DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/26/2019 Duedate: 12/23/2019
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-412
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MADCAP
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-9306) [18-15-2,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MARATHON MAN POSITION IS EMPTY
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9313) [25-7-0,132]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHALUPA BATMAN BRAINS
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9043) [21-13-1,112] (47-9296) [17-13-0,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (396) 74
2. SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 29EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 28 Unchartered Team
4. WHITE WOLVES (832) 17
5. F IS FOR FROG (852) 16 STORM KNIGHTS (70)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 151 89 7 62.9 1/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 10 5 1
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 917 583 31 61.1 2/ 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 10 5 0
3/ 3 FLOATING PAST (854) 45 32 2 58.4 3/ 5 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 8 6 0
4/ 4 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 163 118 15 58.0 4/ 3 FAST FOOD (724) 6 4 0
5/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806) 157 120 13 56.7 5/15 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 8 0
6/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 986 804 50 55.1 6/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217) 5 5 1
7- 8 80'S DISCO (810) 89 82 3 52.0 7/ 8 F IS FOR FROG (852) 5 7 0
8/ 7 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 92 85 2 52.0 8/ 6 WHITE WOLVES (832) 4 11 2
9/10 DARQUE FORCES (396) 371 349 28 51.5 9-12 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 3 2 1
10/11 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 108 105 4 50.7 10-13 A BOOR RENTS (842) 3 2 0
11/12 FAST FOOD (724) 222 220 15 50.2 11/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 3 12 0
12-13 WRATHMEN 6 (853) 36 36 2 50.0 12/18 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 2 1 0
13-14 BASH BROS PARK (766) 157 160 11 49.5 13- 9 80'S DISCO (810) 2 1 0
14-15 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 34 35 3 49.3 14/10 FLOATING PAST (854) 2 3 0
15/16 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 195 201 10 49.2 15/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 2 8 0
16/17 F IS FOR FROG (852) 90 95 4 48.6 16/25 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 1 2 0
17/18 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 38 46 1 45.2 17-21 DARK PATH (845) 1 4 0
18-19 A BOOR RENTS (842) 34 43 8 44.2 18/22 SHEWISH DINER (806) 1 5 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/21 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 67 87 0 43.5 19/14 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 1 5 0
20/20 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 36 47 0 43.4 20- 7 WRATHMEN 6 (853) 1 5 0
21/23 WHITE WOLVES (832) 68 109 3 38.4 21-24 BASH BROS PARK (766) 0 2 0
22-25 DARK PATH (845) 14 65 2 17.7 22/16 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
The Wheel of Misfortune: Kolact DM 10
Overview
A contest for Kolact (DM 10) that runs 12 turns (starting turn 889, due 02/03/2020).
Squads will consist of four (4) teams. One (1) team per manager. Participating
managers may not run multiple teams in the arena during the contest.
Premise
Master Darque is fiddling with Chaos Gates again, which creates CHAOS and randomness
during the contest. Turn 1 (Kolact turn 889) and Turn 12 (Kolact turn 900) will be
scored using STANDARD scoring (explained below). Turns 2 through 11 will use a wide
variety of scoring mechanisms and will be randomly determined as the contest
progresses using a random generator. The scoring mechanisms will be posted in Kolact's
newsletter two (2) turns in advance, as well as on the D2 website under the contest
forums.
Entry
Entry into the contest is open to anyone who meets the following criteria:
1) Form a squad. A squad will consist of four (4) managers. No more, no less. This
means there will be NO single manager teams. You must choose a name for your squad.
2) Each manager must declare their intention to participate in the contest BEFORE Turn
1 of The WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE contest (No exceptions will be made). Declarations must
include: 1) TEAM NAME, 2) MANAGER NAME, 3) PARTNERS' NAMES, and 4) SQUAD'S NAME, and
may be submitted by any of the following means:
a. A personal ad in DM 10
b. A diplomatic note to Darque Ages (29) in DM 81
c. An email to rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com with WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE in
the Subject Line.
**NOTE: Failure to meet this criteria by the deadline will result in NO ENTRY into the
contest. Please be mindful of the requirements and submit them in a timely manner to
avoid any misfortunes.
Prizes
Endurance Award: Here Is Your Participation Trophy
Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion for participating in all
12 rounds of the contest and in at least 55 of the 60 scheduled fights. Teams that
participate in ALL the scheduled 60 fights will receive an additional +1 Bonus Potion.
