DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/06/2019 Duedate: 09/02/2019
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-408
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EXISTENTIAL DREAD
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
(47-9037) [12-1-1,141]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EXISTENTIAL DREAD POSITION IS EMPTY
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
(47-9037) [12-1-1,141]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BEARDED FREAK CLAMTASTIC
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
(47-7995) [18-16-0,76] (47-7994) [21-10-0,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAND OF OZ (217) 44
2. A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 42EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. FAST FOOD (724) 42 Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 34
5. THE SOVEREIGN (818) 29 THE ULTIMA (229)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 138 82 6 62.7 1/ 2 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 10 5 0
2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 909 576 30 61.2 2/16 FAST FOOD (724) 9 6 1
3/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727) 172 116 8 59.7 3/ 3 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 9 6 1
4/ 2 FLOATING PAST (854) 41 28 2 59.4 4/11 LAND OF OZ (217) 9 6 0
5- 5 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 59 41 2 59.0 5/29 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 9 6 0
6- 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 361 252 39 58.9 6/12 WRATHMEN 6 (853) 8 7 0
7/ 7 SHEWISH DINER (806) 156 112 13 58.2 7/18 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 8 7 0
8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 148 113 14 56.7 8/23 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 8 7 0
9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 981 789 50 55.4 9- 8 SECOND BANANAS (573) 7 3 1
10/10 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 89 77 2 53.6 10- 9 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 7 3 0
11/12 DARQUE FORCES (396) 364 338 28 51.9 11- 4 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 7 3 0
12/11 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 71 67 7 51.4 12/ 1 SHEWISH DINER (806) 7 6 1
13-13 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 39 37 5 51.3 13/ 7 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 7 7 0
14-14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 107 103 4 51.0 14/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 8 0
15/18 WRATHMEN 6 (853) 31 30 1 50.8 15-13 FRAYED SANITY (799) 6 4 0
16/19 FAST FOOD (724) 214 213 15 50.1 16/ 5 BASH BROS PARK (766) 6 6 0
17/15 BASH BROS PARK (766) 157 157 11 50.0 17/15 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 8 1
18/16 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 73 74 6 49.7 18/14 FLOATING PAST (854) 6 8 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-20 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 50 51 1 49.5 19/27 F IS FOR FROG (852) 6 9 0
20/21 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 185 192 10 49.1 20-20 EASTERN HORDE (849) 5 4 0
21/22 F IS FOR FROG (852) 83 87 4 48.8 21- 6 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 5 5 0
22/24 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 65 76 0 46.1 22/26 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 5 8 0
23-25 FRAYED SANITY (799) 80 94 4 46.0 23/24 LES TURFISTES (727) 5 10 0
24/26 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 36 44 1 45.0 24/25 WHITE WOLVES (832) 5 10 0
25-28 EASTERN HORDE (849) 39 49 3 44.3 25/19 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 4 6 1
26/27 A BOOR RENTS (842) 31 41 8 43.1 26-17 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 4 6 1
27/29 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 34 45 0 43.0 27/22 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 4 11 0
28/30 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 93 126 7 42.5 28-21 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 3 7 0
29-31 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 56 82 4 40.6 29/28 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 2 7 0
30/32 WHITE WOLVES (832) 61 96 1 38.9 30/34 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 1 2 0
31/33 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 79 131 5 37.6 31-35 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 1 4 0
32-35 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 12 29 0 29.3 32/31 A BOOR RENTS (842) 1 4 0
33/36 DARK PATH (845) 13 61 2 17.6 33/36 DARK PATH (845) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
The winning prize list for TWXI is:
CERTIFICATES (delivered by Consortium; winners to provide address to send or will be
delivered at the Tampa Face.): Winners ARC, Captain Howlin Wolf (56 certs, including
2 extra)
Best Individual Team Record: Bubba's Clam Shack (Bubbaganoosh) 6 certs
(Note: 3 teams finished at 33-17, but Bubba's had 1 kill)
RSI PRIZES (Contact Lee to apply):
Winning three teams;
Floating Past (Howlin Wolf)
Satan's Minions (the Dark One)
El Camino-Hot Sauce (Floyd)
All must be applied to DM47 warriors, cannot create an out-of-bounds warrior, and one
max prize applied to any warrior -- all within 6 months. (One max prize means that if
you win two prizes they cannot be applied to the same warrior.) The winning alliance
captain (Howlin Wolf) may choose two (then each manager/team receives the same prizes
as chosen by captain):
(a) Limited Damage Bump (bump one level damage) (warrior must have fought in the
TW)
(b) Stat replace (remove 2 SZ, replace 2 to any other stat) (warrior must have
fought in the TW)
(c) Choice Replacement (Receive 5 replacements, choose 1, delete 4)
(d) Replacement stat swap (Replace/flip any 2 stats on one replacement)
2nd Place, three teams:
Shewish Diner (OAB)
Wrathman 6 (Kharadmon)
Bash Bros Park (Assur)
All must be applied to DM47 warriors, cannot create an out-of-bounds warrior, and one
max prize applied to any warrior -- all within 6 months. One max prize means that if
you win two prizes they cannot be applied to the same warrior.) 2nd place alliance
captain (Assur) may choose one (each manager/team receives same prize as chosen by
captain):
(a) Favorite weapon (warrior must have fought in the TW)
(b) Favorite rhythm (warrior must have participated in TW)
(c) Free stat raise
Participation Award to all teams/managers who fight 46 min fights (of 50) = 2 skills
(apply to one warrior only) Note: 25 of 30 teams met the 46 fight requirement.
Oz -- Land Of Oz; Crip -- Royal Flush; Mannequin -- 2nd Bananas
Spirit -- Spirit's Realm; Chosen One -- A'merkin Injuns;
Dameon Darkheart -- Spectral Steel
MrM -- Eastern Horde; Blackheart -- Deathly Hallows; Gentleben -- Reignncatsndogs
Den -- Big Lake Groove
Floyd -- El Camino: Hot Sauce; the Dark One -- Satan's Minions;
Howlin Wolf -- Floating Past
One-Armed Bandit -- Shewish Diner; Kharadmon -- Wrathmen 6;
Assur -- Bash Bros Park
Riff Raff -- Yuppie Horde; Jerman -- Weird Students; Vlad -- F Is For Frog
Madwand -- Fast Food; Bubbaganoosh -- Bubba's Clam Shack;
Master Darque - Darque Forces
Khisanth -- Rubber Soul 6; La Pentarque -- Les Turfistes;
La Guillotine -- Weird Alchemy
-- Brought to you by The Consortium on behalf of the three moderators.
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. NORTH FORK needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, SHEWISH
DINER, but WEIRD ALCHEMY was just too good to be stopped. I couldn't believe it.
Did FAST FOOD really go up by 14? If only those guys didn't have so may missing
teeth... Gross! A'MERKIN INJUNS had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks
got a 5-0-0 and wound up as 5th team! I couldn't believe it. Did BIG LAKE GROOVE
really go up by 11? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross!
THE SOVEREIGN had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 3-2-0 and wound
up as 8th team! See if I even talk to any of those losers in SHEWISH DINER again!
Didja see where they got 0-3-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! Wanna hear about
a real loser? Listen to this--BASH BROS PARK got 1-1-0 and dropped 11. Didn't see
much of them after the fights! Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, LAND OF
OZ! 'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 4th! MVP award for WHIPPED CREAM? FAST
FOOD's proud of her after beating ENVY OF NORTH FORK and getting 20 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! VARS FOLLEY's match with MADCAP cost him a loss of 26
points! What a putz! BROCK TULGREN fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits
fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a genius... Was that a tear I saw
in EXISTENTIAL DREAD's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't SRIRACHA fit
to be tied! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.
They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. BASH BROS PARK was NORTH FORK's most avoided team. Is there some
award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are SATAN'S MINIONS? BASH BROS PARK,
an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Can
WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE's GALLIENUS be more popular than me? He was challenged the most,
but is that really the same? Speaking of challenging 31 points above did you hear
about AQUILLIUS of WHITE WOLVES vs. A'MERKIN INJUNS' WALKING THUNDER? (And how was
that intro!) AQUILLIUS lost to WALKING THUNDER, but he got 1 points. WALKING THUNDER
won, and got 3 points. I don't get it. Ooh! Did HOSIDIUS really know what he was
doing when he challenged CRAZY BIG DOG? A 0-2-0 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that.
I don't know what it means.) HOSIDIUS lost to CRAZY BIG DOG, but he got 2 points.
CRAZY BIG DOG won, and got 3 points. I don't get it. STYLE EDITOR must not be a
good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged KUPP. 9 is a big
difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought STYLE EDITOR showed great
skill and promise when he was bested by KUPP. All right, so I slept through it! Big
deal!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. How cruel! WEIRD ALCHEMY heartlessly sent
its to DAS certain fate in the Dark Arena. Is a 9-4-1 bad or something? Hey,
warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager sending them to the Dark
Arena. What's wrong with DAS' 9-4-1, WEIRD ALCHEMY? Everyone has problems, but why
did SATAN'S MINIONS send LICKSPITTLE to the Dark Arena? He had a 7-3-0, and I
thought he looked neat on the sands... Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors,
not by their manager sending them to the Dark Arena. What's wrong with DA1's 4-1-1,
WEIRD ALCHEMY? Like, who is this guy??? 15 WAYS gets sent to the Dark Arena,
battles MASTER KELLOGG, and returns to tell of it!!! I bet FLOATING PAST manager is
surprised! Hey! Quit laughing! Just because JETTISONED JETSAM had 5-8-0 was no
reason for FLOATING PAST to send him to the Dark Arena! Stop it! WHIPPED CREAM of
FAST FOOD wasn't planning on killing ENVY OF NORTH FORK, I bet. Now she has to worry
about being Bloodfeuded, and getting put on lists... Fight, fight, fight. Is that
all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 12 1 1 141 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRYING KID 8392 13 8 0 129 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ACE MERRILL 9319 13 9 0 126 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
FELANAHDRA 9617 9 3 0 126 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 22 23 2 117 FAST FOOD (724)
-BOOYAH 9542 8 3 1 115 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
-RUMP ROAST 9066 14 9 3 113 SHEWISH DINER (806)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 19 12 0 109 LES TURFISTES (727)
MARATHON MAN 9313 21 7 0 108 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
MADCAP 9306 15 14 2 108 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 28 14 0 105 FAST FOOD (724)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 21 10 0 100 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 17 13 1 99 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-KIND KOHL 8616 14 7 0 99 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-AGENT 99 8694 14 5 1 96 SECOND BANANAS (573)
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 17 9 3 93 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
SRIRACHA 9042 17 13 1 93 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 17 13 1 91 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-BARNEY STINSON 8307 15 13 2 91 SECOND BANANAS (573)
HEADLESS NICK 8776 13 13 1 91 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KLEGG HAII 9204 17 16 0 90 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 19 13 0 89 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
ARMENIUS 9159 16 16 0 89 WHITE WOLVES (832)
MUY CALIENTE 9212 9 10 0 89 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-SEABLOOM 8527 14 21 0 88 FRAYED SANITY (799)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 16 9 1 86 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BRAINS 9296 15 12 0 86 LAND OF OZ (217)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 14 14 0 85 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 19 22 0 84 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
VARS FOLLEY 9025 15 11 3 84 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
ALIISZA 8871 15 25 2 81 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-GOB BLUTH 9478 10 3 2 81 SECOND BANANAS (573)
GALLIENUS 4956 10 19 1 81 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-PASB 9493 10 9 1 81 EASTERN HORDE (849)
-BLAMM! 9545 9 4 1 80 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 16 27 0 79 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-DOC MCSWIFT 9505 9 13 1 78 EASTERN HORDE (849)
-COVFEFE 9633 8 2 0 78 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
LE GRELE 8252 14 15 1 77 LES TURFISTES (727)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 11 6 0 77 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-JHAN BOY 9494 8 4 1 77 EASTERN HORDE (849)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 18 16 0 76 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-SLIM SHADY 9511 8 3 1 76 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
SHEIK TZU 9452 6 10 0 74 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 13 15 0 72 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-MURDERING SPECTRE 9508 8 4 0 70 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
OCTOGAB 8382 14 9 0 69 LES TURFISTES (727)
PARADIGM 9018 12 18 1 69 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
THE PLAINSMAN 8873 13 29 0 68 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRUTUS 9380 10 8 0 66 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-UGLY ART 9458 8 2 0 64 BASH BROS PARK (766)
EN FEUGO 9072 11 13 1 63 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-BLAZE 9560 8 6 1 63 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
DIONEXUS 9157 11 21 0 62 WHITE WOLVES (832)
POISON OAK 9449 7 4 0 62 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
LEGGING LAGAN 9625 9 5 0 61 FLOATING PAST (854)
GOLFO DULCE 9596 7 5 1 61 F IS FOR FROG (852)
-HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 5 7 1 61 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 13 21 0 60 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 10 4 0 60 LAND OF OZ (217)
-DRINKING DRUNK 8617 9 12 0 59 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-LITTLE BOY 8548 5 4 0 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
LE POLISTE 9636 8 3 1 58 LES TURFISTES (727)
QUADLING 9445 11 3 0 57 LAND OF OZ (217)
TENTENABULATION 9381 9 7 1 57 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEOD 9614 7 5 0 55 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-FIRST WORLD ANGST 9671 5 2 0 55 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
KUPP 9531 7 5 0 54 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
WHITE BUFFALO 9244 7 10 0 51 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-KYLO REN 9482 8 5 0 49 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 10 4 0 48 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LOST SHIP 9621 8 3 0 48 FLOATING PAST (854)
-JUMPING JOE 8994 6 12 0 48 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 5 6 0 48 FAST FOOD (724)
WACKO JACKKO 9415 10 5 2 46 A BOOR RENTS (842)
-BURNING MAN 9481 8 5 0 46 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
STOOGE 9259 8 7 0 45 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
COW PIE 9281 6 6 1 45 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-BAD BETTY 9284 5 6 0 45 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
DEADLY DESERT 9702 4 1 0 44 LAND OF OZ (217)
15 WAYS 9626 9 5 1 43 FLOATING PAST (854)
STYLE EDITOR 9642 6 5 1 40 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-OSCAR MAIER 9365 5 7 0 40 FRAYED SANITY (799)
KING CHARLES 9451 8 8 0 39 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
ARCEE 9529 7 4 0 39 DARQUE FORCES (396)
IRONHIDE 9532 7 5 0 39 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-HILLARY 9534 5 7 1 39 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303 7 8 0 37 FRAYED SANITY (799)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
HOT SAUCE 9697 4 2 0 36 FAST FOOD (724)
WALKING THUNDER 9247 7 10 0 35 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
SON OF SPAM 9592 4 6 3 35 A BOOR RENTS (842)
FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644 4 6 1 34 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JHANDICE 9496 7 4 0 33 EASTERN HORDE (849)
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 6 2 0 33 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
JURINE CAKE 9371 4 7 0 33 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-BLAH 7 9498 3 8 0 33 EASTERN HORDE (849)
CRAZY IVAN 9664 4 3 1 32 A BOOR RENTS (842)
CRAZY BIG DOG 9245 6 11 1 30 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LYN 9613 6 6 0 30 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686 4 1 0 29 BASH BROS PARK (766)
GIGGLING BEAR 9676 2 5 0 28 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
MAD-DIE MOODY 9523 7 6 0 27 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-PUKE 9507 5 5 1 24 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
TORCH BEARER 9714 3 1 0 24 LES TURFISTES (727)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BUTTON THIEF 9712 2 2 0 23 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-SPOOK 9533 4 6 1 22 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
OMAI 9693 4 2 0 22 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
GRIMLOCK 9701 3 2 1 22 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-BAZINGA 9540 4 7 0 21 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
WENDY 9727 1 2 0 17 FAST FOOD (724)
1 OF 3 PLEASE 9713 1 3 0 17 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
YELLOW VESTED 9677 1 6 0 16 F IS FOR FROG (852)
-SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 2 0 0 15 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-NORTHWIND 9454 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
ATF 9738 1 0 0 15 A BOOR RENTS (842)
IN YOUR THROAT 9689 4 2 0 14 F IS FOR FROG (852)
-PROUD PATTY 9707 3 1 0 14 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
BAD CLAM 9680 3 4 0 13 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-CONWAY 9720 1 1 1 13 SECOND BANANAS (573)
TIN WOODMAN 9708 2 2 0 12 LAND OF OZ (217)
-BRONTES 9414 2 6 0 12 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-MARMA THE DUKE 9721 1 1 0 12 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-UNSEEN ENTITY 9666 2 5 0 11 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
-APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711 2 1 0 10 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-DONNIE STAHL 9675 2 4 0 10 FRAYED SANITY (799)
HAGRID 9705 1 2 1 10 DARK PATH (845)
-MONSTER 9618 1 0 0 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
MORGANA LE FEY 9704 1 2 1 6 DARK PATH (845)
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 1 3 0 6 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
SHARKTICON ALPHA 9728 1 1 1 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ALLANON 9683 0 5 0 5 DARK PATH (845)
HOSIDIUS 9733 0 2 0 3 WHITE WOLVES (832)
AQUILLIUS 9732 0 2 0 2 WHITE WOLVES (832)
BROOM-HILDA 9737 0 1 0 1 DARK PATH (845)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HOT TO TROTSKY 9663 2 3 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 SPOOK 9533 404 NOT REVENGED
NUMBER 2 9739 0 1 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 SPIRIT 408 NONE
CLOSED 9641 4 7 1 BASH BROS PARK 766 AA DESERTER 408 NONE
ENVY OF NORTH FO 9468 9 6 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 WHIPPED CREAM 8768 408
ODYSSEY 9699 2 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 CRAZY IVAN 9664 405
MASTER KELLOGG 0 0 0 DARK ARENA 15 WAYS 9626 408 NONE
MEAT 9736 0 1 0 DARK PATH 845 AVATAR OF DARKHE 408 NONE
SAM STEPHENS 9634 5 3 0 DARK PATH 845 LE POLISTE 9636 405
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 13 15 1 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 BOOYAH 9542 406
ROCK CAKE 9695 1 2 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 DA1 9688 405
FROG FACE 9719 0 3 0 F IS FOR FROG 852 AVATAR OF DARKHE 408 NONE
LEGS 9672 3 2 1 F IS FOR FROG 852 BLAMM! 9545 405
MANTELLA 9656 4 5 0 F IS FOR FROG 852 SPIRIT 408 NONE
JETTISONED JETSA 9620 5 9 0 FLOATING PAST 854 ZORSEA 408 NONE
SETTING SUN 9729 1 1 0 FLOATING PAST 854 IC TASKMASTER 408 NONE
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 9 3 1 FLOATING PAST 854 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 406
3=4 9105 7 5 1 LES TURFISTES 727 ENVY OF NORTH FO 9468 404 NOT REVENGED
DINGO 9726 0 2 0 RUBBER SOUL 6 851 SHARKTICON ALPHA 9728 407
FLUNKY 9464 5 6 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 IC ENFORCER 408 NONE
LICKSPITTLE 9310 7 4 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 ZORSEA 408 NONE
GRADY 9479 5 6 0 SECOND BANANAS 573 SON OF SPAM 9592 405
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
POUND CAKE 9709 2 2 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 IC ENFORCER 408 NONE
TOBIR NUTS 9370 5 3 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 HELLHOUND HESTAT 9211 404 NOT REVENGED
LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 10 8 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 RUMP ROAST 9066 407
NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389 4 4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 JHAN BOY 9494 404 REVENGED
ELWIN 9706 0 1 0 WARRIORS OF OLD 844 MORGANA LE FEY 9704 404 NOT REVENGED
DA1 9688 4 2 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 SPIRIT 408 NONE
DAS 9442 9 5 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 IC ENFORCER 408 NONE
QUICK SLUG 9660 5 4 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 408 NONE
PLYNK 9692 1 1 1 WRATHMEN 6 853 GRIMLOCK 9701 404 REVENGED
PHYSICALITY 9724 0 1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 848 CONWAY 9720 406 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
The Land of Oz Clan salutes the winners of TWXI. -- Oz The All Praising
Golfo, well you showed me! You meanie. May your boss's golf game at Tampa TPC be
cursed. (Worse than normal, I mean.) -- Quadling (And the rest of the Ozers to boot!)
Walking Thunder, you must not be very high up on the totem pole. -- China Princess
(savoring the win)
Covfefe, I needed more coffee, but I didn't have the brains to stop at Starbucks. --
Brains
Unseen Entity, I saw you and hence had no trouble chopping. -- Tin Man
Pound Cake, I had so, so much fun pounding you. -- Deadly Desert
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophizing
Congrats to Arcane Mercenaries (Floyd, TDO, HW) on their Turf War win! And thanks to
Consortium, Darque, and Assur for moderating an enjoyable contest. -- One Armed
Bandit, mgr of Shewish Diner
Siracha -- You are unworthy of being a challenger champion when you choose to fight a
warrior 30 points below your sation! How low can you go? -- Brutus
Setting Sun -- At least I got a couple of good blow in first! Well fought! --
Aquillius
Headless Nick -- A worthy opponent! I salute you! -- Armenius
Spool Soldier -- You nearly made a spook out of me! -- Hosidius
Forbidden Fruit -- That could have gone better! Thanks for the training! -- Dionexus
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DAS was dealt death by IC ENFORCER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
LICKSPITTLE was killed by ZORSEA in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
DA1 was dispatched by SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
QUICK SLUG was narrowly killed by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
CLOSED was viciously butchered by AA DESERTER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
15 WAYS savagely slew MASTER KELLOGG in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
FLUNKY was dealt death by IC ENFORCER in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
MANTELLA was slaughtered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
JETTISONED JETSAM was slaughtered by ZORSEA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
POUND CAKE was slaughtered by IC ENFORCER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
FROG FACE was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SETTING SUN was easily killed by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
MEAT was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
NUMBER 2 was murdered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
LACKEY handily defeated HARRY SLAUGHTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ENVY OF NORTH FORK was savagely slain by WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
MARATHON MAN outlasted CLAMTASTIC in a 12 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
BRAINS vanquished BEARDED FREAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BRUTUS was devastated by KLEGG HAII in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LITTLE VARIOUS overpowered LEGGING LAGAN in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RETURN OF THE KING was beaten by P-NUT FIREBEARD in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ARMENIUS unbelievably bested GALLIENUS in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
TENTENABULATION was demolished by ALIISZA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
STYLE EDITOR was vanquished by KUPP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
DIONEXUS defeated QUEEN LATIFAH in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
JACK E. KENNEDY luckily beat KING CHARLES in a 3 minute brutal Challenge duel.
CHINA PRINCESS overpowered IRONHIDE in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
TIN WOODMAN was demolished by HOT SAUCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
AQUILLIUS was vanquished by WALKING THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
HOSIDIUS was overcome by CRAZY BIG DOG in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
LATE OR EARLY overpowered BLACK CHAOS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FELANAHDRA vanquished HEADLESS NICK in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
ACE MERRILL demolished LE GRELE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SRIRACHA was overpowered by EXISTENTIAL DREAD in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
VARS FOLLEY was demolished by MADCAP in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SLUSH PUPPY luckily beat MUY CALIENTE in a exciting 2 minute veteran's struggle.
THE PLAINSMAN was savagely defeated by OCTOGAB in a 4 minute brutal veteran's fray.
CHALUPA BATMAN subdued ANGRY CLAM in a action packed 5 minute veteran's conflict.
LORD OF BARKNESS narrowly defeated EN FEUGO in a 2 minute expert's bout.
PARADIGM overpowered WACKO JACKKO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LE POLISTE was viciously subdued by SHEIK TZU in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
POISON OAK subdued ARCEE in a 2 minute duel.
JURINE CAKE was vanquished by WHITE BUFFALO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
QUADLING viciously subdued FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 2 minute bloody duel.
MAD-DIE MOODY was overpowered by DEADLY DESERT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SON OF SPAM was handily defeated by LEOD in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
GOLFO DULCE savagely defeated COW PIE in a 2 minute gory match.
CRAZY IVAN was subdued by STOOGE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
FIGHTS LIKE GHOST beat OMAI in a 1 minute bout.
LYN was handily defeated by SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
IN YOUR THROAT was savagely defeated by GIGGLING BEAR in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
BAD CLAM was subdued by WENDY in a 2 minute fight.
YELLOW VESTED beat SHARKTICON ALPHA in a 2 minute conflict.
MORGANA LE FEY was devastated by GRIMLOCK in a 1 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
THE BUTTON THIEF demolished BROOM-HILDA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
1 OF 3 PLEASE overpowered HAGRID in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TORCH BEARER demolished ALLANON in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
ATF beat STREET LEGAL in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 TOTAL PARRY 102 - 66 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 17 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 15 STRIKING ATTACK 125 - 102 - 9 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 AIMED BLOW 97 - 94 - 2 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 LUNGING ATTACK 162 - 182 - 11 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 WALL OF STEEL 79 - 94 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 77 - 104 - 4 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 81 - 119 - 8 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
Turn 408 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 12 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 AIMED BLOW 5 - 8 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 11 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 12 1 1 141 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
LUNGING ATTACK ACE MERRILL 9319 13 9 0 126 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TOTAL PARRY MARATHON MAN 9313 21 7 0 108 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SLASHING ATTACK MADCAP 9306 15 14 2 108 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CLAMTASTIC 7994 21 10 0 100 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
BASHING ATTACK HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 17 9 3 93 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-STRIKE LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 16 9 1 86 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WALL OF STEEL LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 11 6 0 77 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
AIMED BLOW BEARDED FREAK 7995 18 16 0 76 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BEARDED FREAK 7995. The most popular warrior this
turn was CLAMTASTIC 7994. The ten other most popular fighters were LITTLE VARIOUS
9341, GALLIENUS 4956, CHALUPA BATMAN 9043, DAS 9442, FLUNKY 9464, MUY CALIENTE 9212,
SHEIK TZU 9452, GIGGLING BEAR 9676, 15 WAYS 9626, and KING CHARLES 9451.
The least popular fighter this week was MARATHON MAN 9313. The other ten least
popular fighters were ALLANON 9683, HAGRID 9705, BROOM-HILDA 9737, MORGANA LE FEY
9704, IN YOUR THROAT 9689, OMAI 9693, COW PIE 9281, SON OF SPAM 9592, MAD-DIE MOODY
9523, and JURINE CAKE 9371.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
WHIPPED CREAM (47-8768) FAST FOOD (724)
LATE OR EARLY (47-8183) LES TURFISTES (727)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BROCK TULGREN (47-8528) FRAYED SANITY (799)
LACKEY (47-8760) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)