DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/16/2021 Duedate: 03/15/2021
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-428
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EN FEUGO
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
(47-9072) [20-18-1,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MUY CALIENTE FAKE NEWS
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
(47-9212) [17-16-1,139] (47-9958) [4-0-1,92]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MUY CALIENTE BARNEY STINSON
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-9212) [17-16-1,139] (47-8307) [18-13-2,127]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SECOND BANANAS (573) 61
2. LAND OF OZ (217) 52EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 39 Unchartered Team
4. PSY CORPS (867) 34
5. TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 33 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 13 7 1 65.0 1/ 3 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 9 4 1
2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 178 105 8 62.9 2/15 LAND OF OZ (217) 9 5 0
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 944 610 31 60.7 3/10 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 9 6 1
4/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573) 369 259 39 58.8 4/ 1*TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 9 6 0
5/ 6*WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 11 8 0 57.9 5/17 FAST FOOD (724) 9 6 0
6/ 8 SHEWISH DINER (806) 161 127 14 55.9 6/ 4 THE RED COMPANY (859) 8 7 1
7/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1019 844 52 54.7 7/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 7 1
8/ 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 194 161 16 54.6 8/ 7 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 8 7 1
9/ 7 YOU GOT BONED (866) 20 17 1 54.1 9/26 SECOND BANANAS (573) 8 7 0
10/ 0*BORN TO MACK (639) 14 12 1 53.8 10/20*WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 7 6 0
11/12 THE RED COMPANY (859) 245 211 21 53.7 11/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 7 6 0
12/11 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 39 36 5 52.0 12/14*PSY CORPS (867) 7 8 2
13/17*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 13 12 1 52.0 13/ 9*THE PURGE 209 (868) 7 8 1
14/13 DARQUE FORCES (396) 405 376 30 51.9 14/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 7 8 0
15/ 5*THE PURGE 209 (868) 15 14 1 51.7 15/12 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 6 0
16/15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 78 76 7 50.6 16/23*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 6 6 0
17/16 FAST FOOD (724) 257 251 15 50.6 17/24 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 6 8 0
18/14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 113 112 4 50.2 18/25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 6 9 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 228 231 12 49.7 19/27*AFFLICTION (862) 5 5 0
20/19 BASH BROS PARK (766) 163 167 11 49.4 20/18 BASH BROS PARK (766) 5 5 0
21/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 92 102 1 47.4 21/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 5 6 0
22/21*PSY CORPS (867) 18 20 2 47.4 22/11 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 5 7 1
23/22 SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 33 37 4 47.1 23/16 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 5 8 0
24/26 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 23 27 1 46.0 24/22 YOU GOT BONED (866) 5 8 0
25/24 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 34 40 2 45.9 25/ 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 5 9 0
26-27*ASSASSIN NATION (790) 8 10 1 44.4 26/ 8 WHITE WOLVES (832) 5 10 0
27/28 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 45 58 1 43.7 27/29 SHEWISH DINER (806) 4 6 1
28/25 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 19 26 5 42.2 28/ 0*BORN TO MACK (639) 3 2 0
29-29 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 41 57 1 41.8 29/31 SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 3 7 0
30/30 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 28 41 2 40.6 30/28 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 3 7 0
31/32 WHITE WOLVES (832) 92 161 4 36.4 31-21*ASSASSIN NATION (790) 2 3 1
32/33*AFFLICTION (862) 5 10 0 33.3 32-33 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War
Turn 2 Scoring
Total Full Certs
Score Alliance Wins Teams Score Score
72 TToF 15 4 15 72
63 NF 12 4 15 63
63 MASH 12 4 15 63
57 GBH 10 4 15 57
57 TH 10 4 15 57
57 DC 10 4 15 57
54 FtN 9 4 15 54
54 PM 9 4 15 54
54 SPBL 9 4 15 54
51 DHPT 8 4 15 51
51 SO 10 3 15 51
42 KLG 7 3 15 42
36 HP 7 2 15 36
6 TR 2 1 0 6
Individual Endurance
Score Team Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
24 TToF
12 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 5/3 10/10, 2
12 SATAN'S MINIONS 5/3 10/10, 2
27 NF
15 FAST FOOD 5/4 10/10, 2
12 TEAM HAS NO NAME 5/3 10/10, 2
