DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/28/2021    Duedate: 10/25/2021

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-436

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

A MARROW ESCAPE
YOU GOT BONED (866)
(47-10018) [13-3-0,146]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

A MARROW ESCAPE                COUNT
YOU GOT BONED (866)            DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
(47-10018) [13-3-0,146]        (47-10129) [3-3-1,59]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AGENT 99                       TOXYGEN
SECOND BANANAS (573)           PSY CORPS (867)
(47-8694) [19-11-1,104]        (47-10027) [8-7-1,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH DINER (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WHITE WOLVES (832)          44
2. DARQUE FORCES (396)         44EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. SECOND BANANAS (573)        40      Unchartered Team
4. AFFLICTION (862)            35
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (801)        29      DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 198 121  8 62.1   1/ 1 SHEWISH DINER (806)      13  2 0
 2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         968 626 32 60.7   2/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    11  4 0
 3/ 2 YOU GOT BONED (866)       46  30  2 60.5   3/ 8 PSY CORPS (867)          10  5 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806)      192 136 15 58.5   4/ 3 THE PURGE 209 (868)      10  5 0
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     389 279 41 58.2   5/12 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     9  6 2
 6/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    216 179 17 54.7   6/13 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      8  7 1
 7/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1036 867 54 54.4   7/14 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  8  7 0
 8/10 THE PURGE 209 (868)       36  32  2 52.9   8/ 9 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     8  7 0
 9- 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    29  26  2 52.7   9/11 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  7 0
10/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)      424 397 31 51.6  10/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 0
11/13 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     99  95 10 51.0  11/18 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      7  6 0
12-15 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)     81  79  7 50.6  12/24 BORN TO MACK (639)        7  6 0
13/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)     187 183 11 50.5  13/17 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  7  6 0
14/17 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      57  56  5 50.4  14/ 4 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      7  8 1
15/16 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      251 248 12 50.3  15/ 7 YOU GOT BONED (866)       7  8 0
16/20 AFFLICTION (862)          25  25  0 50.0  16/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 0
17/11 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      29  30  3 49.2  17/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  8 0
18/18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     129 135  4 48.9  18-16 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    6  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 FAST FOOD (724)          267 281 16 48.7  19/19 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     6  8 0
20/26 BORN TO MACK (639)        31  33  3 48.4  20/20 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   6  9 1
21-23 ERRATA! (760)             41  45  0 47.7  21/10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       6  9 0
22/21 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       28  31  1 47.5  22/21 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      6  9 0
23/22 PSY CORPS (867)           37  41  4 47.4  23/25 WHITE WOLVES (832)        6  9 0
24/25 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  54  60  2 47.4  24/27 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       5  9 0
25/24 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    110 124  1 47.0  25/23 BASH BROS PARK (766)      5 10 0
26/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     66  77  1 46.2  26/22 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     5 10 0
27/28 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   41  49  2 45.6  27/26 AFFLICTION (862)          4  6 0
28/29 LAZY BOYZ (167)           20  28  4 41.7  28/28*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)     4 11 1
29/30 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     34  50  6 40.5  29/29 FAST FOOD (724)           3 12 0
30/31 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      43  66  3 39.4  30-30 ERRATA! (760)             2  0 0
31/32 WHITE WOLVES (832)       108 183  5 37.1  31/32 LAZY BOYZ (167)           2  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                       Turf War
                                    Turn 10 Scoring

                        Total                Full  Certs Turn
                        Score Alliance  Wins Teams Score Score
                        378   PM         6    2     0     48    
                        351   MASH       5    2     0     42    
                        330   GBH        5    2     0     42    
                        324   DHPT       5    2     0     42    
                        321   TH         6    2     0     48    
                        303   FtN        6    2     0     48    
                        300   DC         5    2     0     42    
                        291   HP         5    2     0     42    
                        285   KLG        5    1     0     30    
                        285   TToF       4    2     0     36    
                        276   SPBL       4    2     0     36    
                        273   SO         3    2     0     30    
                        237   NF         1    1     0     6     
                        108   TR         3    0     0     6     

          Individual                                           Endurance
          Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
          48         PM                                                  
            30         SHEWISH DINER                 5/4         50/50, 10 
            18         BASH BROS PARK                5/2         50/50, 10 
          42         MASH                                                
            12         LAND OF OZ                    5/1         50/50, 10 
            30         SECOND BANANAS                5/4         50/50, 10 
          42         GBH                                                 
            18         REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/2         50/50, 10 
            24         DEATHLY HALLOWS               5/3         50/50, 10 
          42         DHPT                                                
            24         PAPER TIGERS S19.1            5/3         50/50, 10 
            18         YOU GOT BONED                 5/2         49/50, 10 
          48         TH                                                  
            24         DARQUE FORCES                 5/3         50/50, 10 
            24         THE PURGE 209                 5/3         49/50, 10 
          48         FtN                                                 
            18         ROYAL FLUSH                   5/2         50/50, 10 
            30         BOOK OF THOMAS                5/4         50/50, 10 
          42         DC                                                  
            18         PSY CORPS                     5/2         50/50, 10 
            24         AFFLICTION                    5/3         45/50, 9  
          42         HP                                                  
            12         SPECTRAL STEEL                5/1         48/50, 10 
            30         BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/4         49/50, 10 
          30         KLG                                                 
            18         WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/2         50/50, 10 
            12         ZOMBIE SQUAD 6                4/3         46/50, 10 
          36         TToF                                                
            24         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE           5/3         46/50, 10 
            12         SATAN'S MINIONS               5/1         50/50, 10 
          36         SPBL                                                
            18         ABERRANT 5 BLADES             5/2         50/50, 10 
            18         DOWNWARD SPIRAL               5/2         49/50, 10 
          30         SO                                                  
            12         WRATHMEN 23-19                5/1         49/50, 10 
            18         TRUMP IS HUGE                 5/2         49/50, 10 
          6          NF                                                  
            12         FAST FOOD                     5/1         50/50, 10 
            -6         TEAM HAS NO NAME              0/0         40/50, 8  
          6          TR                                                  
            -6         SMOKED OUT!!!                 0/0         20/50, 4  
            12         BORN TO MACK                  4/3         43/50, 9 

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BORN TO MACK, who 
swept up 12 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out NORTH 
FORK!  ROYAL FLUSH may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on 
the 16th spot.  Suffering under a 1-4-0 record and dropping from 2nd to 17th place 
were the LAND OF OZ.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
WEIRD ALCHEMY, which fell to 21st, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark 
Arena.  Advancing in the rankings was WHITE WOLVES who went from last turn's 
104-182-5, to this week's record of 108-183-5.  Hey everybody, watch out for THE 
DELTA, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing MEK-QUAKE like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was MEK-QUAKE, 
who dropped 21 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with THE DELTA.  
SHEIK TZU got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was more than anxious 
to kick A MARROW ESCAPE's tail out of the throne!  Well, everybody's pal A MARROW 
ESCAPE moved hers record to 13-3-0 by defeating SHEIK TZU in the Duelmaster's Title 
Bout and gaining 10 recognition points.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, 
just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that LAND OF OZ was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of LAND OF OZ's warriors, 
I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch BIG LAKE GROOVE's act in 
the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from LAND OF OZ.  Well 
dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, PORTA POTTY would be president.  Although 
it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  Challenging down 24 points was RUMP 
ROAST.  Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.:  The only way to 
clean up' pins.  Definition of petty:  RUMP ROAST overcame WENDY, a mismatch of 24 
points.  Getting lots of flowers from sympathetic fans was KOOKABURRA, who was 
successfully challenged by UGLY ART who had a mere 37 points more than KOOKABURRA.  
Definition of petty:  UGLY ART beat KOOKABURRA, a mismatch of 37 points.  Can any one 
out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying THE WHIPPERSNAPPER will do.  He 
challenged 21 points down to trash CONWAY AD.  Definition of petty:  THE 
WHIPPERSNAPPER won victory over CONWAY AD, a mismatch of 21 points.  Getting lots of 
flowers from sympathetic fans was FEMINIST, who was successfully challenged by 
RAINBOW who had a mere 16 points more than FEMINIST.  Well RAINBOW, just can't get an 
easy fight anymore can you?  You thought challenging down 16 points to FEMINIST would 
be fun.  Right?  Wrong!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Big deal, so TIN WOODMAN got 
mashed in the Dark Arena.  With his face he was more at home with the trolls than 
with us. (Waka waka).  TIN WOODMAN says to his dog--'Who should I fight this week?'.  
Dog says 'MISTRESS FANDETTE'.  So the guy dies.  Moral?  Put lying dogs to sleep.  
Too bad DOWNWARD SPIRAL won't be eating any crow this week because of ADDICTION's 
bloodfeud passing.  Why?  No bloodfeud, no fowl (Drumroll, Groans).  In the 'Oops, 
What Have I Done?' category, BAD TRADE was mashed by NORTHWIND, who let BAD TRADE 
know that killing members of BOOK OF THOMAS is a no-no.  Here's some advice:  
warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A MARROW ESCAPE 10018        13   3  0   146       YOU GOT BONED (866)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UGLY ART 9458                15   5  0   122       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BRUTUS 9380                  21  25  3   109       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             13  10  0   105       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 AGENT 99 8694                19  11  1   104       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 GOB BLUTH 9478               14  10  2   101       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784               14   8  0   101       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              20  14  3   100       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 SLY 9989                     12   7  1   100       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          22  21  0    99       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 THE WHISPER 9757             18  10  2    94       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 DRUDGE 9735                  10   6  0    92       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-LUTHIEN 9778                 18  14  2    91       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DUNCAN 9777                  16  16  1    90       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 SHEIK TZU 9452               11  18  0    90       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 KOOKABURRA 9976              10   5  0    87       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211       12  12  1    85       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         17  22  0    84       FAST FOOD (724)
 APOCALYPSE 10030              9   3  1    84       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 THE DELTA 10026               6  10  1    83       PSY CORPS (867)
 MONSTER 9618                 11   4  2    82       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 TOXYGEN 10027                 8   7  1    82       PSY CORPS (867)
-PLAGUE FACE 9829              8   2  1    81       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 KING CHARLES 9451            14  14  0    80       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 STABBERS 9750                 7   4  0    80       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816        9   4  0    79       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-CLANCY 7713                   8   8  0    79       ERRATA! (760)
 MELSANDRA 9968                9   6  0    77       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 RUBEUS HALBERD 10058          7   3  1    77       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 BURN 10036                   10   5  0    76       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010         13   6  1    75       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 PILLAGE 10035                 9   4  0    73       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       8   7  1    71       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686            9   6  0    69       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 WENDY 9727                   16  15  0    68       FAST FOOD (724)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HILLARY 9534                 11  12  1    66       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905      10   7  0    66       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950         7   6  0    66       BORN TO MACK (639)
 DARK SOHO 10022              11   6  0    64       PSY CORPS (867)
 SIXSHOT 9919                  7   7  2    63       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CAPTAIN KIRK 5954             8   5  1    62       BORN TO MACK (639)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               13  13  0    60       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904       11   6  0    59       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054      5   3  0    59       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COUNT 10129                   3   3  1    59       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 NORTHWIND 9454               10   5  1    58       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   9  0    58       ERRATA! (760)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847       11   7  1    57       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846         8  10  0    57       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUFFY 10047                  14  12  0    56       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 TRY ONE 9765                 14  12  0    56       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 TOO $HORT 5953                6   8  1    55       BORN TO MACK (639)
 FRENZY 9949                   6   4  0    53       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BONE DRY 10057                6   4  0    53       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 FEMINIST 10103                4   3  0    52       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 VENOM 9951                    5   5  0    51       AFFLICTION (862)
 DIE ROLL 9946                 9   3  0    47       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-CAULDER 9772                  4   0  0    47       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
-PARA 7767                     8   8  0    46       ERRATA! (760)
 SERF 10056                    6   4  0    46       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896             5   5  0    46       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 TRUMP U 9962                  3   9  0    46       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 RAVAGE 9901                   7   7  0    45       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BAUM 10053                    6   4  0    45       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SPOOK SOLDIER 9722            7   5  0    44       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 THE WHISP 9947                6   6  0    44       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SOCIALISM 10143               3   0  0    44       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 TERTIUS 9923                  7   6  0    43       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 ABSOLUM 10023                 5   6  2    42       PSY CORPS (867)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             10  10  0    40       FAST FOOD (724)
 POPPY 9927                    8   4  0    40       LAND OF OZ (217)
 PICANTE 10063                 5   5  0    40       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 ANTS 9832                     5   5  0    40       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THE WARRIOR 9948              4   8  0    40       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 JACK SQUAT 10108              4   2  0    40       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971            8   6  1    39       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 RAINBOW 9841                  8  11  0    39       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CONWAY 9720                   7   6  1    39       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059          5   5  1    39       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ZANDER 10102                  4   3  0    39       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973          4   8  0    38       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 CONWAY AD 9961                4   8  0    36       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 TROLL 10025                   7  10  0    35       PSY CORPS (867)
-SQUINTER 9831                 6   6  0    34       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082          5   3  0    33       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SITH TZU LORD 10095           4   3  0    33       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-ALCHEMIST 9827                6   2  0    32       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 YUPPIE MOTH 9975              5   7  0    32       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 ACE REPORTER 9897             5  11  0    32       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066            4   5  1    31       FAST FOOD (724)
 BAD TRADE 10144               3   1  2    31       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 ZIB KLIBZET 1219              6   5  1    30       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 KARL 10074                    5   4  0    30       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 WHOPPER 9835                  5  15  0    30       FAST FOOD (724)
 SALSA VERDE 10062             4   6  0    29       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 GERMANICUS 10105              4   3  0    29       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 BONE UP 10064                 5   4  0    28       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 STILL WON 10088               4   4  0    28       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 LYCAN 10007                   6   3  0    27       AFFLICTION (862)
 THEVSHI TROOPER 10109         2   3  0    27       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 MEMAW 10099                   4   3  0    25       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       3   4  0    25       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-DAMIEN 9769                   2   0  1    25       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 G.O.A.T. 9959                 6   6  0    24       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 RANNI 10009                   3   6  0    24       AFFLICTION (862)
 READ THE ROOM 10091           3   4  0    24       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-THERMOS 10119                 2   0  0    24       ERRATA! (760)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       4   6  1    23       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 LUCIUS 10086                  3   4  0    23       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 HUNTSMAN 10097                4   3  0    22       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BIG TEN 10177                 1   0  0    22       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RECON REVENANT 10067          4   5  0    21       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133           3   2  1    20       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MORE CRAP 10159               2   1  0    20       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 PULSE 10137                   3   1  0    19       AFFLICTION (862)
 PRINCE ZELKOR 1641            3   3  0    19       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 CUDGEL PUFF 10083             5   3  0    18       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 QUAKE 10071                   5   3  0    18       AFFLICTION (862)
 ZEB ZIBDIZZER 1272            5   2  0    18       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 TESTIMONIAL 10111             3   3  0    17       LAND OF OZ (217)
 VIRUS 10130                   2   4  0    14       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 PORTA POTTY 10160             1   2  0    14       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CHEF SPECIAL 10172            1   0  0    14       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 ANIMAL 10128                  3   3  0    13       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 BONE APPETIT 10149            3   0  0    13       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 VEXILLARIUS 10085             2   5  0    12       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 STYLECRAZE 10163              1   1  0    12       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 AL BORLAND 10112              2   4  1    11       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135        2   3  1    11       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 BARNEY STINSON 10136          2   3  1    10       BORN TO MACK (639)
 THE WANTING 10120             2   4  0    10       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 JALAPENO 10146                2   2  0     9       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CUBANELLE 10152               1   0  0     9       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 GRRR 10164                    2   0  0     8       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 VERTIGO 10117                 1   5  0     8       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 DOOS 10179                    1   0  0     8       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 CRAP 10158                    2   1  0     7       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 BOURRINOS 10162               2   1  0     7       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640               1   4  0     7       LAZY BOYZ (167)
-TINY 9768                     1   1  0     5       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 WILE E. COYOTE 10157          1   2  0     5       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-JILES 10151                   0   1  0     5       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 SLOW COOK 10165               1   1  0     4       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 AUGER 10156                   0   3  0     3       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 ZADD NIZZTROG 1928            0   3  0     3       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 KNUCKLE HEAD 10161            0   3  0     3       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 BARKLEY 10169                 0   2  0     2       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 FINISHMENOW 10175             0   1  0     1       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 DOWN MITCH 10178              0   1  0     1       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 METUFF - UNOT 10176           0   1  0     1       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
QUIVER 10115            1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   BAD TRADE 10144       433  JUST REVENGED
SEASPRAY 10132          2  3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    HIGH ELF              436  NONE
FOZZY BEAR 10126        1  3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  DRACO MAL FOIL 10059  434   
FRAZZLE 10167           0  2 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  KILLIUS SLITWIC 10135 436   
SLIMEY 10168            0  1 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  BAD TRADE 10144       435   
ADDICTION 9387          8  4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  ABSOLUM 10023         432  NOT REVENGED
AUGER 10076             1  4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  BARNEY STINSON 10136  433   
TIN WOODMAN 9708       14  8 1 LAND OF OZ 217       MISTRESS FANDETT      436  NONE
DEAD 3 10173            0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  BANDIT PRINCE         436  NONE
DEAD 4 10174            0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  SPYMASTER             436  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FOLLOWER 9839           7  4 1 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  APOCALYPSE 10030      432  NOT REVENGED
RETAINER 10140          2  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  STONE GOLEM           436  NONE
COW PIE 9281           10 12 2 SHEWISH DINER 806    BRUTUS 9380           433  REVENGED
VANILLA BEN 10110       3  1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    NORTHWIND 9454        434  REVENGED
DA MEAT 9930            4  6 1 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 434  REVENGED
MYLAELA 9964            5  2 0 WRATHMEN 23-19 864   TOO $HORT 5953        432  REVENGED
FAITH 10101             1  3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   AL BORLAND 10112      433   
JILES 10138             1  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   DANCING QUEEN 10133   433   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Stuf Muffin -- That certainly put me in my place! Care for another round? -- Brutus

Whopper -- That was fun! -- Tertius

The Whippersnapper -- I won't be challenging you again any time soon! -- Vexillarius

Thermos -- Well fought! I will watch your progress in the rankings with great 
interest! Until next time! -- Germanicus

More Crap -- That didn't go well! -- Lucius

OK. OK. A solid six wins for the Mashies. Time to bring out the ProV1's and catch up 
with those cretins OAB and Assur. -- Oz The All-Excited

Melsandra, fooled you, eh? Sent you my wrath, but you know more about wrath than do I. 
-- Tin Woodman, Land Of Oz

well, now, Recon Revenant, what made me make that stupid challenge? Salute. -- 
Testimonial, Land Of Oz

Vexillarius, I think that means I vexed you. -- Baum, Land Of Oz

Serf, it is such a pleasure to stifle one of Satan's Minions. I feel like I sent you 
"somewhere over the rainbow, way up high". -- Rainbow, Land Of Oz

Jack Squat, nice challenge, you meanie. I guess I just didn't know squat. -- Poppy, 
Land Of Oz

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

All -- Well, not a great return back to North Fork, but at least I have returned. 
Looking forward to seeing you all on the "sands." -- Jase

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TIN WOODMAN was dealt death by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEASPRAY was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
RETAINER was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 4 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DEAD 3 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DEAD 4 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
NORTHWIND won victory over BAD TRADE in a 2 minute master vs. novice Bloodfeud fight.
RUMP ROAST devastated WENDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
SHEIK TZU was vanquished by A MARROW ESCAPE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
UGLY ART won victory over KOOKABURRA in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
SHOCKWAVE overpowered STABBERS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP was subdued by FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 3 minute Challenge match.
THE WHISPER unbelievably bested KING CHARLES in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
BROKEN FAUCET was savagely defeated by TOXYGEN in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
THAT'S HUMERUS was overpowered by JURINE CAKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
BAUM was beaten by COUNT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TRY ONE was devastated by RUBEUS HALBERD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER demolished CONWAY AD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THE WHISP beat ORIGINAL JOE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
DIE ROLL overcame ANDORIAN YUPPIE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ANTS was devastated by FRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SIXSHOT vanquished JACK SQUAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HILLARY handily defeated ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
RAINBOW was savagely defeated by FEMINIST in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge match.
TERTIUS vanquished TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
VENOM overpowered POPPY in a action packed 5 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
LYCAN was viciously subdued by PICANTE in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
BONE UP beat VIRUS in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
DANCING QUEEN lost to YUPPIE MOTH in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge bout.
TESTIMONIAL vanquished ZADD NIZZTROG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
RANNI overpowered VERTIGO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SMOKE KING HOT overpowered ANIMAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CUDGEL PUFF was savagely defeated by READ THE ROOM in a 5 minute Challenge fray.
LUCIUS viciously subdued QUAKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
SITH TZU LORD devastated VEXILLARIUS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
GERMANICUS bested RECON REVENANT in a action packed 3 minute Challenge bout.
BONE APPETIT defeated AUGER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's Challenge match.
SLOW COOK was subdued by STYLECRAZE in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
KNUCKLE HEAD was vanquished by PORTA POTTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PULSE overcame BOURRINOS in a popular 4 minute novice's Challenge duel.
AGENT 99 subdued DRUDGE in a 2 minute expert's duel.
LORD OF BARKNESS devastated VIKING VAMPIRE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
APOCALYPSE was handily defeated by BRUTUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SLY overcame ENCHILADAS SUIZAS in a exciting 1 minute master's melee.
GOB BLUTH narrowly defeated HELLHOUND HESTATI in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
MELSANDRA was defeated by BURN in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
MONSTER beat DARK SOHO in a 3 minute bloody veteran's fray.
MEK-QUAKE was vanquished by THE DELTA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ABSOLUM was viciously subdued by TOO $HORT in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
PILLAGE defeated RENEWING THE MIND in a 2 minute master's bout.
BONE DRY was bested by WILT CHAMBERLAIN in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CAPTAIN KIRK bested ZANDER in a 1 minute battle.
TRUMP U luckily beat MEMAW in a 2 minute gory brawl.
RAVAGE slimly lost to VICTORIOUS FAITH in a 2 minute match.
THE SINFUL NATURE subdued SPOOK SOLDIER in a 1 minute contest.
BUFFY devastated FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLUB COFFEE was vanquished by SOCIALISM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SERF narrowly defeated ACE REPORTER in a 2 minute brawl.
DRACO MAL FOIL slimly won victory over G.O.A.T. in a 3 minute brutal contest.
SALSA VERDE was beaten by THE WARRIOR in a 1 minute fight.
PRINCE ZELKOR was vanquished by YUPPIE ZEALOT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TRIALS OF VICTORY was narrowly defeated by THEVSHI TROOPER in a 3 minute conflict.
WHOPPER was devastated by CONWAY in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ZIB KLIBZET slimly lost to KARL in a 2 minute match.
HUNTSMAN viciously subdued THE WANTING in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
AL BORLAND was defeated by ZEB ZIBDIZZER in a 3 minute fight.
STILL WON vanquished BARNEY STINSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KILLIUS SLITWICK killed FRAZZLE in a 1 minute beginner's battle.
JALAPENO luckily beat FINISHMENOW in a exciting 8 minute gruesome amateur's fight.
APT. ZZRAB was devastated by CHEF SPECIAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WILE E. COYOTE was savagely defeated by GRRR in a slow 15 minute gory novice's bout.
CRAP was devastated by BIG TEN in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
MORE CRAP demolished BARKLEY in a 1 minute uneven match.
CUBANELLE bested DOWN MITCH in a 2 minute novice's battle.
METUFF - UNOT was savagely defeated by DOOS in a exciting 5 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  20 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 27         STRIKING ATTACK  134 - 126 - 12      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         LUNGING ATTACK   200 - 194 - 11      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         WALL OF STEEL     53 -  52 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         TOTAL PARRY       67 -  68 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         AIMED BLOW        87 -  92 -  4      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         SLASHING ATTACK   58 -  75 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    57 -  81 -  5      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  23 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  15 -  1      32  |

Turn 436 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         9 - 11         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    24 - 13     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 10         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 17         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  9         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   A MARROW ESCAPE 10018      13   3  0  146 YOU GOT BONED (866)
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 9458              15   5  0  122 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  SHOCKWAVE 9784             14   8  0  101 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLY 9989                   12   7  1  100 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
AIMED BLOW       STABBERS 9750               7   4  0   80 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
BASHING ATTACK   RUBEUS HALBERD 10058        7   3  1   77 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
TOTAL PARRY      BURN 10036                 10   5  0   76 THE PURGE 209 (868)
PARRY-LUNGE      THAT'S HUMERUS 10010       13   6  1   75 YOU GOT BONED (866)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RENEWING THE MIND 9904     11   6  0   59 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AGENT 99 8694.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOXYGEN 10027.  The ten other most popular fighters were FINISHMENOW 10175, 
PICANTE 10063, VENOM 9951, RECON REVENANT 10067, KOOKABURRA 9976, PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 
9687, PULSE 10137, TOO $HORT 5953, DOOS 10179, and FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632.

The least popular fighter this week was GRRR 10164.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WILE E. COYOTE 10157, RETAINER 10140, POPPY 9927, METUFF - UNOT 10176, 
BARKLEY 10169, APT. ZZRAB 1640, JALAPENO 10146, FRAZZLE 10167, PRINCE ZELKOR 1641, 
and CLUB COFFEE 9833.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

A MARROW ESCAPE (47-10018) YOU GOT BONED (866)
AGENT 99 (47-8694) SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLY (47-9989) PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LORD OF BARKNESS (47-9423) REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
TIN WOODMAN (47-9708) LAND OF OZ (217)