DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/16/2021    Duedate: 04/12/2021

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-429

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHINA PRINCESS
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9476) [19-9-0,151]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHINA PRINCESS                 FAKE NEWS
LAND OF OZ (217)               TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
(47-9476) [19-9-0,151]         (47-9958) [5-0-1,102]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MUY CALIENTE                   BAUM
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)      LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9212) [18-16-1,145]        (47-10053) [2-1-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. YOU GOT BONED (866)         52
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)        46EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. BASH BROS PARK (766)        36      Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)        35
5. LAND OF OZ (217)            32      PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)    2   1  0 66.7   1/ 1 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    11  4 1
 2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 181 107  8 62.8   2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         11  4 0
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         949 610 31 60.9   3/20 BASH BROS PARK (766)     10  5 0
 4/ 1*TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       15  10  1 60.0   4/ 3 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 10  5 0
 5/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     372 261 39 58.8   5/17 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     9  6 1
 6/ 9 YOU GOT BONED (866)       24  18  1 57.1   6/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  6 0
 7/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806)      164 129 14 56.0   7/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 1
 8/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1021 847 53 54.7   8/24 YOU GOT BONED (866)       8  7 0
 9/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    196 164 17 54.4   9/16*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    8  7 0
10/ 5*WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      13  11  1 54.2  10/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       8  7 0
11/11 THE RED COMPANY (859)    246 215 21 53.4  11/19*AFFLICTION (862)          8  7 0
12/12 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      42  38  5 52.5  12/10*WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      7  7 1
13/14 DARQUE FORCES (396)      408 378 31 51.9  13/21 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      7  7 0
14/10*BORN TO MACK (639)        16  15  1 51.6  14/12 PSY CORPS (867)           7  8 3
15/16 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     81  78  8 50.9  15/13*THE PURGE 209 (868)       7  8 1
16/20 BASH BROS PARK (766)     168 167 11 50.1  16/27 SHEWISH DINER (806)       7  8 1
17/17 FAST FOOD (724)          257 256 15 50.1  17/ 8 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   7  8 1
18/18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     115 115  4 50.0  18/ 6 THE RED COMPANY (859)     7  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15*THE PURGE 209 (868)       17  17  1 50.0  19/ 4*TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       7  8 0
20/13*TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    15  15  1 50.0  20/23 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  7  8 0
21/19 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      231 233 12 49.8  21/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          6  9 2
22/21 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     95 104  1 47.7  22/18 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  9 1
23/25 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  37  42  2 46.8  23/ 5 FAST FOOD (724)           6  9 0
24/23 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)       35  40  4 46.7  24/28*BORN TO MACK (639)        5  5 0
25/22 PSY CORPS (867)           20  23  3 46.5  25/22 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      5  8 1
26/24 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   24  31  1 43.6  26/14 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      5 10 0
27/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     47  61  1 43.5  27/29 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)       5 10 0
28/28 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     21  29  5 42.0  28/30 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     5 10 0
29/32*AFFLICTION (862)           8  12  0 40.0  29/25 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     4 10 1
30/30 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      28  46  2 37.8  30/26 WHITE WOLVES (832)        2 11 0
31/31 WHITE WOLVES (832)        92 164  4 35.9  31/ 0*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)   1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                       Turf War
                                    Turn 3 Scoring

                        Total                Full  Certs Turn
                        Score Alliance  Wins Teams Score Score
                        96    TToF       6    2     0     24    
                        93    MASH       8    2     0     30    
                        84    PM         8    2     0     30    
                        78    GBH        5    2     0     21    
                        78    DHPT       7    2     0     27    
                        78    TH         5    2     0     21    
                        78    DC         5    2     0     21    
                        75    NF         2    2     0     12    
                        69    SO         4    2     0     18    
                        69    SPBL       3    2     0     15    
                        66    FtN        2    2     0     12    
                        66    KLG        6    2     0     24    
                        54    HP         4    2     0     18    
                        39    TR         4    2     0     18    

          Individual                                           Endurance
          Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
          24         TToF                                                
            12         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE           5/3         15/15, 3  
            12         SATAN'S MINIONS               5/3         15/15, 3  
          30         MASH                                                
            18         LAND OF OZ                    5/5         15/15, 3  
            12         SECOND BANANAS                5/3         15/15, 3  
          30         PM                                                  
            12         SHEWISH DINER                 5/3         15/15, 3  
            18         BASH BROS PARK                5/5         15/15, 3  
          21         GBH                                                 
            9          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/2         15/15, 3  
            12         DEATHLY HALLOWS               5/3         15/15, 3  
          27         DHPT                                                
            12         PAPER TIGERS S19.1            5/3         15/15, 3  
            15         YOU GOT BONED                 5/4         15/15, 3  
          21         TH                                                  
            12         DARQUE FORCES                 5/3         15/15, 3  
            9          THE PURGE 209                 5/2         15/15, 3  
          21         DC                                                  
            9          PSY CORPS                     5/2         15/15, 3  
            12         AFFLICTION                    5/3         15/15, 3  
          12         NF                                                  
            3          FAST FOOD                     5/0         15/15, 3  
            9          TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/2         15/15, 3  
          18         SO                                                  
            9          WRATHMEN 23-19                5/2         14/15, 3  
            9          TRUMP IS HUGE                 5/2         15/15, 3  
          15         SPBL                                                
            6          ABERRANT 5 BLADES             5/1         15/15, 3  
            9          DOWNWARD SPIRAL               5/2         15/15, 3  
          12         FtN                                                 
            9          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/2         15/15, 3  
            3          BOOK OF THOMAS                5/0         15/15, 3  
          24         KLG                                                 
            12         WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/3         15/15, 3  
            12         ZOMBIE SQUAD 6                5/3         13/15, 3  
          18         HP                                                  
            9          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/2         14/15, 3  
            9          BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/2         14/15, 3  
          18         TR                                                  
            9          SMOKED OUT!!!                 5/2         15/15, 3  
            9          BORN TO MACK                  5/2         10/15, 2  

As was put the duel2.com forums, we granted a ONE TIME exception to Wasby and his
BORN TO MACK team.  We have added his scores from R2 and the correct declaration
for Wasby is BORN TO MACK.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome NORTH FORK.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  BASH BROS PARK moved up 17 places, to 
3rd.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DEATHLY HALLOWS' opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 17th to 5th.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  YOU GOT BONED moved up 16 places, to 8th.  Who 
can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SHEWISH DINER's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 27th to 16th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, 
tough opponents.  Well don't look at THE RED COMPANY, cause they dropped by 12.  
TRUMP IS HUGE bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 4th down to 
19th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Ever take one of those association tests? 
You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  
ROYAL FLUSH!  FAST FOOD bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 5th 
down to 23rd!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, 
confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at BOOK OF THOMAS, cause they 
dropped by 12.  It seems so recently people were saying LAND OF OZ was washed up, 
finished.  But 5-0-0 moved them up 0.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with 
MELSANDRA?  She actually beat WHITE WOLVES' BRUTUS, and walked away with 22 more 
points from the fight.  Laughs were big at BASH BROS PARK while they watched ANTS 
clobber CAPTAIN KIRK.  He lost 17 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  HOBO CASSEROLE was reminded on the sands why EN FEUGO is Duelmaster.  Advice 
to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, BASH BROS PARK!  In my day, no team with a 163-167-11 would scare me off!  
What's the problem, SECOND BANANAS?  What do people see in HAMMERHEAD?  His 3-8-0?  
DOWNWARD SPIRAL ain't talkin', but he's got 55 points.  ABSOLUM expects the easy win 
by going 22 points down.  I'M PREGNANT will find this a hard lesson!  ABSOLUM killed 
I'M PREGNANT.  PSY CORPS calls this fighting?  In my day...  Maybe WEIRD ALCHEMY's 
FAST EEEK is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's what he'll get 
next week, after challenging up 27 to CHINA PRINCESS.  As I expected, CHINA PRINCESS 
won FAST EEEK.  Not to start anything, but, FAST EEEK, now that you've faced her and 
seen his style, you might try it again!  Keep challenging up 33 points, ARMENIUS, and 
I won't have to write about you much longer.  MUY CALIENTE always accepts those kind 
of challenges...  ARMENIUS found one way to advance:  challenging MUY CALIENTE and 
losing, but getting 1 points.  No brain, no pain.  Maybe REIGNNCATSNDOGS' SHEIK TZU 
is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's what he'll get next week, 
after challenging up 36 to STOOGE.  Who knows what was running through SHEIK TZU's 
head, but STOOGE rearranged it for him.  How soon will SHEIK TZU make a challenge 
like that again?  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that 
RUMP ROAST gets in.  He fights people like WENDY, 15 points below.  I thought RUMP 
ROAST showed great skill and promise when he subdued WENDY.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd 
better shape up.  Tough beans, QUEEN LATIFAH.  That's what a 20-34-0 gets you.  
Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for me, if TENTENABULATION can return 
from the Dark Arena.  Some people are wondering why DOWNWARD SPIRAL sent LEAF (6-3-2) 
to the Dark Arena.  Just be glad you're not on their team.  LITTLE BOY, with his 
forgettable 7-9-0,  was dealt death by THE WHISPER in a forgettable match.  BOOK OF 
THOMAS didn't seem to mind very much.  We all knew it had to happen sooner or later.  
A warrior can't stick around with a 1-10-0, and SAREE easily took care of PREACH THE 
GOSPEL.  COW PIE larned hers lesson (HAMMERHEAD taught it well), and we right likely 
won't be seein' 'im fight any DOWNWARD SPIRAL members with the same gusto.  Someone 
told TOXYGEN that DARQUE FORCES never Bloodfeuded, that it'd have an easy kill.  
Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  TYPHOON was plum wore out after 
BONE DRY pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  THE RED COMPANY'll have to get a little 
better before going after BONE DRY again!  Let's see...  Uh, looks like ZOMBIE SQUAD 
6 has one week left to revenge JILES' death.  But MUY CALIENTE tells me it's not 
losing any sleep.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young 
rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHINA PRINCESS 9476          19   9  0   151       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUY CALIENTE 9212            18  16  1   145       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CRYING KID 8392              16   9  0   139       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307          19  13  2   132       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 STOOGE 9259                  19  15  0   127       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 TIN WOODMAN 9708             10   5  1   114       LAND OF OZ (217)
 KLEGG HAII 9204              24  23  0   104       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423        16  11  0   104       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 GOB BLUTH 9478               12   5  2   103       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FAKE NEWS 9958                5   0  1   102       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 FAST EEEK 8682               13  11  0    93       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 UGLY ART 9458                 9   4  0    93       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 STUD MUFFIN 9065              8   3  0    93       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622          17  16  1    92       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              16  11  3    92       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGENT 99 8694                15   8  1    89       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MELSANDRA 9968                7   1  0    89       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          20  16  0    88       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406         19  16  0    87       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 THE WHISPER 9757             14   7  2    84       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         16  16  0    82       FAST FOOD (724)
 FOLLOWER 9839                 7   1  1    82       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 SHEIK TZU 9452                8  14  0    79       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 A MARROW ESCAPE 10018         7   3  0    78       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 BRUTUS 9380                  18  21  2    77       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SLY 9989                      8   4  1    76       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               10   9  0    69       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BUFFY 10047                  11   8  0    67       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784               10   5  0    67       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211        8   9  1    66       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CHONG 5927                    9   6  0    64       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 WENDY 9727                   14  10  0    63       FAST FOOD (724)
 KING CHARLES 9451            11  10  0    60       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 JURINE CAKE 9371              6  10  0    60       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CHEECH 5930                   7   8  2    59       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRY ONE 9765                 11   8  0    56       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 HAMMERHEAD 9383               3   8  0    55       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010          9   3  0    54       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 FLUNKY 9810                   3   1  0    54       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904        8   2  0    53       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 MONSTER 9618                  6   2  2    52       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686            6   2  0    52       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DRUDGE 9735                   6   3  0    49       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 BELLA 9913                    5   3  0    49       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 COW PIE 9281                  8  10  2    48       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 KOOKABURRA 9976               6   2  0    47       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 ADDICTION 9387                6   3  0    47       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 APOCALYPSE 10030              4   2  0    46       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 BURN 10036                    6   2  0    44       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816        5   1  0    44       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 PILLAGE 10035                 5   1  0    43       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 ANTS 9832                     2   1  0    43       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 FRENZY 9949                   2   1  0    43       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DARK SOHO 10022               7   3  0    42       PSY CORPS (867)
 T.H.C. 5928                   6   9  1    42       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 NORTHWIND 9454                7   1  0    41       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 RAVAGE 9901                   4   3  0    41       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 PLAGUE FACE 9829              4   1  0    41       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 TOXYGEN 10027                 4   4  1    40       PSY CORPS (867)
 STABBERS 9750                 3   1  0    40       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 SLOANE 9922                   4   4  0    39       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 MR NICE GUY 5931              6   9  1    38       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 TRUMP U 9962                  2   3  0    37       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 SGT STANDANKO 5929            7   8  0    36       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971            5   2  1    36       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       4   4  1    35       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 DA MEAT 9930                  3   3  1    34       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711      3   3  0    34       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROLL 10025                   5   5  0    33       PSY CORPS (867)
 RICO SUAVE 5951               4   2  0    33       BORN TO MACK (639)
 SPOOK SOLDIER 9722            4   1  0    33       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950         3   3  0    33       BORN TO MACK (639)
 BAUM 10053                    2   1  0    33       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SIXSHOT 9919                  4   3  2    32       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 KNUCKLE SAMMICH 10011         3   0  0    32       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896             3   0  0    32       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CONWAY AD 9961                2   3  0    32       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 RAINBOW 9841                  5   7  0    31       LAND OF OZ (217)
 THE DELTA 10026               2   7  1    31       PSY CORPS (867)
 RUBEUS HALBERD 10058          2   1  1    31       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 HILLARY 9534                  6  10  1    29       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905       4   6  0    29       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ALCHEMIST 9827                3   0  0    28       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABSOLUM 10023                 2   2  1    28       PSY CORPS (867)
 POPPY 9927                    4   1  0    26       LAND OF OZ (217)
 TOO $HORT 5953                3   4  0    26       BORN TO MACK (639)
 BONE DRY 10057                1   2  0    26       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833              6   7  0    25       FAST FOOD (724)
 MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054      2   1  0    24       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847        6   5  0    23       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 WHOPPER 9835                  5   8  0    23       FAST FOOD (724)
 BRONTES 9414                  4  11  0    23       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 SAREE 9965                    2   2  1    23       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 THE WINNER 10070              1   1  0    21       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CONWAY 9720                   4   2  1    20       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CAPTAIN KIRK 5954             3   3  1    20       BORN TO MACK (639)
 YUPPIE MOTH 9975              2   3  0    20       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 NUMEROUS OF TEXES 9935        2   0  0    20       PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)
 SHIRKER 10079                 1   0  0    20       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846         4   7  0    19       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 SQUINTER 9831                 3   4  0    19       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 ACE REPORTER 9897             2   7  0    19       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 G.O.A.T. 9959                 4   1  0    18       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 OZONE 9944                    3   2  0    18       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 VENOM 9951                    1   3  0    18       AFFLICTION (862)
 ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973          1   4  0    17       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       2   1  1    16       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 DIE ROLL 9946                 3   2  0    15       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 THE WHISP 9947                2   3  0    15       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082          1   0  0    15       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 PSYKLOPS 9931                 0   7  0    15       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 MYLAELA 9964                  3   1  0    14       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 LYCAN 10007                   2   1  0    14       AFFLICTION (862)
 INDYO 10087                   1   0  0    13       AFFLICTION (862)
 TERTIUS 9923                  3   3  0    12       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 STIFFLER 5952                 3   3  0    12       BORN TO MACK (639)
 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059          2   1  0    11       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 KARL 10074                    1   1  0    11       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 QUAKE 10071                   2   0  0    10       AFFLICTION (862)
 BONE UP 10064                 1   1  0    10       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 TYPHOON 10037                 2   2  1     9       THE RED COMPANY (859)
 RANNI 10009                   1   2  0     9       AFFLICTION (862)
 SERF 10056                    1   2  0     9       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 THE WARRIOR 9948              0   5  0     9       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 HUGEMONGASS 9836              1   4  0     7       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 CUDGEL PUFF 10083             1   0  0     7       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066            1   1  0     6       FAST FOOD (724)
 SALSA VERDE 10062             1   2  0     5       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 RECON REVENANT 10067          1   1  0     4       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 PICANTE 10063                 0   3  0     3       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 AUGER 10076                   0   1  0     1       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 STILL WON 10088               0   1  0     1       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
-BELIEVE ME... 9936            0   1  0     1       PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STREET LEGAL            0  0 0                      SIXSHOT 9919          429  NONE
BIBLE PROPORTION 9848   3  5 0 ABERRANT 5 BLADE 858 TURBULENCE 9902       426   
PREACH THE GOSPE 9850   1 10 0 ABERRANT 5 BLADE 858 SAREE 9965            429   
AMITY 9952              0  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971    425  NOT REVENGED
CYBER 10008             0  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       TRIALS OF VICTO 10055 427   
ROMAN 9955              0  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       FAKE NEWS 9958        425  NOT REVENGED
INFERNO 8332            2  1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790  MONSTER 9618          425  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LITTLE BOY 8548         7  9 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   THE WHISPER 9757      429   
DEAD 10078              0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    SPIRIT                429  NONE
SOUNDWAVE 9815          5  7 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    TOXYGEN 10027         428  JUST REVENGED
FAWKES 10084            0  1 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  AA DESERTER           429  NONE
HOOKSHANKS 10001        0  1 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  SACRIFICE 10029       427  JUST REVENGED
FEATHER 9386            4  5 2 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  COW PIE 9281          428  JUST REVENGED
I'M PREGNANT 10068      0  2 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  ABSOLUM 10023         429   
LEAF 9384               6  4 2 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  ZORSEA                429  NONE
SNOWFLAKE 9659          1  3 1 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  THE DELTA 10026       427  JUST REVENGED
FRENCH TOAST 9843       4  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        ZANDER 10049          427  NONE
MARMA THE DUKE 9721     1  5 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  ZORSEA                429  NONE
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038     20 35 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       AVATAR OF DARKHE      429  NONE
NO 10089                0  1 0 THE PURGE 209 868    IC TASKMASTER         429  NONE
SACRIFICE 10029         1  3 1 THE PURGE 209 868    RUBEUS HALBERD 10058  429   
HUGE WALL 9960          2  1 0 TRUMP IS HUGE 863    PRINCESS BUTTERP 9687 427   
BLEH 10065              0  2 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864   IC ENFORCER           429  NONE
NO 10077                0  1 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864   IC ENFORCER           429  NONE
FUNNY BONE 10012        0  1 0 YOU GOT BONED 866    TYPHOON 10037         427  JUST REVENGED
BYE 10081               0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   NOT SO GENTLEBEN      429  NONE
JILES 10050            11  5 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   MUY CALIENTE 9212     426   
SEE YA 10080            0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   VAR'S NEOPHYTE        429  NONE
ZANDER 10049            7  6 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   FOLLOWER 9839         428   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Was that really my Mashie Teammate that went 5-0? He's GOOD! -- Oz The All-Praising

Tsk, tsk, Armenius. Tsk, tsk! -- China Princess,Land Of Oz

Psyklops, perhaps if you had more than one eye? -- Poppy, land Of oz

Forbidden Fruit, I was on a mission for KAA, but failed. However, the win was still 
quite fulfilling. If only I had a heart. -- Tin Woodman, Land Of Oz

Somewhere over the rainbow, Squinter is low ..... -- Rainbow, Land Of Oz

Tertius, a book a day makes for ultimate paydays. On the other hand, arena practice is 
quite helpful. -- Baum, Lnd Of Oz

Health. Humility. Honor. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. -- Oz The All Helpful

Return of the King -- Congratulations on your victory in the Dark Arena!  Good luck in 
the next stage of you career! -- White Wolves

Royal Flush -- Shame on you! -- White Wolves

Tin Woodman -- I am sure you have one somewhere! -- Armenius

Stooge -- Well fougth by you, well lost by me! -- Brutus

China Princess -- You have honed your skills since last we met!  Sadly, mine were 
somewhat lacking. -- Armenius

Baum -- Congratulations on your victory!  I appear to be missing some teeth! -- 
Tertius

All -- I am amazed and honoured to receive my invitation from the Arenamaster to the 
Isle of the Eye!  I wish you all good luck in your future contests. Until we meet 
again, fare thee well! -- Armenius

Turf War Tuffies -- At least I am thinking of writing again! Perhaps a Spot will get 
written for next cycle! -- Hammer, the Captain of Spiral Blades

Hillary -- Your Challenge! Your Loss! My Fortunate Win! Salute! -- Renewing The Mind

Dark Soho -- My Challenge! My Loss! Salute! -- Victorious Faith

Mylaela -- Your Challenge! My Loss! I Nearly Died in the Infirmary! Yet I Live! 
Salute! -- Preach The Gospel

Psyklops -- I Won! Just Barely! Salute! -- The Sinful Nature

Affliction -- You Died Instead of Winning! Salute! -- Trials Of Victory

All Swampers -- See You in the Swamp! Until Next Cycle! -- Hammer the WordSmith

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

QUEEN LATIFAH was viciously butchered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute fight.
TENTENABULATION murdered IC TASKMASTER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
LEAF was slain by ZORSEA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
MARMA THE DUKE was barely slain by ZORSEA in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLEH was viciously butchered by IC ENFORCER in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
FAWKES was assassinated by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
DEAD was butchered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
NO was assassinated by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
SEE YA was slaughtered by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO was viciously butchered by IC ENFORCER in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BYE was slaughtered by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHOCKWAVE overpowered TOXYGEN in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud match.
HAMMERHEAD narrowly defeated COW PIE in a 2 minute brutal veteran's Bloodfeud fight.
ADDICTION bested THE DELTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
BONE DRY demolished TYPHOON in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
RUBEUS HALBERD executed SACRIFICE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud conflict.
FLUNKY overpowered DA MEAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ABSOLUM butchered I'M PREGNANT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FAST EEEK was overpowered by CHINA PRINCESS in a 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT was overpowered by LORD OF BARKNESS in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
AGENT 99 was narrowly defeated by FAKE NEWS in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
ARMENIUS was viciously subdued by MUY CALIENTE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
MEK-QUAKE was demolished by STUD MUFFIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SHEIK TZU was handily defeated by STOOGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
UGLY ART luckily beat FOLLOWER in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RUMP ROAST overpowered WENDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VIKING VAMPIRE was savagely defeated by KLEGG HAII in a 2 minute Challenge match.
THE WHISPER put to death LITTLE BOY in a 2 minute expert's Challenge bout.
JACK E. KENNEDY was savagely defeated by GOB BLUTH in a 3 minute competition.
PILLAGE savagely defeated TRUMP U in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
TRY ONE overpowered PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MR NICE GUY was overpowered by THAT'S HUMERUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
NORTHWIND was overpowered by HELLHOUND HESTATI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
KOOKABURRA was bested by KING CHARLES in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
BURN was savagely defeated by JURINE CAKE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
SLOANE was unbelievably bested by RENEWING THE MIND in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
BELLA subdued RAVAGE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER was demolished by DRUDGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RAINBOW luckily beat SQUINTER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge competition.
BAUM viciously subdued TRIALS OF VICTORY in a 5 minute novice's Challenge duel.
POPPY won victory over PSYKLOPS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
YUPPIE ZEALOT devastated BRONTES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
STABBERS won victory over APPARITIONAL ARCHER in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
OZONE was bested by SPOOK SOLDIER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
PREACH THE GOSPEL was put to death by SAREE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
VICTORIOUS FAITH was handily defeated by CONWAY AD in a 1 minute Challenge match.
LYCAN luckily beat THE WARRIOR in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
YUPPIE MOTH overpowered SERF in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE WHISP was overpowered by MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
TROLL handily defeated CLUB COFFEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DIE ROLL subdued HUGEMONGASS in a 1 minute brutal novice's Challenge conflict.
THE WINNER demolished ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ORIGINAL JOE was overcome by ANDORIAN YUPPIE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
KNUCKLE SAMMICH handily defeated STIFFLER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
EN FEUGO demolished HOBO CASSEROLE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TIN WOODMAN overpowered SLY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CRYING KID narrowly defeated A MARROW ESCAPE in a popular 4 minute master's contest.
BARNEY STINSON vanquished FIZBAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BRUTUS was overpowered by MELSANDRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BUFFY overpowered T.H.C. in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MONSTER was subdued by CHONG in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
PLAGUE FACE was handily defeated by CHEECH in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
HILLARY was overpowered by FRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BROKEN FAUCET won victory over RICO SUAVE in a 6 minute duel.
CAPTAIN KIRK was overpowered by ANTS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARK SOHO was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SGT STANDANKO was beaten by APOCALYPSE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome battle.
G.O.A.T. was defeated by ALCHEMIST in a 3 minute fight.
WHOPPER was devastated by WILT CHAMBERLAIN in a 1 minute bloody uneven match.
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS overpowered THE SINFUL NATURE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ROTTING WOOD defeated VENOM in a 1 minute fight.
TOO $HORT devastated MYLAELA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CONWAY beat TERTIUS in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
SIXSHOT murdered STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DRACO MAL FOIL was subdued by INDYO in a 3 minute gruesome novice's fight.
SALSA VERDE was handily defeated by SMOKE KING HOT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PICANTE lost to CUDGEL PUFF in a 2 minute gory beginner's match.
BONE UP beat RECON REVENANT in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
RANNI was overcome by NUMEROUS OF TEXES in a 2 minute beginner's conflict.
QUAKE luckily beat AUGER in a exciting 1 minute amateur's bout.
KARL devastated STILL WON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHIRKER overpowered STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  39         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  11 -  0      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 30         LUNGING ATTACK   110 - 102 -  9      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         STRIKING ATTACK   91 -  85 -  7      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  30 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  41 -  2      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW        50 -  61 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY       34 -  55 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  56 -  3      38  |

Turn 429 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      9 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 16         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     7 -  8         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 22         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  5     AIMED BLOW         6 - 12         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   CHINA PRINCESS 9476        19   9  0  151 LAND OF OZ (217)
LUNGING ATTACK   MUY CALIENTE 9212          18  16  1  145 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
TOTAL PARRY      CRYING KID 8392            16   9  0  139 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  BARNEY STINSON 8307        19  13  2  132 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK  TIN WOODMAN 9708           10   5  1  114 LAND OF OZ (217)
WALL OF STEEL    LORD OF BARKNESS 9423      16  11  0  104 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    STUD MUFFIN 9065            8   3  0   93 SHEWISH DINER (806)
AIMED BLOW       HOBO CASSEROLE 8622        17  16  1   92 SHEWISH DINER (806)
PARRY-LUNGE      THAT'S HUMERUS 10010        9   3  0   54 YOU GOT BONED (866)
PARRY-STRIKE     RAVAGE 9901                 4   3  0   41 DARQUE FORCES (396)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MUY CALIENTE 9212.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BAUM 10053.  The ten other most popular fighters were A MARROW ESCAPE 10018, 
KLEGG HAII 9204, GOB BLUTH 9478, JURINE CAKE 9371, SQUINTER 9831, FOLLOWER 9839, 
TERTIUS 9923, SLOANE 9922, RAVAGE 9901, and MELSANDRA 9968.

The least popular fighter this week was SALSA VERDE 10062.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DRACO MAL FOIL 10059, MYLAELA 9964, WHOPPER 9835, DARK SOHO 
10022, CAPTAIN KIRK 5954, BROKEN FAUCET 9686, HILLARY 9534, T.H.C. 5928, SLY 9989, 
and HOBO CASSEROLE 8622.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CHINA PRINCESS (47-9476) LAND OF OZ (217)
CRYING KID (47-8392) BASH BROS PARK (766)
BARNEY STINSON (47-8307) SECOND BANANAS (573)
KLEGG HAII (47-9204) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
HOBO CASSEROLE (47-8622) SHEWISH DINER (806)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

QUEEN LATIFAH (47-9038) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
EN FEUGO (47-9072) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
ARMENIUS (47-9159) WHITE WOLVES (832)
TENTENABULATION (47-9381) ROYAL FLUSH (48)