1ST Place: You're Awesome Awards (choose 3 from the following):
1. LIMITED Max Damage (one-time only; not perpetual; warrior must be from DM 10
and have participated in contest)
2. Move a warrior from another team (that you own) to your DM 10 squad (warrior
must be alive, NATURAL and UNMODIFIED; there must be an open spot via
death/dark arena or graduation)
3. Know Favorites (Initiates classed warrior or above)
4. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
5. Limited Immortality (one (1) resurrection following death in DM 10)
6. Two (2) +1 Skill Pots (added to warrior's base; no out of bound warriors)
2ND Place: Ever the Bride's Maid Awards (choose 2 of the following)
1. LIMITED Max Damage (one-time only; not perpetual; warrior must be from DM 10
and have participated in contest)
2. Know Favorites (Initiates classed warrior or above)
3. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
4. Two (2) +1 Skill Pots (added to warrior's base; no out of bound warriors)
3RD Place: The Aluminum Falcon Awards (choose 1 of the following)
1. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
2. Two (2) +1 Skill Pots (added to warrior's base; no out of bound warriors)
Moderator
Master Darque will be the moderator for this contest. All questions and disputes can
be directed to him. He is the final arbitrator for the contest and his decisions are
final.
Scoring Mechanisms
Standard Scoring (Turns 1 & 12)
+3 Win
-2 Death
+2 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored.
(Please note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -2.)
Dark Arena fights will be scored regularly.
Option 1: Delarquan Death Fest (DM 59)
Win = +2 pts
Loss = -1 pt
Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both participants.
Death penalties will also apply.
Option 2: TOGS (DM 60)
10 points for winning on your upchallenge against another WoM warrior.
7 points for winning on your even challenge of another WoM warrior.
7 points for winning on another WoM warrior's challenge.
7 points for winning a random matchup against another WoM warrior.
4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-WoM warrior.
Do not fight your teammate, you will not get any points. Also, you will not get
any points if you challenge a non-WoM team (this includes the Dark Arena).
5 points for a spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn.
The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the
newsletter (that's 31 lines--each line 86 characters across). In addition to
the length criteria, spotlights will not be given any points if they are in
any way plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related. If in
doubt about the content, email me before the turn and I will be happy to
verify it for you.
-5 points per manager who does not write at least one (1) personal ad.
-5 points for being the team that avoided the most.
Option 3: Battle Royale (DM 18)
+1 Win
+1 Kill
-1 Loss
-1 Death
No Avoids (-10 point penalty for avoiding)
Option 4: (Un)Popularity Contest
+11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, +9 for third most popular,
etc.). Only warriors listed on the most popular list will score points
(between +10 and +1).
+11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, +9 for third least
popular, etc.). Only warriors listed on the least popular list will score
points (between +10 and +1).
Option 5: Slaughter Priest Memorial (DM 54)
No Challenges
3 points for winning
3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)
3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of
number of personals beyond one you still only get one point). Make sure it
is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager
entity or you will not get the point.
-3 points for losing
-3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing and -3 for being
killed)
Option 6: Turf War (DM 47)
Team Points:
* Fights made:
1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points, 5 = 5 points
* Wins earned:
1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points, 5 = 15 points
* Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
* Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points
(if there is a tie, no points will be awarded)
Alliance Points:
* Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
* Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points
(If tied, no points awarded.)
Option 7: Morya Madness (DM 28)
+3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style. Highest ranked is the
highest recognition total, regardless of record. If case of a tie in
recognition points, win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by
total kills (warrior).
+5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for
second, etc).
+5 Most Successful Bloodfeuds (Contest Turns 1-8; cumulative for squad).
Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the contest do not
count to this total.
+5 Most Avoided Squad (Contest Turns 1-8; teammates avoiding one another will not
be counted)
-5 Most Avoiding Squad (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Most Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Least Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
Option 8: Mordant Olympics (DM 1) -- Only Available Turns 7-11
The three teams (not squads) with the best win-loss record over turns 1-9 (who
meet minimum fight criteria). Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve
as tie breaks if needed.
Gold: 25 points
Silver: 15 points
Bronze: 10 Points
+3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win
(Challenges against squad-mates will incur a -2 point penalty)
+3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win
(Challenges from squad-mates will incur a -2 point penalty)
Option 9: Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse (DM 45)
+5 Win
-5 Death
+5 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored
(Please note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1).
Dark Arena fights will be scored regularly.
