DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/31/2021    Duedate: 09/27/2021

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-435

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

A MARROW ESCAPE
YOU GOT BONED (866)
(47-10018) [12-3-0,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

A MARROW ESCAPE                COUNT
YOU GOT BONED (866)            DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
(47-10018) [12-3-0,136]        (47-10129) [2-3-1,44]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AGENT 99                       SERF
SECOND BANANAS (573)           SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
(47-8694) [18-11-1,92]         (47-10056) [5-4-0,43]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH DINER (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)        38
2. REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)       35EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. SHEWISH DINER (806)         32      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PARK (766)        31
5. ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)     29      DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 195 119  8 62.1   1/ 2 SHEWISH DINER (806)      12  3 0
 2/ 3 YOU GOT BONED (866)       44  27  2 62.0   2/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217)         11  4 0
 3/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217)         967 622 32 60.9   3/12 THE PURGE 209 (868)      10  4 0
 4/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806)      188 135 15 58.2   4/13 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      9  6 2
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     385 278 41 58.1   5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          9  6 1
 6/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1034 864 54 54.5   6/ 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     9  6 0
 7/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    212 178 17 54.4   7/ 3 YOU GOT BONED (866)       8  6 0
 8- 9 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      48  41  2 53.9   8/14 PSY CORPS (867)           8  7 0
 9/11 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    29  26  2 52.7   9/ 7 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     8  7 0
10/18 THE PURGE 209 (868)       33  30  2 52.4  10/ 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       8  7 0
11/10 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      28  26  3 51.9  11/28 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  8 1
12/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)      421 395 31 51.6  12/15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     7  8 1
13/16 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     96  93  9 50.8  13/22 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      7  8 1
14/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)     185 180 11 50.7  14/17 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  7  8 0
15-17 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)     81  79  7 50.6  15/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  8 0
16/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      249 245 12 50.4  16/23 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    6  4 0
17/22 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      54  55  5 49.5  17/11 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  6  7 0
18/21 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     128 131  4 49.4  18/18 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      6  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 FAST FOOD (724)          266 277 16 49.0  19/21 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     6  8 0
20-20*AFFLICTION (862)          22  23  0 48.9  20/25 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   6  9 1
21/12 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       26  28  1 48.1  21/29 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      6  9 0
22/28 PSY CORPS (867)           35  38  4 47.9  22/10 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     6  9 0
23/24 ERRATA! (760)             41  45  0 47.7  23/20 BASH BROS PARK (766)      6  9 0
24/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    109 120  1 47.6  24/24 BORN TO MACK (639)        5  9 1
25/26 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  51  58  2 46.8  25/16 WHITE WOLVES (832)        5 10 1
26/25 BORN TO MACK (639)        28  32  3 46.7  26-19*AFFLICTION (862)          4  6 0
27/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     64  74  1 46.4  27/ 6 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       4 10 0
28/29 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   39  46  2 45.9  28/ 0*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)     4 11 1
29/ 0 LAZY BOYZ (167)           19  24  4 44.2  29/26 FAST FOOD (724)           4 11 0
30/30 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     32  47  6 40.5  30/30 ERRATA! (760)             2  0 0
31/31 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      39  65  3 37.5  31-32 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      1  0 0
32/32 WHITE WOLVES (832)       104 182  5 36.4  32/ 0 LAZY BOYZ (167)           1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                       Turf War
                                    Turn 9 Scoring

                        Total                Full  Certs Turn
                        Score Alliance  Wins Teams Score Score
                        330   PM         7    2     0     54    
                        309   MASH       6    2     0     48    
                        288   GBH        6    2     0     48    
                        282   DHPT       6    2     0     48    
                        273   TH         7    2     0     54    
                        258   DC         4    1     0     24    
                        255   FtN        3    2     0     30    
                        255   KLG        4    1     0     24    
                        249   HP         7    2     0     54    
                        249   TToF       3    1     0     18    
                        243   SO         2    1     0     12    
                        240   SPBL       4    2     0     36    
                        231   NF         4    2     0     36    
                        102   TR         2    0     0     0     

          Individual                                           Endurance
          Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
          54         PM                                                  
            36         SHEWISH DINER                 5/5         45/45, 9  
            18         BASH BROS PARK                5/2         45/45, 9  
          48         MASH                                                
            24         LAND OF OZ                    5/3         45/45, 9  
            24         SECOND BANANAS                5/3         45/45, 9  
          48         GBH                                                 
            24         REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/3         45/45, 9  
            24         DEATHLY HALLOWS               5/3         45/45, 9  
          48         DHPT                                                
            24         PAPER TIGERS S19.1            5/3         45/45, 9  
            24         YOU GOT BONED                 5/3         44/45, 9  
          54         TH                                                  
            24         DARQUE FORCES                 5/3         45/45, 9  
            30         THE PURGE 209                 5/4         44/45, 9  
          24         DC                                                  
            30         PSY CORPS                     5/4         45/45, 9  
            -6         AFFLICTION                    0/0         40/45, 8  
          30         FtN                                                 
            18         ROYAL FLUSH                   5/2         45/45, 9  
            12         BOOK OF THOMAS                5/1         45/45, 9  
          24         KLG                                                 
            12         WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/1         45/45, 9  
            12         ZOMBIE SQUAD 6                4/3         42/45, 9  
          54         HP                                                  
            30         SPECTRAL STEEL                5/4         43/45, 9  
            24         BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/3         44/45, 9  
          18         TToF                                                
            6          EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE           4/2         41/45, 9  
            12         SATAN'S MINIONS               5/1         45/45, 9  
          12         SO                                                  
            18         WRATHMEN 23-19                5/2         44/45, 9  
            -6         TRUMP IS HUGE                 4/0         44/45, 9  
          36         SPBL                                                
            24         ABERRANT 5 BLADES             5/3         45/45, 9  
            12         DOWNWARD SPIRAL               5/1         44/45, 9  
          36         NF                                                  
            12         FAST FOOD                     5/1         45/45, 9  
            24         TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/3         40/45, 8  
          0          TR                                                  
            -6         SMOKED OUT!!!                 0/0         20/45, 4  
            6          BORN TO MACK                  4/2         39/45, 8  

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Stud Muffin is a 17-12-7-21-7-3-17 PR and the highlight of his career has been his 10-
3-1 Dead Adepts TV.  He has minimal bonuses (a lone +1 in Attack), but has learned 
pretty well, with 90 skills over 37 FE, and very few of them in Decise (yay!).  This 
puts Stud Muffin at 141 total skills, which is a perfect spot to try and set up for 
Freshmen.

After his TV, I kept using that same strategy and he continued to look great on it.  
He has been wielding the LO, running 5-6 in 1+ and 3-7 in desperation.  The commission 
has informed me that he is LO, low/mod, and Ini learn.  Perhaps I was touching on all 
of his favorites?  I'll be trying LO 3-6 on his way out in case those are indeed his 
numbers.

Hopefully I remembered to train WL this turn, and then he'll bulk up his WL, CN, and 
ST in Home Guard over the next 60 FE and take a shot at Freshmen.  Maybe I can find 
room to train DF to 20 and incorporate that train to 21 in his bust.  I have never 
gotten a TC with a PR and I don't expect to with this warrior, but you never know...

                                          -- One Armed Bandit

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out NORTH FORK to 
see what's new.  Like, WEIRD ALCHEMY had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked 
off #1 spot by SHEWISH DINER!  Way to go SHEWISH DINER!  SECOND BANANAS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 3-2-0 and wound up as 11th team!  See if 
I even talk to any of those losers in SATAN'S MINIONS again!  Didja see where they 
got 1-4-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  
Listen to this--TRUMP IS HUGE got 0-4-0 and dropped 21.  Didn't see much of them 
after the fights!  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 9 after 
going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, THE PURGE 209!  MVP award for SIXSHOT?  DARQUE FORCES' 
proud of it after beating ZIB KLIBZET and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big time 
losers!  MEMAW got smashed by VICTORIOUS FAITH, and lost 17 points!  Oh, wow, like 
the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all NORTH FORK.  He got the most 
challenges.  (But what about proposals?) Like WHITE WOLVES' BRUTUS is sweating since 
he got Bloodfeuded by Duelmaster STUD MUFFIN!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think STUD MUFFIN should let BRUTUS be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine 
hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  BASH BROS 
PARK was NORTH FORK's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know 
what SATAN'S MINIONS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from BASH BROS PARK, that's fer sher.  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you 
think SHEIK TZU feels about being challenged by KOOKABURRA, 38 points above him?  
SHEIK TZU is a real man!  He was challenged by KOOKABURRA, 38 points above, and BEAT 
it!  Dark Arena, anyone?  See if I ever talk to MEK-QUAKE again!  STABBERS was so low 
when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  If MEK-QUAKE can't beat a warrior 20 points below 
himself, that he CHALLENGED, he oughtta be selling food in the stands!  Speaking of 
challenging 41 points above did you hear about WENDY of FAST FOOD vs. BASH BROS 
PARK's UGLY ART?  (And how was that intro!) What did WENDY expect, anyway!  Of course 
UGLY ART won.  Next time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy!  BONE DRY 
is being unfair.  She's challenged down 19 against ANTS.  I don't know why they let 
this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) Is this how YOU GOT BONED advances, by having 
their members (BONE DRY) fight people that are really below them (ANTS)?  Some fights 
are really unfair.  How do you think ACE REPORTER feels about being challenged by THE 
WHIPPERSNAPPER, 20 points above her?  I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in 
NORTH FORK.  THE WHIPPERSNAPPER got 5 points after beating ACE REPORTER, 20 points 
below him.  See if I ever talk to CUDGEL PUFF again!  FACE FIERY TRIALS was so low 
when She challenged she.  Hhmph!  A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, 
when CUDGEL PUFF challenged FACE FIERY TRIALS, 17 points below and lost!  Send 'im to 
the Dark Arena!  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out RAINBOW 
challenged SERF.  After all, haven't LAND OF OZ and SATAN'S MINIONS had a long 
standing duel in NORTH FORK?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SERF 
wants me to write about it since he was subdued by RAINBOW.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  So DOWNWARD SPIRAL has one more turn to Bloodfeud PSY CORPS' ABSOLUM.  
Big deal.  ADDICTION's dead.  What's the point?  Ya just gotta go on.  Don't look 
back...  PLAGUE FACE really fought hard against THE SINFUL NATURE.  That'll teach 
ABERRANT 5 BLADES not to go and kill any of TEAM HAS NO NAME's guys again, huh!  Like 
was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (RUMP ROAST vs. NORTHWIND, that is.) What if they 
had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A MARROW ESCAPE 10018        12   3  0   136       YOU GOT BONED (866)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UGLY ART 9458                14   5  0   118       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 TIN WOODMAN 9708             14   7  1   115       LAND OF OZ (217)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          22  20  0   112       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423        20  13  0   110       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 APOCALYPSE 10030              9   2  1   109       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 DRUDGE 9735                  10   5  0    97       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 GOB BLUTH 9478               13  10  2    96       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SHEIK TZU 9452               11  17  0    96       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 SLY 9989                     11   7  1    95       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              19  14  3    94       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             12  10  0    94       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 AGENT 99 8694                18  11  1    92       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-LUTHIEN 9778                 18  14  2    91       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 STABBERS 9750                 7   3  0    91       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DUNCAN 9777                  16  16  1    90       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 THE WHISPER 9757             17  10  2    89       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BRUTUS 9380                  20  25  3    88       WHITE WOLVES (832)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211       12  11  1    87       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784               13   8  0    85       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               13  12  0    81       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 KOOKABURRA 9976              10   4  0    81       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 PLAGUE FACE 9829              8   2  1    81       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 KING CHARLES 9451            14  13  0    80       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010         13   5  1    80       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 MELSANDRA 9968                9   5  0    79       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
-CLANCY 7713                   8   8  0    79       ERRATA! (760)
 ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816        9   3  0    78       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 MONSTER 9618                 10   4  2    77       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         16  22  0    76       FAST FOOD (724)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686            9   5  0    72       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       8   6  1    72       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 TOXYGEN 10027                 7   7  1    72       PSY CORPS (867)
 WENDY 9727                   16  14  0    70       FAST FOOD (724)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRY ONE 9765                 14  11  0    66       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904       11   5  0    65       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 RUBEUS HALBERD 10058          6   3  1    64       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 DARK SOHO 10022              11   5  0    62       PSY CORPS (867)
 PILLAGE 10035                 8   4  0    62       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905       9   7  0    61       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BONE DRY 10057                6   3  0    61       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 CAPTAIN KIRK 5954             7   5  1    60       BORN TO MACK (639)
 THE DELTA 10026               5  10  1    60       PSY CORPS (867)
 MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054      5   3  0    59       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 BURN 10036                    9   5  0    58       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   9  0    58       ERRATA! (760)
 ABSOLUM 10023                 5   5  2    58       PSY CORPS (867)
 BAUM 10053                    6   3  0    57       LAND OF OZ (217)
 JACK SQUAT 10108              4   1  0    57       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORTHWIND 9454                9   5  1    56       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950         6   6  0    56       BORN TO MACK (639)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896             5   4  0    56       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 HILLARY 9534                 10  12  1    54       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847       10   7  1    53       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 RAVAGE 9901                   7   6  0    53       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BUFFY 10047                  13  12  0    52       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 RAINBOW 9841                  8  10  0    52       LAND OF OZ (217)
-DESPERO 8848                  5   6  0    51       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846         7  10  0    47       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-CAULDER 9772                  4   0  0    47       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
-PARA 7767                     8   8  0    46       ERRATA! (760)
-CORSON 8821                   5   5  1    46       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 SIXSHOT 9919                  6   7  2    44       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ANTS 9832                     5   4  0    44       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SALSA VERDE 10062             4   5  0    44       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 COUNT 10129                   2   3  1    44       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 DIE ROLL 9946                 8   3  0    43       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SPOOK SOLDIER 9722            7   4  0    43       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SERF 10056                    5   4  0    43       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 TRUMP U 9962                  2   9  0    43       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             10   9  0    40       FAST FOOD (724)
 THE WHISP 9947                5   6  0    40       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973          4   7  0    40       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 CONWAY AD 9961                4   7  0    40       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 POPPY 9927                    8   3  0    39       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FRENZY 9949                   5   4  0    38       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ZANDER 10102                  4   2  0    37       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOO $HORT 5953                5   8  1    36       BORN TO MACK (639)
 FEMINIST 10103                3   3  0    36       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066            4   4  1    35       FAST FOOD (724)
 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059          4   5  1    35       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 TROLL 10025                   7   9  0    34       PSY CORPS (867)
 SQUINTER 9831                 6   6  0    34       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALCHEMIST 9827                6   2  0    32       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 ACE REPORTER 9897             5  10  0    32       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LYCAN 10007                   6   2  0    30       AFFLICTION (862)
 PICANTE 10063                 4   5  0    30       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-VENOM 9951                    4   5  0    30       AFFLICTION (862)
 ZIB KLIBZET 1219              6   4  1    29       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 CONWAY 9720                   6   6  1    29       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 TERTIUS 9923                  6   6  0    29       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 WHOPPER 9835                  5  14  0    29       FAST FOOD (724)
 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971            7   6  1    28       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 PRINCE ZELKOR 1641            3   2  0    28       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       3   3  0    28       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 RECON REVENANT 10067          4   4  0    27       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BAD TRADE 10144               3   0  2    27       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 SOCIALISM 10143               2   0  0    26       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 G.O.A.T. 9959                 6   5  0    25       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       4   5  1    25       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 YUPPIE MOTH 9975              4   7  0    25       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 BONE UP 10064                 4   4  0    25       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 THE WARRIOR 9948              3   8  0    25       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-DAMIEN 9769                   2   0  1    25       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 VEXILLARIUS 10085             2   4  0    25       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MEMAW 10099                   4   2  0    24       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133           3   1  1    24       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 THERMOS 10119                 2   0  0    24       ERRATA! (760)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANIMAL 10128                  3   2  0    23       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 BARNEY STINSON 10136          2   2  1    23       BORN TO MACK (639)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082          4   3  0    22       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RETAINER 10140                2   1  0    21       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 SITH TZU LORD 10095           3   3  0    20       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-ZOZO 9132                     2   5  0    20       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 CRAP 10158                    2   0  0    20       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
-QUAKE 10071                   5   2  0    19       AFFLICTION (862)
 GERMANICUS 10105              3   3  0    19       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 CUDGEL PUFF 10083             5   2  0    17       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 KARL 10074                    4   4  0    16       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
-RANNI 10009                   2   6  0    16       AFFLICTION (862)
 THEVSHI TROOPER 10109         1   3  0    16       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 THE WANTING 10120             2   3  0    15       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 VIRUS 10130                   2   3  0    15       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 ZEB ZIBDIZZER 1272            4   2  0    14       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 READ THE ROOM 10091           2   4  0    14       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 STILL WON 10088               3   4  0    13       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 HUNTSMAN 10097                3   3  0    12       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 MORE CRAP 10159               1   1  0    12       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 LUCIUS 10086                  2   4  0    11       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SEASPRAY 10132                2   2  0    11       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 SLOW COOK 10165               1   0  0    11       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 AL BORLAND 10112              2   3  1    10       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BONE APPETIT 10149            2   0  0    10       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 BOURRINOS 10162               2   0  0    10       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 TESTIMONIAL 10111             2   3  0     9       LAND OF OZ (217)
-PULSE 10137                   2   1  0     9       AFFLICTION (862)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILE E. COYOTE 10157          1   1  0     7       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 VERTIGO 10117                 1   4  0     7       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640               1   3  0     6       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135        1   3  0     6       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-TINY 9768                     1   1  0     5       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 JALAPENO 10146                1   2  0     5       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-JILES 10151                   0   1  0     5       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
-RAZAH 9155                    1   1  0     4       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 GRRR 10164                    1   0  0     4       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 PORTA POTTY 10160             0   2  0     3       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 AUGER 10156                   0   2  0     2       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 ZADD NIZZTROG 1928            0   2  0     2       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 KNUCKLE HEAD 10161            0   2  0     2       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 BARKLEY 10169                 0   1  0     1       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 FRAZZLE 10167                 0   1  0     1       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 STYLECRAZE 10163              0   1  0     1       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
INDYO 10087             2  1 0 AFFLICTION 862       ORIGINAL JOE 10066    431  NOT REVENGED
QUIVER 10115            1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   BAD TRADE 10144       433   
STILESH 10114           1  4 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   MOUNTAIN TROLL        435  NONE
RICO SUAVE 5951         4  4 0 BORN TO MACK 639     THAT'S HUMERUS 10010  431  NOT REVENGED
FOZZY BEAR 10126        1  3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  DRACO MAL FOIL 10059  434   
SLIMEY 10168            0  1 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  BAD TRADE 10144       435   
ADDICTION 9387          8  4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  ABSOLUM 10023         432   
AUGER 10076             1  4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  BARNEY STINSON 10136  433   
NINE OF CLUBS 10166     0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       MISTRESS FANDETT      435  NONE
ASSISTANT 10154         0  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  SHEWISH GIANT         435  NONE
FLUNKY 9810             4  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  PLAGUE FACE 9829      431  REVENGED
FOLLOWER 9839           7  4 1 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  APOCALYPSE 10030      432   
MENIAL 10141            1  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  BANDIT PRINCE         435  NONE
COW PIE 9281           10 12 2 SHEWISH DINER 806    BRUTUS 9380           433  JUST REVENGED
VANILLA BEN 10110       3  1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    NORTHWIND 9454        434  JUST REVENGED
DA BAIT 10170           0  1 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 STONE GOLEM           435  NONE
DA MEAT 9930            4  6 1 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 434  JUST REVENGED
DA1 10171               0  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    STONE GOLEM           435  NONE
MYLAELA 9964            5  2 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864   TOO $HORT 5953        432  REVENGED
FAITH 10101             1  3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   AL BORLAND 10112      433   
JILES 10138             1  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   DANCING QUEEN 10133   433   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Porta Potty -- When you gotta go, you gotta go. -- Vertigo 

Where have all the personal ads gone? -- Oz The All Inquisitive

Heard in a local bar ..."Stud Muffin is nothing more than a piece of stale bread". -- 
Tin Woodman (just reporting the facts)

Mashies, Mashies, Mashies! -- Oz The All Exuberant

Trump U, looks like I almost sent you to Flander's Field. -- Poppy

Jiles, you need a new manager, Bud. -- Testimonial

Sly, you just worthlessly banged away on my metal, and I oiled your paper tiger. -- 
Tin Woodman

Enchiladas Suizas, you made me throw up! -- Baum (never writing you into one of my 
stories)

Memaw, was it really worth all that? -- Rainbow

Health. Humility. Honor. (And Mashies mash!) -- Oz The All Philosophical

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MENIAL was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STILESH was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
ASSISTANT was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
NINE OF CLUBS was slaughtered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA BAIT was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a slow 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
STUD MUFFIN vanquished BRUTUS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
RUMP ROAST beat NORTHWIND in a popular 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
PLAGUE FACE handily defeated THE SINFUL NATURE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
ANIMAL lost to DRACO MAL FOIL in a 1 minute novice vs. expert Bloodfeud duel.
KOOKABURRA lost to SHEIK TZU in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
MEK-QUAKE was overcome by STABBERS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
A MARROW ESCAPE demolished AGENT 99 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
HELLHOUND HESTATI devastated FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
THAT'S HUMERUS was savagely defeated by GOB BLUTH in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
SLY vanquished RENEWING THE MIND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THE WHISPER won victory over KING CHARLES in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
TRY ONE was bested by MONSTER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
WENDY was demolished by UGLY ART in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
BONE DRY narrowly defeated ANTS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
RAINBOW luckily beat SERF in a action packed 6 minute brutal Challenge fight.
JACK SQUAT overpowered POPPY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
HILLARY overcame SPOOK SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER demolished ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DIE ROLL lost to ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ORIGINAL JOE was overpowered by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RUBEUS HALBERD overpowered SALSA VERDE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ANDORIAN YUPPIE overpowered SITH TZU LORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SQUINTER beat THE WARRIOR in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
SMOKE KING HOT was handily defeated by COUNT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CUDGEL PUFF was narrowly defeated by FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
WHOPPER was handily defeated by THE WHISP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
READ THE ROOM was savagely defeated by DANCING QUEEN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KILLIUS SLITWICK was luckily beaten by THEVSHI TROOPER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
THE WANTING was savagely defeated by YUPPIE MOTH in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
TESTIMONIAL was demolished by RECON REVENANT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KNUCKLE HEAD was outlasted by JALAPENO in a 10 minute novice's Challenge fray.
RETAINER unbelievably bested SEASPRAY in a 4 minute gory beginner's Challenge match.
BONE APPETIT beat AUGER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's Challenge duel.
VIKING VAMPIRE subdued DRUDGE in a exciting 3 minute gory expert's competition.
LORD OF BARKNESS savagely defeated BROKEN FAUCET in a 2 minute expert's duel.
APOCALYPSE handily defeated ENCHILADAS SUIZAS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TIN WOODMAN overpowered MELSANDRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SHOCKWAVE handily defeated MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JURINE CAKE overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
ABSOLUM was savagely defeated by PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a action packed 2 minute bout.
TOXYGEN handily defeated FRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PILLAGE subdued CONWAY AD in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
TOO $HORT was demolished by DARK SOHO in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
MEMAW was handily defeated by VICTORIOUS FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
TRUMP U was beaten by BUFFY in a exciting 1 minute veteran's struggle.
RAVAGE devastated YUPPIE ZEALOT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CLUB COFFEE subdued BARNEY STINSON in a 2 minute master vs. amateur battle.
WILT CHAMBERLAIN overpowered G.O.A.T. in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THE DELTA devastated TERTIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZIB KLIBZET was devastated by SIXSHOT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BURN narrowly defeated PRINCE ZELKOR in a crowd boring 8 minute one-sided match.
BAUM handily defeated VEXILLARIUS in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TROLL narrowly defeated LUCIUS in a 2 minute gory struggle.
FEMINIST overpowered KARL in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
ZANDER overpowered HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STILL WON was overpowered by PICANTE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GERMANICUS beat MORE CRAP in a exciting 6 minute battle.
BONE UP won victory over VIRUS in a 2 minute fight.
ZEB ZIBDIZZER defeated PORTA POTTY in a exciting 5 minute contest.
CONWAY vanquished VERTIGO in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
TRIALS OF VICTORY beat HAMMER in a 1 minute match.
ALCHEMIST overpowered WILE E. COYOTE in a popular 6 minute bloody one-sided fight.
THERMOS vanquished FRAZZLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
AL BORLAND was luckily beaten by CRAP in a 2 minute bloody beginner's match.
SOCIALISM demolished APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD TRADE slaughtered SLIMEY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ZADD NIZZTROG was overcome by BOURRINOS in a 6 minute novice's melee.
SLOW COOK vanquished STYLECRAZE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARKLEY was subdued by GRRR in a action packed 6 minute amateur's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  19 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         STRIKING ATTACK  133 - 120 - 12      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         TOTAL PARRY       66 -  63 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         AIMED BLOW        83 -  85 -  4      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         LUNGING ATTACK   190 - 195 - 11      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         WALL OF STEEL     50 -  55 -  2      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         SLASHING ATTACK   59 -  71 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  14 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    52 -  83 -  5      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  23 -  0      38  |

Turn 435 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 19         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 - 12         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  6                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 18     
AIMED BLOW         8 -  8     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   A MARROW ESCAPE 10018      12   3  0  136 YOU GOT BONED (866)
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 9458              14   5  0  118 BASH BROS PARK (766)
SLASHING ATTACK  TIN WOODMAN 9708           14   7  1  115 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK  DRUDGE 9735                10   5  0   97 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
AIMED BLOW       STABBERS 9750               7   3  0   91 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-LUNGE      THAT'S HUMERUS 10010       13   5  1   80 YOU GOT BONED (866)
TOTAL PARRY      BROKEN FAUCET 9686          9   5  0   72 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RENEWING THE MIND 9904     11   5  0   65 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
BASHING ATTACK   RUBEUS HALBERD 10058        6   3  1   64 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-STRIKE     RAVAGE 9901                 7   6  0   53 DARQUE FORCES (396)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is AGENT 99 8694.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SERF 10056.  The ten other most popular fighters were DRUDGE 9735, BARKLEY 10169, 
RUMP ROAST 9066, LORD OF BARKNESS 9423, PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687, PORTA POTTY 10160, 
WILE E. COYOTE 10157, THE WHISPER 9757, KING CHARLES 9451, and ANTS 9832.

The least popular fighter this week was JALAPENO 10146.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BURN 10036, FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092, BOURRINOS 10162, KNUCKLE HEAD 
10161, DA BAIT 10170, GRRR 10164, GERMANICUS 10105, PRINCE ZELKOR 1641, STYLECRAZE 
10163, and SLIMEY 10168.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TIN WOODMAN (47-9708) LAND OF OZ (217)
LORD OF BARKNESS (47-9423) REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

STUD MUFFIN (47-9065) SHEWISH DINER (806)