DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/16/2021    Duedate: 03/15/2021

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-428

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EN FEUGO
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
(47-9072) [20-18-1,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MUY CALIENTE                   FAKE NEWS
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)      TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
(47-9212) [17-16-1,139]        (47-9958) [4-0-1,92]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MUY CALIENTE                   BARNEY STINSON
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)      SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-9212) [17-16-1,139]        (47-8307) [18-13-2,127]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SECOND BANANAS (573)        61
2. LAND OF OZ (217)            52EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            39      Unchartered Team
4. PSY CORPS (867)             34
5. TRUMP IS HUGE (863)         33      TRUMP IS HUGE (863)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       13   7  1 65.0   1/ 3 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     9  4 1
 2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 178 105  8 62.9   2/15 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  5 0
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         944 610 31 60.7   3/10 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  9  6 1
 4/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     369 259 39 58.8   4/ 1*TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       9  6 0
 5/ 6*WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      11   8  0 57.9   5/17 FAST FOOD (724)           9  6 0
 6/ 8 SHEWISH DINER (806)      161 127 14 55.9   6/ 4 THE RED COMPANY (859)     8  7 1
 7/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1019 844 52 54.7   7/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  7 1
 8/ 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    194 161 16 54.6   8/ 7 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   8  7 1
 9/ 7 YOU GOT BONED (866)       20  17  1 54.1   9/26 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  7 0
10/ 0*BORN TO MACK (639)        14  12  1 53.8  10/20*WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      7  6 0
11/12 THE RED COMPANY (859)    245 211 21 53.7  11/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  6 0
12/11 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      39  36  5 52.0  12/14*PSY CORPS (867)           7  8 2
13/17*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    13  12  1 52.0  13/ 9*THE PURGE 209 (868)       7  8 1
14/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)      405 376 30 51.9  14/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      7  8 0
15/ 5*THE PURGE 209 (868)       15  14  1 51.7  15/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)       6  6 0
16/15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     78  76  7 50.6  16/23*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    6  6 0
17/16 FAST FOOD (724)          257 251 15 50.6  17/24 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     6  8 0
18/14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     113 112  4 50.2  18/25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  9 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      228 231 12 49.7  19/27*AFFLICTION (862)          5  5 0
20/19 BASH BROS PARK (766)     163 167 11 49.4  20/18 BASH BROS PARK (766)      5  5 0
21/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     92 102  1 47.4  21/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      5  6 0
22/21*PSY CORPS (867)           18  20  2 47.4  22/11 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      5  7 1
23/22 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)       33  37  4 47.1  23/16 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  5  8 0
24/26 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   23  27  1 46.0  24/22 YOU GOT BONED (866)       5  8 0
25/24 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  34  40  2 45.9  25/ 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     5  9 0
26-27*ASSASSIN NATION (790)      8  10  1 44.4  26/ 8 WHITE WOLVES (832)        5 10 0
27/28 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     45  58  1 43.7  27/29 SHEWISH DINER (806)       4  6 1
28/25 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     19  26  5 42.2  28/ 0*BORN TO MACK (639)        3  2 0
29-29 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  41  57  1 41.8  29/31 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)       3  7 0
30/30 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      28  41  2 40.6  30/28 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     3  7 0
31/32 WHITE WOLVES (832)        92 161  4 36.4  31-21*ASSASSIN NATION (790)     2  3 1
32/33*AFFLICTION (862)           5  10  0 33.3  32-33 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                       Turf War
                                    Turn 2 Scoring

                        Total                Full  Certs
                        Score Alliance  Wins Teams Score Score
                         72    TToF       15   4     15    72    
                         63    NF         12   4     15    63    
                         63    MASH       12   4     15    63    
                         57    GBH        10   4     15    57    
                         57    TH         10   4     15    57    
                         57    DC         10   4     15    57    
                         54    FtN        9    4     15    54    
                         54    PM         9    4     15    54    
                         54    SPBL       9    4     15    54    
                         51    DHPT       8    4     15    51    
                         51    SO         10   3     15    51    
                         42    KLG        7    3     15    42    
                         36    HP         7    2     15    36    
                         6     TR         2    1     0     6     

          Individual                                           Endurance
          Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
          24         TToF                                                
           12         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE           5/3         10/10,   2  
           12         SATAN'S MINIONS               5/3         10/10,   2  
          27         NF                                                  
           15         FAST FOOD                     5/4         10/10,   2  
           12         TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/3         10/10,   2  
          36         MASH                                                
           18         LAND OF OZ                    5/5         10/10,   2  
           18         SECOND BANANAS                5/5         10/10,   2  
          24         GBH                                                 
           12         REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/3         10/10,   2  
           12         DEATHLY HALLOWS               5/3         10/10,   2  
          15         TH                                                  
           9          DARQUE FORCES                 5/2         10/10,   2  
           6          THE PURGE 209                 5/1         10/10,   2  
          18         DC                                                  
           9          PSY CORPS                     5/2         10/10,   2  
           9          AFFLICTION                    5/2         10/10,   2  
          27         FtN                                                 
           15         ROYAL FLUSH                   5/4         10/10,   2  
           12         BOOK OF THOMAS                5/3         10/10,   2  
          15         PM                                                  
           9          SHEWISH DINER                 5/2         10/10,   2  
           6          BASH BROS PARK                5/1         10/10,   2  
          18         SPBL                                                
           12         ABERRANT 5 BLADES             5/3         10/10,   2  
           6          DOWNWARD SPIRAL               5/1         10/10,   2  
          18         DHPT                                                
           9          PAPER TIGERS S19.1            5/2         10/10,   2  
           9          YOU GOT BONED                 5/2         10/10,   2  
          24         SO                                                  
           12         WRATHMEN 23-19                5/3         9/10,    2   
           12         TRUMP IS HUGE                 5/3         10/10,   2  
          15         KLG                                                 
           9          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/2         10/10,   2  
           6          ZOMBIE SQUAD 6                5/1         8/10,    2   
          9          HP                                                  
           6          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/1         9/10,    2   
           3          BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/0         9/10,    2   
          6          TR                                                  
           9          SMOKED OUT!!!                 5/2         10/10,   2  
          -3          SOULFORGE                     0/0         0/10,    0   

