DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/24/2020    Duedate: 12/21/2020

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-425

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRYING KID
BASH BROS PARK (766)
(47-8392) [14-8-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRYING KID                     FAKE NEWS
BASH BROS PARK (766)           TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
(47-8392) [14-8-0,132]         (47-9958) [1-0-1,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GALLIENUS                      SQUINTER
WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
(47-4956) [15-31-1,103]        (47-9831) [3-1-0,23]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRUMP IS HUGE (863)        115
2. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            60      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. THE RED COMPANY (859)       50      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)       41
5. ASSASSIN NATION (790)       37      TRUMP IS HUGE (863)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*TRUMP IS HUGE (863)        4   1  1 80.0   1/ 0 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  9  3 2
 2/ 0*WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)       4   2  0 66.7   2/ 1 FAST FOOD (724)           8  7 0
 3/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)         935 605 31 60.7   3/ 3 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     7  2 0
 4/ 0 SHEWISH DINER (806)      157 121 13 56.5   4/ 2 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  3 1
 5/ 3 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    189 152 16 55.4   5/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 1
 6/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1011 837 51 54.7   6/13 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     6  5 0
 7- 5 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      47  39  2 54.7   7/12 LAND OF OZ (217)          5  3 0
 8/ 2*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)     7   6  1 53.8   8/ 5 WHITE WOLVES (832)        5  9 0
 9/ 6 THE RED COMPANY (859)    237 204 20 53.7   9/ 0*TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       4  1 1
10/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)      399 370 30 51.9  10/ 8*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    4  3 1
11/ 9 FAST FOOD (724)          248 245 15 50.3  11/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       4  5 0
12/20*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)    1   1  0 50.0  12/ 6*ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   4 11 0
13/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      221 225 12 49.6  13/14 THE RED COMPANY (859)     4 11 0
14/ 0 BASH BROS PARK (766)     158 162 11 49.4  14/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      3  2 1
15/ 0 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  29  32  2 47.5  15/11*ASSASSIN NATION (790)     3  4 0
16/10*ASSASSIN NATION (790)      6   7  0 46.2  16-10 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     2  1 0
17/13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     83  98  0 45.9  17/17 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       2  4 0
18/12*DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     16  19  5 45.7  18/ 0 BASH BROS PARK (766)      1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-15 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     39  49  0 44.3  19-15 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      1  0 0
20/16*ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   15  20  0 42.9  20/20*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)   1  1 0
21/17 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  41  56  1 42.3  21/ 0*AFFLICTION (862)          0  5 0
22/18 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       60  94  4 39.0  22/19 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  0  3 0
23/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      21  33  2 38.9  23/ 0 SHEWISH DINER (806)       0  1 0
24/19 WHITE WOLVES (832)        87 151  4 36.6  24/18*DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

TURF WAR 12 ENTRANTS through 11-18-20

MASHIES
Land Of Oz (Oz)                    3 certs
Second Bananas (Mannequin)         3 certs

KILLER BLADES
Aberrant 5 Blades (Hammer)         3 certs
Natural Born Killers (Maxmillion)

TWO TONS OF FUN
El Camino Hot Sauce (Floyd)        3 certs
Satan's Minions (tDO)              3 certs

HIGH PRIESTS
Spectral Steel (D.D.)              3 certs
Big Lake Groove (Den)              3 certs

??
? (Paradox)
? (Shadow)

??
Shewish Diner (OAB)                3 certs
? (Assur)                          3 certs

??
Fast Food (Madwand)                3 certs
? (Bubba)                          3 certs

??
? (Master Darque)
? (Dr Feelgood)

SILENT ONES
Wrathmen (Kharadmon)               3 certs
? (Jerman)

??
Yuppie? (Riff Raff)                3 certs
?

??
Affliction (???)                   3 certs
?

