DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/17/2020    Duedate: 04/13/2020

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-416

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MADCAP
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-9306) [20-16-2,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MADCAP                         POSITION IS EMPTY
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)            
(47-9306) [20-16-2,124]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MUY CALIENTE                   BRUTUS
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)      WHITE WOLVES (832)
(47-9212) [12-15-0,75]         (47-9380) [13-13-1,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FLOATING PAST (854)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            34
2. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)       29EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. FLOATING PAST (854)         27      Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (801)        19
5. LAND OF OZ (217)            13      PREDATORY DEN (692)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 162  93  7 63.5   1/ 1 FLOATING PAST (854)      10  5 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         923 587 31 61.1   2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  7  3 0
 3/ 3 FLOATING PAST (854)       58  38  3 60.4   3/ 3 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  6 0
 4/ 4 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    171 130 16 56.8   4/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      6  2 1
 5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         991 815 50 54.9   5/ 5 F IS FOR FROG (852)       6  5 0
 6/ 7 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      41  38  2 51.9   6/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     6  9 1
 7/ 6 DARQUE FORCES (396)      378 354 28 51.6   7/ 7 LAND OF OZ (217)          5  3 0
 8/ 9 FAST FOOD (724)          227 226 15 50.1   8/ 4 DARQUE FORCES (396)       5  4 0
 9/10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      205 209 10 49.5   9/12 WHITE WOLVES (832)        5 10 0
10-11 BASH BROS PARK (766)     157 161 11 49.4  10/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          4  8 0
11/12 F IS FOR FROG (852)       97 102  4 48.7  11/10 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      3  1 0
12/ 0 ERRATA! (760)             39  45  0 46.4  12/ 8 FAST FOOD (724)           3  6 0
13/14 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     70  90  0 43.8  13/13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     2  2 0
14/13 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  38  50  1 43.2  14/ 0 ERRATA! (760)             1  4 0
15/16 WHITE WOLVES (832)        73 123  3 37.2  15/14 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  0  3 0
16/17 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      18  31  1 36.7  16-15*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17-18*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)     0   1  0  0.0  17-16 BASH BROS PARK (766)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Thanks to Quadling for a good fight last turn!  This will be a brief Duelmaster's 
column because this is going to be a brief reign on the throne.  Though I hate to do 
it, I have to sit inactive this turn! Yeah, tournaments really mess with the arena 
game at times.  I know, I know!  I'm part of the problem, not the solution, but I 
don't call the shots!  You got a complaint, go talk to the short, pale, and pasty-
looking demon with the pointed ears!

No challenges from me, but let's see if my teammate Thundercracker can work his way 
into this chair!

                                          -- Duelmistress Arcee

                  *****************************

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to NORTH FORK once again!  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking and too 
little dodging gave DARQUE FORCES a 1-2-0!  I got a good laugh out of it!  Ya gotta 
be quick on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  
BOOK OF THOMAS is now ranked 4th with a 3-1-0 turn.  What's with JACK E. KENNEDY?  He 
actually beat EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE's MUY CALIENTE, and walked away with 22 more points 
from the fight.  Laughs were big at ROYAL FLUSH while they watched JACK E. KENNEDY 
clobber MUY CALIENTE.  It lost 13 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  What a role model for NORTH FORK's young 'uns!  ARCEE becomes Duelmaster, 
but don't bother to fight no more!  I'm sure NORTH FORK is excited about MADCAP, the 
new Duelmaster from WEIRD ALCHEMY.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I 
have...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  NORTH FORK thinks BIG LAKE 
GROOVE and their 171-130-16 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  
Management must be dealin', as the boys at WEIRD ALCHEMY ain't reelin'!  BIG LAKE 
GROOVE's mad!  THUNDERCRACKER of DARQUE FORCES knows how to pick 'em.  He challenged 
KLEGG HAII of WEIRD ALCHEMY who is up by 18.  Now was this a wise move?  
THUNDERCRACKER perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he bested KLEGG HAII and 
ended up with 116 recognition points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  We all knew it had to happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't 
stick around with a 12-10-1, and LITTLE VARIOUS easily took care of 15 WAYS.  15 WAYS 
found himself really over-matched when he faced LITTLE VARIOUS.  15 WAYS found 
himself grossly dead at the end of the match.  Here's some advice:  study your 
opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
NORTH FORK is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time 
for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MADCAP 9306                  20  16  2   124       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRYING KID 8392              13   8  0   129       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THUNDERCRACKER 7467          11   9  0   116       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-ARCEE 9529                   13   4  0   113       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-BRAINS 9296                  18  13  0   110       LAND OF OZ (217)
 VALAC 8819                   13   6  0   110       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341          20  13  2   109       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUADLING 9445                15   5  0    98       LAND OF OZ (217)
 KLEGG HAII 9204              21  19  0    96       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 GOLFO DULCE 9596             12   8  1    94       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 EN FEUGO 9072                16  16  1    93       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARMENIUS 9159                19  21  0    89       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 GALLIENUS 4956               12  25  1    88       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 STOOGE 9259                  13  10  0    87       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 LOST SHIP 9621               12   4  0    83       FLOATING PAST (854)
 CHINA PRINCESS 9476          12   8  0    81       LAND OF OZ (217)
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           12   8  0    81       FLOATING PAST (854)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406         14   8  0    79       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669      12   4  0    79       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CLANCY 7713                   8   8  0    79       ERRATA! (760)
 BRUTUS 9380                  13  13  1    76       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124      13  23  0    76       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MUY CALIENTE 9212            12  15  0    75       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 LITTLE BOY 8548               6   5  0    69       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038           13  29  0    68       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STYLE EDITOR 9642            11   8  1    68       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         10   9  0    65       FAST FOOD (724)
-UGLY ART 9458                 8   2  0    64       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 TENTENABULATION 9381         12  12  1    62       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-POISON OAK 9449               7   4  0    62       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-TIN WOODMAN 9708              5   2  1    59       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   9  0    58       ERRATA! (760)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-DESPERO 8848                  5   6  0    51       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 PARA 7767                     8   8  0    46       ERRATA! (760)
 DEADLY DESERT 9702            6   5  0    46       LAND OF OZ (217)
-CORSON 8821                   5   5  1    46       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 MUCKY MORSE 9743              5   3  0    39       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 WENDY 9727                    6   5  0    37       FAST FOOD (724)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 LAKEFRONT 7714                6  10  0    36       ERRATA! (760)
-SHOCKWAVE 9784                3   0  0    34       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IN YOUR THROAT 9689           9   5  0    32       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 MONSTER 9618                  3   0  1    32       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686            4   1  0    29       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 NORTHWIND 9454                3   0  0    29       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 THE WHISPER 9757              5   3  1    28       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 DRIFTWOOD 9793                4   0  0    28       FLOATING PAST (854)
 YELLOW VESTED 9677            5  10  0    25       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 TRY ONE 9765                  3   3  0    24       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOSIDIUS 9733                 2   8  1    20       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782                3   3  0    19       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 LOST MOSS 9792                3   1  1    18       FLOATING PAST (854)
 BRONTES 9414                  3   7  0    16       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 THE WINKER 9826               2   0  0    14       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 AQUILLIUS 9732                1   9  0    12       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SOUNDWAVE 9815                1   1  0     8       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-ZOZO 9132                     1   3  0     6       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 TITUS 9817                    1   2  0     5       WHITE WOLVES (832)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAZAH 9155                    1   1  0     4       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 TRYPTICON 9822                0   2  0     2       DARQUE FORCES (396)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OZ SMASHER 9812         0  4 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  LOST MOSS 9792        416   
DA1 9723                0  1 0 ERRATA! 760          AVATAR OF DARKHE      416  NONE
F IS FOR FAIL 9824      0  1 0 F IS FOR FROG 852    IC TASKMASTER         416  NONE
HOT SAUCE 9697          6  4 0 FAST FOOD 724        BRUTUS 9380           412  NOT REVENGED
15 WAYS 9626           12 10 1 FLOATING PAST 854    LITTLE VARIOUS 9341   416   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to Arcee, Duelmaster. -- Oz The All Congratulatory

But, did he have to beat ME? He was good, I'll have to admit. -- Quadling, Land Of Oz

Slowpoke Rodriguez, your hot sauce was way too much for a mere deadly desert. Way too 
much! -- Deadly Desert, Land of Oz

Armenius, you are such a nice guy. Thanks for the challenge. I really, really needed 
the win. Salute. -- Brains, Land of Oz

Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick road. b&b&b&b&. -- The Land Of 
Ozers

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

Glinda for President! -- Oz The All Political

Hosidius -- Boss says I need work because I wasn't supposed to be aiming for your 
ribs! -- Shockwave

Quadling -- I would say let's have a rematch, but I have to sit for a turn due to the 
tournament. -- Arcee

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
F IS FOR FAIL was slaughtered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
THUNDERCRACKER subdued KLEGG HAII in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
STOOGE devastated RETURN OF THE KING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YELLOW VESTED was devastated by DEADLY DESERT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
MEK-QUAKE was narrowly defeated by WENDY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
TRY ONE devastated BRONTES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
VALAC handily defeated LEGGING LAGAN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
MADCAP vanquished CHINA PRINCESS in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
QUADLING vanquished GALLIENUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ beat STYLE EDITOR in a 1 minute melee.
BRUTUS was luckily beaten by LOST SHIP in a exciting 4 minute veteran's fight.
LITTLE VARIOUS butchered 15 WAYS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MUY CALIENTE was luckily beaten by JACK E. KENNEDY in a 3 minute master's match.
GOLFO DULCE handily defeated QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CLANCY was defeated by EN FEUGO in a 2 minute struggle.
ARMENIUS vanquished FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
LITTLE BOY viciously subdued CHERRI BOMB in a popular 1 minute brutal brawl.
TENTENABULATION demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LAKEFRONT was beaten by MUCKY MORSE in a 1 minute fight.
PARA viciously subdued IN YOUR THROAT in a 2 minute bloody competition.
MONSTER overpowered AQUILLIUS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE WHISPER demolished TITUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
HOSIDIUS handily defeated TRYPTICON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NORTHWIND demolished MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOST MOSS slaughtered OZ SMASHER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
DRIFTWOOD overpowered SOUNDWAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE WINKER won victory over MAXIMILLIAN in a dull 6 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         TOTAL PARRY       40 -  29 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   57 -  52 -  3      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    79 -  81 -  5      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  32 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        39 -  51 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  59 -  4      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  51 -  1      35  |

Turn 416 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  6     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MADCAP 9306                20  16  2  124 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LUNGING ATTACK   THUNDERCRACKER 7467        11   9  0  116 DARQUE FORCES (396)
WALL OF STEEL    VALAC 8819                 13   6  0  110 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
PARRY-STRIKE     LITTLE VARIOUS 9341        20  13  2  109 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
TOTAL PARRY      LOST SHIP 9621             12   4  0   83 FLOATING PAST (854)
BASHING ATTACK   CHINA PRINCESS 9476        12   8  0   81 LAND OF OZ (217)
AIMED BLOW       SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669    12   4  0   79 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
STRIKING ATTACK  STYLE EDITOR 9642          11   8  1   68 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MUY CALIENTE 9212.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BRUTUS 9380.  The ten other most popular fighters were MUY CALIENTE 9212, 
WENDY 9727, VALAC 8819, PARA 7767, STOOGE 9259, MEK-QUAKE 9782, LITTLE BOY 8548, 
THUNDERCRACKER 7467, LOST SHIP 9621, and JACK E. KENNEDY 9406.

The least popular fighter this week was THE WINKER 9826.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SOUNDWAVE 9815, OZ SMASHER 9812, TRYPTICON 9822, AQUILLIUS 9732, 
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632, QUEEN LATIFAH 9038, 15 WAYS 9626, GALLIENUS 4956, YELLOW VESTED 
9677, and RETURN OF THE KING 9124.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MADCAP (47-9306) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
THUNDERCRACKER (47-7467) DARQUE FORCES (396)
QUADLING (47-9445) LAND OF OZ (217)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                          TRILLIUM (2-6366) FLOYD'S BREWERY  
                       DR. GIRLFRIEND (3-7105) IRATE FORMATIONS  
                           SAUL GOODMAN (5-5832) ANTIHEROES  
                           COURAGE (32-6353) ANGELS OF PAIN  
                       BIG BROTHER (69-6988) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT  
                          SPILLS (72-6855) BASH BROS THEATER  
                       PARKING LOT (72-6868) BASH BROS FREEWAY 
                        JANUARY JONES (73-6056) CALENDAR GIRLS  
                           BIRGITTE (73-6755) KINGS BLADES  
                        GUARDIAN (82-16446) WAY TOO MUCH BEER5  
                           CRAZY 54 (84-11494) CRAZY 88 15  
                             PAYED LATE (84-12533) TMF II  
                          BILLABONG (84-13804) GENERATION Y  
                            SAROKITH (84-30929) DUB O DUBS  
                     CIEL PHANTOMHIVE (84-36380) ANIME LEGENDS 4  
                     SWEET-N-SOUR (84-50491) SUPERIOR FORCES DA02  
                   ROBERT PAULSON 115 (84-52207) PROJECT MAYHEM 36  
                        THE SQUIDS (84-54746) CHICAGO BOUND 15  
                     CAT SCRATCH FEVER (84-56886) COLLEGE RADIO X 
                     THE ORANGE ONE (84-57256) THE MOTHERSHIP ZU  
                          GINGER KNOWLES (85-5131) SWORDFISH
                          VOODOO TOAD (85-14776) DARK TOADS
                          HIDEYOSHI (85-21460) SAMURAI FIVE
                            ZOCALO (85-24610) KC FOOD XIII  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes