DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/31/2021 Duedate: 09/27/2021
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-435
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
A MARROW ESCAPE
YOU GOT BONED (866)
(47-10018) [12-3-0,136]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
A MARROW ESCAPE COUNT
YOU GOT BONED (866) DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
(47-10018) [12-3-0,136] (47-10129) [2-3-1,44]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
AGENT 99 SERF
SECOND BANANAS (573) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
(47-8694) [18-11-1,92] (47-10056) [5-4-0,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEWISH DINER (806)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 38
2. REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 35EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. SHEWISH DINER (806) 32 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PARK (766) 31
5. ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 29 DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 195 119 8 62.1 1/ 2 SHEWISH DINER (806) 12 3 0
2/ 3 YOU GOT BONED (866) 44 27 2 62.0 2/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217) 11 4 0
3/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217) 967 622 32 60.9 3/12 THE PURGE 209 (868) 10 4 0
4/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806) 188 135 15 58.2 4/13 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 9 6 2
5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573) 385 278 41 58.1 5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 9 6 1
6/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1034 864 54 54.5 6/ 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 9 6 0
7/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 212 178 17 54.4 7/ 3 YOU GOT BONED (866) 8 6 0
8- 9 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 48 41 2 53.9 8/14 PSY CORPS (867) 8 7 0
9/11 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 29 26 2 52.7 9/ 7 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 8 7 0
10/18 THE PURGE 209 (868) 33 30 2 52.4 10/ 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 8 7 0
11/10 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864) 28 26 3 51.9 11/28 SECOND BANANAS (573) 7 8 1
12/13 DARQUE FORCES (396) 421 395 31 51.6 12/15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 7 8 1
13/16 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 96 93 9 50.8 13/22 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 7 8 1
14/14 BASH BROS PARK (766) 185 180 11 50.7 14/17 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 7 8 0
15-17 LEGIONS OF FATE (856) 81 79 7 50.6 15/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396) 7 8 0
16/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 249 245 12 50.4 16/23 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 6 4 0
17/22 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 54 55 5 49.5 17/11 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 6 7 0
18/21 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 128 131 4 49.4 18/18 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869) 6 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 FAST FOOD (724) 266 277 16 49.0 19/21 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 6 8 0
20-20*AFFLICTION (862) 22 23 0 48.9 20/25 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 6 9 1
21/12 TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 26 28 1 48.1 21/29 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 6 9 0
22/28 PSY CORPS (867) 35 38 4 47.9 22/10 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 6 9 0
23/24 ERRATA! (760) 41 45 0 47.7 23/20 BASH BROS PARK (766) 6 9 0
24/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 109 120 1 47.6 24/24 BORN TO MACK (639) 5 9 1
25/26 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 51 58 2 46.8 25/16 WHITE WOLVES (832) 5 10 1
26/25 BORN TO MACK (639) 28 32 3 46.7 26-19*AFFLICTION (862) 4 6 0
27/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 64 74 1 46.4 27/ 6 TRUMP IS HUGE (863) 4 10 0
28/29 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 39 46 2 45.9 28/ 0*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870) 4 11 1
29/ 0 LAZY BOYZ (167) 19 24 4 44.2 29/26 FAST FOOD (724) 4 11 0
30/30 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 32 47 6 40.5 30/30 ERRATA! (760) 2 0 0
31/31 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 39 65 3 37.5 31-32 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 1 0 0
32/32 WHITE WOLVES (832) 104 182 5 36.4 32/ 0 LAZY BOYZ (167) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War
Turn 9 Scoring
Total Full Certs Turn
Score Alliance Wins Teams Score Score
330 PM 7 2 0 54
309 MASH 6 2 0 48
288 GBH 6 2 0 48
282 DHPT 6 2 0 48
273 TH 7 2 0 54
258 DC 4 1 0 24
255 FtN 3 2 0 30
255 KLG 4 1 0 24
249 HP 7 2 0 54
249 TToF 3 1 0 18
243 SO 2 1 0 12
240 SPBL 4 2 0 36
231 NF 4 2 0 36
102 TR 2 0 0 0
Individual Endurance
Score Team Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
54 PM
36 SHEWISH DINER 5/5 45/45, 9
18 BASH BROS PARK 5/2 45/45, 9
48 MASH
24 LAND OF OZ 5/3 45/45, 9
24 SECOND BANANAS 5/3 45/45, 9
48 GBH
24 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 5/3 45/45, 9
24 DEATHLY HALLOWS 5/3 45/45, 9
48 DHPT
24 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 5/3 45/45, 9
24 YOU GOT BONED 5/3 44/45, 9
54 TH
24 DARQUE FORCES 5/3 45/45, 9
30 THE PURGE 209 5/4 44/45, 9
24 DC
30 PSY CORPS 5/4 45/45, 9
-6 AFFLICTION 0/0 40/45, 8
30 FtN
18 ROYAL FLUSH 5/2 45/45, 9
12 BOOK OF THOMAS 5/1 45/45, 9
24 KLG
12 WEIRD ALCHEMY 5/1 45/45, 9
12 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 4/3 42/45, 9
54 HP
30 SPECTRAL STEEL 5/4 43/45, 9
24 BIG LAKE GROOVE 5/3 44/45, 9
18 TToF
6 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 4/2 41/45, 9
12 SATAN'S MINIONS 5/1 45/45, 9
12 SO
18 WRATHMEN 23-19 5/2 44/45, 9
-6 TRUMP IS HUGE 4/0 44/45, 9
36 SPBL
24 ABERRANT 5 BLADES 5/3 45/45, 9
12 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 5/1 44/45, 9
36 NF
12 FAST FOOD 5/1 45/45, 9
24 TEAM HAS NO NAME 5/3 40/45, 8
0 TR
-6 SMOKED OUT!!! 0/0 20/45, 4
6 BORN TO MACK 4/2 39/45, 8
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Stud Muffin is a 17-12-7-21-7-3-17 PR and the highlight of his career has been his 10-
3-1 Dead Adepts TV. He has minimal bonuses (a lone +1 in Attack), but has learned
pretty well, with 90 skills over 37 FE, and very few of them in Decise (yay!). This
puts Stud Muffin at 141 total skills, which is a perfect spot to try and set up for
Freshmen.
After his TV, I kept using that same strategy and he continued to look great on it.
He has been wielding the LO, running 5-6 in 1+ and 3-7 in desperation. The commission
has informed me that he is LO, low/mod, and Ini learn. Perhaps I was touching on all
of his favorites? I'll be trying LO 3-6 on his way out in case those are indeed his
numbers.
Hopefully I remembered to train WL this turn, and then he'll bulk up his WL, CN, and
ST in Home Guard over the next 60 FE and take a shot at Freshmen. Maybe I can find
room to train DF to 20 and incorporate that train to 21 in his bust. I have never
gotten a TC with a PR and I don't expect to with this warrior, but you never know...
-- One Armed Bandit
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out NORTH FORK to
see what's new. Like, WEIRD ALCHEMY had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked
off #1 spot by SHEWISH DINER! Way to go SHEWISH DINER! SECOND BANANAS had like a
really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 3-2-0 and wound up as 11th team! See if
I even talk to any of those losers in SATAN'S MINIONS again! Didja see where they
got 1-4-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! Wanna hear about a real loser?
Listen to this--TRUMP IS HUGE got 0-4-0 and dropped 21. Didn't see much of them
after the fights! One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 9 after
going 4-1-0. Keep it up, THE PURGE 209! MVP award for SIXSHOT? DARQUE FORCES'
proud of it after beating ZIB KLIBZET and getting 20 points. Talk about yer big time
losers! MEMAW got smashed by VICTORIOUS FAITH, and lost 17 points! Oh, wow, like
the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all NORTH FORK. He got the most
challenges. (But what about proposals?) Like WHITE WOLVES' BRUTUS is sweating since
he got Bloodfeuded by Duelmaster STUD MUFFIN! Don't you think the Duelmaster is
being unfair? I think STUD MUFFIN should let BRUTUS be Duelmaster for a while,
without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine
hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. BASH BROS
PARK was NORTH FORK's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? I don't know
what SATAN'S MINIONS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights
from BASH BROS PARK, that's fer sher. Some fights are really unfair. How do you
think SHEIK TZU feels about being challenged by KOOKABURRA, 38 points above him?
SHEIK TZU is a real man! He was challenged by KOOKABURRA, 38 points above, and BEAT
it! Dark Arena, anyone? See if I ever talk to MEK-QUAKE again! STABBERS was so low
when He challenged he. Hhmph! If MEK-QUAKE can't beat a warrior 20 points below
himself, that he CHALLENGED, he oughtta be selling food in the stands! Speaking of
challenging 41 points above did you hear about WENDY of FAST FOOD vs. BASH BROS
PARK's UGLY ART? (And how was that intro!) What did WENDY expect, anyway! Of course
UGLY ART won. Next time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy! BONE DRY
is being unfair. She's challenged down 19 against ANTS. I don't know why they let
this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) Is this how YOU GOT BONED advances, by having
their members (BONE DRY) fight people that are really below them (ANTS)? Some fights
are really unfair. How do you think ACE REPORTER feels about being challenged by THE
WHIPPERSNAPPER, 20 points above her? I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in
NORTH FORK. THE WHIPPERSNAPPER got 5 points after beating ACE REPORTER, 20 points
below him. See if I ever talk to CUDGEL PUFF again! FACE FIERY TRIALS was so low
when She challenged she. Hhmph! A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets,
when CUDGEL PUFF challenged FACE FIERY TRIALS, 17 points below and lost! Send 'im to
the Dark Arena! For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out RAINBOW
challenged SERF. After all, haven't LAND OF OZ and SATAN'S MINIONS had a long
standing duel in NORTH FORK? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SERF
wants me to write about it since he was subdued by RAINBOW. Satisfied?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? So DOWNWARD SPIRAL has one more turn to Bloodfeud PSY CORPS' ABSOLUM.
Big deal. ADDICTION's dead. What's the point? Ya just gotta go on. Don't look
back... PLAGUE FACE really fought hard against THE SINFUL NATURE. That'll teach
ABERRANT 5 BLADES not to go and kill any of TEAM HAS NO NAME's guys again, huh! Like
was that some Bloodfeud, or what? (RUMP ROAST vs. NORTHWIND, that is.) What if they
had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
A MARROW ESCAPE 10018 12 3 0 136 YOU GOT BONED (866)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UGLY ART 9458 14 5 0 118 BASH BROS PARK (766)
TIN WOODMAN 9708 14 7 1 115 LAND OF OZ (217)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 22 20 0 112 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 20 13 0 110 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
APOCALYPSE 10030 9 2 1 109 THE PURGE 209 (868)
DRUDGE 9735 10 5 0 97 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
GOB BLUTH 9478 13 10 2 96 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SHEIK TZU 9452 11 17 0 96 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
SLY 9989 11 7 1 95 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
RUMP ROAST 9066 19 14 3 94 SHEWISH DINER (806)
JURINE CAKE 9371 12 10 0 94 SHEWISH DINER (806)
AGENT 99 8694 18 11 1 92 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-LUTHIEN 9778 18 14 2 91 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
STABBERS 9750 7 3 0 91 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DUNCAN 9777 16 16 1 90 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
THE WHISPER 9757 17 10 2 89 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BRUTUS 9380 20 25 3 88 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 12 11 1 87 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SHOCKWAVE 9784 13 8 0 85 DARQUE FORCES (396)
MEK-QUAKE 9782 13 12 0 81 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
KOOKABURRA 9976 10 4 0 81 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
PLAGUE FACE 9829 8 2 1 81 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
KING CHARLES 9451 14 13 0 80 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 13 5 1 80 YOU GOT BONED (866)
MELSANDRA 9968 9 5 0 79 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
-CLANCY 7713 8 8 0 79 ERRATA! (760)
ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816 9 3 0 78 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
MONSTER 9618 10 4 2 77 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 16 22 0 76 FAST FOOD (724)
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 9 5 0 72 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 8 6 1 72 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
TOXYGEN 10027 7 7 1 72 PSY CORPS (867)
WENDY 9727 16 14 0 70 FAST FOOD (724)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRY ONE 9765 14 11 0 66 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
RENEWING THE MIND 9904 11 5 0 65 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
