DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/06/2021    Duedate: 08/02/2021

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-433

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STUD MUFFIN
SHEWISH DINER (806)
(47-9065) [12-3-0,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STUD MUFFIN                    FAKE NEWS
SHEWISH DINER (806)            TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
(47-9065) [12-3-0,144]         (47-9958) [8-1-1,94]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AGENT 99                       STABBERS
SECOND BANANAS (573)           DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
(47-8694) [17-10-1,109]        (47-9750) [6-2-0,75]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

YOU GOT BONED (866)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         47
2. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)       45      YOU GOT BONED (866)
3. LAND OF OZ (217)            44      Unchartered Team
4. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            43
5. WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)        41      AFFLICTION (862)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 YOU GOT BONED (866)       39  22  2 63.9   1/ 1 YOU GOT BONED (866)      12  2 1
 2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 191 115  8 62.4   2/ 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      11  4 0
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         961 618 32 60.9   3/ 2 SHEWISH DINER (806)      11  4 0
 4/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     381 272 41 58.3   4/ 8 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  9  5 0
 5/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)      179 134 15 57.2   5/ 3 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  6 0
 6/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1029 859 54 54.5   6/17 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  8  7 0
 7/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    205 175 17 53.9   7/ 7 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     8  7 0
 8/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      48  41  2 53.9   8/14 LAND OF OZ (217)          8  7 0
 9/12*AFFLICTION (862)          21  19  0 52.5   9/24 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 0
10/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)      416 390 31 51.6  10/ 5*AFFLICTION (862)          8  7 0
11/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)     182 173 11 51.3  11/20 THE PURGE 209 (868)       7  7 1
12-15 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    23  22  2 51.1  12/22 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      7  8 1
13/ 6*TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       23  22  1 51.1  13/27 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 1
14/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      245 239 12 50.6  14/21 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  8 1
15/13 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     90  89  8 50.3  15/19 WHITE WOLVES (832)        7  8 1
16/16 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      50  50  5 50.0  16/23 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      7  8 0
17/21 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      22  22  2 50.0  17/10 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     7  8 0
18/20 FAST FOOD (724)          264 269 16 49.5  18/11 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     123 126  4 49.4  19/ 6 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   7  8 0
20/24 THE PURGE 209 (868)       26  27  2 49.1  20/15 BORN TO MACK (639)        6  9 2
21/22 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    105 114  1 47.9  21/25 FAST FOOD (724)           6  9 1
22/19 BORN TO MACK (639)        24  27  3 47.1  22/16*TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       6  9 0
23/23 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   35  40  1 46.7  23/18 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     6  9 0
24/25 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  46  53  2 46.5  24- 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    5  5 1
25/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     58  70  1 45.3  25/12 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      5  9 0
26-28 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)       36  44  4 45.0  26/13 PSY CORPS (867)           5 10 1
27/26 PSY CORPS (867)           27  36  4 42.9  27/28 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      5 10 0
28/29 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     28  42  6 40.0  28/29*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)     4 11 0
29/31 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      35  59  2 37.2  29/26 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     4 11 0
30/30 WHITE WOLVES (832)       102 174  5 37.0  30/32 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      1  2 0
31/32*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)      4  11  0 26.7  31-31 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                      Turf War
                                    Turn 7 Scoring

Double Points starts this turn!!!

                        Total                Full  Certs Turn
                        Score Alliance  Wins Teams Score Score
                        234   PM         6    2     0     48    
                        225   MASH       8    2     0     60    
                        201   TToF       4    2     0     36    
                        198   DHPT       5    1     0     30    
                        195   KLG        6    2     0     48    
                        192   GBH        3    2     0     30    
                        192   DC         3    2     0     30    
                        180   SPBL       4    2     0     36    
                        177   FtN        7    2     0     54    
                        177   SO         4    2     0     36    
                        177   TH         5    1     0     30    
                        159   NF         2    1     0     12    
                        153   HP         3    2     0     30    
                        90    TR         1    1     0     6     

          Individual                                           Endurance
          Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
          48         PM                                                  
            24         SHEWISH DINER                 5/3         35/35, 7  
            24         BASH BROS PARK                5/3         35/35, 7  
          60         MASH                                                
            36         LAND OF OZ                    5/5         35/35, 7  
            24         SECOND BANANAS                5/3         35/35, 7  
          36         TToF                                                
            18         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE           5/2         33/35, 7  
            18         SATAN'S MINIONS               5/2         35/35, 7  
          30         DHPT                                                
            18         PAPER TIGERS S19.1            5/2         35/35, 7  
            12         YOU GOT BONED                 4/3         34/35, 7  
          48         KLG                                                 
            30         WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/4         35/35, 7  
            18         ZOMBIE SQUAD 6                5/2         33/35, 7  
          30         GBH                                                 
            18         REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/2         35/35, 7  
            12         DEATHLY HALLOWS               5/1         35/35, 7  
          30         DC                                                  
            6          PSY CORPS                     5/0         35/35, 7  
            24         AFFLICTION                    5/3         35/35, 7  
          36         SPBL                                                
            18         ABERRANT 5 BLADES             5/2         35/35, 7  
            18         DOWNWARD SPIRAL               5/2         35/35, 7  
          54         FtN                                                 
            30         ROYAL FLUSH                   5/4         35/35, 7  
            24         BOOK OF THOMAS                5/3         35/35, 7  
          36         SO                                                  
            24         WRATHMEN 23-19                5/3         34/35, 7  
            12         TRUMP IS HUGE                 5/1         35/35, 7  
          30         TH                                                  
            18         DARQUE FORCES                 5/2         35/35, 7  
            12         THE PURGE 209                 4/3         34/35, 7  
          12         NF                                                  
            18         FAST FOOD                     5/2         35/35, 7  
            -6         TEAM HAS NO NAME              0/0         30/35, 6  
          30         HP                                                  
            12         SPECTRAL STEEL                5/1         33/35, 7  
            18         BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/2         34/35, 7  
          6          TR                                                  
            -6         SMOKED OUT!!!                 0/0         20/35, 4  
            12         BORN TO MACK                  5/1         30/35, 6  

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in NORTH FORK since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Who can explain it?  Not 
you, not me, not PAPER TIGERS S19.1's opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 17th to 6th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  DARQUE FORCES moved up 15 places, to 9th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, 
not me, not ROYAL FLUSH's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 27th 
to 13th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't 
look at ABERRANT 5 BLADES, cause they dropped by 13.  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  SPECTRAL STEEL!  PSY CORPS bit the big one as they could not win.  
They dropped from 13th down to 26th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  THE PURGE 
209 showed NORTH FORK what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk 
off with 3-1-0.  What's with DRUDGE?  He actually beat SHEWISH DINER's RUMP ROAST, 
and walked away with 27 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at BORN TO MACK.  
WILT CHAMBERLAIN lost 17 points to KNUCKLE SAMMICH.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  
Maybe WILT CHAMBERLAIN will provide more easy wins...  I'm sure NORTH FORK is excited 
about STUD MUFFIN, the new Duelmaster from SHEWISH DINER.  (remember?)  But when 
you've seen as many as I have...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to 
practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was BASH BROS PARK.  The bums at WEIRD ALCHEMY couldn't face the challenges from BASH 
BROS PARK!  No excuse for that!  What do people see in READ THE ROOM?  His 1-3-0?  
DOWNWARD SPIRAL ain't talkin', but he's got 11 points.  Taunt your opponent HELLHOUND 
HESTATI!  That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged.  (and by 35 
points!)  FAST EEEK should have an easy win.  FAST EEEK won victory over HELLHOUND 
HESTATI.  WEIRD ALCHEMY calls this fighting?  In my day...  Keep challenging up 27 
points, GOB BLUTH, and I won't have to write about you much longer.  UGLY ART always 
accepts those kind of challenges...  Who knows what was running through GOB BLUTH's 
head, but UGLY ART rearranged it for him.  How soon will GOB BLUTH make a challenge 
like that again?  Fighting is a better craft than farming, RANNI, but you have to pay 
your dues.  Being challenged by RAINBOW, 18 points above you, is dues.  I have to get 
this off my chest.  What a low dog, RAINBOW!  It can't set itself up in a real match. 
I was sorry to see RANNI lose.  AUGER expects the easy win by going 20 points down.  
BARNEY STINSON will find this a hard lesson!  Just who can AUGER beat?  I mean, the 
last matchup with lesser-ranked BARNEY STINSON shoulda been a piece of cake!  AGENT 
99 of SECOND BANANAS knows how to pick 'em.  She challenged LORD OF BARKNESS of 
REIGNNCATSNDOGS who is up by 19.  Now was this a wise move?  AGENT 99 perhaps got 
hers just desserts, seeing as she subdued LORD OF BARKNESS and ended up with 109 
recognition points.   
     Warriors of NORTH FORK unite.  You have only your games to lose!  HAMMERHEAD 
looked pretty sick and surprised when he learned DOWNWARD SPIRAL is sending him to 
the Dark Arena!  Whadd'he expect with a 4-10-0?  COW PIE of SHEWISH DINER didn't know 
when to quit.  When you've got a 10-12-2, that's a good sign.  Now she's dead.  
Someone told TOO $HORT that WRATHMEN 23-19 never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy 
kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  Many a warrior has met his 
fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STUD MUFFIN 9065             12   3  0   144       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAST EEEK 8682               17  11  0   134       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 UGLY ART 9458                13   4  0   122       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-A MARROW ESCAPE 10018        10   3  0   110       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 AGENT 99 8694                17  10  1   109       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BRUTUS 9380                  20  23  3   105       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               13  10  0   104       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423        18  13  0    97       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 SLY 9989                     10   6  1    96       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 FAKE NEWS 9958                8   1  1    94       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          20  20  0    92       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 KOOKABURRA 9976               9   3  0    92       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOB BLUTH 9478               12   9  2    90       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-APOCALYPSE 10030              7   2  1    90       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 TIN WOODMAN 9708             12   7  1    89       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MELSANDRA 9968                9   3  0    87       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211       11  10  1    85       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              17  14  3    84       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 DRUDGE 9735                   9   4  0    84       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010         12   4  1    83       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             10  10  0    77       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 SHEIK TZU 9452               10  16  0    76       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904       11   3  0    75       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 STABBERS 9750                 6   2  0    75       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         16  20  0    74       FAST FOOD (724)
 KING CHARLES 9451            13  12  0    72       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816        8   2  0    72       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784               12   7  0    71       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 THE WHISPER 9757             15  10  2    69       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 PILLAGE 10035                 7   3  0    67       THE PURGE 209 (868)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRY ONE 9765                 13  10  0    66       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SPOOK SOLDIER 9722            7   2  0    66       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-PLAGUE FACE 9829              6   2  1    66       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 BONE DRY 10057                5   2  0    65       YOU GOT BONED (866)
-CHONG 5927                    9   7  0    62       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 MONSTER 9618                  8   4  2    62       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 WENDY 9727                   15  13  0    61       FAST FOOD (724)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686            8   4  0    60       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 FRENZY 9949                   5   2  0    58       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAUM 10053                    5   2  0    57       LAND OF OZ (217)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054      4   2  0    56       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 BURN 10036                    8   4  0    54       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-CHEECH 5930                   7   9  2    54       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 CAPTAIN KIRK 5954             6   4  1    54       BORN TO MACK (639)
 KNUCKLE SAMMICH 10011         6   1  0    54       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 RUBEUS HALBERD 10058          5   2  1    54       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ABSOLUM 10023                 4   4  2    54       PSY CORPS (867)
 BUFFY 10047                  12  11  0    51       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905       7   7  0    51       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-DESPERO 8848                  5   6  0    51       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 SERF 10056                    4   3  0    50       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 HILLARY 9534                  9  11  1    49       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-MR NICE GUY 5931              7   9  1    49       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 TOXYGEN 10027                 5   7  1    49       PSY CORPS (867)
 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971            7   4  1    47       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 DIE ROLL 9946                 7   2  0    47       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       6   6  1    46       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-CORSON 8821                   5   5  1    46       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 ANTS 9832                     5   2  0    46       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066            4   2  1    45       FAST FOOD (724)
 DARK SOHO 10022               9   5  0    44       PSY CORPS (867)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847        9   6  0    44       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-T.H.C. 5928                   6  10  1    43       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
 WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950         5   5  0    43       BORN TO MACK (639)
 NORTHWIND 9454                8   4  0    42       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 TRUMP U 9962                  2   7  0    41       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 POPPY 9927                    7   2  0    39       LAND OF OZ (217)
 THE DELTA 10026               3  10  1    39       PSY CORPS (867)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833              9   8  0    38       FAST FOOD (724)
 RAVAGE 9901                   5   6  0    38       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896             4   3  0    37       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-SGT STANDANKO 5929            7   9  0    36       SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
-DA MEAT 9930                  4   5  1    36       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 VENOM 9951                    4   4  0    35       AFFLICTION (862)
 ZANDER 10102                  3   1  0    35       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 RAINBOW 9841                  7   9  0    34       LAND OF OZ (217)
 THE WHISP 9947                4   5  0    34       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOO $HORT 5953                4   7  1    33       BORN TO MACK (639)
 SALSA VERDE 10062             3   4  0    33       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 VEXILLARIUS 10085             2   2  0    33       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-ALCHEMIST 9827                5   1  0    31       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 MEMAW 10099                   3   1  0    31       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 TROLL 10025                   6   8  0    30       PSY CORPS (867)
 ACE REPORTER 9897             4   9  0    30       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CONWAY AD 9961                3   6  0    29       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 CUDGEL PUFF 10083             4   1  0    28       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846         6   9  0    27       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 QUAKE 10071                   5   1  0    27       AFFLICTION (862)
 WHOPPER 9835                  5  12  0    27       FAST FOOD (724)
 VANILLA BEN 10110             3   0  0    27       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 JACK SQUAT 10108              2   1  0    26       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LYCAN 10007                   5   2  0    25       AFFLICTION (862)
-SQUINTER 9831                 4   6  0    24       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 PICANTE 10063                 3   4  0    24       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIXSHOT 9919                  5   6  2    23       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133           2   0  1    23       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WARRIOR 9948              2   7  0    23       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CONWAY 9720                   5   5  1    21       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 G.O.A.T. 9959                 5   4  0    21       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 CLOSED 10122                  3   0  0    21       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082          3   2  0    21       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973          2   7  0    21       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 TERTIUS 9923                  5   5  0    20       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 KARL 10074                    3   3  0    20       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 ZOZO 9132                     2   5  0    20       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 YUPPIE MOTH 9975              3   6  0    19       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 STILL WON 10088               3   2  0    19       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 AL BORLAND 10112              2   1  1    19       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ANIMAL 10128                  2   1  0    19       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 STIFFLER 5952                 4   6  0    18       BORN TO MACK (639)
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       3   4  1    18       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 TESTIMONIAL 10111             1   2  0    18       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SOCIALISM 10143               1   0  0    18       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 RANNI 10009                   2   5  0    17       AFFLICTION (862)
 PULSE 10137                   2   0  0    17       AFFLICTION (862)
 BARNEY STINSON 10136          1   1  1    17       BORN TO MACK (639)
 FOZZY BEAR 10126              1   2  0    16       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 LUCIUS 10086                  2   2  0    15       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059          2   5  0    15       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 MENIAL 10141                  1   0  0    15       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 BAD TRADE 10144               1   0  1    13       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 FEMINIST 10103                1   3  0    13       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 SITH TZU LORD 10095           3   1  0    12       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 RECON REVENANT 10067          3   3  0    12       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BONE UP 10064                 3   3  0    12       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       2   2  0    12       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 GERMANICUS 10105              2   2  0    12       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 READ THE ROOM 10091           1   3  0    11       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 VIRUS 10130                   1   2  0    10       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 HUNTSMAN 10097                2   2  0     8       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 STILESH 10114                 1   2  0     8       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 THEVSHI TROOPER 10109         0   2  0     6       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BEEKER 10125                  1   2  0     5       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 THE WANTING 10120             1   2  0     5       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-RAZAH 9155                    1   1  0     4       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 SEASPRAY 10132                1   1  0     4       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 COUNT 10129                   0   3  0     3       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 VERTIGO 10117                 0   3  0     3       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 MISS PIGGY 10127              0   3  0     3       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135        0   2  0     2       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 RETAINER 10140                0   1  0     1       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 JALAPENO 10146                0   1  0     1       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PREACH THE GOSPE 9850   1 10 0 ABERRANT 5 BLADE 858 SAREE 9965            429  REVENGED
INDYO 10087             2  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       ORIGINAL JOE 10066    431   
LITTLE BOY 8548         7  9 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   THE WHISPER 9757      429  NOT REVENGED
QUIVER 10115            1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   BAD TRADE 10144       433   
RICO SUAVE 5951         4  4 0 BORN TO MACK 639     THAT'S HUMERUS 10010  431   
ADDICTION 9387          8  4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  ABSOLUM 10023         432   
AUGER 10076             1  4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  BARNEY STINSON 10136  433   
HAMMERHEAD 9383         4 11 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  AVATAR OF DARKHE      433  NONE
I'M PREGNANT 10068      0  2 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  ABSOLUM 10023         429  NOT REVENGED
BLAH 10147              0  1 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SA 808 IC ENFORCER           433  NONE
7 OF CLUBS 10145        0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       MASTER KELLOGG        433  NONE
DEAD 10142              0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  NOT SO GENTLEBEN      433  NONE
FLUNKY 9810             4  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  PLAGUE FACE 9829      431  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FOLLOWER 9839           7  4 1 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  APOCALYPSE 10030      432   
COW PIE 9281           10 12 2 SHEWISH DINER 806    BRUTUS 9380           433   
APPARITIONAL ARC 9711   3  4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   SLOANE 9922           430   
SACRIFICE 10029         1  3 1 THE PURGE 209 868    RUBEUS HALBERD 10058  429  NOT REVENGED
8 10148                 0  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    IC TASKMASTER         433  NONE
LEYA 10116              0  3 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864   NOT SO GENTLEBEN      433  NONE
MYLAELA 9964            5  2 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864   TOO $HORT 5953        432  JUST REVENGED
SAREE 9965              3  5 1 WRATHMEN 23-19 864   AVATAR OF DARKHE      433  NONE
FAITH 10101             1  3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   AL BORLAND 10112      433   
JILES 10138             1  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   DANCING QUEEN 10133   433   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

PM, DHPT, may you be cursed by the wicked witch of the west. -- Oz The All-Competitive

Seaspray, I did NOT want to get wet! -- Testimonial

Venom, what are you doing crawling around in my fiekds? -- Poppy

Andorian Yuppie, you should do more reading and less drinking. -- Baum (offering him a 
list of 30+ books to read -- all by the same author)

Squinter, you need to look before I leap. Perhaps sunglasses would help. -- Rainbow

Fast Eek, I thought sure your name was Fast Peek! I shouldn't have taken the time to 
cover. -- Tin Woodman

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

Sly --- You Sly Dog! A TV Challenge! Your Victory! I ended up in the Infirmary for 
treatment and it was serious! Salute! --- Renewing The Mind

Fozzy Bear --- My Desperate Victory! Salute! --- Face Fiery Trials

Jurine Cake --- A Contest Down Challenge! By 26 Points No Less! Your Victory! 
Infirmary for Me! But I Still Live! Salute! --- Victorious Faith

Sixshot --- Your Challenge! Your Victory! No Infirmary for Me! Salute! --- Trials Of 
Victory

Jack Squat --- Unfortunate Random Match Up for You! Salute! --- The Sinful Nature

2020 -- Well fought! Try a different weapon next time! -- Germanicus

Recon Revenant -- Thank you for the opportunity to try out a new weapon! I do hope 
your hand is healing nicely. -- Vexillarius

Killius Slitwick -- Try wearing some better armour in future! -- Lucius

The Whippersnapper -- What hit me? -- Tertius

Muy Caliente -- Challenging you was not one of my better ideas!  Good luck on the 
Isle! -- Brutus

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HAMMERHEAD was butchered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SAREE was butchered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LEYA was murdered by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
7 OF CLUBS was killed by MASTER KELLOGG in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was barely slain by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BLAH was slain by IC ENFORCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
8 was butchered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
MELSANDRA overpowered TOO $HORT in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
SLY overpowered SHEIK TZU in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KOOKABURRA vanquished SHOCKWAVE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FAST EEEK vanquished HELLHOUND HESTATI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AGENT 99 beat LORD OF BARKNESS in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
VIKING VAMPIRE was subdued by MEK-QUAKE in a 3 minute master's Challenge match.
GOB BLUTH was bested by UGLY ART in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
THAT'S HUMERUS viciously subdued THE WHISPER in a 2 minute master's Challenge bout.
COW PIE was slaughtered by BRUTUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
STABBERS viciously subdued BROKEN FAUCET in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge fray.
BONE DRY bested RUBEUS HALBERD in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
KING CHARLES savagely defeated FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS overpowered YUPPIE ZEALOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HILLARY handily defeated TRUMP U in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BAUM vanquished VENOM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SPOOK SOLDIER vanquished BURN in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
TRY ONE demolished PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DIE ROLL vanquished ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TOXYGEN lost to FRENZY in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
ANTS demolished VICTORIOUS FAITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CUDGEL PUFF was outwaited by POPPY in a 7 minute novice vs. expert Challenge fray.
RAINBOW unbelievably bested RANNI in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
YUPPIE MOTH was overpowered by THE WHISP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
AUGER was slain by BARNEY STINSON in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge match.
ANDORIAN YUPPIE was luckily beaten by LYCAN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
RECON REVENANT was overpowered by TESTIMONIAL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
CONWAY was savagely defeated by ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
TERTIUS was devastated by ZANDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
JACK SQUAT devastated STIFFLER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
VEXILLARIUS overpowered WHOPPER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.
CLOSED narrowly defeated DRACO MAL FOIL in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
VERTIGO was vanquished by FEMINIST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SMOKE KING HOT subdued TRIALS OF VICTORY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
GERMANICUS lost to QUAKE in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
DANCING QUEEN murdered JILES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE WANTING was bested by READ THE ROOM in a 2 minute Challenge match.
AL BORLAND easily killed FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
FAKE NEWS was overpowered by STUD MUFFIN in a 2 minute one-sided Title brawl.
TIN WOODMAN viciously subdued WENDY in a popular 1 minute brutal veteran's match.
JURINE CAKE overpowered SERF in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUMP ROAST was handily defeated by DRUDGE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
CAPTAIN KIRK was demolished by RENEWING THE MIND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WILT CHAMBERLAIN was subdued by KNUCKLE SAMMICH in a popular 1 minute battle.
PILLAGE savagely defeated ABSOLUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody conflict.
CONWAY AD was overpowered by ORIGINAL JOE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER devastated KARL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
RAVAGE subdued THE WARRIOR in a 2 minute battle.
MONSTER devastated DARK SOHO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NORTHWIND savagely defeated TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory duel.
THE DELTA was luckily beaten by CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brawl.
THE SINFUL NATURE overpowered ANIMAL in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
BUFFY savagely defeated SALSA VERDE in a popular 3 minute bloody conflict.
G.O.A.T. was defeated by CLUB COFFEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SIXSHOT was demolished by MEMAW in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BONE UP was savagely defeated by ZOZO in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
PICANTE vanquished FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VANILLA BEN demolished MISS PIGGY in a 1 minute uneven battle.
THEVSHI TROOPER was defeated by VIRUS in a 3 minute brutal amateur's fight.
STILESH slimly won victory over BEEKER in a 3 minute novice's contest.
QUIVER was executed by BAD TRADE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HUNTSMAN was overpowered by FOZZY BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SITH TZU LORD bested COUNT in a exciting 2 minute amateur's duel.
STILL WON viciously subdued RETAINER in a action packed 2 minute novice's match.
SEASPRAY was demolished by SOCIALISM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LUCIUS vanquished KILLIUS SLITWICK in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PULSE handily defeated JALAPENO in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MENIAL vanquished MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  40         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  18 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         STRIKING ATTACK  125 - 102 - 11      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         AIMED BLOW        73 -  76 -  4      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         TOTAL PARRY       54 -  57 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         LUNGING ATTACK   160 - 176 - 12      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  48 -  2      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   48 -  65 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    50 -  71 -  6      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  21 -  0      38  |

Turn 433 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  8         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  6     LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 25         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        11 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     5 - 10         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    STUD MUFFIN 9065           12   3  0  144 SHEWISH DINER (806)
STRIKING ATTACK  FAST EEEK 8682             17  11  0  134 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 9458              13   4  0  122 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LUNGING ATTACK   AGENT 99 8694              17  10  1  109 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLY 9989                   10   6  1   96 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
PARRY-LUNGE      THAT'S HUMERUS 10010       12   4  1   83 YOU GOT BONED (866)
AIMED BLOW       STABBERS 9750               6   2  0   75 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
TOTAL PARRY      BONE DRY 10057              5   2  0   65 YOU GOT BONED (866)
BASHING ATTACK   RUBEUS HALBERD 10058        5   2  1   54 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AGENT 99 8694.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was STABBERS 9750.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLOSED 10122, BUFFY 
10047, MEK-QUAKE 9782, THAT'S HUMERUS 10010, TOXYGEN 10027, RANNI 10009, STUD MUFFIN 
9065, THE DELTA 10026, AUGER 10076, and QUAKE 10071.

The least popular fighter this week was POPPY 9927.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JALAPENO 10146, SEASPRAY 10132, RETAINER 10140, QUIVER 10115, THEVSHI 
TROOPER 10109, MISS PIGGY 10127, FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092, BONE UP 10064, SIXSHOT 
9919, and ANIMAL 10128.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FAST EEEK (47-8682) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
FAKE NEWS (47-9958) TRUMP IS HUGE (863)