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of NORTH FORK!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team TRUMP IS HUGE was 
unseated this week as SATAN'S MINIONS moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot 
with a 3-2-1 record for the round.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of 
LAND OF OZ.  How else weeks like this one's 5-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 2nd 
team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with FAST FOOD's team 
record!  A 4-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 5th place ranking.  I have begun to 
suspect trickery on the part of SECOND BANANAS.  How else weeks like this one's 
5-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 9th team?  My tutors were fond of telling me that 
the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 went 1-4-0 and 
fell 11 notches into 22nd!  BIG LAKE GROOVE bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 25th position as the result of going 0-5-0!  
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week WHITE WOLVES went 0-5-0 and fell 18 notches into 26th!  My praise to ROYAL FLUSH 
for their 4-1-1 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round 
deserving of notice!  BAUM caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as 
he skillfully bested TERTIUS and was awarded 21 points in recognition.  In one of the 
week's more notable duels, FAKE NEWS put down SLY, causing it to lose 14 points of 
recognition in the process.  Unwilling to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster EN 
FEUGO challenged SHEIK TZU last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne.  
Not for nothing has EN FEUGO in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and 
this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  Informants "close" to the city 
champion have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  
Watch out!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I saw one fighter that warriors 
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began.  BASH BROS PARK is feared.  This 
much I can say.  Apparently the stalwarts of SECOND BANANAS are catching the bulk of 
jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk 
at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters 
are after HAMMERHEAD.  Watch your back!  As a gladiator gets older, the icy grip of 
fear lays hold of its heart.  True, MUY CALIENTE?  Who could miss your "brave" 
challenge of MEK-QUAKE?  The weight of the challenge fell hard upon MEK-QUAKE and 
predictably he was beat by MUY CALIENTE.  This is how to arouse the anger of an 
entire guild!  For some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory.  See, 
gladiators, how A MARROW ESCAPE of YOU GOT BONED challenged down 30 points to 
PILLAGE.  Few would not have guessed the outcome of the bout as PILLAGE was bested by 
A MARROW ESCAPE.  Is this what passes for courage in NORTH FORK?  ROTTING WOOD must 
really be harboring a grudge against the EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE guild!  Merciless, 24 
challenged down PICANTE points this week to duel with he.  All the city knows the 
duel went in favor of ROTTING WOOD.  I shall not fail to spread the word in other 
cities of this "mighty" victory.  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games 
this week, it seems that BARNEY STINSON posted a challenge against the more highly 
recognized CRYING KID.  The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand BARNEY STINSON 
subdued CRYING KID.  Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  RETURN OF THE KING has sworn to take up religion upon living to 
tell of its recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors.  A rare thing indeed!  This week 
marked the last days of AQUILLIUS who at 3-18-0 was dispatched to the Dark Arena by 
the command of WHITE WOLVES' demanding management.  Look no more for TITUS in the 
arena or on the streets of NORTH FORK.  His fate was sealed in the Dark Arena.  
Inevitable for one at 3-11-0.  The warrior's path is harsh.  For mediocrity there is 
but one reward--death.  This past week FEATHER, at 4-5-2, departed NORTH FORK 
forever.  I must report the passing of SOUNDWAVE, veteran of many duels.  5-7-0 final 
record His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  The warrior's path is 
harsh.  For mediocrity there is but one reward--death.  This past week ZANDER, at 
7-6-2, departed NORTH FORK forever.  My hearty congratulations ADDICTION, for thy 
revenge upon THE DELTA, slayer of thy fallen comrade.  Next time it will know better, 
eh?  SACRIFICE must hold silent, for this week she was humbled in the arena by a 
successful Bloodfeud won by RUBEUS HALBERD of DEATHLY HALLOWS.  Hail RUBEUS HALBERD 
for thy victory!  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena 
there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by 
the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EN FEUGO 9072                20  18  1   118       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUY CALIENTE 9212            17  16  1   139       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CHINA PRINCESS 9476          18   9  0   138       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CRYING KID 8392              15   9  0   136       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307          18  13  2   127       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 STOOGE 9259                  18  15  0   120       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 FAST EEEK 8682               13  10  0   111       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 ARMENIUS 9159                26  26  0   106       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038           20  34  0   106       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 TIN WOODMAN 9708              9   5  1   106       LAND OF OZ (217)
 TENTENABULATION 9381         21  15  2   105       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 KLEGG HAII 9204              23  23  0    95       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 GOB BLUTH 9478               11   5  2    94       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         16  15  0    93       FAST FOOD (724)
 AGENT 99 8694                15   7  1    92       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FAKE NEWS 9958                4   0  1    92       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622          17  15  1    91       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423        15  11  0    90       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406         19  15  0    89       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          20  15  0    87       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BRUTUS 9380                  18  20  2    85       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SHEIK TZU 9452                8  13  0    84       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 UGLY ART 9458                 8   4  0    84       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              15  11  3    83       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 STUD MUFFIN 9065              7   3  0    83       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 FOLLOWER 9839                 7   0  1    82       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLY 9989                      8   3  1    80       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               10   8  0    76       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 LITTLE BOY 8548               7   8  0    75       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 A MARROW ESCAPE 10018         7   2  0    71       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 WENDY 9727                   14   9  0    68       FAST FOOD (724)
 THE WHISPER 9757             13   7  1    68       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 MELSANDRA 9968                6   1  0    67       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 BUFFY 10047                  10   8  0    61       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 COW PIE 9281                  8   9  2    61       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 MONSTER 9618                  6   1  2    61       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784                9   5  0    59       DARQUE FORCES (396)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURN 10036                    6   1  0    56       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 KOOKABURRA 9976               6   1  0    55       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 DARK SOHO 10022               7   2  0    54       PSY CORPS (867)
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 SGT STANDANKO 5929            7   7  0    53       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211        7   9  1    52       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 NORTHWIND 9454                7   0  0    51       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904        7   2  0    50       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 PLAGUE FACE 9829              4   0  0    50       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 KING CHARLES 9451            10  10  0    49       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 CHONG 5927                    8   6  0    49       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686            5   2  0    49       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 RAVAGE 9901                   4   2  0    47       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 TOXYGEN 10027                 4   3  1    46       PSY CORPS (867)
 TRY ONE 9765                 10   8  0    45       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010          8   3  0    45       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 LEAF 9384                     6   3  2    45       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 ADDICTION 9387                5   3  0    44       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 MR NICE GUY 5931              6   8  1    43       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 T.H.C. 5928                   6   8  1    43       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       4   3  1    43       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 DA MEAT 9930                  3   2  1    43       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 FLUNKY 9810                   2   1  0    43       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CHEECH 5930                   6   8  2    42       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 JURINE CAKE 9371              5  10  0    42       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905       4   5  0    40       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 HILLARY 9534                  6   9  1    38       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 PILLAGE 10035                 4   1  0    37       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 BELLA 9913                    4   3  0    37       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 CAPTAIN KIRK 5954             3   2  1    37       BORN TO MACK (639)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 DRUDGE 9735                   5   3  0    36       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 HAMMERHEAD 9383               2   8  0    36       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 TRUMP U 9962                  2   2  0    36       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 SLOANE 9922                   4   3  0    35       THE RED COMPANY (859)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOPPER 9835                  5   7  0    33       FAST FOOD (724)
 ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816        4   1  0    33       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711      3   2  0    33       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 RICO SUAVE 5951               4   1  0    32       BORN TO MACK (639)
 STABBERS 9750                 2   1  0    32       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 THE DELTA 10026               2   6  1    31       PSY CORPS (867)
 G.O.A.T. 9959                 4   0  0    30       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896             2   0  0    30       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847        6   4  0    29       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 RAINBOW 9841                  4   7  0    29       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPOOK SOLDIER 9722            3   1  0    28       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 FRENZY 9949                   1   1  0    28       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 APOCALYPSE 10030              3   2  0    27       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-TURBULENCE 9902               2   0  1    27       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833              6   6  0    26       FAST FOOD (724)
 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971            4   2  1    26       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 BRONTES 9414                  4  10  0    26       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BAUM 10053                    1   1  0    26       LAND OF OZ (217)
 POPPY 9927                    3   1  0    24       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CONWAY AD 9961                1   3  0    24       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 ANTS 9832                     1   1  0    24       BASH BROS PARK (766)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABSOLUM 10023                 1   2  0    23       PSY CORPS (867)
 RUBEUS HALBERD 10058          1   1  0    22       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 TROLL 10025                   4   5  0    21       PSY CORPS (867)
 SIXSHOT 9919                  3   3  1    21       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 KNUCKLE SAMMICH 10011         2   0  0    21       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 STIFFLER 5952                 3   2  0    20       BORN TO MACK (639)
 OZONE 9944                    3   1  0    20       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 TYPHOON 10037                 2   1  1    20       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 VENOM 9951                    1   2  0    19       AFFLICTION (862)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846         4   6  0    18       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 SQUINTER 9831                 3   3  0    18       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 MYLAELA 9964                  3   0  0    18       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       2   0  1    18       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 ACE REPORTER 9897             2   6  0    18       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SAREE 9965                    1   2  0    18       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 CONWAY 9720                   3   2  1    15       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THE WHISP 9947                2   2  0    14       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950         2   3  0    14       BORN TO MACK (639)
-DISORDER 9939                 1   1  0    14       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 PSYKLOPS 9931                 0   6  0    14       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059          2   0  0    12       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ALCHEMIST 9827                2   0  0    12       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 SACRIFICE 10029               1   2  1    12       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054      1   1  0    12       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 PREACH THE GOSPEL 9850        1   9  0    12       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973          0   4  0    12       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 TERTIUS 9923                  3   2  0    11       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-BEDLAM 9956                   1   1  0    11       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 TOO $HORT 5953                2   4  0    10       BORN TO MACK (639)
 DIE ROLL 9946                 2   2  0    10       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 YUPPIE MOTH 9975              1   3  0    10       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 SALSA VERDE 10062             1   1  0    10       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066            1   0  0    10       FAST FOOD (724)
 LYCAN 10007                   1   1  0    10       AFFLICTION (862)
 BONE DRY 10057                0   2  0    10       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 RANNI 10009                   1   1  0     8       AFFLICTION (862)
 SERF 10056                    1   1  0     8       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 THE WARRIOR 9948              0   4  0     8       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 MARMA THE DUKE 9721           1   4  0     7       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 HUGEMONGASS 9836              1   3  0     6       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 QUAKE 10071                   1   0  0     6       AFFLICTION (862)
 RECON REVENANT 10067          1   0  0     6       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 PICANTE 10063                 0   2  0     2       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 KARL 10074                    0   1  0     1       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
-HIDEOUS 10006                 0   1  0     1       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 THE WINNER 10070              0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BLEH 10065                    0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
-GRUESOME 10005                0   1  0     1       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 I'M PREGNANT 10068            0   1  0     1       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONE UP 10064                 0   1  0     1       YOU GOT BONED (866)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BIBLE PROPORTION 9848   3  5 0 ABERRANT 5 BLADE 858 TURBULENCE 9902       426   
AMITY 9952              0  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971    425   
CYBER 10008             0  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       TRIALS OF VICTO 10055 427   
ROMAN 9955              0  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       FAKE NEWS 9958        425   
TATOO 9953              1  2 0 AFFLICTION 862       VAR'S NEOPHYTE        428  NONE
INFERNO 8332            2  1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790  MONSTER 9618          425   
SOUNDWAVE 9815          5  7 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    TOXYGEN 10027         428   
FAWKES 10069            0  1 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  AA DESERTER           428  NONE
HOOKSHANKS 10001        0  1 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  SACRIFICE 10029       427  JUST REVENGED
FEATHER 9386            4  5 2 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  COW PIE 9281          428   
SNOWFLAKE 9659          1  3 1 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  THE DELTA 10026       427  JUST REVENGED
FRENCH TOAST 9843       4  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        ZANDER 10049          427   
BLAZE 9560             11  8 1 RUBBER SOUL 6 851    TENTENABULATION 9381  425   
NI 10075                0  1 0 THE PURGE 209 868    ZORSEA                428  NONE
DEFENSE TEAM 10072      0  1 0 TRUMP IS HUGE 863    MASTER KELLOGG        428  NONE
HUGE WALL 9960          2  1 0 TRUMP IS HUGE 863    PRINCESS BUTTERP 9687 427   
AQUILLIUS 9732          3 19 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     AVATAR OF DARKHE      428  NONE
TITUS 9817              3 12 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     ZORSEA                428  NONE
ENTRIS 9966             0  3 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864   SPIRIT                428  NONE
FUNNY BONE 10012        0  1 0 YOU GOT BONED 866    TYPHOON 10037         427   
BYE 10073               0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   IC ENFORCER           428  NONE
JILES 10050            11  5 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   MUY CALIENTE 9212     426   
WALKER 10060            0  2 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   ZORSEA                428  NONE
ZANDER 10049            7  6 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   FOLLOWER 9839         428   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I blame it on Trump, Teabags, and Terribly Inaccurate Scoring. There is no way Mashies 
could start in last place. I demand a recount! -- Oz The All Incited

Assur, apparently your auto scoring mechanism doesn't work properly! Your joke to 
score the best team "Mashies" into last place was not at all funny. You are getting 
more like Lady Deb every day. -- Oz The All Pained

Ants, you fooled me. Next time I will be ready and will conjure up an anteater. -- 
Baum, Land of Oz

Stabbers, man, that hurt. I feel plucked. -- Poppy, Land of Oz

Lord Of Barkness, please don't mind me for giggling about your recent challenge. I 
suppose your silly manager put you up to that? Well, thanks. -- China Princess, Land 
Of Oz

Armenius, if only I had a heart. -- Tin Woodman

Some where, over the rainbow, way up high, that confounded North Wind is blowing cold 
and blustery ..... So, blow him away, Book Of Thomas! -- Rainbow, Land Of Oz

Health. Humility. Honor. (Mostly a healthy bit of the middle one for the Mashies of 
late.) -- Oz The All Too Humbled

Wasby the Great declares for the Turf War.  Alliance is with Toker.

North Fork -- Well, yet another pud graduates from here from the Royal Flush squad.   
For those that want a good laugh, Return of the King 14(1)-9-(1)-9-9-15-10-21 AB, 17-
30, AdEx Attack, Expert Parry.   Commission says favourites are Low/Very Low, 
Scimitar, Learns Initiative, no Tactic. By Royal Flush accounts, he learned 22 skills 
on our arena sands in 45 attempts to learn skills.   And twice, he learned 2 skills in 
a fight, so that 25 fights here in North Fork that he failed to learn a single skill. 
Despite being Crip's first AB to graduate with a Scimitar favourite weapon, we bid him 
an unpleasant retirement. -- The Entire Squad of Royal Flush.

All -- Not the return I was looking for with a 1-4, however I see an up-swing against 
fierce competition here in the Turf Warb& Time will tell, it feels good to be back.-
Toker  Sent from Mail for Windows 10 We knew the awesomeness that is our teaming 
together would be too much for you all to bear.  It was going to be unfair!  
Therefore, the High Priests decided to "spot" you all a bit of a lead by having 
neither of us fight a full team on turn one.  You are welcome! -- DD
P.S. What are the odds that Den and I would BOTH lose a warrior in the tourney from 
this arena.  I smell a conspiracy!

Try One -- Well you did, I guess, and found out you didn't like it much. -- Hellhound 
Hestati

Turf War Tuffies and All Swampers --- The combination of being snowed in and slowly 
trying to shovel snow off the driveway to get to the road without much significant 
progress; plus, a close Minister Friend graduating to Heaven unexpectedly, has 
depleted my energy for writing! --- Hammer, the Captain of Spiral Blades

Tin Woodman -- Sorry I bent your tinnery!  Bring it round to our stable and I will 
gladly hammer it back into shape while we share a couple of flagons of wine and 
compare scars and notes! -- Brutus

Gallienus -- Nice duck and roll but it wasn't enough to save you!  I hope your wounds 
are healing nicely! -- Brutus

Ace Reporter -- Ouch!  What the **** just happened? -- Titus

Saree -- That wasn't the right way to treat a lady!  I promise to be more gentle next 
time! -- Tertius

Rainbow -- Congratulations on your victory, very much deserved! -- Aquillius

Sly -- You may have lost the duel but you certainly gained more from the experience 
than I did!  Good luck in the arena.  I shall watch your progress with great interest! 
-- Armenius

Klegg Hall -- That's twice you have nearly chopped my arm off! -- Brutus

Feather -- Thank you for the skills lesson and the bruises! -- Aquillius

Troll -- I think I am lucky to still be alive! -- Titus

Tin Woodman -- Well fought!  Try wearing some armour next time. -- Armenius

Whopper -- Thanks for the skills lesson!  That was fun! -- Tertius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RETURN OF THE KING butchered IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
AQUILLIUS was slaughtered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TITUS was murdered by ZORSEA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TATOO was barely slain by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
ENTRIS was assassinated by SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WALKER was butchered by ZORSEA in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NI was assassinated by ZORSEA in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
BYE was butchered by IC ENFORCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
FAWKES was assassinated by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DEFENSE TEAM was dispatched by MASTER KELLOGG in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
ADDICTION won victory over THE DELTA in a popular 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
RUBEUS HALBERD vanquished SACRIFICE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
RANNI was overpowered by TRIALS OF VICTORY in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud match.
PLAGUE FACE overpowered HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EN FEUGO demolished SHEIK TZU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title competition.
VIKING VAMPIRE was demolished by FAST EEEK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
QUEEN LATIFAH handily defeated RUMP ROAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
TENTENABULATION won victory over KLEGG HAII in a 1 minute master's Challenge bout.
MUY CALIENTE savagely defeated MEK-QUAKE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BARNEY STINSON overpowered CRYING KID in a exciting 4 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ARMENIUS was overpowered by CHINA PRINCESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TIN WOODMAN viciously subdued FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
AGENT 99 demolished THE WHISPER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
STUD MUFFIN vanquished SHOCKWAVE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
LORD OF BARKNESS savagely defeated UGLY ART in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
JACK E. KENNEDY savagely defeated HEADLESS NICK in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
HELLHOUND HESTATI was demolished by LITTLE BOY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
A MARROW ESCAPE vanquished PILLAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MELSANDRA handily defeated MR NICE GUY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BUFFY vanquished BROKEN FAUCET in a 3 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
FEATHER was slaughtered by COW PIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
LEAF was overpowered by DARK SOHO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BELLA was beaten by RAVAGE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
JURINE CAKE was narrowly defeated by RENEWING THE MIND in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
THAT'S HUMERUS was devastated by MONSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHONG subdued THE WHIPPERSNAPPER in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
RAINBOW beat PSYKLOPS in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
SPOOK SOLDIER was overpowered by FLUNKY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HILLARY overcame APPARITIONAL ARCHER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DA MEAT vanquished SIXSHOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ROTTING WOOD overpowered PICANTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
TOXYGEN easily killed SOUNDWAVE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP viciously subdued TRUMP U in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
POPPY subdued SQUINTER in a action packed 6 minute Challenge conflict.
VENOM overcame PREACH THE GOSPEL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ANTS was devastated by FRENZY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WHOPPER handily defeated APOCALYPSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SALSA VERDE was outlasted by OZONE in a slow 8 minute Challenge battle.
CONWAY slimly won victory over ANDORIAN YUPPIE in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
DRACO MAL FOIL beat HUGEMONGASS in a 4 minute bloody novice's Challenge fray.
MARMA THE DUKE was vanquished by SAREE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KNUCKLE SAMMICH viciously subdued LYCAN in a 3 minute novice's Challenge bout.
TYPHOON overpowered THE WARRIOR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DIE ROLL was handily defeated by STABBERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
STOOGE savagely defeated BRUTUS in a 2 minute gory master's battle.
SLY was bested by FAKE NEWS in a 2 minute veteran's match.
GOB BLUTH bested HOBO CASSEROLE in a popular 1 minute brawl.
WENDY defeated T.H.C. in a popular 3 minute master's duel.
FOLLOWER slew ZANDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
SGT STANDANKO devastated BRONTES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRY ONE overpowered TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DRUDGE was handily defeated by KING CHARLES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHEECH was overpowered by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BURN outlasted RICO SUAVE in a 7 minute duel.
NORTHWIND viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gory veteran vs. novice bout.
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS vanquished BONE DRY in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SLOANE demolished VICTORIOUS FAITH in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CAPTAIN KIRK overpowered ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
G.O.A.T. demolished YUPPIE MOTH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE SINFUL NATURE beat MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE in a exciting 1 minute match.
YUPPIE ZEALOT overpowered TOO $HORT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLUB COFFEE defeated THE WHISP in a 3 minute brawl.
ABSOLUM was unbelievably bested by STIFFLER in a 5 minute struggle.
CONWAY AD demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven match.
BAUM devastated TERTIUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
MYLAELA won victory over BONE UP in a 1 minute novice's melee.
SERF was overcome by WILT CHAMBERLAIN in a 1 minute novice's melee.
ALCHEMIST won victory over THE WINNER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
I'M PREGNANT was handily defeated by ORIGINAL JOE in a 1 minute uneven match.
RECON REVENANT viciously subdued BLEH in a 1 minute brutal novice's duel.
QUAKE slimly won victory over KARL in a 3 minute brutal amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  40         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -   9 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         LUNGING ATTACK    98 -  84 -  7      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         STRIKING ATTACK   83 -  72 -  6      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         AIMED BLOW        49 -  52 -  4      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  29 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  15 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  39 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  52 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  52 -  4      37  |

Turn 428 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 15         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        10 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  7         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    20 - 20     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   EN FEUGO 9072              20  18  1  118 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BASHING ATTACK   CHINA PRINCESS 9476        18   9  0  138 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOTAL PARRY      CRYING KID 8392            15   9  0  136 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  BARNEY STINSON 8307        18  13  2  127 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK  TIN WOODMAN 9708            9   5  1  106 LAND OF OZ (217)
AIMED BLOW       FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632       16  15  0   93 FAST FOOD (724)
WALL OF STEEL    LORD OF BARKNESS 9423      15  11  0   90 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    STUD MUFFIN 9065            7   3  0   83 SHEWISH DINER (806)
PARRY-STRIKE     RAVAGE 9901                 4   2  0   47 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PARRY-LUNGE      THAT'S HUMERUS 10010        8   3  0   45 YOU GOT BONED (866)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MUY CALIENTE 9212.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BARNEY STINSON 8307.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE DELTA 
10026, JURINE CAKE 9371, SQUINTER 9831, TIN WOODMAN 9708, KNUCKLE SAMMICH 10011, 
WENDY 9727, TATOO 9953, MUY CALIENTE 9212, CHINA PRINCESS 9476, and BUFFY 10047.

The least popular fighter this week was OZONE 9944.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BURN 10036, BLEH 10065, I'M PREGNANT 10068, SERF 10056, BONE UP 10064, 
STIFFLER 5952, TOO $HORT 5953, YUPPIE MOTH 9975, VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846, and BONE DRY 
10057.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EN FEUGO (47-9072) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
ARMENIUS (47-9159) WHITE WOLVES (832)
QUEEN LATIFAH (47-9038) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TENTENABULATION (47-9381) ROYAL FLUSH (48)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HEADLESS NICK (47-8776) DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
RETURN OF THE KING (47-9124) ROYAL FLUSH (48)