DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/13/2021 Duedate: 05/10/2021
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-430
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TIN WOODMAN
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9708) [11-5-1,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TIN WOODMAN FAKE NEWS
LAND OF OZ (217) TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
(47-9708) [11-5-1,118] (47-9958) [6-0-1,111]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MUY CALIENTE ENCHILADAS SUIZAS
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
(47-9212) [18-17-1,96] (47-9816) [5-2-0,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAND OF OZ (217)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 52
2. SHEWISH DINER (806) 49EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. BASH BROS PARK (766) 37 Unchartered Team
4. AFFLICTION (862) 34
5. WHITE WOLVES (832) 31 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861) 2 1 0 66.7 1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 14 1 1
2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 182 110 8 62.3 2/ 3 BASH BROS PARK (766) 11 4 0
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 953 611 32 60.9 3/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 10 5 1
4/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573) 374 264 40 58.6 4/11*AFFLICTION (862) 10 5 0
5/ 6 YOU GOT BONED (866) 27 20 1 57.4 5/16 SHEWISH DINER (806) 9 6 2
6/ 4*TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 17 13 1 56.7 6/ 1 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 9 6 1
7/ 7 SHEWISH DINER (806) 168 130 15 56.4 7/ 8 YOU GOT BONED (866) 9 6 0
8/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1022 851 53 54.6 8/ 5 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 8 7 1
9/ 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 199 166 17 54.5 9/10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 8 7 0
10/11 THE RED COMPANY (859) 247 219 22 53.0 10/22 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 8 7 0
11/29*AFFLICTION (862) 13 12 0 52.0 11/ 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 8 7 0
12/10 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 15 14 1 51.7 12/17 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 8 7 0
13/13 DARQUE FORCES (396) 408 383 31 51.6 13/ 4 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 7 7 0
14/20 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 18 17 1 51.4 14/21 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 8 2
15/16 BASH BROS PARK (766) 173 167 11 50.9 15/12 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 7 8 1
16/15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 83 81 8 50.6 16/19*TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 7 8 0
17/12 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 43 42 5 50.6 17/24*BORN TO MACK (639) 7 8 0
18/18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 118 117 4 50.2 18/14 PSY CORPS (867) 6 9 2
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/14*BORN TO MACK (639) 18 18 1 50.0 19/28 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 6 9 1
20/21 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 234 235 12 49.9 20/20 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 6 9 0
21/17 FAST FOOD (724) 258 260 15 49.8 21/13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 6 9 0
22/19 THE PURGE 209 (868) 19 20 1 48.7 22/18 THE RED COMPANY (859) 5 10 1
23/22 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 98 106 1 48.0 23/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396) 5 10 1
24-24 SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 35 40 4 46.7 24/29 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 5 10 1
25/26 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 28 32 1 46.7 25/15 THE PURGE 209 (868) 5 10 0
26/25 PSY CORPS (867) 22 26 3 45.8 26/25 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 5 10 0
27/23 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 38 46 2 45.2 27/23 FAST FOOD (724) 5 10 0
28/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 50 63 1 44.2 28/26 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 5 10 0
29/28 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 24 31 6 43.6 29-27 SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 4 6 0
30/30 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 30 49 2 38.0 30/30 WHITE WOLVES (832) 3 10 0
31/31 WHITE WOLVES (832) 95 166 4 36.4 31-31*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War
Turn 4 Scoring
Total Full Certs Turn
Score Alliance Wins Teams Score Score
117 PM 9 2 0 33
117 MASH 6 2 0 24
108 TToF 4 1 0 12
105 DC 7 2 0 27
99 GBH 5 2 0 21
96 DHPT 4 2 0 18
96 SPBL 7 2 0 27
93 NF 4 2 0 18
90 TH 2 2 0 12
87 SO 4 2 0 18
84 KLG 4 2 0 18
81 FtN 3 2 0 15
78 HP 6 2 0 24
45 TR 2 1 0 6
Individual Endurance
Score Team Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
33 PM
15 SHEWISH DINER 5/4 20/20, 4
18 BASH BROS PARK 5/5 20/20, 4
24 MASH
15 LAND OF OZ 5/4 20/20, 4
9 SECOND BANANAS 5/2 20/20, 4
12 TToF
0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 4/1 19/20, 4
12 SATAN'S MINIONS 5/3 20/20, 4
27 DC
9 PSY CORPS 5/2 20/20, 4
18 AFFLICTION 5/5 20/20, 4
21 GBH
12 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 5/3 20/20, 4
9 DEATHLY HALLOWS 5/2 20/20, 4
18 DHPT
6 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 5/1 20/20, 4
12 YOU GOT BONED 5/3 20/20, 4
27 SPBL
15 ABERRANT 5 BLADES 5/4 20/20, 4
12 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 5/3 20/20, 4
18 NF
6 FAST FOOD 5/1 20/20, 4
12 TEAM HAS NO NAME 5/3 20/20, 4
12 TH
3 DARQUE FORCES 5/0 20/20, 4
9 THE PURGE 209 5/2 20/20, 4
18 SO
9 WRATHMEN 23-19 5/2 19/20, 4
9 TRUMP IS HUGE 5/2 20/20, 4
18 KLG
12 WEIRD ALCHEMY 5/3 20/20, 4
6 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 5/1 18/20, 4
15 FtN
6 ROYAL FLUSH 5/1 20/20, 4
9 BOOK OF THOMAS 5/2 20/20, 4
24 HP
12 SPECTRAL STEEL 5/3 19/20, 4
12 BIG LAKE GROOVE 5/3 19/20, 4
6 TR
-3 SMOKED OUT!!! 0/0 15/20, 3
9 BORN TO MACK 5/2 15/20, 3
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I am China Princess and not only am I ruler of The Land Of China, but I am
Duelmistress of the lesser lands of North Fork. I have been a boon to the record of
the Land Of Oz stable for years, helping my dear fellow ruler of The Land Of Oz. Today
I announce not only my Duelmistress Title, but my admittance into Lord Protectorship
(Consortium number 1204) and my soon move to The Isle in assistance to The Lady.
As a service to you, my followers, I shall permit you knowledge into my life here
in North Fork:
Born 13-9-15-21-14-4-7 Basher (norm, good)
Trained to 14-9-15-21-17-6-7 (good, great)
Blessed with +1 Attack
18-9-0 in the arena
17-20 in tourneys
Masters -- Attack, Decise, Init; Adex -- Riposte; Expert -- Parry
With a skill learn rate of 2.12
Skilled with many weapons:
WF = 9/35/3
MA = 14/23/2
WH = 70/171/16
ML = 1/10/1
FAVES: Yet unknown
I shall miss my days fighting alongside my Land of Oz warrior friends, and
perhaps it is time to retire to a softer life. Perhaps I should wish you all "good
luck", but my Mashie affiliation leans me otherwise. Hence, I would suggest to you, to
"Keep On Losing."
-- China Princes, DM
(land Of Oz and Mashie affiliation)
SPY REPORT
Welcome NORTH FORK. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights
have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Bein' on top is great
while it lasts, SATAN'S MINIONS. But how many friends do you have now? You know
what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge... SHEWISH DINER moved up
11 places, to 5th. Who can explain it? Not you, not me, not REIGNNCATSNDOGS'
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 22nd to 10th. DARQUE FORCES
bit the big one as they could not win. They dropped from 7th down to 23rd! Are you
guy giving lessons or what? It seems so recently people were saying AFFLICTION was
washed up, finished. But 5-0-0 moved them up 7. I guess they're washed no more...
What's with HOBO CASSEROLE? He actually beat ROYAL FLUSH's JACK E. KENNEDY, and
walked away with 32 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at TEAM HAS NO NAME
while they watched MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE clobber FRENZY. He lost 19 points and got
bruised from objects thrown from the stands. NORTH FORK has a Duelmaster who doesn't
sit back and get lazy. She Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's VAR'S NEOPHYTE
(0-0-0), which should prove (ahem!) interesting. Try as he might, VAR'S NEOPHYTE
wasn't good enough at persuading CHINA PRINCESS to step down from the Duelmaster's
throne... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow
fighters? Tough!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. NORTH FORK thinks LAND OF OZ
and their 953-611-32 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up... The
bums at WEIRD ALCHEMY couldn't face the challenges from LAND OF OZ! No excuse for
that! How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, APPARITIONAL
ARCHER! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. Fighting is a
better craft than farming, MEK-QUAKE, but you have to pay your dues. Being
challenged by RUMP ROAST, 23 points above you, is dues. RUMP ROAST overcame
MEK-QUAKE. SHEWISH DINER calls this fighting? In my day... JURINE CAKE expects the
easy win by going 23 points down. TRUMP U will find this a hard lesson! I have to
get this off my chest. What a low dog, JURINE CAKE! He can't set himself up in a
real match. I was sorry to see TRUMP U lose. Taunt your opponent ANDORIAN YUPPIE!
That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged. (and by 16 points!) BAUM
should have an easy win. BAUM defeated ANDORIAN YUPPIE. I bet BAUM could beat
two-year-olds, too. Well, PAPER TIGERS S19.1 knows who to set their sights on.
Fighting is a better craft than farming, DRACO MAL FOIL, but you have to pay your
dues. Being challenged by KNUCKLE SAMMICH, 21 points above you, is dues. I have to
get this off my chest. What a low dog, KNUCKLE SAMMICH! She can't set herself up in
a real match. I was sorry to see DRACO MAL FOIL lose. KING CHARLES of
REIGNNCATSNDOGS knows how to pick 'em. He challenged FORBIDDEN FRUIT of FAST FOOD
who is up by 22. Now was this a wise move? KING CHARLES perhaps got his just
desserts, seeing as he overcame FORBIDDEN FRUIT and ended up with 77 recognition
points.
Warriors of NORTH FORK unite. You have only your games to lose! Who will dare
fight CHINA PRINCESS, after she returned from the Dark Arena? (For the record 20-9-1
is 153, and has she points) Hmm... More surprises must remain in store for me, if
BARNEY STINSON can return from the Dark Arena. BRONTES looked pretty sick and
surprised when he learned BOOK OF THOMAS is sending him to the Dark Arena! Whadd'he
expect with a 4-11-0? JACK E. KENNEDY of ROYAL FLUSH didn't know when to quit. When
you've got a 19-17-0, that's a good sign. Now he's dead. Someone told SAREE that
ABERRANT 5 BLADES never Bloodfeuded, that she'd have an easy kill. Well, I'm sure
whoever misled you is right sorry. TRIALS OF VICTORY larned his lesson (RANNI taught
it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any AFFLICTION members with
the same gusto. Is ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 getting weak? What sort of warriors let a comrade
fall without getting revenge? Times have changed... Is it my imagination, or are
fighters getting younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
NORTH FORK is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.
Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,--
Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIN WOODMAN 9708 11 5 1 118 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAKE NEWS 9958 6 0 1 111 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
UGLY ART 9458 10 4 0 107 BASH BROS PARK (766)
FAST EEEK 8682 14 11 0 105 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
STUD MUFFIN 9065 9 3 0 105 SHEWISH DINER (806)
THE WHISPER 9757 15 7 2 102 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
MUY CALIENTE 9212 18 17 1 96 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOB BLUTH 9478 12 6 2 96 SECOND BANANAS (573)
RUMP ROAST 9066 17 11 3 94 SHEWISH DINER (806)
STOOGE 9259 19 16 0 92 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 16 12 0 91 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGENT 99 8694 15 9 1 90 SECOND BANANAS (573)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 20 17 0 89 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BRUTUS 9380 19 21 2 89 WHITE WOLVES (832)
A MARROW ESCAPE 10018 8 3 0 89 YOU GOT BONED (866)
SHEIK TZU 9452 9 14 0 88 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
MELSANDRA 9968 7 2 0 82 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
KING CHARLES 9451 12 10 0 77 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 9 9 1 77 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
FOLLOWER 9839 7 2 1 76 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
SLY 9989 8 5 1 75 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
MEK-QUAKE 9782 10 10 0 72 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 16 17 0 71 FAST FOOD (724)
BUFFY 10047 11 9 0 67 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHONG 5927 9 6 0 64 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
FLUNKY 9810 4 1 0 64 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
TOXYGEN 10027 5 4 1 63 PSY CORPS (867)
JURINE CAKE 9371 7 10 0 62 SHEWISH DINER (806)
RENEWING THE MIND 9904 9 2 0 59 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-CHEECH 5930 7 8 2 59 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
SHOCKWAVE 9784 10 6 0 58 DARQUE FORCES (396)
APOCALYPSE 10030 5 2 0 58 THE PURGE 209 (868)
HAMMERHEAD 9383 4 8 0 58 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MONSTER 9618 7 2 2 56 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
DRUDGE 9735 7 3 0 56 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 7 2 0 55 BASH BROS PARK (766)
WENDY 9727 14 11 0 54 FAST FOOD (724)
BURN 10036 7 2 0 52 THE PURGE 209 (868)
SLOANE 9922 5 4 1 52 THE RED COMPANY (859)
PLAGUE FACE 9829 5 1 0 52 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950 4 3 0 52 BORN TO MACK (639)
ADDICTION 9387 7 3 0 50 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 9 4 0 49 YOU GOT BONED (866)
COW PIE 9281 8 11 2 49 SHEWISH DINER (806)
DARK SOHO 10022 8 3 0 48 PSY CORPS (867)
TRY ONE 9765 11 9 0 47 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ANTS 9832 3 1 0 47 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816 5 2 0 46 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971 6 2 1 45 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
BELLA 9913 5 4 0 45 THE RED COMPANY (859)
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054 3 1 0 45 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
ALCHEMIST 9827 4 0 0 43 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-T.H.C. 5928 6 9 1 42 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
RUBEUS HALBERD 10058 3 1 1 42 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
NORTHWIND 9454 7 2 0 41 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
KOOKABURRA 9976 6 3 0 41 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
PILLAGE 10035 5 2 0 41 THE PURGE 209 (868)
SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 5 1 0 39 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
KNUCKLE SAMMICH 10011 4 0 0 39 YOU GOT BONED (866)
BAUM 10053 3 1 0 39 LAND OF OZ (217)
-MR NICE GUY 5931 6 9 1 38 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905 5 6 0 38 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
DA MEAT 9930 3 4 1 38 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
TRUMP U 9962 2 4 0 38 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROTTING WOOD 9896 4 0 0 37 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-SGT STANDANKO 5929 7 8 0 36 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
HILLARY 9534 7 10 1 34 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 7 7 0 34 FAST FOOD (724)
STABBERS 9750 3 2 0 34 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE SINFUL NATURE 9847 7 5 0 33 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
CAPTAIN KIRK 5954 4 3 1 33 BORN TO MACK (639)
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 4 5 1 33 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
RICO SUAVE 5951 4 3 0 33 BORN TO MACK (639)
RAVAGE 9901 4 4 0 32 DARQUE FORCES (396)
THE DELTA 10026 2 8 1 32 PSY CORPS (867)
TROLL 10025 5 6 0 29 PSY CORPS (867)
POPPY 9927 5 1 0 29 LAND OF OZ (217)
ABSOLUM 10023 2 3 1 28 PSY CORPS (867)
BONE DRY 10057 2 2 0 28 YOU GOT BONED (866)
RAINBOW 9841 5 8 0 27 LAND OF OZ (217)
VENOM 9951 2 3 0 27 AFFLICTION (862)
ACE REPORTER 9897 3 7 0 26 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SERF 10056 2 2 0 26 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846 5 7 0 24 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
WHOPPER 9835 5 9 0 24 FAST FOOD (724)
TERTIUS 9923 4 3 0 24 WHITE WOLVES (832)
MYLAELA 9964 4 1 0 24 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
CONWAY AD 9961 2 4 0 24 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
FRENZY 9949 2 2 0 24 DARQUE FORCES (396)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIE ROLL 9946 4 2 0 23 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CUDGEL PUFF 10083 2 0 0 23 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
RANNI 10009 2 2 0 22 AFFLICTION (862)
TOO $HORT 5953 3 5 0 21 BORN TO MACK (639)
SQUINTER 9831 3 5 0 20 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
LYCAN 10007 3 1 0 20 AFFLICTION (862)
-NUMEROUS OF TEXES 9935 2 0 0 20 PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)
SIXSHOT 9919 4 4 2 18 DARQUE FORCES (396)
OZONE 9944 3 3 0 18 THE RED COMPANY (859)
CONWAY 9720 4 3 1 16 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SAREE 9965 2 3 1 16 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
THE WHISP 9947 2 4 0 16 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
INDYO 10087 2 0 0 16 AFFLICTION (862)
ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973 1 5 0 16 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
PSYKLOPS 9931 0 8 0 16 THE RED COMPANY (859)
THE WINNER 10070 1 2 0 15 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ZANDER 10102 1 0 0 15 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
G.O.A.T. 9959 4 2 0 14 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
RECON REVENANT 10067 2 1 0 14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
YUPPIE MOTH 9975 2 4 0 14 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
SALSA VERDE 10062 2 2 0 14 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
QUAKE 10071 3 0 0 13 AFFLICTION (862)
STIFFLER 5952 3 4 0 13 BORN TO MACK (639)
THE WARRIOR 9948 1 5 0 13 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
DRACO MAL FOIL 10059 2 2 0 12 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
VERTIGO 10090 1 0 1 11 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
HUNTSMAN 10097 1 0 0 11 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
STILL WON 10088 1 1 0 11 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092 1 0 0 11 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
TYPHOON 10037 2 3 1 10 THE RED COMPANY (859)
MEMAW 10099 1 0 0 10 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055 2 2 1 9 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
SITH TZU LORD 10095 1 0 0 6 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
KARL 10074 1 2 0 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORIGINAL JOE 10066 1 2 0 5 FAST FOOD (724)
BONE UP 10064 1 2 0 5 YOU GOT BONED (866)
GERMANICUS 10105 1 0 0 5 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SMOKE KING HOT 10082 1 1 0 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PICANTE 10063 0 4 0 4 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
AUGER 10076 0 2 0 2 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
BRAN DA BLOODTHRUSTY 10100 0 1 0 1 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
VEXILLARIUS 10085 0 1 0 1 WHITE WOLVES (832)
LUCIUS 10086 0 1 0 1 WHITE WOLVES (832)
READ THE ROOM 10091 0 1 0 1 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
FEMINIST 10103 0 1 0 1 THE PURGE 209 (868)
-BELIEVE ME... 9936 0 1 0 1 PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)
FAITH 10101 0 1 0 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BIBLE PROPORTION 9848 3 5 0 ABERRANT 5 BLADE 858 TURBULENCE 9902 426 NONE
PREACH THE GOSPE 9850 1 10 0 ABERRANT 5 BLADE 858 SAREE 9965 429 JUST REVENGED
CYBER 10008 0 1 0 AFFLICTION 862 TRIALS OF VICTO 10055 427 JUST REVENGED
BRONTES 9414 4 12 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 MASTER KELLOGG 430 NONE
HUGEMONGASS 9836 1 5 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 IC TASKMASTER 430 NONE
LITTLE BOY 8548 7 9 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 THE WHISPER 9757 429
DEAD 10096 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 IC ENFORCER 430 NONE
SOUNDWAVE 9815 5 7 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 TOXYGEN 10027 428 REVENGED
HOOKSHANKS 10001 0 1 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 SACRIFICE 10029 427 REVENGED
FEATHER 9386 4 5 2 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840 COW PIE 9281 428 JUST REVENGED
I'M PREGNANT 10068 0 2 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840 ABSOLUM 10023 429
SNOWFLAKE 9659 1 3 1 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840 THE DELTA 10026 427 JUST REVENGED
2 OF CLUBS 10093 0 1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 SPIRIT 430 NONE
3 OF CLUBS 10094 0 1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 AVATAR OF DARKHE 430 NONE
APPARITIONAL ARC 9711 3 4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 SLOANE 9922 430
SACRIFICE 10029 1 3 1 THE PURGE 209 868 RUBEUS HALBERD 10058 429
SEWER RAT 10104 0 1 0 THE PURGE 209 868 VERTIGO 10090 430
HUGE WALL 9960 2 1 0 TRUMP IS HUGE 863 PRINCESS BUTTERP 9687 427
BIG 10098 0 1 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864 MASTER KELLOGG 430 NONE
FUNNY BONE 10012 0 1 0 YOU GOT BONED 866 TYPHOON 10037 427 JUST REVENGED
JILES 10050 11 5 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 MUY CALIENTE 9212 426 NOT REVENGED
SHIRKER 10079 1 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 IC TASKMASTER 430 NONE
ZANDER 10049 7 6 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 FOLLOWER 9839 428
PERSONAL ADS
Well, well. I must say congratulations to our own China Princess who won the
Duelmaster Title and has been selected a Lord Protector. a salute to our own. -- Oz
The All Proud
Fast Eek, tee hee. You challenged? You thought you were faster, quicker, more
decisive? Because of your style and mine? Well, I wish I could say I feel sorry for
the Weird Alchemy Warriors. Not. (wink) -- China Princess, duelmaster
Trials Of Victory, not this day! -- Baum
Squinter, sorry about that. But I am glad you have a name, even though your team
doesn't. -- Rainbow (Over, and way up high.)
Psyklops, thank you for letting me hop on to your painful W/L record. -- Poppy
Sly, who's the sly one now? -- Tin Woodman
Health. Humility. Honor. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. -- Oz The All Philosophical
Papaiz -- I don't know much about you, which shows how important you are, but one
thing I do know is that I super enjoyed killing your warrior last turn. I pray you
bloodfeud so I can add to the kill count. This will happen because I know something
you don't know, I'm better than you and not by just a little bit, but by so much that
if you were to measure the difference of our ability you would be a small pea, and not
the regular size pea, but the little one that is usually found at the end of the pod
that most people just discard and you could measure what I know as like the size of
Rosie O'Donnell, yeah, I know that much! -- Den
Jerman -- I have more kills than you have wins. -- Den
Vlad -- Was your team named after what a stranger whispered in your ear after a night
of shots? -- Den
Hammer -- Don't bother writing, nobody will read it, for a couple of reasons. First,
nobody likes you or your weak imagination and second, the literacy level of this group
is poor at best. -- Den
Crip -- I racked up yet another big win over you last turn. Looks like the Fear the
North team is donating wins to the High Priests as of late. Keep up the work. -- Den
Northfork -- This is getting embarassing! -- White Wolves
Baum -- Thank you for your words of wisdom! I promise to read more and practice more
in future! -- Tertius
Melsandra -- Thank you for the skills training! I shall use my "initiative" and try
to avoid you in future! -- Brutus
Muy Caliente -- The score is now 3-1 to you! I should have known better to try my
luck again against you! Thank you for the skills training, I did get some benefit! --
Armenius
Conway -- Well fought! I will be more decisive agd tell my manager that I will be
waring armour next time we meet! -- Tertius
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHINA PRINCESS butchered VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BARNEY STINSON murdered NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
HUGEMONGASS was assassinated by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BRONTES was butchered by MASTER KELLOGG in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
SHIRKER was assassinated by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
2 OF CLUBS was murdered by SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
3 OF CLUBS was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
BIG was barely slain by MASTER KELLOGG in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DEAD was easily killed by IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
SHOCKWAVE lost to TOXYGEN in a action packed 1 minute Bloodfeud duel.
ADDICTION defeated THE DELTA in a action packed 1 minute Bloodfeud duel.
HAMMERHEAD defeated COW PIE in a 1 minute veteran's Bloodfeud fight.
BONE DRY overcame TYPHOON in a 4 minute Bloodfeud bout.
THE SINFUL NATURE overpowered SAREE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
RANNI viciously subdued TRIALS OF VICTORY in a exciting 2 minute Bloodfeud contest.
PLAGUE FACE devastated RAVAGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FLUNKY handily defeated KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HOBO CASSEROLE assassinated JACK E. KENNEDY in a 2 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
CRYING KID overpowered MUY CALIENTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RUMP ROAST savagely defeated MEK-QUAKE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
GOB BLUTH was beaten by UGLY ART in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
VIKING VAMPIRE was devastated by FAST EEEK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SLY was savagely defeated by SHEIK TZU in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fray.
MELSANDRA was overpowered by STUD MUFFIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
A MARROW ESCAPE defeated FOLLOWER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
AGENT 99 was narrowly defeated by FAKE NEWS in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
JURINE CAKE viciously subdued TRUMP U in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
KING CHARLES savagely defeated FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
ANTS narrowly defeated PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SLOANE assassinated APPARITIONAL ARCHER in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
DRUDGE beat BELLA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
YUPPIE ZEALOT defeated STABBERS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
RUBEUS HALBERD overpowered CONWAY AD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BAUM demolished ANDORIAN YUPPIE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
TROLL was savagely defeated by SPOOK SOLDIER in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
POPPY bested SQUINTER in a action packed 5 minute Challenge bout.
KNUCKLE SAMMICH overpowered DRACO MAL FOIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CLUB COFFEE overcame RAINBOW in a 1 minute Challenge match.
LYCAN won victory over PSYKLOPS in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
YUPPIE MOTH was vanquished by THE WHIPPERSNAPPER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
MYLAELA handily defeated STIFFLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VENOM savagely defeated OZONE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome Challenge battle.
TERTIUS viciously subdued WHOPPER in a 1 minute bloody Challenge match.
THE WHISP lost to VICTORIOUS FAITH in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
KARL slimly lost to SALSA VERDE in a 3 minute gruesome amateur's Challenge match.
ORIGINAL JOE was overcome by THE WARRIOR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
THE WINNER was beaten by ACE REPORTER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
AUGER was vanquished by STILL WON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TIN WOODMAN handily defeated BUFFY in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
KLEGG HAII vanquished LORD OF BARKNESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
STOOGE was narrowly defeated by THE WHISPER in a popular 2 minute veteran's battle.
BRUTUS overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WENDY was handily defeated by HELLHOUND HESTATI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NORTHWIND was subdued by BURN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
DARK SOHO overpowered TOO $HORT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THAT'S HUMERUS was subdued by WILT CHAMBERLAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
BROKEN FAUCET luckily beat DA MEAT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
RENEWING THE MIND luckily beat ENCHILADAS SUIZAS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
MONSTER bested RICO SUAVE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
PILLAGE lost to ALCHEMIST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
FRENZY was demolished by MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TRY ONE was bested by APOCALYPSE in a 1 minute fight.
SIXSHOT was overpowered by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROTTING WOOD viciously subdued ABSOLUM in a 2 minute gory duel.
HILLARY overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CONWAY was viciously subdued by CUDGEL PUFF in a exciting 6 minute brutal duel.
G.O.A.T. was demolished by SERF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DIE ROLL overpowered PICANTE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BONE UP was viciously subdued by HUNTSMAN in a 2 minute brutal novice's contest.
RECON REVENANT demolished FEMINIST in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
QUAKE defeated LUCIUS in a 2 minute beginner's brawl.
SMOKE KING HOT was outwaited by FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 8 minute amateur's match.
INDYO subdued VEXILLARIUS in a 2 minute amateur's duel.
READ THE ROOM was subdued by SITH TZU LORD in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
VERTIGO easily killed SEWER RAT in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
MEMAW demolished FAITH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BRAN DA BLOODTHRUSTY was beaten by GERMANICUS in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
ZANDER handily defeated MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 38 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 13 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 25 STRIKING ATTACK 99 - 94 - 8 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 19 LUNGING ATTACK 124 - 119 - 10 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 36 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 AIMED BLOW 56 - 65 - 5 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 13 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 47 - 2 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 57 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 BASHING ATTACK 41 - 57 - 4 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 18 - 0 38 |
Turn 430 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 13 6 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 20 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 11 - 8 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK TIN WOODMAN 9708 11 5 1 118 LAND OF OZ (217)
LUNGING ATTACK FAKE NEWS 9958 6 0 1 111 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
WALL OF STEEL UGLY ART 9458 10 4 0 107 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK FAST EEEK 8682 14 11 0 105 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-RIPOSTE STUD MUFFIN 9065 9 3 0 105 SHEWISH DINER (806)
AIMED BLOW BUFFY 10047 11 9 0 67 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
TOTAL PARRY BROKEN FAUCET 9686 7 2 0 55 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-LUNGE THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 9 4 0 49 YOU GOT BONED (866)
BASHING ATTACK YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971 6 2 1 45 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MUY CALIENTE 9212. The most popular warrior this
turn was ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816. The ten other most popular fighters were FAKE NEWS
9958, DA MEAT 9930, SQUINTER 9831, AGENT 99 8694, STOOGE 9259, NORTHWIND 9454, RANNI
10009, SHEIK TZU 9452, JURINE CAKE 9371, and PSYKLOPS 9931.
The least popular fighter this week was FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092. The other ten least
popular fighters were DEAD 10096, GERMANICUS 10105, FAITH 10101, SEWER RAT 10104,
BONE UP 10064, PICANTE 10063, G.O.A.T. 9959, SIXSHOT 9919, TOO $HORT 5953, and WENDY
9727.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BARNEY STINSON (47-8307) SECOND BANANAS (573)
CRYING KID (47-8392) BASH BROS PARK (766)
HOBO CASSEROLE (47-8622) SHEWISH DINER (806)
KLEGG HAII (47-9204) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHINA PRINCESS (47-9476) LAND OF OZ (217)
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CINCINNATI!
(well actually, Kentucky)
We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Cincinnati, Ohio, July 16-18, 2021. It
will be held at the Embassy Suites Cincinnati Rivercenter on the banks of the Ohio
River (actually in Covington, Kentucky (866-344-7548). Room rates are $139.00 per
night for kings, $179 for doubles, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary
manager's reception, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness
center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--the code is "RS1" (note that's RS
one not RSI).
The official block cutoff is mid June so make your reservations ASAP!
The hotel reservation site is: http://tinyurl.com/RSIFTF65
Please note that doubles are limited. As always, if the block is full, please make
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation.
The tournament info sheet and minioverviews will be out in June. We are very looking
forward to seeing you all and hope that you can make it!
P.S. The dates are set for the next winter FTF: January 14-16, 2022, in Tempe.