DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/24/2019    Duedate: 01/20/2020

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-413

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARATHON MAN
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9313) [26-7-0,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARATHON MAN                   POSITION IS EMPTY
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)          
(47-9313) [26-7-0,140]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GALLIENUS                      MADCAP
WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-4956) [12-22-1,85]         (47-9306) [18-16-2,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)   46
2. FLOATING PAST (854)         31EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. FAST FOOD (724)             19      Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)       13
5. DARQUE FORCES (396)         13      MICROLEXICON (233)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 155  90  7 63.3   1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 10  5 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         918 584 31 61.1   2/ 3 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      10  5 0
 3/ 3 FLOATING PAST (854)       48  33  2 59.3   3/ 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  7 0
 4/ 4 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    165 121 15 57.7   4/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  5 0
 5- 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)      157 120 13 56.7   5/ 4 FAST FOOD (724)           5  3 0
 6/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         987 807 50 55.0   6/ 7 F IS FOR FROG (852)       5  5 0
 7- 8 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  92  85  2 52.0   7/14 FLOATING PAST (854)       4  2 0
 8/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)      373 350 28 51.6   8/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)          3  4 1
 9/ 0 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      38  37  2 50.7   9/ 8 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3 11 2
10/10 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     108 106  4 50.5  10/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          3 11 0
11/11 FAST FOOD (724)          224 220 15 50.5  11/15 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     2  6 0
12-12 WRATHMEN 6 (853)          36  36  2 50.0  12/ 0 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      1  0 0
13-13 BASH BROS PARK (766)     157 160 11 49.5  13/12 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  1  2 0
14/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      198 203 10 49.4  14-19 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  1  2 0
15/16 F IS FOR FROG (852)       91  97  4 48.4  15/16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      1  3 0
16/17 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  38  47  1 44.7  16-18 SHEWISH DINER (806)       0  3 0
17/19 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     68  88  0 43.6  17/22 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     0  2 0
18/20 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     36  48  0 42.9  18-21 BASH BROS PARK (766)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 WHITE WOLVES (832)        68 113  3 37.6  19-20 WRATHMEN 6 (853)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, NORTH FORK?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  FLOATING PAST turned their 3-1-0 turn 
into a 7th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get 
put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see WENDY win a fight 
and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, WENDY beat THE WHISPER and THE WHISPER lost 
10 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  MARATHON MAN challenged NORTH FORK's 
Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
MARATHON MAN takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, 
heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to 
know what's new, don't you, NORTH FORK?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
NORTH FORK, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  BIG LAKE GROOVE the most 
avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like LAND OF OZ 
avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  
Hmph.  SRIRACHA was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the 
DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  And we have STYLE EDITOR in a challenge, going 
down 8 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought STYLE EDITOR showed great skill 
and promise when he subdued CHINA PRINCESS.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the NORTH FORK arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARATHON MAN 9313            26   7  0   140       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRYING KID 8392              13   8  0   129       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SRIRACHA 9042                21  14  2   121       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-RUMP ROAST 9066              14   9  3   113       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 KLEGG HAII 9204              20  18  0   110       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-CLAMTASTIC 7994              22  10  0   104       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 MADCAP 9306                  18  16  2   103       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BRAINS 9296                  17  13  0   103       LAND OF OZ (217)
-THUNDERCRACKER 7467          10   9  0   101       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-QUADLING 9445                13   4  0   100       LAND OF OZ (217)
 STYLE EDITOR 9642            11   5  1    94       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995           19  16  0    92       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-HOBO CASSEROLE 8622          17  13  1    91       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          19  13  0    89       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 GOLFO DULCE 9596             10   7  1    89       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341          18  12  1    88       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423        12   8  0    88       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 VALAC 8819                   10   6  0    87       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 ARCEE 9529                   11   4  0    86       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 GALLIENUS 4956               12  22  1    85       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 MUY CALIENTE 9212            11  13  0    82       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 STOOGE 9259                  11   9  0    79       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669      10   3  0    75       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STUD MUFFIN 9065              6   2  0    75       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-SHEIK TZU 9452                6  11  0    74       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 ARMENIUS 9159                17  20  0    73       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124      13  20  0    73       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-ANGRY CLAM 8267              15  16  0    72       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           10   7  0    72       FLOATING PAST (854)
 CHINA PRINCESS 9476          11   7  0    69       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038           13  26  0    65       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632          9   7  0    65       FAST FOOD (724)
-UGLY ART 9458                 8   2  0    64       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211        6   7  1    63       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 TENTENABULATION 9381         11  10  1    62       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-POISON OAK 9449               7   4  0    62       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 EN FEUGO 9072                13  16  1    61       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 BRUTUS 9380                  12  11  1    61       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-LOST SHIP 9621               10   3  0    61       FLOATING PAST (854)
-TIN WOODMAN 9708              5   2  1    59       LAND OF OZ (217)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 15 WAYS 9626                 11   8  1    51       FLOATING PAST (854)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406         11   8  0    51       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-DESPERO 8848                  5   6  0    51       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-CORSON 8821                   5   5  1    46       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-LEOD 9614                     8   7  0    45       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-KING CHARLES 9451             9   8  0    43       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-COW PIE 9281                  7   8  1    40       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 DEADLY DESERT 9702            5   4  0    39       LAND OF OZ (217)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-JURINE CAKE 9371              4   9  0    35       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WENDY 9727                    4   4  0    30       FAST FOOD (724)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686            4   1  0    29       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784                2   0  0    29       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 IN YOUR THROAT 9689           7   4  0    27       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 MUCKY MORSE 9743              4   1  0    24       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW VESTED 9677            3   9  0    21       F IS FOR FROG (852)
-SPOOK SOLDIER 9722            2   0  0    15       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DRIFTWOOD 9793                1   0  0    14       FLOATING PAST (854)
 MEH-GATRON 9796               1   1  0    14       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LOST MOSS 9792                1   0  0    13       FLOATING PAST (854)
 THE WHISPER 9757              3   2  1    12       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-MARMA THE DUKE 9721           1   1  0    12       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711      2   1  0    10       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 HOSIDIUS 9733                 1   6  1    10       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782                2   1  0     9       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 AQUILLIUS 9732                1   6  0     9       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-ZOZO 9132                     1   2  0     8       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       1   3  0     6       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 TRY ONE 9765                  1   2  0     5       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-RAZAH 9155                    1   1  0     4       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 OZ SMASHER 9812               0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GIGGLING BEAR 9676      2  6 0 A'MERKIN INJUNS 786  THE SAFETY DANCE 8700 409  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE BUTTON THIEF 9712   4  3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  TIN WOODMAN 9708      411   
HOT SAUCE 9697          6  4 0 FAST FOOD 724        BRUTUS 9380           412   
GUY 9 9811              0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  VAR'S NEOPHYTE        413  NONE
GRAVEKNIGHT GURK 9734   0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   HOSIDIUS 9733         411  REVENGED
LIVING LANCER 9809      0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   AA DESERTER           413  NONE
DIONEXUS 9157          13 23 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     SRIRACHA 9042         412   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A salute to Madcap, a fine, fine Duelmaster. -- Oz The All Praising

For those planning in advance, the next Turf Wars will start in an appx year, just 
after the event upcoming in DM10. -- Oz The All Informative

Marathon Man, indeed you are. I tried, on my challenge, with all I had, but you 
deserve your title. -- Brains (If only I had a brain and did not challenge you.)

Jack E. Kennedy, I had no chance. I would say 'uncle", but that doesn't seem 
appropriate. -- Deadly Desert

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

     Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and an amazing New Year to all! -- RSI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LIVING LANCER was viciously butchered by AA DESERTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
GUY 9 was killed by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
MARATHON MAN luckily beat MADCAP in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title duel.
LITTLE VARIOUS was overpowered by SRIRACHA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
STYLE EDITOR devastated CHINA PRINCESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE WHISPER was devastated by WENDY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KLEGG HAII handily defeated LEGGING LAGAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHALUPA BATMAN won victory over LORD OF BARKNESS in a 3 minute expert's duel.
STOOGE savagely defeated EN FEUGO in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
MUY CALIENTE savagely defeated ARMENIUS in a action packed 2 minute veteran's fight.
ARCEE overpowered BRUTUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
RETURN OF THE KING was bested by SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GOLFO DULCE overpowered QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GALLIENUS was luckily beaten by VALAC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's duel.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT overcame JACK E. KENNEDY in a unpopular 4 minute bout.
TENTENABULATION devastated IN YOUR THROAT in a 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
15 WAYS demolished YELLOW VESTED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEADLY DESERT overpowered HOSIDIUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
AQUILLIUS was devastated by SHOCKWAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MUCKY MORSE won victory over MEH-GATRON in a 1 minute novice's match.
TRY ONE was handily defeated by LOST MOSS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MEK-QUAKE unbelievably bested OZ SMASHER in a 2 minute novice's bout.
DRIFTWOOD overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       67 -  42 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         STRIKING ATTACK   93 -  65 -  9      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        60 -  67 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    99 - 126 -  6      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  58 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   55 -  82 -  5      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  82 -  3      35  |

Turn 413 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MARATHON MAN 9313          26   7  0  140 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
STRIKING ATTACK  SRIRACHA 9042              21  14  2  121 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
SLASHING ATTACK  KLEGG HAII 9204            20  18  0  110 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LUNGING ATTACK   GOLFO DULCE 9596           10   7  1   89 F IS FOR FROG (852)
PARRY-STRIKE     LITTLE VARIOUS 9341        18  12  1   88 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WALL OF STEEL    LORD OF BARKNESS 9423      12   8  0   88 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
AIMED BLOW       SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669    10   3  0   75 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BASHING ATTACK   CHINA PRINCESS 9476        11   7  0   69 LAND OF OZ (217)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GALLIENUS 4956.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MADCAP 9306.  The ten other most popular fighters were GALLIENUS 4956, MUY 
CALIENTE 9212, MARATHON MAN 9313, STOOGE 9259, TENTENABULATION 9381, GUY 9 9811, 
WENDY 9727, ARCEE 9529, SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669, and SRIRACHA 9042.

The least popular fighter this week was JACK E. KENNEDY 9406.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632, TRY ONE 9765, AQUILLIUS 9732, HOSIDIUS 
9733, QUEEN LATIFAH 9038, BRUTUS 9380, EN FEUGO 9072, LEGGING LAGAN 9625, CHINA 
PRINCESS 9476, and LITTLE VARIOUS 9341.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MARATHON MAN (47-9313) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SRIRACHA (47-9042) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CHALUPA BATMAN (47-9043) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                    STEEL LION (84-29033) SUPE FORCES 1B02  (5140) 
                      OREO (84-44001) 4-LETTER JUNKFOOD  (7639) 
                      HPNO (82-31002) THIRSTY TUGS 0419  (5094) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 17-19, 2020.  It will be 
held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room rates 
are $179.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high 
speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--
the code is "DFF."  

       The official block cutoff is December 20 so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/RSIFTF64 
       This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

The tournament info sheet is out and minioverviews are printing.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                             HALLOWEEN TOURNAMENT UPDATE

	It has come to our attention that a warrior, Voodoo Toad 85-14776, was sent to 
the Dark Arena and slain in order to be classed as a Dead Challenger in this past 
Halloween Tournament.  As this warrior is a Zombie, this was against the rules because 
immortal warriors may not challenge the Dark Arena.  (An exception is granted so a 
warrior may challenge the Dark Arena on his very last turn after receiving an 
invitation to Advanced Duelmasters, so he can show his prowess with the Dark Arena 
monsters, but this may not be used as a method of classing in the dead tournament if 
he happens to die in the night fight.) 
	To correct this injustice, we changed the fight result for all warriors who 
lost to Voodoo Toad to a win for that turn.  This gave two warriors, Crazy 54 84-11494 
of Crazy 88 15 and Sarokith 84-30929 of Dub O Dubs, an ending record of 8-3, which 
grants them Tournament Victor status and resurrection. 
	We realize this is not a perfect solution but hope it will make some amends 
for the warriors who lost to this misclassed warrior.

                                          -- RSI