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NORTH
FORK. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Say
good-bye to BIG LAKE GROOVE, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE stable. Hey everybody, watch out for SHOCKWAVE, who flew up 21
points in the rankings after mashing MEK-QUAKE like a melon. Keep your eye on this
guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was MEK-QUAKE, who dropped 16 points
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SHOCKWAVE. Drawing on all of his
experience as a 17-15-2 warrior, MADCAP went for the Duelmastership against ACE
MERRILL this week. It's a proud day for the WEIRD ALCHEMY stable, as their warrior,
MADCAP, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. Advice to bashers--never force anything,
just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad BIG LAKE GROOVE? Big bad BIG LAKE GROOVE. Big bad BIG LAKE GROOVE. NORTH
FORK's afraid of the big bad BIG LAKE GROOVE. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to
boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause WEIRD ALCHEMY beats feet every time BIG
LAKE GROOVE smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this KLEGG HAII you ask,
with 104 points and a 19-18-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). For those of you who missed it, Death
showed up, grabbed DIONEXUS by the ear and took him away to a place where he won't
need a coat. This round goes to WHITE WOLVES, their 12-10-1 warrior, BRUTUS slew the
6-4-0 HOT SAUCE. Stay tuned next week to see what happens. Congrats to HELLHOUND
HESTATI for revenging the death of its teammate (but more importantly, feeding
HOSIDIUS a bit of dirt). Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally
in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NORTH FORK have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MADCAP 9306 18 15 2 113 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARATHON MAN 9313 25 7 0 132 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-CRYING KID 8392 13 8 0 129 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUMP ROAST 9066 14 9 3 113 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 21 13 1 112 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
SRIRACHA 9042 20 14 2 107 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-CLAMTASTIC 7994 22 10 0 104 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
KLEGG HAII 9204 19 18 0 104 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BRAINS 9296 17 13 0 103 LAND OF OZ (217)
THUNDERCRACKER 7467 10 9 0 101 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-QUADLING 9445 13 4 0 100 LAND OF OZ (217)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 18 11 1 95 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995 19 16 0 92 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 17 13 1 91 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 19 13 0 89 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 12 7 0 88 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
GALLIENUS 4956 12 21 1 84 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
GOLFO DULCE 9596 9 7 1 84 F IS FOR FROG (852)
STYLE EDITOR 9642 10 5 1 83 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ARMENIUS 9159 17 19 0 81 WHITE WOLVES (832)
STOOGE 9259 10 9 0 77 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
ARCEE 9529 10 4 0 77 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 11 6 0 75 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LEGGING LAGAN 9625 10 6 0 74 FLOATING PAST (854)
-SHEIK TZU 9452 6 11 0 74 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-ANGRY CLAM 8267 15 16 0 72 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 13 19 0 72 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PLANET ROCK 9078 8 2 0 68 80'S DISCO (810)
MUY CALIENTE 9212 10 13 0 67 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRUTUS 9380 12 10 1 66 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 9 3 0 66 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 13 25 0 64 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-UGLY ART 9458 8 2 0 64 BASH BROS PARK (766)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 6 7 1 63 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 8 7 0 62 FAST FOOD (724)
-POISON OAK 9449 7 4 0 62 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
EN FEUGO 9072 13 15 1 61 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-LOST SHIP 9621 10 3 0 61 FLOATING PAST (854)
-TIN WOODMAN 9708 5 2 1 59 LAND OF OZ (217)
-WACKO JACKKO 9415 11 5 2 57 A BOOR RENTS (842)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TENTENABULATION 9381 10 10 1 55 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 11 7 0 50 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-CRAZY IVAN 9664 5 3 1 50 A BOOR RENTS (842)
15 WAYS 9626 10 8 1 45 FLOATING PAST (854)
-LEOD 9614 8 7 0 45 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-CLIFF GLEAVES 9661 5 2 1 44 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-KING CHARLES 9451 9 8 0 43 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-COW PIE 9281 7 8 1 40 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-JURINE CAKE 9371 4 9 0 35 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-THE SAFETY DANCE 8700 9 5 1 34 80'S DISCO (810)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JULIA VAUGHN 9645 6 1 0 33 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
DEADLY DESERT 9702 4 4 0 33 LAND OF OZ (217)
