DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/22/2020 Duedate: 01/18/2021
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-426
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TENTENABULATION
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-9381) [20-14-2,130]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TENTENABULATION FAKE NEWS
ROYAL FLUSH (48) TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
(47-9381) [20-14-2,130] (47-9958) [2-0-1,66]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MUY CALIENTE MARMA THE DUKE
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
(47-9212) [15-16-1,126] (47-9721) [1-2-0,5]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) 39
2. TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 37EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. LAND OF OZ (217) 36 Unchartered Team
4. WHITE WOLVES (832) 34
5. THE PURGE 209 (868) 31 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 8 2 1 80.0 1/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 10 5 1
2/ 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 171 102 8 62.6 2/ 9*TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 8 2 1
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 938 606 31 60.8 3/ 1 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 8 5 1
4/ 2*WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 6 4 0 60.0 4/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 8 6 0
5/ 0 YOU GOT BONED (866) 16 11 1 59.3 5/ 7 LAND OF OZ (217) 7 2 0
6/ 0 SECOND BANANAS (573) 363 255 39 58.7 6/ 2 FAST FOOD (724) 7 8 0
7- 4 SHEWISH DINER (806) 157 121 13 56.5 7/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 6 7 0
8/ 5 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 192 154 16 55.5 8/13 THE RED COMPANY (859) 6 9 0
9/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 37 30 4 55.2 9/ 8 WHITE WOLVES (832) 6 9 0
10/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1015 838 51 54.8 10/12*ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 6 9 0
11/ 9 THE RED COMPANY (859) 239 207 20 53.6 11/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 5 4 0
12/ 0*THE PURGE 209 (868) 10 9 0 52.6 12/14 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 5 5 1
13/10 DARQUE FORCES (396) 400 371 30 51.9 13/ 0*PSY CORPS (867) 5 5 0
14/11 FAST FOOD (724) 251 247 15 50.4 14/ 3 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 4 4 0
15/ 0 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 108 108 4 50.0 15/ 4 DARQUE FORCES (396) 4 4 0
16/ 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 72 72 7 50.0 16/15*ASSASSIN NATION (790) 4 6 1
17-12*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861) 1 1 0 50.0 17/16 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 3 3 0
18/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 223 226 12 49.7 18/25*WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 2 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-14 BASH BROS PARK (766) 158 162 11 49.4 19/ 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 2 3 1
20/15 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 30 34 2 46.9 20/ 0 YOU GOT BONED (866) 2 3 0
21/ 8*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 7 8 1 46.7 21/ 0*THE PURGE 209 (868) 2 3 0
22/ 0*PSY CORPS (867) 13 15 0 46.4 22/ 0 SECOND BANANAS (573) 2 3 0
23-18*DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 16 19 5 45.7 23-18 BASH BROS PARK (766) 1 0 0
24/17 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 84 100 0 45.7 24-20*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861) 1 1 0
25/16*ASSASSIN NATION (790) 8 10 1 44.4 25-17 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 1 4 0
26/19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 41 52 0 44.1 26/10*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 1 4 0
27/20*ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 17 23 0 42.5 27-21*AFFLICTION (862) 0 5 0
28/21 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 41 57 1 41.8 28/ 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 0 4 0
29/23 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 23 36 2 39.0 29/22 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 0 3 0
30-22 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 60 94 4 39.0 30/ 0 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 0 2 0
31/24 WHITE WOLVES (832) 90 153 4 37.0 31-23 SHEWISH DINER (806) 0 1 0
32-25*AFFLICTION (862) 0 5 0 0.0 32-24*DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
KALTOS KAOS INVITATION ALERT
Who: Any and all veteran or newbie Duel2 managers
What: Kaltos Kaos contest [25 rounds]
When: Begins February 1, 2021 [Turn 926] thru January 3, 2022 [Turn 950]
Where: DM 5 in Kaltos Arena
Why: You know why! Hammer is hosting the Kaltos Kaos like he hosted the Morya
Madness over 17 years ago! Only Better!
How: Declare your manager name and team name in the DM 5 Personal Ads; plus send
two (2) Gift Certs to Hammer to complete your registration!
Hammer can be contacted by personal message in the Chatzy Duel2 chat, by old school
Diplo Note or by Email to kaltoskaos@aol.com
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt NORTH FORK will ever be the same. It seems the training can make the
difference, as PAPER TIGERS S19.1 is pushed out of top team by ROYAL FLUSH, who came
from 5th with a 4-1-0 this turn. It doesn't rain, but it pours for SATAN'S MINIONS
this turn, a 1-2-0 causing a 11 flight drop in the team rankings. Hand that team a
dry towel. Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to DARQUE FORCES
for their drop to 15th from 4th. A 1-1-0 can do that. TEAM HAS NO NAME must be
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 10th to 26th this turn, with a 0-2-0
acting as the weight. TRUMP IS HUGE stable has parlayed this turn's 4-1-0 into a 7
space move up the rankings. This brings them up to 2nd place. Good work, guys! The
LAND OF OZ guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You
never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, TIN WOODMAN fought
AGENT 99 and gained 27 points and contributed to LAND OF OZ's 3-1-0. AGENT 99 has
lost to TIN WOODMAN, falling 18 points, while helping make SECOND BANANAS a 2-3-0
turn. Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, CRYING KID has lost the
title of Duelmaster. And all eyes were on TENTENABULATION this turn as it ascended
to the throne of Duelmaster. NORTH FORK has a new victor! Can someone confirm a
rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The
Dripping Blade until they win. Maybe?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. I also notice that the ROYAL FLUSH
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on NORTH FORK, what are you afraid
of? And avoiding ROYAL FLUSH more than any other team we find ABERRANT 5 BLADES.
NORTH FORK, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports
fans, take notice that ACE REPORTER from ROYAL FLUSH was NORTH FORK's most challenged
warrior this turn. In a fit of brilliance or of stupidity (hard to say sometimes),
SHEIK TZU challenged QUEEN LATIFAH today, facing a 27 difference in recognition. And
now nobody knows where QUEEN LATIFAH is right now, after giving SHEIK TZU 13 points
worth of recognition. As quiet chuckles rise behind me. In a brave attempt, PREACH
THE GOSPEL from ABERRANT 5 BLADES challenged up 23 points to fight NORTHWIND from the
BOOK OF THOMAS stable. PREACH THE GOSPEL perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he
was subdued by NORTHWIND and ended up with 10 recognition points. THE WEAPON of BIG
LAKE GROOVE had better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a
challenge which he lost. I thought THE WEAPON showed great skill and promise when he
lost to HUGE WALL. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? You gotta do what you gotta do. DEATHLY HALLOWS has sent MAD-DIE
MOODY to the Dark Arena. The deed is done. Lift the ale, and toast the memory.
Banners at half mast, warriors, ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 has lost JILES, and you might say all
of NORTH FORK has felt the loss, except maybe EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE. Is it really true
that NORTH FORK has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd
ask...
I like this place, NORTH FORK, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in NORTH FORK, but never good to
wear out my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in NORTH
FORK again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TENTENABULATION 9381 20 14 2 130 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRYING KID 8392 14 8 0 132 BASH BROS PARK (766)
MUY CALIENTE 9212 15 16 1 126 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-CHINA PRINCESS 9476 16 9 0 118 LAND OF OZ (217)
ARMENIUS 9159 25 25 0 111 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-STOOGE 9259 16 15 0 108 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
SHEIK TZU 9452 8 11 0 107 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
BRUTUS 9380 18 18 2 106 WHITE WOLVES (832)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 17 29 0 103 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
EN FEUGO 9072 18 18 1 100 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 16 13 2 100 SECOND BANANAS (573)
TIN WOODMAN 9708 8 4 1 95 LAND OF OZ (217)
JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 18 14 0 93 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 17 13 1 91 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 19 33 0 90 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-RUMP ROAST 9066 14 10 3 90 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-FAST EEEK 8682 11 10 0 90 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BLAMM! 9545 10 5 1 89 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
SLY 9989 7 2 1 89 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
-KLEGG HAII 9204 22 22 0 88 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 15 14 0 85 FAST FOOD (724)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 19 14 0 83 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 14 10 0 82 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-BOOYAH 9542 8 5 1 79 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
AGENT 99 8694 14 6 1 78 SECOND BANANAS (573)
HEADLESS NICK 8776 13 15 1 77 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-STUD MUFFIN 9065 6 2 0 75 SHEWISH DINER (806)
GOB BLUTH 9478 10 4 2 74 SECOND BANANAS (573)
THE WHISPER 9757 12 6 1 72 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
MEK-QUAKE 9782 10 6 0 71 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAKE NEWS 9958 2 0 1 66 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
SHOCKWAVE 9784 8 4 0 65 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-UGLY ART 9458 8 2 0 64 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LITTLE BOY 8548 6 7 0 64 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WENDY 9727 12 9 0 63 FAST FOOD (724)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 8 1 0 61 YOU GOT BONED (866)
MONSTER 9618 5 0 2 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-MELSANDRA 9968 4 1 0 53 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
A MARROW ESCAPE 10018 5 2 0 51 YOU GOT BONED (866)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 6 8 1 50 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
FOLLOWER 9839 5 0 0 50 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BUFFY 10047 9 7 0 46 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
TRY ONE 9765 9 7 0 46 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
KING CHARLES 9451 9 9 0 45 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
BURN 10036 4 1 0 45 THE PURGE 209 (868)
ZANDER 10049 6 5 1 41 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
-COW PIE 9281 7 8 1 40 SHEWISH DINER (806)
TRUMP U 9962 2 0 0 38 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
-SOUNDWAVE 9815 5 5 0 37 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
NORTHWIND 9454 5 0 0 36 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
RENEWING THE MIND 9904 5 2 0 35 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-JURINE CAKE 9371 4 9 0 35 SHEWISH DINER (806)
KOOKABURRA 9976 4 1 0 35 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
RAINBOW 9841 3 6 0 35 LAND OF OZ (217)
BELLA 9913 3 2 0 34 THE RED COMPANY (859)
DA MEAT 9930 2 1 1 34 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
RAVAGE 9901 2 2 0 34 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LEAF 9384 5 2 2 33 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-FEATHER 9386 3 4 2 33 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
HILLARY 9534 5 8 1 32 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-ADDICTION 9387 4 2 0 32 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-PLAGUE FACE 9829 2 0 0 31 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
FRENCH TOAST 9843 4 0 0 30 FAST FOOD (724)
-HAMMERHEAD 9383 2 6 0 30 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686 4 1 0 29 BASH BROS PARK (766)
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905 3 4 0 29 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PILLAGE 10035 3 0 0 29 THE PURGE 209 (868)
TURBULENCE 9902 2 0 1 27 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
DARK SOHO 10022 5 2 0 26 PSY CORPS (867)
AQUILLIUS 9732 3 17 0 26 WHITE WOLVES (832)
ACE REPORTER 9897 2 4 0 26 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DRUDGE 9735 4 2 0 25 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846 4 4 0 25 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
THE SINFUL NATURE 9847 4 4 0 24 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SQUINTER 9831 3 1 0 23 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
FAITH 10042 3 0 0 23 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
SLOANE 9922 2 3 0 23 THE RED COMPANY (859)
-SIXSHOT 9919 2 2 1 22 DARQUE FORCES (396)
TOXYGEN 10027 3 2 0 21 PSY CORPS (867)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 5 5 0 20 FAST FOOD (724)
APOCALYPSE 10030 2 1 0 20 THE PURGE 209 (868)
TROLL 10025 3 4 0 19 PSY CORPS (867)
TITUS 9817 3 10 0 19 WHITE WOLVES (832)
G.O.A.T. 9959 2 0 0 19 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
WHOPPER 9835 4 6 0 18 FAST FOOD (724)
YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971 3 1 1 18 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
BRONTES 9414 3 9 0 18 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-NUMEROUS OF TEXES 9935 1 0 0 18 PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816 2 1 0 17 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
HUGE WALL 9960 2 0 0 17 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
-SNOWFLAKE 9659 1 2 1 16 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
THE DELTA 10026 1 5 0 16 PSY CORPS (867)
CONWAY 9720 2 1 1 15 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 2 0 0 15 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
OZONE 9944 2 0 0 15 THE RED COMPANY (859)
DISORDER 9939 1 1 0 14 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
TERTIUS 9923 2 1 0 13 WHITE WOLVES (832)
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 2 3 0 12 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
THE WHISP 9947 2 0 0 12 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CONWAY AD 9961 0 2 0 12 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
BEDLAM 9956 1 1 0 11 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
DIE ROLL 9946 1 1 0 11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711 2 1 0 10 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
POPPY 9927 2 0 0 10 LAND OF OZ (217)
THE WEAPON 9924 1 1 0 10 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PREACH THE GOSPEL 9850 1 7 0 10 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
MYLAELA 9964 1 0 0 10 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
PYRIA 9969 1 0 0 10 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
ABSOLUM 10023 1 0 0 9 PSY CORPS (867)
-VENOM 9951 0 1 0 9 AFFLICTION (862)
-YUPPIE MOTH 9975 1 1 0 8 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
PSYKLOPS 9931 0 4 0 8 THE RED COMPANY (859)
-TATOO 9953 0 1 0 7 AFFLICTION (862)
STABBERS 9750 0 1 0 7 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-FLUNKY 9810 0 1 0 7 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973 0 2 0 6 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
MARMA THE DUKE 9721 1 2 0 5 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
HUGEMONGASS 9836 1 1 0 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
THE WARRIOR 9948 0 2 0 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
HIDEOUS 10006 0 1 0 1 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
ENTRIS 9966 0 1 0 1 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
SACRIFICE 10029 0 1 0 1 THE PURGE 209 (868)
GRUESOME 10005 0 1 0 1 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
TYPHOON 10037 0 1 0 1 THE RED COMPANY (859)
SAREE 9965 0 1 0 1 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
-BELIEVE ME... 9936 0 1 0 1 PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BIBLE PROPORTION 9848 3 5 0 ABERRANT 5 BLADE 858 TURBULENCE 9902 426
AMITY 9952 0 1 0 AFFLICTION 862 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971 425
ROMAN 9955 0 1 0 AFFLICTION 862 FAKE NEWS 9958 425
INFERNO 8332 2 1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790 MONSTER 9618 425
CRAWLIN CREEVEY 10000 0 1 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 AA DESERTER 426 NONE
MAD-DIE MOODY 9523 7 7 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 SPIRIT 426 NONE
BLAH 10002 0 1 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SA 808 MASTER KELLOGG 426 NONE
BLAH 9925 0 1 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SA 808 IC ENFORCER 426 NONE
WICKED WITCH 10003 0 1 0 LAND OF OZ 217 SPIRIT 426 NONE
BLAZE 9560 11 8 1 RUBBER SOUL 6 851 TENTENABULATION 9381 425
COHORT 10004 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 VAR'S NEOPHYTE 426 NONE
DA FEAST 10051 0 1 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 426 NONE
FAT FELLOW 9830 0 2 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 SIXSHOT 9919 423 REVENGED
NI 10052 0 1 0 THE PURGE 209 868 THE CHOSEN ONE 426 NONE
BONEHEAD 10038 0 1 0 YOU GOT BONED 866 AVATAR OF DARKHE 426 NONE
JILES 10050 11 5 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 MUY CALIENTE 9212 426
PERSONAL ADS
Assur, The Crying Kid (acting) of Brash Bash Bros Park is Duelmaster? Really? Hubba,
hubba to The Kid. -- Oz The All Insincere
TWXII Twinkies -- some not announced, some no team name, some no manager name, some no
alliance name, some no certs, some, some, some................................... GET
WITH IT! Your opportunity for great glory is now! -- Oz The All Coordinating (well,
trying to)
Brutus, you albino wolf, you! You bent my tinnery! Tsk, tsk. -- Tin Woodman
Squinter, get some glasses, pal. Maybe that'll help the winning? -- Rainbow (acting
rather colorful after his win)
Conway Ad, poppies put you to sleep, eh? -- Poppy
Health. Humility. Honor. Oz for President! -- The Land Of Oz Gazette
Oz the All-Recovering -- Alas! Our latest bouts were sadly lacking! -- White Wolves
Brains -- Congratulations on your invitation to the Isle! May your Brains stay as
sharp as your weapons! Fare thee well my brother. -- Armenius
Rainbow -- And I am not much better! -- Titus
Whopper -- Why my manager sent me onto the sands with a quarterstaff is beyond me!
Still I didn't do too badly with it for a while! Thank you for the cracked ribs! --
Aquillius
Try One -- I am glad one of us learned something useful and beneficial! Best regards.
-- Titus
Blaze -- I was inpressed with your prowess, sadly my manager was not impressed with
the lack of mine! -- Brutus
Queen Latifah -- You have improved immensely since last we fought. -- Armenius
KNOW ALL YE MEN BY THESE PRESENTS, That the undersigned, For Value Received, has
bargained, sold, assigned and transferred his Warriors and by these presents does
bargain, sell, assign and transfer unto the Gladiatorial Commission, Inc., an
Alastarian corporation (the "Company"), the Warriors transferred pursuant to the
Restricted Contest Agreement (the "Contest") dated the 9th Day of August in the Year
of the Plague, administered by TWX Triumvirate, Inc. (the "Triumvirate"), an
Alastarian No Liability Company, between the Company and the undersigned; and subject
to and in accordance with such Restricted Contest Agreement the undersigned does
hereby constitute and appoint the undersigned's true and lawful attorney, IRREVOCABLY,
to sell assign, transfer, hypothecate, pledge and make over all or any part of such
Warriors and for that purpose to make and execute all necessary acts of assignment and
transfer thereof, and to substitute one or more persons with like full power, hereby
ratifying and confirming all that said attorney or his substitutes shall lawfully do
by virtue hereof without reservation, up to and inclusive of, but not limited to, the
entrance of the team known as You Got Boned (the "Team") into the Contest,
administered the Triumvirate under the promulgated policies, procedures and practices
set forth by the Company for such duration as the parties may find agreeable. The
Team will participate in the Contest under a separate Memorandum of Understanding (the
"MoU") with Paper Tigers (the "Other Team") and doing business as "Da Hong Pao TEABAG"
(the "Alliance") dutifully incorporated under the laws of the city of North Fork. --
Vlad
LG and I, Khisanth will be forming The "K and LG team" for the turf war. My team will
be Zombie squad 6. LG will be our team captain. His team is Weird Alchemy.
May I have your attention please! Announcing the winning entry for Turf Wars: Da-Hong
Pao TEABAG, comprised of Paper Tigers (Riff-Raff) and You Got Boned (Vlad). Please
make your post-contest media requests now, as time slots fill up fast. We will grant
(nearly) all requests for our time, so long as they don't interfere with our tour of
Disney World's Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge. -- RR
Forbidden Fruit -- The anticipation exceeds the experience. -- Sly
Affliction -- Sorry? But seeing Amity all happy and such just made me so mad! --
Yuppie Zealot
Brontes -- You looked better warming up than during the fight. Maybe take it down a
notch? Don't leave your best swings in the bullpen. -- Kookaburra
The Weapon -- Can't wait to hear what clever things Den has to say about this fight.
Hopefully, his creativity has returned after pushing it to the limit with "The Weapon"
of Big Lake "Groove". I mean, where does he come up with this stuff? -- Yuppie Moth
Bedlam -- Apropos. -- A.Yuppie
All -- That's it, our team will be the K & LG Team, and we will be participating in
the upcoming TURF WAR with Khisanth (Team Zombie Squad 6). My team is Weird Alchemy --
La Guillotine
Turf War Tuffies -- Again No Spot This Turn! Have Not Heard from Maximillian either,
so hopefully my partner in Canada shows up for the Turf War 12 competition! -- Hammer,
the Captain of Killer Blades!