RUBEUS HALBERD 10058 6 3 1 64 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
DARK SOHO 10022 11 5 0 62 PSY CORPS (867)
PILLAGE 10035 8 4 0 62 THE PURGE 209 (868)
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905 9 7 0 61 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BONE DRY 10057 6 3 0 61 YOU GOT BONED (866)
CAPTAIN KIRK 5954 7 5 1 60 BORN TO MACK (639)
THE DELTA 10026 5 10 1 60 PSY CORPS (867)
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054 5 3 0 59 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
BURN 10036 9 5 0 58 THE PURGE 209 (868)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716 7 9 0 58 ERRATA! (760)
ABSOLUM 10023 5 5 2 58 PSY CORPS (867)
BAUM 10053 6 3 0 57 LAND OF OZ (217)
JACK SQUAT 10108 4 1 0 57 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NORTHWIND 9454 9 5 1 56 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950 6 6 0 56 BORN TO MACK (639)
ROTTING WOOD 9896 5 4 0 56 BASH BROS PARK (766)
HILLARY 9534 10 12 1 54 SECOND BANANAS (573)
THE SINFUL NATURE 9847 10 7 1 53 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
RAVAGE 9901 7 6 0 53 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BUFFY 10047 13 12 0 52 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
RAINBOW 9841 8 10 0 52 LAND OF OZ (217)
-DESPERO 8848 5 6 0 51 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846 7 10 0 47 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-CAULDER 9772 4 0 0 47 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
-PARA 7767 8 8 0 46 ERRATA! (760)
-CORSON 8821 5 5 1 46 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
SIXSHOT 9919 6 7 2 44 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ANTS 9832 5 4 0 44 BASH BROS PARK (766)
SALSA VERDE 10062 4 5 0 44 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
COUNT 10129 2 3 1 44 DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
DIE ROLL 9946 8 3 0 43 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SPOOK SOLDIER 9722 7 4 0 43 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SERF 10056 5 4 0 43 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
TRUMP U 9962 2 9 0 43 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 10 9 0 40 FAST FOOD (724)
THE WHISP 9947 5 6 0 40 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973 4 7 0 40 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
CONWAY AD 9961 4 7 0 40 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
POPPY 9927 8 3 0 39 LAND OF OZ (217)
FRENZY 9949 5 4 0 38 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ZANDER 10102 4 2 0 37 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOO $HORT 5953 5 8 1 36 BORN TO MACK (639)
FEMINIST 10103 3 3 0 36 THE PURGE 209 (868)
ORIGINAL JOE 10066 4 4 1 35 FAST FOOD (724)
DRACO MAL FOIL 10059 4 5 1 35 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
TROLL 10025 7 9 0 34 PSY CORPS (867)
SQUINTER 9831 6 6 0 34 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALCHEMIST 9827 6 2 0 32 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
ACE REPORTER 9897 5 10 0 32 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LYCAN 10007 6 2 0 30 AFFLICTION (862)
PICANTE 10063 4 5 0 30 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-VENOM 9951 4 5 0 30 AFFLICTION (862)
ZIB KLIBZET 1219 6 4 1 29 LAZY BOYZ (167)
CONWAY 9720 6 6 1 29 SECOND BANANAS (573)
TERTIUS 9923 6 6 0 29 WHITE WOLVES (832)
WHOPPER 9835 5 14 0 29 FAST FOOD (724)
YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971 7 6 1 28 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
PRINCE ZELKOR 1641 3 2 0 28 LAZY BOYZ (167)
FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092 3 3 0 28 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
RECON REVENANT 10067 4 4 0 27 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BAD TRADE 10144 3 0 2 27 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
SOCIALISM 10143 2 0 0 26 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
G.O.A.T. 9959 6 5 0 25 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055 4 5 1 25 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
YUPPIE MOTH 9975 4 7 0 25 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
BONE UP 10064 4 4 0 25 YOU GOT BONED (866)
THE WARRIOR 9948 3 8 0 25 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-DAMIEN 9769 2 0 1 25 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
VEXILLARIUS 10085 2 4 0 25 WHITE WOLVES (832)
MEMAW 10099 4 2 0 24 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
DANCING QUEEN 10133 3 1 1 24 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
THERMOS 10119 2 0 0 24 ERRATA! (760)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANIMAL 10128 3 2 0 23 DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
BARNEY STINSON 10136 2 2 1 23 BORN TO MACK (639)
SMOKE KING HOT 10082 4 3 0 22 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
RETAINER 10140 2 1 0 21 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
SITH TZU LORD 10095 3 3 0 20 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-ZOZO 9132 2 5 0 20 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
CRAP 10158 2 0 0 20 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
-QUAKE 10071 5 2 0 19 AFFLICTION (862)
GERMANICUS 10105 3 3 0 19 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CUDGEL PUFF 10083 5 2 0 17 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
KARL 10074 4 4 0 16 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
-RANNI 10009 2 6 0 16 AFFLICTION (862)
THEVSHI TROOPER 10109 1 3 0 16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
THE WANTING 10120 2 3 0 15 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
VIRUS 10130 2 3 0 15 THE PURGE 209 (868)
ZEB ZIBDIZZER 1272 4 2 0 14 LAZY BOYZ (167)
READ THE ROOM 10091 2 4 0 14 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
STILL WON 10088 3 4 0 13 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
HUNTSMAN 10097 3 3 0 12 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
MORE CRAP 10159 1 1 0 12 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
LUCIUS 10086 2 4 0 11 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SEASPRAY 10132 2 2 0 11 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SLOW COOK 10165 1 0 0 11 SHEWISH DINER (806)
AL BORLAND 10112 2 3 1 10 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BONE APPETIT 10149 2 0 0 10 SHEWISH DINER (806)
BOURRINOS 10162 2 0 0 10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TESTIMONIAL 10111 2 3 0 9 LAND OF OZ (217)
-PULSE 10137 2 1 0 9 AFFLICTION (862)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILE E. COYOTE 10157 1 1 0 7 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
VERTIGO 10117 1 4 0 7 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
APT. ZZRAB 1640 1 3 0 6 LAZY BOYZ (167)
KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135 1 3 0 6 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-TINY 9768 1 1 0 5 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
JALAPENO 10146 1 2 0 5 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-JILES 10151 0 1 0 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
-RAZAH 9155 1 1 0 4 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
GRRR 10164 1 0 0 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
PORTA POTTY 10160 0 2 0 3 BASH BROS PARK (766)
AUGER 10156 0 2 0 2 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
ZADD NIZZTROG 1928 0 2 0 2 LAZY BOYZ (167)
KNUCKLE HEAD 10161 0 2 0 2 YOU GOT BONED (866)
BARKLEY 10169 0 1 0 1 DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
FRAZZLE 10167 0 1 0 1 DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
STYLECRAZE 10163 0 1 0 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
INDYO 10087 2 1 0 AFFLICTION 862 ORIGINAL JOE 10066 431 NOT REVENGED
QUIVER 10115 1 2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 BAD TRADE 10144 433
STILESH 10114 1 4 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 MOUNTAIN TROLL 435 NONE
RICO SUAVE 5951 4 4 0 BORN TO MACK 639 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 431 NOT REVENGED
FOZZY BEAR 10126 1 3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059 434
SLIMEY 10168 0 1 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870 BAD TRADE 10144 435
ADDICTION 9387 8 4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840 ABSOLUM 10023 432
AUGER 10076 1 4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840 BARNEY STINSON 10136 433
NINE OF CLUBS 10166 0 1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 MISTRESS FANDETT 435 NONE
ASSISTANT 10154 0 2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 SHEWISH GIANT 435 NONE
FLUNKY 9810 4 2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 PLAGUE FACE 9829 431 REVENGED
FOLLOWER 9839 7 4 1 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 APOCALYPSE 10030 432
MENIAL 10141 1 2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 BANDIT PRINCE 435 NONE
COW PIE 9281 10 12 2 SHEWISH DINER 806 BRUTUS 9380 433 JUST REVENGED
VANILLA BEN 10110 3 1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 NORTHWIND 9454 434 JUST REVENGED
DA BAIT 10170 0 1 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 STONE GOLEM 435 NONE
DA MEAT 9930 4 6 1 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 434 JUST REVENGED
DA1 10171 0 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 STONE GOLEM 435 NONE
MYLAELA 9964 5 2 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864 TOO $HORT 5953 432 REVENGED
FAITH 10101 1 3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 AL BORLAND 10112 433
JILES 10138 1 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869 DANCING QUEEN 10133 433
PERSONAL ADS
Porta Potty -- When you gotta go, you gotta go. -- Vertigo
Where have all the personal ads gone? -- Oz The All Inquisitive
Heard in a local bar ..."Stud Muffin is nothing more than a piece of stale bread". --
Tin Woodman (just reporting the facts)
Mashies, Mashies, Mashies! -- Oz The All Exuberant
Trump U, looks like I almost sent you to Flander's Field. -- Poppy
Jiles, you need a new manager, Bud. -- Testimonial
Sly, you just worthlessly banged away on my metal, and I oiled your paper tiger. --
Tin Woodman
Enchiladas Suizas, you made me throw up! -- Baum (never writing you into one of my
stories)
Memaw, was it really worth all that? -- Rainbow
Health. Humility. Honor. (And Mashies mash!) -- Oz The All Philosophical
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MENIAL was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STILESH was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
ASSISTANT was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
NINE OF CLUBS was slaughtered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA BAIT was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a slow 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
STUD MUFFIN vanquished BRUTUS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
RUMP ROAST beat NORTHWIND in a popular 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
PLAGUE FACE handily defeated THE SINFUL NATURE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
ANIMAL lost to DRACO MAL FOIL in a 1 minute novice vs. expert Bloodfeud duel.
KOOKABURRA lost to SHEIK TZU in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
MEK-QUAKE was overcome by STABBERS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
A MARROW ESCAPE demolished AGENT 99 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
HELLHOUND HESTATI devastated FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
THAT'S HUMERUS was savagely defeated by GOB BLUTH in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
SLY vanquished RENEWING THE MIND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THE WHISPER won victory over KING CHARLES in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
TRY ONE was bested by MONSTER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
WENDY was demolished by UGLY ART in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
BONE DRY narrowly defeated ANTS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
RAINBOW luckily beat SERF in a action packed 6 minute brutal Challenge fight.
JACK SQUAT overpowered POPPY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
HILLARY overcame SPOOK SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER demolished ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DIE ROLL lost to ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ORIGINAL JOE was overpowered by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RUBEUS HALBERD overpowered SALSA VERDE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ANDORIAN YUPPIE overpowered SITH TZU LORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SQUINTER beat THE WARRIOR in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
SMOKE KING HOT was handily defeated by COUNT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CUDGEL PUFF was narrowly defeated by FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
WHOPPER was handily defeated by THE WHISP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
READ THE ROOM was savagely defeated by DANCING QUEEN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KILLIUS SLITWICK was luckily beaten by THEVSHI TROOPER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
THE WANTING was savagely defeated by YUPPIE MOTH in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
TESTIMONIAL was demolished by RECON REVENANT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KNUCKLE HEAD was outlasted by JALAPENO in a 10 minute novice's Challenge fray.
RETAINER unbelievably bested SEASPRAY in a 4 minute gory beginner's Challenge match.
BONE APPETIT beat AUGER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's Challenge duel.
VIKING VAMPIRE subdued DRUDGE in a exciting 3 minute gory expert's competition.
LORD OF BARKNESS savagely defeated BROKEN FAUCET in a 2 minute expert's duel.
APOCALYPSE handily defeated ENCHILADAS SUIZAS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TIN WOODMAN overpowered MELSANDRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SHOCKWAVE handily defeated MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JURINE CAKE overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
ABSOLUM was savagely defeated by PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a action packed 2 minute bout.
TOXYGEN handily defeated FRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PILLAGE subdued CONWAY AD in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
TOO $HORT was demolished by DARK SOHO in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
MEMAW was handily defeated by VICTORIOUS FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
TRUMP U was beaten by BUFFY in a exciting 1 minute veteran's struggle.
RAVAGE devastated YUPPIE ZEALOT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CLUB COFFEE subdued BARNEY STINSON in a 2 minute master vs. amateur battle.
WILT CHAMBERLAIN overpowered G.O.A.T. in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THE DELTA devastated TERTIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZIB KLIBZET was devastated by SIXSHOT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BURN narrowly defeated PRINCE ZELKOR in a crowd boring 8 minute one-sided match.
BAUM handily defeated VEXILLARIUS in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TROLL narrowly defeated LUCIUS in a 2 minute gory struggle.
FEMINIST overpowered KARL in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
ZANDER overpowered HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STILL WON was overpowered by PICANTE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GERMANICUS beat MORE CRAP in a exciting 6 minute battle.
BONE UP won victory over VIRUS in a 2 minute fight.
ZEB ZIBDIZZER defeated PORTA POTTY in a exciting 5 minute contest.
CONWAY vanquished VERTIGO in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
TRIALS OF VICTORY beat HAMMER in a 1 minute match.
ALCHEMIST overpowered WILE E. COYOTE in a popular 6 minute bloody one-sided fight.
THERMOS vanquished FRAZZLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
AL BORLAND was luckily beaten by CRAP in a 2 minute bloody beginner's match.
SOCIALISM demolished APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD TRADE slaughtered SLIMEY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ZADD NIZZTROG was overcome by BOURRINOS in a 6 minute novice's melee.
SLOW COOK vanquished STYLECRAZE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARKLEY was subdued by GRRR in a action packed 6 minute amateur's fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 37 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 19 - 1 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 28 STRIKING ATTACK 133 - 120 - 12 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 TOTAL PARRY 66 - 63 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 AIMED BLOW 83 - 85 - 4 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 LUNGING ATTACK 190 - 195 - 11 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 14 WALL OF STEEL 50 - 55 - 2 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 SLASHING ATTACK 59 - 71 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 14 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 52 - 83 - 5 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
Turn 435 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 19 5 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 12 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 12 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 18
AIMED BLOW 8 - 8
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK A MARROW ESCAPE 10018 12 3 0 136 YOU GOT BONED (866)
WALL OF STEEL UGLY ART 9458 14 5 0 118 BASH BROS PARK (766)
SLASHING ATTACK TIN WOODMAN 9708 14 7 1 115 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK DRUDGE 9735 10 5 0 97 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
AIMED BLOW STABBERS 9750 7 3 0 91 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-LUNGE THAT'S HUMERUS 10010 13 5 1 80 YOU GOT BONED (866)
TOTAL PARRY BROKEN FAUCET 9686 9 5 0 72 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RENEWING THE MIND 9904 11 5 0 65 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
BASHING ATTACK RUBEUS HALBERD 10058 6 3 1 64 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-STRIKE RAVAGE 9901 7 6 0 53 DARQUE FORCES (396)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is AGENT 99 8694. The most popular warrior this turn
was SERF 10056. The ten other most popular fighters were DRUDGE 9735, BARKLEY 10169,
RUMP ROAST 9066, LORD OF BARKNESS 9423, PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687, PORTA POTTY 10160,
WILE E. COYOTE 10157, THE WHISPER 9757, KING CHARLES 9451, and ANTS 9832.
The least popular fighter this week was JALAPENO 10146. The other ten least popular
fighters were BURN 10036, FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092, BOURRINOS 10162, KNUCKLE HEAD
10161, DA BAIT 10170, GRRR 10164, GERMANICUS 10105, PRINCE ZELKOR 1641, STYLECRAZE
10163, and SLIMEY 10168.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
TIN WOODMAN (47-9708) LAND OF OZ (217)
LORD OF BARKNESS (47-9423) REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
STUD MUFFIN (47-9065) SHEWISH DINER (806)