DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/02/2022 Duedate: 08/29/2022
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-447
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FRENZY
DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-9949) [14-7-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BAUM POSITION IS EMPTY
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-10053) [14-7-0,123]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WENDY VEXILLARIUS
FAST FOOD (724) WHITE WOLVES (832)
(47-9727) [20-22-0,101] (47-10085) [6-12-0,34]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAZY BOYZ (167)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (396) 41
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 38 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 29 Unchartered Team
4. LAZY BOYZ (167) 29
5. FAST FOOD (724) 25 W.P.P. (308)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 2 0 0 100 1/ 4 LAZY BOYZ (167) 10 4 2
2- 2*N.E.R.D. LIFE (872) 14 8 1 63.6 2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 9 6 0
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 998 651 34 60.5 3/ 6 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 8 4 1
4- 4 FLOATING PAST (854) 63 46 3 57.8 4/ 2 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 6 0
5/ 5 THE PURGE 209 (868) 68 52 3 56.7 5/ 1 THE PURGE 209 (868) 7 5 1
6/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1068 889 54 54.6 6/ 8 FAST FOOD (724) 7 7 0
7/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396) 453 423 33 51.7 7/ 5 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 7 8 0
8/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 266 266 12 50.0 8/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396) 7 8 0
9/ 8 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 33 34 2 49.3 9/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 5 6 0
10/10 BASH BROS PARK (766) 196 210 11 48.3 10/10 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 4 1 0
11/11 FAST FOOD (724) 290 312 16 48.2 11/12 WHITE WOLVES (832) 4 9 1
12/13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 131 144 3 47.6 12-11 FLOATING PAST (854) 3 5 0
13/12 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 122 139 11 46.7 13-13*MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 2 0 0
14/15 LAZY BOYZ (167) 43 54 7 44.3 14/ 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 1 2 0
15/14 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 64 81 5 44.1 15- 9*N.E.R.D. LIFE (872) 1 4 0
16/ 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 42 60 7 41.2 16/16 BASH BROS PARK (766) 1 4 0
17/16 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 62 92 3 40.3 17/17 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 0 9 0
18/17 WHITE WOLVES (832) 126 214 7 37.1 18-18*QUACK PACK (876) 0 3 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-18*QUACK PACK (876) 0 3 0 0.0 19/15 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I can't keep writing these columns! Silly. I am just a flower. Flowers cannot
write or make sentences, or comprise a paragraph, of determine nouns from verbs from
expletives. come on. Just give me a break. (On the writing only.)
Other than that, just avoid me. I like fighting NPCs -- even that stupid Kung
Foobag. I'll fight you, too, but you will lose and cry and complain. I would just
rather you avoid me. Capiche?
-- Poppy, Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Say good-bye to THE PURGE 209, as they are
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the LAZY BOYZ stable. It was a tough week
for N.E.R.D. LIFE, to drop 6 places in the rankings. Coming up with a solid 3-1-0
outing, WEIRD ALCHEMY has advanced 5 places in the rankings. BOOK OF THOMAS is no
joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 10th place to 10th place. Hey
everybody, watch out for APT. ZZRAB, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after
mashing CARISSIMUS like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. CARISSIMUS was beat by APT. ZZRAB and drops 16
points. The most challenged warrior this week was POPPY. If this keeps up, our
Duelmaster's going to need more avoids! FRENZY got through to the Duelmaster this
turn. No doubt he was more than anxious to kick POPPY's tail out of the throne! In
front of all the crowds, FRENZY took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the
bum two weeks. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NORTH FORK arena. Here's
a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad ROYAL FLUSH? Big bad ROYAL FLUSH. Big
bad ROYAL FLUSH. NORTH FORK's afraid of the big bad ROYAL FLUSH. Tra la la la la!
And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BASH BROS PARK
beats feet every time ROYAL FLUSH smiles at them. Try farming, eh?
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Knowing when to use the right
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRENZY 9949 14 7 0 111 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAUM 10053 14 7 0 123 LAND OF OZ (217)
-DRUDGE 9735 12 6 0 115 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
MONSTER 9618 18 6 2 112 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
SIXSHOT 9919 14 11 3 112 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PILLAGE 10035 16 8 0 105 THE PURGE 209 (868)
WENDY 9727 20 22 0 101 FAST FOOD (724)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 21 29 0 98 FAST FOOD (724)
FEMINIST 10103 11 7 1 94 THE PURGE 209 (868)
GRATILLONIUS 10208 16 18 1 91 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-LOST SHIP 9621 14 5 0 91 FLOATING PAST (854)
ACE REPORTER 9897 13 14 0 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE SINFUL NATURE 9847 16 13 3 90 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURN 10036 16 10 0 88 THE PURGE 209 (868)
POPPY 9927 15 8 0 88 LAND OF OZ (217)
RAINBOW 9841 15 15 0 86 LAND OF OZ (217)
NORTHWIND 9454 14 10 1 86 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
ROTTING WOOD 9896 9 12 0 83 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-MEK-QUAKE 9782 15 13 0 82 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-PLAGUE FACE 9829 9 3 1 82 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054 8 5 0 82 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
TRY ONE 9765 18 17 0 81 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ORIGINAL JOE 10066 10 10 1 81 FAST FOOD (724)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686 10 7 0 79 BASH BROS PARK (766)
VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846 13 16 0 78 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
APT. ZZRAB 1640 8 7 1 78 LAZY BOYZ (167)
RENEWING THE MIND 9904 17 11 1 77 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
BIG TEN 10177 8 3 0 76 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LEGGING LAGAN 9625 12 10 0 73 FLOATING PAST (854)
DIE ROLL 9946 13 6 0 68 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLUB COFFEE 9833 15 16 0 61 FAST FOOD (724)
SERF 10056 12 9 0 59 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
DANCING QUEEN 10133 9 7 1 58 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZIB KLIBZET 1219 10 11 1 56 LAZY BOYZ (167)
CARISSIMUS 10204 12 10 1 54 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-WILE E. COYOTE 10157 4 3 1 53 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
SMOKE KING HOT 10082 11 8 0 51 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DEMETRIUS 10203 7 6 0 51 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092 7 11 0 51 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
ZING 10228 5 4 1 51 LAZY BOYZ (167)
-DRIFTWOOD 9793 5 1 0 51 FLOATING PAST (854)
-LOST MOSS 9792 5 2 1 48 FLOATING PAST (854)
SOCIALISM 10143 6 2 0 47 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055 7 14 1 41 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
BOOTLICKER 10182 9 2 2 40 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-CRASH 10199 4 1 0 38 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
VIRUS 10130 8 9 0 37 THE PURGE 209 (868)
VEXILLARIUS 10085 6 12 0 34 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CHATTEL 10232 3 1 0 34 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SQUINTER 9831 6 7 0 31 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
LUCIUS 10086 5 13 0 28 WHITE WOLVES (832)
READ THE ROOM 10091 4 6 0 28 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
WINCHESTER 10260 3 2 0 28 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-ALCHEMIST 9827 6 3 0 27 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-CLOUD 10200 4 1 0 27 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
-BLANCA 10292 2 0 0 26 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
QUINTUS 10253 3 4 2 25 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CUZ 10335 2 0 0 24 LAZY BOYZ (167)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VERTIGO 10117 2 7 0 23 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
AUNTIE EM 10254 4 3 0 22 LAND OF OZ (217)
SPOT LIGHT 10261 3 2 0 22 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-CLEF PALATE 10325 1 0 0 21 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-SPYRO 10198 4 1 1 18 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
-FLIMSY FLAM 10323 1 0 0 18 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
APEFACE 10318 3 0 0 16 DARQUE FORCES (396)
THRALL 10344 1 0 0 13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
GOOMBAH 10341 1 0 0 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
MAXIMUS 10296 1 2 0 7 WHITE WOLVES (832)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLANK WARRIOR 10311 0 1 0 7 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
UNION JACK 10329 1 2 0 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
THINGAMABOB 10332 1 2 0 5 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ANTS 10320 1 1 0 4 BASH BROS PARK (766)
FLETCHER 10305 1 1 0 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
STRAW FIRE 10333 0 2 0 2 LAND OF OZ (217)
CRATERUS 10330 0 1 0 1 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEAD 3 10346 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 SHEWISH GIANT 447 NONE
DEAD 4 10347 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 DARK CHAMPION 447 NONE
JAZZ 10304 0 2 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 GABRIEL 10257 445 REVENGED
WHOPPER 9835 9 21 0 FAST FOOD 724 APT. ZZRAB 1640 446
GABRIEL 10257 2 4 1 LAZY BOYZ 167 QUINTUS 10253 447
JACK SQUAT 10108 8 6 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 444
VITELLIUS 10236 1 5 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873 DARK CHAMPION 447 NONE
GLADIUS 10274 2 1 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 BOOTLICKER 10182 445
PERSONAL ADS
Thingamabob -- Thank you for the skills lesson. I promise to try harder next time! --
Maximus
Apeface -- You can change my name to "Shameface!" Eighteen minutes was embarassing to
us both! -- Vitellius
Blanca -- When I selected my weapon and decided to "bury the hatchet" I was not
expecting to bury it in the sand! Congratulations on a well-deserved win! -- Lucius
Zing -- That hurt! -- Quintus
Trials of Victory -- That is three wins to me! I will leave you alone now! Good luck
on the sands! -- Vexillarius
Original Joe -- Thank you for the skills training and letting me keep my head! --
Demetrius
Forbidden Fruit -- Well fought! My manager is "forbidden" to ever tell me to fight you
again! -- Carissimus
Bootlicker -- I will haunt you for the rest of your days! -- Gladius
Frenzy -- Well fought and well avenged! -- Gratillonius
Bootlicker -- Two of our brothers slain by your hand! Enjoy each day as it comes as
your days are now numbered. -- White Wolves
Poppy! Duelmaster! Twice! -- Oz The All Proud
Rotting Wood, well, you used to be pretty good. -- Rainbow
Frenzy, I liked the way that plot played out. -- Baum
Pillage, shall we do it again? -- Poppy
Lost Moss, you floated past too quickly, you varmint! --Auntie Em
Ants, no; no! Not you! -- Straw fire
The day will come. Alexandria, A Mailer, then Tempe and a Turf War. Be prepared. -- Oz
The All Reminding
Forbidden Fruit -- But tasty nonetheless -- Ace Reporter
Club Coffee -- We notice a trend in the makeup of styles on your team(s) -- Dancing
Queen
Zib Klibzet -- Always wanted to check out such an old-time great -- Smoke King Hot
Flimsy Flam -- I feel like I've been unfurled. -- Union Jack
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VITELLIUS was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD 3 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DEAD 4 was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
VEXILLARIUS was defeated by BOOTLICKER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Bloodfeud duel.
FRENZY devastated POPPY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
RAINBOW devastated ROTTING WOOD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
DANCING QUEEN was overpowered by TRY ONE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BIG TEN was bested by THE SINFUL NATURE in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
GRATILLONIUS was viciously subdued by PILLAGE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge melee.
SMOKE KING HOT savagely defeated TRIALS OF VICTORY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
DEMETRIUS was savagely defeated by DIE ROLL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ANTS was defeated by AUNTIE EM in a 1 minute Challenge match.
STRAW FIRE was subdued by MAXIMUS in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
UNION JACK was devastated by SPOT LIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
BAUM overpowered VICTORIOUS FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SIXSHOT overpowered ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT was devastated by MONSTER in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE was bested by FEMINIST in a 1 minute brawl.
CARISSIMUS was overpowered by APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
BURN was savagely defeated by WENDY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's match.
NORTHWIND bested RENEWING THE MIND in a action packed 1 minute veteran's bout.
ORIGINAL JOE demolished ZIB KLIBZET in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CLUB COFFEE won victory over VIRUS in a 1 minute fray.
ZING bested FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute bout.
SERF demolished LUCIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FACE FIERY TRIALS won victory over READ THE ROOM in a 3 minute gory match.
SOCIALISM won victory over CHATTEL in a 1 minute fight.
QUINTUS slew GABRIEL in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
VERTIGO was vanquished by WINCHESTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FLETCHER was handily defeated by CUZ in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
APEFACE won victory over BLANK WARRIOR in a 2 minute novice's bout.
THINGAMABOB was overpowered by THRALL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CRATERUS was savagely defeated by GOOMBAH in a popular 5 minute gory novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 16 LUNGING ATTACK 83 - 72 - 4 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 TOTAL PARRY 49 - 45 - 2 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 STRIKING ATTACK 85 - 93 - 7 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 38 - 4 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 38 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 49 - 73 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 15 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 22 - 3 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 447 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 7 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW FRENZY 9949 14 7 0 111 DARQUE FORCES (396)
STRIKING ATTACK BAUM 10053 14 7 0 123 LAND OF OZ (217)
LUNGING ATTACK MONSTER 9618 18 6 2 112 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
TOTAL PARRY BURN 10036 16 10 0 88 THE PURGE 209 (868)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RENEWING THE MIND 9904 17 11 1 77 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
BASHING ATTACK DIE ROLL 9946 13 6 0 68 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WENDY 9727. The most popular warrior this turn was
VEXILLARIUS 10085. The ten other most popular fighters were GOOMBAH 10341, WENDY
9727, PILLAGE 10035, DIE ROLL 9946, GABRIEL 10257, BLANK WARRIOR 10311, THE SINFUL
NATURE 9847, SMOKE KING HOT 10082, STRAW FIRE 10333, and MONSTER 9618.
The least popular fighter this week was CRATERUS 10330. The other ten least popular
fighters were THINGAMABOB 10332, FLETCHER 10305, VERTIGO 10117, READ THE ROOM 10091,
FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092, LUCIUS 10086, ZIB KLIBZET 1219, CARISSIMUS 10204, ACE
REPORTER 9897, and VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846.