DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/14/2023    Duedate: 04/10/2023

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-455

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLIZZARD
SNOW FORT (819)
(47-8887) [11-4-0,173]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLIZZARD                       JERMAN
SNOW FORT (819)                WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
(47-8887) [11-4-0,173]         (47-10446) [5-0-0,79]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHEIK TZU                      SLOW COOK
REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)          SHEWISH DINER (806)
(47-9452) [14-20-1,105]        (47-10165) [6-1-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)       72
2. MUSIC MAYHEM (877)          56      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. SNOW FORT (819)             43      Unchartered Team
4. ASSASSIN NATION (790)       36
5. FAST FOOD (724)             30      MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)       30  13  1 69.8   1/14*MUSIC MAYHEM (877)       11  4 1
 2/ 5*MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        17   9  2 65.4   2/ 8 SECOND BANANAS (573)     10  5 2
 3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1020 669 34 60.4   3/15 THE PURGE 209 (868)      10  5 0
 4/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     409 289 44 58.6   4/ 4 BASH BROS PARK (766)     10  5 0
 5/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806)      208 154 15 57.5   5/11 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    9  6 1
 6/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1081 901 54 54.5   6/ 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       9  6 1
 7/ 9 THE PURGE 209 (868)       83  70  3 54.2   7/ 5*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      9  6 0
 8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    240 203 20 54.2   8/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  6 0
 9/10 CHEERS (659)             181 161 10 52.9   9/ 9 SHEWISH DINER (806)       9  6 0
10/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)      471 436 34 51.9  10/13 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  7 1
11/12 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    48  45  3 51.6  11- 2 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)       7  3 0
12/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      286 279 13 50.6  12/ 6 CHEERS (659)              7  3 0
13/11 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       21  22  0 48.8  13/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  8 1
14/15 BASH BROS PARK (766)     208 218 11 48.8  14/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     7  8 1
15/16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    146 159  3 47.9  15/ 7 PSY CORPS (867)           7  8 0
16/19 DWARFED (882)             55  60  2 47.8  16/16 DWARFED (882)             7  8 0
17/ 6*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      11  12  0 47.8  17/25 FAST FOOD (724)           7  8 0
18/17 FAST FOOD (724)          303 332 16 47.7  18/20 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     140 156  4 47.3  19/10 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     7  8 0
20/20 PSY CORPS (867)           52  59  4 46.8  20/17 LAZY BOYZ (167)           6  9 1
21/21 ERRATA! (760)             51  60  0 45.9  21/22*QUACK PACK (876)          6  9 0
22/ 0 SNOW FORT (819)           54  65  2 45.4  22/24 ERRATA! (760)             6  9 0
23/23 LAZY BOYZ (167)           62  75  8 45.3  23/23 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      6  9 0
24/24 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     77  94  2 45.0  24/21 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     5  8 1
25/22 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      125 155 12 44.6  25/30*NARUTO (881)              5  8 0
26/27 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     18  23  2 43.9  26/18 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       5 10 0
27/25*QUACK PACK (876)          16  21  2 43.2  27/19 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      5 10 0
28-26 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   75 100  6 42.9  28/28*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)   4 10 0
29/28 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      78 115  3 40.4  29/26 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3 12 1
30/31*NARUTO (881)               5   8  0 38.5  30/29 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       2  8 1
31/29 WHITE WOLVES (832)       137 241  8 36.2  31/ 0 SNOW FORT (819)           1  0 0
32/30*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)    7  19  0 26.9  32-31 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                          TURN 3: Turf War Scoring Spotlight

This report is generated directly from the files.  Hopefully as is as it should
be and there are no errors.  It would be wise to check for the first few turns
to make sure things are behaving as expected.

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        89    EP         7    15    22    3     
                        87    TBW        7    15    25    3     
                        79    TBD        8    15    24    3     
                        77    BOB        5    15    20    3     
                        72    BOG        10   15    26    6     
                        66    SFII       8    15    23    3     
                        58    AK47       4    10    14    0     
                        53    BH         9    14    22    0     

Individual                                           Endurance
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins 
DC?s/IAC?s
22         EP                                                  
  7          BASH BROS PARK                5/2         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  8          SHEWISH DINER                 5/3         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  7          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/2         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
25         TBW                                                 
  1          SAVAGE SNACKS                 5/1         15/15, 3        0         1/0       
  18         MUSIC MAYHEM                  5/5         15/15, 3        3         0/0       
  6          WRATHMEN 21-21                5/1         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
24         TBD                                                 
  7          DARQUE FORCES                 5/2         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  10         THE PURGE 209                 5/4         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  7          ERRATA!                       5/2         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
20         BOB                                                 
  7          TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/2         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  7          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/2         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  6          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/1         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
26         BOG                                                 
  8          DWARFED                       5/3         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  8          CHEERS                        5/3         10/15, 2        0         0/0       
  10         REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/4         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
23         SFII                                                
  8          LAND OF OZ                    5/3         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  8          SECOND BANANAS                5/3         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  7          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/2         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
14         AK47                                                
  7          QUACK PACK                    5/2         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  0          N.E.R.D. LIFE                 0/0         10/15, 2        0         0/0       
  7          STARFLEET COMMAND             5/2         14/15, 3        0         0/0       
22         BH                                                  
  10         FAST FOOD                     5/4         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  7          PSY CORPS                     5/2         15/15, 3        0         0/0       
  5          NARUTO                        4/3         13/15, 3        0         0/0       