Whopper -- Thanks for the victory tune up! Salute! -- Renewing The Mind
Northwind -- At least your victory did not put me in the Infirmary! Salute! -- Preach
The Gospel
Ace Reporter -- Thanks for the win! Salute! -- The Sinful Nature
The Whippersnapper -- At least your victory also spared me from a trip to the
Infirmary! Salute! -- Bible Proportion
Ravage -- Your Challenge and My Loss! You also sent me to the Infirmary! At least I
survived the experience! Salute! -- Victorious Faith
All Swampers -- See You in the Swamp! -- Hammer the WordSmith
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAD-DIE MOODY was butchered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NI was slaughtered by THE CHOSEN ONE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
WICKED WITCH was easily killed by SPIRIT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BLAH was slaughtered by IC ENFORCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CRAWLIN CREEVEY was viciously butchered by AA DESERTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLAH was murdered by MASTER KELLOGG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
DA FEAST was barely slain by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COHORT was savagely slain by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
BONEHEAD was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SHEIK TZU vanquished QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MEK-QUAKE lost to FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BRUTUS vanquished GALLIENUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE WHISPER luckily beat LITTLE BOY in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
KING CHARLES was beaten by WENDY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE SINFUL NATURE was demolished by FOLLOWER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DRUDGE was unbelievably bested by BELLA in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
ACE REPORTER overpowered TITUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PREACH THE GOSPEL was overpowered by NORTHWIND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TURBULENCE butchered BIBLE PROPORTION in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge duel.
VICTORIOUS FAITH viciously subdued CLUB COFFEE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP defeated PSYKLOPS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
THE WEAPON was beaten by HUGE WALL in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
THE WARRIOR was overpowered by DIE ROLL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SLY was bested by ARMENIUS in a 2 minute bout.
JACK E. KENNEDY outlasted FIZBAN in a tiring 12 minute one-sided duel.
TENTENABULATION handily defeated LORD OF BARKNESS in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
BARNEY STINSON devastated HEADLESS NICK in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
MUY CALIENTE slaughtered JILES in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
AGENT 99 was savagely defeated by TIN WOODMAN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
RETURN OF THE KING overpowered GOB BLUTH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VIKING VAMPIRE was savagely defeated by EN FEUGO in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
HELLHOUND HESTATI was savagely defeated by MONSTER in a popular 3 minute fight.
FAKE NEWS handily defeated RAVAGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURN was savagely defeated by THAT'S HUMERUS in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
TRY ONE overpowered YUPPIE ZEALOT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SHOCKWAVE demolished A MARROW ESCAPE in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
BUFFY viciously subdued DA MEAT in a 2 minute brutal veteran vs. amateur battle.
HILLARY was unbelievably bested by TRUMP U in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
KOOKABURRA handily defeated THE DELTA in a 1 minute uneven match.
RENEWING THE MIND luckily beat SLOANE in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
ZANDER handily defeated TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RAINBOW unbelievably bested AQUILLIUS in a popular 4 minute brutal match.
TOXYGEN lost to THE WHIPPERSNAPPER in a 2 minute duel.
WHOPPER was viciously subdued by OZONE in a unpopular 6 minute gruesome match.
DARK SOHO overcame BEDLAM in a 2 minute fight.
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS was bested by APOCALYPSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
PILLAGE handily defeated HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BRONTES was beaten by G.O.A.T. in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice upset fight.
CONWAY AD was vanquished by FRENCH TOAST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CONWAY overcame HIDEOUS in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
FAITH vanquished GRUESOME in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE WHISP overcame HUGEMONGASS in a 3 minute novice's bout.
MARMA THE DUKE was luckily beaten by PYRIA in a 10 minute novice's fight.
DISORDER handily defeated TYPHOON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
POPPY subdued STABBERS in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
TERTIUS overpowered SAREE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ABSOLUM savagely defeated ENTRIS in a 5 minute gory amateur's contest.
MYLAELA overpowered SACRIFICE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 28 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 16 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 LUNGING ATTACK 65 - 58 - 5 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 STRIKING ATTACK 62 - 60 - 2 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 38 - 44 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 30 - 2 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 40 - 3 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 41 - 0 34 |
Turn 426 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 14 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 5
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK TENTENABULATION 9381 20 14 2 130 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SLASHING ATTACK TIN WOODMAN 9708 8 4 1 95 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOTAL PARRY JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 18 14 0 93 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
AIMED BLOW FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 15 14 0 85 FAST FOOD (724)
WALL OF STEEL VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 19 14 0 83 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
LUNGING ATTACK AGENT 99 8694 14 6 1 78 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 8 1 0 61 YOU GOT BONED (866)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RENEWING THE MIND 9904 5 2 0 35 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MUY CALIENTE 9212. The most popular warrior this
turn was MARMA THE DUKE 9721. The ten other most popular fighters were SLOANE 9922,
DRUDGE 9735, EN FEUGO 9072, THAT'S HUMERUS 10010, TIN WOODMAN 9708, HILLARY 9534,
AQUILLIUS 9732, SLY 9989, HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211, and MONSTER 9618.
The least popular fighter this week was OZONE 9944. The other ten least popular
fighters were JACK E. KENNEDY 9406, PYRIA 9969, SACRIFICE 10029, SAREE 9965, TYPHOON
10037, GRUESOME 10005, CONWAY AD 9961, WHOPPER 9835, TROLL 10025, and THE DELTA
10026.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GALLIENUS (47-4956) WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KRAMER 5191 (164-119-4) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6K
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (51-61-0) 0 5 0 THE OPERA
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ASP 7591 (64-89-0) 2 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (47-24-0) 2 3 0 THE OPERA
NO BATHROOM 7764 (121-42-2) 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CYCLONUS 8365 (33-12-1) 3 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
ONE TIME! 8396 (65-41-0) 0 3 0 BAD BEATS
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 (35-27-2) 0 3 0 FAST FOOD
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SKYE 9865 (22-7-0) 1 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
CHABAT 7193 (21-26-1) 0 3 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLIZZARD 8887 (10-4-0) 4 3 0 SNOW FORT
BIG PIGEON 7411 (6-6-0) 2 3 0 THE OPERA
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 (16-9-0) 1 3 0 LAND OF OZ
UGLY ART 9458 (8-2-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
O'JAY 8291 (8-10-1) 0 3 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS
VARS FOLLEY 9025 (15-11-3) 0 3 0 STAR PRAIRIE
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLAZE 9560 (11-7-1) 3 3 0 RUBBER SOUL 6
RICK 8810 (11-1-1) 3 3 0 RICK AND MORTY
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BOOYAH 9542 (8-5-1) 4 3 1 RUBBER SOUL 6
BLAMM! 9545 (10-5-1) 3 3 1 RUBBER SOUL 6
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 (4-1-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
THE WHISPER 9757 (10-6-1) 1 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
ADDICTION 9387 (4-2-0) 0 3 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
FEATHER 9386 (3-4-2) 0 3 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
HAMMERHEAD 9383 (2-5-0) 0 3 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
LEAF 9384 (5-2-2) 0 3 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SOUNDWAVE 9815 (5-4-0) 6 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711 (2-1-0) 4 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
ONRYO OFFICER 9814 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
TIN WOODMAN 9708 (7-3-1) 2 3 0 LAND OF OZ
SNOWFLAKE 9659 (1-2-1) 1 3 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
ANTS 9832 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
FOLLOWER 9839 (3-0-0) 0 3 0 SATAN'S MINIONS
RENEWING THE MIND 9904 (3-2-0) 0 3 0 ABERRANT 5 BLADES
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905 (1-4-0) 0 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUBORDINATE 9790 (2-0-0) 10 3 1 DEAD SATAN'S MINIONS
FLUNKY 9810 (0-1-0) 9 3 0 SATAN'S MINIONS
ROTTING WOOD 9896 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
FRENCH TOAST 9843 (2-0-0) 6 3 0 FAST FOOD
DRUDGE 9735 (3-1-0) 5 3 0 SATAN'S MINIONS
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816 (2-0-0) 3 3 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE
RAVAGE 9901 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
RETRIBUTION 8330 (1-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD ASSASSIN NATION
SLOANE 9922 (1-2-0) 2 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
COSMOS 9900 (4-0-1) 1 2 0 DEAD DARQUE FORCES
TURBULENCE 9902 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 ASSASSIN NATION
BELLA 9913 (1-2-0) 0 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
INFERNO 8332 (2-0-0) 0 3 0 ASSASSIN NATION
PSYKLOPS 9931 (0-2-0) 0 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STABBERS 9750 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS
THE WEAPON 9924 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
DISORDER 9939 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 ASSASSIN NATION
NUMEROUS OF TEXES 9935 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 PET PEEVE PHRASES
POPPY 9927 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 LAND OF OZ
WRATH 9933 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 DEAD ASSASSIN NATION
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JACK EENTHABOCKS 2252 (10-7-0) 7 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
JACK RABBIT 4814 (0-1-0) 5 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
BOSS TEN 1988 (11-12-0) 4 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
BUMBLEBEE 6436 (9-7-0) 4 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
KILL*SWITCH 5809 (10-4-2) 3 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 (9-3-1) 3 3 0 FLOATING PAST
SEX (I'M A) 8704 (10-4-0) 2 3 0 80'S DISCO
TEN A. SHUSS 1642 (1-1-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
TEN IS RAQUET 5815 (9-13-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
ACE VENTURA 3131 (4-6-1) 1 3 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 (16-16-2) 1 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
JACK HAMMER 3790 (9-6-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
STEPHEN KING 8308 (10-4-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
TOP TEN LIST 2953 (3-1-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
LUMBER JACK 2909 (1-1-0) 0 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
POISON OAK 9449 (7-4-0) 9 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
SLUDGE 8470 (9-5-1) 1 2 0 DEAD DARQUE FORCES
SMOKE 9863 (11-6-2) 0 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SNOW MAN 8876 (2-8-0) 5 3 0 SNOW FORT
BROKEN PLAYGROUND 8274 (0-3-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 (14-6-0) 4 3 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE
AETHER MARINE 8755 (1-1-0) 2 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY
BLACK ICE 8459 (0-0-0) 1 2 0 DEAD BASH BROS PARK
FLOODED 9337 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
BLUR 9860 (5-8-0) 0 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
EUREKA 9667 (1-2-0) 0 3 0 LAND OF OZ
OVERGROWN 7853 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD BASH BROS PARK
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LADY FINGERS 9321 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 SHEWISH DINER
MUD FIELD 9287 (0-0-0) 5 3 1 BASH BROS PARK
HOT SAUCE 9697 (6-4-0) 4 3 0 FAST FOOD
ACID QUEEN 9878 (9-2-1) 3 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
ACE PILOT 8693 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 ROYAL FLUSH
NONO NOWAY 8268 (3-3-0) 2 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MR COSMOS 9538 (2-0-0) 6 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY
PUNISHMENT 8328 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 ASSASSIN NATION
FONZIE 9238 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
REVEREND JIM 9229 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 DEAD SECOND BANANAS
HELLION 9857 (1-1-0) 3 3 1 THE RED COMPANY
MADMAN 9870 (1-1-0) 2 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
TERMINATOR 9862 (0-2-0) 2 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
TORTOISE 9880 (1-2-1) 2 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
THE CHAMPION 9401 (2-2-1) 1 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
BOLT 9859 (0-2-0) 0 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
STINGER 9858 (0-2-0) 0 3 0 THE RED COMPANY
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SERGEANT 1 (10-6252) MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
BLACK GOLD (21-3886) THE COLOUR OF NEON (354)
TITANIUM (71-7081) WAR-C-KERS (812)
ULTIMATE WRATH (82-30136) LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937)
ME LUNGER (82-30789) YOU JANE (5054)
HELLBOUND (82-43402) INK & STEEL X (7273)
MOOSE (84-19656) SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)
HOTEL ARIZONA (84-29194) BEING THERE (5172)
THE BURPER (84-36813) NAMED BY MARK (6435)
RYAN (84-48181) THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (8333)
HAZARD (85-122) CFC 15 (20)
INNUK SHUK (85-12276) WORLD BLADES 15 (2240)
TIGGER (85-19649) A WINNA (3594)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes