DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/30/2022 Duedate: 09/26/2022
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-448
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FRENZY
DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-9949) [15-7-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY DAISY DUCK
QUACK PACK (876)
(47-10338) [1-0-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WENDY DANCING QUEEN
FAST FOOD (724) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-9727) [20-23-0,92] (47-10133) [10-7-1,84]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAZY BOYZ (167)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 62
2. QUACK PACK (876) 60 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 51 Unchartered Team
4. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 37
5. DARQUE FORCES (396) 23 QUACK PACK (876)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 LAZY BOYZ (167) 10 5 1
2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) %1001 653 34 60.5 2/ 7 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 9 6 0
3- 4 FLOATING PAST (854) 63 46 3 57.8 3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 9 6 0
4/ 5 THE PURGE 209 (868) 69 55 3 55.6 4/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396) 8 5 0
5/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1071 891 54 54.6 5/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 7 4 0
6/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396) 456 423 33 51.9 6/ 3 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 7 5 0
7/ 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 37 35 2 51.4 7/ 6 FAST FOOD (724) 6 7 0
8/ 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 270 266 12 50.4 8/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 6 8 0
9/19*QUACK PACK (876) 4 4 1 50.0 9/10 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 5 5 0
10/11 FAST FOOD (724) 292 314 16 48.2 10/ 5 THE PURGE 209 (868) 5 7 1
11/10 BASH BROS PARK (766) 196 211 11 48.2 11/18*QUACK PACK (876) 4 1 1
12/12 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 133 146 3 47.7 12/19 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 4 3 0
13/13 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 122 143 11 46.0 13/11 WHITE WOLVES (832) 3 10 1
14/14 LAZY BOYZ (167) 46 56 7 45.1 14-13*MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 2 0 0
15/15 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 67 83 5 44.7 15-12 FLOATING PAST (854) 2 1 0
16/16 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 43 62 7 41.0 16/14 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840) 2 4 0
17/17 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 63 96 3 39.6 17/16 BASH BROS PARK (766) 1 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
18/18 WHITE WOLVES (832) 126 219 7 36.5 18/17 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 0 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Poppy, get out of my seat! Up here talking about fields and flowers when you should
be focused punchin' some dudes (or ladies, respectfully) in the face with a trashcan
lid or whatever your style uses.
I still need some more of them, uh, uh, uh political points. Yeah, political points!
I'm not sure what they are, but Darque says I need more of them. Whatever the boss
says, I gotta do, so if you have any of them points, hand them over now! Until such a
time as I get what I need, I'm going to try to stay on this throne.
Now to get all the pollen out of here! I was going to challenge Bum or Baum, but
Sixshot says he wants a shot. I don't know if that was supposed to be some clever
play on words or something, but I have got to go and do Duelmaster stuff. Not sure
what that is, but I figure kicking sand in people's eyes, stabbing them before they
stab me, and collecting a big fat gold pouch from the boss is in the equation.
See you next turn, chumps!
-- Frenzy
SPY REPORT
Good day, in NORTH FORK a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets
poor. So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. Now keep the taverns open
late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for THE PURGE 209, whose 1-3-0 this turn
dropped them by 5 into 10th. QUACK PACK stable has parlayed this turn's 4-1-1 into a
7 space move up the rankings. This brings them up to 11th place. Good work, guys!
The TEAM HAS NO NAME guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the
future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, DANCING
QUEEN fought BURN and gained 26 points and contributed to ROYAL FLUSH's 3-2-0. ACE
REPORTER has lost to TRY ONE, falling 14 points, while helping make ROYAL FLUSH a
3-2-0 turn. Defending his title for another turn, FRENZY kept FAST FOOD's warrior,
WENDY, from claiming the throne. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last
night, cramped under the table at The Warty Toad?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. LAND OF OZ has cause to stand tall, as
they were NORTH FORK's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And avoiding LAND OF OZ more than any other team we find DARQUE FORCES. NORTH
FORK, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? The most challenged
warrior this turn was ABERRANT 5 BLADES' warrior FACE FIERY TRIALS. More fighters
challenged her than challenged the Duelmaster! Tsk, tsk, tsk. VERTIGO, does your
manager know you're challenging down 22 points to fight CRATERUS from WHITE MAIMERS?
I thought challenges were for warriors, not cowards looking for easy wins. VERTIGO
defeated CRATERUS, is nothing sacred? In a brave attempt, READ THE ROOM from
DOWNWARD SPIRAL challenged up 23 points to fight FACE FIERY TRIALS from the ABERRANT
5 BLADES stable. READ THE ROOM perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was
overcame by FACE FIERY TRIALS and ended up with 29 recognition points.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. You gotta do what you gotta do. WHITE WOLVES has sent LUCIUS to the Dark
Arena. The deed is done. Lift the ale, and toast the memory. Congratulations go
out to ROYAL FLUSH, with BIG TEN revenging a bloodfeud against THE SINFUL NATURE of
ABERRANT 5 BLADES. Kudos go out to ZING this turn, for revenging LAZY BOYZ's
bloodfeud against WHITE WOLVES' warrior QUINTUS. Well done. We'd like to remind
certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's
considered rude.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in NORTH FORK and I've a long road ahead
of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond
the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRENZY 9949 15 7 0 122 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIXSHOT 9919 15 11 3 122 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PILLAGE 10035 17 8 0 117 THE PURGE 209 (868)
-DRUDGE 9735 12 6 0 115 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 22 29 0 107 FAST FOOD (724)
POPPY 9927 16 8 0 98 LAND OF OZ (217)
MONSTER 9618 18 7 2 97 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
PLAGUE FACE 9829 10 3 1 97 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
TRY ONE 9765 19 17 0 96 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BAUM 10053 14 8 0 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
BIG TEN 10177 9 3 0 96 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
WENDY 9727 20 23 0 92 FAST FOOD (724)
GRATILLONIUS 10208 16 19 1 92 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054 9 5 0 92 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-LOST SHIP 9621 14 5 0 91 FLOATING PAST (854)
FEMINIST 10103 11 8 1 91 THE PURGE 209 (868)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURN 10036 16 11 0 89 THE PURGE 209 (868)
DIE ROLL 9946 14 6 0 85 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
RENEWING THE MIND 9904 18 11 1 84 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
DANCING QUEEN 10133 10 7 1 84 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
APT. ZZRAB 1640 9 7 1 84 LAZY BOYZ (167)
-ROTTING WOOD 9896 9 12 0 83 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-MEK-QUAKE 9782 15 13 0 82 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BROKEN FAUCET 9686 10 7 0 79 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ACE REPORTER 9897 13 15 0 77 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
NORTHWIND 9454 14 11 1 76 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
ORIGINAL JOE 10066 10 11 1 76 FAST FOOD (724)
THE SINFUL NATURE 9847 16 14 3 75 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
RAINBOW 9841 15 16 0 74 LAND OF OZ (217)
VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846 13 17 0 74 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-LEGGING LAGAN 9625 12 10 0 73 FLOATING PAST (854)
SERF 10056 13 9 0 70 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 16 16 0 69 FAST FOOD (724)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZIB KLIBZET 1219 11 11 1 61 LAZY BOYZ (167)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SMOKE KING HOT 10082 12 8 0 55 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ZING 10228 6 4 1 55 LAZY BOYZ (167)
FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092 8 11 0 53 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-WILE E. COYOTE 10157 4 3 1 53 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-DRIFTWOOD 9793 5 1 0 51 FLOATING PAST (854)
CARISSIMUS 10204 12 11 1 50 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-LOST MOSS 9792 5 2 1 48 FLOATING PAST (854)
SQUINTER 9831 7 7 0 47 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055 8 14 1 45 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
ALCHEMIST 9827 7 3 0 45 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
BOOTLICKER 10182 10 2 2 44 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
DEMETRIUS 10203 7 7 0 44 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
VIRUS 10130 8 10 0 38 THE PURGE 209 (868)
VEXILLARIUS 10085 6 13 0 36 WHITE WOLVES (832)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOCIALISM 10143 6 3 0 35 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
CHATTEL 10232 3 2 0 35 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AUNTIE EM 10254 5 3 0 33 LAND OF OZ (217)
WINCHESTER 10260 4 2 0 33 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
READ THE ROOM 10091 4 7 0 29 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
VERTIGO 10117 3 7 0 27 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUINTUS 10253 3 5 2 23 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CUZ 10335 2 1 0 22 LAZY BOYZ (167)
DAISY DUCK 10338 1 0 0 21 QUACK PACK (876)
-CLEF PALATE 10325 1 0 0 21 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
APEFACE 10318 4 0 0 18 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-FLIMSY FLAM 10323 1 0 0 18 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
GOOMBAH 10341 2 0 0 17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
THINGAMABOB 10332 2 2 0 15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LUCKY DUCKY 10340 1 0 0 14 QUACK PACK (876)
SPOT LIGHT 10261 3 3 0 13 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
STRAW FIRE 10333 1 2 0 13 LAND OF OZ (217)
DONALD DUCK 10339 1 0 1 10 QUACK PACK (876)
RUBBER DUCKY 10315 1 0 0 10 QUACK PACK (876)
UNION JACK 10329 1 3 0 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
MAXIMUS 10296 1 3 0 6 WHITE WOLVES (832)
FLETCHER 10305 1 2 0 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
HOWARD THE DUCK 10316 0 1 0 5 QUACK PACK (876)
ZIT 10348 0 1 0 3 LAZY BOYZ (167)
CRATERUS 10330 0 2 0 2 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
LEONNATIAS 10343 0 1 0 1 WHITE WOLVES (832)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ANTS 10320 1 2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 DONALD DUCK 10339 448
JAZZ 10304 0 2 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 GABRIEL 10257 445 REVENGED
WHOPPER 9835 9 21 0 FAST FOOD 724 APT. ZZRAB 1640 446
GABRIEL 10257 2 4 1 LAZY BOYZ 167 QUINTUS 10253 447 JUST REVENGED
JACK SQUAT 10108 8 6 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 444 JUST REVENGED
THRALL 10344 1 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 BLACK ORC 448 NONE
BLANK WARRIOR 10311 0 2 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 HIGH ELF 448 NONE
GLADIUS 10274 2 1 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 BOOTLICKER 10182 445
LUCIUS 10086 5 14 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 BANDIT PRINCE 448 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Try One -- I did, and I liked the skills it taught me -- Dancing Queen
The Sinful Nature -- I didn't even realize we had an active bloodfeud against you.
So I'm changing weapons and issuing a BF challenge this turn -- Big Ten
Trials of Victory -- Thanks for keeping us from getting shut out last turn -- Smoke
King Hot
Spot Light -- I honestly didn't think your team would be active when I sent that
challenge. Welcome back -- Union Jack
Sixshot -- So American of you. Someone seeks a truthful answer, and you shoot them
with a bullet -- Ace Reporter
Smoke King Hot -- I don't blame you. I'd go after the older ones, too. -- Zib
Quintus -- Oh my, no hard feelings, but you're still getting bf'd. -- Teeter
Zib Klizbet -- I am sure you will win "hands down" next time we meet! -- Carissimus
Bootlicker -- I haven't given up yet! -- Vexillarius
Apt. ZZRAB -- My head still hurts but the pain was worth it for the training lesson!
-- Carissimus
Die Roll -- That didn't turn out as I expected! -- Demetrius
Pillage -- Congratulations on your win! I consider myself lucky to have survived! --
Gratillonius
Goombah --Well met and well fought! I will watch your career with interest! --
Craterus
Straw Fire -- Better luck next time! -- Maximus
Serf -- Congratulations on your victory! You will not be seeing me again! -- Lucius
Gabriel -- R.I.P. -- Quintus
Lazy Boyz -- Sorry for your loss! -- Quintus
Oz -- I'm glad you enjoyed Rotting Wood NOT being good for a short time. He's all
ready for the TW now. -- Assur
P.S. Now it is my job to remember the next time I send in a strat to actually fill it
out!!!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LUCIUS was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLANK WARRIOR was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
THRALL was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BIG TEN demolished THE SINFUL NATURE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
ZING devastated QUINTUS in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
VEXILLARIUS was subdued by BOOTLICKER in a 5 minute Bloodfeud competition.
GRATILLONIUS was overpowered by FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
SIXSHOT bested BAUM in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
POPPY won victory over FEMINIST in a action packed 3 minute expert's Challenge duel.
TRY ONE overpowered ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DIE ROLL savagely defeated RAINBOW in a exciting 6 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
DEMETRIUS was overpowered by CLUB COFFEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CARISSIMUS was demolished by SERF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
READ THE ROOM was bested by FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
SQUINTER subdued SOCIALISM in a 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
VERTIGO handily defeated CRATERUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
MAXIMUS was vanquished by WINCHESTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
UNION JACK was vanquished by THINGAMABOB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FRENZY devastated WENDY in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
PILLAGE savagely defeated MONSTER in a exciting 1 minute brutal veteran's bout.
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute fight.
APT. ZZRAB bested VICTORIOUS FAITH in a popular 1 minute bout.
NORTHWIND was vanquished by PLAGUE FACE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BURN was outwaited by DANCING QUEEN in a popular 7 minute mismatched fray.
ORIGINAL JOE was subdued by RENEWING THE MIND in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
ZIB KLIBZET overpowered VIRUS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHATTEL was luckily beaten by TRIALS OF VICTORY in a exciting 1 minute bout.
SMOKE KING HOT vanquished CUZ in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ALCHEMIST handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 4 minute brutal uneven bout.
AUNTIE EM handily defeated SPOT LIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLETCHER was overpowered by STRAW FIRE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GOOMBAH handily defeated HOWARD THE DUCK in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
APEFACE defeated ZIT in a exciting 3 minute novice's fight.
ANTS was killed by DONALD DUCK in a 1 minute novice's fray.
DAISY DUCK devastated STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUCKY DUCKY devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
RUBBER DUCKY devastated LEONNATIAS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 17 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 39 - 2 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 LUNGING ATTACK 71 - 63 - 4 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 STRIKING ATTACK 78 - 85 - 6 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 AIMED BLOW 49 - 64 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 32 - 5 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 39 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 15 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 20 - 2 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 448 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 8 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 8 5 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW FRENZY 9949 15 7 0 122 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LUNGING ATTACK SIXSHOT 9919 15 11 3 122 DARQUE FORCES (396)
TOTAL PARRY POPPY 9927 16 8 0 98 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK PLAGUE FACE 9829 10 3 1 97 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
BASHING ATTACK DIE ROLL 9946 14 6 0 85 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RENEWING THE MIND 9904 18 11 1 84 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WENDY 9727. The most popular warrior this turn was
DANCING QUEEN 10133. The ten other most popular fighters were VEXILLARIUS 10085, DIE
ROLL 9946, FEMINIST 10103, MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054, ZIT 10348, SQUINTER 9831,
ALCHEMIST 9827, SOCIALISM 10143, PILLAGE 10035, and PLAGUE FACE 9829.
The least popular fighter this week was LEONNATIAS 10343. The other ten least
popular fighters were HOWARD THE DUCK 10316, FLETCHER 10305, SPOT LIGHT 10261, CUZ
10335, VIRUS 10130, WENDY 9727, UNION JACK 10329, MAXIMUS 10296, CRATERUS 10330, and
CARISSIMUS 10204.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SIXSHOT (47-9919) DARQUE FORCES (396)
PILLAGE (47-10035) THE PURGE 209 (868)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT (47-9632) FAST FOOD (724)