IN YOUR THROAT 9689 7 3 0 31 F IS FOR FROG (852)
-ELVIS ALLEN 9698 3 1 1 31 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686 4 1 0 29 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRYSTAL BETH 9681 2 3 0 28 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
YELLOW VESTED 9677 3 8 0 25 F IS FOR FROG (852)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SON OF SPAM 9592 4 7 3 22 A BOOR RENTS (842)
THE WHISPER 9757 3 1 1 22 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-ATF 9738 2 0 0 22 A BOOR RENTS (842)
SHOCKWAVE 9784 1 0 0 21 DARQUE FORCES (396)
MUCKY MORSE 9743 3 1 0 18 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
MEH-GATRON 9796 1 0 0 18 DARQUE FORCES (396)
HOSIDIUS 9733 1 5 1 16 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 2 0 0 15 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
WENDY 9727 3 4 0 14 FAST FOOD (724)
-HAGRID 9705 2 2 1 13 DARK PATH (845)
-MARMA THE DUKE 9721 1 1 0 12 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-LAMAR FIKE 9703 1 2 0 12 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711 2 1 0 10 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
AQUILLIUS 9732 1 5 0 8 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-MORGANA LE FEY 9704 1 3 1 7 DARK PATH (845)
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 1 3 0 6 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-NEW ATTITUDE 9761 1 0 0 5 80'S DISCO (810)
MEK-QUAKE 9782 1 1 0 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TRY ONE 9765 1 1 0 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-WHO'S ZOOMIN WHO 9351 0 4 0 4 80'S DISCO (810)
-BROOM-HILDA 9737 0 2 0 2 DARK PATH (845)
-TRUNIP GREENS 9781 0 1 0 1 A BOOR RENTS (842)
-LAMIA 9766 0 1 0 1 DARK PATH (845)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GIGGLING BEAR 9676 2 6 0 A'MERKIN INJUNS 786 THE SAFETY DANCE 8700 409
DA1 9806 0 1 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 SPIRIT 412 NONE
THE BUTTON THIEF 9712 4 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 TIN WOODMAN 9708 411
NOT WORTHY 9802 0 1 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 VAR'S NEOPHYTE 412 NONE
TOO VANILLA 9803 0 1 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 IC ENFORCER 412 NONE
WORSE 9795 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 ZORSEA 412 NONE
HOT SAUCE 9697 6 4 0 FAST FOOD 724 BRUTUS 9380 412
GUY7 9800 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 AA DESERTER 412 NONE
GUY8 9801 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 IC ENFORCER 412 NONE
SNACK 9799 0 1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 THE CHOSEN ONE 412 NONE
GOUNTAIN TROLL 9798 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 412 NONE
GRAVEKNIGHT GURK 9734 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 HOSIDIUS 9733 411 JUST REVENGED
DIONEXUS 9157 13 23 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 SRIRACHA 9042 412
PERSONAL ADS
A salute to ace Merrill, a terrific Duelmaster and fine Lord Protector. -- Oz The All
Praising
The Button Thief and Big Lake Groove, Usually I am sorry about that, but you did
challenge and, well, you know. -- Tin Woodman
P.S. May very low wit and will be in your near future.
Marathon Man, I gave it my all, and I may just try again. -- Quadling
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GUY7 was butchered by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TOO VANILLA was dispatched by IC ENFORCER in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was savagely slain by SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
NOT WORTHY was assassinated by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
GUY8 was viciously butchered by IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
GOUNTAIN TROLL was assassinated by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
WORSE was easily killed by ZORSEA in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was slaughtered by THE CHOSEN ONE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HELLHOUND HESTATI vanquished HOSIDIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
MADCAP vanquished ACE MERRILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
BRAINS was narrowly defeated by MARATHON MAN in a 11 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
GOLFO DULCE was subdued by LITTLE VARIOUS in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
CHINA PRINCESS viciously subdued FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
YELLOW VESTED bested WENDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
IN YOUR THROAT overcame THE WHISPER in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
SRIRACHA savagely slew DIONEXUS in a action packed 2 minute brutal expert's struggle.
LORD OF BARKNESS was bested by KLEGG HAII in a 2 minute master's brawl.
CHALUPA BATMAN defeated ARMENIUS in a exciting 3 minute veteran's bout.
GALLIENUS narrowly defeated QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute veteran's match.
THUNDERCRACKER devastated RETURN OF THE KING in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
EN FEUGO was overpowered by STYLE EDITOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUY CALIENTE was vanquished by STOOGE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ARCEE overpowered TENTENABULATION in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
JACK E. KENNEDY won victory over DEADLY DESERT in a 3 minute match.
BRUTUS slew HOT SAUCE in a popular 1 minute duel.
15 WAYS was overpowered by SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
AQUILLIUS was vanquished by MUCKY MORSE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MEK-QUAKE was handily defeated by SHOCKWAVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TRY ONE was vanquished by MEH-GATRON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 78 - 44 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 5 - 1 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 95 - 78 - 9 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 67 - 76 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 53 - 61 - 2 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 114 - 139 - 9 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 60 - 92 - 5 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 53 - 93 - 4 36 |
Turn 412 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 3 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 8 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK MADCAP 9306 18 15 2 113 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TOTAL PARRY MARATHON MAN 9313 25 7 0 132 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 21 13 1 112 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
STRIKING ATTACK SRIRACHA 9042 20 14 2 107 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
LUNGING ATTACK THUNDERCRACKER 7467 10 9 0 101 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PARRY-STRIKE LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 18 11 1 95 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WALL OF STEEL LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 12 7 0 88 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK CHINA PRINCESS 9476 11 6 0 75 LAND OF OZ (217)
AIMED BLOW SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 9 3 0 66 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHALUPA BATMAN 9043. The most popular warrior this
turn was BRAINS 9296. The ten other most popular fighters were SRIRACHA 9042, TOO
VANILLA 9803, THE WHISPER 9757, CHINA PRINCESS 9476, CHALUPA BATMAN 9043, KLEGG HAII
9204, MADCAP 9306, LITTLE VARIOUS 9341, YELLOW VESTED 9677, and GALLIENUS 4956.
The least popular fighter this week was MARATHON MAN 9313. The other ten least
popular fighters were TRY ONE 9765, MEK-QUAKE 9782, AQUILLIUS 9732, MUY CALIENTE
9212, RETURN OF THE KING 9124, IN YOUR THROAT 9689, HOSIDIUS 9733, SNACK 9799, WORSE
9795, and GUY7 9800.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CHALUPA BATMAN (47-9043) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ACE MERRILL (47-9319) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVIII
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (46-15-0) 5 3 0 THE OPERA
ASP 7591 (53-74-0) 2 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200
FROSTY 7332 (63-64-0) 0 2 0 FAST FOOD
NO BATHROOM 7764 (121-42-2) 0 2 0 BASH BROS PARK
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (46-40-0) 0 2 0 THE OPERA
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 (30-19-2) 0 2 0 FAST FOOD
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MEGABOLOX 4312 (59-56-1) 5 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY
GOLDBEAR 2724 (34-23-0) 0 2 0 MYTHRAL
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLIZZARD 8887 (8-4-0) 2 3 0 SNOW FORT
KIND KOHL 8616 (14-7-0) 0 2 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLOODFIRE 8559 (8-3-1) 2 3 0 THE WILD HUNT
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
POISON OAK 9449 (7-4-0) 8 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
UGLY ART 9458 (8-2-0) 6 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 (10-6-0) 4 3 1 LAND OF OZ
LOST SHIP 9621 (10-3-0) 1 3 0 FLOATING PAST
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 (4-1-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS PARK
DEADLY DESERT 9702 (4-3-0) 0 2 0 LAND OF OZ
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711 (2-1-0) 2 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHOCKWAVE 9784 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DARQUE FORCES
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THUNDERCRACKER 7467 (9-9-0) 9 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
KILL*SWITCH 5809 (10-4-2) 5 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 (9-3-1) 4 3 0 FLOATING PAST
BUMBLEBEE 6436 (9-7-0) 1 1 0 DEAD DARQUE FORCES
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 (16-16-2) 0 2 0 BASH BROS PARK
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FAST EEEK 8682 (11-10-0) 8 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY
CHILI PEPPER 8663 (11-4-0) 3 3 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE
SLUDGE 8470 (9-5-1) 0 2 0 DARQUE FORCES
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STUD MUFFIN 9065 (6-2-0) 10 3 1 SHEWISH DINER
BROKEN PLAYGROUND 8274 (0-3-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
FLOODED 9337 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
EUREKA 9667 (1-2-0) 4 3 0 LAND OF OZ
OVERGROWN 7853 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
BLACK ICE 8459 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS PARK
DISMEMBRATOR 8080 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY
LADY FINGERS 9321 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 SHEWISH DINER
MUD FIELD 9287 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS PARK
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THAYER THE SLAYER 8520 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS
LORETTA TORTELLI 9233 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 CHEERS
DIRTY MOUTH HOYT 8675 (0-1-0) 0 2 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS
MUTT LANGLEY 8523 (0-1-0) 0 2 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS