DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/14/2023 Duedate: 03/13/2023
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-454
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BURN
THE PURGE 209 (868)
(47-10036) [20-13-0,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TOXYGEN JERMAN
PSY CORPS (867) WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
(47-10027) [13-7-1,139] (47-10446) [4-0-0,66]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SHEIK TZU SHEIK TZU
REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
(47-9452) [13-20-1,100] (47-9452) [13-20-1,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 51
2. SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 47 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
3. SHEWISH DINER (806) 41 Unchartered Team
4. SECOND BANANAS (573) 39
5. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 36 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872) 30 13 1 69.8 1/ 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 11 3 1
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) %1017 667 34 60.4 2/ 2 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872) 11 3 0
3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573) 406 287 43 58.6 3/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 10 5 0
4/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806) 205 152 15 57.4 4/ 8 BASH BROS PARK (766) 9 3 0
5/ 6*MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 12 9 1 57.1 5/10*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883) 9 4 0
6/22*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883) 10 8 0 55.6 6- 3 CHEERS (659) 8 1 0
7/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1079 898 54 54.6 7/ 9 PSY CORPS (867) 8 7 0
8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 236 202 19 53.9 8/23 SECOND BANANAS (573) 7 3 1
9/ 9 THE PURGE 209 (868) 79 69 3 53.4 9/24 SHEWISH DINER (806) 7 4 0
10-10 CHEERS (659) 178 159 10 52.8 10/12 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 7 4 0
11/ 4 SAVAGE SNACKS (880) 20 18 0 52.6 11/17 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 7 5 1
12/12 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 46 42 3 52.3 12/21 DARQUE FORCES (396) 7 8 1
13/11 DARQUE FORCES (396) 469 433 34 52.0 13/14 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 7 8 0
14/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 284 276 13 50.7 14/18*MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 6 5 0
15/15 BASH BROS PARK (766) 206 215 11 48.9 15/25 THE PURGE 209 (868) 6 6 0
16/16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 145 155 3 48.3 16/ 5 DWARFED (882) 6 8 0
17/17 FAST FOOD (724) 299 331 16 47.5 17/ 7 LAZY BOYZ (167) 6 9 1
18/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 138 153 4 47.4 18/13 SAVAGE SNACKS (880) 6 9 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/14 DWARFED (882) 52 58 2 47.3 19/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 6 9 0
20/18 PSY CORPS (867) 50 56 4 47.2 20/30 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 5 5 0
21/20 ERRATA! (760) 49 57 0 46.2 21/19*ASSASSIN NATION (790) 5 8 1
22/23 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 125 150 12 45.5 22/11*QUACK PACK (876) 5 10 0
23/21 LAZY BOYZ (167) 60 72 8 45.5 23/31 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 4 7 0
24/24 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 73 93 2 44.0 24/20 ERRATA! (760) 4 9 0
25/25*QUACK PACK (876) 14 18 2 43.8 25/22 FAST FOOD (724) 4 10 0
26-27 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 75 100 6 42.9 26/16 WHITE WOLVES (832) 4 11 1
27/26*ASSASSIN NATION (790) 15 21 2 41.7 27/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 3 8 1
28/28 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 77 111 3 41.0 28/26*STARFLEET COMMAND (878) 3 11 0
29/29 WHITE WOLVES (832) 136 237 8 36.5 29/28 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 2 3 1
30/31*STARFLEET COMMAND (878) 5 16 0 23.8 30/29*NARUTO (881) 2 7 0
31/30*NARUTO (881) 2 7 0 22.2 31-15 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858) 2 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TURN 2: Turf War Scoring Spotlight
This report is generated directly from the files. Hopefully as is as it should be and
there are no errors. It would be wise to check for the first few turns to make sure
things are behaving as expected.
