DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/01/2019    Duedate: 10/28/2019

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-410

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ACE MERRILL
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-9319) [15-9-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ACE MERRILL                    POSITION IS EMPTY
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               
(47-9319) [15-9-0,138]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHALUPA BATMAN                 STYLE EDITOR
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)      BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9043) [19-13-1,107]        (47-9642) [8-5-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)       52
2. LAND OF OZ (217)            42EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. FAST FOOD (724)             24      Unchartered Team
4. A BOOR RENTS (842)          24
5. MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)         23      GIANTS (93)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 145  85  6 63.0   1/ 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    12  3 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         915 580 30 61.2   2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  5 0
 3- 3 LES TURFISTES (727)      172 116  8 59.7   3/ 4 FAST FOOD (724)           9  5 1
 4/ 4 FLOATING PAST (854)       44  31  2 58.7   4/12 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  9  6 0
 5/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    157 114 15 57.9   5/ 2 WRATHMEN 6 (853)          8  7 1
 6/ 7 SHEWISH DINER (806)      157 117 13 57.3   6- 9 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     6  4 0
 7/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         984 796 50 55.3   7/16 WHITE WOLVES (832)        6  9 0
 8/10 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  91  83  2 52.3   8/ 7 F IS FOR FROG (852)       5  8 0
 9/12 80'S DISCO (810)          89  82  3 52.0   9/ 5 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       5  9 0
10/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)      366 345 28 51.5  10/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          5 10 0
11-14 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     72  68  7 51.4  11-10 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     4  2 0
12/11 WRATHMEN 6 (853)          36  35  2 50.7  12/24 80'S DISCO (810)          4  3 1
13/17 FAST FOOD (724)          219 217 15 50.2  13/ 6 FLOATING PAST (854)       4  6 1
14/18 BASH BROS PARK (766)     157 159 11 49.7  14-13 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       4  6 0
15-19 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        73  74  6 49.7  15/31 A BOOR RENTS (842)        4  6 0
16/ 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       34  35  3 49.3  16/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)       4 10 0
17/22 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      188 198 10 48.7  17/ 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       3  2 1
18/21 F IS FOR FROG (852)       86  92  4 48.3  18-14 LES TURFISTES (727)       3  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/25 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  37  45  1 45.1  19/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     3  8 0
20/24 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     66  82  0 44.6  20/ 8 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  3 10 0
21/28 A BOOR RENTS (842)        34  43  8 44.2  21/30 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  1  2 0
22-27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     36  46  0 43.9  22/18 BASH BROS PARK (766)      1  3 0
23-29 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     94 130  7 42.0  23-19 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     1  4 0
24/31 WHITE WOLVES (832)        65 102  1 38.9  24/28 SHEWISH DINER (806)       1  8 0
25-32 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       80 135  5 37.2  25/33 DARK PATH (845)           1  9 0
26/34 DARK PATH (845)           14  65  2 17.7  26-32 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly NORTH FORK games.  The proverbial rising comet can 
only hope to compare with 80'S DISCO's team record!  A 2-1-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 12th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of A 
BOOR RENTS.  How else weeks like this one's 3-2-0?  How else the sudden move to 15th 
team?  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this 
week as they dropped to 20th position as the result of going 0-3-0!  My praise to 
FAST FOOD for their 3-1-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought 
round deserving of notice!  STOOGE caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial 
commission as he skillfully bested THE SAFETY DANCE and was awarded 23 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, STOOGE put down THE SAFETY 
DANCE, causing him to lose 19 points of recognition in the process.  This time out 
LITTLE VARIOUS made his bid for the throne as he challenged FELANAHDRA in an all out 
contest of skill for possession of the title!  Although LITTLE VARIOUS made a valiant 
effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of victorious FELANAHDRA.  Informants 
"close" to the city champion have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on 
beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In NORTH FORK "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  NORTH FORK, city of gladiators!  Mighty among 
the names of thy guilds is LES TURFISTES, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the 
weekly duels.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to 
find any of F IS FOR FROG last week.  Busy avoiding LES TURFISTES?  Mighty fighters 
cannot but expect competition from those below.  QUEEN LATIFAH take warning!  You 
have more than a few enemies in NORTH FORK.  Give BRAINS credit for his courage.  Did 
you note how he challenged MADCAP despite the 30 point difference in their rankings?  
I must admit to some joy.  Before my very eyes the underdog in this contest, BRAINS, 
defeated MADCAP to claim victory and recognition.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Look no more for LYN in the arena or on the 
streets of NORTH FORK.  Hers fate was sealed in the Dark Arena.  Inevitable for one 
at 7-6-0.  This week marked the last days of KUPP who at 7-6-0 was dispatched to the 
Dark Arena by the command of DARQUE FORCES' demanding management.  Look no more for 
IRONHIDE in the arena or on the streets of NORTH FORK.  His fate was sealed in the 
Dark Arena.  Inevitable for one at 8-5-0.  Some guilds are strict but few are as 
heartless as WRATHMEN 6.  Witness, last turn they sent OMAI, a 5-2-0 fighter, to the 
Dark Arena!  Must the anguished spirit of UGLY BUCCANEER toss forever in the grave 
unrevenged?  Against the code, HARRY SLAUGHTER has escaped his deed unpunished by 
FLOATING PAST!  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena there 
is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in NORTH FORK.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Ahh, but I can hear the 
spires of a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till we meet again, remember:  
a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its 
prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACE MERRILL 9319             15   9  0   138       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRYING KID 8392              13   8  0   129       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MARATHON MAN 9313            23   7  0   115       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-RUMP ROAST 9066              14   9  3   113       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 BRAINS 9296                  17  12  0   109       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043          19  13  1   107       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-CLAMTASTIC 7994              22  10  0   104       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 QUADLING 9445                13   3  0    97       LAND OF OZ (217)
 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341          17  10  1    94       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995           19  16  0    92       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-LORD OF BARKNESS 9423        12   6  0    92       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-HOBO CASSEROLE 8622          17  13  1    91       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SRIRACHA 9042                18  14  1    90       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 KLEGG HAII 9204              17  18  0    89       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 ARMENIUS 9159                17  17  0    87       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-ALIISZA 8871                 16  25  2    87       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 MADCAP 9306                  16  15  2    87       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874         19  23  0    86       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-VARS FOLLEY 9025             15  11  3    84       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-HEADLESS NICK 8776           13  14  1    84       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 GALLIENUS 4956               11  20  1    83       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-BLACK CHAOS 8872             16  28  0    80       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 MUY CALIENTE 9212            10  11  0    79       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-LE GRELE 8252                14  15  1    77       LES TURFISTES (727)
 GOLFO DULCE 9596              8   6  1    77       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 EN FEUGO 9072                13  13  1    75       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124      13  17  0    74       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           10   6  0    74       FLOATING PAST (854)
-SHEIK TZU 9452                6  11  0    74       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-OCTOGAB 8382                 14   9  0    69       LES TURFISTES (727)
-THE PLAINSMAN 8873           13  30  0    69       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267              14  16  0    68       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 PLANET ROCK 9078              8   2  0    68       80'S DISCO (810)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIONEXUS 9157                12  22  0    66       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 TENTENABULATION 9381         10   8  1    66       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STYLE EDITOR 9642             8   5  1    66       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632          7   6  0    66       FAST FOOD (724)
-PARADIGM 9018                12  19  1    64       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-UGLY ART 9458                 8   2  0    64       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038           13  23  0    62       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CHINA PRINCESS 9476          10   6  0    62       LAND OF OZ (217)
-POISON OAK 9449               7   4  0    62       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 LOST SHIP 9621               10   3  0    61       FLOATING PAST (854)
-WHITE BUFFALO 9244            8  10  0    60       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 STOOGE 9259                   9   8  0    58       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-LE POLISTE 9636               8   3  1    58       LES TURFISTES (727)
 WACKO JACKKO 9415            11   5  2    57       A BOOR RENTS (842)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUTUS 9380                  11   9  0    55       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 LEOD 9614                     8   6  0    54       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 ARCEE 9529                    8   4  0    53       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CRAZY IVAN 9664               5   3  1    50       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406         10   6  0    46       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLIFF GLEAVES 9661            5   2  1    44       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 HOT SAUCE 9697                5   3  0    44       FAST FOOD (724)