Alliance            Abbr  Managers
Stick a Fork in It  SFII  Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG                 BOG   Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD                 TBD   Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic        EP    Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB                 BOB   Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47   AK47  Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits          BH    Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World     TBW   Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly NORTH FORK games.  Former top team WEIRD ALCHEMY was 
unseated this week as MUSIC MAYHEM moved up from 14th ranking to take the top spot 
with a 5-0-1 record for the round.  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to 
compare with MUSIC MAYHEM's team record!  A 5-0-1 week and now a firm grasp on a 1st 
place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of THE PURGE 209.  How 
else weeks like this one's 4-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 3rd team?  The 
proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with REIGNNCATSNDOGS' team record!  
A 4-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 14th place ranking.  Fortune did not smile 
upon N.E.R.D. LIFE this time out who this turn suffered a fall into 11th position in 
the wake of a 0-0-0 round.  My praise to FAST FOOD for their 4-1-0 week this time 
out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  BLIZZARD caught 
the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested BOOTLICKER and 
was awarded 43 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, 
DANCING QUEEN put down CLUB COFFEE, causing him to lose 21 points of recognition in 
the process.  This time out DIE ROLL made his bid for the throne as he challenged 
BURN in an all out contest of skill for possession of the title!  Not for nothing has 
BURN in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his 
combat skill yet again.  Would you believe that over half of the old women in NORTH 
FORK seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  My inside sources tell me that the 
team to beat in NORTH FORK these days is SATAN'S MINIONS.  At least, most blades in 
town are looking to avoid them.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild 
it was that spent the better part of last week avoiding SATAN'S MINIONS.  Indeed it 
was ROYAL FLUSH.  Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  
LADY FINGERS take warning!  You have more than a few enemies in NORTH FORK.  I cannot 
but express pride for the fearlessness of KRAG AXEHAND who cast caution to the winds 
and challenged DRUDGE, a fighter 46 points higher.  To be sure the battle was a 
losing one.  But I like to think KRAG AXEHAND at least gave DRUDGE a run for his 
money.  Give CHERRI BOMB credit for its courage.  Did you note how it challenged BAUM 
despite the 30 point difference in their rankings?  I must admit to some joy.  Before 
my very eyes the underdog in this contest, CHERRI BOMB, defeated BAUM to claim 
victory and recognition.   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  I must report the passing of ZIB 
KLIBZET, veteran of many duels.  15-14-1 final record His was not illustrious--but 
death plays no favorites.  The warrior's path is harsh.  For mediocrity there is but 
one reward--death.  This past week VEXILLARIUS, at 8-18-0, departed NORTH FORK 
forever.  Walk proud, warriors of MUSIC MAYHEM!  By striking down SCOURGE you have 
avenged the honor of your dead.  Your virtue is known to all in NORTH FORK.  HERENIUS 
must hold silent, for this week he was humbled in the arena by a successful Bloodfeud 
won by ZIT of LAZY BOYZ.  Hail ZIT for thy victory!  My hearty congratulations 
CARAMEL KHARADMON, for thy revenge upon GRUESOME, slayer of thy fallen comrade.  Next 
time he will know better, eh?  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable 
with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different 
story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIZZARD 8887                11   4  0   173       SNOW FORT (819)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOXYGEN 10027                14   7  1   148       PSY CORPS (867)
 PLAGUE FACE 9829             13   3  1   127       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               18  13  0   119       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           14   8  0   112       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THE WARRIOR 9948             11  12  1   109       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716             11  11  0   108       ERRATA! (760)
 THE DELTA 10026              10  12  1   108       PSY CORPS (867)
 WENDY 9727                   21  29  0   107       FAST FOOD (724)
 KING CHARLES 9451            17  16  0   107       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 SHEIK TZU 9452               14  20  1   105       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 GOB BLUTH 9478               17  12  2   104       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066           14  14  1   102       FAST FOOD (724)
 POPPY 9927                   19  12  0   100       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            15  17  0    99       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-RENEWING THE MIND 9904       21  13  2    97       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133          12   9  1    97       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BIG TEN 10177                11   5  0    97       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DIANE 8574                   14  11  0    96       CHEERS (659)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896            11  13  0    96       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410       9   5  0    94       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 RAINBOW 9841                 19  19  0    92       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DIE ROLL 9946                17  10  0    92       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SERF 10056                   15  11  0    92       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846        16  19  0    91       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YETI 8878                     9   3  1    88       SNOW FORT (819)
 KRAG AXEHAND 10437           10   5  0    86       DWARFED (882)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              20  13  0    85       CHEERS (659)
 HILLARY 9534                 15  13  1    84       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 NORTHWIND 9454               18  14  1    81       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-THE SINFUL NATURE 9847       16  19  3    80       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             14  14  0    80       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      11   9  1    79       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 JERMAN 10446                  5   0  0    79       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             18  21  0    76       FAST FOOD (724)
 FEMINIST 10103               13  13  1    76       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 BOOTLICKER 10182             13   6  2    75       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CHATTEL 10232                 8   3  0    75       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 LADY FINGERS 9321             3   0  0    68       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEF PALATE 10325             6   2  1    66       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APT. ZZRAB 1640              11  12  1    65       LAZY BOYZ (167)
--ZERO 8881                    9   4  0    65       SNOW FORT (819)
 ABSOLUM 10023                 7  10  2    65       PSY CORPS (867)
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              10   4  0    64       CHEERS (659)
 ZIT 10348                     6   2  1    63       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 SLOW COOK 10165               6   1  0    62       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 DARK SOHO 10022              12  11  0    59       PSY CORPS (867)
-BLANCA 10292                  6   0  0    57       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         14  10  0    56       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-CLOUD 10200                   8   2  0    55       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
-SNOWPUNCH 8981                7   4  0    54       SNOW FORT (819)
 CARISSIMUS 10204             12  14  1    53       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 PARA 7767                    10  12  0    53       ERRATA! (760)
 CONWAY 9720                  11   8  2    51       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CLANCY 7713                  10  12  0    50       ERRATA! (760)
-TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055       9  18  1    50       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-CRASH 10199                   6   3  0    50       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 FLETCHER 10305                7   3  0    48       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 DAISY DUCK 10338              5   2  0    48       QUACK PACK (876)
 RUBBER DUCKY 10315            5   2  0    47       QUACK PACK (876)
-FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       9  15  0    46       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
-SPYRO 10198                   8   2  1    46       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268           4   0  0    45       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ALCHEMIST 9827                8   6  0    44       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 MISS GULCH 10389              4   1  0    43       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391          3   0  0    43       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 PREDATORS 10322               3   2  0    40       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269         3   1  0    40       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404        6   3  0    38       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 FLIMSY FLAM 10323             4   2  0    37       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 TURBULENCE 9902               4   2  1    36       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 APEFACE 10318                 9   2  0    34       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMETRIUS 10203               8   9  0    33       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 COCA CODA 10349               3   0  0    33       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 FAILED FORTE 10442            2   1  1    33       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 PORTA POTTY 10321             1   2  0    33       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 STRAW FIRE 10333              4   6  0    32       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CHAOS GOBLIN 10465            2   1  0    32       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 QUINTUS 10253                 5  10  2    31       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 COSTANZA 10364                3   0  0    31       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SITH TZU LORD 10095           5   7  0    30       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 FATHER BARRY 9294             3   0  0    30       CHEERS (659)
 HOWARD THE DUCK 10316         2   5  0    29       QUACK PACK (876)
 WINCHESTER 10260              7   6  0    27       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 ROTE 10386                    2   1  0    27       ERRATA! (760)
 GOOMBAH 10341                 5   4  0    26       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 4   7  0    26       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 GUNDL STRONGALE 10451         3   1  0    25       DWARFED (882)
 ZABURZA 10414                 2   1  0    25       NARUTO (881)
 LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249       2   3  0    25       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 VIKA STEELBRAID 10428         3   2  0    24       DWARFED (882)
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390           2   1  0    24       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SPOCK 10367                   2   3  0    24       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            4   0  1    23       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BEDLAM 9956                   4   3  0    23       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 GRUESOME 10005                2   4  1    23       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           2   3  0    23       DWARFED (882)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE GIRL 10375                2   1  0    23       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          2   1  0    22       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 HUGH 9291                     2   0  0    22       CHEERS (659)
 UNION JACK 10329              3   5  0    21       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SECRET SAUCE 10382            2   1  0    21       FAST FOOD (724)
 HARVEY 10466                  2   1  0    21       FAST FOOD (724)
 DONALD DUCK 10339             1   5  1    21       QUACK PACK (876)
 HERENIUS 10472                1   1  1    21       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 NATA 10443                    2   3  0    20       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 CACOPHONIC CHORD 10484        1   0  0    20       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 DEK IRONARM 10452             3   1  0    19       DWARFED (882)
 THERMOS 10119                 2   3  0    19       ERRATA! (760)
 SPLINTER 10354                2   1  0    19       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MYSTERY MEAT 10403            2   2  0    18       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 LEONARD MCCOY 10474           2   0  0    18       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 THE DARK 10463                3   0  0    17       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 SCOURGE 10351                 2   2  1    17       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290          1   3  0    17       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 DISORDER 9939                 3   3  0    16       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 VOLCANICUS 10376              2   2  0    16       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ONSLAUGHT 10352               1   3  0    16       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LEONNATIAS 10343              3   5  1    15       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 ISOLATION 10462               2   1  0    14       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-NEO 10350                     2   1  0    13       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 REVENGE 10461                 1   2  0    13       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 TANTRUM 10467                 2   1  0    11       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 KAKASHI 10413                 1   2  0    11       NARUTO (881)
 HEM AND HAW 10458             1   2  0    11       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 LION KING 10419               1   3  0    10       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 WI 10444                      2   3  0     9       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 CARA 10449                    1   2  0     9       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 GRIFF 10468                   2   1  1     8       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MOJO W/CHEESE 10401           1   3  0     8       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 SAKURA 10412                  1   2  0     7       NARUTO (881)
 EUPHEMIUS 10378               1   4  0     7       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 CHOJI 10415                   1   2  0     7       NARUTO (881)
 ALENA CRESTFIRE 10399         1   3  0     6       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CRATERUS 10330                0   5  0     5       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 SUETONIUS 10353               0   3  0     3       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 PAVEL CHEKOV 10476            0   2  0     2       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 MENIAL 10469                  0   2  0     2       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478       0   2  0     2       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DAPHNE DUCK 10485             0   1  0     1       QUACK PACK (876)
 BAZIL 10479                   0   1  0     1       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 BRECK 10487                   0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 ZIPPY 10480                   0   1  0     1       LAZY BOYZ (167)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 10482            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   SHEWISH GIANT         455  NONE
SHEDIES 10483           0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   WURM KIN              455  NONE
ZIB KLIBZET 1219       15 14 1 LAZY BOYZ 167        THE WARRIOR 9948      455   
ZOE 10379               2  2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        HERENIUS 10472        454  JUST REVENGED
STACCATO LEGATO 10362   1  1 0 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     SCOURGE 10351         454  JUST REVENGED
TICON 10455             0  3 0 PSY CORPS 867        DARK CHAMPION         455  NONE
LUCKY DUCKY 10340       3  2 1 QUACK PACK 876       ZIT 10348             453   
SERVANT 10453           0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  GLOCKENSPIEL 10416    453   
CELERY 10486            0  1 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880    STONE GOLEM           455  NONE
INSTANT TEA 10457       0  2 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880    GRUESOME 10005        454  JUST REVENGED
DA23-2 10481            0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   WURM KIN              455  NONE
IKIRYO INFANTRY 10359   0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   GRIFF 10468           453   
NINJA NOSFORATU 10384   1  2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   FAILED FORTE 10442    455   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HIKARU SULU 10397       1  4 0 STARFLEET COMMAN 878 BLACK ORC             455  NONE
JAMES T. KIRK 10369     1  4 0 STARFLEET COMMAN 878 WURM KIN              455  NONE
GRAY MAN 10473          1  1 1 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 BANDIT PRINCE         455  NONE
MEGA MOOSE KNUC 10054  11  6 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 SHEIK TZU 9452        453   
THINGAMABOB 10332       2  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    LUCKY DUCKY 10340     451  REVENGED
VEXILLARIUS 10085       8 18 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     CONWAY 9720           455   
DOUG 10448              1  1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883   LEONNATIAS 10343      454   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Stick A Fork In it! A team on the move .............. -- Oz The All Motivated

Burn, you don't deserve that title! -- Oz The All Disbelieving

Yeah, Burn, it was not so nice of you to light my fire. -- Rainbow

Hammer? Easy. -- Miss Gulch

Ninja Nosforatu, phbbbbbbbbbttttttttttttttt! -- Straw Fire (reignited)

Die Roll, you cretin! Go back to your Maginot Line. -- Poppy

Caramel Karadmon, I wonder what The Commission was doing matching me up with someone 
so easy? -- Baum
P.S. Who in the heck cares what I look like? 12(+1)-16(+1)-12-17-10-8-11 ST 

Health. Humility. Honor. Emeral City forever! -- Oz The All Admiring

Strawfire -- I believe you have me confused with Dr. Spock, the renowned obstirition 
from the mid-twentieth century. I am a Vulcan sir, live long and prosper. -- Spock

Swetonius -- Scotty will not be becoming anyone up anymore. It seems due to a 
transporter malfunction he materialized in the Dark Arena. He will be missed. -- 
Admiral M

Wi -- You remind me of our great Russian fighter Drago who beat that American showoff 
Rocky sometime ago. I only wish I could have been more like him. -- Pavel Chekov

Eques Eidolon -- Did you train under Khan? Scotty, one to beam up. -- James T. Kirk

Menial -- Not bad for my first fight right? Perhaps I've been in the wrong line of 
work this whole time. Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a fighter, may no longer apply. -- 
Dr. Leonard McCoy

Alena Crestfire -- That was a close match, you are a worthy fighter and it was an 
honor fighting you. -- Spock

All -- Just a reminder, the transporter is experiencing technical difficulties. Please 
refrain from using it until the situation has been resolved. -- Admiral M

Admiral M -- Looks like we will need a new captain. -- Hikaru Sulu

James T. Kirk -- You're dead, Jim. -- Dr. Leonard McCoy

Volcanius -- That was too much of a workout for me. Congratulations on the win. Scotty 
beam me up. -- Hikaru Sulu

All -- Can someone point me in the direction of where I might find a new helmsman? It 
appears my last one beamed himself into the Dark Arena. -- Admiral M

Euphemius -- Hello...well, I'm sorry you didn't enjoy the sequel as much as I did, 
perhaps we could try again? -- Hikaru Sulu

James T. Kirk -- Thank you for your words of praise! With regards to your comment on 
another episode, I will look forward to a rerun! May your sword stay sharp! -- Maximus

Doug -- Rest in peace! -- Leonnatias

Wrathmen 21-21 -- Bring it on! -- Leonnatias

Fletcher -- Well fought and congratulations on your victory! -- Vexillarius

Spyro -- Thank you for the training lesson and my new scars! -- Maximus

Cara -- That hurt! -- Euphemius

Para -- Challenging you was not one of my brightest ideas! -- Quintus

Juhr Rockfist -- "Rockfist" indeed! I will try to avoid you in future! -- Craterus

Tantrum -- Very impressive use of your chosen weapon, I must say! It will be 
interesting to see how improved you are when you have practiced with it more but 
hopefully not on me! -- Suetonius

Zaburza -- Thanks for the skills lesson and victory! -- Demetrius

Slow Cook -- Nothing "slow" about you! -- Carissimus

Zoe -- Rest in peace! -- Herenius

Lazy Boyz -- I am ready and waiting! -- Herenius

Dante Killatroll -- So it has been well over a month when you said that would be done. 
Your Turf Wars partners would like what you owe them. Why haven't you called? -- 
Palinc Kalverus

TW13 -- Another okay Battle #2 for the Aljafir Knives 47 Alliance. Dante Killatroll's 
N.E.R.D. Life has been carrying the alliance and is now the Top Career Honors 
Chartered Team. Congrats to the N.E.R.D. Life stable. Quack Pack and the Starfleet 
Command need to get their ducking stuff together and assimilate new warriors. -- 
Aljafir Knives 47

Apeface -- I think Daisy has been putting sleeping pills in my food... I was real 
tired for our fight. What happened? -- Donald Duck

Nata -- I'm glad I could teach you a thing, or two, or three... and you won! I learned 
nothing. -- Howard the Duck

Lyxia Rosepetal -- Hmmm, I don't think you were challenging before the Turf Wars had 
started... Who were you working for? This is the 2nd round your team challenged my 
team in the two rounds of the TW13. -- Rubber Ducky interrogates *pointing a bright 
light in Lyxia's face*

Chaos Goblin -- The only chaos you could cause is messing up my feathers... Better 
luck next time. -- Daisy Duck

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRAY MAN was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JAMES T. KIRK was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
HIKARU SULU was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
TICON was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DA23-2 was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
CELERY was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a action packed 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SHEDIES was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
HEDIES was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CARAMEL KHARADMON handily defeated GRUESOME in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
ZIT vanquished HERENIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
COCA CODA vanquished SCOURGE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
FAILED FORTE assassinated NINJA NOSFORATU in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
CHAOS GOBLIN overpowered SPLINTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HILLARY was demolished by KING CHARLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DIE ROLL was devastated by BURN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
THE DELTA viciously subdued ROTTING WOOD in a 2 minute master's Challenge bout.
BIG TEN lost to TOXYGEN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
KRAG AXEHAND was devastated by DRUDGE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ORIGINAL JOE devastated NORTHWIND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POPPY defeated SERF in a exciting 6 minute brutal veteran's Challenge bout.
CHERRI BOMB overpowered BAUM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WENDY viciously subdued BROKEN FAUCET in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
THE WARRIOR killed ZIB KLIBZET in a 2 minute expert's Challenge bout.
ABSOLUM was viciously subdued by FEMINIST in a 1 minute master's Challenge fray.
SMOKE KING HOT was overpowered by JERMAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DARK SOHO was beaten by APT. ZZRAB in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
GOOMBAH was overpowered by RUBBER DUCKY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ALCHEMIST was vanquished by LADY FINGERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DEMETRIUS was overpowered by FLETCHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
APEFACE luckily beat MAXIMUS in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
UNION JACK lost to QUINTUS in a 2 minute gory Challenge fray.
SAMURAI SHADOW overpowered WINCHESTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BEDLAM defeated MYSTERY MEAT in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
LEONNATIAS was overpowered by STRAW FIRE in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout.
VIKA STEELBRAID devastated KAKASHI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SECRET SAUCE luckily beat REVENGE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
VOLCANICUS was handily defeated by FATHER BARRY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
COSTANZA savagely defeated THE GIRL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
TANTRUM slimly won victory over EUPHEMIUS in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
MENIAL slimly lost to ISOLATION in a 3 minute gory Challenge match.
DEK IRONARM luckily beat ONSLAUGHT in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
HEM AND HAW unbelievably bested CARA in a 6 minute amateur's Challenge match.
MOJO W/CHEESE was handily defeated by SPOCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SUETONIUS was overpowered by MAHX OHVERFAIL in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
FAMILIAR FUSILIER was viciously subdued by LION KING in a 4 minute Challenge match.
GOB BLUTH overpowered CHATTEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRY ONE was beaten by SHEIK TZU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fray.
MEK-QUAKE won victory over DIANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's match.
BLIZZARD savagely defeated BOOTLICKER in a popular 3 minute veteran's Title battle.
PLAGUE FACE handily defeated FIZBAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
CLUB COFFEE was devastated by DANCING QUEEN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BARSTOOL 5 was viciously subdued by ACE REPORTER in a 4 minute veteran's match.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP overpowered PARA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JURINE CAKE was unbelievably bested by RAINBOW in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
SLOW COOK viciously subdued JERMAN CHOC CAKE in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
EVAN DRAKE won victory over MISS GULCH in a 2 minute bloody match.
CLANCY was demolished by CLEF PALATE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CONWAY barely slew VEXILLARIUS in a popular 3 minute fight.
CARISSIMUS was bested by JUHR ROCKFIST in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven match.
PREDATORS savagely defeated LATE KNIGHT SNACK in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
DAISY DUCK vanquished KAT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FLIMSY FLAM luckily beat LOKA WARBEARD in a 2 minute gory duel.
HOWARD THE DUCK was overpowered by TURBULENCE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LYXIA ROSEPETAL vanquished NATA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SITH TZU LORD was overpowered by PORTA POTTY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HARVEY defeated DONALD DUCK in a 2 minute fight.
THE DARK bested ALENA CRESTFIRE in a 3 minute duel.
ZABURZA devastated THERMOS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PLANTERS PUNCH savagely defeated WI in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
DISORDER was demolished by HUGH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GUNDL STRONGALE vanquished MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GLOCKENSPIEL overcame BRECK in a 1 minute novice's melee.
CHOJI outwaited DAPHNE DUCK in a unpopular 13 minute novice's fight.
SAKURA savagely defeated BAZIL in a action packed 1 minute brutal amateur's fray.
EQUES EIDOLON overpowered ZIPPY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided contest.
ROTE overpowered PAVEL CHEKOV in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
GRIFF was overpowered by CACOPHONIC CHORD in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
CRATERUS was devastated by LEONARD MCCOY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  31         STRIKING ATTACK  110 -  92 -  4      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  61 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      19         LUNGING ATTACK    89 -  89 -  8      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  43 -  3      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         AIMED BLOW        58 -  66 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  16 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  66 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  36 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 455 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 11     AIMED BLOW         9 - 10         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      7 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  9     LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 17         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  9     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  BLIZZARD 8887              11   4  0  173 SNOW FORT (819)
LUNGING ATTACK   TOXYGEN 10027              14   7  1  148 PSY CORPS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK  PLAGUE FACE 9829           13   3  1  127 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
TOTAL PARRY      BROKEN FAUCET 9686         14   8  0  112 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIANE 8574                 14  11  0   96 CHEERS (659)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              17  10  0   92 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW       KRAG AXEHAND 10437         10   5  0   86 DWARFED (882)
WALL OF STEEL    EVAN DRAKE 9136            10   4  0   64 CHEERS (659)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHEIK TZU 9452.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SLOW COOK 10165.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERF 10056, PLANTERS 
PUNCH 10267, BLIZZARD 8887, ACE REPORTER 9897, JURINE CAKE 9371, VEXILLARIUS 10085, 
THE DELTA 10026, WENDY 9727, LION KING 10419, and CELERY 10486.

The least popular fighter this week was CHOJI 10415.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HEM AND HAW 10458, BROKEN FAUCET 9686, CRATERUS 10330, ZIPPY 10480, 
DISORDER 9939, WI 10444, THERMOS 10119, NATA 10443, HOWARD THE DUCK 10316, and LATE 
KNIGHT SNACK 10249.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BLIZZARD (47-8887) SNOW FORT (819)
GOB BLUTH (47-9478) SECOND BANANAS (573)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DRUDGE (47-9735) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
TRY ONE (47-9765) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BURN (47-10036) THE PURGE 209 (868)
BAUM (47-10053) LAND OF OZ (217)

                FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KRAMER 5191 (165-119-5)                1  4  0         SECOND BANANAS       

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (89-78-0)        8  3  1         THE OPERA            
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (90-35-0)     4  3  0         THE OPERA            
ONE TIME! 8396 (100-64-0)              1  4  0         BAD BEATS            
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 (103-40-0)          1  4  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ICE WIND 7758 (102-65-2)               7  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
CYCLONUS 8365 (65-37-1)                2  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HAWKINS 8949 (18-7-0)                  1  3  0         STAR PRAIRIE         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SKYWARP 8063 (69-44-2)                10  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
PILLAGE 10035 (21-9-0)                 4  3  0         THE PURGE 209        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLIZZARD 8887 (10-4-0)                 3  3  0         SNOW FORT            
BURN 10036 (18-13-0)                   2  3  0         THE PURGE 209        
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 (12-7-0)            1  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
BAUM 10053 (16-10-0)                   0  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
ROTTING WOOD 9896 (9-12-0)             0  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FEMINIST 10103 (12-11-1)               0  3  0         THE PURGE 209        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JERMAN 10446 (2-0-0)                   4  3  0         WRATHMEN 21-21       
CHERRI BOMB 7716 (9-10-0)              3  3  0         ERRATA!              
CLANCY 7713 (10-9-0)                   2  3  0         ERRATA!              
BLANCA 10292 (4-0-0)                   1  3  0         N.E.R.D. LIFE        
CLOUD 10200 (6-2-0)                    1  3  0         N.E.R.D. LIFE        
PARA 7767 (8-11-0)                     1  3  0         ERRATA!              
CRASH 10199 (5-2-0)                    0  3  0         N.E.R.D. LIFE        
SPYRO 10198 (7-1-1)                    0  3  0         N.E.R.D. LIFE        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DRIFTWOOD 9793 (5-1-0)                 7  3  0         FLOATING PAST        
RUBBER DUCKY 10315 (2-2-0)             5  3  0         QUACK PACK           
FLIMSY FLAM 10323 (2-1-0)              4  3  0         MUSIC MAYHEM         
HOWARD THE DUCK 10316 (2-2-0)          4  3  0         QUACK PACK           
PREDATORS 10322 (0-2-0)                3  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
STRAW FIRE 10333 (2-5-0)               3  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
DONALD DUCK 10339 (1-2-1)              1  3  0         QUACK PACK           
DAISY DUCK 10338 (2-2-0)               0  3  0         QUACK PACK           
LUCKY DUCKY 10340 (3-1-1)              0  3  0         QUACK PACK           

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COSTELLO 10245 (0-1-0)                 7  3  0  DEAD   SECOND BANANAS       
THE GIRL 10375 (0-0-0)                 5  3  0         TEAM HAS NO NAME     
MISS GULCH 10389 (2-0-0)               3  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
COCA CODA 10349 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         MUSIC MAYHEM         
THERMOS 10119 (2-0-0)                  2  3  0         ERRATA!              
MONTGOMERY SCOTT 10450 (0-1-0)         1  2  0  DEAD   STARFLEET COMMAND    
NATA 10443 (0-2-0)                     1  3  0         WRATHMEN 21-21       
ONSLAUGHT 10352 (1-0-0)                1  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
HIKARU SULU 10397 (1-1-0)              0  3  0         STARFLEET COMMAND    
SPLINTER 10354 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
VOLCANICUS 10376 (0-1-0)               0  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHAOS GOBLIN 10465 (0-0-0)            10  3  2         TEAM HAS NO NAME     
SAMURAI SHADOW 10391 (0-0-0)           9  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
FAILED FORTE 10442 (0-0-0)             8  3  0         MUSIC MAYHEM         
SECRET SAUCE 10382 (0-0-0)             6  3  0         FAST FOOD            
HARVEY 10466 (0-0-0)                   5  3  0         FAST FOOD            
NINJA NOSFORATU 10384 (0-0-0)          5  3  1         SPECTRAL STEEL       
STACCATO LEGATO 10362 (0-0-0)          5  3  0         MUSIC MAYHEM         
DOUG 10448 (0-0-0)                     3  3  0         WRATHMEN 21-21       
ISOLATION 10462 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         THE PURGE 209        
REVENGE 10461 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         THE PURGE 209        
THE DARK 10463 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         THE PURGE 209        
CARA 10449 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         WRATHMEN 21-21       
COSTANZA 10364 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
EQUES EIDOLON 10390 (0-0-0)            1  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
DA22-5 TOURNEY! 10464 (0-0-0)          0  4  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
DIRGE 10456 (0-0-0)                    0  1  0  DEAD   DARQUE FORCES        
ROTE 10386 (0-0-0)                     0  3  0         ERRATA!              

           Here are the stylemasters from Face-to-Face 68. Congrats to all!

DM 200 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681         DANGEROUS PUPPETS    
PARRY-STRIKE     CARTMAN 7-4034              WASTELAND II         
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-331  SUPERIOR FATHER      
TOTAL PARRY      BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537      SUPER STARS R US      
BASHING ATTACK   DMITRI 3-2461               KARAMATZOV BROS       
SLASHING ATTACK  SMELLY SOCKS 18-1975        STREET PIZZA         
PARRY-LUNGE      SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711         042909A               
LUNGING ATTACK   MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          WASTELANDERS II      
WALL OF STEEL    THE PERFECT DRUG 3-6943     IRATE FORMATIONS      
AIMED BLOW       BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985      SOFT DRINKS          
                   
DM 201 STYLEMASTERS 
SLASHING ATTACK  SAMURAI-RAT 19-1710         RAT PAK              
STRIKING ATTACK  MICRO-RAT 19-1173           RAT PAK              
PARRY-STRIKE     CADILLAC DUARDO 18-2130     THE FIRST REVENGER   
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100  CLASSIC HITS         
BASHING ATTACK   THE MAN 3-6077              FAMOUS HITTERS        
TOTAL PARRY      ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617        NO MORE TEARS        
LUNGING ATTACK   GROND 69-8678               MEN OF FEW WORDS     
PARRY-LUNGE      AFTER 10 BEERS! 84-21651    ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE  
WALL OF STEEL    FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923        IRATE FORMATIONS      
AIMED BLOW       ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      WAR-C-KERS           
                   
DM 202 STYLEMASTERS 
BASHING ATTACK   CYCLOPS 7-4625              BIG BAD              
WALL OF STEEL    NICKEL 26-4240              ERRATUM              
PARRY-LUNGE      ARUTHA 56-4723              MEN OF STEEL         
PARRY-STRIKE     JASON VOORHEES 97-4408      DERANGED 21          
TOTAL PARRY      VANGUARD 4-5966             ORCCON THUGS         
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         LAZY SUNDAY          
LUNGING ATTACK   KISMET 85-3095              ERRATA               
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272         KILLER MACHINES F2   
AIMED BLOW       ROSS F. GRAY 78-2983        MEDAL OF HONOR Z2    
                   
DM 203 STYLEMASTERS 
WALL OF STEEL    MUDDY HERETIC 84-51491      THIRSTY THUGS 1460  
STRIKING ATTACK  ALBERT SPICA 99-7132        DERANGED 37         
BASHING ATTACK   SUNGLASSES 73-3223          FOUND IN THE SAND    
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIVINITY 95-439             LUNACHICKS          
SLASHING ATTACK  HIGHER GROUND 84-26799      MOTHER'S MILK        
AIMED BLOW       HEMO GOBLIN 98-6013         BLOOD GANG 718FB    
PARRY-STRIKE     HOGSHEAD 74-4372            COUNTRY PIE          
TOTAL PARRY      COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      RUN DMC               
PARRY-LUNGE      CHINA ROOM 85-542           GREAT TEAM 3        
LUNGING ATTACK   CONNIE 3-7757               STEVEN UNIVERSE       
                   
DM 204 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-LUNGE      PIGSTY PARSEC 86-2062       PALE SHELTER 32     
WALL OF STEEL    THE FALLEN ONE 39-3416      DARQUE ANGELS        
PARRY-STRIKE     MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894      UNLIKELY HEROES 18W 
LUNGING ATTACK   BLEYS 52-4487               AMBER                
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605          HELL FROZEN OVER     
BASHING ATTACK   UPSILON CETI 42-5117        CETUS                
STRIKING ATTACK  CHI CARINAE 22-7459         CARINA               
SLASHING ATTACK  SKYWARP 47-8063             DARQUE FORCES        
AIMED BLOW       FOMALHAUT 38-5184           PISCES AUSTRINUS     
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HISSY 74-4657               PUPPY DOG PALS       
                   
DM 205 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-LUNGE      ROCKET POWER 84-51330       ONLY THAT REAL!     
BASHING ATTACK   KOOL AID 72-5909            LIQUIDS              
WALL OF STEEL    ONE EYED JACK 65-4876       JACK ATTACK          
PARRY-STRIKE     OLD SCHOOL 84-16633         SUPE FORCES AA11    
STRIKING ATTACK  MARTIN MAY 84-9248          MEDAL OF HONOR X8   
TOTAL PARRY      NEEDY MOOSE 85-27944        HALLOWEEN TIME 66   
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WHISPY LIB 85-17248         NIGHTMARES XV       
AIMED BLOW       WHOWHAT 60-9171             UNNAMEABLES          
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE DOWN 84-57437        XCOM BETA           
LUNGING ATTACK   CADAVER DOG 17-7284         SHEWISH LEFTOVERS    
                   
DM 206 STYLEMASTERS 
BASHING ATTACK   SGT SCRUBBRUSH 2-4209       WEEDS WE IS!!         
PARRY-LUNGE      WHISPERJACK 86-14525        STEELE RISING 128   
WALL OF STEEL    METHIONINE 82-48318         FIVE OF TWENTY       
PARRY-STRIKE     BETTY 86-3418               DR COX JD NAME 3    
TOTAL PARRY      BLACKBEARD 43-5453          FOUL RAIDERS         
AIMED BLOW       RUBY TORTELLINI 75-3826     CRITICALS            
SLASHING ATTACK  LUNICIDE 82-23248           SUICIDAL WINDS       
STRIKING ATTACK  CTL-ATL-DEFEAT 86-17145     FALL FROM GRACE VI  
LUNGING ATTACK   TYLER DURDEN 56-4889        PROJECT MAYHEM 136   
PARRY-RIPOSTE    VALDEZ 85-12482             CA16 PARAGUAY        
                   
DM 207 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-LUNGE      TERRIBLE DRUID 86-20918     LOSES NO HOUR       
WALL OF STEEL    NEGATIVE REGRET 14-5611     LIVING IN THE PAST   
PARRY-STRIKE     HATU WIND 1-9458            UTAH WEATHER          
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SPARKY 85-29122             COLLEGE RADIO M54    
BASHING ATTACK   CROM! 7-1817                ESSENTIAL ARNIE      
AIMED BLOW       FLIP FLOP 86-14922          HOWLIN 3-D          
STRIKING ATTACK  LICKETY-SPLIT 8-5909        BOOK OF THOMAS       
TOTAL PARRY      LAMBRET 85-39742            THIRSTY THUGS 1822  
LUNGING ATTACK   MR. CARTER 72-10604         PORKY'S REVENGE      
SLASHING ATTACK  RESOUNDING TUMULT 86-20898  THIS OTHER ME       
                   
DM 208 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-STRIKE     TARTANIC 16-7052            KILL OR BE KILT      
WALL OF STEEL    ANITA BATH 71-8752          MAD HOUSE 4          
BASHING ATTACK   FREE GIFT 72-10194          BB PLEDGE DRIVE     
SLASHING ATTACK  XOLANI 86-11643             SUPE FORCES 3010    
LUNGING ATTACK   GRUNT CRUMP 86-20194        THIRSTY THUGS 2205  
AIMED BLOW       IN BLOOM 82-52274           COOL NAMES 1        
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BAAAAMBI 12-7878            DEN'S DATES          
STRIKING ATTACK  ENZO 86-19853               BUBBA'S EMPIRE      
PARRY-LUNGE      WARWICK DAVIS 17-8323       TEAM WILLOW          
TOTAL PARRY      HORROR FIEND 62-5144        UNKNOWN LEGACY 29    
                   
DM 209 STYLEMASTERS 
BASHING ATTACK   ARTEMESIA 75-4069           LADY WARRIORS       
WALL OF STEEL    BRAZEN BULL 30-5764         PUNISHMENT           
PARRY-STRIKE     SAWED OFF SQUIRTGUN 16-705  NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED 
PARRY-LUNGE      FLOYD'S BOOKIE 85-54811     ARCANE SPORTS       
TOTAL PARRY      SCRIBBLE 85-54715           COLLEGE RADIO ZH    
AIMED BLOW       SUPER BLACK 38-5700         BOOK OF THOMAS       
SLASHING ATTACK  BILLY WASHINGTON 85-51567   RANDO DUDES 6       
STRIKING ATTACK  MATT 86-2465                EPC                 
LUNGING ATTACK   HORNSWOGGLE 18-11369        THUNDR + LITENING    
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SEEING RED 86-20120         PR BRONCS 59        
                   
DM 210 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SERGEANT 4 3-8225           OUR HIGHEST HONOR     
TOTAL PARRY      FATES MOTHER 29-6682        FATES                
BASHING ATTACK   CHRISTMAS EVE 60-9602       METAL MELTDOWN      
SLASHING ATTACK  SLEEP TIME 86-28420         RANDOMNESS 25       
STRIKING ATTACK  RADI 87-2479                SUPE FORCES 1W11    
LUNGING ATTACK   TEDDY 86-28500              RANDOMNESS 41       
PARRY-STRIKE     GINKGO THE STINKO 65-7988   THAT SMELL          
PARRY-LUNGE      ISRO 87-1760                DARK NURSING        
WALL OF STEEL    BELOUCH 87-2488             SUPE FORCES 1W09    
AIMED BLOW       SON OF BATTLES 18-11411     STORM SHADOWS        
                   
                   

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        SHADOW GOLEM (4-6916) GIANTS & GOLEMS 
                            CURLY (18-10747) STREET PIZZA 
                      FLAME PRINCESS (41-4796) ADVENTURE TIME 3  
                    CONSTRUCTION ZONE (72-6867) BASH BROS FREEWAY 
                     MIXED EMOTIONS (82-46678) STONED ROOKIES 62  
                        OLD SCHOOL (84-16633) SUPE FORCES AA11  
                      MY DARLING (84-18547) ROOKIE METALLICA 16  
                     THE MYSTERY (84-29617) SUPERIOR FORCES 3B02  
                      INFERNAL SNIT (84-44010) APRIL MAIL-IN 14A  
                             GASHI (85-12308) E16 ALBANIA 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes