DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/26/2021    Duedate: 11/22/2021

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-437

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UGLY ART
BASH BROS PARK (766)
(47-9458) [16-5-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UGLY ART                       ANIMAL
BASH BROS PARK (766)           DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
(47-9458) [16-5-0,130]         (47-10128) [4-3-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHEIK TZU                      DOWN MITCH
REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)          TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
(47-9452) [11-19-0,84]         (47-10178) [0-2-0,2]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SECOND BANANAS (573)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRUMP IS HUGE (863)         47
2. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)       43EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. AFFLICTION (862)            37      Unchartered Team
4. THE PURGE 209 (868)         34
5. DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)       30      DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 199 125  8 61.4   1/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)     12  3 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         971 628 32 60.7   2/ 1 SHEWISH DINER (806)      12  3 0
 3/ 3 YOU GOT BONED (866)       49  32  2 60.5   3/ 4 THE PURGE 209 (868)      11  4 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806)      195 138 15 58.6   4/ 7 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 10  5 1
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     394 279 42 58.5   5/ 5 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     9  6 1
 6/ 8 THE PURGE 209 (868)       40  33  2 54.8   6/12 BORN TO MACK (639)        8  4 0
 7/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1040 868 54 54.5   7/20 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   8  7 1
 8/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    217 183 17 54.3   8/15 YOU GOT BONED (866)       8  7 0
 9- 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    29  26  2 52.7   9/ 3 PSY CORPS (867)           8  7 0
10/16 AFFLICTION (862)          29  26  1 52.7  10/16 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  7 0
11/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)      426 400 31 51.6  11/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 0
12/11 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)    102  97 10 51.3  12/22 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      8  7 0
13/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      255 249 12 50.6  13/ 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  7 0
14/13 BASH BROS PARK (766)     189 186 11 50.4  14/27 AFFLICTION (862)          7  3 1
15/12 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)     81  80  7 50.3  15/11 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      7  6 0
16/20 BORN TO MACK (639)        34  34  3 50.0  16/17 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  8 0
17/14 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      58  60  5 49.2  17/21 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  8 0
18/18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     132 137  4 49.1  18/13 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  6  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 FAST FOOD (724)          270 283 16 48.8  19/25 BASH BROS PARK (766)      6  9 0
20/24 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  58  61  3 48.7  20/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      6  9 0
21/17 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      31  33  3 48.4  21/ 8 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  9 0
22/22 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       31  33  2 48.4  22/24 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       5  9 1
23-21 ERRATA! (760)             41  45  0 47.7  23/14 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      5 10 1
24/23 PSY CORPS (867)           39  44  4 47.0  24/29 FAST FOOD (724)           5 10 0
25/25 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    112 127  1 46.9  25/23 WHITE WOLVES (832)        5 10 0
26/27 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   44  51  3 46.3  26/19 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     5 10 0
27/26 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     67  81  1 45.3  27/28*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)     4 11 0
28/28 LAZY BOYZ (167)           22  31  4 41.5  28/31 LAZY BOYZ (167)           4 11 0
29/29 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     36  53  6 40.4  29/26 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     4 11 0
30/30 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      44  70  3 38.6  30-18 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    3  2 0
31/31 WHITE WOLVES (832)       108 188  5 36.5  31-30 ERRATA! (760)             1  0 0
32/32*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)     10  25  1 28.6  32/32 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                       Turf War
                                    Turn 11 Scoring

                        Total                Full  Certs Turn
                        Score Alliance  Wins Teams Score Score
                        435   PM         5    2     15    57    
                        426   MASH       8    2     15    75    
                        393   DHPT       7    2     15    69    
                        384   TH         6    2     15    63    
                        381   GBH        4    2     15    51    
                        363   DC         6    2     15    63    
                        360   FtN        5    2     15    57    
                        342   KLG        5    2     15    57    
                        342   HP         4    2     15    51    
                        333   SPBL       5    2     15    57    
                        330   SO         5    2     15    57    
                        330   TToF       3    2     15    45    
                        270   NF         3    1     15    33    
                        129   TR         3    0     15    21    

          Individual                                           Endurance
          Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
          42         PM                                                  
            24         SHEWISH DINER                 5/3         55/55, 11 
            18         BASH BROS PARK                5/2         55/55, 11 
          60         MASH                                                
            24         LAND OF OZ                    5/3         55/55, 11 
            36         SECOND BANANAS                5/5         55/55, 11 
          54         DHPT                                                
            30         PAPER TIGERS S19.1            5/4         55/55, 11 
            24         YOU GOT BONED                 5/3         54/55, 11 
          48         TH                                                  
            18         DARQUE FORCES                 5/2         55/55, 11 
            30         THE PURGE 209                 5/4         54/55, 11 
          36         GBH                                                 
            12         REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/1         55/55, 11 
            24         DEATHLY HALLOWS               5/3         55/55, 11 
          48         DC                                                  
            18         PSY CORPS                     5/2         55/55, 11 
            30         AFFLICTION                    5/4         50/55, 10 
          42         FtN                                                 
            30         ROYAL FLUSH                   5/4         55/55, 11 
            12         BOOK OF THOMAS                5/1         55/55, 11 
          42         KLG                                                 
            30         WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/4         55/55, 11 
            12         ZOMBIE SQUAD 6                5/1         51/55, 11 
          36         HP                                                  
            24         SPECTRAL STEEL                5/3         53/55, 11 
            12         BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/1         54/55, 11 
          42         SPBL                                                
            24         ABERRANT 5 BLADES             5/3         55/55, 11 
            18         DOWNWARD SPIRAL               5/2         54/55, 11 
          42         SO                                                  
            18         WRATHMEN 23-19                5/2         54/55, 11 
            24         TRUMP IS HUGE                 5/3         54/55, 11 
          30         TToF                                                
            12         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE           5/1         51/55, 11 
            18         SATAN'S MINIONS               5/2         55/55, 11 
          18         NF                                                  
            24         FAST FOOD                     5/3         55/55, 11 
            -6         TEAM HAS NO NAME              0/0         40/55, 8  
          6          TR                                                  
            -6         SMOKED OUT!!!                 0/0         20/55, 4  
            12         BORN TO MACK                  4/3         47/55, 10 

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of NORTH FORK!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  NORTH FORK 
watched with glee as SHEWISH DINER got knocked off top spot by SECOND BANANAS!  You 
know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  ABERRANT 5 BLADES 
moved up 13 places, to 7th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough 
opponents.  Well don't look at BIG LAKE GROOVE, cause they dropped by 11.  Who can 
explain it?  Not you, not me, not AFFLICTION's opponents, after watching them shoot 
up the ranks from 27th to 14th.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, 
he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  BOOK OF 
THOMAS!  REIGNNCATSNDOGS bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 
8th down to 21st!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  It seems so recently people 
were saying SECOND BANANAS was washed up, finished.  But 5-0-1 moved them up 8.  I 
guess they're washed no more...  What's with STILL WON?  He actually beat BIG LAKE 
GROOVE's THE WHISP, and walked away with 24 more points from the fight.  Laughs were 
big at SATAN'S MINIONS while they watched SERF clobber WILT CHAMBERLAIN.  He lost 14 
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Another fighter (BRUTUS 
21-26-3) challenged another Duelmaster (A MARROW ESCAPE 14-3-0).  Life goes on.  Try 
as he might, BRUTUS wasn't good enough at persuading A MARROW ESCAPE to step down 
from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty 
gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, BASH BROS PARK!  In my day, no team with a 187-183-11 would scare me off!  
What's the problem, DARQUE FORCES?  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, ZADD NIZZTROG!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to 
haunt you.  Taunt your opponent ENCHILADAS SUIZAS!  That was my lucky charm when I 
was unfairly challenged.  (and by 43 points!)  UGLY ART should have an easy win.  
UGLY ART beat ENCHILADAS SUIZAS.  BASH BROS PARK calls this fighting?  In my day...  
Fighting is a better craft than farming, TROLL, but you have to pay your dues.  Being 
challenged by THE WHIPPERSNAPPER, 31 points above you, is dues.  I have to get this 
off my chest.  What a low dog, THE WHIPPERSNAPPER!  He can't set himself up in a real 
match.  I was sorry to see TROLL lose.  YUPPIE MOTH expects the easy win by going 19 
points down.  BONE APPETIT will find this a hard lesson!  YUPPIE MOTH won victory 
over BONE APPETIT.  I bet YUPPIE MOTH could beat two-year-olds, too.  Well, SHEWISH 
DINER knows who to set their sights on.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for me, 
if AGENT 99 can return from the Dark Arena.  Who will dare fight SLY, after it 
returned from the Dark Arena?  (For the record 13-7-2 is 102, and has it points) We 
all knew it had to happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't stick around with a 
7-7-0, and THE SINFUL NATURE easily took care of TERTIUS.  THE WHISP, with hers 
forgettable 6-7-0,  was dispatched by STILL WON in a forgettable match.  BIG LAKE 
GROOVE didn't seem to mind very much.  BAD TRADE larned his lesson (ANIMAL taught it 
well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any DOK SIK KILLAS! members with 
the same gusto.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To 
die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UGLY ART 9458                16   5  0   130       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JURINE CAKE 9371             14  10  0   115       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 DRUDGE 9735                  11   6  0   107       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 GOB BLUTH 9478               15  10  2   103       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              21  14  3   102       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 APOCALYPSE 10030             10   3  1   101       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          22  22  0   100       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 KOOKABURRA 9976              11   5  0    95       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 BRUTUS 9380                  21  26  3    93       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784               14   9  0    93       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211       13  12  1    93       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 THE WHISPER 9757             18  11  2    92       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 MONSTER 9618                 12   4  2    92       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 TOXYGEN 10027                 9   7  1    92       PSY CORPS (867)
 THE DELTA 10026               7  10  1    92       PSY CORPS (867)
-LUTHIEN 9778                 18  14  2    91       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DUNCAN 9777                  16  16  1    90       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 MELSANDRA 9968               10   6  0    89       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       9   7  1    88       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 SHEIK TZU 9452               11  19  0    84       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BURN 10036                   11   5  0    82       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-PLAGUE FACE 9829              8   2  1    81       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         17  23  0    80       FAST FOOD (724)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           10   6  0    80       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-CLANCY 7713                   8   8  0    79       ERRATA! (760)
 RUBEUS HALBERD 10058          7   4  1    79       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816        9   5  0    77       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 KING CHARLES 9451            14  15  0    74       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 STABBERS 9750                 7   5  0    74       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 CAPTAIN KIRK 5954             9   5  1    73       BORN TO MACK (639)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               14  13  0    71       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010         13   7  1    71       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847       12   7  2    71       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 HILLARY 9534                 12  12  1    70       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905      11   7  0    68       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 PILLAGE 10035                 9   5  0    68       THE PURGE 209 (868)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK SOHO 10022              11   7  0    66       PSY CORPS (867)
 TOO $HORT 5953                7   8  1    66       BORN TO MACK (639)
 SERF 10056                    7   4  0    65       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 WENDY 9727                   16  16  0    64       FAST FOOD (724)
 TRY ONE 9765                 15  12  0    62       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904       12   6  0    62       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORTHWIND 9454               10   6  1    61       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BUFFY 10047                  15  12  0    59       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 VENOM 9951                    6   5  0    59       AFFLICTION (862)
-MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054      5   3  0    59       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   9  0    58       ERRATA! (760)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRENZY 9949                   7   4  0    56       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BONE DRY 10057                7   4  0    56       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 RAVAGE 9901                   8   7  0    54       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FEMINIST 10103                5   3  0    54       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 SIXSHOT 9919                  7   8  2    53       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             11  10  0    52       FAST FOOD (724)
 WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950         7   7  0    52       BORN TO MACK (639)
 STILL WON 10088               5   4  1    52       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 TRUMP U 9962                  4   9  0    52       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 CONWAY AD 9961                5   8  0    51       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 SPOOK SOLDIER 9722            8   5  0    50       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 JACK SQUAT 10108              5   2  0    50       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971            9   6  1    48       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 BAUM 10053                    6   5  0    47       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896             5   6  0    47       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-CAULDER 9772                  4   0  0    47       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
-PARA 7767                     8   8  0    46       ERRATA! (760)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846         8  11  0    46       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 CONWAY 9720                   8   6  1    45       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 POPPY 9927                    9   4  0    44       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DIE ROLL 9946                 9   4  0    43       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 ABSOLUM 10023                 5   7  2    42       PSY CORPS (867)
 ANTS 9832                     5   6  0    42       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059          6   5  1    41       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 WHOPPER 9835                  6  15  0    41       FAST FOOD (724)
 RAINBOW 9841                  8  12  0    40       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ACE REPORTER 9897             6  11  0    40       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066            5   5  1    40       FAST FOOD (724)
 YUPPIE MOTH 9975              6   7  0    39       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 THE WARRIOR 9948              4   9  0    38       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973          4   9  0    38       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 SOCIALISM 10143               3   1  0    38       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082          6   3  0    37       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 PICANTE 10063                 5   6  0    37       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 TROLL 10025                   7  11  0    36       PSY CORPS (867)
 RANNI 10009                   4   6  0    35       AFFLICTION (862)
-SQUINTER 9831                 6   6  0    34       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANIMAL 10128                  4   3  0    33       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135        3   3  1    33       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-ALCHEMIST 9827                6   2  0    32       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 KARL 10074                    5   5  0    32       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 ZIB KLIBZET 1219              6   6  1    31       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 ZANDER 10102                  4   4  0    31       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 COUNT 10129                   3   4  1    30       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 RECON REVENANT 10067          5   5  0    29       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 READ THE ROOM 10091           4   4  0    29       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 CUDGEL PUFF 10083             6   3  0    28       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 LYCAN 10007                   6   4  0    28       AFFLICTION (862)
 VIRUS 10130                   3   4  0    28       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 QUAKE 10071                   6   3  1    27       AFFLICTION (862)
 PULSE 10137                   4   1  0    27       AFFLICTION (862)
 BIG TEN 10177                 2   0  0    27       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       5   6  1    26       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 BONE UP 10064                 5   5  0    26       YOU GOT BONED (866)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SITH TZU LORD 10095           4   4  0    26       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BARNEY STINSON 10136          3   3  1    26       BORN TO MACK (639)
 G.O.A.T. 9959                 6   7  0    25       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
-DAMIEN 9769                   2   0  1    25       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 THEVSHI TROOPER 10109         2   4  0    25       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 TESTIMONIAL 10111             4   3  0    24       LAND OF OZ (217)
-THERMOS 10119                 2   0  0    24       ERRATA! (760)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRINCE ZELKOR 1641            4   3  0    23       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 MEMAW 10099                   4   4  0    22       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 MORE CRAP 10159               3   1  0    22       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       3   5  0    21       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 SALSA VERDE 10062             4   7  0    19       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 GERMANICUS 10105              4   4  0    19       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SLOW COOK 10165               2   1  0    19       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 ZEB ZIBDIZZER 1272            5   3  0    18       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640               2   4  0    17       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 DOOS 10179                    2   0  0    17       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 HUNTSMAN 10097                4   4  0    16       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133           3   3  1    16       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LUCIUS 10086                  3   5  0    15       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 AL BORLAND 10112              3   4  1    14       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BONE APPETIT 10149            3   1  0    14       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 BOURRINOS 10162               3   1  0    14       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 KNUCKLE HEAD 10161            1   3  0    14       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 BAD TRADE 10144               3   2  2    13       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 JALAPENO 10146                3   2  0    12       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 VEXILLARIUS 10085             2   6  0    12       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 THE WANTING 10120             2   5  0    11       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 VERTIGO 10117                 2   5  0    11       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 CUBANELLE 10152               1   1  0    10       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 ELMO 10201                    1   0  0    10       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 COWARDLY LION 10180           1   0  0    10       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CRAP 10158                    2   2  0     8       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 GRRR 10164                    2   1  0     7       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 PORTA POTTY 10160             1   3  0     6       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 WILE E. COYOTE 10157          1   3  0     6       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 METUFF - UNOT 10176           0   2  0     6       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 CHEF SPECIAL 10172            1   1  0     5       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 TINY 9768                     1   2  0     5       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)
 AUGER 10156                   0   4  0     4       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 ZADD NIZZTROG 1928            0   4  0     4       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 BARKLEY 10169                 0   3  0     3       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 DOWN MITCH 10178              0   2  0     2       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 FINISHMENOW 10175             0   2  0     2       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 EMPURRROR 10185               0   1  0     1       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BOOTLICKER 10182              0   1  0     1       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE WHISP 9947          6  7 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  STILL WON 10088       437   
QUIVER 10115            1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   BAD TRADE 10144       433  REVENGED
STYLECRAZE 10163        1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   QUAKE 10071           437   
DEAD 10181              0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    HIGH ELF              437  NONE
FOZZY BEAR 10126        1  3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  DRACO MAL FOIL 10059  434   
FRAZZLE 10167           0  2 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  KILLIUS SLITWIC 10135 436   
SLIMEY 10168            0  1 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  BAD TRADE 10144       435  JUST REVENGED
AUGER 10076             1  4 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  BARNEY STINSON 10136  433  NOT REVENGED
DEAD 5 10183            0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  HIGH ELF              437  NONE
DEAD 6 10184            0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  WURM KIN              437  NONE
COW PIE 9281           10 12 2 SHEWISH DINER 806    BRUTUS 9380           433  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VANILLA BEN 10110       3  1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    NORTHWIND 9454        434  JUST REVENGED
DA MEAT 9930            4  6 1 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 434  REVENGED
TERTIUS 9923            7  7 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 437   
FAITH 10101             1  3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   AL BORLAND 10112      433  NOT REVENGED
JILES 10151             0  2 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   MOUNTAIN TROLL        437  NONE
JILES 10138             1  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   DANCING QUEEN 10133   433  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mashies with five big wins, but it is not enough to gain on the scuzzball PMs. Sadly 
most of the wins came from the real Mashie, Mannequin, who mashes drives almost 100 
yards past Oz. Way to go Mannequin. (It must be those restricted flight balls Oz 
uses?) Let's put the irons in close for some kills this round big Guy. -- Oz the All 
Enthusiastic

Land Of Oz announces that Cowardly Lion will take over for graduating Tin Woodman. 
Gooooooo Lion! -- Oz The All Supportive

Venom, that was uncalled for! -- Poppy, Land Of Oz

Feminist? Feminist! But, but we are supposed to be on the same side. -- Rainbow

May anyone in first place be comfortable with their upcoming ophers. -- Oz The All 
Comforting

Baum -- You most certainly did! -- Vexillarius

Quake -- That is one win each! Best out of three? -- Lucius

Sity Tzu Lord -- What hit me? -- Vexillarius

Troll -- That is what you get for picking a fight with Lucius! I hope your head is 
healing nicely! -- Tertius

Apocalypse -- I am pleased you managed to learn some new skills despite losing! -- 
Brutus

Recon Revenant -- I was ugly enough before you took your mace to my face! Thank you 
for the skills training and the win! -- Germaicus

Enchiladas Suizas -- Very unsatisfying.  You were advertised as an entree, but ended 
up being more of a small plate. -- Sly

Ugly Art -- See also, "Winning Ugly."  I hate you. -- Kookaburra

Die Roll -- That went differently, in my head. -- Andorian Yuppie

Dancing Queen -- Things went much better once you let me lead. -- Yuppie Moth

Prince Zelkor - How did someone as lazy as you ever win 3?  Stand up straight!  
Tighten that armor. -- Yuppie Zealot

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AGENT 99 butchered WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SLY murdered BLACK ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
JILES was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEAD 5 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DEAD 6 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
RUMP ROAST overpowered NORTHWIND in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
COUNT was viciously subdued by KILLIUS SLITWICK in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
ANIMAL vanquished BAD TRADE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
METUFF - UNOT was viciously subdued by DRACO MAL FOIL in a 4 minute Bloodfeud fight.
BRUTUS was overpowered by A MARROW ESCAPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
UGLY ART demolished ENCHILADAS SUIZAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
BROKEN FAUCET unbelievably bested PILLAGE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
THAT'S HUMERUS was overpowered by PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
KOOKABURRA overpowered KING CHARLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MEK-QUAKE viciously subdued WENDY in a exciting 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER devastated TROLL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
THE WARRIOR was beaten by CONWAY in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
DIE ROLL was beaten by VENOM in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TERTIUS was easily killed by THE SINFUL NATURE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ANDORIAN YUPPIE was luckily beaten by POPPY in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
ROTTING WOOD was demolished by CONWAY AD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
RAINBOW was viciously subdued by TRUMP U in a 2 minute master's Challenge fray.
BONE DRY defeated ANTS in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
SOCIALISM was beaten by JACK SQUAT in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran Challenge fight.
YUPPIE MOTH overpowered BONE APPETIT in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge match.
SITH TZU LORD was vanquished by CLUB COFFEE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
READ THE ROOM beat DANCING QUEEN in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BONE UP slimly lost to VIRUS in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
GERMANICUS was overpowered by WHOPPER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VERTIGO overcame FINISHMENOW in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE WANTING was beaten by TRIALS OF VICTORY in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
VEXILLARIUS was overpowered by RECON REVENANT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LUCIUS was overpowered by ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
TESTIMONIAL devastated ZADD NIZZTROG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHEF SPECIAL was bested by APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
PORTA POTTY was demolished by SLOW COOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
WILE E. COYOTE was overcome by AL BORLAND in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
AUGER was demolished by KNUCKLE HEAD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JURINE CAKE savagely defeated THE WHISPER in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
SHOCKWAVE was beaten by DRUDGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's competition.
VIKING VAMPIRE was savagely defeated by APOCALYPSE in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
GOB BLUTH slimly won victory over RUBEUS HALBERD in a 1 minute master's match.
MELSANDRA overcame STABBERS in a exciting 3 minute bloody master's fight.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT was viciously subdued by HELLHOUND HESTATI in a 2 minute conflict.
MONSTER subdued SHEIK TZU in a popular 1 minute expert's fight.
BURN luckily beat DARK SOHO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome veteran's fray.
TOXYGEN demolished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE DELTA overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RENEWING THE MIND defeated BAUM in a 2 minute bout.
SIXSHOT was handily defeated by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
VICTORIOUS FAITH was overpowered by TOO $HORT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WILT CHAMBERLAIN was savagely defeated by SERF in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
HILLARY demolished PICANTE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
YUPPIE ZEALOT devastated ZIB KLIBZET in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
FRENZY bested ABSOLUM in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE WHISP was butchered by STILL WON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RAVAGE overpowered ZANDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FEMINIST won victory over KARL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal match.
TRY ONE handily defeated LYCAN in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
SPOOK SOLDIER devastated FACE FIERY TRIALS in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
BUFFY overpowered THEVSHI TROOPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SMOKE KING HOT overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ORIGINAL JOE overpowered HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SALSA VERDE lost to BARNEY STINSON in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
RANNI demolished G.O.A.T. in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
MEMAW was luckily beaten by CUDGEL PUFF in a popular 4 minute gory match.
QUAKE assassinated STYLECRAZE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRINCE ZELKOR viciously subdued GRRR in a 5 minute brutal struggle.
ZEB ZIBDIZZER was overcome by PULSE in a 1 minute match.
CUBANELLE was luckily beaten by BOURRINOS in a exciting 5 minute gory amateur's duel.
JALAPENO defeated DOWN MITCH in a exciting 4 minute beginner's duel.
CRAP was overcome by ELMO in a 1 minute gruesome novice's melee.
MORE CRAP defeated BARKLEY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome amateur's bout.
TINY was handily defeated by DOOS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BIG TEN overpowered BOOTLICKER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
COWARDLY LION devastated EMPURRROR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  17 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         WALL OF STEEL     55 -  48 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         LUNGING ATTACK   199 - 193 - 12      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         TOTAL PARRY       68 -  69 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         STRIKING ATTACK  130 - 134 -  9      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         AIMED BLOW        88 -  95 -  4      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         BASHING ATTACK    63 -  78 -  5      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   57 -  77 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  22 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  15 -  1      29  |

Turn 437 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW        10 - 11         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 16     STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 15         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     9 -  7     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  9         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 9458              16   5  0  130 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LUNGING ATTACK   JURINE CAKE 9371           14  10  0  115 SHEWISH DINER (806)
STRIKING ATTACK  DRUDGE 9735                11   6  0  107 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
SLASHING ATTACK  HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211     13  12  1   93 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
TOTAL PARRY      BURN 10036                 11   5  0   82 THE PURGE 209 (868)
BASHING ATTACK   RUBEUS HALBERD 10058        7   4  1   79 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
AIMED BLOW       STABBERS 9750               7   5  0   74 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-LUNGE      THAT'S HUMERUS 10010       13   7  1   71 YOU GOT BONED (866)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RENEWING THE MIND 9904     12   6  0   62 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
PARRY-STRIKE     RAVAGE 9901                 8   7  0   54 DARQUE FORCES (396)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHEIK TZU 9452.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DOWN MITCH 10178.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANTS 9832, MELSANDRA 
9968, MEMAW 10099, CUBANELLE 10152, HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211, DARK SOHO 10022, DRACO 
MAL FOIL 10059, TRUMP U 9962, CLUB COFFEE 9833, and APOCALYPSE 10030.

The least popular fighter this week was GRRR 10164.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EMPURRROR 10185, BOOTLICKER 10182, TINY 9768, CRAP 10158, JALAPENO 
10146, BOURRINOS 10162, ZEB ZIBDIZZER 1272, STYLECRAZE 10163, HUNTSMAN 10097, and 
THEVSHI TROOPER 10109.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

UGLY ART (47-9458) BASH BROS PARK (766)
RUMP ROAST (47-9066) SHEWISH DINER (806)
VIKING VAMPIRE (47-8992) SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

AGENT 99 (47-8694) SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLY (47-9989) PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
A MARROW ESCAPE (47-10018) YOU GOT BONED (866)