DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/14/2023    Duedate: 03/13/2023

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-454

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BURN
THE PURGE 209 (868)
(47-10036) [20-13-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOXYGEN                        JERMAN
PSY CORPS (867)                WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
(47-10027) [13-7-1,139]        (47-10446) [4-0-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHEIK TZU                      SHEIK TZU
REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)          REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
(47-9452) [13-20-1,100]        (47-9452) [13-20-1,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)      51
2. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)        47      N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
3. SHEWISH DINER (806)         41      Unchartered Team
4. SECOND BANANAS (573)        39
5. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         36      MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)       30  13  1 69.8   1/ 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      11  3 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1017 667 34 60.4   2/ 2 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)      11  3 0
 3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     406 287 43 58.6   3/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  5 0
 4/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)      205 152 15 57.4   4/ 8 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  3 0
 5/ 6*MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        12   9  1 57.1   5/10*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      9  4 0
 6/22*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      10   8  0 55.6   6- 3 CHEERS (659)              8  1 0
 7/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1079 898 54 54.6   7/ 9 PSY CORPS (867)           8  7 0
 8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    236 202 19 53.9   8/23 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  3 1
 9/ 9 THE PURGE 209 (868)       79  69  3 53.4   9/24 SHEWISH DINER (806)       7  4 0
10-10 CHEERS (659)             178 159 10 52.8  10/12 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     7  4 0
11/ 4 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       20  18  0 52.6  11/17 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    7  5 1
12/12 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    46  42  3 52.3  12/21 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  8 1
13/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)      469 433 34 52.0  13/14 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     7  8 0
14/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      284 276 13 50.7  14/18*MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        6  5 0
15/15 BASH BROS PARK (766)     206 215 11 48.9  15/25 THE PURGE 209 (868)       6  6 0
16/16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    145 155  3 48.3  16/ 5 DWARFED (882)             6  8 0
17/17 FAST FOOD (724)          299 331 16 47.5  17/ 7 LAZY BOYZ (167)           6  9 1
18/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     138 153  4 47.4  18/13 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/14 DWARFED (882)             52  58  2 47.3  19/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      6  9 0
20/18 PSY CORPS (867)           50  56  4 47.2  20/30 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          5  5 0
21/20 ERRATA! (760)             49  57  0 46.2  21/19*ASSASSIN NATION (790)     5  8 1
22/23 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      125 150 12 45.5  22/11*QUACK PACK (876)          5 10 0
23/21 LAZY BOYZ (167)           60  72  8 45.5  23/31 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      4  7 0
24/24 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     73  93  2 44.0  24/20 ERRATA! (760)             4  9 0
25/25*QUACK PACK (876)          14  18  2 43.8  25/22 FAST FOOD (724)           4 10 0
26-27 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   75 100  6 42.9  26/16 WHITE WOLVES (832)        4 11 1
27/26*ASSASSIN NATION (790)     15  21  2 41.7  27/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     3  8 1
28/28 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      77 111  3 41.0  28/26*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)   3 11 0
29/29 WHITE WOLVES (832)       136 237  8 36.5  29/28 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       2  3 1
30/31*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)    5  16  0 23.8  30/29*NARUTO (881)              2  7 0
31/30*NARUTO (881)               2   7  0 22.2  31-15 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   2  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                          TURN 2: Turf War Scoring Spotlight

This report is generated directly from the files.  Hopefully as is as it should be and 
there are no errors.  It would be wise to check for the first few turns to make sure 
things are behaving as expected.

                 Total                              Team    Alliance
                 Score   Alliance   Wins   Fights   Score   Score
                 64      EP          12     15      30      6     
                 59      TBW         8      15      24      3     
                 54      BOB         9      15      24      3     
                 52      TBD         9      15      25      3     
                 44      AK47        8      15      24      3     
                 40      BOG         2      10      12      0     
                 40      SFII        10     15      27      3     
                 31      BH          4      14      16      0     

Individual                                           Endurance
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins 
DC?s/IAC?s
30         EP                                                  
  10         BASH BROS PARK                5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  10         SHEWISH DINER                 5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  10         WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
24         TBW                                                 
  6          SAVAGE SNACKS                 5/1         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  8          MUSIC MAYHEM                  5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  10         WRATHMEN 21-21                5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
24         BOB                                                 
  8          TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  8          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  8          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
25         TBD                                                 
  10         DARQUE FORCES                 5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  8          THE PURGE 209                 5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  7          ERRATA!                       5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
24         AK47                                                
  7          QUACK PACK                    5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  10         N.E.R.D. LIFE                 5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  7          STARFLEET COMMAND             5/2         9/10, 2         0         0/0       
12         BOG                                                 
  6          DWARFED                       5/1         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  0          CHEERS                        0/0         5/10, 1         0         0/0       
  6          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/1         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
27         SFII                                                
  7          LAND OF OZ                    5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  10         SECOND BANANAS                5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  10         ROYAL FLUSH                   5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
16         BH                                                  
  6          FAST FOOD                     5/1         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  7          PSY CORPS                     5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  3          NARUTO                        4/1         9/10, 2         0         0/0       

Alliance              Abbr    Managers
Stick a Fork in It    SFII    Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG                   BOG     Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD                   TBD     Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic          EP      Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB                   BOB     Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47     AK47    Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits            BH      Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World       TBW     Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
NORTH FORK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, LAND OF OZ, since 
WEIRD ALCHEMY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With any 
luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join SECOND BANANAS' celebration over 
their good record this turn.  8th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying 
drinks for SHEWISH DINER's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  
A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  DWARFED is on the way down, falling 
to 16th from 5th with a 1-4-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  BOOK 
OF THOMAS has fallen to 19th place after going 1-4-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  
Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for QUACK PACK, who went 2-3-0 and 
dropped 11 into 22nd.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Now let's all watch 
DARQUE FORCES' heads swell from their 4-1-1 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big 
talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see CLUB COFFEE win a 
fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, CLUB COFFEE beat BOOTLICKER and 
BOOTLICKER lost 18 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  RAINBOW challenged NORTH 
FORK's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And if variety is the spice of life, 
NORTH FORK may be getting bland, as BURN stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and 
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their 
fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
DARQUE FORCES, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass 
act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was DWARFED.  Ha ha ha ha!  
BLANCA was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to BROKEN FAUCET 
of BASH BROS PARK for challenging up by 24 to SHEIK TZU.  BROKEN FAUCET won to get 
113 points of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  TEAM HAS NO NAME has cause to pause today, as GRAY 
MAN was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll 
wager.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing 
these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the NORTH FORK arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of NORTH FORK.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the 
back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURN 10036                   20  13  0   121       THE PURGE 209 (868)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOXYGEN 10027                13   7  1   139       PSY CORPS (867)
 DRUDGE 9735                  14   6  0   138       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 PLAGUE FACE 9829             12   3  1   122       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 BAUM 10053                   18  10  0   115       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BIG TEN 10177                11   4  0   115       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           14   7  0   113       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-DIANE 8574                   14  10  0   112       CHEERS (659)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               17  13  0   111       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SERF 10056                   15  10  0   105       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 SHEIK TZU 9452               13  20  1   100       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896            11  12  0   100       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THE DELTA 10026               9  12  1   100       PSY CORPS (867)
 DIE ROLL 9946                17   9  0    98       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-RENEWING THE MIND 9904       21  13  2    97       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             18  20  0    97       FAST FOOD (724)
 GOB BLUTH 9478               16  12  2    95       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 KING CHARLES 9451            16  16  0    95       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 HILLARY 9534                 15  12  1    94       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 TRY ONE 9765                 22  20  0    92       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BARSTOOL 5 8253              20  12  0    92       CHEERS (659)
 KRAG AXEHAND 10437           10   4  0    92       DWARFED (882)
 CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410       8   5  0    92       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 NORTHWIND 9454               18  13  1    91       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846        16  19  0    91       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WENDY 9727                   20  29  0    89       FAST FOOD (724)
 ZIB KLIBZET 1219             15  13  1    88       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 RAINBOW 9841                 18  19  0    87       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066           13  14  1    85       FAST FOOD (724)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716             10  11  0    85       ERRATA! (760)
 POPPY 9927                   18  12  0    84       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            14  17  0    82       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-THE SINFUL NATURE 9847       16  19  3    80       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             14  13  0    80       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 THE WARRIOR 9948             10  12  0    80       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CHATTEL 10232                 8   2  0    80       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133          11   9  1    74       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      10   9  1    73       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BOOTLICKER 10182             13   5  2    71       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 FEMINIST 10103               12  13  1    70       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 ABSOLUM 10023                 7   9  2    70       PSY CORPS (867)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JERMAN 10446                  4   0  0    66       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         14   9  0    65       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-EVAN DRAKE 9136               9   4  0    61       CHEERS (659)
 ZIT 10348                     5   2  1    61       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 CLANCY 7713                  10  11  0    59       ERRATA! (760)
 DARK SOHO 10022              12  10  0    58       PSY CORPS (867)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640              10  12  1    58       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 PARA 7767                    10  11  0    58       ERRATA! (760)
 BLANCA 10292                  6   0  0    57       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 SLOW COOK 10165               5   1  0    57       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 LADY FINGERS 9321             2   0  0    57       SHEWISH DINER (806)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOUD 10200                   8   2  0    55       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 CLEF PALATE 10325             5   2  1    55       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARISSIMUS 10204             12  13  1    52       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 ALCHEMIST 9827                8   5  0    51       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       9  18  1    50       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 CRASH 10199                   6   3  0    50       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 CONWAY 9720                  10   8  1    46       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       9  15  0    46       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 SPYRO 10198                   8   2  1    46       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 VEXILLARIUS 10085             8  17  0    41       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MISS GULCH 10389              4   0  0    40       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FLETCHER 10305                6   3  0    39       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404        6   2  0    37       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 PREDATORS 10322               2   2  0    37       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 RUBBER DUCKY 10315            4   2  0    36       QUACK PACK (876)
 GOOMBAH 10341                 5   3  0    35       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 DAISY DUCK 10338              4   2  0    34       QUACK PACK (876)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINCHESTER 10260              7   5  0    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 SITH TZU LORD 10095           5   6  0    33       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 FLIMSY FLAM 10323             3   2  0    33       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 NATA 10443                    2   2  0    33       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 GRAY MAN 10473                1   0  1    33       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 DEMETRIUS 10203               8   8  0    32       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391          2   0  0    31       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 4   6  0    30       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 HOWARD THE DUCK 10316         2   4  0    28       QUACK PACK (876)
 APEFACE 10318                 8   2  0    27       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249       2   2  0    27       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 QUINTUS 10253                 4  10  2    26       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269         2   1  0    26       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 UNION JACK 10329              3   4  0    25       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268           3   0  0    25       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 THE GIRL 10375                2   0  0    25       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 TURBULENCE 9902               3   2  1    24       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 SCOURGE 10351                 2   1  1    24       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           2   2  0    24       DWARFED (882)
 NINJA NOSFORATU 10384         1   1  0    24       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAW FIRE 10333              3   6  0    23       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SPLINTER 10354                2   0  0    23       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 FAILED FORTE 10442            1   1  0    23       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 COCA CODA 10349               2   0  0    22       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            3   0  1    21       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 ROTE 10386                    1   1  0    21       ERRATA! (760)
 DONALD DUCK 10339             1   4  1    20       QUACK PACK (876)
 HERENIUS 10472                1   0  1    20       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-FATHER BARRY 9294             2   0  0    19       CHEERS (659)
 LEONNATIAS 10343              3   4  1    18       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 THERMOS 10119                 2   2  0    18       ERRATA! (760)
 COSTANZA 10364                2   0  0    18       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CHAOS GOBLIN 10465            1   1  0    18       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 GUNDL STRONGALE 10451         2   1  0    17       DWARFED (882)
 MYSTERY MEAT 10403            2   1  0    17       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 VOLCANICUS 10376              2   1  0    17       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390           1   1  0    17       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BEDLAM 9956                   3   3  0    16       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 GRUESOME 10005                2   3  1    16       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          1   1  0    16       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 REVENGE 10461                 1   1  0    16       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-DISORDER 9939                 3   2  0    15       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 GRIFF 10468                   2   0  1    15       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THE DARK 10463                2   0  0    15       THE PURGE 209 (868)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONSLAUGHT 10352               1   2  0    15       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 SECRET SAUCE 10382            1   1  0    14       FAST FOOD (724)
 SPOCK 10367                   1   3  0    14       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 PORTA POTTY 10321             0   2  0    14       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 NEO 10350                     2   1  0    13       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 KAKASHI 10413                 1   1  0    13       NARUTO (881)
 MOJO W/CHEESE 10401           1   2  0    13       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 VIKA STEELBRAID 10428         2   2  0    12       DWARFED (882)
 DEK IRONARM 10452             2   1  0    12       DWARFED (882)
 ZABURZA 10414                 1   1  0    12       NARUTO (881)
 HARVEY 10466                  1   1  0    12       FAST FOOD (724)
 CARA 10449                    1   1  0    11       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 HIKARU SULU 10397             1   3  0    10       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 ISOLATION 10462               1   1  0    10       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 JAMES T. KIRK 10369           1   3  0    10       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 LEONARD MCCOY 10474           1   0  0    10       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 WI 10444                      2   2  0     9       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290          0   3  0     9       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-HUGH 9291                     1   0  0     7       CHEERS (659)
 EUPHEMIUS 10378               1   3  0     6       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 TANTRUM 10467                 1   1  0     6       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ALENA CRESTFIRE 10399         1   2  0     5       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CRATERUS 10330                0   4  0     4       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 CHOJI 10415                   0   2  0     4       NARUTO (881)
 LION KING 10419               0   3  0     3       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 SAKURA 10412                  0   2  0     2       NARUTO (881)
 TICON 10455                   0   2  0     2       PSY CORPS (867)
 SUETONIUS 10353               0   2  0     2       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 HEM AND HAW 10458             0   2  0     2       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 PAVEL CHEKOV 10476            0   1  0     1       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478       0   1  0     1       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 MENIAL 10469                  0   1  0     1       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 10470            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   MISTRESS FANDETT      454  NONE
SHEDIES 10471           0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   HIGH ELF              454  NONE
SPOT LIGHT 10261        3  5 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   CLEF PALATE 10325     450  NOT REVENGED
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           GRAY MAN 10473        454  NONE
ZERO 10454              0  2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        SHEWISH GIANT         454  NONE
ZING 10228              7  5 1 LAZY BOYZ 167        RENEWING THE MIN 9904 450  REVENGED
ZOE 10379               2  2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        HERENIUS 10472        454   
STACCATO LEGATO 10362   1  1 0 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     SCOURGE 10351         454   
LAME DUCK 10475         0  1 0 QUACK PACK 876       SHEWISH GIANT         454  NONE
LUCKY DUCKY 10340       3  2 1 QUACK PACK 876       ZIT 10348             453   
SERVANT 10453           0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  GLOCKENSPIEL 10416    453   
INSTANT TEA 10457       0  2 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880    GRUESOME 10005        454   
DA23-1 10477            0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   HIGH ELF              454  NONE
IKIRYO INFANTRY 10359   0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   GRIFF 10468           453   
MEGA MOOSE KNUC 10054  11  6 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 SHEIK TZU 9452        453   
THINGAMABOB 10332       2  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    LUCKY DUCKY 10340     451  REVENGED
DOUG 10448              1  1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883   LEONNATIAS 10343      454   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

What????????? The Commission is against us! The Coordinators are against us! (Well, 
most of them.) Everyone is against us! I cannot believe how my teammates Crip and 
Mannequin were treated. Discrimination is unethical and downright illegal. I protest! 
-- Oz The All-Discombobulated
P.S. Now the SFII is gunning for all of you. Stick A Fork In It!

And, just for the heck of it -- Mannequin and Crip, get with it! -- Oz The All-
Demanding

Big Ten! Big Ten? Isn't Syracuse in the ACC? -- Rainbow

Princess Butterpup, bwahahahaha. I write better than you do! -- Baum

Spock, didn't he write a book about babies? What's he doing here? Well, I say let him 
fight; after all, I enjoyed the win. -- Straw Fire

The Sinful Nature, thanks for being there and being easy. -- Poppy

Apeface, I love your type! -- Miss Bulch

Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork Forever. -- Oz The All-Philosophical

Northfork -- Ascending to the Duelmaster's throne pleased me immensely! Too bad I 
missed the chance to defend my new title with honour. Congratulations to Try One and I 
hope you can retain the throne longer than I did! Farewell to all in Northfork as I 
leave for the Isle and good luck in the arena! -- Gratillonius

Original Joe -- I was more surprised than you were! -- Gratillonius

Lazy Boy 2 -- Well avenged! You did Gabriel proud! -- Quintus

Cuz -- It certainly takes me longer to eat a meal now! -- Quintus

James T. Kirk -- Thank you for your kind words! I was hoping Scotty would beam me up 
at one point! -- Suetonius

Hikaru Sulu -- I had fun in our first bout but not as much in the second. -- Euphemius

Donald Duck -- I am happy to have proved you wrong! Hoping for a re-match to do so 
again! -- Leonnatias

Rubber Ducky -- That could have gone better for me, you lucky ducky! -- Craterus

Cloud -- If you have a silver lining, I didn't see it! More like a "storm cloud" for 
me! Well fought and congratulations on your victory! -- Maximus

Alchemist -- Well fought! I hope your woulds are healing nicely. -- Vexillarius

Gundl Strongale -- What hit me? -- Leonnatias

Consodomite -- I challenged your guys with my warriors going 1-1 and naked just like 
you asked, in order to help you in the contest.  Good luck. -- Den

Well, being unable to team up for the contest I guess I am relegated to playing 
spoiler. Good luck to everyone, until you match up against Assassins. Maybe next time. 
-- Ghab

Lyxia Rosepetal -- Not much of a contest, really. Good win! -- Disorder

Scourge -- Well, you got the jump on me, but that was about all you got! You can take 
it, I'll say that. -- Bedlam

Neo -- Maybe you are the one... -- Gruesome

Chaos Goblin -- Bummer of a match up for me. Hard to overcome the style mismatch, or 
is it? Can never make up my mind! -- Hem and Haw

TW13 -- We would like to congratulate Teabag vs World alliance for scoring 32 points 
on Battle #1. Our calculations are that Wrathmen 21-21 was missed on the generated 
scoring. (I'm sure it has already been fixed.) -- Aljafir Knives 47

TW13 -- Please do not be fooled by our performance on Battle #1. We have made the 
necessary adjustments within the alliance. We may be third to last for this first 
battle. However, a smart alliance must remember this is a war... and we only had our 
first battle. We will not make it so easy. -- AK47

Blackheart -- Do you also find it Quacky that we both lost our challenges against each 
other? I know I did. We are even 1 to 1. I wonder which of our warriors will break the 
tie. -- Palinc Kalverus, mgr. Quack Pack

Loka Warbeard -- Your beard knocked me off my feet, you win. Maybe I shouldn't laugh 
at who I'm fighting... I might win. -- Donald Duck

Gundl Strongale -- Squeak Squ Squeeeak eaker. -- Rubber Ducky 
(Translation: Hopefully, I have made you wiser to not challenge those who are better 
than you. Thank you for the win.)

Juhr Rockfist -- You surely have a Dwarfed name... Where is the Big Lake Groove 
located? The fight was over way too fast... I wasn't ready. -- Howard the Duck

Late Knight Snack -- I'm glad I was randomly matched against you so I could make you 
look as silly as you made my Donald look last month. Then after I beat you I realized 
that is not that hard to do... Salute. -- Daisy Duck

Zit and All -- I'm not mad that Zit killed Lucky Ducky... She was such a moody, Valley 
Duck. Hopefully I'll find a better replacement than this Lame Duck I was given. Roll-
up Gods, please take my sacrifice to the Dark Arena and reward me with a Golden Egg 
Warrior! -- Palinc Kalverus

Straw Fire -- I was clearly outmatched. You are a formidable foe. -- Spock

Mystery Meat -- Hello... we had a nice little battle, didn't we? However I believe 
you're a piece of meat I should have left at the market. I salute you, sir. -- Hikaru 
Sulu

Maximus -- It was a definite battle of wills, it seems you just wanted it more than I. 
Still I think if there is another episode it won't be a rerun. Congrats on your win. 
-- James T. Kirk

All -- With the sudden departure of our Chief Engineer and Communications Officer I 
was forced to beam in some new crew members. Please welcome Dr. Leonard McCoy and 
Commander Chekov to the arena. -- Admiral "M"

All -- I'll do my best to heal this team, Admiral. -- Dr. Leonard McCoy

All -- I'm still looking for the nuclear wessles. Will I find them here? -- Pavel 
Chekov

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZERO was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LAME DUCK was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DA23-1 was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SHEDIES was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HEDIES was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
GRAY MAN savagely slew HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
FAILED FORTE devastated PORTA POTTY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SAMURAI SHADOW devastated MYSTERY MEAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BROKEN FAUCET unbelievably bested SHEIK TZU in a 4 minute expert's Challenge fight.
MEK-QUAKE vanquished ZIB KLIBZET in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHERRI BOMB was vanquished by BIG TEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RAINBOW was handily defeated by BURN in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge Title bout.
BAUM demolished CARAMEL KHARADMON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DIE ROLL savagely defeated POPPY in a popular 1 minute master's Challenge match.
ABSOLUM was viciously subdued by ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
CLUB COFFEE vanquished BOOTLICKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
KING CHARLES devastated WENDY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE WARRIOR overpowered APT. ZZRAB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CLANCY was overpowered by CHATTEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CRASH viciously subdued JERMAN CHOC CAKE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge competition.
CLEF PALATE overpowered WINCHESTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BLANCA luckily beat ALCHEMIST in a action packed 7 minute Challenge bout.
CONWAY was viciously subdued by ZIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge fray.
JERMAN demolished DARK SOHO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FLIMSY FLAM was vanquished by LADY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LYXIA ROSEPETAL was defeated by RUBBER DUCKY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
QUINTUS was vanquished by PARA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THERMOS was unbelievably bested by THE GIRL in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
ONSLAUGHT was defeated by COCA CODA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
NEO was vanquished by PREDATORS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DONALD DUCK was luckily beaten by APEFACE in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
SPLINTER beat DEK IRONARM in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
STACCATO LEGATO was easily killed by SCOURGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NATA overpowered HOWARD THE DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
VOLCANICUS subdued HIKARU SULU in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
MAHX OHVERFAIL was overcome by KAKASHI in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CARA subdued EUPHEMIUS in a exciting 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
DOUG was viciously butchered by LEONNATIAS in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
ROTE overpowered SECRET SAUCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
EQUES EIDOLON overpowered JAMES T. KIRK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ALENA CRESTFIRE was unbelievably bested by SPOCK in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
GLOCKENSPIEL luckily beat VIKA STEELBRAID in a 4 minute beginner's Challenge conflict.
GRIFF bested ISOLATION in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge match.
LION KING was handily defeated by MOJO W/CHEESE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
INSTANT TEA was executed by GRUESOME in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge fight.
PLAGUE FACE vanquished TRY ONE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROTTING WOOD handily defeated FEMINIST in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DRUDGE vanquished ORIGINAL JOE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
KRAG AXEHAND was beaten by TOXYGEN in a popular 2 minute veteran's battle.
NORTHWIND was savagely defeated by SERF in a 1 minute master's conflict.
THE DELTA devastated PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JURINE CAKE was viciously subdued by HILLARY in a exciting 2 minute master's fight.
DANCING QUEEN was devastated by GOB BLUTH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SMOKE KING HOT overpowered SITH TZU LORD in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARISSIMUS was savagely defeated by SLOW COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
CLOUD devastated LOKA WARBEARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPYRO narrowly defeated MAXIMUS in a 6 minute brutal duel.
VEXILLARIUS was overcome by FLETCHER in a 1 minute battle.
TURBULENCE was overcome by UNION JACK in a 1 minute bout.
BEDLAM was bested by LATE KNIGHT SNACK in a 1 minute fight.
GOOMBAH savagely defeated HARVEY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome brawl.
DAISY DUCK won victory over CHAOS GOBLIN in a popular 1 minute bout.
STRAW FIRE was defeated by NINJA NOSFORATU in a action packed 1 minute fight.
DEMETRIUS won victory over ZABURZA in a 3 minute match.
MISS GULCH demolished HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CHOJI was overpowered by COSTANZA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SAKURA was demolished by PLANTERS PUNCH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WI beat PAVEL CHEKOV in a 2 minute novice's match.
ZOE was executed by HERENIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GUNDL STRONGALE defeated FAMILIAR FUSILIER in a 1 minute beginner's brawl.
TICON was devastated by REVENGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUETONIUS was subdued by TANTRUM in a 2 minute beginner's match.
HEM AND HAW was viciously subdued by THE DARK in a popular 10 minute novice's battle.
CRATERUS was viciously subdued by JUHR ROCKFIST in a 1 minute amateur's match.
LEONARD MCCOY demolished MENIAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  33         STRIKING ATTACK  100 -  86 -  3      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         TOTAL PARRY       59 -  56 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         LUNGING ATTACK    79 -  77 -  8      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         AIMED BLOW        53 -  60 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  41 -  2      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  16 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  33 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  61 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   8 -  0       0  |

Turn 454 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   17 - 11     WALL OF STEEL      7 -  8         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    20 - 13     AIMED BLOW         8 - 10         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 11         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    6 - 12         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BURN 10036                 20  13  0  121 THE PURGE 209 (868)
LUNGING ATTACK   TOXYGEN 10027              13   7  1  139 PSY CORPS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK  DRUDGE 9735                14   6  0  138 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              17   9  0   98 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW       KRAG AXEHAND 10437         10   4  0   92 DWARFED (882)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410     8   5  0   92 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
WALL OF STEEL    CONWAY 9720                10   8  1   46 SECOND BANANAS (573)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHEIK TZU 9452.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHEIK TZU 9452.  The ten other most popular fighters were VIKA STEELBRAID 10428, 
GOOMBAH 10341, ZIT 10348, THE DARK 10463, ALCHEMIST 9827, THERMOS 10119, DONALD DUCK 
10339, TOXYGEN 10027, HILLARY 9534, and JURINE CAKE 9371.

The least popular fighter this week was HEM AND HAW 10458.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SUETONIUS 10353, BLANCA 10292, MENIAL 10469, CRATERUS 10330, 
TANTRUM 10467, TICON 10455, FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478, ZOE 10379, SAKURA 10412, and 
CHOJI 10415.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BURN (47-10036) THE PURGE 209 (868)
DRUDGE (47-9735) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BAUM (47-10053) LAND OF OZ (217)
TRY ONE (47-9765) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)