-KING CHARLES 9451             9   8  0    43       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 TIN WOODMAN 9708              4   2  0    42       LAND OF OZ (217)
 COW PIE 9281                  7   7  1    41       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 THE BUTTON THIEF 9712         4   2  0    41       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669       7   3  0    37       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-WALKING THUNDER 9247          7  11  0    36       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 15 WAYS 9626                  9   7  1    35       FLOATING PAST (854)
 JURINE CAKE 9371              4   9  0    35       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 THE SAFETY DANCE 8700         9   5  1    34       80'S DISCO (810)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JULIA VAUGHN 9645             6   1  0    33       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644        4   7  1    33       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 DEADLY DESERT 9702            4   3  0    32       LAND OF OZ (217)
-CRAZY BIG DOG 9245            6  12  1    31       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 ELVIS ALLEN 9698              3   1  1    31       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686            4   1  0    29       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CRYSTAL BETH 9681             2   3  0    28       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-MAD-DIE MOODY 9523            7   6  0    27       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-TORCH BEARER 9714             3   1  0    24       LES TURFISTES (727)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SON OF SPAM 9592              4   7  3    22       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 ATF 9738                      2   0  0    22       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 THE WHISPER 9757              2   0  1    20       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 YELLOW VESTED 9677            2   7  0    20       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 IN YOUR THROAT 9689           5   3  0    18       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 MUCKY MORSE 9743              2   0  0    16       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 HAGRID 9705                   2   2  1    13       DARK PATH (845)
 WENDY 9727                    2   3  0    12       FAST FOOD (724)
-MARMA THE DUKE 9721           1   1  0    12       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 LAMAR FIKE 9703               1   2  0    12       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 MORGANA LE FEY 9704           1   3  1     7       DARK PATH (845)
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       1   3  0     6       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 AQUILLIUS 9732                1   3  0     6       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 NEW ATTITUDE 9761             1   0  0     5       80'S DISCO (810)
 HOSIDIUS 9733                 0   4  0     4       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-WHO'S ZOOMIN WHO 9351         0   4  0     4       80'S DISCO (810)
 BROOM-HILDA 9737              0   2  0     2       DARK PATH (845)
 TRUNIP GREENS 9781            0   1  0     1       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 LAMIA 9766                    0   1  0     1       DARK PATH (845)
 SPLAT 9748                    0   1  0     1       F IS FOR FROG (852)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STREET LEGAL            0  0 0                      ELVIS ALLEN 9698      410  NONE
GIGGLING BEAR 9676      2  6 0 A'MERKIN INJUNS 786  THE SAFETY DANCE 8700 409   
CONTAMINATED 9756       0  2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   AVATAR OF DARKHE      410  NONE
MORE SCRUBS! 9763       0  1 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 VAR'S NEOPHYTE        410  NONE
NO SCRUBS! 9762         0  1 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 IC TASKMASTER         410  NONE
ALLANON 9683            0  6 0 DARK PATH 845        SPIRIT                410  NONE
GRIMLOCK 9701           3  4 1 DARQUE FORCES 396    AA DESERTER           410  NONE
IRONHIDE 9532           8  6 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    SPIRIT                410  NONE
KUPP 9531               7  7 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    THE CHOSEN ONE        410  NONE
SHARKTICON ALPHA 9728   1  3 1 DARQUE FORCES 396    THE CHOSEN ONE        410  NONE
AMIINANY DANGER 8491   13 15 1 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  BOOYAH 9542           406  NOT REVENGED
FROG LEGS 9749          0  1 0 F IS FOR FROG 852    AA DESERTER           410  NONE
DINGO 9726              0  2 0 RUBBER SOUL 6 851    SHARKTICON ALPHA 9728 407   
COHORT 9745             0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  IC TASKMASTER         410  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUY3 9759               0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  AVATAR OF DARKHE      410  NONE
GUY4 9760               0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  MASTER KELLOGG        410  NONE
SNACK 9758              0  1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    NOT SO GENTLEBEN      410  NONE
LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009  10  8 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   RUMP ROAST 9066       407   
DA1 9764                0  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    VAR'S NEOPHYTE        410  NONE
1 OF 3 PLEASE 9713      1  5 0 WRATHMEN 6 853       AVATAR OF DARKHE      410  NONE
LYN 9613                7  7 0 WRATHMEN 6 853       NOT SO GENTLEBEN      410  NONE
OMAI 9693               5  3 0 WRATHMEN 6 853       MASTER KELLOGG        410  NONE
PHYSICALITY 9724        0  1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 848     CONWAY 9720           406  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

