DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/22/2022    Duedate: 12/19/2022

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-451

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRATILLONIUS
WHITE MAIMERS (873)
(47-10208) [17-19-1,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TRY ONE                        CLEF PALATE
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)            MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
(47-9765) [21-18-0,112]        (47-10325) [4-0-1,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WENDY                          CRASH
FAST FOOD (724)                N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
(47-9727) [20-26-0,86]         (47-10199) [4-2-0,38]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BOOK OF THOMAS (801)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (801)        36
2. BASH BROS PARK (766)        36      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. QUACK PACK (876)            35      Unchartered Team
4. LAZY BOYZ (167)             34
5. STARFLEET COMMAND (878)     29      N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)       19  10  1 65.5   1/10 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      8  6 0
 2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1007 662 34 60.3   2/ 2 LAZY BOYZ (167)           8  7 0
 3/ 2*MUSIC MAYHEM (877)         6   4  1 60.0   3/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (396)       6  2 0
 4- 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     399 284 42 58.4   4/13 WHITE WOLVES (832)        6  7 0
 5/ 0 SHEWISH DINER (806)      198 148 15 57.2   5/ 8 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   6  9 1
 6- 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1074 893 54 54.6   6/ 9 LAND OF OZ (217)          6  9 0
 7/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868)       73  63  3 53.7   7/15*N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)       5  2 0
 8/11*QUACK PACK (876)           9   8  2 52.9   8/ 3*QUACK PACK (876)          5  4 1
 9/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)      462 425 33 52.1   9/ 7 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     5  5 0
10- 8 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    39  37  2 51.3  10/16 ERRATA! (760)             4  3 0
11/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      273 273 12 50.0  11/14*MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        4  4 1
12-10 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)    109 109 10 50.0  12/11 THE PURGE 209 (868)       4  8 0
13/16 ERRATA! (760)             45  48  0 48.4  13- 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          3  2 0
14/12 BASH BROS PARK (766)     197 212 11 48.2  14/ 6 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       3  7 0
15/14 FAST FOOD (724)          295 321 16 47.9  15/12 FAST FOOD (724)           3  7 0
16/13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     134 146  4 47.9  16- 4 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    2  2 0
17/15 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    138 151  3 47.8  17-17*ASSASSIN NATION (790)     2  3 0
18/18 LAZY BOYZ (167)           54  63  7 46.2  18/23*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)   2  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      123 147 11 45.6  19/24 BASH BROS PARK (766)      1  1 0
20/19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     70  85  1 45.2  20-18 SECOND BANANAS (573)      1  2 0
21/20 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   73  92  6 44.2  21/22 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       1  4 0
22-21*ASSASSIN NATION (790)     10  13  1 43.5  22-19 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     1  4 0
23/22 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      71 102  3 41.0  23/21 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      0  6 0
24-23 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     43  65  7 39.8  24-20 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     0  3 0
25/24 WHITE WOLVES (832)       132 226  7 36.9  25/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD! (879)      0  2 0
26/25*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)    2   5  0 28.6  26/25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     0  2 0
27/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD! (879)       0   2  0  0.0  27/ 0 SHEWISH DINER (806)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

CURRENT STATUS of TW entries 10-30-22

     STICK A FORK IN IT
          2nd Banana (Mannequin)
          Royal Flush (Crip)
          Land Of Oz (Oz)
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     (Alliance name yet unknown) Otis, Blackhart, and Gentleben
     ----------------------------------------------------
     Master Darque, Dr F., J.E.
     -------------------------------------------------
     Assur -- Bash Bros Park
     OAB -- Shewish Buffet
     La Guillotine -- Weird Alchemy
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     Madand and Paradox looking for a 3rd.

          -- Oz The All Communicative

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in NORTH FORK a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can 
make the difference, as DARQUE FORCES is pushed out of top team by BOOK OF THOMAS, 
who came from 10th with a 3-1-0 this turn.  BOOK OF THOMAS stable has parlayed this 
turn's 3-1-0 into a 9 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 1st place.  
Good work, guys!  And let's see, VICTORIOUS FAITH fought POPPY and gained 23 points 
and contributed to ABERRANT 5 BLADES' 3-2-0.  POPPY has lost to VICTORIOUS FAITH, 
falling 15 points, while helping make LAND OF OZ a 3-2-0 turn.  GRATILLONIUS 
challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone FAST FOOD's 
warrior.  And all eyes were on GRATILLONIUS this turn as he ascended to the throne of 
Duelmaster.  NORTH FORK has a new victor!  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard 
from unimpeachable sources that The Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew.  
Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  N.E.R.D. LIFE has cause to stand 
tall, as they were NORTH FORK's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a 
team to beat.  And avoiding N.E.R.D. LIFE more than any other team we find WHITE 
MAIMERS.  NORTH FORK, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, 
sports fans, take notice that CLUB COFFEE from FAST FOOD was NORTH FORK's most 
challenged warrior this turn.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that NORTH FORK 
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in NORTH FORK and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in NORTH FORK again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRATILLONIUS 10208           17  19  1   103       WHITE MAIMERS (873)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRUDGE 9735                  12   6  0   115       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 TRY ONE 9765                 21  18  0   112       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BAUM 10053                   16   9  0   105       LAND OF OZ (217)
-SHEIK TZU 9452               12  19  0   105       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054     11   5  0   105       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 BURN 10036                   18  12  0   102       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904       20  12  2   100       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-DANCING QUEEN 10133          11   7  1   100       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846        15  18  0    99       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           11   7  0    98       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-PLAGUE FACE 9829             10   3  1    97       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-BIG TEN 10177                 9   4  0    95       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RAINBOW 9841                 17  17  0    93       LAND OF OZ (217)
-SERF 10056                   14   9  0    92       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 ZIB KLIBZET 1219             13  12  1    92       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066           12  12  1    92       FAST FOOD (724)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      10   7  1    90       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 CLANCY 7713                  10   8  0    90       ERRATA! (760)
-GOB BLUTH 9478               15  11  2    87       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716              9   9  0    87       ERRATA! (760)
 WENDY 9727                   20  26  0    86       FAST FOOD (724)
 FEMINIST 10103               12  10  1    84       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640              10   9  1    84       LAZY BOYZ (167)
-ROTTING WOOD 9896             9  12  0    83       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-MEK-QUAKE 9782               15  13  0    82       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-JURINE CAKE 9371             14  11  0    82       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-HILLARY 9534                 13  12  1    79       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 POPPY 9927                   16  11  0    75       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             17  18  0    74       FAST FOOD (724)
-ACE REPORTER 9897            13  16  0    74       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 NORTHWIND 9454               16  12  1    73       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-RUBEUS HALBERD 10058          8   7  1    73       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847       16  17  3    72       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-KING CHARLES 9451            14  16  0    71       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 DIE ROLL 9946                14   9  0    69       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SMOKE KING HOT 10082         13   8  0    66       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BOOTLICKER 10182             11   4  2    65       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CHATTEL 10232                 6   2  0    61       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONWAY 9720                  10   6  1    55       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CLEF PALATE 10325             4   0  1    53       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-WILE E. COYOTE 10157          4   3  1    53       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 CARISSIMUS 10204             12  12  1    51       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 WINCHESTER 10260              6   3  0    51       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       9  16  1    48       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 VEXILLARIUS 10085             7  15  0    47       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-ALCHEMIST 9827                7   3  0    45       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 APEFACE 10318                 7   0  0    45       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       9  13  0    44       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 CLOUD 10200                   5   2  0    41       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
-CUDGEL PUFF 10083             8   4  0    39       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRASH 10199                   4   2  0    38       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 PARA 7767                     8  10  0    36       ERRATA! (760)
-SOCIALISM 10143               6   4  0    36       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 BLANCA 10292                  3   0  0    36       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
-SITH TZU LORD 10095           5   4  0    34       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPYRO 10198                   6   1  1    33       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 CUZ 10335                     3   3  0    33       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 ZIT 10348                     2   2  0    31       LAZY BOYZ (167)
-FLIMSY FLAM 10323             2   1  0    31       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 DEMETRIUS 10203               7   8  0    30       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-READ THE ROOM 10091           4   8  0    30       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-VERTIGO 10117                 3   8  0    27       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 3   4  0    26       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-SLOW COOK 10165               3   1  0    25       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 LUCKY DUCKY 10340             3   0  1    24       QUACK PACK (876)
-THERMOS 10119                 2   0  0    24       ERRATA! (760)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENCE 9902               2   1  1    23       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 GOOMBAH 10341                 3   2  0    22       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 QUINTUS 10253                 3   8  2    19       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 RUBBER DUCKY 10315            2   1  0    19       QUACK PACK (876)
 LEONNATIAS 10343              2   2  0    18       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 FLETCHER 10305                3   3  0    17       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 HOWARD THE DUCK 10316         2   1  0    17       QUACK PACK (876)
-DISORDER 9939                 2   1  0    17       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 DAISY DUCK 10338              1   2  0    17       QUACK PACK (876)
 PREDATORS 10322               0   1  0    17       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-UNION JACK 10329              2   3  0    14       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-GRUESOME 10005                1   1  0    14       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 DONALD DUCK 10339             1   1  1    13       QUACK PACK (876)
 ZOE 10379                     1   0  0    11       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 STRAW FIRE 10333              1   5  0    10       LAND OF OZ (217)
 NEO 10350                     1   0  0    10       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
-BEDLAM 9956                   1   2  0     9       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 NYOTAH UHURA 10370            1   0  0     9       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249       0   1  0     9       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 JAMES T. KIRK 10369           1   0  0     7       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
-COSTELLO 10245                0   1  0     7       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SPOCK 10367                   0   1  0     7       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 EUPHEMIUS 10378               1   0  0     6       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MISS GULCH 10389              1   0  0     5       LAND OF OZ (217)
-HIDEOUS 10006                 0   2  0     3       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 CRATERUS 10330                0   3  0     3       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 HIKARU SULU 10397             0   1  0     1       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 SUETONIUS 10353               0   1  0     1       WHITE MAIMERS (873)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ANTS 10320              1  2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   DONALD DUCK 10339     448   
SPOT LIGHT 10261        3  5 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   CLEF PALATE 10325     450   
STALKER 10388           0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   DARK CHAMPION         451  NONE
TOURNEY ANTICIP 10377   0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    STONE GOLEM           451  NONE
GABRIEL 10257           2  4 1 LAZY BOYZ 167        QUINTUS 10253         447  JUST REVENGED
ZING 10228              7  5 1 LAZY BOYZ 167        RENEWING THE MIN 9904 450   
DEAD 10363              0  1 0 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     SPYMASTER             451  NONE
LYING KING 10385        0  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SPYMASTER             451  NONE
SLAVE 10380             0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  BLACK ORC             451  NONE
BYE 10392               0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD! 879   WURM KIN              451  NONE
SEE YA 10393            0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD! 879   HIGH ELF              451  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA22-3 10383            0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   SHEWISH GIANT         451  NONE
RED SHIRT 3 10398       0  1 0 STARFLEET COMMAN 878 DARK CHAMPION         451  NONE
THINGAMABOB 10332       2  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    LUCKY DUCKY 10340     451   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The team BoBing for Prizes declares for the Turf War.
All may now tremble in terror.
Teams:
     Team Has No Name -- Bubbaganoosh
     Spectral Steel -- Dameon Darkheart
     Satan's Minions -- the Dark One -- Captain
Time's a wastin'. The Turf Wars are nearly upon us. Sign up NOW!
          -- Oz The All-Reminding

Way to go Original Joe, Mighty Duelmaster! -- Oz The All-Covetous

Monster, o.k. you had your Halloween laugh. Now, g'bye. -- Rainbow

Burn, you petal plucker. I hope your fire goes out! -- Poppy

Apeface? Apeface! Master Darque should be ashamed! -- Auntie Em

Disorder, I was certainly in such. -- Straw Fire

Bootlicker, thanks for cleaning my boots. -- Baum

Health. Humility. Honor. The Turf Wars await. -- Oz The All-Philosophical

Downward Spiral -- We used to look up to you guys with admiration but not any more! Continue to challenge down and we will continue to take you down! -- White Wolves

Vertigo -- Thank you for the win and the skills training. Challenge up next time! -- Leonnatias

Read the Room -- Pick on someone your own size next time! -- Maximus

Cuz -- I think I am missing some teeth! -- Quintus

Chattel -- That hurt! -- Vexillarius

Laz-iboyz -- Congratulations on your bloodfeud victories! Are you done now? -- Quintus 

Oz -- I would like to announce another alliance for TW.  Our alliance name is still TBD. -- Master Darque
     Master Darque -- Darque Forces
     Dr. Feelgood -- The Purge 209
     JE -- Errata!

All -- Can't remember if I posted this or not.  Frenzy was 5-9-7-21-9-12-21 AB.  He was good from the get-go because he rolled Poor END and Good DMG.  Faves were not so stellar (okay, just the rhythm and learn were bleh) at VL/VL, SC, Slash tactic, learns

Turf War 13 -- Hello, we are here to announce that North Fork is our turf... granted we only just got here, but this land is ours, probably, if we win, that is. You will be pleased that we are here; we are the Aljafir Knives 47 Alliance.

     Alliance: Aljafir Knives 47 (AK47)
     Teams:    Palinc Kalverus, managing Quack Pack (876)
               Dante Killatroll, managing N.E.R.D. Life (872)
               Admiral M, managing Starfleet Command (878)

TW13 -- I have noticed that an alliance can register on the RSI website. Unfortunately, the Aljafir Knives 47 might be at a disadvantage as we lack the access to magic (internet). We request that all important information be posted in the newsletter. Like

Clef Palate -- Ouch! I will listen to your advice. Avoid... check. -- Daisy Duck

Union Kack -- Squeek squeek squeekers squeek. -- Rubber Ducky 
(Translation: I'm going back to my bathtub... you're mean.)

Costello -- I surprise myself sometimes. Where are my cigars? -- Howard the Duck

Zit -- Quack quack quackers quack. -- Lucky Ducky
(Translation: What can I say? I am my name.)

Assur -- Ants scared me with that deadly bloodlust in his eyes. Sorry, I had to do what I must to make it home to Daisy. -- Donald Duck

Trials of Victory -- If these are my trials I must face them for victory. Sign me up morning, noon, and night. -- Cloud

Bedlam -- You had me scared there for a minute, I thought I was going down, but you then ran into the sharp point of my weapon. Lucky for me, bad for you. -- Spyro

Oz the Great and Wise One -- It seems the Turf Wars are here. So I took your advice and sharpened my warrior's blade but I also sharpened my mind and have been studying every piece of info I could find. Now I have a headache and I'm more confused than whe

OAB/Assur/LG's alliance name for the Turf War is: Eerie Picnic

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LYING KING was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEE YA was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
RED SHIRT 3 was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BYE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
STALKER was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
TOURNEY ANTICIPATION was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEAD was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
SLAVE was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA22-3 was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
CUZ was vanquished by RENEWING THE MIND in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
ZIT vanquished QUINTUS in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Bloodfeud fight.
GRATILLONIUS defeated ORIGINAL JOE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
BAUM handily defeated FEMINIST in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
TRY ONE devastated BURN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
RAINBOW subdued APT. ZZRAB in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
CARISSIMUS was overpowered by CLUB COFFEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CLEF PALATE handily defeated CLOUD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
CRASH was unbelievably bested by APEFACE in a popular 6 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
SPYRO subdued GOOMBAH in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
DONALD DUCK was savagely defeated by LEONNATIAS in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
HOWARD THE DUCK bested STRAW FIRE in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
RUBBER DUCKY overpowered CRATERUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ZIB KLIBZET overpowered DIE ROLL in a 1 minute uneven fray.
CLANCY viciously subdued BOOTLICKER in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
CHERRI BOMB overpowered WENDY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BROKEN FAUCET won victory over THE SINFUL NATURE in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
VICTORIOUS FAITH vanquished POPPY in a action packed 3 minute uneven bout.
NORTHWIND beat VEXILLARIUS in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
DEMETRIUS was handily defeated by WINCHESTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRIALS OF VICTORY defeated MAXIMUS in a 5 minute gruesome uneven fight.
PARA was defeated by BLANCA in a 2 minute match.
CHATTEL demolished FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DAISY DUCK was beaten by FLETCHER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
THINGAMABOB was narrowly killed by LUCKY DUCKY in a 2 minute contest.
NYOTAH UHURA won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute amateur's fight.
JAMES T. KIRK subdued SUETONIUS in a 5 minute amateur's match.
SPOCK was beaten by MISS GULCH in a 1 minute novice's fray.
PREDATORS was demolished by NEO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LATE KNIGHT SNACK was demolished by ZOE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
EUPHEMIUS narrowly defeated HIKARU SULU in a 2 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         LUNGING ATTACK    62 -  51 -  4      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  41 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         STRIKING ATTACK   74 -  77 -  3      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         AIMED BLOW        45 -  61 -  0      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  25 -  2      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  38 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  16 -  2      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  30 -  3      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 451 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  8         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         6 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  7         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TRY ONE 9765               21  18  0  112 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TOTAL PARRY      BURN 10036                 18  12  0  102 THE PURGE 209 (868)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RENEWING THE MIND 9904     20  12  2  100 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
AIMED BLOW       ZIB KLIBZET 1219           13  12  1   92 LAZY BOYZ (167)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLANCY 7713                10   8  0   90 ERRATA! (760)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              14   9  0   69 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SLASHING ATTACK  CLOUD 10200                 5   2  0   41 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WENDY 9727.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CRASH 10199.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE SINFUL NATURE 9847, 
VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846, APT. ZZRAB 1640, CLANCY 7713, BAUM 10053, TRIALS OF VICTORY 
10055, ORIGINAL JOE 10066, TRY ONE 9765, CLUB COFFEE 9833, and LEONNATIAS 10343.

The least popular fighter this week was LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PREDATORS 10322, SPOCK 10367, SUETONIUS 10353, FACE FIERY 
TRIALS 10092, DEMETRIUS 10203, POPPY 9927, CRATERUS 10330, DONALD DUCK 10339, APEFACE 
10318, and CLOUD 10200.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GRATILLONIUS (47-10208) WHITE MAIMERS (873)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KRAMER 5191 (164-119-4)                4  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (88-76-0)        4  3  0         THE OPERA            
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (88-35-0)     2  3  0         THE OPERA            
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 (99-38-0)           2  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ICE WIND 7758 (102-65-2)               4  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 (55-65-2)          0  2  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EAT IT RAW 7996 (53-71-1)              4  3  0         BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK   
MONSTER 9618 (20-7-2)                  1  3  0         BOOK OF THOMAS       
SKYWARP 8063 (64-44-2)                 0  2  0         DARQUE FORCES        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BURN 10036 (18-11-0)                   2  3  0         THE PURGE 209        
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 (10-7-0)            1  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
NORTHWIND 9454 (15-12-1)               1  3  0         BOOK OF THOMAS       
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 (14-12-1)       0  1  0  DEAD   SPECTRAL STEEL       
ROTTING WOOD 9896 (9-12-0)             0  2  0         BASH BROS PARK       
ZIB KLIBZET 1219 (12-12-1)             0  2  0         LAZY BOYZ            

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BAUM 10053 (15-9-0)                    2  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
APT. ZZRAB 1640 (10-8-1)               0  2  0         LAZY BOYZ            
THE WARRIOR 9948 (9-10-0)              0  2  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054 (11-5-0)      8  3  0         TEAM HAS NO NAME     
CLOUD 10200 (5-1-0)                    2  3  0         N.E.R.D. LIFE        
WILE E. COYOTE 10157 (4-3-1)           2  3  0         DOWNWARD SPIRAL      
VERTIGO 10117 (3-8-0)                  1  3  0         DOWNWARD SPIRAL      
LOST MOSS 9792 (5-2-1)                 0  2  0         FLOATING PAST        
SOCIALISM 10143 (6-4-0)                0  2  0         DOWNWARD SPIRAL      

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLOW COOK 10165 (3-1-0)                3  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        
AUNTIE EM 10254 (6-4-0)                1  3  0  DEAD   LAND OF OZ           
BLANCA 10292 (2-0-0)                   0  2  0         N.E.R.D. LIFE        
CRASH 10199 (4-1-0)                    0  2  0         N.E.R.D. LIFE        
SPYRO 10198 (5-1-1)                    0  2  0         N.E.R.D. LIFE        
STRAW FIRE 10333 (1-4-0)               0  2  0         LAND OF OZ           

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
INFLATION 10271 (0-0-0)                6  3  0         DOWNWARD SPIRAL      
DAISY DUCK 10338 (1-1-0)               5  3  0         QUACK PACK           
PREDATORS 10322 (0-0-0)                5  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
RUBBER DUCKY 10315 (1-1-0)             5  3  0         QUACK PACK           
HOWARD THE DUCK 10316 (1-1-0)          3  3  1         QUACK PACK           
LUCKY DUCKY 10340 (2-0-0)              2  3  0         QUACK PACK           
GOOMBAH 10341 (3-1-0)                  1  3  0         WEIRD ALCHEMY        
DONALD DUCK 10339 (1-0-1)              0  2  0         QUACK PACK           
THINGAMABOB 10332 (2-2-0)              0  2  0         WEIRD ALCHEMY        
ZIT 10348 (1-2-0)                      0  2  0         LAZY BOYZ            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COCA CODA 10349 (0-0-0)                5  3  0         MUSIC MAYHEM         
SCOURGE 10351 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
SPLINTER 10354 (0-0-0)                 5  3  1         BASH BROS PARK       
THE GIRL 10375 (0-0-0)                 5  3  0         TEAM HAS NO NAME     
LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249 (0-0-0)        4  3  1         SHEWISH DINER        
NEO 10350 (0-0-0)                      3  3  0         N.E.R.D. LIFE        
HALBERDIER HAUNT 10238 (0-0-0)         1  1  0  DEAD   SPECTRAL STEEL       
MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290 (0-0-0)           2  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      
NYOTAH UHURA 10370 (0-0-0)             2  3  0         STARFLEET COMMAND    
ONSLAUGHT 10352 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
PLANTERS PUNCH 10267 (0-0-0)           2  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        
SPOCK 10367 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         STARFLEET COMMAND    
EDGLER VOSS 10270 (0-0-0)              1  3  0  DEAD   BIG LAKE GROOVE      
JAMES T. KIRK 10369 (0-0-0)            1  3  0         STARFLEET COMMAND    
JUHR ROCKFIST 10268 (0-0-0)            1  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      
LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269 (0-0-0)          1  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      
VOLCANICUS 10376 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
IKIRYO INFANTRY 10359 (0-0-0)          0  2  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
ORANGE JULIUS 10251 (0-0-0)            0  2  0  DEAD   SHEWISH DINER        

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TEN A. SHUSS 1642 (1-1-0)              8  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
JACK EENTHABOCKS 2252 (10-7-0)         6  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
POISON OAK 9449 (7-4-0)                6  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
JACK HAMMER 3790 (9-6-0)               5  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
STEPHEN KING 8308 (10-4-0)             5  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
ACE VENTURA 3131 (4-6-1)               3  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 (13-12-0)         3  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 (9-3-1)            3  3  0         FLOATING PAST        
BOSS TEN 1988 (11-12-0)                2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 (16-16-2)        2  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
BUMBLEBEE 6436 (9-7-0)                 1  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
KILL*SWITCH 5809 (10-4-2)              1  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
JACK RABBIT 4814 (0-1-0)               0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
LUMBER JACK 2909 (1-1-0)               0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
TOP TEN LIST 2953 (3-1-0)              0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLUDGE 8470 (9-5-1)                    5  2  0  DEAD   DARQUE FORCES        
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 (14-6-0)       6  3  0         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE  
FOLLOWER 9839 (7-4-1)                  5  3  0         SATAN'S MINIONS      
BROKEN PLAYGROUND 8274 (0-3-0)         3  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
FLUNKY 9810 (4-2-0)                    3  3  0         SATAN'S MINIONS      
BOMBULOID 4304 (13-10-3)               1  1  0  DEAD   WEIRD ALCHEMY        
ADDICTION 9387 (8-4-0)                 2  3  0         DOWNWARD SPIRAL      
CHILI PEPPER 8663 (11-4-0)             1  3  0         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE  
VANATORUL 10186 (6-3-0)                0  2  0         SOBOLAN PACHET       

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LADY FINGERS 9321 (0-0-0)             10  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        
FRENCH TOAST 9843 (4-1-0)              6  3  0         FAST FOOD            
HOT SAUCE 9697 (6-4-0)                 5  3  0         FAST FOOD            
MUD FIELD 9287 (0-0-0)                 4  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
EUREKA 9667 (1-2-0)                    3  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
AETHER MARINE 8755 (1-1-0)             1  1  0  DEAD   WEIRD ALCHEMY        
BLACK ICE 8459 (0-0-0)                 2  3  1         BASH BROS PARK       
FLOODED 9337 (0-0-0)                   0  2  0         BASH BROS PARK       
OVERGROWN 7853 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0         BASH BROS PARK       
TREBLE DAMAGE 10328 (0-0-0)            0  2  0         MUSIC MAYHEM         
ZING 10228 (7-5-1)                     0  2  0         LAZY BOYZ            

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE CHAMPION 9401 (2-2-1)              8  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      
CREEPY TOUCH 8653 (1-1-1)              6  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      
VERTIGO 10090 (1-0-1)                  3  3  0  DEAD   DOWNWARD SPIRAL      
AUGER 10076 (1-4-0)                    2  3  0         DOWNWARD SPIRAL      
ACE PILOT 8693 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
THE WEAPON 9924 (1-1-0)                0  2  0  DEAD   BIG LAKE GROOVE      

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REVEREND JIM 9229 (0-0-0)              9  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
ANTS 10320 (1-2-0)                     6  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
BRDB THE WARPED 9649 (1-3-0)           4  3  0         WEIRD ALCHEMY        
KORMAN 10246 (0-0-0)                   4  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
TONE DEATH 10327 (0-0-0)               4  3  0         MUSIC MAYHEM         

                 Here are the stylemaster winners from FTF 67 in DC.

Congrats to all!

200 PS - CARTMAN 7-4034            
200 TP - LINT 48-1380              
200 ST - RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857   
200 BA - DMITRI 3-2461             
200 PR - SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681       
200 WS - RED DAWG 41-2689          
200 PL - GEOMANCER 18-4166         
200 SL - LEGACY 18-5620            
200 LU - TARAD 18-181              
200 AB - SMALL POX 84-18995        
201 ST - CEER 96-1537              
201 SL - ZEALOT 6-3656             
201 PS - CADILLAC DUARDO 18-2130   
201 BA - BUTCH 66-1831             
201 PR - CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592      
201 TP - SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610      
201 PL - AFTER 10 BEERS! 84-21651  
201 LU - GROND 69-8678             
201 WS - FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923      
201 AB - MUSH 84-27306             
202 PS - JASON VOORHEES 97-4408    
202 ST - EERIEST EXPECTATION 84-319
202 BA - CYCLOPS 7-4625            
202 PL - ABCESS 18-10356           
202 SL - ONE MIC 36-7580           
202 TP - VANGUARD 4-5966           
202 PR - MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272       
202 WS - HIGH-END BUN 65-7554      
202 LU - DREAM CATCHER 74-3177     
202 AB - TWIG 82-25226             
203 ST - CADEX CFM 18-3366         
203 BA - SUNGLASSES 73-3223        
203 WS - METAL BRACE 7-6453        
203 SL - LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85  
203 TP - COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871    
203 PR - DREAM OF DAY 30-4750      
203 PL - COREA 12-7086             
203 PS - SOLO 40-4614              
203 LU - WATERLOO 16-6545          
203 AB - SHEMP 18-10958            
204 SL - SPYMUSTARD 43-4972        
204 LU - NEVERMORE 9-5846          
204 WS - BUFFALOCALYPSE 96-6114    
204 PL - NESTORIUS 98-6356         
204 AB - WORTH THE HEADACHE 86-3737
204 PS - MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894    
204 BA - JAROBI 24-5158            
204 TP - RARE BREED 28-5350        
204 ST - END OF TIME 22-7377       
204 PR - ROLLY 74-4656             
205 PS - GUY 'N ANNE 18-10794      
205 BA - MAD WORLD 4-7431          
205 PL - FULL OF HOT AIR 82-16328  
205 WS - VERALCHE 84-24771         
205 SL - DOUBLE DOWN 84-57437      
205 PR - DEVIL LINT 85-3009        
205 ST - INFERNAL SNIT 84-44010    
205 LU - ELVIS 85-7038             
205 AB - DOLEMITE 85-24265         
205 TP - GLINT 85-33               
206 PS - HARVEY WALLBANGER 7-5737  
206 PR - NIGHTMARE 85-49357        
206 PL - RODMAN 86-22633           
206 BA - IN SITU 18-11079          
206 WS - PHANTOM OF THE LLAMA 73-70
206 SL - VETERAN 85-46550          
206 TP - CHAINSAW 85-47069         
206 LU - DOOM BAGELS 86-7810       
206 ST - TAKEDOWN 85-44143         
206 AB - EVIL TRIBBLE 85-52462     
207 WS - DEFENDER 86-7919          
207 BA - FIREWALL 54-3322          
207 TP - TEMPEST 86-18400          
207 PS - MILKSHOOK 86-7284         
207 PL - WHISPERJACK 86-14525      
207 AB - CONDITION 86-7094         
207 PR - BAD MOON RISING 86-16673  
207 SL - XOLV 3-8180               
207 ST - DEATH SLALKER 86-9029     
207 LU - MUKTUK 43-5425            
208 PS - ASPIDISKE 78-3519         
208 WS - NEGATIVE REGRET 14-5611   
208 PL - TERRIBLE DRUID 86-20918   
208 SL - ORLANDO FRAZIER 85-51564  
208 TP - MARGTA 25-6282            
208 LU - ALNAIR 50-4070            
208 PR - HIGH PLAINS QUEEN 4-7542  
208 AB - EVIL BUMP KNEED 61-4432   
208 BA - XYN 25-6325               
208 ST - DARKSTAR 10-6736          
209 PL - M.V.P. 73-8951            
209 PS - THE PERSIAN 2-6662        
209 PR - STEEL E STAIR 85-28334    
209 AB - KEEP IT CLASSY 3-8243     
209 TP - STUBBS 86-8387            
209 LU - GHOSTFIRE 86-21652        
209 ST - JANKY 74-4868             
209 WS - PANFORTE 86-8417          
209 BA - USPS 86-17811             
209 SL - SOUL SHADOW 86-20893      
210 SL - AFTER SCHOOL AGGRO 86-1044
210 PS - UNTAMED SAVAGERY 75-4051  
210 PR - OORKE 51-6384             
210 BA - MILKSHAKE 87-1949         
210 PL - SONNY ROOF 28-5898        
210 WS - REGRET 87-1903            
210 LU - PERPLEXED HEMP 85-54912   
210 ST - AVIAG 87-1882             
210 AB - NIGHT HUNGER 51-6302      
210 TP - ROMAN 87-2112