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of NORTH FORK!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Woof!  FAST FOOD were a 
bunch of dogs after PAPER TIGERS S19.1 got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so sweet as 
1st!  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking and too little dodging gave ABERRANT 5 BLADES a 
2-3-0!  I got a good laugh out of it!  Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  Keep your 
elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  BIG LAKE GROOVE is now ranked 6th 
with a 4-1-0 turn.  Welcome to NORTH FORK, TRUMP IS HUGE!  We need more teams who can 
get a 4-1-1 their first time out!  What's with FAKE NEWS?  He actually beat 
AFFLICTION's ROMAN, and walked away with 60 more points from the fight.  Laughs were 
big at WHITE WOLVES while they watched BRUTUS clobber TIN WOODMAN.  He lost 17 points 
and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  What a role model for NORTH 
FORK's young 'uns!  STOOGE becomes Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no more!  I 
can barely restrain my enthusiam for BASH BROS PARK's outstanding member, Duelmaster 
CRYING KID.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some 
team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  NORTH FORK thinks FAST FOOD 
and their 248-245-15 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  In my 
day, no team with a 247-241-15 would scare me off!  What's the problem, ROYAL FLUSH?  
What do people see in AQUILLIUS?  His 3-16-0?  WHITE WOLVES ain't talkin', but he's 
got 25 points.  Maybe ROYAL FLUSH's JACK E. KENNEDY is one of those guys who likes 
pain, or something.  That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 30 to 
GALLIENUS.  JACK E. KENNEDY beat GALLIENUS (JACK E. KENNEDY getting 19 points, 
too!)--Ooh baby!  Now dat I likes!  SLOANE of THE RED COMPANY knows how to pick 'em.  
She challenged CLUB COFFEE of FAST FOOD who is up by 20.  Now was this a wise move?  
SLOANE perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she defeated CLUB COFFEE and ended 
up with 22 recognition points.   
     Warriors of NORTH FORK unite.  You have only your games to lose!  BLAZE of 
RUBBER SOUL 6 didn't know when to quit.  When you've got a 11-8-1, that's a good 
sign.  Now it's dead.  MONSTER of BOOK OF THOMAS got 11 points for removing another 
young punk.  Tough luck, ASSASSIN NATION!  Someone told SIXSHOT that TEAM HAS NO NAME 
never Bloodfeuded, that it'd have an easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is 
right sorry.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight 
dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
NORTH FORK is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time 
for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRYING KID 8392              14   8  0   132       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038           19  32  0   121       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 TENTENABULATION 9381         19  14  2   120       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-CHINA PRINCESS 9476          16   9  0   118       LAND OF OZ (217)
-STOOGE 9259                  16  15  0   108       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 ARMENIUS 9159                24  25  0   104       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 GALLIENUS 4956               15  31  1   103       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-SHEIK TZU 9452                7  11  0    94       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-HOBO CASSEROLE 8622          17  13  1    91       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406         17  14  0    91       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124      16  29  0    91       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SLY 9989                      7   1  1    91       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUTUS 9380                  17  18  2    90       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              14  10  3    90       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-FAST EEEK 8682               11  10  0    90       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BLAMM! 9545                  10   5  1    89       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
-KLEGG HAII 9204              22  22  0    88       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-LORD OF BARKNESS 9423        14   9  0    86       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-BOOYAH 9542                   8   5  1    79       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         14  14  0    76       FAST FOOD (724)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               10   5  0    75       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 LITTLE BOY 8548               6   6  0    75       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STUD MUFFIN 9065              6   2  0    75       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 TIN WOODMAN 9708              7   4  1    68       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UGLY ART 9458                 8   2  0    64       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 WENDY 9727                   11   9  0    61       FAST FOOD (724)
 FAKE NEWS 9958                1   0  1    60       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 THE WHISPER 9757             11   6  1    58       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-MELSANDRA 9968                4   1  0    53       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784                7   4  0    52       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DESPERO 8848                  5   6  0    51       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-CORSON 8821                   5   5  1    46       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-KING CHARLES 9451             9   8  0    43       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 MONSTER 9618                  4   0  2    43       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-COW PIE 9281                  7   8  1    40       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 FOLLOWER 9839                 4   0  0    40       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 TRY ONE 9765                  8   7  0    37       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SOUNDWAVE 9815                5   5  0    37       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 DA MEAT 9930                  2   0  1    37       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 RAVAGE 9901                   2   1  0    37       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-JURINE CAKE 9371              4   9  0    35       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEAF 9384                     5   2  2    33       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-FEATHER 9386                  3   4  2    33       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 NORTHWIND 9454                4   0  0    32       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-ADDICTION 9387                4   2  0    32       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904        4   2  0    32       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 RAINBOW 9841                  2   6  0    32       LAND OF OZ (217)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847        4   3  0    31       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-PLAGUE FACE 9829              2   0  0    31       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 HAMMERHEAD 9383               2   6  0    30       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686            4   1  0    29       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 KOOKABURRA 9976               3   1  0    29       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 DRUDGE 9735                   4   1  0    27       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 BELLA 9913                    2   2  0    27       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 TRUMP U 9962                  1   0  0    27       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 AQUILLIUS 9732                3  16  0    25       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971            3   0  1    24       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SQUINTER 9831                 3   1  0    23       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 FRENCH TOAST 9843             3   0  0    23       FAST FOOD (724)
 SIXSHOT 9919                  2   2  1    22       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 SLOANE 9922                   2   2  0    22       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833              5   4  0    19       FAST FOOD (724)
 TITUS 9817                    3   9  0    18       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 NUMEROUS OF TEXES 9935        1   0  0    18       PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)
 WHOPPER 9835                  4   5  0    17       FAST FOOD (724)
 BRONTES 9414                  3   8  0    17       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846         3   4  0    16       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905       2   4  0    16       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-SNOWFLAKE 9659                1   2  1    16       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 TURBULENCE 9902               1   0  0    15       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 THE WEAPON 9924               1   0  0    15       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BIBLE PROPORTION 9848         3   4  0    13       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 BEDLAM 9956                   1   0  0    13       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 ACE REPORTER 9897             1   4  0    13       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARMA THE DUKE 9721           1   1  0    12       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 CONWAY AD 9961                0   1  0    11       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 G.O.A.T. 9959                 1   0  0    10       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 PREACH THE GOSPEL 9850        1   6  0     9       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 VENOM 9951                    0   1  0     9       AFFLICTION (862)
 YUPPIE MOTH 9975              1   1  0     8       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 HUGE WALL 9960                1   0  0     7       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 POPPY 9927                    1   0  0     7       LAND OF OZ (217)
 TATOO 9953                    0   1  0     7       AFFLICTION (862)
 PSYKLOPS 9931                 0   3  0     7       THE RED COMPANY (859)
-FLUNKY 9810                   0   1  0     7       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-ZOZO 9132                     1   3  0     6       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       1   3  0     6       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 HUGEMONGASS 9836              1   0  0     6       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 THE WHISP 9947                1   0  0     6       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973          0   2  0     6       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 OZONE 9944                    1   0  0     5       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 DISORDER 9939                 0   1  0     5       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
-RAZAH 9155                    1   1  0     4       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 TERTIUS 9923                  1   1  0     4       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 THE WARRIOR 9948              0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BELIEVE ME... 9936            0   1  0     1       PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)
 DIE ROLL 9946                 0   1  0     1       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AMITY 9952              0  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971    425   
FLASH 9954              0  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       AA DESERTER           425  NONE
ROMAN 9955              0  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       FAKE NEWS 9958        425   
INFERNO 8332            2  1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790  MONSTER 9618          425   
PESTILENCE 9957         0  1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790  ZORSEA                425  NONE
BLAZE 9560             11  8 1 RUBBER SOUL 6 851    TENTENABULATION 9381  425   
KAIT 9998               0  1 0 RUBBER SOUL 6 851    MASTER KELLOGG        425  NONE
HANGER-ON 9950          0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  VAR'S NEOPHYTE        425  NONE
FAT FELLOW 9830         0  2 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 SIXSHOT 9919          423  JUST REVENGED
NOT QUITE 9997          0  1 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 IC TASKMASTER         425  NONE
UGH II 9945             0  1 0 THE RED COMPANY 859  MASTER KELLOGG        425  NONE
ATTICUS 9907            0  1 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     COSMOS 9900           421  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