Total Team Alliance
Score Alliance Wins Fights Score Score
64 EP 12 15 30 6
59 TBW 8 15 24 3
54 BOB 9 15 24 3
52 TBD 9 15 25 3
44 AK47 8 15 24 3
40 BOG 2 10 12 0
40 SFII 10 15 27 3
31 BH 4 14 16 0
Individual Endurance
Score Team Fights/Wins Fights,Turns Most Wins
DC?s/IAC?s
30 EP
10 BASH BROS PARK 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
10 SHEWISH DINER 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
10 WEIRD ALCHEMY 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
24 TBW
6 SAVAGE SNACKS 5/1 10/10, 2 0 0/0
8 MUSIC MAYHEM 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
10 WRATHMEN 21-21 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
24 BOB
8 TEAM HAS NO NAME 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
8 SPECTRAL STEEL 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
8 SATAN'S MINIONS 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
25 TBD
10 DARQUE FORCES 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
8 THE PURGE 209 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
7 ERRATA! 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
24 AK47
7 QUACK PACK 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
10 N.E.R.D. LIFE 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
7 STARFLEET COMMAND 5/2 9/10, 2 0 0/0
12 BOG
6 DWARFED 5/1 10/10, 2 0 0/0
0 CHEERS 0/0 5/10, 1 0 0/0
6 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 5/1 10/10, 2 0 0/0
27 SFII
7 LAND OF OZ 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
10 SECOND BANANAS 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
10 ROYAL FLUSH 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
16 BH
6 FAST FOOD 5/1 10/10, 2 0 0/0
7 PSY CORPS 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
3 NARUTO 4/1 9/10, 2 0 0/0
Alliance Abbr Managers
Stick a Fork in It SFII Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG BOG Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD TBD Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic EP Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB BOB Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47 AK47 Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits BH Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World TBW Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
NORTH FORK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, LAND OF OZ, since
WEIRD ALCHEMY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. With any
luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join SECOND BANANAS' celebration over
their good record this turn. 8th place, not bad. If The Dripping Blade is buying
drinks for SHEWISH DINER's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.
A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst. Look out below! DWARFED is on the way down, falling
to 16th from 5th with a 1-4-0! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, this is too good to be true! BOOK
OF THOMAS has fallen to 19th place after going 1-4-0 this turn. Who's bragging now?
Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for QUACK PACK, who went 2-3-0 and
dropped 11 into 22nd. Here's my pity, for what it's worth. Now let's all watch
DARQUE FORCES' heads swell from their 4-1-1 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big
talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see CLUB COFFEE win a
fight and gain 23 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, CLUB COFFEE beat BOOTLICKER and
BOOTLICKER lost 18 points. You're breakin' my heart. RAINBOW challenged NORTH
FORK's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the spice of life,
NORTH FORK may be getting bland, as BURN stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their
fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
DARQUE FORCES, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided
team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass
act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was DWARFED. Ha ha ha ha!
BLANCA was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh. I guess I can give a little credit to BROKEN FAUCET
of BASH BROS PARK for challenging up by 24 to SHEIK TZU. BROKEN FAUCET won to get
113 points of recognition.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. TEAM HAS NO NAME has cause to pause today, as GRAY
MAN was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll
wager. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing
these kinds of weapons?
What does the NORTH FORK arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of NORTH FORK. I feel much better now. Glad to see the
back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURN 10036 20 13 0 121 THE PURGE 209 (868)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOXYGEN 10027 13 7 1 139 PSY CORPS (867)
DRUDGE 9735 14 6 0 138 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
PLAGUE FACE 9829 12 3 1 122 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
BAUM 10053 18 10 0 115 LAND OF OZ (217)
BIG TEN 10177 11 4 0 115 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 14 7 0 113 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-DIANE 8574 14 10 0 112 CHEERS (659)
MEK-QUAKE 9782 17 13 0 111 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SERF 10056 15 10 0 105 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
SHEIK TZU 9452 13 20 1 100 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
ROTTING WOOD 9896 11 12 0 100 BASH BROS PARK (766)
THE DELTA 10026 9 12 1 100 PSY CORPS (867)
DIE ROLL 9946 17 9 0 98 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-RENEWING THE MIND 9904 21 13 2 97 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 18 20 0 97 FAST FOOD (724)
GOB BLUTH 9478 16 12 2 95 SECOND BANANAS (573)
KING CHARLES 9451 16 16 0 95 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
HILLARY 9534 15 12 1 94 SECOND BANANAS (573)
TRY ONE 9765 22 20 0 92 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BARSTOOL 5 8253 20 12 0 92 CHEERS (659)
KRAG AXEHAND 10437 10 4 0 92 DWARFED (882)
CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410 8 5 0 92 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
NORTHWIND 9454 18 13 1 91 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846 16 19 0 91 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WENDY 9727 20 29 0 89 FAST FOOD (724)
ZIB KLIBZET 1219 15 13 1 88 LAZY BOYZ (167)
RAINBOW 9841 18 19 0 87 LAND OF OZ (217)
ORIGINAL JOE 10066 13 14 1 85 FAST FOOD (724)
CHERRI BOMB 7716 10 11 0 85 ERRATA! (760)
POPPY 9927 18 12 0 84 LAND OF OZ (217)
ACE REPORTER 9897 14 17 0 82 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-THE SINFUL NATURE 9847 16 19 3 80 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
JURINE CAKE 9371 14 13 0 80 SHEWISH DINER (806)
THE WARRIOR 9948 10 12 0 80 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHATTEL 10232 8 2 0 80 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
DANCING QUEEN 10133 11 9 1 74 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 10 9 1 73 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
BOOTLICKER 10182 13 5 2 71 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
FEMINIST 10103 12 13 1 70 THE PURGE 209 (868)
ABSOLUM 10023 7 9 2 70 PSY CORPS (867)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JERMAN 10446 4 0 0 66 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
SMOKE KING HOT 10082 14 9 0 65 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-EVAN DRAKE 9136 9 4 0 61 CHEERS (659)
ZIT 10348 5 2 1 61 LAZY BOYZ (167)
CLANCY 7713 10 11 0 59 ERRATA! (760)
DARK SOHO 10022 12 10 0 58 PSY CORPS (867)
APT. ZZRAB 1640 10 12 1 58 LAZY BOYZ (167)
PARA 7767 10 11 0 58 ERRATA! (760)
BLANCA 10292 6 0 0 57 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
SLOW COOK 10165 5 1 0 57 SHEWISH DINER (806)
LADY FINGERS 9321 2 0 0 57 SHEWISH DINER (806)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLOUD 10200 8 2 0 55 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
CLEF PALATE 10325 5 2 1 55 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARISSIMUS 10204 12 13 1 52 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
ALCHEMIST 9827 8 5 0 51 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055 9 18 1 50 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
CRASH 10199 6 3 0 50 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
CONWAY 9720 10 8 1 46 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092 9 15 0 46 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
SPYRO 10198 8 2 1 46 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
VEXILLARIUS 10085 8 17 0 41 WHITE WOLVES (832)
MISS GULCH 10389 4 0 0 40 LAND OF OZ (217)
FLETCHER 10305 6 3 0 39 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404 6 2 0 37 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
PREDATORS 10322 2 2 0 37 BASH BROS PARK (766)
RUBBER DUCKY 10315 4 2 0 36 QUACK PACK (876)
GOOMBAH 10341 5 3 0 35 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
DAISY DUCK 10338 4 2 0 34 QUACK PACK (876)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WINCHESTER 10260 7 5 0 33 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
SITH TZU LORD 10095 5 6 0 33 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
FLIMSY FLAM 10323 3 2 0 33 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
NATA 10443 2 2 0 33 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
GRAY MAN 10473 1 0 1 33 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
DEMETRIUS 10203 8 8 0 32 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
SAMURAI SHADOW 10391 2 0 0 31 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
MAXIMUS 10296 4 6 0 30 WHITE WOLVES (832)
HOWARD THE DUCK 10316 2 4 0 28 QUACK PACK (876)
APEFACE 10318 8 2 0 27 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249 2 2 0 27 SHEWISH DINER (806)
QUINTUS 10253 4 10 2 26 WHITE WOLVES (832)
LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269 2 1 0 26 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
UNION JACK 10329 3 4 0 25 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
JUHR ROCKFIST 10268 3 0 0 25 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
THE GIRL 10375 2 0 0 25 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
TURBULENCE 9902 3 2 1 24 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
SCOURGE 10351 2 1 1 24 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LOKA WARBEARD 10431 2 2 0 24 DWARFED (882)
NINJA NOSFORATU 10384 1 1 0 24 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRAW FIRE 10333 3 6 0 23 LAND OF OZ (217)
SPLINTER 10354 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS PARK (766)
FAILED FORTE 10442 1 1 0 23 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
COCA CODA 10349 2 0 0 22 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 3 0 1 21 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ROTE 10386 1 1 0 21 ERRATA! (760)
DONALD DUCK 10339 1 4 1 20 QUACK PACK (876)
HERENIUS 10472 1 0 1 20 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-FATHER BARRY 9294 2 0 0 19 CHEERS (659)
LEONNATIAS 10343 3 4 1 18 WHITE WOLVES (832)
THERMOS 10119 2 2 0 18 ERRATA! (760)
COSTANZA 10364 2 0 0 18 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CHAOS GOBLIN 10465 1 1 0 18 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
GUNDL STRONGALE 10451 2 1 0 17 DWARFED (882)
MYSTERY MEAT 10403 2 1 0 17 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
VOLCANICUS 10376 2 1 0 17 DARQUE FORCES (396)
EQUES EIDOLON 10390 1 1 0 17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BEDLAM 9956 3 3 0 16 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
GRUESOME 10005 2 3 1 16 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
PLANTERS PUNCH 10267 1 1 0 16 SHEWISH DINER (806)
REVENGE 10461 1 1 0 16 THE PURGE 209 (868)
-DISORDER 9939 3 2 0 15 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
GRIFF 10468 2 0 1 15 SECOND BANANAS (573)
THE DARK 10463 2 0 0 15 THE PURGE 209 (868)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONSLAUGHT 10352 1 2 0 15 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SECRET SAUCE 10382 1 1 0 14 FAST FOOD (724)
SPOCK 10367 1 3 0 14 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
PORTA POTTY 10321 0 2 0 14 BASH BROS PARK (766)
NEO 10350 2 1 0 13 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
KAKASHI 10413 1 1 0 13 NARUTO (881)
MOJO W/CHEESE 10401 1 2 0 13 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
VIKA STEELBRAID 10428 2 2 0 12 DWARFED (882)
DEK IRONARM 10452 2 1 0 12 DWARFED (882)
ZABURZA 10414 1 1 0 12 NARUTO (881)
HARVEY 10466 1 1 0 12 FAST FOOD (724)
CARA 10449 1 1 0 11 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
HIKARU SULU 10397 1 3 0 10 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
ISOLATION 10462 1 1 0 10 THE PURGE 209 (868)
JAMES T. KIRK 10369 1 3 0 10 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
LEONARD MCCOY 10474 1 0 0 10 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
WI 10444 2 2 0 9 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290 0 3 0 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-HUGH 9291 1 0 0 7 CHEERS (659)
EUPHEMIUS 10378 1 3 0 6 WHITE WOLVES (832)
TANTRUM 10467 1 1 0 6 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ALENA CRESTFIRE 10399 1 2 0 5 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CRATERUS 10330 0 4 0 4 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
CHOJI 10415 0 2 0 4 NARUTO (881)
LION KING 10419 0 3 0 3 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
SAKURA 10412 0 2 0 2 NARUTO (881)
TICON 10455 0 2 0 2 PSY CORPS (867)
SUETONIUS 10353 0 2 0 2 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
HEM AND HAW 10458 0 2 0 2 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
PAVEL CHEKOV 10476 0 1 0 1 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478 0 1 0 1 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
MENIAL 10469 0 1 0 1 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 10470 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 MISTRESS FANDETT 454 NONE
SHEDIES 10471 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 HIGH ELF 454 NONE
SPOT LIGHT 10261 3 5 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 CLEF PALATE 10325 450 NOT REVENGED
HIGH ELF 0 0 0 DARK ARENA GRAY MAN 10473 454 NONE
ZERO 10454 0 2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167 SHEWISH GIANT 454 NONE
ZING 10228 7 5 1 LAZY BOYZ 167 RENEWING THE MIN 9904 450 REVENGED
ZOE 10379 2 2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167 HERENIUS 10472 454
STACCATO LEGATO 10362 1 1 0 MUSIC MAYHEM 877 SCOURGE 10351 454
LAME DUCK 10475 0 1 0 QUACK PACK 876 SHEWISH GIANT 454 NONE
LUCKY DUCKY 10340 3 2 1 QUACK PACK 876 ZIT 10348 453
SERVANT 10453 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 453
INSTANT TEA 10457 0 2 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880 GRUESOME 10005 454
DA23-1 10477 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 HIGH ELF 454 NONE
IKIRYO INFANTRY 10359 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 GRIFF 10468 453
MEGA MOOSE KNUC 10054 11 6 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 SHEIK TZU 9452 453
THINGAMABOB 10332 2 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 LUCKY DUCKY 10340 451 REVENGED
DOUG 10448 1 1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883 LEONNATIAS 10343 454
PERSONAL ADS
What????????? The Commission is against us! The Coordinators are against us! (Well,
most of them.) Everyone is against us! I cannot believe how my teammates Crip and
Mannequin were treated. Discrimination is unethical and downright illegal. I protest!
-- Oz The All-Discombobulated
P.S. Now the SFII is gunning for all of you. Stick A Fork In It!
And, just for the heck of it -- Mannequin and Crip, get with it! -- Oz The All-
Demanding
Big Ten! Big Ten? Isn't Syracuse in the ACC? -- Rainbow
Princess Butterpup, bwahahahaha. I write better than you do! -- Baum
Spock, didn't he write a book about babies? What's he doing here? Well, I say let him
fight; after all, I enjoyed the win. -- Straw Fire
The Sinful Nature, thanks for being there and being easy. -- Poppy
Apeface, I love your type! -- Miss Bulch
Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork Forever. -- Oz The All-Philosophical
Northfork -- Ascending to the Duelmaster's throne pleased me immensely! Too bad I
missed the chance to defend my new title with honour. Congratulations to Try One and I
hope you can retain the throne longer than I did! Farewell to all in Northfork as I
leave for the Isle and good luck in the arena! -- Gratillonius
Original Joe -- I was more surprised than you were! -- Gratillonius
Lazy Boy 2 -- Well avenged! You did Gabriel proud! -- Quintus
Cuz -- It certainly takes me longer to eat a meal now! -- Quintus
James T. Kirk -- Thank you for your kind words! I was hoping Scotty would beam me up
at one point! -- Suetonius
Hikaru Sulu -- I had fun in our first bout but not as much in the second. -- Euphemius
Donald Duck -- I am happy to have proved you wrong! Hoping for a re-match to do so
again! -- Leonnatias
Rubber Ducky -- That could have gone better for me, you lucky ducky! -- Craterus
Cloud -- If you have a silver lining, I didn't see it! More like a "storm cloud" for
me! Well fought and congratulations on your victory! -- Maximus
Alchemist -- Well fought! I hope your woulds are healing nicely. -- Vexillarius
Gundl Strongale -- What hit me? -- Leonnatias
Consodomite -- I challenged your guys with my warriors going 1-1 and naked just like
you asked, in order to help you in the contest. Good luck. -- Den
Well, being unable to team up for the contest I guess I am relegated to playing
spoiler. Good luck to everyone, until you match up against Assassins. Maybe next time.
-- Ghab
Lyxia Rosepetal -- Not much of a contest, really. Good win! -- Disorder
Scourge -- Well, you got the jump on me, but that was about all you got! You can take
it, I'll say that. -- Bedlam
Neo -- Maybe you are the one... -- Gruesome
Chaos Goblin -- Bummer of a match up for me. Hard to overcome the style mismatch, or
is it? Can never make up my mind! -- Hem and Haw
TW13 -- We would like to congratulate Teabag vs World alliance for scoring 32 points
on Battle #1. Our calculations are that Wrathmen 21-21 was missed on the generated
scoring. (I'm sure it has already been fixed.) -- Aljafir Knives 47
TW13 -- Please do not be fooled by our performance on Battle #1. We have made the
necessary adjustments within the alliance. We may be third to last for this first
battle. However, a smart alliance must remember this is a war... and we only had our
first battle. We will not make it so easy. -- AK47
Blackheart -- Do you also find it Quacky that we both lost our challenges against each
other? I know I did. We are even 1 to 1. I wonder which of our warriors will break the
tie. -- Palinc Kalverus, mgr. Quack Pack
Loka Warbeard -- Your beard knocked me off my feet, you win. Maybe I shouldn't laugh
at who I'm fighting... I might win. -- Donald Duck
Gundl Strongale -- Squeak Squ Squeeeak eaker. -- Rubber Ducky
(Translation: Hopefully, I have made you wiser to not challenge those who are better
than you. Thank you for the win.)
Juhr Rockfist -- You surely have a Dwarfed name... Where is the Big Lake Groove
located? The fight was over way too fast... I wasn't ready. -- Howard the Duck
Late Knight Snack -- I'm glad I was randomly matched against you so I could make you
look as silly as you made my Donald look last month. Then after I beat you I realized
that is not that hard to do... Salute. -- Daisy Duck
Zit and All -- I'm not mad that Zit killed Lucky Ducky... She was such a moody, Valley
Duck. Hopefully I'll find a better replacement than this Lame Duck I was given. Roll-
up Gods, please take my sacrifice to the Dark Arena and reward me with a Golden Egg
Warrior! -- Palinc Kalverus
Straw Fire -- I was clearly outmatched. You are a formidable foe. -- Spock
Mystery Meat -- Hello... we had a nice little battle, didn't we? However I believe
you're a piece of meat I should have left at the market. I salute you, sir. -- Hikaru
Sulu
Maximus -- It was a definite battle of wills, it seems you just wanted it more than I.
Still I think if there is another episode it won't be a rerun. Congrats on your win.
-- James T. Kirk
All -- With the sudden departure of our Chief Engineer and Communications Officer I
was forced to beam in some new crew members. Please welcome Dr. Leonard McCoy and
Commander Chekov to the arena. -- Admiral "M"
All -- I'll do my best to heal this team, Admiral. -- Dr. Leonard McCoy
All -- I'm still looking for the nuclear wessles. Will I find them here? -- Pavel
Chekov
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZERO was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LAME DUCK was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DA23-1 was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SHEDIES was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HEDIES was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
GRAY MAN savagely slew HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
FAILED FORTE devastated PORTA POTTY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SAMURAI SHADOW devastated MYSTERY MEAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BROKEN FAUCET unbelievably bested SHEIK TZU in a 4 minute expert's Challenge fight.
MEK-QUAKE vanquished ZIB KLIBZET in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHERRI BOMB was vanquished by BIG TEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RAINBOW was handily defeated by BURN in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge Title bout.
BAUM demolished CARAMEL KHARADMON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DIE ROLL savagely defeated POPPY in a popular 1 minute master's Challenge match.
ABSOLUM was viciously subdued by ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
CLUB COFFEE vanquished BOOTLICKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
KING CHARLES devastated WENDY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE WARRIOR overpowered APT. ZZRAB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CLANCY was overpowered by CHATTEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CRASH viciously subdued JERMAN CHOC CAKE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge competition.
CLEF PALATE overpowered WINCHESTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BLANCA luckily beat ALCHEMIST in a action packed 7 minute Challenge bout.
CONWAY was viciously subdued by ZIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge fray.
JERMAN demolished DARK SOHO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FLIMSY FLAM was vanquished by LADY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LYXIA ROSEPETAL was defeated by RUBBER DUCKY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
QUINTUS was vanquished by PARA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THERMOS was unbelievably bested by THE GIRL in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
ONSLAUGHT was defeated by COCA CODA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
NEO was vanquished by PREDATORS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DONALD DUCK was luckily beaten by APEFACE in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
SPLINTER beat DEK IRONARM in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
STACCATO LEGATO was easily killed by SCOURGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NATA overpowered HOWARD THE DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
VOLCANICUS subdued HIKARU SULU in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
MAHX OHVERFAIL was overcome by KAKASHI in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CARA subdued EUPHEMIUS in a exciting 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
DOUG was viciously butchered by LEONNATIAS in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
ROTE overpowered SECRET SAUCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
EQUES EIDOLON overpowered JAMES T. KIRK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ALENA CRESTFIRE was unbelievably bested by SPOCK in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
GLOCKENSPIEL luckily beat VIKA STEELBRAID in a 4 minute beginner's Challenge conflict.
GRIFF bested ISOLATION in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge match.
LION KING was handily defeated by MOJO W/CHEESE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
INSTANT TEA was executed by GRUESOME in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge fight.
PLAGUE FACE vanquished TRY ONE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROTTING WOOD handily defeated FEMINIST in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DRUDGE vanquished ORIGINAL JOE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
KRAG AXEHAND was beaten by TOXYGEN in a popular 2 minute veteran's battle.
NORTHWIND was savagely defeated by SERF in a 1 minute master's conflict.
THE DELTA devastated PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JURINE CAKE was viciously subdued by HILLARY in a exciting 2 minute master's fight.
DANCING QUEEN was devastated by GOB BLUTH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SMOKE KING HOT overpowered SITH TZU LORD in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARISSIMUS was savagely defeated by SLOW COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
CLOUD devastated LOKA WARBEARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPYRO narrowly defeated MAXIMUS in a 6 minute brutal duel.
VEXILLARIUS was overcome by FLETCHER in a 1 minute battle.
TURBULENCE was overcome by UNION JACK in a 1 minute bout.
BEDLAM was bested by LATE KNIGHT SNACK in a 1 minute fight.
GOOMBAH savagely defeated HARVEY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome brawl.
DAISY DUCK won victory over CHAOS GOBLIN in a popular 1 minute bout.
STRAW FIRE was defeated by NINJA NOSFORATU in a action packed 1 minute fight.
DEMETRIUS won victory over ZABURZA in a 3 minute match.
MISS GULCH demolished HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CHOJI was overpowered by COSTANZA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SAKURA was demolished by PLANTERS PUNCH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WI beat PAVEL CHEKOV in a 2 minute novice's match.
ZOE was executed by HERENIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GUNDL STRONGALE defeated FAMILIAR FUSILIER in a 1 minute beginner's brawl.
TICON was devastated by REVENGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUETONIUS was subdued by TANTRUM in a 2 minute beginner's match.
HEM AND HAW was viciously subdued by THE DARK in a popular 10 minute novice's battle.
CRATERUS was viciously subdued by JUHR ROCKFIST in a 1 minute amateur's match.
LEONARD MCCOY demolished MENIAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 33 STRIKING ATTACK 100 - 86 - 3 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 28 TOTAL PARRY 59 - 56 - 1 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 LUNGING ATTACK 79 - 77 - 8 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 18 AIMED BLOW 53 - 60 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 18 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 41 - 2 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 16 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 33 - 3 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 33 - 61 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 8 - 0 0 |
Turn 454 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 11 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 13 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 11 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 12 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURN 10036 20 13 0 121 THE PURGE 209 (868)
LUNGING ATTACK TOXYGEN 10027 13 7 1 139 PSY CORPS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK DRUDGE 9735 14 6 0 138 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BASHING ATTACK DIE ROLL 9946 17 9 0 98 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW KRAG AXEHAND 10437 10 4 0 92 DWARFED (882)
SLASHING ATTACK CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410 8 5 0 92 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
WALL OF STEEL CONWAY 9720 10 8 1 46 SECOND BANANAS (573)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SHEIK TZU 9452. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHEIK TZU 9452. The ten other most popular fighters were VIKA STEELBRAID 10428,
GOOMBAH 10341, ZIT 10348, THE DARK 10463, ALCHEMIST 9827, THERMOS 10119, DONALD DUCK
10339, TOXYGEN 10027, HILLARY 9534, and JURINE CAKE 9371.
The least popular fighter this week was HEM AND HAW 10458. The other ten least
popular fighters were SUETONIUS 10353, BLANCA 10292, MENIAL 10469, CRATERUS 10330,
TANTRUM 10467, TICON 10455, FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478, ZOE 10379, SAKURA 10412, and
CHOJI 10415.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BURN (47-10036) THE PURGE 209 (868)
DRUDGE (47-9735) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BAUM (47-10053) LAND OF OZ (217)
TRY ONE (47-9765) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)