DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/12/2020 Duedate: 06/08/2020
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-418
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ARCEE
DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-9529) [15-4-0,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ARCEE PLAGUE FACE
DARQUE FORCES (396) TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
(47-9529) [15-4-0,131] (47-9829) [1-0-0,20]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MUY CALIENTE LITTLE VARIOUS
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9212) [13-16-0,90] (47-9341) [21-14-2,111]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 36
2. EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) 34EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. FAST FOOD (724) 26 Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE FORCES (396) 25
5. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 16 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 2 1 0 66.7 1/ 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 8 6 1
2/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 166 97 7 63.1 2/10 FAST FOOD (724) 7 4 0
3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 927 590 31 61.1 3/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 7 8 1
4/ 3 FLOATING PAST (854) 58 39 3 59.8 4/ 8 LAND OF OZ (217) 6 4 0
5/ 4 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 175 136 16 56.3 5/ 3 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 6 5 0
6/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 994 821 50 54.8 6/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 6 0
7/ 6 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 42 39 2 51.9 7/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 5 8 0
8/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396) 383 358 28 51.7 8/11 WHITE WOLVES (832) 5 10 0
9/ 8 FAST FOOD (724) 233 229 15 50.4 9- 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 3 1 0
10/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 210 213 11 49.6 10/ 4 FLOATING PAST (854) 3 3 1
11/ 0 BASH BROS PARK (766) 157 162 11 49.2 11/ 0*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 2 0 0
12-11 ERRATA! (760) 39 45 0 46.4 12/12 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 2 1 0
13/13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 71 92 0 43.6 13/13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 2 2 0
14/12 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 39 51 1 43.3 14/14 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 1 2 0
15/14 WHITE WOLVES (832) 76 130 3 36.9 15-15 ERRATA! (760) 1 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
16-15 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 18 31 1 36.7 16/ 0 BASH BROS PARK (766) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
When The great And Wonderful Wizard told me that my reward for helping the
Scarecrow to success was that I would become a Duelmaster Warrior, I was thrilled. Not
being a brute type, but more of an intelligent fighter, I was quite thrilled to be
able to test my brains against North Fork's best. And here I am today, The Duelmaster
Of North Fork. Yes!
I admit I had a rather easy fight for the throne. After all, what can one expect
from a F Is For Frog warrior but an easy win? And a win, indeed, it was. Why do they
allow tiddly winks like Golfo Dolce to fight in the arena anyway? And in a real
surprise, Frog's manager made the tiddly challenge me. My! I suppose he wanted to get
Golfo killed, but I wanted no part of that! I would rather see Golfo around for more
easy wins. Smart, eh? They don't call me Brains for nothing.
So I finish with this advice for you all. Avoid me. Don't challenge me. Stay away
from me, if you can. It is simply not safe for you. If you really, really need me,
consult me in The Emerald City in my office. My fees are rather inexpensive. (wink)
-- Brains DMI
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. NORTH FORK needs a spyreport." Oh, well. I don't wanna hurt
anybody's feelings or anything, but BOOK OF THOMAS really goofed with their 0-0-0.
FAST FOOD like really fought hard to move up to 2nd from 10th. Way to go! MVP award
for SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ? EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE's proud of it after beating GALLIENUS
and getting 20 points. Talk about yer major upsets! MUCKY MORSE's match with
SOUNDWAVE cost him a loss of 14 points! Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the
most popular guy in all NORTH FORK. He got the most challenges. (But what about
proposals?) ARCEE thinks hers 15-4-0 and studly character is good enough to face up
to the Duelmaster. Any bets? And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's
habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome ARCEE. Aren't DARQUE FORCES proud. (Oh, my.) Who
was the wiseguy that said NORTH FORK's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The
Swinging Aardvark? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. BIG LAKE
GROOVE was NORTH FORK's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph!
