DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/03/2021    Duedate: 08/30/2021

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-434

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STUD MUFFIN
SHEWISH DINER (806)
(47-9065) [13-3-0,154]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STUD MUFFIN                    COUNT
SHEWISH DINER (806)            DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
(47-9065) [13-3-0,154]         (47-10129) [1-3-1,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AGENT 99                       MEMAW
SECOND BANANAS (573)           WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
(47-8694) [18-10-1,125]        (47-10099) [4-1-0,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PSY CORPS (867)             52
2. DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)       51EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)        48      Unchartered Team
4. REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)       40
5. DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)       32      PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)    3   1  0 75.0   1/ 2 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      11  4 0
 2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 193 117  8 62.3   2/ 3 SHEWISH DINER (806)      11  4 0
 3/ 1 YOU GOT BONED (866)       41  25  2 62.1   3/ 1 YOU GOT BONED (866)      10  4 0
 4/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         964 620 32 60.9   4/ 8 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  5 0
 5/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     382 276 41 58.1   5/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          9  6 1
 6/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)      183 135 15 57.5   6/22 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       8  7 0
 7/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1032 861 54 54.5   7/ 7 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     8  7 0
 8/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    209 176 17 54.3   8/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 0
 9- 8 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      48  41  2 53.9   9/23 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  7 0
10/17 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      26  23  2 53.1  10/18 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     8  7 0
11/12 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    26  24  2 52.0  11/ 4 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  7  6 0
12/13 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       26  24  1 52.0  12/11 THE PURGE 209 (868)       7  7 1
13/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)      418 393 31 51.5  13/12 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      7  8 1
14/11 BASH BROS PARK (766)     183 177 11 50.8  14/26 PSY CORPS (867)           7  8 1
15/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      248 241 12 50.7  15/17 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     7  8 1
16/15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     93  91  9 50.5  16/15 WHITE WOLVES (832)        7  8 1
17/ 0 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)     81  80  7 50.3  17/ 6 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  7  8 0
18/20 THE PURGE 209 (868)       29  29  2 50.0  18/16 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 FAST FOOD (724)          265 273 16 49.3  19/10*AFFLICTION (862)          7  8 0
20/ 9*AFFLICTION (862)          22  23  0 48.9  20/ 5 BASH BROS PARK (766)      7  8 0
21/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     124 130  4 48.8  21/29 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     6  8 0
22/16 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      51  54  5 48.6  22/27 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      6  9 1
23/21 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    108 116  1 48.2  23/24 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    5  5 0
24/ 0 ERRATA! (760)             40  45  0 47.1  24/20 BORN TO MACK (639)        5 10 2
25/22 BORN TO MACK (639)        26  30  3 46.4  25/19 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   5 10 1
26/24 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  48  56  2 46.2  26/21 FAST FOOD (724)           5 10 0
27/25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     61  72  1 45.9  27/28*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)     4 11 1
28/27 PSY CORPS (867)           31  37  4 45.6  28/14 SECOND BANANAS (573)      4 11 1
29/23 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   36  44  2 45.0  29/25 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      4 11 0
30/28 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     31  43  6 41.9  30/ 0 ERRATA! (760)             1  0 0
31/29 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      38  61  3 38.4  31/ 0*PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)   1  0 0
32/30 WHITE WOLVES (832)       103 178  5 36.7  32-30 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      1  1 0
33/31*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)      6  14  1 30.0  33/ 0 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                       Turf War
                                    Turn 8 Scoring

                        Total                Full  Certs Turn
                        Score Alliance  Wins Teams Score Score
                        276   PM         5    2     0     42    
                        261   MASH       4    2     0     36    
                        240   GBH        6    2     0     48    
                        234   DHPT       4    2     0     36    
                        234   DC         5    2     0     42    
                        231   KLG        4    2     0     36    
                        231   SO         7    2     0     54    
                        231   TToF       5    1     0     30    
                        225   FtN        6    2     0     48    
                        219   TH         5    2     0     42    
                        204   SPBL       4    1     0     24    
                        195   NF         4    2     0     36    
                        195   HP         5    2     0     42    
                        102   TR         2    1     0     12    

          Individual                                           Endurance
          Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
          42         PM                                                  
            30         SHEWISH DINER                 5/4         40/40, 8  
            12         BASH BROS PARK                5/1         40/40, 8  
          36         MASH                                                
            24         LAND OF OZ                    5/3         40/40, 8  
            12         SECOND BANANAS                5/1         40/40, 8  
          48         GBH                                                 
            24         REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/3         40/40, 8  
            24         DEATHLY HALLOWS               5/3         40/40, 8  
          36         DHPT                                                
            18         PAPER TIGERS S19.1            5/2         40/40, 8  
            18         YOU GOT BONED                 5/2         39/40, 8  
          42         DC                                                  
            30         PSY CORPS                     5/4         40/40, 8  
            12         AFFLICTION                    5/1         40/40, 8  
          36         KLG                                                 
            24         WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/3         40/40, 8  
            12         ZOMBIE SQUAD 6                5/1         38/40, 8  
          54         SO                                                  
            30         WRATHMEN 23-19                5/4         39/40, 8  
            24         TRUMP IS HUGE                 5/3         40/40, 8  
          30         TToF                                                
            6          EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE           4/2         37/40, 8  
            24         SATAN'S MINIONS               5/3         40/40, 8  
          48         FtN                                                 
            24         ROYAL FLUSH                   5/3         40/40, 8  
            24         BOOK OF THOMAS                5/3         40/40, 8  
          42         TH                                                  
            18         DARQUE FORCES                 5/2         40/40, 8  
            24         THE PURGE 209                 5/3         39/40, 8  
          24         SPBL                                                
            12         ABERRANT 5 BLADES             5/1         40/40, 8  
            12         DOWNWARD SPIRAL               4/3         39/40, 8  
          36         NF                                                  
            12         FAST FOOD                     5/1         40/40, 8  
            24         TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/3         35/40, 7  
          42         HP                                                  
            12         SPECTRAL STEEL                5/1         38/40, 8  
            30         BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/4         39/40, 8  
          12         TR                                                  
            -6         SMOKED OUT!!!                 0/0         20/40, 4  
            18         BORN TO MACK                  5/2         35/40, 7  

