DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/07/2022    Duedate: 07/04/2022

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-445

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POPPY
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9927) [14-7-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FRENZY                         CRASH
DARQUE FORCES (396)            N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
(47-9949) [13-6-0,109]         (47-10199) [4-1-0,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WENDY                          SIXSHOT
FAST FOOD (724)                DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-9727) [18-22-0,76]         (47-9919) [12-11-3,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE PURGE 209 (868)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            64
2. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)       35      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         31      Unchartered Team
4. FLOATING PAST (854)         25
5. THE PURGE 209 (868)         24      N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)       14   8  1 63.6   1/ 1 THE PURGE 209 (868)       9  5 0
 2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         992 647 34 60.5   2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  6 0
 3/ 0 FLOATING PAST (854)       61  45  3 57.5   3/ 4*N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)       8  6 0
 4/ 4 THE PURGE 209 (868)       64  48  2 57.1   4/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  7 0
 5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1065 883 54 54.7   5/ 8 FAST FOOD (724)           7  8 0
 6- 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    229 194 19 54.1   6/10 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     6  4 1
 7/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)      448 418 33 51.7   7- 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      6  4 0
 8- 8 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    33  32  2 50.8   8/ 6 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   6  9 2
 9- 9 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)    108 105 10 50.7   9/11 LAZY BOYZ (167)           5  4 2
10/10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      263 262 12 50.1  10/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)       5 10 0
11/11 BASH BROS PARK (766)     195 207 11 48.5  11/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       4  7 0
12/13 FAST FOOD (724)          286 307 16 48.2  12/ 9 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       3  6 0
13/12 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      122 134 11 47.7  13/12 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3 10 0
14/14 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    126 141  3 47.2  14-16 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    2  1 0
15/15 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   58  77  5 43.0  15-14 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     1  0 0
16/17 LAZY BOYZ (167)           36  51  6 41.4  16/ 0 FLOATING PAST (854)       1  4 0
17-18 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      58  91  3 38.9  17/18 BASH BROS PARK (766)      0  9 0
18/19 WHITE WOLVES (832)       123 209  6 37.0  18/ 0*QUACK PACK (876)          0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*QUACK PACK (876)           0   3  0  0.0  19-19 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                       THE 300

They slowly trudged along the finely-kempt and well-swept dirt road on their way to 
the normally quiet and unassuming town of SEAM. 300 of them in all, methodically 
making their way into town amid the gazes of their curious onlookers. Seam was a 
smallish town, full of ordinary folk who enjoyed an ordinary life; it was indeed not 
the type of town that one would expect to be one of the very few towns chosen to host 
the Games of the Arena. Some years back the town council was presented with the 
opportunity to once again be host to the games, but they did not want to make the same 
mistake twice. In short: the beauty and simplicity of the town was all but ruined by 
the dark magics that seemingly without fail came to every host town the first time 
that SEAM attempted to be a host so many years back.

The town council could not deny that the arena games brought a certain level of 
prosperity to any town that agreed to become a host. But unfortunately, this 
prosperity had a very strong dark side. It also brought with it thieves, thugs, and 
miscreants of every type. Hustlers, gamblers, drunkards, and whores. Hit-men and wise 
guys. Taverns open 'til all hours of the night... open practically on every corner.

However, the quiet and unassuming little town of SEAM has managed to escape the dark 
faction that seemed to accompany most every arena town this second time around. Their 
answer to this problem was very simple: no magic of any kind was allowed in the city 
limits. Furthermore, in order to guarantee that the town's arena fighters stay 
completely and totally uncorrupted by the allure of magic, all of them were required 
to remain in the town until when and if they were lucky enough to advance to the games 
at the Isle.

The town was extraordinary in how ordinary it actually was, and this was one thing 
that alfredo Frothingslosh himself loved so much about this lazy little town that he 
now called home. alfredo was not a rich man, but he did have a very strong standing 
with the spy commission and the other managers of the games... a standing that far 
surpassed his actual wealth, and he kept this standing by always being ready for any 
new opportunity that might come along. And in the case of having no such opportunity 
presenting itself for a long time, such as is the case now, alfredo also possessed a 
certain talent to create such an opportunity for himself.

When alfredo first went to the town council with his notion of sponsoring a contest, 
he was categorically turned down. But he realized that it was not the contest itself 
that the town council feared: it was the *prize*. Prizes generally meant magic. Magic 
almost always was accompanied by a hidden cost that the council did not have the 
desire or the willingness to pay. But one thing that alfredo was famous for was the 
ability to make the most of his young warriors without the need of relying on magic. 
And this special "knack" that he had helped him not only to think of a prize that the 
council might begrudgingly accept, but further, actually showcased, emphasized, and 
*celebrated* the ability to compete in the Games without resorting to magic.

What really sealed the deal was alfredo offering to round up the 300 recruits needed 
for the contest all on his own. At that point the council could hardly argue further. 
And that, my friends, brings us around full circle... back to the beginning of this 
little story: back to the 300 ordinary folk that I described shuffling past you into 
town.

They were men and women, young and not so young; they tended to be on the thin side 
(perhaps a little undernourished); most looked to be in dire need of a bath, but more 
than anything, these recruits were totally and completely ordinary. But that should 
change, and in a little more than a year from now... change it will. It is most 
definitely not clear now, but through hard work, training, and perhaps a bit of talent 
that they were not yet aware of, six of these ordinary recruits will rise and prove 
that indeed the once ordinary can become extraordinary. Six of these ordinary recruits 
will rise, proving themselves to be the "Cream of the Slosh."

***---------*---------*---------*---------**---------*---------*---------*---------***

The Frothingslosh Syndicate is proud to announce 99 Bottles of Beer III!!! (+ 100): 
Sponsored by ALFREDOVISION(TM): for a Better Tomorrow, and a Better Today.

The contest will be in honor and celebration of turn 199 of SEAM DM 20.

Your objective is simple: be the first team to accumulate 199 Bottles of Beer!

The first part of the contest will be a 15 turn "warm-up" starting on turn 184, due 
7/4/22, but you are encouraged to start your team as early as possible. During this 
casual "meet and greet" stage, all teams will earn one bottle per turn simply by 
fielding a full team of 5 warriors and writing at least one personal ad. BTW guys, for 
the sake of simplicity, your Host and Cruise director asks that you PLEASE do not sign 
your ad expecting me to know who you are. If you are not 100% certain, then please 
state very clearly EVERY TURN what team you are associated with so i do not have to go 
through past newsletters to try to figure out who you are. Also do not forget to write 
a personal ad for the turn 184 newsletter! Simply stating who you are would be great. 
Something like, "Hi Seam. I'm John, the manager of John's team" is certainly 
sufficient.

The real fireworks will start on turn 199, due on 1/30/23. That is when the teams will 
start to earn Bottles for Arena Performance, which will be earned/awarded as follows:

  * Bottles awarded for being active and writing a personal ad are discontinued.
  * 5 Bottles for each invite to ADM, AWARDED UPON THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF INVITE IN THE 
    NEWSLETTER with the opportunity to earn 1 extra bottle ON THE FOLLOWING TURN for 
    achieving a kill in the Dark Arena on their last fight. Note that this Bottle is a 
    "bonus;" you will also earn a Bottle for the win; bottles awarded for wins are 
    outlined below.
  * 3 Bottles for each turn as Duelmaster, with the opportunity to earn 1 extra bottle 
    for writing a Duelmaster's column COLLECTED ON THE FOLLOWING TURN when the column 
    is actually published. It does not have to be fancy but has to be "something": 99 
    words minimum.
  * 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1 Bottles for Team on the Move and Current Top Team. In the case 
    of ties, partial bottles will be awarded and will count towards your total.
  * 2 Bottles for Chartered Recognition Leader
  * 2 Bottles for This Week's Favorite
  * 2 Bottles for TOP CAREER HONORS Chartered Team
  * 0 Bottles for each turn as Overall Popularity Leader. Additionally, you will pay a 
    1 BOTTLE PENALTY on the following turn if you fail to post a personal ad 
    apologizing for your ostentatious behavior! OR...you can choose to brag further 
    about how astonishingly wonderful you actually are, and are more than worthy of 
    all the accolades you get from your adoring fans.
  * 1 Bottle for a successful Bloodfeud: limit two bottles per incident.
  * 2 Bottles for each Stylemaster as listed in the newsletter. In other words, the 
    rules for being awarded bottles for Stylemaster are the same as they are in the 
    arena: winning record, adept or above.
  * 1 bottle for each win, or two bottles for each kill in the regular arena. Warriors 
    that manage to return from the Dark Arena earn one bottle for the win only.

If more than one team achieves or surpasses 199 Bottles on the same turn, the team 
with the higher total will be the victor. Partial Bottles having been awarded make the 
event of a tie at the end much less likely; any fraction of a bottle lead that you may 
have *will* count. In the unlikely event that there is an exact tie for any place that 
receives a prize, those teams involved will continue playing until a winner can be 
decided.

The top three places will win one or more "Cream of the Slosh" replacements:

  * 1st Place: 3 CotS replacements
  * 2nd Place: 2 CotS replacements
  * 3rd Place: 1 CotS replacements

A CotS replacement is 10 standard, ordinary Duelmasters teamsheets that are specially 
"marked" and grouped together by the Spy Commision to be used for this single purpose 
only. The winning manager then chooses any one out of the 50 warriors on the 10 
teamsheets they wish to be their "Cream of the Slosh" replacement; the other 49 are 
simply discarded. Note that you are free to use your CotS replacement anytime you have 
an opening on your team in Seam; in other words, you are not required to Dark Arena 
nor do you have to pass on a good naturally occurring replacement.

However, CotS replacements will not be allowed to hide their status: all CotS 
replacements will be required to start its name with these three symbols: O^O (capital 
O, shift-6 [caret symbol], capital O. This surely will cause them to be a "target" of 
challenges, but also will serve as a badge of honor for them to wear proudly. In the 
case of winning multiple CotS replacements, you will be required to wait at least 10 
ACTIVE turns in between using your CotS replacements; you will only receive one CotS 
packet at a time. Just send a note in to the Spy Commission with your 10th turn's 
orders to receive your new CotS packet with your turn's results.

Note that 6 CotS replacements being won in total is the guaranteed minimum. I have 
been informed that if the contest has an unusually large turnout, the Spy Commission 
MAY choose to spice up the prize pool with additional CotS replacements. Understand 
there are no guarantees (other than them 6 as listed), and these Spies were rather 
"vague" and sometimes can be a little sketchy. But, for what it's worth, I figured I 
should pass the information on just in case it does actually have merit.

But that's not all! For those of you that wish to spice up the contest even further, 
we are featuring an additional and completely voluntary "Contest Within a Contest" for 
which there will be a one time fee of 6 RSI Gift Certificates to enter. The prize pool 
for the CWAC will be one "6-pack" of Duelmasters Gift Certificates (no cash value; 
each may be redeemed for one Duelmasters teamsheet) for every manager who chooses to 
participate. The prize pool will divided up among the winning players as follows:

  * 1st place: 1/2 of all the teamsheets
  * 2nd place: 1/3 of all the teamsheets
  * 3rd place: 1/6 of all the teamsheets

I just want to clarify that managers competing for the CWAC teamsheets are only 
competing against each other. So, for example, if you place second in the main contest 
but the main contest winner did not choose to participate in the CWAC, you will then 
be the first place winner of the CWAC (and receive half of all the sheets in the prize 
pool). Additionally, if the CWAC proves to be very popular and gets many entries, I 
may pay out more places. Any such decisions will be discussed and finalized prior to 
turn 199.

I will do my best to write a Contest Update every turn which will obviously be based 
on the totals from the previous turn. I also plan to start an email list that you may 
join if you wish. I will send out the updated contest standings to this list...likely 
very soon after the newsletter is posted; I will actually be so bold to suggest that I 
might get your contest update prior to getting your mail! So everyone can have up-to-
date standings, but also gives you the chance to point out any errors I might have 
made prior to sending in the official update to be printed in the newsletter.

Other Rules:

  * Once the first team equals or surpasses the required 199 Bottles total, THE 
    CONTEST IS OVER unless there are any ties to work out, and in that case the 
    contest will continue to the following turn ONLY for those teams involved. Your 
    official contest ranking will be based on whatever position you are holding at the 
    time that the first team(s) surpasses 199 bottles, even in the unlikely event of a 
    tie for first place and the winner has not yet been determined.
  * NO AVOIDS: This will be STRICTLY ENFORCED starting on Turn 199. Any team caught 
    avoiding will be REMOVED from the contest and their entry fee (if any) WILL NOT be 
    refunded! And trust me, with the number of nosy spy reporters out there, YOU WILL 
    get caught.
  * Cheating of any kind will not be tolerated and will be grounds for 
    disqualification. Coordinating challenges is allowed; non-aggression pacts are 
    allowed. "Taking a dive" (ie: throwing fights) is definitely NOT allowed. Any 
    allegations of cheating will be investigated seriously; any decision made by the 
    spy commission regarding said allegations will be final. Ladies and gentlemen: 
    let's keep this clean, okay? None of us are kids anymore!
  * Seam is a "non-tourney" arena, and as such you are required to field a full team 
    of 5 warriors every turn! Any warrior that has 1 FE or more missing the turn will 
    incur a 3-Bottle penalty for their team. You are highly encouraged to put your 
    entire team on maintenance, to guard against any mistakes. If you have a warrior 
    "accidentally' sit out the turn, you will "accidentally" incur a 3-bottle penalty 
    ;>. Any rookie warrior missing a turn will only incur a 1-Bottle penalty for 
    their team. I am aware that those poor noobs often get lost temporarily.
  * There will be no penalty for your *entire team* missing a turn. It is certainly 
    not recommended, however!
  * No tournament experience or "enhanced" warriors will be allowed.
  * If you wish to participate in the optional "contest within a contest," you must 
    announce your intention to participate prior to turn 190 being processed (due 
    9/26). The one-time entry fee of 6 RSI Gift Certificates will be charged to your 
    account at that time. 

YOU are invited; you are encouraged to start early if you like! The Frothingslosh 
Syndicate invites you to Bottle! Er...ah...battle!

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Those betting on DARQUE FORCES lost their 
shirt, as DARQUE FORCES lost their fighting abilities:  2-3-0.  Nothing works for a 
team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as WEIRD ALCHEMY can 
attest...  SATAN'S MINIONS posted a nice gain, to come in 6th.  Everybody loves a 
winner...  SATAN'S MINIONS had cause to celebrate, after CHATTEL got 22 points by 
beating SPYRO.  CLOUD certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to 
SMOKE KING HOT and losing 10 points in the process!  In NORTH FORK, nothing is 
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, POPPY.  Word has it 
one team in NORTH FORK is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!  
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of LAND OF OZ, alone and unchallenged.  Like a 
pup with its tail between its legs, SATAN'S MINIONS scurried away from LAND OF OZ.  
Oh, the shame!  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and FORBIDDEN FRUIT is it 
right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't FAST FOOD proud!  Word has it QUINTUS 
suffered a romantic setback.  Note how he challenged ZING, 26 points his senior.  
It's not whether you win or lose, but how many points you get (1).  Right, QUINTUS?  
FORBIDDEN FRUIT found herself challenged by a warrior 24 below:  CARISSIMUS.  
CARISSIMUS of WHITE MAIMERS kept his wits as he lost to FORBIDDEN FRUIT.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Sober up, young warriors, and take note of GLADIUS' fate!  BOOTLICKER of 
SATAN'S MINIONS handily did him in.  Experience counts for something on NORTH FORK's 
sands.  A moment of silence for GLADIUS, who died an untimely death at the hands of 
BOOTLICKER.  In the spirit of revenge, we call upon WHITE WOLVES to act!  Justice was 
served as FRENZY fought GRATILLONIUS in bloodfeud.  Well done, DARQUE FORCES!  Oh 
hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in NORTH FORK is the highlight of my life.  More 
important duties call me.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports 
for NORTH FORK?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POPPY 9927                   14   7  0   105       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRUDGE 9735                  12   6  0   115       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 FRENZY 9949                  13   6  0   109       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 PILLAGE 10035                15   7  0   107       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-MONSTER 9618                 17   6  2   102       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BAUM 10053                   12   7  0   102       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SIXSHOT 9919                 12  11  3    98       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632         21  27  0    96       FAST FOOD (724)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            12  13  0    94       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRATILLONIUS 10208           16  17  1    90       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 LOST SHIP 9621               13   5  0    89       FLOATING PAST (854)
-MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054      8   4  0    88       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 BURN 10036                   15   9  0    86       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904       16  10  1    82       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-MEK-QUAKE 9782               15  13  0    82       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-PLAGUE FACE 9829              9   3  1    82       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 TRY ONE 9765                 17  16  0    81       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847       15  12  3    80       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 BIG TEN 10177                 8   2  0    80       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           12   9  0    79       FLOATING PAST (854)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686           10   7  0    79       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-RUBEUS HALBERD 10058          8   6  1    79       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-THE WARRIOR 9948              9  10  0    78       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896             9  10  0    77       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 WENDY 9727                   18  22  0    76       FAST FOOD (724)
 CARISSIMUS 10204             12   9  1    70       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066            9   9  1    68       FAST FOOD (724)
-NORTHWIND 9454               13  10  1    67       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 FEMINIST 10103                9   7  0    67       THE PURGE 209 (868)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAINBOW 9841                 13  15  0    61       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             14  15  0    59       FAST FOOD (724)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846        12  15  0    59       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 DIE ROLL 9946                12   5  0    58       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133           8   6  1    57       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOTLICKER 10182              8   1  2    55       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 ZIB KLIBZET 1219              9  10  1    52       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 DEMETRIUS 10203               7   5  0    52       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 DRIFTWOOD 9793                5   1  0    51       FLOATING PAST (854)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         10   7  0    48       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 WHOPPER 9835                  9  20  0    47       FAST FOOD (724)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640               6   7  0    46       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 VIRUS 10130                   8   7  0    44       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 VEXILLARIUS 10085             6  10  0    44       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SERF 10056                   10   9  0    43       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 LOST MOSS 9792                4   2  1    41       FLOATING PAST (854)
 CRASH 10199                   4   1  0    38       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       6  13  1    36       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 ZING 10228                    3   4  1    36       LAZY BOYZ (167)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135        4   4  1    35       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHATTEL 10232                 2   0  0    32       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-SQUINTER 9831                 6   7  0    31       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-DRACO MAL FOIL 10059          6   7  1    30       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       5  11  0    30       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-ALCHEMIST 9827                6   3  0    27       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 CLOUD 10200                   4   1  0    27       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
-CUDGEL PUFF 10083             7   4  0    26       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 LUCIUS 10086                  5  11  0    26       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 BLANCA 10292                  2   0  0    26       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 AUNTIE EM 10254               3   2  0    24       LAND OF OZ (217)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WINCHESTER 10260              2   2  0    19       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 SPYRO 10198                   4   1  1    18       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
-SPOT LIGHT 10261              2   2  0    14       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 GABRIEL 10257                 2   2  1    13       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 UNION JACK 10329              1   0  0    13       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-FLETCHER 10305                1   0  0    12       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 THINGAMABOB 10332             1   0  0    11       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 QUINTUS 10253                 1   4  1     8       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 VITELLIUS 10236               1   4  0     7       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 APEFACE 10318                 1   0  0     5       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 0   1  0     1       WHITE WOLVES (832)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD 10317              0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    DARK CHAMPION         445  NONE
JAZZ 10304              0  2 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    GABRIEL 10257         445   
RAVAGE 9901            10 10 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    GRATILLONIUS 10208    442  JUST REVENGED
STABBERS 9750          10  7 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  SIXSHOT 9919          442   
AUGER 10156             0  6 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL 840  SPYRO 10198           441  NOT REVENGED
BRANCH 9915             0  1 0 FLOATING PAST 854    SHEWISH GIANT         445  NONE
HUMBUG 10278            0  3 0 LAND OF OZ 217       SPYMASTER             445  NONE
SNAKE 10263             0  4 0 N.E.R.D. LIFE 872    DARK CHAMPION         445  NONE
DAFFY DUCK 10314        0  1 0 QUACK PACK 876       SPYMASTER             445  NONE
DAISY DUCK 10312        0  1 0 QUACK PACK 876       MOUNTAIN TROLL        445  NONE
DONALD DUCK 10313       0  1 0 QUACK PACK 876       MOUNTAIN TROLL        445  NONE
JACK SQUAT 10108        8  6 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 444   
SERVANT 10319           0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  SPYMASTER             445  NONE
ROZATOARE 10187         0  3 0 SOBOLAN PACHET 871   QUINTUS 10253         442   
DA1 10331               0  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    HIGH ELF              445  NONE
GERMANICUS 10105        6  7 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     BOOTLICKER 10182      442   
GLADIUS 10274           2  1 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     BOOTLICKER 10182      445   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Humbug -- Nice choice of weapon and a nice set of bruises you gave me! Thank you for 
the win and good luck on the sands! -- Gladius

Crash -- Congratulations on your victory! I was lucky to escape with my life! -- 
Lucius

Zip Klibzet -- Thank you for the victory! Had you forgotten how to fight? -- 
Carissimus

Apocalypse -- Thank you for the skills training! Good luck on the Isle! -- 
Gratillonius

Face Fiery Trials -- I will pick a better weapon next time! -- Quintus

Cloud -- Challenging you after my last defeat was not one of my better ideas! Well 
fought! -- Vitellius

Whopper -- Lighter armour and a lighter weapon might have won you victory! Not that I 
am complaining! -- Demetrius

Northwind -- What you lost in victory, you gained in defeat! Impressive skill learn! 
-- Julius

Bootlicker -- Well fought! However, I haven't given up yet! -- Vexillarius

Sling Shot, a salute on your Title. Let's get you a Lord Protectorship so we can begin 
thinking about some Turf Wars. -- Oz The All Lauding

Veteran Merc? OK by me. I wrote him in and pounded his behind. -- Baum

Trials Of Victory, not today, Trials; not today. -- Rainbow

Apocalypse, you were too much for me. No wonder you are a Champion. -- Poppy

Blanca, bah ....... -- Humbug

Spot light, your light shined on me. -- Auntie Em

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

Oz the All Envious -- Thank you for your salute! Most kind and considerate! I hope to 
welcome some of your esteemed warriors to the isle one day! -- Julius

Humbug -- Don't be too hard on y ourself! You got some good blows in and I have the 
bruises to prove it! Until the next time.... -- Gladius

Cloud -- That is two wins to you and none to me! I will not make the mistake of 
challenging you again! Best regards! -- Vitellius

Crash -- Thank you! Perhaps I would fare better in the tavern trying to drink you 
under the table than beating you in fair combat on the sands! -- Lucius

Jazz -- Well, I may have won, but that was embarrasing! Some Total Parry head-to-heads 
don't last so long! Promise me you will try harder next time and I pledge to do the 
same! -- Gladius

Wincester -- Ouch! That really hurt! -- Quintus

Club Coffee -- With all due respect, I will not be taking another "Coffee" break with 
you! -- Lucius

Victorius Faith -- You brute! You know where you can stick your quarterstaff! -- 
Vexillarius

Fletcher -- Well, I guess you were my last shot. You won, and I now see a trip to the 
Darkside. -- Snake

Humbug -- It was an honor to face you and come out with a win. I tip my hat to you, 
good sir! -- Blanca

Smoke King Hot -- I am sure that was not the fight you were expecting. Let's just call 
that a lucky shot! -- Crash (laughing behind your back)

All -- I can't wait until the next war to start. As I sharpen my team's blades and 
brains, I can only hope I am ready. -- Dante, mgr. of N.E.R.D. Life

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNAKE was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HUMBUG was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEAD was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DAFFY DUCK was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DONALD DUCK was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SERVANT was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
DA1 was dispatched by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BRANCH was executed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DAISY DUCK was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
FRENZY vanquished GRATILLONIUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
GLADIUS was slain by BOOTLICKER in a 6 minute Bloodfeud duel.
CARISSIMUS lost to FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
ACE REPORTER overpowered WENDY in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
BIG TEN savagely defeated ROTTING WOOD in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DEMETRIUS was savagely defeated by ORIGINAL JOE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
DANCING QUEEN handily defeated WHOPPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
SMOKE KING HOT devastated CLOUD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
VEXILLARIUS overpowered TRIALS OF VICTORY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
QUINTUS was devastated by ZING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SIXSHOT was luckily beaten by POPPY in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Title bout.
PILLAGE overpowered RENEWING THE MIND in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BAUM bested THE SINFUL NATURE in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's bout.
LOST SHIP luckily beat TRY ONE in a action packed 3 minute expert's bout.
LEGGING LAGAN was unbelievably bested by BURN in a 6 minute veteran's contest.
RAINBOW luckily beat APT. ZZRAB in a exciting 4 minute duel.
FEMINIST defeated DRIFTWOOD in a 2 minute duel.
DIE ROLL overpowered CRASH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VICTORIOUS FAITH won victory over VIRUS in a 2 minute bout.
SERF won victory over AUNTIE EM in a 1 minute veteran vs. beginner fray.
CLUB COFFEE overpowered FACE FIERY TRIALS in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
ZIB KLIBZET defeated LOST MOSS in a 2 minute fight.
SPYRO was vanquished by CHATTEL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LUCIUS was beaten by BLANCA in a 2 minute match.
GABRIEL savagely slew JAZZ in a exciting 4 minute gory novice's fight.
VITELLIUS was outwaited by APEFACE in a crowd boring 18 minute amateur's match.
UNION JACK overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MAXIMUS was demolished by THINGAMABOB in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK   114 -  93 -  4      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  25 -  3      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  49 -  3      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       51 -  59 -  2      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   93 - 109 -  8      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  44 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        60 -  88 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 445 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        7 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      POPPY 9927                 14   7  0  105 LAND OF OZ (217)
AIMED BLOW       FRENZY 9949                13   6  0  109 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LUNGING ATTACK   PILLAGE 10035              15   7  0  107 THE PURGE 209 (868)
STRIKING ATTACK  BAUM 10053                 12   7  0  102 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RENEWING THE MIND 9904     16  10  1   82 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
WALL OF STEEL    LEGGING LAGAN 9625         12   9  0   79 FLOATING PAST (854)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              12   5  0   58 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SLASHING ATTACK  LOST MOSS 9792              4   2  1   41 FLOATING PAST (854)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WENDY 9727.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SIXSHOT 9919.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEGGING LAGAN 9625, ORIGINAL 
JOE 10066, APT. ZZRAB 1640, BIG TEN 10177, ROTTING WOOD 9896, TRY ONE 9765, GABRIEL 
10257, BAUM 10053, VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846, and LUCIUS 10086.

The least popular fighter this week was APEFACE 10318.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were VITELLIUS 10236, MAXIMUS 10296, SPYRO 10198, FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092, 
CRASH 10199, RENEWING THE MIND 9904, QUINTUS 10253, TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055, CLOUD 
10200, and WENDY 9727.

                       SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN WASHINGTON, D.C.!

                        (well actually, Alexandria, Virginia)

We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Washington, D.C., July 22-24, 2022.  It 
will be held at the Embassy Suites Alexandria Old Town near the Potomac River in 
Alexandria, Virginia (703-684-5900).  The hotel looks very nice and we're excited to 
be in the downtown area with so many restaurants and other goodies nearby. Room rates 
are $169.00 for singles and doubles, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, and free high speed internet.  Underground parking 
is $15/night.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--
the code is "Duelmasters."

        The official block cutoff is mid June so make your reservations ASAP!
The hotel reservation site is: https://book.passkey.com/event/50341474/owner/1731/home
              Or call to reserve at 800-362-2779 and use group code DUE.

Please note that rooms are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make your 
reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let us 
know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

The tournament info sheet and minioverviews will be out in June.  We are very looking 
forward to seeing you all and hope that you can make it!

P.S.  The dates are set for the next winter FTF:  January 13-15, 2023, in Tempe.

                            WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

We hope you will join us at our winter FTF in Tempe, AZ, January 13-15, 2023! It will 
be held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room 
rates are $184.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high 
speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--
the code is "Duelmasters2023."  

      The official block cutoff is December 12 so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/FF68inTempe 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI

  This is just a reminder to all who plan to enter the contest in Seam that it is a

no-tourney arena, and is therefore subject to the no-tourney rules.  The pledge all 
participants must take when entering a team in this arena is as follows:

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                               NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE

    * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor 
      will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
    * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances 
      preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
    * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
    * I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives 
      a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.

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Please send your agreement with your new team. 

Best of luck in the arena and in the contest!