White Wolves -- Yes, I completely understand being honor-bound to avenge your teammate.  Unless I died in the tourney, I will be here this turn. -- Cosmos

Meh-Quake -- Nearly every time I'm seeing an L in this arena, your team is there.  Simmer down! -- Shockwave

Let's see what the Gladiatorial Commission sends us for replacements. -- TRC

I hope all swampers who attended the mail-in did well (and didn't die). -- TRC

Gallienus, yes! Thanks for being my sendoff to The Isle. -- Brains, Lord Protector
P.S.  9-13-14-17-9-7-15 ST

Drudge, thank you, thank you. I finally got a win. I am so colorfully excited! -- Rainbow

Wow! I am proud of my Ozers! 38 points and Top Team On The Move with only two warriors fighting. Wowzer! -- Oz The All Excited

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

We hereby announce participation in the upcoming Turf War of the Parks and Mastication alliance.  Assurnasirbanipal will captain, and One Armed Bandit will assist.  Teams are Bash Bros Park and Shewish Diner. -- Assur

Hey all. Need to announce participation in the upcoming turf war. Alliance:  Silent Ones.  Captain:  Kharadmon, mgr Wrathmen.  Alliance mate:  Jerman

All -- Know that WEIRD ALCHEMY, managed by I, La Guillotine, will be participating in the upcoming TW! We will enter the contest with our teammate KHISANTH, and we will soon give you our team name. -- La Guillotine

Gentle Ben and BlackHart will be combining their unmatched knowledge of the game and their teams of REIGNNCATSNDOGS and DEATHLY HALLOWS to form the dreaded GBH alliance in the upcoming Turf War.  BlackHart, having lost the coin toss, has been deemed Capta

Turf War Tuffies -- Hopefully My Teammate Maximillian Shows Up for the Turf War 12 Competition! -- Hammer, the Captain of Killer Blades!

PS: No Spot This Turn! -- Hammer the WordSmith

Fall Tourney Tuffies -- Renewing The Mind was Winless Again! But She Survived to Hopefully Fight More and More in the Swamp! Salute! -- Hammer

Turf War Tuffies Teams -- Welcome to Another Upcoming Turf War! Salute! -- Hammer, the Captain of Killer Blades!

Aquillius -- Thank You! I Managed to Win This Cycle! That Makes Two Wins of Three Fights Since We Last Danced On the Sands Together! Includes Another Survival from the Infirmary! Salute! -- The Sinful Nature

North Fork Friends and Friendly Foes -- I Am Enjoying the Competition! -- Hammer

Sixshot -- Your Challenge! Your Win! I Found Another Weapon Not Worth Using! Thanks for the Skills! Salute! -- Renewing The Mind

PS: I Survived the Infirmary at the Fall Tourney! -- Renewing The Mind

The Whippersnapper -- You Survived the Infirmary! Until We Meet Again! Salute! -- Victorious Faith

Bella -- Congrats for the Win! Use Those Skills Wisely! Hopefully Mine Produce a Win! Salute! -- Preach The Gospel

Psyklops -- My Win! Luck of the Draw! Salute! -- The Sinful Nature

Ace Reporter -- Your Challenge! Your Win! I Survived the Infirmary! Salute! -- Bible Proportion

Aquillius -- No Matter Your Record in the Arena! At Least You Live! -- The Sinful Nature

All Swampers -- See You in the Swamp! -- Hammer the WordSmith

Hello all...Announcing participation in the upcoming turf wars.
     Alliance: Silent Ones
     Captain:  Kharadmon, mgr Wrathmen
     Alliance mate: Jerman, mgr Trump is Huge

Oz - I would like to announce the entry of Trophy Husbands into the Turf War 12 
contest.  I, Master Darque, will captain this duo and enter with my Darque Forces 
team.  I will be joined by Dr. Feelgood and his The Purge 209 squad. -- Master Darque

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLASH was butchered by AA DESERTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NOT QUITE was slaughtered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
UGH II was viciously butchered by MASTER KELLOGG in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
HANGER-ON was viciously butchered by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PESTILENCE was slain by ZORSEA in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KAIT was butchered by MASTER KELLOGG in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
DA MEAT defeated SIXSHOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's Bloodfeud struggle.
TENTENABULATION easily killed BLAZE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RETURN OF THE KING was vanquished by ARMENIUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JACK E. KENNEDY luckily beat GALLIENUS in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
RAINBOW luckily beat SQUINTER in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge match.
RAVAGE overpowered VICTORIOUS FAITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
RENEWING THE MIND devastated WHOPPER in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SLOANE savagely defeated CLUB COFFEE in a popular 1 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
BELLA handily defeated AQUILLIUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PSYKLOPS was defeated by FRENCH TOAST in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
RUMP ROAST was vanquished by QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRYING KID bested LITTLE BOY in a 2 minute master's Title brawl.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT was savagely defeated by SLY in a 2 minute brutal bout.
WENDY was savagely defeated by MEK-QUAKE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
TIN WOODMAN was handily defeated by BRUTUS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE WHISPER overpowered SOUNDWAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TRY ONE was subdued by SHOCKWAVE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
FOLLOWER viciously subdued HAMMERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory fray.
NORTHWIND savagely defeated PREACH THE GOSPEL in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
MONSTER executed INFERNO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BIBLE PROPORTION was savagely defeated by THE WHIPPERSNAPPER in a 2 minute bout.
ACE REPORTER was vanquished by THE SINFUL NATURE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DRUDGE handily defeated TITUS in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
KOOKABURRA vanquished BRONTES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YUPPIE MOTH was overpowered by THE WEAPON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ANDORIAN YUPPIE was overpowered by BEDLAM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TERTIUS was overpowered by NUMEROUS OF TEXES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YUPPIE ZEALOT executed AMITY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
POPPY subdued CONWAY AD in a action packed 4 minute contest.
VENOM was savagely defeated by HUGEMONGASS in a 3 minute brutal novice's struggle.
TATOO was bested by THE WHISP in a popular 5 minute beginner's bout.
TURBULENCE demolished DIE ROLL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ROMAN was murdered by FAKE NEWS in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
DISORDER lost to HUGE WALL in a 3 minute brutal amateur's bout.
TRUMP U overcame STREET LEGAL in a exciting 1 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
G.O.A.T. vanquished BELIEVE ME... in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
OZONE subdued THE WARRIOR in a 3 minute beginner's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK    61 -  50 -  4      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  52 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         AIMED BLOW        36 -  44 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  27 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  37 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  38 -  0      33  |

Turn 425 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  7         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  9         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  8     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CRYING KID 8392            14   8  0  132 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  TENTENABULATION 9381       19  14  2  120 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLY 9989                    7   1  1   91 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
LUNGING ATTACK   RUMP ROAST 9066            14  10  3   90 SHEWISH DINER (806)
AIMED BLOW       WENDY 9727                 11   9  0   61 FAST FOOD (724)
PARRY-STRIKE     RAVAGE 9901                 2   1  0   37 DARQUE FORCES (396)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GALLIENUS 4956.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SQUINTER 9831.  The ten other most popular fighters were GALLIENUS 4956, 
MEK-QUAKE 9782, NORTHWIND 9454, CONWAY AD 9961, TATOO 9953, RENEWING THE MIND 9904, 
LITTLE BOY 8548, SLY 9989, THE WARRIOR 9948, and FOLLOWER 9839.

The least popular fighter this week was BELIEVE ME... 9936.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ROMAN 9955, DIE ROLL 9946, POPPY 9927, AMITY 9952, TERTIUS 
9923, ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973, YUPPIE MOTH 9975, BRONTES 9414, ACE REPORTER 9897, and 
BIBLE PROPORTION 9848.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GALLIENUS (47-4956) WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BRAINS (47-9296) LAND OF OZ (217)