLE EDITOR 9642 6 4 1 47 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
COW PIE 9281 6 5 1 47 SHEWISH DINER (806)
QUICK SLUG 9660 5 3 0 47 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-CRAZY IVAN 9664 4 2 1 47 A BOOR RENTS (842)
BURNING MAN 9481 8 5 0 46 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
-CORSON 8821 5 5 1 46 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
LEOD 9614 6 5 0 45 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
BAD BETTY 9284 5 6 0 45 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
LICKSPITTLE 9310 7 3 0 44 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-SON OF SPAM 9592 4 5 3 44 A BOOR RENTS (842)
WHITE BUFFALO 9244 6 10 0 43 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
KING CHARLES 9451 8 7 0 42 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 9 4 0 41 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
OSCAR MAIER 9365 5 7 0 40 FRAYED SANITY (799)
-JULIA VAUGHN 9645 6 0 0 39 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
HILLARY 9534 5 7 1 39 SECOND BANANAS (573)
KUPP 9531 6 5 0 38 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ARCEE 9529 7 3 0 37 DARQUE FORCES (396)
MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303 7 8 0 37 FRAYED SANITY (799)
JURINE CAKE 9371 4 6 0 37 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
MAD-DIE MOODY 9523 7 5 0 34 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
DA1 9688 4 1 1 34 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JHANDICE 9496 7 4 0 33 EASTERN HORDE (849)
-CLIFF GLEAVES 9661 4 2 1 33 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
BLAH 7 9498 3 8 0 33 EASTERN HORDE (849)
WALKING THUNDER 9247 6 10 0 32 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-CRYSTAL BETH 9681 2 2 0 32 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
15 WAYS 9626 8 5 0 31 FLOATING PAST (854)
LYN 9613 6 5 0 29 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 4 1 0 29 BASH BROS PARK (766)
DEADLY DESERT 9702 3 1 0 29 LAND OF OZ (217)
STOOGE 9259 7 7 0 28 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
OMAI 9693 4 1 0 28 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
IN YOUR THROAT 9689 4 1 0 28 F IS FOR FROG (852)
CRAZY BIG DOG 9245 5 11 1 27 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
HOT SAUCE 9697 3 2 0 27 FAST FOOD (724)
-SLUG 9428 5 2 0 26 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
CLOSED 9641 4 6 1 26 BASH BROS PARK (766)
FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644 3 6 1 26 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
PUKE 9507 5 5 1 24 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JETTISONED JETSAM 9620 5 8 0 23 FLOATING PAST (854)
MANTELLA 9656 4 4 0 23 F IS FOR FROG (852)
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 5 2 0 22 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
SPOOK 9533 4 6 1 22 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
BAZINGA 9540 4 7 0 21 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
FLUNKY 9464 5 5 0 20 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BAD CLAM 9680 3 3 0 20 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-ELVIS ALLEN 9698 2 1 0 19 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
TIN WOODMAN 9708 2 1 0 19 LAND OF OZ (217)
THE BUTTON THIEF 9712 1 2 0 18 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
TORCH BEARER 9714 2 1 0 17 LES TURFISTES (727)
GRIMLOCK 9701 2 2 1 15 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 2 0 0 15 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-NORTHWIND 9454 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
PROUD PATTY 9707 3 1 0 14 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
CONWAY 9720 1 1 1 13 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BRONTES 9414 2 6 0 12 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
MARMA THE DUKE 9721 1 1 0 12 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-ALRIC 9429 2 5 0 11 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
UNSEEN ENTITY 9666 2 5 0 11 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
POUND CAKE 9709 2 1 0 11 SHEWISH DINER (806)
APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711 2 1 0 10 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
DONNIE STAHL 9675 2 4 0 10 FRAYED SANITY (799)
YELLOW VESTED 9677 0 6 0 10 F IS FOR FROG (852)
-HAGRID 9705 1 1 1 9 DARK PATH (845)
-KARN 9716 1 0 0 9 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
-MONSTER 9618 1 0 0 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-ZOZO 9132 1 2 0 8 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
GIGGLING BEAR 9676 1 5 0 8 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
SHARKTICON ALPHA 9728 1 0 1 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 1 3 0 6 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-MORGANA LE FEY 9704 1 1 1 5 DARK PATH (845)
SETTING SUN 9729 1 0 0 5 FLOATING PAST (854)
1 OF 3 PLEASE 9713 0 3 0 5 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-RAZAH 9155 1 1 0 4 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALLANON 9683 0 4 0 4 DARK PATH (845)
WENDY 9727 0 2 0 2 FAST FOOD (724)
FROG FACE 9719 0 2 0 2 F IS FOR FROG (852)
-LAMAR FIKE 9703 0 2 0 2 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-ULRIC 9718 0 1 0 1 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
AQUILLIUS 9732 0 1 0 1 WHITE WOLVES (832)
HOSIDIUS 9733 0 1 0 1 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-ALUCARD 9717 0 1 0 1 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FIZBAN 0 0 0 EXISTENTIAL DREA 9037 407 NONE
HOT TO TROTSKY 9663 2 3 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 SPOOK 9533 404
ODYSSEY 9699 2 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 CRAZY IVAN 9664 405
GRANDMAMA 9662 0 4 0 DARK PATH 845 CLOSED 9641 403 NOT REVENGED
SAM STEPHENS 9634 5 3 0 DARK PATH 845 LE POLISTE 9636 405
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 13 15 1 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 BOOYAH 9542 406
ROCK CAKE 9695 1 2 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 DA1 9688 405
LEGS 9672 3 2 1 F IS FOR FROG 852 BLAMM! 9545 405
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 9 3 1 FLOATING PAST 854 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 406
EUREKA 9667 1 2 0 LAND OF OZ 217 GOLFO DULCE 9596 403 REVENGED
3=4 9105 7 5 1 LES TURFISTES 727 ENVY OF NORTH FO 9468 404
DINGO 9726 0 2 0 RUBBER SOUL 6 851 SHARKTICON ALPHA 9728 407
GRADY 9479 5 6 0 SECOND BANANAS 573 SON OF SPAM 9592 405
TOBIR NUTS 9370 5 3 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 HELLHOUND HESTAT 9211 404
LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 10 8 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 RUMP ROAST 9066 407
NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389 4 4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 JHAN BOY 9494 404 REVENGED
ALFRED 9536 3 7 1 STAR PRAIRIE 821 IC ENFORCER 407 NONE
GLEASON 9277 1 9 0 STAR PRAIRIE 821 AA DESERTER 407 NONE
HACKER 9156 7 12 0 STAR PRAIRIE 821 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 407 NONE
ELWIN 9706 0 1 0 WARRIORS OF OLD 844 MORGANA LE FEY 9704 404
FAILIN FOOL 9654 1 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805 CLIFF GLEAVES 9661 403 NOT REVENGED
PLYNK 9692 1 1 1 WRATHMEN 6 853 GRIMLOCK 9701 404 JUST REVENGED
AG BARR, ESQ. 9730 0 1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 848 THE CHOSEN ONE 407 NONE
PHYSICALITY 9724 0 1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 848 CONWAY 9720 406 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Congrats to the winners! -- Oz The All-Congratulatory
An apology to my teammates for a weak TW performance. This is the first TW that my
total performance (W/L) was not over 60%. Close, but.... -- Oz The All \-Apologetic
Assur, Master Darque, thanks for all the hard work making this TW a success. Few know
how much time and effort go into it. -- Oz The All-Thankful
All, there should have been a spotlight relisting the potential prizes to the winners
in this NL. The last remaining Moderator job is to pen the awards listing to Lee and
to send out the certs to the winning captains. The prize list will be posted in the
next newsletter and will also be posted on the RSI site. -- Oz The Not-Yet Done
Alissza -- Three to me, one to you! I enjoyed our latest contest on the -- sands!
Thank you for the skills training! -- Brutus
Gallienus -- You have greatly imporved you weapon skills since last we met! -- Thank
you for the lesson, you nearly had me! -- Armenius
Queen Latifah -- Breaking your weapon was a good trick! I wish I knew how I did it!
-- Dionexus
Carissimus -- You gave a good account of yourself in the Dark Arena before Var's
Neophye opened your throat and spilled your life's blood on the arena sands! Rest in
peace Brother! -- White Wolves
Tellius -- You tried your best! Rest now, your fight is over! -- White Wolves
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HACKER was butchered by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GLEASON was slaughtered by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
ALFRED was killed by IC ENFORCER in a action packed 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
AG BARR, ESQ. was butchered by THE CHOSEN ONE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
QUADLING was demolished by GOLFO DULCE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
KYLO REN viciously subdued CONWAY in a 2 minute master vs. novice Bloodfeud fight.
LEOD handily defeated GRIMLOCK in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
SRIRACHA vanquished BRUTUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BROCK TULGREN won victory over HENCHMAN in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
MARATHON MAN outlasted CHALUPA BATMAN in a 13 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
ACE MERRILL overpowered HOBO CASSEROLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LACKEY demolished DOC MCSWIFT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
EN FEUGO was devastated by GALLIENUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
RETURN OF THE KING was beaten by CRYING KID in a 2 minute master's Challenge conflict.
GOB BLUTH savagely defeated LEGGING LAGAN in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
ARMENIUS was viciously subdued by HEADLESS NICK in a 4 minute expert's Challenge duel.
MADCAP devastated BLACK CHAOS in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge brawl.
UGLY ART luckily beat STYLE EDITOR in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
DAS overpowered DRINKING DRUNK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
IRONHIDE unbelievably bested BAD BETTY in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
TENTENABULATION demolished LICKSPITTLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
LOST SHIP unbelievably bested JURINE CAKE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fray.
CHINA PRINCESS demolished WALKING THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MOOSEKNUCKLE was vanquished by QUICK SLUG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FLUNKY was vanquished by HOT SAUCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OMAI demolished FROG FACE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
STOOGE was vanquished by BLAH 7 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
LYN was viciously subdued by OSCAR MAIER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
DA1 overpowered BRONTES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HILLARY viciously subdued CLOSED in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge fray.
15 WAYS subdued 1 OF 3 PLEASE in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice Challenge fight.
BROKEN FAUCET beat YELLOW VESTED in a action packed 4 minute Challenge bout.
DONNIE STAHL was subdued by MARMA THE DUKE in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge contest.
JETTISONED JETSAM defeated WENDY in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice Challenge struggle.
THE BUTTON THIEF overpowered PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
IN YOUR THROAT subdued BAZINGA in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
BARNEY STINSON was overpowered by BOOYAH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARRY SLAUGHTER handily defeated KLEGG HAII in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KIND KOHL lost to CLAMTASTIC in a 2 minute veteran's match.
ENVY OF NORTH FORK was luckily beaten by SLUSH PUPPY in a 8 minute expert's duel.
AGENT 99 overcame MUY CALIENTE in a popular 1 minute master's duel.
WHIPPED CREAM was devastated by LATE OR EARLY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RUMP ROAST easily killed LEGIONNAIRE LICH in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
EXISTENTIAL DREAD assassinated FIZBAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
VARS FOLLEY overpowered LE POLISTE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
FELANAHDRA handily defeated LE GRELE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VIKING VAMPIRE outlasted P-NUT FIREBEARD in a exciting 7 minute veteran's conflict.
THE PLAINSMAN was overpowered by BLAMM! in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
COVFEFE bested BRAINS in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
BEARDED FREAK unbelievably bested BLAZE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's battle.
ANGRY CLAM bested LORD OF BARKNESS in a 1 minute veteran's match.
PASB slimly won victory over HELLHOUND HESTATI in a popular 3 minute gory brawl.
SEABLOOM won victory over POISON OAK in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
OCTOGAB was overpowered by SLIM SHADY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LITTLE VARIOUS narrowly defeated SHEIK TZU in a 2 minute gory match.
ALIISZA won victory over QUEEN LATIFAH in a exciting 1 minute bloody master's match.
DIONEXUS was outlasted by FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a tiring 8 minute one-sided struggle.
KUPP was demolished by LITTLE BOY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MURDERING SPECTRE overpowered WHITE BUFFALO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURNING MAN narrowly defeated JACK E. KENNEDY in a crowd boring 22 minute melee.
COW PIE demolished SPOOK in a 1 minute uneven battle.
FIRST WORLD ANGST savagely defeated JUMPING JOE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PARADIGM devastated SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAD CLAM was demolished by KING CHARLES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAD-DIE MOODY luckily beat PUKE in a 2 minute bloody fight.
CRAZY BIG DOG slimly lost to JHANDICE in a 3 minute brutal struggle.
MANTELLA overcame APPARITIONAL ARCHER in a exciting 1 minute match.
UNSEEN ENTITY was viciously subdued by TIN WOODMAN in a 2 minute brutal brawl.
FIGHTS LIKE GHOST defeated PROUD PATTY in a action packed 2 minute fight.
DEADLY DESERT viciously subdued POUND CAKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
GIGGLING BEAR was demolished by TORCH BEARER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPOOK SOLDIER handily defeated HOSIDIUS in a 1 minute uneven match.
DINGO was put to death by SHARKTICON ALPHA in a 1 minute novice's duel.
SETTING SUN beat AQUILLIUS in a 1 minute novice's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 33 TOTAL PARRY 106 - 71 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 21 STRIKING ATTACK 132 - 102 - 11 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 18 AIMED BLOW 104 - 94 - 3 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 17 LUNGING ATTACK 173 - 186 - 11 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 17 WALL OF STEEL 85 - 96 - 2 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 16 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 75 - 106 - 4 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 81 - 124 - 8 40 |
Turn 407 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 17 5 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 9 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 11 - 5 AIMED BLOW 7 - 10 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 13
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BROCK TULGREN 8528 24 11 0 110 FRAYED SANITY (799)
BASHING ATTACK HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 17 8 3 145 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
LUNGING ATTACK LACKEY 8760 16 7 0 133 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
STRIKING ATTACK EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 11 1 1 127 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CLAMTASTIC 7994 21 9 0 108 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
SLASHING ATTACK KIND KOHL 8616 14 7 0 99 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
WALL OF STEEL HEADLESS NICK 8776 13 12 1 98 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
AIMED BLOW HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 17 13 1 91 SHEWISH DINER (806)
PARRY-STRIKE LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 15 9 1 70 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BARNEY STINSON 8307. The most popular warrior this
turn was ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468. The ten other most popular fighters were BAD BETTY
9284, CHALUPA BATMAN 9043, JURINE CAKE 9371, BRAINS 9296, DEADLY DESERT 9702, ALFRED
9536, VIKING VAMPIRE 8992, YELLOW VESTED 9677, HEADLESS NICK 8776, and OSCAR MAIER
9365.
The least popular fighter this week was JACK E. KENNEDY 9406. The other ten least
popular fighters were BURNING MAN 9481, FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632, MARATHON MAN 9313,
HOSIDIUS 9733, PROUD PATTY 9707, BAD CLAM 9680, SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669, JUMPING JOE
8994, SPOOK 9533, and WHITE BUFFALO 9244.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BROCK TULGREN (47-8528) FRAYED SANITY (799)
LACKEY (47-8760) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HENCHMAN (47-8756) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)