What kind of warriors are LAND OF OZ? BIG LAKE GROOVE, an easy team to beat if I
ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. NORTH FORK is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARCEE 9529 15 4 0 131 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRYING KID 8392 13 8 0 129 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 21 14 2 111 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 14 8 0 100 LAND OF OZ (217)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 15 29 0 99 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
VALAC 8819 14 7 0 98 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
KLEGG HAII 9204 22 20 0 97 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ARMENIUS 9159 20 22 0 95 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRAINS 9296 19 14 0 93 LAND OF OZ (217)
GALLIENUS 4956 13 26 1 92 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 13 5 0 91 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUY CALIENTE 9212 13 16 0 90 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-FAST EEEK 8682 11 10 0 90 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
EN FEUGO 9072 17 17 1 89 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 12 9 0 85 FAST FOOD (724)
-LOST SHIP 9621 12 4 0 83 FLOATING PAST (854)
-LEGGING LAGAN 9625 12 8 0 81 FLOATING PAST (854)
-CLANCY 7713 8 8 0 79 ERRATA! (760)
STOOGE 9259 13 12 0 78 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 13 25 0 78 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BRUTUS 9380 14 14 1 76 WHITE WOLVES (832)
TENTENABULATION 9381 13 13 1 74 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LITTLE BOY 8548 6 5 0 69 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STYLE EDITOR 9642 11 10 1 64 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-UGLY ART 9458 8 2 0 64 BASH BROS PARK (766)
WENDY 9727 8 5 0 63 FAST FOOD (724)
JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 14 10 0 62 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-TIN WOODMAN 9708 5 2 1 59 LAND OF OZ (217)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716 7 9 0 58 ERRATA! (760)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEADLY DESERT 9702 7 5 0 56 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-DESPERO 8848 5 6 0 51 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-PARA 7767 8 8 0 46 ERRATA! (760)
-CORSON 8821 5 5 1 46 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
TRY ONE 9765 5 3 0 43 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SOUNDWAVE 9815 3 1 0 41 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-LAKEFRONT 7714 6 10 0 36 ERRATA! (760)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MONSTER 9618 3 0 1 32 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
THE WHISPER 9757 6 4 1 30 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686 4 1 0 29 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-NORTHWIND 9454 3 0 0 29 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-DRIFTWOOD 9793 4 0 0 28 FLOATING PAST (854)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHOCKWAVE 9784 3 2 0 23 DARQUE FORCES (396)
THE WINKER 9826 4 0 0 21 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
MUCKY MORSE 9743 5 5 0 20 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PLAGUE FACE 9829 1 0 0 20 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
MEK-QUAKE 9782 4 4 0 18 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-LOST MOSS 9792 3 1 1 18 FLOATING PAST (854)
HOSIDIUS 9733 2 10 1 17 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-BRONTES 9414 3 7 0 16 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
AQUILLIUS 9732 2 10 0 16 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SQUINTER 9831 1 0 0 16 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
FOLLOWER 9839 1 0 0 14 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816 1 0 0 9 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
TITUS 9817 1 4 0 7 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-ZOZO 9132 1 3 0 6 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
WHOPPER 9835 1 1 0 6 FAST FOOD (724)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 1 1 0 4 FAST FOOD (724)
-RAZAH 9155 1 1 0 4 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRYPTICON 9822 0 3 0 3 DARQUE FORCES (396)
THE WONDER 9837 0 2 0 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
RAINBOW 9841 0 1 0 1 LAND OF OZ (217)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BUM 9845 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 418 NONE
OZ SMASHER 9812 0 4 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 LOST MOSS 9792 416
DEAD 9842 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 SPIRIT 418 NONE
MUCHO POLLO 9825 0 1 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SA 808 IC ENFORCER 418 NONE
15 WAYS 9626 12 10 1 FLOATING PAST 854 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 416
A 9840 0 1 0 FLOATING PAST 854 AVATAR OF DARKHE 418 NONE
WILD CARD 9844 0 1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 VAR'S NEOPHYTE 418 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Hey, I appreciate you all. Thanks for making this personal ads space all mine. You
guys are wonderful. (sort of) -- Oz The All-Hypocritical
Brains! Brains is DM?! We Ozers are so proud. -- Oz The All-Excited
Yes! Two challenges were enacted against my warriors, and two more wins for The Land
Of Oz. Thank you guys. (Big Lake groove and F Is For Frog) -- Oz The All-Thankful
Style Editor, thanks for the challenge, Bud. I enjoy winning. -- China Princess
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All-Philosophical
Protect your toilet paper supply! Old greatswords are available at inexpensive prices.
-- The Land Of Oz Blacksmith
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MUCHO POLLO was butchered by IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WILD CARD was dispatched by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BUM was killed by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was butchered by SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
A was murdered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
ARCEE overpowered BRAINS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title struggle.
KLEGG HAII devastated BRUTUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CHINA PRINCESS won victory over EN FEUGO in a 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
THE WHISPER was overpowered by DEADLY DESERT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TRY ONE overpowered SHOCKWAVE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE WONDER was defeated by AQUILLIUS in a 1 minute novice vs. master Challenge match.