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of NORTH FORK.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Perhaps it is 
TRUMP IS HUGE members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 22nd to 6th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
BIG LAKE GROOVE blew up the rankings to 14!  Managers were muttering after PSY CORPS 
showed NORTH FORK what they could do:  4-1-0 to move up by 12.  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is PAPER TIGERS S19.1, after suffering a 
11 drop in ranking.  The boys at BASH BROS PARK aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we 
all know and love, after suffering a 15 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of SECOND BANANAS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 
14th to 28th.  Watch out!!!  DOWNWARD SPIRAL posted a nice gain, to come in 21st.  
Everybody loves a winner...  Practice pays for SALSA VERDE, who pummelled BURN, to 
pocket 21 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, TOXYGEN was winsome, 
after beating SPOOK SOLDIER and seeing him lose 19 points.  Duelmaster STUD MUFFIN 
from SHEWISH DINER is going for the gold, as he Bloodfeuded WHITE WOLVES' BRUTUS.  
Ooh, the excitement!  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by 
BRUTUS, of WHITE WOLVES, who despite a 20-24-3 couldn't overcome NORTH FORK's Number 
1.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead 
trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in NORTH FORK avoid BASH BROS PARK.  Like a pup with 
its tail between its legs, SATAN'S MINIONS scurried away from BASH BROS PARK.  Oh, 
the shame!  If challenges were horses, SEASPRAY could open up a fast food joint!  Do 
my ears deceive me?  KOOKABURRA (outclassed by 42 points) TV challenged FAST EEEK, in 
what promises to be a fight.(!) Fixed fights?  Paybacks?  Blind luck?  Whatever, 
KOOKABURRA TV challenged FAST EEEK, KOOKABURRA the underdog by 42 points.  THE 
WHIPPERSNAPPER found himself challenged by a warrior 18 below:  VEXILLARIUS.  
VEXILLARIUS of WHITE WOLVES kept his wits as he was bested by THE WHIPPERSNAPPER.  My 
love of complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, YUPPIE MOTH 
and SEASPRAY.  Are PAPER TIGERS S19.1 unwilling to engage in a fair fight?  I thought 
YUPPIE MOTH showed great skill and promise when it was beat by SEASPRAY.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  HIGH ELF in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for COUNT of DOK SIK KILLAS!.  Maybe 
that certain serving girl(?) at The Warty Toad will be!  The audience gave a nice 
round of rasberries to DA MEAT of TEAM HAS NO NAME, for expiring in such an 
ungraceful fashion.  4-6-1, indeed!  I hear VANILLA BEN of SHEWISH DINER tired of the 
battles and was thinking of becoming a priest.  NORTHWIND of BOOK OF THOMAS saved him 
the effort of getting references.  Justice was served as STUD MUFFIN fought BRUTUS in 
bloodfeud.  Well done, SHEWISH DINER!  Questions are being raised about the disposing 
of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in NORTH FORK would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in NORTH FORK is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for NORTH FORK?  On that 
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STUD MUFFIN 9065             13   3  0   154       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGENT 99 8694                18  10  1   125       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 A MARROW ESCAPE 10018        11   3  0   121       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 UGLY ART 9458                13   5  0   112       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 KOOKABURRA 9976              10   3  0   110       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423        19  13  0   107       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 TIN WOODMAN 9708             13   7  1   106       LAND OF OZ (217)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          21  20  0   104       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 APOCALYPSE 10030              8   2  1   100       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 DRUDGE 9735                  10   4  0    97       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               13  11  0    94       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BRUTUS 9380                  20  24  3    93       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              18  14  3    91       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-LUTHIEN 9778                 18  14  2    91       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DUNCAN 9777                  16  16  1    90       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             11  10  0    87       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010         13   4  1    85       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 GOB BLUTH 9478               12  10  2    84       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SLY 9989                     10   7  1    84       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 MELSANDRA 9968                9   4  0    82       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 KING CHARLES 9451            14  12  0    81       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816        9   2  0    81       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 THE WHISPER 9757             16  10  2    79       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-CLANCY 7713                   8   8  0    79       ERRATA! (760)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211       11  11  1    76       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         16  21  0    75       FAST FOOD (724)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784               12   8  0    75       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 STABBERS 9750                 6   3  0    74       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 TRY ONE 9765                 14  10  0    72       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SHEIK TZU 9452               10  17  0    72       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 WENDY 9727                   16  13  0    71       FAST FOOD (724)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904       11   4  0    71       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 PLAGUE FACE 9829              7   2  1    71       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 MONSTER 9618                  9   4  2    67       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686            9   4  0    67       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOXYGEN 10027                 6   7  1    66       PSY CORPS (867)
 MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054      5   2  0    66       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       7   6  1    64       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 ABSOLUM 10023                 5   4  2    61       PSY CORPS (867)
 PILLAGE 10035                 7   4  0    60       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 BONE DRY 10057                5   3  0    59       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847       10   6  1    58       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   9  0    58       ERRATA! (760)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905       8   7  0    56       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SERF 10056                    5   3  0    56       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 DARK SOHO 10022              10   5  0    55       PSY CORPS (867)
 BURN 10036                    8   5  0    55       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 THE DELTA 10026               4  10  1    55       PSY CORPS (867)
 NORTHWIND 9454                9   4  1    54       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 DIE ROLL 9946                 8   2  0    54       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SALSA VERDE 10062             4   4  0    54       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 RUBEUS HALBERD 10058          5   3  1    53       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 BAUM 10053                    5   3  0    53       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CAPTAIN KIRK 5954             6   5  1    52       BORN TO MACK (639)
-DESPERO 8848                  5   6  0    51       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950         5   6  0    50       BORN TO MACK (639)
 BUFFY 10047                  12  12  0    48       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 SPOOK SOLDIER 9722            7   3  0    47       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CAULDER 9772                  4   0  0    47       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
-PARA 7767                     8   8  0    46       ERRATA! (760)
-CORSON 8821                   5   5  1    46       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 HILLARY 9534                  9  12  1    45       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 POPPY 9927                    8   2  0    45       LAND OF OZ (217)
 RAVAGE 9901                   6   6  0    45       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FRENZY 9949                   5   3  0    42       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896             4   4  0    42       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 TRUMP U 9962                  2   8  0    42       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066            4   3  1    41       FAST FOOD (724)
 MEMAW 10099                   4   1  0    41       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 JACK SQUAT 10108              3   1  0    41       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 TOO $HORT 5953                5   7  1    40       BORN TO MACK (639)
 ANTS 9832                     5   3  0    40       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CONWAY AD 9961                4   6  0    38       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833              9   9  0    36       FAST FOOD (724)
 ACE REPORTER 9897             5   9  0    36       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RAINBOW 9841                  7  10  0    35       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971            7   5  1    33       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 TERTIUS 9923                  6   5  0    33       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 COUNT 10129                   1   3  1    33       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082          4   2  0    32       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 NUMEROUS OF TEXES 9935        3   0  0    32       PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)
 TROLL 10025                   6   9  0    31       PSY CORPS (867)
 ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973          3   7  0    31       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 G.O.A.T. 9959                 6   4  0    30       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 LYCAN 10007                   6   2  0    30       AFFLICTION (862)
 CUDGEL PUFF 10083             5   1  0    30       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 VENOM 9951                    4   5  0    30       AFFLICTION (862)
 THE WHISP 9947                4   6  0    30       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ANIMAL 10128                  3   1  0    30       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 ZANDER 10102                  3   2  0    29       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846         6  10  0    28       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 SQUINTER 9831                 5   6  0    28       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 WHOPPER 9835                  5  13  0    28       FAST FOOD (724)
 THE WARRIOR 9948              3   7  0    28       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 VEXILLARIUS 10085             2   3  0    28       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059          3   5  1    27       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 BARNEY STINSON 10136          2   1  1    25       BORN TO MACK (639)
-DAMIEN 9769                   2   0  1    25       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 SIXSHOT 9919                  5   7  2    24       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEMINIST 10103                2   3  0    24       THE PURGE 209 (868)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALCHEMIST 9827                5   2  0    23       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 KARL 10074                    4   3  0    23       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 PICANTE 10063                 3   5  0    23       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 READ THE ROOM 10091           2   3  0    23       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 CONWAY 9720                   5   6  1    22       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BAD TRADE 10144               2   0  1    21       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 VIRUS 10130                   2   2  0    21       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 YUPPIE MOTH 9975              3   7  0    20       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
-ZOZO 9132                     2   5  0    20       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 TESTIMONIAL 10111             2   2  0    20       LAND OF OZ (217)
 QUAKE 10071                   5   2  0    19       AFFLICTION (862)
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       3   5  1    19       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 SITH TZU LORD 10095           3   2  0    19       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BONE UP 10064                 3   4  0    19       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 MORE CRAP 10159               1   0  0    19       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 THE WANTING 10120             2   2  0    18       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SEASPRAY 10132                2   1  0    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-SOCIALISM 10143               1   0  0    18       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 THERMOS 10119                 1   0  0    17       ERRATA! (760)
 RANNI 10009                   2   6  0    16       AFFLICTION (862)
 CRAP 10158                    1   0  0    16       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135        1   2  0    15       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 RECON REVENANT 10067          3   4  0    13       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 STILL WON 10088               3   3  0    13       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133           2   1  1    13       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       2   3  0    13       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 HUNTSMAN 10097                3   2  0    12       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 VERTIGO 10117                 1   3  0    12       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 RETAINER 10140                1   1  0    12       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 WILE E. COYOTE 10157          1   0  0    10       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 AL BORLAND 10112              2   2  1     9       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 LUCIUS 10086                  2   3  0     9       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 PULSE 10137                   2   1  0     9       AFFLICTION (862)
 GERMANICUS 10105              2   3  0     9       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MENIAL 10141                  1   1  0     8       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 BOURRINOS 10162               1   0  0     8       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 STILESH 10114                 1   3  0     7       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BONE APPETIT 10149            1   0  0     7       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 THEVSHI TROOPER 10109         0   3  0     7       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 TINY 9768                     1   2  0     5       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 JILES 10151                   0   1  0     5       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
-RAZAH 9155                    1   1  0     4       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 JALAPENO 10146                0   2  0     2       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 AUGER 10156                   0   1  0     1       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 KNUCKLE HEAD 10161            0   1  0     1       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 PORTA POTTY 10160             0   1  0     1       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-BELIEVE ME... 9936            0   1  0     1       PET PEEVE PHRASES (861)
 ASSISTANT 10154               0   1  0     1       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
INDYO 10087             2  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       ORIGINAL JOE 10066    431   
HEDIES 10153            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   BLACK ORC             434  NONE
QUIVER 10115            1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   BAD TRADE 10144       433   
RICO SUAVE 5951         4  4 0 BORN TO MACK 639     THAT'S HUMERUS 10010  431   
STIFFLER 5952           4  7 0 BORN TO MACK 639     BANDIT PRINCE         434  NONE
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           COUNT 10129           434  NONE
BEEKER 10125            1  3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  SPYMASTER             434  NONE
FOZZY BEAR 10126        1  3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  DRACO MAL FOIL 10059  434   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MISS PIGGY 10127        0  4 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  MISTRESS FANDETT      434  NONE
ADDICTION 9387          8  4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  ABSOLUM 10023         432   
AUGER 10076             1  4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  BARNEY STINSON 10136  433   
8 OF CLUBS 10150        0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       SHEWISH GIANT         434  NONE
FLUNKY 9810             4  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  PLAGUE FACE 9829      431  REVENGED
FOLLOWER 9839           7  4 1 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  APOCALYPSE 10030      432   
COW PIE 9281           10 12 2 SHEWISH DINER 806    BRUTUS 9380           433  JUST REVENGED
VANILLA BEN 10110       3  1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    NORTHWIND 9454        434   
APPARITIONAL ARC 9711   3  4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   SLOANE 9922           430  NONE
DA MEAT 9930            4  6 1 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 434   
MYLAELA 9964            5  2 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864   TOO $HORT 5953        432  REVENGED
BYE 10155               0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   BANDIT PRINCE         434  NONE
FAITH 10101             1  3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   AL BORLAND 10112      433   
JILES 10138             1  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   DANCING QUEEN 10133   433   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

8 BIG wins! The MASHIES are on the move! -- Oz The All Excited

A Muffed Stud is duelmaster? Hmmm. Sounds Twinkletoey. -- Oz The All Confused

Wendy! Wendy! I love Fast Food! Er, is oil a fast food? -- Tin Woodman

Ranni, all the colors of the rainbow afflicted you. I enjoyed it, -- Rainbow

Venom, I enjoy a good tussle. Salute. -- Baum

Recon Revenant, why thank you for the challenge. A little surprising, eh? -- 
Testimonial

Cudgel Puff, the poppies got to you in the Deathly Hallows, I think. I'm glad you 
stopped to smell the flowers. --Poppy

Health. Humility. Honor. (and 5-0s!) -- Oz The All Philosophical

Quake -- A worth opponent!  Thank you for my new scars! -- Germanicus

Killius Slitwick -- I did tell you to wear some better armour next time but you paid 
no heed! -- Lucius

Whopper -- That was fun!  Maybe not for you though? -- Vexillarius

Zander -- What hit me? -- Tertius

Cow Pie -- R.I.P. Little Lady, sorry for putting you out to grass! -- Brutus

Stud Muffin -- I am coming for you before you come for me in the bloodfeud! -- Brutus

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STIFFLER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MISS PIGGY was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BEEKER was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
COUNT assassinated HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HEDIES was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BYE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
8 OF CLUBS was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
STUD MUFFIN vanquished BRUTUS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title fight.
WILT CHAMBERLAIN was beaten by THAT'S HUMERUS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
KOOKABURRA handily defeated FAST EEEK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VIKING VAMPIRE slimly won victory over MEK-QUAKE in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
DRUDGE vanquished HELLHOUND HESTATI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JURINE CAKE overpowered PILLAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KING CHARLES savagely defeated FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
GOB BLUTH was demolished by LORD OF BARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
TIN WOODMAN handily defeated SLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
RUMP ROAST defeated STABBERS in a 2 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
THE WHISPER overcame SHEIK TZU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Challenge bout.
WENDY defeated BONE DRY in a 4 minute brutal Challenge bout.
THE SINFUL NATURE executed DA MEAT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE handily defeated ANTS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP overpowered FRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HILLARY was beaten by SERF in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
POPPY viciously subdued TRUMP U in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge fray.
THE WHISP was savagely defeated by RAVAGE in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
YUPPIE ZEALOT was overpowered by THE DELTA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CAPTAIN KIRK was savagely defeated by MONSTER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
DIE ROLL vanquished VENOM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
JACK SQUAT handily defeated ALCHEMIST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
TOO $HORT beat ZANDER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LYCAN unbelievably bested PICANTE in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge bout.
VICTORIOUS FAITH was vanquished by CONWAY AD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ACE REPORTER savagely defeated TROLL in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge match.
VEXILLARIUS was overpowered by THE WHIPPERSNAPPER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
CONWAY was viciously subdued by THE WARRIOR in a 1 minute bloody Challenge match.
RECON REVENANT was unbelievably bested by RETAINER in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
YUPPIE MOTH was subdued by SEASPRAY in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
DRACO MAL FOIL assassinated FOZZY BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SMOKE KING HOT handily defeated SIXSHOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
TERTIUS overpowered WHOPPER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BONE UP was overpowered by FEMINIST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
ANDORIAN YUPPIE handily defeated SITH TZU LORD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BARNEY STINSON subdued STILL WON in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
THEVSHI TROOPER was vanquished by KILLIUS SLITWICK in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
AGENT 99 vanquished UGLY ART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
A MARROW ESCAPE handily defeated MELSANDRA in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
FAKE NEWS narrowly defeated SHOCKWAVE in a 2 minute brutal veteran's match.
RENEWING THE MIND was overpowered by APOCALYPSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS overpowered BAUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
PLAGUE FACE vanquished ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRY ONE handily defeated ORIGINAL JOE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPOOK SOLDIER was demolished by TOXYGEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BROKEN FAUCET unbelievably bested RUBEUS HALBERD in a 3 minute bloody contest.
RAINBOW was savagely defeated by MEMAW in a exciting 6 minute brutal struggle.
CLUB COFFEE was devastated by ABSOLUM in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
NORTHWIND murdered VANILLA BEN in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
DARK SOHO beat BUFFY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute expert's bout.
BURN was defeated by SALSA VERDE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
SQUINTER overcame RANNI in a 2 minute contest.
QUAKE was savagely defeated by NUMEROUS OF TEXES in a 2 minute gory match.
CUDGEL PUFF won victory over FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 3 minute match.
KARL overcame STILESH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
READ THE ROOM beat DANCING QUEEN in a 2 minute struggle.
G.O.A.T. overpowered MENIAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VIRUS demolished JALAPENO in a popular 7 minute gory uneven duel.
TRIALS OF VICTORY was savagely defeated by THE WANTING in a 1 minute gruesome fight.
AL BORLAND lost to CRAP in a 1 minute novice's match.
VERTIGO demolished PORTA POTTY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TESTIMONIAL defeated JILES in a action packed 1 minute novice's contest.
GERMANICUS was devastated by THERMOS in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
HUNTSMAN subdued KNUCKLE HEAD in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
ANIMAL overpowered PULSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
LUCIUS was overpowered by MORE CRAP in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
TINY was vanquished by BAD TRADE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BONE APPETIT defeated AUGER in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
ASSISTANT was handily defeated by WILE E. COYOTE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BOURRINOS unbelievably bested CONVICTED THIEF in a 6 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  38         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  18 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         STRIKING ATTACK  133 - 107 - 12      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         LUNGING ATTACK   180 - 185 - 13      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         TOTAL PARRY       59 -  63 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         WALL OF STEEL     46 -  51 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         AIMED BLOW        76 -  86 -  4      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   53 -  72 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    53 -  78 -  6      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  24 -  0      35  |

Turn 434 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  8         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    24 - 14     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  9         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     5 - 10         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 11     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         4 - 14         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    STUD MUFFIN 9065           13   3  0  154 SHEWISH DINER (806)
LUNGING ATTACK   AGENT 99 8694              18  10  1  125 SECOND BANANAS (573)
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 9458              13   5  0  112 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  KOOKABURRA 9976            10   3  0  110 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
SLASHING ATTACK  TIN WOODMAN 9708           13   7  1  106 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-LUNGE      THAT'S HUMERUS 10010       13   4  1   85 YOU GOT BONED (866)
AIMED BLOW       STABBERS 9750               6   3  0   74 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
TOTAL PARRY      BROKEN FAUCET 9686          9   4  0   67 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946               8   2  0   54 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AGENT 99 8694.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MEMAW 10099.  The ten other most popular fighters were RECON REVENANT 10067, 
PICANTE 10063, MEK-QUAKE 9782, SHEIK TZU 9452, RAVAGE 9901, TRUMP U 9962, SALSA VERDE 
10062, VIRUS 10130, KING CHARLES 9451, and VIKING VAMPIRE 8992.

The least popular fighter this week was JALAPENO 10146.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BOURRINOS 10162, ASSISTANT 10154, TINY 9768, LUCIUS 10086, GERMANICUS 
10105, PORTA POTTY 10160, TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055, MENIAL 10141, FACE FIERY TRIALS 
10092, and BURN 10036.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STUD MUFFIN (47-9065) SHEWISH DINER (806)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FAST EEEK (47-8682) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
FAKE NEWS (47-9958) TRUMP IS HUGE (863)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXV

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KRAMER 5191 (164-119-4)                4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 6K   

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 (70-34-0)           1  4  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (62-69-0)        1  4  0         THE OPERA            

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NO BATHROOM 7764 (121-42-2)            3  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
THE LION KING 6360 (65-22-0)           2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
CYCLONUS 8365 (48-15-1)                0  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SKYWARP 8063 (42-32-2)                 1  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIG PIGEON 7411 (6-6-0)                2  3  0         THE OPERA            
UGLY ART 9458 (13-4-0)                 1  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
RUMP ROAST 9066 (17-14-3)              0  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KOOKABURRA 9976 (9-3-0)                4  3  0         PAPER TIGERS S19.1   
SHEIK TZU 9452 (10-16-0)               4  3  0         REIGNNCATSNDOGS      
A MARROW ESCAPE 10018 (10-3-0)         3  3  2         YOU GOT BONED        
PILLAGE 10035 (7-3-0)                  3  3  0         THE PURGE 209        
THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 (12-4-1)          3  3  0         YOU GOT BONED        
JURINE CAKE 9371 (10-10-0)             1  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        
SHOCKWAVE 9784 (12-7-0)                1  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 (8-4-0)             0  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
KING CHARLES 9451 (13-12-0)            0  3  0         REIGNNCATSNDOGS      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816 (8-2-0)         4  4  0         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE  
APOCALYPSE 10030 (7-2-1)               3  4  0         THE PURGE 209        
STABBERS 9750 (6-2-0)                  2  3  0         DEATHLY HALLOWS      
RUBEUS HALBERD 10058 (5-2-1)           1  3  0         DEATHLY HALLOWS      
ROTTING WOOD 9896 (4-3-0)              0  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KNUCKLE SAMMICH 10011 (6-1-0)          5  1  0  DEAD   YOU GOT BONED        
BONE UP 10064 (3-3-0)                  2  3  0         YOU GOT BONED        
JONHY BOUNCER 7718 (3-1-0)             0  3  0         KNIGHT-CLUB          

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SITH TZU LORD 10095 (3-1-0)            5  3  0         REIGNNCATSNDOGS      
FEMINIST 10103 (1-3-0)                 2  3  1         THE PURGE 209        
CLOSED 10122 (3-0-0)                   0  2  0  DEAD   BASH BROS PARK       
HONEY BARTENDER 7721 (0-3-0)           0  3  0         KNIGHT-CLUB          
VIRUS 10130 (1-2-0)                    0  3  0         THE PURGE 209        
ZANDER 10102 (3-1-0)                   0  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD 6       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CUBANELLE 10152 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE  
BONE APPETIT 10149 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        
JILES 10151 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD 6       
THERMOS 10119 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         ERRATA!