36 MASH
18 LAND OF OZ 5/5 10/10, 2
18 SECOND BANANAS 5/5 10/10, 2
24 GBH
12 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 5/3 10/10, 2
12 DEATHLY HALLOWS 5/3 10/10, 2
15 TH
9 DARQUE FORCES 5/2 10/10, 2
6 THE PURGE 209 5/1 10/10, 2
18 DC
9 PSY CORPS 5/2 10/10, 2
9 AFFLICTION 5/2 10/10, 2
27 FtN
15 ROYAL FLUSH 5/4 10/10, 2
12 BOOK OF THOMAS 5/3 10/10, 2
15 PM
9 SHEWISH DINER 5/2 10/10, 2
6 BASH BROS PARK 5/1 10/10, 2
18 SPBL
12 ABERRANT 5 BLADES 5/3 10/10, 2
6 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 5/1 10/10, 2
18 DHPT
9 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 5/2 10/10, 2
9 YOU GOT BONED 5/2 10/10, 2
24 SO
12 WRATHMEN 23-19 5/3 9/10, 2
12 TRUMP IS HUGE 5/3 10/10, 2
15 KLG
9 WEIRD ALCHEMY 5/2 10/10, 2
6 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 5/1 8/10, 2
9 HP
6 SPECTRAL STEEL 5/1 9/10, 2
3 BIG LAKE GROOVE 5/0 9/10, 2
6 TR
9 SMOKED OUT!!! 5/2 10/10, 2
-3 SOULFORGE 0/0 0/10, 0
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of NORTH FORK! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. Former top team TRUMP IS HUGE was
unseated this week as SATAN'S MINIONS moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot
with a 3-2-1 record for the round. I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of
LAND OF OZ. How else weeks like this one's 5-0-0? How else the sudden move to 2nd
team? The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with FAST FOOD's team
record! A 4-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 5th place ranking. I have begun to
suspect trickery on the part of SECOND BANANAS. How else weeks like this one's
5-0-0? How else the sudden move to 9th team? My tutors were fond of telling me that
the higher you rise the harder you fall. This week ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 went 1-4-0 and
fell 11 notches into 22nd! BIG LAKE GROOVE bore the brunt of major assault on their
standings this week as they dropped to 25th position as the result of going 0-5-0!
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This
week WHITE WOLVES went 0-5-0 and fell 18 notches into 26th! My praise to ROYAL FLUSH
for their 4-1-1 week this time out. Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round
deserving of notice! BAUM caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as
he skillfully bested TERTIUS and was awarded 21 points in recognition. In one of the
week's more notable duels, FAKE NEWS put down SLY, causing it to lose 14 points of
recognition in the process. Unwilling to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster EN
FEUGO challenged SHEIK TZU last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne.
Not for nothing has EN FEUGO in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and
this week he's proven his combat skill yet again. Informants "close" to the city
champion have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.
Watch out!
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. I saw one fighter that warriors
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began. BASH BROS PARK is feared. This
much I can say. Apparently the stalwarts of SECOND BANANAS are catching the bulk of
jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Loose talk
at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters
are after HAMMERHEAD. Watch your back! As a gladiator gets older, the icy grip of
fear lays hold of its heart. True, MUY CALIENTE? Who could miss your "brave"
challenge of MEK-QUAKE? The weight of the challenge fell hard upon MEK-QUAKE and
predictably he was beat by MUY CALIENTE. This is how to arouse the anger of an
entire guild! For some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory. See,
gladiators, how A MARROW ESCAPE of YOU GOT BONED challenged down 30 points to
PILLAGE. Few would not have guessed the outcome of the bout as PILLAGE was bested by
A MARROW ESCAPE. Is this what passes for courage in NORTH FORK? ROTTING WOOD must
really be harboring a grudge against the EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE guild! Merciless, 24
challenged down PICANTE points this week to duel with he. All the city knows the
duel went in favor of ROTTING WOOD. I shall not fail to spread the word in other
cities of this "mighty" victory. A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games
this week, it seems that BARNEY STINSON posted a challenge against the more highly
recognized CRYING KID. The results, you ask? Well, the firebrand BARNEY STINSON
subdued CRYING KID. Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? RETURN OF THE KING has sworn to take up religion upon living to
tell of its recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors. A rare thing indeed! This week
marked the last days of AQUILLIUS who at 3-18-0 was dispatched to the Dark Arena by
the command of WHITE WOLVES' demanding management. Look no more for TITUS in the
arena or on the streets of NORTH FORK. His fate was sealed in the Dark Arena.
Inevitable for one at 3-11-0. The warrior's path is harsh. For mediocrity there is
but one reward--death. This past week FEATHER, at 4-5-2, departed NORTH FORK
forever. I must report the passing of SOUNDWAVE, veteran of many duels. 5-7-0 final
record His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites. The warrior's path is
harsh. For mediocrity there is but one reward--death. This past week ZANDER, at
7-6-2, departed NORTH FORK forever. My hearty congratulations ADDICTION, for thy
revenge upon THE DELTA, slayer of thy fallen comrade. Next time it will know better,
eh? SACRIFICE must hold silent, for this week she was humbled in the arena by a
successful Bloodfeud won by RUBEUS HALBERD of DEATHLY HALLOWS. Hail RUBEUS HALBERD
for thy victory! Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins. In the arena
there is only the brightness of steel. Keep vigil always!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till next we
meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by
the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EN FEUGO 9072 20 18 1 118 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUY CALIENTE 9212 17 16 1 139 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 18 9 0 138 LAND OF OZ (217)
CRYING KID 8392 15 9 0 136 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 18 13 2 127 SECOND BANANAS (573)
STOOGE 9259 18 15 0 120 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
FAST EEEK 8682 13 10 0 111 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ARMENIUS 9159 26 26 0 106 WHITE WOLVES (832)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 20 34 0 106 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TIN WOODMAN 9708 9 5 1 106 LAND OF OZ (217)
TENTENABULATION 9381 21 15 2 105 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
KLEGG HAII 9204 23 23 0 95 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
GOB BLUTH 9478 11 5 2 94 SECOND BANANAS (573)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 16 15 0 93 FAST FOOD (724)
AGENT 99 8694 15 7 1 92 SECOND BANANAS (573)
FAKE NEWS 9958 4 0 1 92 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 17 15 1 91 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 15 11 0 90 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 19 15 0 89 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 20 15 0 87 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BRUTUS 9380 18 20 2 85 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SHEIK TZU 9452 8 13 0 84 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
UGLY ART 9458 8 4 0 84 BASH BROS PARK (766)
RUMP ROAST 9066 15 11 3 83 SHEWISH DINER (806)
STUD MUFFIN 9065 7 3 0 83 SHEWISH DINER (806)
FOLLOWER 9839 7 0 1 82 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLY 9989 8 3 1 80 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
MEK-QUAKE 9782 10 8 0 76 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LITTLE BOY 8548 7 8 0 75 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
A MARROW ESCAPE 10018 7 2 0 71 YOU GOT BONED (866)
WENDY 9727 14 9 0 68 FAST FOOD (724)
THE WHISPER 9757 13 7 1 68 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
MELSANDRA 9968 6 1 0 67 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
BUFFY 10047 10 8 0 61 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
COW PIE 9281 8 9 2 61 SHEWISH DINER (806)
MONSTER 9618 6 1 2 61 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
SHOCKWAVE 9784 9 5 0 59 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURN 10036 6 1 0 56 THE PURGE 209 (868)
KOOKABURRA 9976 6 1 0 55 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
DARK SOHO 10022 7 2 0 54 PSY CORPS (867)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
SGT STANDANKO 5929 7 7 0 53 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 7 9 1 52 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
NORTHWIND 9454 7 0 0 51 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
RENEWING THE MIND 9904 7 2 0 50 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
PLAGUE FACE 9829 4 0 0 50 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
KING CHARLES 9451 10 10 0 49 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CHONG 5927 8 6 0 49 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 5 2 0 49 BASH BROS PARK (766)
RAVAGE 9901 4 2 0 47 DARQUE FORCES (396)
TOXYGEN 10027 4 3 1 46 PSY CORPS (867)
TRY ONE 9765 10 8 0 45 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 8 3 0 45 YOU GOT BONED (866)
LEAF 9384 6 3 2 45 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
ADDICTION 9387 5 3 0 44 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
MR NICE GUY 5931 6 8 1 43 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
T.H.C. 5928 6 8 1 43 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 4 3 1 43 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
DA MEAT 9930 3 2 1 43 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
FLUNKY 9810 2 1 0 43 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CHEECH 5930 6 8 2 42 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
JURINE CAKE 9371 5 10 0 42 SHEWISH DINER (806)
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905 4 5 0 40 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
HILLARY 9534 6 9 1 38 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PILLAGE 10035 4 1 0 37 THE PURGE 209 (868)
BELLA 9913 4 3 0 37 THE RED COMPANY (859)
CAPTAIN KIRK 5954 3 2 1 37 BORN TO MACK (639)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
DRUDGE 9735 5 3 0 36 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
HAMMERHEAD 9383 2 8 0 36 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
TRUMP U 9962 2 2 0 36 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
SLOANE 9922 4 3 0 35 THE RED COMPANY (859)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHOPPER 9835 5 7 0 33 FAST FOOD (724)
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816 4 1 0 33 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711 3 2 0 33 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
RICO SUAVE 5951 4 1 0 32 BORN TO MACK (639)
STABBERS 9750 2 1 0 32 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
THE DELTA 10026 2 6 1 31 PSY CORPS (867)
G.O.A.T. 9959 4 0 0 30 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
ROTTING WOOD 9896 2 0 0 30 BASH BROS PARK (766)
THE SINFUL NATURE 9847 6 4 0 29 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
RAINBOW 9841 4 7 0 29 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 3 1 0 28 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
FRENZY 9949 1 1 0 28 DARQUE FORCES (396)
APOCALYPSE 10030 3 2 0 27 THE PURGE 209 (868)
-TURBULENCE 9902 2 0 1 27 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 6 6 0 26 FAST FOOD (724)
YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971 4 2 1 26 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
BRONTES 9414 4 10 0 26 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
BAUM 10053 1 1 0 26 LAND OF OZ (217)
POPPY 9927 3 1 0 24 LAND OF OZ (217)
CONWAY AD 9961 1 3 0 24 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
ANTS 9832 1 1 0 24 BASH BROS PARK (766)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ABSOLUM 10023 1 2 0 23 PSY CORPS (867)
RUBEUS HALBERD 10058 1 1 0 22 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
TROLL 10025 4 5 0 21 PSY CORPS (867)
SIXSHOT 9919 3 3 1 21 DARQUE FORCES (396)
KNUCKLE SAMMICH 10011 2 0 0 21 YOU GOT BONED (866)
STIFFLER 5952 3 2 0 20 BORN TO MACK (639)
OZONE 9944 3 1 0 20 THE RED COMPANY (859)
TYPHOON 10037 2 1 1 20 THE RED COMPANY (859)
VENOM 9951 1 2 0 19 AFFLICTION (862)
VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846 4 6 0 18 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
SQUINTER 9831 3 3 0 18 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
MYLAELA 9964 3 0 0 18 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055 2 0 1 18 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
ACE REPORTER 9897 2 6 0 18 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SAREE 9965 1 2 0 18 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
CONWAY 9720 3 2 1 15 SECOND BANANAS (573)
THE WHISP 9947 2 2 0 14 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950 2 3 0 14 BORN TO MACK (639)
-DISORDER 9939 1 1 0 14 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
PSYKLOPS 9931 0 6 0 14 THE RED COMPANY (859)
DRACO MAL FOIL 10059 2 0 0 12 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
ALCHEMIST 9827 2 0 0 12 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
SACRIFICE 10029 1 2 1 12 THE PURGE 209 (868)
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054 1 1 0 12 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
PREACH THE GOSPEL 9850 1 9 0 12 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973 0 4 0 12 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
TERTIUS 9923 3 2 0 11 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-BEDLAM 9956 1 1 0 11 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
TOO $HORT 5953 2 4 0 10 BORN TO MACK (639)
DIE ROLL 9946 2 2 0 10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
YUPPIE MOTH 9975 1 3 0 10 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
SALSA VERDE 10062 1 1 0 10 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
ORIGINAL JOE 10066 1 0 0 10 FAST FOOD (724)
LYCAN 10007 1 1 0 10 AFFLICTION (862)
BONE DRY 10057 0 2 0 10 YOU GOT BONED (866)
RANNI 10009 1 1 0 8 AFFLICTION (862)
SERF 10056 1 1 0 8 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
THE WARRIOR 9948 0 4 0 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
MARMA THE DUKE 9721 1 4 0 7 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
HUGEMONGASS 9836 1 3 0 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
QUAKE 10071 1 0 0 6 AFFLICTION (862)
RECON REVENANT 10067 1 0 0 6 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
PICANTE 10063 0 2 0 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
KARL 10074 0 1 0 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
-HIDEOUS 10006 0 1 0 1 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
THE WINNER 10070 0 1 0 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BLEH 10065 0 1 0 1 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
-GRUESOME 10005 0 1 0 1 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
I'M PREGNANT 10068 0 1 0 1 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BONE UP 10064 0 1 0 1 YOU GOT BONED (866)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BIBLE PROPORTION 9848 3 5 0 ABERRANT 5 BLADE 858 TURBULENCE 9902 426
AMITY 9952 0 1 0 AFFLICTION 862 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971 425
CYBER 10008 0 1 0 AFFLICTION 862 TRIALS OF VICTO 10055 427
ROMAN 9955 0 1 0 AFFLICTION 862 FAKE NEWS 9958 425
TATOO 9953 1 2 0 AFFLICTION 862 VAR'S NEOPHYTE 428 NONE
INFERNO 8332 2 1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790 MONSTER 9618 425
SOUNDWAVE 9815 5 7 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 TOXYGEN 10027 428
FAWKES 10069 0 1 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 AA DESERTER 428 NONE
HOOKSHANKS 10001 0 1 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 SACRIFICE 10029 427 JUST REVENGED
FEATHER 9386 4 5 2 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840 COW PIE 9281 428
SNOWFLAKE 9659 1 3 1 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840 THE DELTA 10026 427 JUST REVENGED
FRENCH TOAST 9843 4 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 ZANDER 10049 427
BLAZE 9560 11 8 1 RUBBER SOUL 6 851 TENTENABULATION 9381 425
NI 10075 0 1 0 THE PURGE 209 868 ZORSEA 428 NONE
DEFENSE TEAM 10072 0 1 0 TRUMP IS HUGE 863 MASTER KELLOGG 428 NONE
HUGE WALL 9960 2 1 0 TRUMP IS HUGE 863 PRINCESS BUTTERP 9687 427
AQUILLIUS 9732 3 19 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 AVATAR OF DARKHE 428 NONE
TITUS 9817 3 12 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 ZORSEA 428 NONE
ENTRIS 9966 0 3 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864 SPIRIT 428 NONE
FUNNY BONE 10012 0 1 0 YOU GOT BONED 866 TYPHOON 10037 427
BYE 10073 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 IC ENFORCER 428 NONE
JILES 10050 11 5 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 MUY CALIENTE 9212 426
WALKER 10060 0 2 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 ZORSEA 428 NONE
ZANDER 10049 7 6 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 FOLLOWER 9839 428
PERSONAL ADS
I blame it on Trump, Teabags, and Terribly Inaccurate Scoring. There is no way Mashies
could start in last place. I demand a recount! -- Oz The All Incited
Assur, apparently your auto scoring mechanism doesn't work properly! Your joke to
score the best team "Mashies" into last place was not at all funny. You are getting
more like Lady Deb every day. -- Oz The All Pained
Ants, you fooled me. Next time I will be ready and will conjure up an anteater. --
Baum, Land of Oz
Stabbers, man, that hurt. I feel plucked. -- Poppy, Land of Oz
Lord Of Barkness, please don't mind me for giggling about your recent challenge. I
suppose your silly manager put you up to that? Well, thanks. -- China Princess, Land
Of Oz
Armenius, if only I had a heart. -- Tin Woodman
Some where, over the rainbow, way up high, that confounded North Wind is blowing cold
and blustery ..... So, blow him away, Book Of Thomas! -- Rainbow, Land Of Oz
Health. Humility. Honor. (Mostly a healthy bit of the middle one for the Mashies of
late.) -- Oz The All Too Humbled
Wasby the Great declares for the Turf War. Alliance is with Toker.
North Fork -- Well, yet another pud graduates from here from the Royal Flush squad.
For those that want a good laugh, Return of the King 14(1)-9-(1)-9-9-15-10-21 AB, 17-
30, AdEx Attack, Expert Parry. Commission says favourites are Low/Very Low,
Scimitar, Learns Initiative, no Tactic. By Royal Flush accounts, he learned 22 skills
on our arena sands in 45 attempts to learn skills. And twice, he learned 2 skills in
a fight, so that 25 fights here in North Fork that he failed to learn a single skill.
Despite being Crip's first AB to graduate with a Scimitar favourite weapon, we bid him
an unpleasant retirement. -- The Entire Squad of Royal Flush.
All -- Not the return I was looking for with a 1-4, however I see an up-swing against
fierce competition here in the Turf Warb& Time will tell, it feels good to be back.-
Toker Sent from Mail for Windows 10 We knew the awesomeness that is our teaming
together would be too much for you all to bear. It was going to be unfair!
Therefore, the High Priests decided to "spot" you all a bit of a lead by having
neither of us fight a full team on turn one. You are welcome! -- DD
P.S. What are the odds that Den and I would BOTH lose a warrior in the tourney from
this arena. I smell a conspiracy!
Try One -- Well you did, I guess, and found out you didn't like it much. -- Hellhound
Hestati
Turf War Tuffies and All Swampers --- The combination of being snowed in and slowly
trying to shovel snow off the driveway to get to the road without much significant
progress; plus, a close Minister Friend graduating to Heaven unexpectedly, has
depleted my energy for writing! --- Hammer, the Captain of Spiral Blades
Tin Woodman -- Sorry I bent your tinnery! Bring it round to our stable and I will
gladly hammer it back into shape while we share a couple of flagons of wine and
compare scars and notes! -- Brutus
Gallienus -- Nice duck and roll but it wasn't enough to save you! I hope your wounds
are healing nicely! -- Brutus
Ace Reporter -- Ouch! What the **** just happened? -- Titus
Saree -- That wasn't the right way to treat a lady! I promise to be more gentle next
time! -- Tertius
Rainbow -- Congratulations on your victory, very much deserved! -- Aquillius
Sly -- You may have lost the duel but you certainly gained more from the experience
than I did! Good luck in the arena. I shall watch your progress with great interest!
-- Armenius
Klegg Hall -- That's twice you have nearly chopped my arm off! -- Brutus
Feather -- Thank you for the skills lesson and the bruises! -- Aquillius
Troll -- I think I am lucky to still be alive! -- Titus
Tin Woodman -- Well fought! Try wearing some armour next time. -- Armenius
Whopper -- Thanks for the skills lesson! That was fun! -- Tertius
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RETURN OF THE KING butchered IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
AQUILLIUS was slaughtered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TITUS was murdered by ZORSEA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TATOO was barely slain by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
ENTRIS was assassinated by SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WALKER was butchered by ZORSEA in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NI was assassinated by ZORSEA in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
BYE was butchered by IC ENFORCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
FAWKES was assassinated by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DEFENSE TEAM was dispatched by MASTER KELLOGG in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
ADDICTION won victory over THE DELTA in a popular 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
RUBEUS HALBERD vanquished SACRIFICE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
RANNI was overpowered by TRIALS OF VICTORY in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud match.
PLAGUE FACE overpowered HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EN FEUGO demolished SHEIK TZU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title competition.
VIKING VAMPIRE was demolished by FAST EEEK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
QUEEN LATIFAH handily defeated RUMP ROAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
TENTENABULATION won victory over KLEGG HAII in a 1 minute master's Challenge bout.
MUY CALIENTE savagely defeated MEK-QUAKE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BARNEY STINSON overpowered CRYING KID in a exciting 4 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ARMENIUS was overpowered by CHINA PRINCESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TIN WOODMAN viciously subdued FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
AGENT 99 demolished THE WHISPER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
STUD MUFFIN vanquished SHOCKWAVE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
LORD OF BARKNESS savagely defeated UGLY ART in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
JACK E. KENNEDY savagely defeated HEADLESS NICK in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
HELLHOUND HESTATI was demolished by LITTLE BOY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
A MARROW ESCAPE vanquished PILLAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MELSANDRA handily defeated MR NICE GUY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BUFFY vanquished BROKEN FAUCET in a 3 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
FEATHER was slaughtered by COW PIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
LEAF was overpowered by DARK SOHO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BELLA was beaten by RAVAGE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
JURINE CAKE was narrowly defeated by RENEWING THE MIND in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
THAT'S HUMERUS was devastated by MONSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHONG subdued THE WHIPPERSNAPPER in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
RAINBOW beat PSYKLOPS in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
SPOOK SOLDIER was overpowered by FLUNKY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HILLARY overcame APPARITIONAL ARCHER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DA MEAT vanquished SIXSHOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ROTTING WOOD overpowered PICANTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
TOXYGEN easily killed SOUNDWAVE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP viciously subdued TRUMP U in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
POPPY subdued SQUINTER in a action packed 6 minute Challenge conflict.
VENOM overcame PREACH THE GOSPEL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ANTS was devastated by FRENZY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WHOPPER handily defeated APOCALYPSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SALSA VERDE was outlasted by OZONE in a slow 8 minute Challenge battle.
CONWAY slimly won victory over ANDORIAN YUPPIE in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
DRACO MAL FOIL beat HUGEMONGASS in a 4 minute bloody novice's Challenge fray.
MARMA THE DUKE was vanquished by SAREE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KNUCKLE SAMMICH viciously subdued LYCAN in a 3 minute novice's Challenge bout.
TYPHOON overpowered THE WARRIOR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DIE ROLL was handily defeated by STABBERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
STOOGE savagely defeated BRUTUS in a 2 minute gory master's battle.
SLY was bested by FAKE NEWS in a 2 minute veteran's match.
GOB BLUTH bested HOBO CASSEROLE in a popular 1 minute brawl.
WENDY defeated T.H.C. in a popular 3 minute master's duel.
FOLLOWER slew ZANDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
SGT STANDANKO devastated BRONTES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRY ONE overpowered TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DRUDGE was handily defeated by KING CHARLES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHEECH was overpowered by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BURN outlasted RICO SUAVE in a 7 minute duel.
NORTHWIND viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gory veteran vs. novice bout.
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS vanquished BONE DRY in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SLOANE demolished VICTORIOUS FAITH in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CAPTAIN KIRK overpowered ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
G.O.A.T. demolished YUPPIE MOTH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE SINFUL NATURE beat MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE in a exciting 1 minute match.
YUPPIE ZEALOT overpowered TOO $HORT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLUB COFFEE defeated THE WHISP in a 3 minute brawl.
ABSOLUM was unbelievably bested by STIFFLER in a 5 minute struggle.
CONWAY AD demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven match.
BAUM devastated TERTIUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
MYLAELA won victory over BONE UP in a 1 minute novice's melee.
SERF was overcome by WILT CHAMBERLAIN in a 1 minute novice's melee.
ALCHEMIST won victory over THE WINNER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
I'M PREGNANT was handily defeated by ORIGINAL JOE in a 1 minute uneven match.
RECON REVENANT viciously subdued BLEH in a 1 minute brutal novice's duel.
QUAKE slimly won victory over KARL in a 3 minute brutal amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 40 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 9 - 0 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 28 LUNGING ATTACK 98 - 84 - 7 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 STRIKING ATTACK 83 - 72 - 6 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 49 - 52 - 4 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 14 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 29 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 15 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 39 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 52 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 52 - 4 37 |
Turn 428 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 15 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 8 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 10 - 8 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 20 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK EN FEUGO 9072 20 18 1 118 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BASHING ATTACK CHINA PRINCESS 9476 18 9 0 138 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOTAL PARRY CRYING KID 8392 15 9 0 136 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK BARNEY STINSON 8307 18 13 2 127 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK TIN WOODMAN 9708 9 5 1 106 LAND OF OZ (217)
AIMED BLOW FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 16 15 0 93 FAST FOOD (724)
WALL OF STEEL LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 15 11 0 90 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
PARRY-RIPOSTE STUD MUFFIN 9065 7 3 0 83 SHEWISH DINER (806)
PARRY-STRIKE RAVAGE 9901 4 2 0 47 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PARRY-LUNGE THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 8 3 0 45 YOU GOT BONED (866)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MUY CALIENTE 9212. The most popular warrior this
turn was BARNEY STINSON 8307. The ten other most popular fighters were THE DELTA
10026, JURINE CAKE 9371, SQUINTER 9831, TIN WOODMAN 9708, KNUCKLE SAMMICH 10011,
WENDY 9727, TATOO 9953, MUY CALIENTE 9212, CHINA PRINCESS 9476, and BUFFY 10047.
The least popular fighter this week was OZONE 9944. The other ten least popular
fighters were BURN 10036, BLEH 10065, I'M PREGNANT 10068, SERF 10056, BONE UP 10064,
STIFFLER 5952, TOO $HORT 5953, YUPPIE MOTH 9975, VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846, and BONE DRY
10057.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
EN FEUGO (47-9072) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
ARMENIUS (47-9159) WHITE WOLVES (832)
QUEEN LATIFAH (47-9038) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TENTENABULATION (47-9381) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HEADLESS NICK (47-8776) DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
RETURN OF THE KING (47-9124) ROYAL FLUSH (48)