THE WINKER bested HOSIDIUS in a 2 minute novice vs. master upset Challenge battle.
QUEEN LATIFAH overpowered STYLE EDITOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VALAC lost to LITTLE VARIOUS in a action packed 5 minute gruesome master's bout.
GALLIENUS was beaten by SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TENTENABULATION was overpowered by ARMENIUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT narrowly defeated RETURN OF THE KING in a 1 minute veteran's match.
STOOGE was viciously subdued by MUY CALIENTE in a popular 1 minute veteran's contest.
JACK E. KENNEDY was subdued by WENDY in a dull 6 minute bout.
MUCKY MORSE was vanquished by SOUNDWAVE in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
MEK-QUAKE savagely defeated CLUB COFFEE in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
TITUS was overpowered by FOLLOWER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TRYPTICON was savagely defeated by ENCHILADAS SUIZAS in a 3 minute novice's bout.
WHOPPER viciously subdued RAINBOW in a 1 minute gruesome novice's fray.
PLAGUE FACE overpowered STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SQUINTER overpowered MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 25 - 0 52 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 45 - 45 - 2 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 63 - 63 - 3 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 19 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 35 - 41 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 42 - 3 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 38 - 1 33 |
Turn 418 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ARCEE 9529 15 4 0 131 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PARRY-STRIKE LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 21 14 2 111 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BASHING ATTACK CHINA PRINCESS 9476 14 8 0 100 LAND OF OZ (217)
WALL OF STEEL VALAC 8819 14 7 0 98 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
SLASHING ATTACK KLEGG HAII 9204 22 20 0 97 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 13 5 0 91 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
LUNGING ATTACK STOOGE 9259 13 12 0 78 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
TOTAL PARRY JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 14 10 0 62 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MUY CALIENTE 9212. The most popular warrior this
turn was LITTLE VARIOUS 9341. The ten other most popular fighters were VALAC 8819,
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816, HOSIDIUS 9733, TENTENABULATION 9381, MUY CALIENTE 9212,
MEK-QUAKE 9782, KLEGG HAII 9204, CHINA PRINCESS 9476, QUEEN LATIFAH 9038, and WILD
CARD 9844.
The least popular fighter this week was JACK E. KENNEDY 9406. The other ten least
popular fighters were RAINBOW 9841, TITUS 9817, CLUB COFFEE 9833, SHOCKWAVE 9784,
BRAINS 9296, MUCHO POLLO 9825, TRYPTICON 9822, MUCKY MORSE 9743, WENDY 9727, and
STOOGE 9259.
STORM POINT
Storm Point, DM 86, is now open! This arena will process on a two-week cycle. Orders
for inaugural battles are due on May 11, 2020.
Jasper Gulch, DM 85, is now closed to new teams, effective immediately. Any new teams
that arrive are being rerouted to Storm Point. DM 85 will continue to process on its
normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as necessary.
-- RSI
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXIX
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KRAMER 5191 (163-119-3) 3 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (48-49-0) 0 5 0 THE OPERA
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FROSTY 7332 (65-73-0) 3 3 0 FAST FOOD
ASP 7591 (56-82-0) 2 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (46-15-0) 2 3 0 THE OPERA
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 (33-22-2) 2 3 0 FAST FOOD
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CYCLONUS 8365 (23-8-1) 5 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THUNDERCRACKER 7467 (11-9-0) 3 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
POISON OAK 9449 (7-4-0) 2 1 0 DEAD BASH BROS PARK
UGLY ART 9458 (8-2-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ARCEE 9529 (13-4-0) 5 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LOST MOSS 9792 (3-1-1) 6 3 1 FLOATING PAST
DRIFTWOOD 9793 (4-0-0) 5 3 0 FLOATING PAST
ONRYO OFFIER 9814 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
SHOCKWAVE 9784 (3-0-0) 3 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANTS 9832 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
FOLLOWER 9839 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 SATAN'S MINIONS
PLAGUE FACE 9829 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME
ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NO BATHROOM 7764 (121-42-2) 3 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
EAT IT RAW 7996 (30-27-1) 0 3 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK
SKYWARP 8063 (24-18-2) 0 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 (12-8-0) 3 3 0 LAND OF OZ
INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 (4-1-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711 (2-1-0) 0 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL