DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/03/2021 Duedate: 08/30/2021 NORTH FORK ARENA DM-47 TURN-434 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS STUD MUFFIN SHEWISH DINER (806) (47-9065) [13-3-0,154] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader STUD MUFFIN COUNT SHEWISH DINER (806) DOK SIK KILLAS! (870) (47-9065) [13-3-0,154] (47-10129) [1-3-1,33] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite AGENT 99 MEMAW SECOND BANANAS (573) WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) (47-8694) [18-10-1,125] (47-10099) [4-1-0,41] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM (-1) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. PSY CORPS (867) 52 2. DOK SIK KILLAS! (870) 51EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) 3. WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 48 Unchartered Team 4. REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 40 5. DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 32 PET PEEVE PHRASES (861) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 2 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 11 4 0 2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 193 117 8 62.3 2/ 3 SHEWISH DINER (806) 11 4 0 3/ 1 YOU GOT BONED (866) 41 25 2 62.1 3/ 1 YOU GOT BONED (866) 10 4 0 4/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 964 620 32 60.9 4/ 8 LAND OF OZ (217) 10 5 0 5/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573) 382 276 41 58.1 5/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 9 6 1 6/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806) 183 135 15 57.5 6/22 TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 8 7 0 7/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1032 861 54 54.5 7/ 7 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 8 7 0 8/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 209 176 17 54.3 8/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396) 8 7 0 9- 8 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 48 41 2 53.9 9/23 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 8 7 0 10/17 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 26 23 2 53.1 10/18 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 8 7 0 11/12 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 26 24 2 52.0 11/ 4 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 7 6 0 12/13 TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 26 24 1 52.0 12/11 THE PURGE 209 (868) 7 7 1 13/10 DARQUE FORCES (396) 418 393 31 51.5 13/12 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 7 8 1 14/11 BASH BROS PARK (766) 183 177 11 50.8 14/26 PSY CORPS (867) 7 8 1 15/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 248 241 12 50.7 15/17 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 7 8 1 16/15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 93 91 9 50.5 16/15 WHITE WOLVES (832) 7 8 1 17/ 0 LEGIONS OF FATE (856) 81 80 7 50.3 17/ 6 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 7 8 0 18/20 THE PURGE 209 (868) 29 29 2 50.0 18/16 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 7 8 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/18 FAST FOOD (724) 265 273 16 49.3 19/10*AFFLICTION (862) 7 8 0 20/ 9*AFFLICTION (862) 22 23 0 48.9 20/ 5 BASH BROS PARK (766) 7 8 0 21/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 124 130 4 48.8 21/29 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 6 8 0 22/16 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 51 54 5 48.6 22/27 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 6 9 1 23/21 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 108 116 1 48.2 23/24 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 5 5 0 24/ 0 ERRATA! (760) 40 45 0 47.1 24/20 BORN TO MACK (639) 5 10 2 25/22 BORN TO MACK (639) 26 30 3 46.4 25/19 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 5 10 1 26/24 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 48 56 2 46.2 26/21 FAST FOOD (724) 5 10 0 27/25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 61 72 1 45.9 27/28*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870) 4 11 1 28/27 PSY CORPS (867) 31 37 4 45.6 28/14 SECOND BANANAS (573) 4 11 1 29/23 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 36 44 2 45.0 29/25 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 4 11 0 30/28 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 31 43 6 41.9 30/ 0 ERRATA! (760) 1 0 0 31/29 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 38 61 3 38.4 31/ 0*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861) 1 0 0 32/30 WHITE WOLVES (832) 103 178 5 36.7 32-30 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 1 1 0 33/31*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870) 6 14 1 30.0 33/ 0 LEGIONS OF FATE (856) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT Turf War Turn 8 Scoring Total Full Certs Turn Score Alliance Wins Teams Score Score 276 PM 5 2 0 42 261 MASH 4 2 0 36 240 GBH 6 2 0 48 234 DHPT 4 2 0 36 234 DC 5 2 0 42 231 KLG 4 2 0 36 231 SO 7 2 0 54 231 TToF 5 1 0 30 225 FtN 6 2 0 48 219 TH 5 2 0 42 204 SPBL 4 1 0 24 195 NF 4 2 0 36 195 HP 5 2 0 42 102 TR 2 1 0 12 Individual Endurance Score Team Fights/Wins Fights, Turns 42 PM 30 SHEWISH DINER 5/4 40/40, 8 12 BASH BROS PARK 5/1 40/40, 8 36 MASH 24 LAND OF OZ 5/3 40/40, 8 12 SECOND BANANAS 5/1 40/40, 8 48 GBH 24 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 5/3 40/40, 8 24 DEATHLY HALLOWS 5/3 40/40, 8 36 DHPT 18 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 5/2 40/40, 8 18 YOU GOT BONED 5/2 39/40, 8 42 DC 30 PSY CORPS 5/4 40/40, 8 12 AFFLICTION 5/1 40/40, 8 36 KLG 24 WEIRD ALCHEMY 5/3 40/40, 8 12 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 5/1 38/40, 8 54 SO 30 WRATHMEN 23-19 5/4 39/40, 8 24 TRUMP IS HUGE 5/3 40/40, 8 30 TToF 6 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 4/2 37/40, 8 24 SATAN'S MINIONS 5/3 40/40, 8 48 FtN 24 ROYAL FLUSH 5/3 40/40, 8 24 BOOK OF THOMAS 5/3 40/40, 8 42 TH 18 DARQUE FORCES 5/2 40/40, 8 24 THE PURGE 209 5/3 39/40, 8 24 SPBL 12 ABERRANT 5 BLADES 5/1 40/40, 8 12 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 4/3 39/40, 8 36 NF 12 FAST FOOD 5/1 40/40, 8 24 TEAM HAS NO NAME 5/3 35/40, 7 42 HP 12 SPECTRAL STEEL 5/1 38/40, 8 30 BIG LAKE GROOVE 5/4 39/40, 8 12 TR -6 SMOKED OUT!!! 0/0 20/40, 4 18 BORN TO MACK 5/2 35/40, 7 SPY REPORT Greetings, Warriors of NORTH FORK. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Perhaps it is TRUMP IS HUGE members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 22nd to 6th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BIG LAKE GROOVE blew up the rankings to 14! Managers were muttering after PSY CORPS showed NORTH FORK what they could do: 4-1-0 to move up by 12. Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is PAPER TIGERS S19.1, after suffering a 11 drop in ranking. The boys at BASH BROS PARK aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 15 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of SECOND BANANAS. Note their drop in the rankings from 14th to 28th. Watch out!!! DOWNWARD SPIRAL posted a nice gain, to come in 21st. Everybody loves a winner... Practice pays for SALSA VERDE, who pummelled BURN, to pocket 21 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, TOXYGEN was winsome, after beating SPOOK SOLDIER and seeing him lose 19 points. Duelmaster STUD MUFFIN from SHEWISH DINER is going for the gold, as he Bloodfeuded WHITE WOLVES' BRUTUS. Ooh, the excitement! Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by BRUTUS, of WHITE WOLVES, who despite a 20-24-3 couldn't overcome NORTH FORK's Number 1. So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem... My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in NORTH FORK avoid BASH BROS PARK. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, SATAN'S MINIONS scurried away from BASH BROS PARK. Oh, the shame! If challenges were horses, SEASPRAY could open up a fast food joint! Do my ears deceive me? KOOKABURRA (outclassed by 42 points) TV challenged FAST EEEK, in what promises to be a fight.(!) Fixed fights? Paybacks? Blind luck? Whatever, KOOKABURRA TV challenged FAST EEEK, KOOKABURRA the underdog by 42 points. THE WHIPPERSNAPPER found himself challenged by a warrior 18 below: VEXILLARIUS. VEXILLARIUS of WHITE WOLVES kept his wits as he was bested by THE WHIPPERSNAPPER. My love of complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, YUPPIE MOTH and SEASPRAY. Are PAPER TIGERS S19.1 unwilling to engage in a fair fight? I thought YUPPIE MOTH showed great skill and promise when it was beat by SEASPRAY. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! HIGH ELF in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for COUNT of DOK SIK KILLAS!. Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Warty Toad will be! The audience gave a nice round of rasberries to DA MEAT of TEAM HAS NO NAME, for expiring in such an ungraceful fashion. 4-6-1, indeed! I hear VANILLA BEN of SHEWISH DINER tired of the battles and was thinking of becoming a priest. NORTHWIND of BOOK OF THOMAS saved him the effort of getting references. Justice was served as STUD MUFFIN fought BRUTUS in bloodfeud. Well done, SHEWISH DINER! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in NORTH FORK would I avoid! Do not think spyreporting in NORTH FORK is the highlight of my life. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for NORTH FORK? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STUD MUFFIN 9065 13 3 0 154 SHEWISH DINER (806) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME AGENT 99 8694 18 10 1 125 SECOND BANANAS (573) A MARROW ESCAPE 10018 11 3 0 121 YOU GOT BONED (866) UGLY ART 9458 13 5 0 112 BASH BROS PARK (766) KOOKABURRA 9976 10 3 0 110 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 19 13 0 107 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) TIN WOODMAN 9708 13 7 1 106 LAND OF OZ (217) VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 21 20 0 104 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) APOCALYPSE 10030 8 2 1 100 THE PURGE 209 (868) DRUDGE 9735 10 4 0 97 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) MEK-QUAKE 9782 13 11 0 94 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) BRUTUS 9380 20 24 3 93 WHITE WOLVES (832) RUMP ROAST 9066 18 14 3 91 SHEWISH DINER (806) -LUTHIEN 9778 18 14 2 91 LEGIONS OF FATE (856) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DUNCAN 9777 16 16 1 90 LEGIONS OF FATE (856) JURINE CAKE 9371 11 10 0 87 SHEWISH DINER (806) THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 13 4 1 85 YOU GOT BONED (866) GOB BLUTH 9478 12 10 2 84 SECOND BANANAS (573) SLY 9989 10 7 1 84 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) MELSANDRA 9968 9 4 0 82 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) KING CHARLES 9451 14 12 0 81 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816 9 2 0 81 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) THE WHISPER 9757 16 10 2 79 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) -CLANCY 7713 8 8 0 79 ERRATA! (760) HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 11 11 1 76 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 16 21 0 75 FAST FOOD (724) SHOCKWAVE 9784 12 8 0 75 DARQUE FORCES (396) STABBERS 9750 6 3 0 74 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) TRY ONE 9765 14 10 0 72 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) SHEIK TZU 9452 10 17 0 72 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) WENDY 9727 16 13 0 71 FAST FOOD (724) RENEWING THE MIND 9904 11 4 0 71 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) PLAGUE FACE 9829 7 2 1 71 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) MONSTER 9618 9 4 2 67 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) BROKEN FAUCET 9686 9 4 0 67 BASH BROS PARK (766) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TOXYGEN 10027 6 7 1 66 PSY CORPS (867) MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054 5 2 0 66 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 7 6 1 64 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) ABSOLUM 10023 5 4 2 61 PSY CORPS (867) PILLAGE 10035 7 4 0 60 THE PURGE 209 (868) BONE DRY 10057 5 3 0 59 YOU GOT BONED (866) THE SINFUL NATURE 9847 10 6 1 58 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CHERRI BOMB 7716 7 9 0 58 ERRATA! (760) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905 8 7 0 56 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) SERF 10056 5 3 0 56 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) DARK SOHO 10022 10 5 0 55 PSY CORPS (867) BURN 10036 8 5 0 55 THE PURGE 209 (868) THE DELTA 10026 4 10 1 55 PSY CORPS (867) NORTHWIND 9454 9 4 1 54 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) DIE ROLL 9946 8 2 0 54 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) SALSA VERDE 10062 4 4 0 54 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) RUBEUS HALBERD 10058 5 3 1 53 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) BAUM 10053 5 3 0 53 LAND OF OZ (217) CAPTAIN KIRK 5954 6 5 1 52 BORN TO MACK (639) -DESPERO 8848 5 6 0 51 WICKED MARTYRS (815) WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950 5 6 0 50 BORN TO MACK (639) BUFFY 10047 12 12 0 48 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 7 3 0 47 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) -CAULDER 9772 4 0 0 47 LEGIONS OF FATE (856) -PARA 7767 8 8 0 46 ERRATA! (760) -CORSON 8821 5 5 1 46 WICKED MARTYRS (815) HILLARY 9534 9 12 1 45 SECOND BANANAS (573) POPPY 9927 8 2 0 45 LAND OF OZ (217) RAVAGE 9901 6 6 0 45 DARQUE FORCES (396) FRENZY 9949 5 3 0 42 DARQUE FORCES (396) ROTTING WOOD 9896 4 4 0 42 BASH BROS PARK (766) TRUMP U 9962 2 8 0 42 TRUMP IS HUGE (863) ORIGINAL JOE 10066 4 3 1 41 FAST FOOD (724) MEMAW 10099 4 1 0 41 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) JACK SQUAT 10108 3 1 0 41 ROYAL FLUSH (48) TOO $HORT 5953 5 7 1 40 BORN TO MACK (639) ANTS 9832 5 3 0 40 BASH BROS PARK (766) CONWAY AD 9961 4 6 0 38 TRUMP IS HUGE (863) CLUB COFFEE 9833 9 9 0 36 FAST FOOD (724) ACE REPORTER 9897 5 9 0 36 ROYAL FLUSH (48) RAINBOW 9841 7 10 0 35 LAND OF OZ (217) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971 7 5 1 33 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) TERTIUS 9923 6 5 0 33 WHITE WOLVES (832) COUNT 10129 1 3 1 33 DOK SIK KILLAS! (870) SMOKE KING HOT 10082 4 2 0 32 ROYAL FLUSH (48) NUMEROUS OF TEXES 9935 3 0 0 32 PET PEEVE PHRASES (861) TROLL 10025 6 9 0 31 PSY CORPS (867) ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973 3 7 0 31 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) G.O.A.T. 9959 6 4 0 30 TRUMP IS HUGE (863) LYCAN 10007 6 2 0 30 AFFLICTION (862) CUDGEL PUFF 10083 5 1 0 30 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) VENOM 9951 4 5 0 30 AFFLICTION (862) THE WHISP 9947 4 6 0 30 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) ANIMAL 10128 3 1 0 30 DOK SIK KILLAS! (870) ZANDER 10102 3 2 0 29 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846 6 10 0 28 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) SQUINTER 9831 5 6 0 28 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) WHOPPER 9835 5 13 0 28 FAST FOOD (724) THE WARRIOR 9948 3 7 0 28 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) VEXILLARIUS 10085 2 3 0 28 WHITE WOLVES (832) DRACO MAL FOIL 10059 3 5 1 27 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) BARNEY STINSON 10136 2 1 1 25 BORN TO MACK (639) -DAMIEN 9769 2 0 1 25 LEGIONS OF FATE (856) SIXSHOT 9919 5 7 2 24 DARQUE FORCES (396) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FEMINIST 10103 2 3 0 24 THE PURGE 209 (868) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ALCHEMIST 9827 5 2 0 23 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) KARL 10074 4 3 0 23 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) PICANTE 10063 3 5 0 23 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) READ THE ROOM 10091 2 3 0 23 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) CONWAY 9720 5 6 1 22 SECOND BANANAS (573) BAD TRADE 10144 2 0 1 21 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) VIRUS 10130 2 2 0 21 THE PURGE 209 (868) YUPPIE MOTH 9975 3 7 0 20 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) -ZOZO 9132 2 5 0 20 WICKED MARTYRS (815) TESTIMONIAL 10111 2 2 0 20 LAND OF OZ (217) QUAKE 10071 5 2 0 19 AFFLICTION (862) TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055 3 5 1 19 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) SITH TZU LORD 10095 3 2 0 19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) BONE UP 10064 3 4 0 19 YOU GOT BONED (866) MORE CRAP 10159 1 0 0 19 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) THE WANTING 10120 2 2 0 18 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) SEASPRAY 10132 2 1 0 18 DARQUE FORCES (396) -SOCIALISM 10143 1 0 0 18 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) THERMOS 10119 1 0 0 17 ERRATA! (760) RANNI 10009 2 6 0 16 AFFLICTION (862) CRAP 10158 1 0 0 16 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135 1 2 0 15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) RECON REVENANT 10067 3 4 0 13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) STILL WON 10088 3 3 0 13 TRUMP IS HUGE (863) DANCING QUEEN 10133 2 1 1 13 ROYAL FLUSH (48) FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092 2 3 0 13 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) HUNTSMAN 10097 3 2 0 12 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) VERTIGO 10117 1 3 0 12 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) RETAINER 10140 1 1 0 12 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) WILE E. COYOTE 10157 1 0 0 10 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) AL BORLAND 10112 2 2 1 9 SECOND BANANAS (573) LUCIUS 10086 2 3 0 9 WHITE WOLVES (832) PULSE 10137 2 1 0 9 AFFLICTION (862) GERMANICUS 10105 2 3 0 9 WHITE WOLVES (832) MENIAL 10141 1 1 0 8 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) BOURRINOS 10162 1 0 0 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) STILESH 10114 1 3 0 7 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) BONE APPETIT 10149 1 0 0 7 SHEWISH DINER (806) THEVSHI TROOPER 10109 0 3 0 7 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) TINY 9768 1 2 0 5 LEGIONS OF FATE (856) JILES 10151 0 1 0 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) -RAZAH 9155 1 1 0 4 WICKED MARTYRS (815) JALAPENO 10146 0 2 0 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808) AUGER 10156 0 1 0 1 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) KNUCKLE HEAD 10161 0 1 0 1 YOU GOT BONED (866) PORTA POTTY 10160 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS PARK (766) -BELIEVE ME... 9936 0 1 0 1 PET PEEVE PHRASES (861) ASSISTANT 10154 0 1 0 1 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? INDYO 10087 2 1 0 AFFLICTION 862 ORIGINAL JOE 10066 431 HEDIES 10153 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 BLACK ORC 434 NONE QUIVER 10115 1 2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 BAD TRADE 10144 433 RICO SUAVE 5951 4 4 0 BORN TO MACK 639 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 431 STIFFLER 5952 4 7 0 BORN TO MACK 639 BANDIT PRINCE 434 NONE HIGH ELF 0 0 0 DARK ARENA COUNT 10129 434 NONE BEEKER 10125 1 3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870 SPYMASTER 434 NONE FOZZY BEAR 10126 1 3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059 434 THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MISS PIGGY 10127 0 4 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870 MISTRESS FANDETT 434 NONE ADDICTION 9387 8 4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840 ABSOLUM 10023 432 AUGER 10076 1 4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840 BARNEY STINSON 10136 433 8 OF CLUBS 10150 0 1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 SHEWISH GIANT 434 NONE FLUNKY 9810 4 2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 PLAGUE FACE 9829 431 REVENGED FOLLOWER 9839 7 4 1 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 APOCALYPSE 10030 432 COW PIE 9281 10 12 2 SHEWISH DINER 806 BRUTUS 9380 433 JUST REVENGED VANILLA BEN 10110 3 1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 NORTHWIND 9454 434 APPARITIONAL ARC 9711 3 4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 SLOANE 9922 430 NONE DA MEAT 9930 4 6 1 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 434 MYLAELA 9964 5 2 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864 TOO $HORT 5953 432 REVENGED BYE 10155 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 BANDIT PRINCE 434 NONE FAITH 10101 1 3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 AL BORLAND 10112 433 JILES 10138 1 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 DANCING QUEEN 10133 433 PERSONAL ADS 8 BIG wins! The MASHIES are on the move! -- Oz The All Excited A Muffed Stud is duelmaster? Hmmm. Sounds Twinkletoey. -- Oz The All Confused Wendy! Wendy! I love Fast Food! Er, is oil a fast food? -- Tin Woodman Ranni, all the colors of the rainbow afflicted you. I enjoyed it, -- Rainbow Venom, I enjoy a good tussle. Salute. -- Baum Recon Revenant, why thank you for the challenge. A little surprising, eh? -- Testimonial Cudgel Puff, the poppies got to you in the Deathly Hallows, I think. I'm glad you stopped to smell the flowers. --Poppy Health. Humility. Honor. (and 5-0s!) -- Oz The All Philosophical Quake -- A worth opponent! Thank you for my new scars! -- Germanicus Killius Slitwick -- I did tell you to wear some better armour next time but you paid no heed! -- Lucius Whopper -- That was fun! Maybe not for you though? -- Vexillarius Zander -- What hit me? -- Tertius Cow Pie -- R.I.P. Little Lady, sorry for putting you out to grass! -- Brutus Stud Muffin -- I am coming for you before you come for me in the bloodfeud! -- Brutus LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STIFFLER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. MISS PIGGY was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. BEEKER was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. COUNT assassinated HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. HEDIES was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest. BYE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. 8 OF CLUBS was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. STUD MUFFIN vanquished BRUTUS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title fight. WILT CHAMBERLAIN was beaten by THAT'S HUMERUS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl. KOOKABURRA handily defeated FAST EEEK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. VIKING VAMPIRE slimly won victory over MEK-QUAKE in a 4 minute Challenge duel. DRUDGE vanquished HELLHOUND HESTATI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. JURINE CAKE overpowered PILLAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. KING CHARLES savagely defeated FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 1 minute Challenge competition. GOB BLUTH was demolished by LORD OF BARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl. TIN WOODMAN handily defeated SLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. RUMP ROAST defeated STABBERS in a 2 minute expert's Challenge struggle. THE WHISPER overcame SHEIK TZU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Challenge bout. WENDY defeated BONE DRY in a 4 minute brutal Challenge bout. THE SINFUL NATURE executed DA MEAT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE handily defeated ANTS in a 1 minute Challenge competition. PRINCESS BUTTERPUP overpowered FRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. HILLARY was beaten by SERF in a 2 minute Challenge fray. POPPY viciously subdued TRUMP U in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge fray. THE WHISP was savagely defeated by RAVAGE in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight. YUPPIE ZEALOT was overpowered by THE DELTA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. CAPTAIN KIRK was savagely defeated by MONSTER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout. DIE ROLL vanquished VENOM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout. JACK SQUAT handily defeated ALCHEMIST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout. TOO $HORT beat ZANDER in a 1 minute Challenge competition. LYCAN unbelievably bested PICANTE in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge bout. VICTORIOUS FAITH was vanquished by CONWAY AD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. ACE REPORTER savagely defeated TROLL in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge match. VEXILLARIUS was overpowered by THE WHIPPERSNAPPER in a 1 minute Challenge bout. CONWAY was viciously subdued by THE WARRIOR in a 1 minute bloody Challenge match. RECON REVENANT was unbelievably bested by RETAINER in a 5 minute Challenge fight. YUPPIE MOTH was subdued by SEASPRAY in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. DRACO MAL FOIL assassinated FOZZY BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. SMOKE KING HOT handily defeated SIXSHOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. TERTIUS overpowered WHOPPER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout. BONE UP was overpowered by FEMINIST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition. ANDORIAN YUPPIE handily defeated SITH TZU LORD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. BARNEY STINSON subdued STILL WON in a 2 minute Challenge duel. THEVSHI TROOPER was vanquished by KILLIUS SLITWICK in a 1 minute Challenge struggle. AGENT 99 vanquished UGLY ART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict. A MARROW ESCAPE handily defeated MELSANDRA in a 1 minute mismatched melee. FAKE NEWS narrowly defeated SHOCKWAVE in a 2 minute brutal veteran's match. RENEWING THE MIND was overpowered by APOCALYPSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. ENCHILADAS SUIZAS overpowered BAUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. PLAGUE FACE vanquished ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided match. TRY ONE handily defeated ORIGINAL JOE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. SPOOK SOLDIER was demolished by TOXYGEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BROKEN FAUCET unbelievably bested RUBEUS HALBERD in a 3 minute bloody contest. RAINBOW was savagely defeated by MEMAW in a exciting 6 minute brutal struggle. CLUB COFFEE was devastated by ABSOLUM in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight. NORTHWIND murdered VANILLA BEN in a 1 minute mismatched contest. DARK SOHO beat BUFFY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute expert's bout. BURN was defeated by SALSA VERDE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight. SQUINTER overcame RANNI in a 2 minute contest. QUAKE was savagely defeated by NUMEROUS OF TEXES in a 2 minute gory match. CUDGEL PUFF won victory over FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 3 minute match. KARL overcame STILESH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle. READ THE ROOM beat DANCING QUEEN in a 2 minute struggle. G.O.A.T. overpowered MENIAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout. VIRUS demolished JALAPENO in a popular 7 minute gory uneven duel. TRIALS OF VICTORY was savagely defeated by THE WANTING in a 1 minute gruesome fight. AL BORLAND lost to CRAP in a 1 minute novice's match. VERTIGO demolished PORTA POTTY in a 1 minute one-sided duel. TESTIMONIAL defeated JILES in a action packed 1 minute novice's contest. GERMANICUS was devastated by THERMOS in a 2 minute one-sided bout. HUNTSMAN subdued KNUCKLE HEAD in a popular 1 minute novice's bout. ANIMAL overpowered PULSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl. LUCIUS was overpowered by MORE CRAP in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict. TINY was vanquished by BAD TRADE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. BONE APPETIT defeated AUGER in a 2 minute beginner's fight. ASSISTANT was handily defeated by WILE E. COYOTE in a 1 minute mismatched match. BOURRINOS unbelievably bested CONVICTED THIEF in a 6 minute beginner's match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 38 PARRY-RIPOSTE 27 - 18 - 1 60 | |STRIKING ATTACK 25 STRIKING ATTACK 133 - 107 - 12 55 | |AIMED BLOW 18 LUNGING ATTACK 180 - 185 - 13 49 | |SLASHING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 59 - 63 - 0 48 | |TOTAL PARRY 15 WALL OF STEEL 46 - 51 - 2 47 | |BASHING ATTACK 15 AIMED BLOW 76 - 86 - 4 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 10 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 13 - 1 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 53 - 72 - 3 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 4 BASHING ATTACK 53 - 78 - 6 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 24 - 0 35 | Turn 434 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 8 4 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 14 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 9 3 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 10 2 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 11 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 14 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-RIPOSTE STUD MUFFIN 9065 13 3 0 154 SHEWISH DINER (806) LUNGING ATTACK AGENT 99 8694 18 10 1 125 SECOND BANANAS (573) WALL OF STEEL UGLY ART 9458 13 5 0 112 BASH BROS PARK (766) STRIKING ATTACK KOOKABURRA 9976 10 3 0 110 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) SLASHING ATTACK TIN WOODMAN 9708 13 7 1 106 LAND OF OZ (217) PARRY-LUNGE THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 13 4 1 85 YOU GOT BONED (866) AIMED BLOW STABBERS 9750 6 3 0 74 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) TOTAL PARRY BROKEN FAUCET 9686 9 4 0 67 BASH BROS PARK (766) BASHING ATTACK DIE ROLL 9946 8 2 0 54 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is AGENT 99 8694. The most popular warrior this turn was MEMAW 10099. The ten other most popular fighters were RECON REVENANT 10067, PICANTE 10063, MEK-QUAKE 9782, SHEIK TZU 9452, RAVAGE 9901, TRUMP U 9962, SALSA VERDE 10062, VIRUS 10130, KING CHARLES 9451, and VIKING VAMPIRE 8992. The least popular fighter this week was JALAPENO 10146. The other ten least popular fighters were BOURRINOS 10162, ASSISTANT 10154, TINY 9768, LUCIUS 10086, GERMANICUS 10105, PORTA POTTY 10160, TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055, MENIAL 10141, FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092, and BURN 10036. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: STUD MUFFIN (47-9065) SHEWISH DINER (806) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: FAST EEEK (47-8682) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) FAKE NEWS (47-9958) TRUMP IS HUGE (863) FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXV PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KRAMER 5191 (164-119-4) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6K CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 (70-34-0) 1 4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (62-69-0) 1 4 0 THE OPERA ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME NO BATHROOM 7764 (121-42-2) 3 3 0 BASH BROS PARK THE LION KING 6360 (65-22-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH CYCLONUS 8365 (48-15-1) 0 3 0 DARQUE FORCES FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SKYWARP 8063 (42-32-2) 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BIG PIGEON 7411 (6-6-0) 2 3 0 THE OPERA UGLY ART 9458 (13-4-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS PARK RUMP ROAST 9066 (17-14-3) 0 3 0 SHEWISH DINER CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KOOKABURRA 9976 (9-3-0) 4 3 0 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 SHEIK TZU 9452 (10-16-0) 4 3 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS A MARROW ESCAPE 10018 (10-3-0) 3 3 2 YOU GOT BONED PILLAGE 10035 (7-3-0) 3 3 0 THE PURGE 209 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 (12-4-1) 3 3 0 YOU GOT BONED JURINE CAKE 9371 (10-10-0) 1 3 0 SHEWISH DINER SHOCKWAVE 9784 (12-7-0) 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES BROKEN FAUCET 9686 (8-4-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK KING CHARLES 9451 (13-12-0) 0 3 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816 (8-2-0) 4 4 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE APOCALYPSE 10030 (7-2-1) 3 4 0 THE PURGE 209 STABBERS 9750 (6-2-0) 2 3 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS RUBEUS HALBERD 10058 (5-2-1) 1 3 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS ROTTING WOOD 9896 (4-3-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KNUCKLE SAMMICH 10011 (6-1-0) 5 1 0 DEAD YOU GOT BONED BONE UP 10064 (3-3-0) 2 3 0 YOU GOT BONED JONHY BOUNCER 7718 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 KNIGHT-CLUB APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SITH TZU LORD 10095 (3-1-0) 5 3 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS FEMINIST 10103 (1-3-0) 2 3 1 THE PURGE 209 CLOSED 10122 (3-0-0) 0 2 0 DEAD BASH BROS PARK HONEY BARTENDER 7721 (0-3-0) 0 3 0 KNIGHT-CLUB VIRUS 10130 (1-2-0) 0 3 0 THE PURGE 209 ZANDER 10102 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME CUBANELLE 10152 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE BONE APPETIT 10149 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 SHEWISH DINER JILES 10151 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 THERMOS 10119 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 ERRATA!