DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/20/2022 Duedate: 01/16/2023
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-452
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TRY ONE
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-9765) [22-18-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TRY ONE SPYRO
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
(47-9765) [22-18-0,123] (47-10198) [7-1-1,50]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WENDY FEMINIST
FAST FOOD (724) THE PURGE 209 (868)
(47-9727) [20-27-0,87] (47-10103) [12-11-1,84]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHEERS (659) 48
2. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 42 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. N.E.R.D. LIFE (872) 41 Unchartered Team
4. SAVAGE SNACKS (880) 35
5. DARQUE FORCES (396) 29 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*N.E.R.D. LIFE (872) 23 10 1 69.7 1/ 7*N.E.R.D. LIFE (872) 9 2 0
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) %1011 663 34 60.4 2/ 2 LAZY BOYZ (167) 8 7 0
3/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806) 199 148 15 57.3 3/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 7 0
4/ 0 SAVAGE SNACKS (880) 16 12 0 57.1 4/ 0 DWARFED (882) 6 4 0
5/ 3*MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 6 5 1 54.5 5/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 6 5 0
6/ 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 232 196 19 54.2 6/ 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 6 8 0
7/ 7 THE PURGE 209 (868) 73 65 3 52.9 7/ 4 WHITE WOLVES (832) 6 8 0
8/ 0 CHEERS (659) 174 158 10 52.4 8/ 5 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 6 9 1
9/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396) 464 428 33 52.0 9/ 3 DARQUE FORCES (396) 5 5 0
10/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 277 273 12 50.4 10/17*ASSASSIN NATION (790) 5 5 0
11/10 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 39 39 2 50.0 11/ 0 CHEERS (659) 4 0 0
12/14 BASH BROS PARK (766) 198 213 11 48.2 12/ 8*QUACK PACK (876) 4 6 1
13/ 0 DWARFED (882) 48 52 2 48.0 13/10 ERRATA! (760) 4 6 0
14/17 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 139 151 3 47.9 14/11*MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 3 2 1
15/15 FAST FOOD (724) 296 324 16 47.7 15/ 0 PSY CORPS (867) 3 2 0
16/16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 134 147 4 47.7 16/ 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 3 2 0
17/ 0 PSY CORPS (867) 45 51 4 46.9 17/ 9 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 3 4 0
18/13 ERRATA! (760) 45 51 0 46.9 18/15 FAST FOOD (724) 3 7 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/22*ASSASSIN NATION (790) 13 15 1 46.4 19/18*STARFLEET COMMAND (878) 3 9 0
20/18 LAZY BOYZ (167) 56 66 7 45.9 20/19 BASH BROS PARK (766) 2 2 0
21-19 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 123 147 11 45.6 21/ 0 SAVAGE SNACKS (880) 2 3 0
22/ 8*QUACK PACK (876) 10 12 2 45.5 22/ 0*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883) 2 6 0
23/20 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 70 86 1 44.9 23/12 THE PURGE 209 (868) 2 7 0
24/21 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 74 96 6 43.5 24/27 SHEWISH DINER (806) 1 1 0
25/23 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 73 105 3 41.0 25/16 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 1 2 0
26/25 WHITE WOLVES (832) 134 229 7 36.9 26-21 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 1 4 0
27/26*STARFLEET COMMAND (878) 3 9 0 25.0 27/23 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 0 4 0
28/ 0*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883) 2 6 0 25.0 28/26 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 0 3 0
29-27*SERPENTS HOLD! (879) 0 2 0 0.0 29-25*SERPENTS HOLD! (879) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
*** CURRENT TW STATUS 12-18-22 ***
(remember need a specific listing on site or NL of:
Team names, Managers, Alliance Title)
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STICK A FORK IN IT
2nd Banana (Mannequin)
Royal Flush (Crip)
Land Of Oz (Oz)
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BOG
Dwarfed (Blackheart)
Cheers (Otis)
Reignncatsndogs (Gentleben)
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TBD (really!)
Darque Forces (Master Darque)
The Purge 209 (Dr. Feelgood)
Errata! (JE)
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EERIE PICNIC
Assur -- Bash Bros Park
OAB -- Shewish Buffet
La Guillotine -- Weird Alchemy
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BOB
Team Has No Name (Bubbaganoosh)
Spectral Steel (Dameon Darkheart
Satan's Minions (the Dark One
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AK47 (Aljafir Knives 47)
Quack Pack (Palinc Kalverus)
N.E.R.D. Life (Dante Killatroll)
Starfleet Command (Admiral M.)
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BAD HABITS
Fast Food (Madwand)
Psycorp (Paradox)
Naruto (Channel Master)
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TEABAG vs World
Savage Snacks (Riff Raff)
Music Mayhem (Vlad)
Wrathmen (Kharadmon)
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There is room for plenty more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Turf Wars are drawing nigh. Do not miss out due to inactivity
or simple carelessness. SIGN UP!
ALSO. It will be each alliance's responsibility to assure the $15 is deducted by RSI.
And The Beat Goes On ...........................................
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt NORTH FORK will ever be the same. It seems the training can make the
difference, as BOOK OF THOMAS is pushed out of top team by N.E.R.D. LIFE, who came
from 7th with a 4-0-0 this turn. It doesn't rain, but it pours for THE PURGE 209
this turn, a 0-2-0 causing a 11 flight drop in the team rankings. Hand that team a
dry towel. WEIRD ALCHEMY stable has parlayed this turn's 4-0-0 into a 9 space move
up the rankings. This brings them up to 5th place. Good work, guys! The N.E.R.D.
LIFE guild has had a 4-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never
know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, BOOTLICKER fought CLANCY and
gained 20 points and contributed to SATAN'S MINIONS' 1-0-0. WINCHESTER has lost to
ABSOLUM, falling 14 points, while helping make BOOK OF THOMAS a 2-3-0 turn. Due to
his absence and inability to defend the throne, GRATILLONIUS has lost the title of
Duelmaster. And not without some honor, TRY ONE now claims the title and throne of
Duelmaster of NORTH FORK. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team
makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark until they win.
Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. WHITE WOLVES has cause to stand tall,
as they were NORTH FORK's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And avoiding WHITE WOLVES more than any other team we find QUACK PACK. NORTH
FORK, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? The most challenged
warrior this turn was WHITE WOLVES' warrior EUPHEMIUS. More fighters challenged him
than challenged the Duelmaster! In a brave attempt, SPYRO from N.E.R.D. LIFE
challenged up 20 points to fight CLEF PALATE from the MUSIC MAYHEM stable. SPYRO
perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he won victory over CLEF PALATE and ended up
with 50 recognition points. TRY ONE of WEIRD ALCHEMY had better have a good reason
for challenging down 10 points in a challenge which he won. I thought TRY ONE showed
great skill and promise when he beat BURN. All right, so I slept through it! Big
deal!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. A farewell moment, if you please,
TROLL of PSY CORPS has been sent to the Dark Arena, and was carried out on its
shield. Congratulations go out to LAZY BOYZ, with ZIB KLIBZET revenging a bloodfeud
against RENEWING THE MIND of ABERRANT 5 BLADES. The Swinging Aardvark declares a
free round for DIE ROLL and all of WEIRD ALCHEMY, for having revenged QUACK PACK's
LUCKY DUCKY for killing one of their comrades. We'd like to remind certain teams not
to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
I like this place, NORTH FORK, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in NORTH FORK, but never good to
wear out my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my
pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRY ONE 9765 22 18 0 123 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOXYGEN 10027 11 7 1 118 PSY CORPS (867)
-DRUDGE 9735 12 6 0 115 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
ZIB KLIBZET 1219 14 12 1 108 LAZY BOYZ (167)
VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846 16 18 0 106 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHEIK TZU 9452 12 19 0 105 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054 11 5 0 105 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
BURN 10036 18 13 0 103 THE PURGE 209 (868)
DIANE 8574 13 10 0 102 CHEERS (659)
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 12 7 0 101 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ORIGINAL JOE 10066 13 12 1 100 FAST FOOD (724)
-KRAG AXEHAND 10437 10 2 0 100 DWARFED (882)
RAINBOW 9841 18 17 0 98 LAND OF OZ (217)
-PLAGUE FACE 9829 10 3 1 97 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
RENEWING THE MIND 9904 20 13 2 95 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
BARSTOOL 5 8253 20 11 0 94 CHEERS (659)
-SERF 10056 14 9 0 92 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410 7 4 0 91 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 10 7 1 90 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
WENDY 9727 20 27 0 87 FAST FOOD (724)
BAUM 10053 16 10 0 87 LAND OF OZ (217)
POPPY 9927 17 11 0 86 LAND OF OZ (217)
BOOTLICKER 10182 12 4 2 85 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
FEMINIST 10103 12 11 1 84 THE PURGE 209 (868)
-ROTTING WOOD 9896 9 12 0 83 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-MEK-QUAKE 9782 15 13 0 82 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-JURINE CAKE 9371 14 11 0 82 SHEWISH DINER (806)
THE WARRIOR 9948 9 11 0 82 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHERRI BOMB 7716 9 10 0 81 ERRATA! (760)
NORTHWIND 9454 17 12 1 80 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
APT. ZZRAB 1640 10 10 1 79 LAZY BOYZ (167)
THE SINFUL NATURE 9847 16 18 3 78 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
THE DELTA 10026 7 12 1 78 PSY CORPS (867)
CLANCY 7713 10 9 0 77 ERRATA! (760)
DIE ROLL 9946 15 9 0 71 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-KING CHARLES 9451 14 16 0 71 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 17 19 0 70 FAST FOOD (724)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHATTEL 10232 6 2 0 61 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
ABSOLUM 10023 6 8 2 59 PSY CORPS (867)
DARK SOHO 10022 12 8 0 57 PSY CORPS (867)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VEXILLARIUS 10085 8 15 0 56 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-CARISSIMUS 10204 12 12 1 51 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
SPYRO 10198 7 1 1 50 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055 9 17 1 49 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
CRASH 10199 5 2 0 47 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
BLANCA 10292 4 0 0 47 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
JERMAN 10446 2 0 0 47 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
EVAN DRAKE 9136 8 4 0 46 CHEERS (659)
FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092 9 14 0 45 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
CLOUD 10200 6 2 0 45 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
ALCHEMIST 9827 7 4 0 41 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
CLEF PALATE 10325 4 1 1 41 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
ZIT 10348 3 2 0 39 LAZY BOYZ (167)
PARA 7767 8 11 0 37 ERRATA! (760)
WINCHESTER 10260 6 4 0 37 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-SITH TZU LORD 10095 5 4 0 34 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
APEFACE 10318 7 1 0 33 DARQUE FORCES (396)
JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404 5 1 0 33 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
GOOMBAH 10341 4 2 0 32 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
QUINTUS 10253 4 8 2 31 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FLIMSY FLAM 10323 2 1 0 31 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-DEMETRIUS 10203 7 8 0 30 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
LUCKY DUCKY 10340 3 1 1 27 QUACK PACK (876)
MAXIMUS 10296 3 5 0 26 WHITE WOLVES (832)
TURBULENCE 9902 3 1 1 25 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
-SLOW COOK 10165 3 1 0 25 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-THERMOS 10119 2 0 0 24 ERRATA! (760)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISORDER 9939 3 1 0 23 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
FLETCHER 10305 4 3 0 21 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
DAISY DUCK 10338 2 2 0 21 QUACK PACK (876)
STRAW FIRE 10333 2 5 0 20 LAND OF OZ (217)
RUBBER DUCKY 10315 2 2 0 20 QUACK PACK (876)
GUNDL STRONGALE 10451 1 0 0 20 DWARFED (882)
BEDLAM 9956 2 2 0 18 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
HOWARD THE DUCK 10316 2 2 0 18 QUACK PACK (876)
MISS GULCH 10389 2 0 0 18 LAND OF OZ (217)
MYSTERY MEAT 10403 1 0 0 18 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
PREDATORS 10322 0 2 0 18 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ONSLAUGHT 10352 1 0 0 17 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249 1 1 0 16 SHEWISH DINER (806)
HIKARU SULU 10397 1 1 0 15 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
DONALD DUCK 10339 1 2 1 14 QUACK PACK (876)
LOKA WARBEARD 10431 1 1 0 14 DWARFED (882)
FATHER BARRY 9294 1 0 0 13 CHEERS (659)
SCOURGE 10351 1 0 0 13 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269 1 0 0 13 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ALENA CRESTFIRE 10399 1 0 0 11 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
GRUESOME 10005 1 2 0 10 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
-NEO 10350 1 0 0 10 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
NYOTAH UHURA 10370 1 1 0 10 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
LEONNATIAS 10343 2 3 0 9 WHITE WOLVES (832)
JAMES T. KIRK 10369 1 1 0 8 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
SPOCK 10367 0 2 0 8 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
JUHR ROCKFIST 10268 1 0 0 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290 0 1 0 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
VIKA STEELBRAID 10428 1 1 0 6 DWARFED (882)
NATA 10443 0 2 0 6 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
DEK IRONARM 10452 1 0 0 5 DWARFED (882)
GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 1 0 0 5 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
VOLCANICUS 10376 0 1 0 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)
EUPHEMIUS 10378 1 1 0 4 WHITE WOLVES (832)
ZOE 10379 1 1 0 4 LAZY BOYZ (167)
-CRATERUS 10330 0 3 0 3 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
MOJO W/CHEESE 10401 0 1 0 3 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
WI 10444 0 2 0 2 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
LION KING 10419 0 1 0 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
MONTGOMERY SCOTT 10450 0 1 0 1 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
-SUETONIUS 10353 0 1 0 1 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HIDEOUS 10006 0 3 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790 BLACK ORC 452 NONE
ANTS 10320 1 2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 DONALD DUCK 10339 448 NOT REVENGED
HEDIES 10387 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 DARK CHAMPION 452 NONE
SHEDIES 10421 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 SPYMASTER 452 NONE
SPOT LIGHT 10261 3 5 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 CLEF PALATE 10325 450
SKULLGRIN 10418 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 MOUNTAIN TROLL 452 NONE
FAT BASTARD 10381 0 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 WURM KIN 452 NONE
CUZ 10335 3 4 0 LAZY BOYZ 167 STONE GOLEM 452 NONE
ZING 10228 7 5 1 LAZY BOYZ 167 RENEWING THE MIN 9904 450 JUST REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TROLL 10025 9 14 0 PSY CORPS 867 WURM KIN 452 NONE
TURF WARS REJEC 10417 0 1 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880 STONE GOLEM 452 NONE
DA22-4 10420 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 DARK CHAMPION 452 NONE
DA BAIT 10374 0 1 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 BANDIT PRINCE 452 NONE
THINGAMABOB 10332 2 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 LUCKY DUCKY 10340 451 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
**** A few ads were cut off last time. Here they are in their entirety: ****
Downward Spiral -- We used to look up to you guys with admiration but not any more!
Continue to challenge down and we will continue to take you down! -- White Wolves
Vertigo -- Thank you for the win and the skills training. Challenge up next time. --
Leonnatias
Oz -- I would like to announce another alliance for TW. Our alliance name is still
TBD. -- Master Darque
Master Darque -- Darque Forces
Dr. Feelgood -- The Purge 209
JE -- Errata!
All -- Can't remember if I posted this or not. Frenzy was 5-9-7-21-9-12-21 AB. He
was good from the get-go because he rolled Poor END and Good DMG. Faves were not so
stellar (okay, just the rhythm and learn were bleh) at VL/VL, SC, Slash tactic, learns
Parry. He'll go to 101 and wait for an open spot. -- Master Darque
Turf War 13 -- Hello, we are here to announce that North Fork is our turf... granted
we only just got here, but this land is ours, probably, if we win, that is. You will
be pleased that we are here; we are the Aljafir Knives 47 Alliance.
Alliance: Aljafir Knives 47 (AK47)
Teams: Palinc Kalverus, managing Quack Pack (876)
Dante Killatroll, managing N.E.R.D. Life (872)
Admiral M, managing Starfleet Command (878)
TW13 -- I have noticed that an alliance can register on the RSI website.
Unfortunately, the Aljafir Knives 47 might be at a disadvantage as we lack the access
to magic (internet). We request that all important information be posted in the
newsletter. Like the alliance with Otis, Blackheart, and Gentleben... what are your
team names? Thank you. -- Palinc Kalverus, Quack Pack
Assur -- Ants scared me with that deadly bloodlust in his eyes. Sorry, I had to do
what I must to make it home to Daisy. -- Donald Duck
Trials of Victory -- If these are my trials I must face them for victory. Sign me up
morning, noon, and night. -- Cloud
Bedlam -- You had me scared there for a minute, I thought I was going down, but you
then ran into the sharp point of my weapon. Lucky for me, bad for you. -- Spyro
Oz the Great and Wise One -- It seems the Turf Wars are here. So I took your advice
and sharpened my warrior's blade but I also sharpened my mind and have been studying
every piece of info I could find. Now I have a headache and I'm more confused than
when I started. So I have brought two of my close Aljafir managers with me to compete.
Until we meet on the sands, happy hunting! -- Dante, mgr. of N.E.R.D. Life (member of
AK47)
*** end of last turn's reposted ads, and now to this turn's ads: ***
All -- For clarification purposes:
The BOG Alliance:
BlackHart -- managing DEATHLY HALLOWS (subject to possible change)
Otis -- managing CHEERS (Capt)
Gentleben -- managing REIGNNCATSNDOGS
Looking for partners in crime for the upcoming Turf War! -- Ghab / Assassin Nation
Sign Up (A detailed sign up is required. for the Turf Wars. Be there or you will be
left behind in a dung heap! -- Oz The All Stimulating
Congrats to Gratillonius, Duelmaster and Lord Protector! A salute to the White
Maimers. -- Oz The All Praising
TVs!? We have TVs? North Forkers with TVs, who just may stand out in the crowd in the
Turf Wars are:
Mega Moose Knuckle -- Team Has No Name (TV Adept)
Ten A. Shuss -- Royal Flush (TV Dead Challengers)
Lady Fingers -- Shewish Diner (TV Dead Adepts)
The Champion -- Big Lake Groove (TV Dead Inits)
Reverend Jim -- second Bananas (TV Dead Apprentices)
We all salute them!
-- Oz The All Envious
Apt Zzrab, I enjoy rolling around with you. (wink) -- Rainbow
Hammer, keep those blades away from me! -- Poppy
Hammer, join the Turf Wars. Madwand needs a third! -- Oz The All Suggesting
Howard The Duck, ok, ok; you made me quack! -- Straw Fire
Feminist, and that's how I feel about that and your type! -- Baum
Spock, how kind of you to be my first! -- Miss Gulch
Health. Humility. Honor. The Turf Wars are drawing nigh. -- Oz The All Philosophical
Quintus -- We kinda liked Gabriel. Now you know, ha. -- Lazy
Quintus -- Sorry about the teeth. Mine will be on the sands shortly. -- Cuz
Miss Gulch -- You were a worthy opponent. It would appear logic failed me. -- Spock
All -- Hailing frequencies are open. I look forward to the lively discussions to come.
-- Nyotah Uhura
Suetonius -- That was a fight worthy of a Klingon. Even KAHN!!! would be impressed. --
James T. Kirk
Euphemius -- Well hello... did you have as much fun as I did? I love to learn new
things. -- Hikaru Sulu
All -- Now that we got those red shirts out of the way, it's warp speed from now on.
-- Montgomery Scott
All -- Just wanted to send a quick communique. My team and I look forward to meeting
you all on the arena floor. -- Admiral M, out. -- End Communication --
Turf Wars 13 -- It is quite unfortunate that our announcement was cut off. It would be
really awesome if the Almighty Inputter Gods writing these ads would reprint those
personal ads that were cut off in the last newsletter. ALL PRAISE THE INPUTTER GODS!!!
-- Palinc Kalverus, Alliance: AK47
See above.
TW13 -- We cannot re-create what we wrote in our announcement, however, we can say
Good Luck to all the alliances. BTW can you please post ALL important information here
in the Personal Ads? Our Alliance has NO ACCESS to the internet, so we are flying
blind on some things. Thank you. -- Aljafir Knives 47
All -- Contest rules for all contests require that all necessary information and
rankings be posted in arena newsletters. While there will generally also be posts
and discussions and opportunities to register and etc. online, the DM newsletters
are considered to be the main source of official contest information. -- RSI
One Armed Bandit -- Hopefully I'll have my answer in this turn right now, but do you
ALSO have another team here called Shewish Buffet? Or is your team, which is
registered for TW13, actually the Shewish Diner (806) team? -- Palinc
Otis, Blackheart, and Gentleben -- Which teams are yours? -- Palinc
Eerie Picnic -- I would like to set things straight. I have only gotten lucky when my
back is pressed against the corner. And my warriors' accuracy sucks ducky. Sorry. --
Palinc Kalverus, Team: Quack Pack
Fletcher -- I should have had you, but you had me. -- Daisy Duck
Leonnatias -- I though I was the exception to the norm, and was impervious versus your
style. I was wrong. Thank you for making me smarter. -- Donald Duck
Craterus -- Squeak, Squeaking. SQUEAK! -- Rubber Ducky
(Translation: OMG, I almost fell in. I WON!)
Thingamabob -- Quack, Quacking QUACK! -- Lucky Ducky
(Translation: Sorry, I was DESPERATE!)
Straw Fire -- Oops, I flicked my cigar butt at you... you're on FIRE! Stop, drop, and
DA. -- Howard the Duck
Clef Palate -- What the heck? With that clef I thought you could not fight. Sure
showed me. -- Cloud
Apeface -- Vendetta! That was so not cool. -- Crash
Goombah -- I would say sorry about that, yet I would be lying. -- Spyro
Para -- Next time I'll just stand still. Maybe then you could hit me. -- Blanca
Predators -- Congrats on the tourney, too bad it did not help you vs. me. -- Neo
All -- Let the Turf Wars begin! May your blade stay s dull as your manager's mind.
Hopefully AK47 blows this contest away. -- Dante Killatroll (mgr. of Nerd Life and
capt. of AK47)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TROLL was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CUZ was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
HIDEOUS was put to death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TURF WARS REJECT was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
SKULLGRIN was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FAT BASTARD was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA BAIT was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
HEDIES was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DA22-4 was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SHEDIES was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
ZIB KLIBZET slimly won victory over RENEWING THE MIND in a 4 minute Bloodfeud fight.
DIE ROLL overpowered LUCKY DUCKY in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
TRY ONE overcame BURN in a exciting 2 minute brutal veteran's Challenge Title bout.
RAINBOW unbelievably bested FEMINIST in a 3 minute master's Challenge conflict.
POPPY bested APT. ZZRAB in a crowd pleasing 6 minute master's Challenge bout.
BLANCA savagely defeated APEFACE in a tiring 25 minute bloody Challenge duel.
SPYRO unbelievably bested CLEF PALATE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fray.
HOWARD THE DUCK was bested by DISORDER in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
PREDATORS was bested by STRAW FIRE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
HIKARU SULU demolished EUPHEMIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MISS GULCH overpowered JAMES T. KIRK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NYOTAH UHURA was bested by BEDLAM in a popular 3 minute novice's Challenge contest.
TOXYGEN vanquished CHERRI BOMB in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VICTORIOUS FAITH handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BROKEN FAUCET unbelievably bested THE SINFUL NATURE in a 3 minute veteran's bout.
BAUM was defeated by DIANE in a 2 minute gory veteran's duel.
BARSTOOL 5 unbelievably bested THE WARRIOR in a exciting 3 minute veteran's fight.
ORIGINAL JOE vanquished THE DELTA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CLANCY slimly lost to BOOTLICKER in a action packed 4 minute bout.
NORTHWIND savagely defeated CLUB COFFEE in a 2 minute brutal expert's competition.
WENDY was overpowered by CARAMEL KHARADMON in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DARK SOHO savagely defeated FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 2 minute gory veteran's match.
JERMAN CHOC CAKE was savagely defeated by CRASH in a 2 minute brutal bout.
ABSOLUM overpowered WINCHESTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ALCHEMIST was bested by VEXILLARIUS in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
TRIALS OF VICTORY was subdued by EVAN DRAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
PARA was overpowered by JERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CLOUD subdued MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
ZIT vanquished RUBBER DUCKY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLETCHER won victory over GRUESOME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
QUINTUS demolished HAMMER in a 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
DAISY DUCK savagely defeated WI in a action packed 2 minute gruesome battle.
DONALD DUCK was bested by LATE KNIGHT SNACK in a 1 minute match.
GOOMBAH handily defeated LOKA WARBEARD in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
TURBULENCE bested SPOCK in a 1 minute match.
VIKA STEELBRAID was handily defeated by ONSLAUGHT in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
ZOE was demolished by MYSTERY MEAT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LEONNATIAS was demolished by GUNDL STRONGALE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NATA was overpowered by LYXIA ROSEPETAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MOJO W/CHEESE was overpowered by ALENA CRESTFIRE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
FATHER BARRY demolished MAHX OHVERFAIL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JUHR ROCKFIST beat VOLCANICUS in a 1 minute novice's battle.
SCOURGE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LION KING slimly lost to GLOCKENSPIEL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's conflict.
MONTGOMERY SCOTT was narrowly defeated by DEK IRONARM in a 3 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 TOTAL PARRY 49 - 43 - 1 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 STRIKING ATTACK 79 - 77 - 3 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 14 LUNGING ATTACK 56 - 56 - 3 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 AIMED BLOW 44 - 57 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 29 - 1 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 41 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 33 - 2 31 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 18 - 2 31 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 452 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 11 4 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 7
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK TRY ONE 9765 22 18 0 123 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LUNGING ATTACK TOXYGEN 10027 11 7 1 118 PSY CORPS (867)
AIMED BLOW ZIB KLIBZET 1219 14 12 1 108 LAZY BOYZ (167)
TOTAL PARRY BURN 10036 18 13 0 103 THE PURGE 209 (868)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DIANE 8574 13 10 0 102 CHEERS (659)
SLASHING ATTACK CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410 7 4 0 91 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
BASHING ATTACK DIE ROLL 9946 15 9 0 71 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
WALL OF STEEL SPYRO 10198 7 1 1 50 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WENDY 9727. The most popular warrior this turn was
FEMINIST 10103. The ten other most popular fighters were APT. ZZRAB 1640, THE SINFUL
NATURE 9847, ZIB KLIBZET 1219, TRY ONE 9765, CLANCY 7713, BEDLAM 9956, VEXILLARIUS
10085, RENEWING THE MIND 9904, THE WARRIOR 9948, and CLOUD 10200.
The least popular fighter this week was APEFACE 10318. The other ten least popular
fighters were BLANCA 10292, VOLCANICUS 10376, MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290, MOJO W/CHEESE
10401, NATA 10443, LEONNATIAS 10343, ZOE 10379, SPOCK 10367, RUBBER DUCKY 10315, and
PARA 7767.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GRATILLONIUS (47-10208) WHITE MAIMERS (873)
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