15 Ways -- Congratulations on your impressive victory against Master Kellogg in the 
dark arena!  Your manager must have had too much wine when he made that decision!  Our 
much lamented brother, Carissimus, always rated you highly and wagered on your fights!  
Welcome back!  North Fork be on your guard!  This warrior is formidable and talented 
indeed! -- White Wolves

Sriracha -- Not laughing now are you? Karma delivers you your just desserts for 
challenging down 30 points and picking on me! Thank you existential dread for kicking 
his butt!  I am now truly inspired and, with a little more experience, looking forward 
to the day when I can cool Srracha's hot sauce! -- Brutus

Queen Latifah -- Thank you for the victory and the skills lesson!  Why don't you throw 
that lump of wood away and try another weapon?  Fond regards! -- Dionexus

Klegg Hall -- Good advice!  I think I will avoid you in future!  And this is what 
happens when you can not effectively use this weapon?  Ouch! -- Brutus

Gallienus -- That almost ended badly for me!  Well fought!  Still three victories for 
me but you are getting better! -- Armenius

Crazy Big Dog -- Maybe I should have worn some armour?  Thanks for the skills lesson 
and you learned a bit too!  Good luck on the sands! -- Hosidius

Walking Thunder -- You can tell China Princess that you have moved up the totem pole 
now!  What hit me? -- Aquillius

Well, now, a salute to Felanahdra, Duelmaster of North Fork. We look forward to the 
Wrathmen 6 DM Column for we know they will never let us down. -- Oz The All Praising

Dionexus, well done! I challenged, but you showed me that I am not the man you are. 
(wink) -- China Princess, Land Of Oz

Black Chaos, that was so good it seems only fitting that we should try again right 
away. Eh? -- Quadling, Land Of Oz (savoring his victory)

Forbidden Fruit, I just had to try you, and as always in history, it bit me in the 
buttocks. -- Deadly Desert, Land Of Oz

Return Of The King, really, I was just searching for the Scarecrow to give him a piece 
of my mind, and then you appeared, and, well, I took it out on you. Sorry. -- Brains, 
Land Of Oz

Wendy, I love everything about you. Your burger, your vanilla cones, and the win. -- 
Tin Woodman, Land Of Oz

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz the All Philosophical

A shout out to Victual, a mighty Duelmaster. -- The Pottery World Gang

Just Breathe, I think you have my number. Your roar is so much louder than my hiss. -- 
Parslemouth

All right! OK! I'm off to visit the wizard, whoops, I mean, I'm off to The Isle as a 
Lord Protector. I did it! And I didn't need a Tin Man or a Cowardly Lion, or a 
Scarecrow to help. (But I'll bet they would have made great teammates.) -- Patronus
P.S. 15-11-13-21-17-4-3 LU

Health. Humility. Honor. Hogwarts Forever. -- The Pottery World Clan

Contaminated -- Wear some armour next time!  What were you trying to do with that 
halbard? -- Aquillonius

In Your Throat -- Thank you for the work out!  I hope your hip is healing nicely! -- 
Hosidius

Fights Like Ghost -- I am still not laughting at you!  Better luck next time! -- 
Brutus

Little Various -- Well taht could have gone better!  Glad you got some good skill 
learns but I think it was you who taught me a lesson! -- Armenius

China Princess -- maybe your stamina is better in the bedroom? -- Dionexus

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LYN was butchered by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KUPP was dealt death by THE CHOSEN ONE in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
IRONHIDE was easily killed by SPIRIT in a popular 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
OMAI was barely slain by MASTER KELLOGG in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
GRIMLOCK was assassinated by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
ALLANON was butchered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
1 OF 3 PLEASE was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute struggle.
CONTAMINATED was butchered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute competition.
SHARKTICON ALPHA was easily killed by THE CHOSEN ONE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
NO SCRUBS! was slaughtered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was slain by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GUY3 was slaughtered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was easily killed by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
GUY4 was slain by MASTER KELLOGG in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
MORE SCRUBS! was barely slain by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
FROG LEGS was murdered by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
COHORT was easily killed by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena conflict.
BRAINS vanquished MADCAP in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LITTLE VARIOUS was viciously subdued by FELANAHDRA in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
QUADLING devastated MUY CALIENTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DIONEXUS was savagely defeated by GALLIENUS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
LOST SHIP overcame QUEEN LATIFAH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
YELLOW VESTED was overpowered by THE BUTTON THIEF in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MORGANA LE FEY was subdued by WENDY in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
MARATHON MAN slimly won victory over LEGGING LAGAN in a 9 minute one-sided contest.
ACE MERRILL overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
SLUSH PUPPY luckily beat KLEGG HAII in a action packed 4 minute brutal veteran's bout.
CHALUPA BATMAN won victory over RETURN OF THE KING in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
SRIRACHA handily defeated TENTENABULATION in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BRUTUS was vanquished by GOLFO DULCE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANGRY CLAM was viciously subdued by EN FEUGO in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fray.
ARMENIUS defeated CHINA PRINCESS in a 2 minute fight.
PLANET ROCK beat HOT SAUCE in a popular 1 minute bout.
STYLE EDITOR viciously subdued JACK E. KENNEDY in a 6 minute master's match.
LEOD was bested by FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
ARCEE overpowered DEADLY DESERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
WACKO JACKKO demolished JULIA VAUGHN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
15 WAYS was vanquished by CRAZY IVAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SON OF SPAM was vanquished by TIN WOODMAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
JURINE CAKE was handily defeated by CLIFF GLEAVES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COW PIE defeated CRYSTAL BETH in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner battle.
STOOGE devastated THE SAFETY DANCE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ defeated IN YOUR THROAT in a 1 minute brawl.
HAGRID beat HOSIDIUS in a 1 minute gruesome competition.
BROOM-HILDA was handily defeated by MUCKY MORSE in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
ATF demolished SPLAT in a 2 minute uneven fight.
AQUILLIUS was beaten by LAMAR FIKE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
THE WHISPER overpowered TRUNIP GREENS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ELVIS ALLEN murdered STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NEW ATTITUDE savagely defeated LAMIA in a 3 minute gory novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       91 -  58 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         STRIKING ATTACK  111 -  87 -  9      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        81 -  89 -  2      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     68 -  78 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK   139 - 165 -  9      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   69 - 105 -  4      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    72 - 110 -  7      40  |

Turn 410 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  6         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 - 10         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  7         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ACE MERRILL 9319           15   9  0  138 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TOTAL PARRY      MARATHON MAN 9313          23   7  0  115 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
STRIKING ATTACK  BRAINS 9296                17  12  0  109 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CHALUPA BATMAN 9043        19  13  1  107 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
SLASHING ATTACK  QUADLING 9445              13   3  0   97 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-STRIKE     LITTLE VARIOUS 9341        17  10  1   94 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WALL OF STEEL    LEGGING LAGAN 9625         10   6  0   74 FLOATING PAST (854)
BASHING ATTACK   PLANET ROCK 9078            8   2  0   68 80'S DISCO (810)
AIMED BLOW       FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632        7   6  0   66 FAST FOOD (724)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHALUPA BATMAN 9043.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STYLE EDITOR 9642.  The ten other most popular fighters were KLEGG HAII 
9204, QUEEN LATIFAH 9038, LEOD 9614, GALLIENUS 4956, FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632, ACE 
MERRILL 9319, PLANET ROCK 9078, BRAINS 9296, WENDY 9727, and CHINA PRINCESS 9476.

The least popular fighter this week was MARATHON MAN 9313.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LEGGING LAGAN 9625, LAMIA 9766, TRUNIP GREENS 9781, AQUILLIUS 
9732, SPLAT 9748, BROOM-HILDA 9737, IN YOUR THROAT 9689, THE SAFETY DANCE 8700, 
JURINE CAKE 9371, and 15 WAYS 9626.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HARRY SLAUGHTER (47-8493) DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
SLUSH PUPPY (47-9023) FAST FOOD (724)
FELANAHDRA (47-9617) WRATHMEN 6 (853)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      SPANDEX SNOWMAN (84-10074) 072209C  (1821) 
                    BLUE WAFFLES (84-35277) BUBBA'S DINER  (6183) 
                          TP-AB (85-3045) A-GQ-DECEIT  (565) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes