DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/11/2023    Duedate: 05/08/2023

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-456

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOXYGEN
PSY CORPS (867)
(47-10027) [15-7-1,154]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOXYGEN                        JERMAN
PSY CORPS (867)                WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
(47-10027) [15-7-1,154]        (47-10446) [6-0-0,91]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MEK-QUAKE                      MEK-QUAKE
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)            WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-9782) [18-14-0,100]        (47-9782) [18-14-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ERRATA! (760)               50
2. LAZY BOYZ (167)             50      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. THE PURGE 209 (868)         49      Unchartered Team
4. MUSIC MAYHEM (877)          46
5. LAND OF OZ (217)            39      MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)       30  13  1 69.8   1/ 1*MUSIC MAYHEM (877)       12  3 1
 2/ 2*MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        21  10  2 67.7   2/ 3 THE PURGE 209 (868)      10  5 0
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1024 670 34 60.4   3/ 2 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  6 2
 4/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     411 292 45 58.5   4/18 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          9  6 1
 5/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)      210 157 15 57.2   5/ 7*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      9  6 0
 6/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1084 903 55 54.6   6/ 8 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  6 0
 7/ 7 THE PURGE 209 (868)       86  72  3 54.4   7/ 4 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  6 0
 8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    241 207 20 53.8   8/ 9 SHEWISH DINER (806)       9  6 0
 9/17*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      15  13  0 53.6   9/ 5 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    8  7 2
10/ 9 CHEERS (659)             183 164 11 52.7  10/25*NARUTO (881)              7  5 0
11/11 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    51  47  4 52.0  11/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  8 1
12/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)      472 440 34 51.8  12/10 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     7  8 1
13/12 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      287 283 13 50.4  13/16 DWARFED (882)             7  8 0
14/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)     211 220 11 49.0  14/20 LAZY BOYZ (167)           7  8 0
15/13 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       23  24  0 48.9  15/ 6 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  8 0
16/16 DWARFED (882)             58  62  2 48.3  16/22 ERRATA! (760)             7  8 0
17/15 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    148 162  3 47.7  17/23 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      7  8 0
18/18 FAST FOOD (724)          304 336 16 47.5  18/14 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     142 159  4 47.2  19/15 PSY CORPS (867)           6  9 0
20/30*NARUTO (881)               8   9  0 47.1  20/17 FAST FOOD (724)           6  9 0
21/20 PSY CORPS (867)           54  62  4 46.6  21/19 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     6  9 0
22/21 ERRATA! (760)             54  62  0 46.6  22/12 CHEERS (659)              5  5 1
23/23 LAZY BOYZ (167)           66  76  8 46.5  23/24 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     5  8 1
24-22 SNOW FORT (819)           54  65  2 45.4  24-11 N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)       4  1 0
25/24 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     79  97  2 44.9  25-28*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)   4  6 0
26-25 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      125 155 12 44.6  26/21*QUACK PACK (876)          4  9 0
27/26 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     19  26  2 42.2  27/26 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       4 10 0
28/29 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      79 118  3 40.1  28/29 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3 11 1
29/27*QUACK PACK (876)          16  24  2 40.0  29/27 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      3 11 0
30/31 WHITE WOLVES (832)       138 244  8 36.1  30-30 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       2  8 1
31-32*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)    7  19  0 26.9  31-31 SNOW FORT (819)           1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                         TURN 4: Turf War Scoring Spotlight

This report is generated directly from the files.  Hopefully as is as it should
be and there are no errors.  It would be wise to check for the first few turns
to make sure things are behaving as expected.

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        114   TBW        10   14    24    3     
                        113   EP         6    15    21    3     
                        104   TBD        7    15    22    3     
                        97    BOB        7    15    17    3     
                        97    BOG        7    15    22    3     
                        94    SFII       9    15    25    3     
                        71    BH         6    14    18    0     
                        59    AK47       0    3     1     0     

Individual                                           Endurance
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins  DC/IAC
24         TBW                                                 
  4          SAVAGE SNACKS                 4/2         19/20, 4        0         0/0       
  10         MUSIC MAYHEM                  5/4         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  10         WRATHMEN 21-21                5/4         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
21         EP                                                  
  8          BASH BROS PARK                5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  7          SHEWISH DINER                 5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  6          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/1         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
22         TBD                                                 
  6          DARQUE FORCES                 5/1         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  8          THE PURGE 209                 5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  8          ERRATA!                       5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
17         BOB                                                 
  8          TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  2          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/2         20/20, 4        0         1/0       
  7          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
22         BOG                                                 
  8          DWARFED                       5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  7          CHEERS                        5/2         15/20, 3        0         0/0       
  7          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
25         SFII                                                
  10         LAND OF OZ                    5/4         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  7          SECOND BANANAS                5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  8          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
18         BH                                                  
  6          FAST FOOD                     5/1         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  7          PSY CORPS                     5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  5          NARUTO                        4/3         17/20, 4        0         0/0       
1          AK47                                                
  1          QUACK PACK                    3/0         18/20, 4        0         0/0       
  0          N.E.R.D. LIFE                 0/0         10/20, 2        0         0/0       
  0          STARFLEET COMMAND             0/0         14/20, 3        0         0/0       

Alliance            Abbr  Managers
Stick a Fork in It  SFII  Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG                 BOG   Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD                 TBD   Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic        EP    Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB                 BOB   Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47   AK47  Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits          BH    Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World     TBW   Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of NORTH FORK!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  I have begun to suspect trickery on 
the part of ROYAL FLUSH.  How else weeks like this one's 3-2-1?  How else the sudden 
move to 4th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with NARUTO's 
team record!  A 3-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 10th place ranking.  Did only my 
eyes note the 4-1-0 record which LAZY BOYZ managed to post this round?  I don't doubt 
that such a record will draw challengers!  VALTOR caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested DEK IRONARM and was awarded 25 points 
in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, FAILED FORTE put down LYXIA 
ROSEPETAL, causing her to lose 13 points of recognition in the process.  Due to his 
absence and inability to defend the throne, BLIZZARD has lost the title of 
Duelmaster.  This time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail TOXYGEN, 
Duelmaster of NORTH FORK!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in 
duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In NORTH FORK "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  NORTH FORK, city of gladiators!  Mighty among 
the names of thy guilds is LAND OF OZ, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the 
weekly duels.  Apparently the stalwarts of SATAN'S MINIONS are catching the bulk of 
jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk 
at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters 
are after WENDY.  Watch your back!  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games 
this week, it seems that BOOTLICKER posted a challenge against the more highly 
recognized BIG TEN.  The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand BOOTLICKER was 
defeated by BIG TEN.  Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.  I can not 
but mention with disdain the name of JUHR ROCKFIST who this week posted a challenge 
to a warrior a full 9 points below in the rankings.  I thought JUHR ROCKFIST showed 
great skill and promise when he was defeated by TURBULENCE.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Strange what qualities come forth in the face of 
certain doom.  GOB BLUTH has the town astir with the news of his Dark Arena victory!  
This week marked the last days of SITH TZU LORD who at 5-7-0 was dispatched to the 
Dark Arena by the command of REIGNNCATSNDOGS' demanding management.  I must report 
the passing of SHEIK TZU, veteran of many duels.  14-21-1 final record His was not 
illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  My sources at DWARFED stable claim 
they've never seen the guild bitterer.  This as a result of the untimely demise of 
DEK IRONARM.  Beware VALTOR!  This week's duel proved deadly to EUPHEMIUS as he fell 
to the more renowned warrior, FATHER BARRY.  How will WHITE WOLVES find revenge?  My 
hearty congratulations APT. ZZRAB, for thy revenge upon THE WARRIOR, slayer of thy 
fallen comrade.  Next time she will know better, eh?  Many townsmen have begin to 
remark over the fact that after one more round of duels TEAM HAS NO NAME's Bloodfeud 
against SHEIK TZU will have expired.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the 
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     The girls are as pretty in NORTH FORK as ever I remembered them....and the 
fighters as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of 
a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle 
walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- 
Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOXYGEN 10027                15   7  1   154       PSY CORPS (867)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING QUEEN 10133          13   9  2   120       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716             12  11  0   119       ERRATA! (760)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           15   8  0   118       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 KING CHARLES 9451            18  16  0   112       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 POPPY 9927                   20  12  0   108       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896            12  13  0   106       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BIG TEN 10177                12   5  0   106       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410      10   5  0   103       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 SERF 10056                   16  11  0   102       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 RAINBOW 9841                 20  19  0   101       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               18  14  0   100       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            15  18  0    99       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066           14  15  1    97       FAST FOOD (724)
 FEMINIST 10103               14  13  1    96       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 KRAG AXEHAND 10437           11   5  0    96       DWARFED (882)
 PLAGUE FACE 9829             13   4  1    95       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 WENDY 9727                   21  30  0    93       FAST FOOD (724)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      12   9  1    92       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 JERMAN 10446                  6   0  0    91       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIE ROLL 9946                17  11  0    90       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 DIANE 8574                   14  12  0    90       CHEERS (659)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640              12  12  1    90       LAZY BOYZ (167)
-YETI 8878                     9   3  1    88       SNOW FORT (819)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              20  14  0    86       CHEERS (659)
 NORTHWIND 9454               18  15  1    82       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             14  15  0    81       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CLEF PALATE 10325             7   2  1    80       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 HILLARY 9534                 15  14  1    77       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             18  22  0    76       FAST FOOD (724)
 BOOTLICKER 10182             13   7  2    73       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 THE WARRIOR 9948             11  13  1    72       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              11   4  0    71       CHEERS (659)
 CHATTEL 10232                 8   4  0    71       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 SLOW COOK 10165               7   1  0    69       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 ABSOLUM 10023                 8  10  2    68       PSY CORPS (867)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLANCY 7713                  11  12  0    66       ERRATA! (760)
--ZERO 8881                    9   4  0    65       SNOW FORT (819)
 ZIT 10348                     7   2  1    65       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         15  10  0    61       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DARK SOHO 10022              12  12  0    60       PSY CORPS (867)
 LADY FINGERS 9321             3   1  0    58       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-BLANCA 10292                  6   0  0    57       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLOUD 10200                   8   2  0    55       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNOWPUNCH 8981                7   4  0    54       SNOW FORT (819)
-CARISSIMUS 10204             12  14  1    53       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 PARA 7767                    10  13  0    53       ERRATA! (760)
 CONWAY 9720                  11   9  2    52       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-CRASH 10199                   6   3  0    50       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 TURBULENCE 9902               5   2  1    49       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
-FLETCHER 10305                7   3  0    48       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-DAISY DUCK 10338              5   2  0    48       QUACK PACK (876)
 FAILED FORTE 10442            3   1  1    48       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-RUBBER DUCKY 10315            5   2  0    47       QUACK PACK (876)
-SPYRO 10198                   8   2  1    46       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 STRAW FIRE 10333              5   6  0    46       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391          4   0  0    46       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 ROTE 10386                    3   1  0    45       ERRATA! (760)
 COCA CODA 10349               4   0  0    44       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 COSTANZA 10364                4   0  0    43       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 GOOMBAH 10341                 6   4  0    40       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 MISS GULCH 10389              4   2  0    40       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FLIMSY FLAM 10323             4   3  0    40       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404        6   4  0    39       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 ALCHEMIST 9827                8   7  0    37       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268           4   1  0    37       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 FATHER BARRY 9294             4   0  1    35       CHEERS (659)
 VIKA STEELBRAID 10428         4   2  0    35       DWARFED (882)
 PREDATORS 10322               3   3  0    35       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 ZABURZA 10414                 3   1  0    35       NARUTO (881)
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390           3   1  0    35       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CHAOS GOBLIN 10465            3   1  0    34       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEMETRIUS 10203               8   9  0    33       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          3   1  0    33       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           3   3  0    33       DWARFED (882)
 PORTA POTTY 10321             1   3  0    32       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 WINCHESTER 10260              8   6  0    31       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 APEFACE 10318                 9   3  0    30       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ONSLAUGHT 10352               2   3  0    29       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 QUINTUS 10253                 5  11  2    28       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 THE DARK 10463                4   0  0    28       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 MYSTERY MEAT 10403            3   2  0    28       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 NATA 10443                    3   3  0    27       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 THE GIRL 10375                3   1  0    27       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269         3   2  0    27       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 VALTOR 10488                  1   0  1    25       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 THERMOS 10119                 2   4  0    24       ERRATA! (760)
-SPOCK 10367                   2   3  0    24       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPLINTER 10354                3   1  0    23       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SECRET SAUCE 10382            3   1  0    23       FAST FOOD (724)
-GRUESOME 10005                2   4  1    23       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 CACOPHONIC CHORD 10484        2   0  0    23       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 LEONNATIAS 10343              4   5  1    22       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290          2   3  0    22       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CHOJI 10415                   2   2  0    21       NARUTO (881)
-HERENIUS 10472                1   1  1    21       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 4   8  0    20       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 ISOLATION 10462               2   2  0    20       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 SCOURGE 10351                 2   3  1    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CARA 10449                    2   2  0    18       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249       2   4  0    18       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-LEONARD MCCOY 10474           2   0  0    18       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 GUNDL STRONGALE 10451         3   2  0    17       DWARFED (882)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISORDER 9939                 3   4  0    17       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 HUGH 9291                     2   1  0    17       CHEERS (659)
 VOLCANICUS 10376              2   3  0    17       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BEDLAM 9956                   4   4  0    16       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 HARVEY 10466                  2   2  0    16       FAST FOOD (724)
 REVENGE 10461                 1   3  0    16       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 UNION JACK 10329              3   6  0    15       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 WI 10444                      3   3  0    15       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 SAKURA 10412                  2   2  0    15       NARUTO (881)
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            4   1  1    14       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-NEO 10350                     2   1  0    13       N.E.R.D. LIFE (872)
 KAKASHI 10413                 1   3  0    12       NARUTO (881)
 MOJO W/CHEESE 10401           1   4  0    11       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 RAZZLE 10493                  1   0  0    11       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 COURAGE 10495                 1   0  0    11       LAND OF OZ (217)
 GRIFF 10468                   2   2  1    10       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 TOXIC 10498                   1   0  0     9       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478       0   3  0     9       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BAZIL 10479                   1   1  0     8       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 LION KING 10419               1   4  0     7       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496       0   1  0     7       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 HEM AND HAW 10458             1   3  0     6       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 ZIPPY 10480                   0   2  0     6       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 BONDSERVANT 10491             1   0  0     5       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-CRATERUS 10330                0   5  0     5       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 MENIAL 10469                  0   3  0     3       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-SUETONIUS 10353               0   3  0     3       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-PAVEL CHEKOV 10476            0   2  0     2       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 BRECK 10487                   0   2  0     2       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 BLUNDERGUFF 10494             0   1  0     1       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 RUBY 10489                    0   1  0     1       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALENA CRESTFIRE 10399   1  4 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  WURM KIN              456  NONE
HEDIES 10490            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   SPYMASTER             456  NONE
TANTRUM 10467           2  2 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    BLACK ORC             456  NONE
DEK IRONARM 10452       3  2 0 DWARFED 882          VALTOR 10488          456   
ZIB KLIBZET 1219       15 14 1 LAZY BOYZ 167        THE WARRIOR 9948      455  JUST REVENGED
ZOE 10379               2  2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        HERENIUS 10472        454  REVENGED
STACCATO LEGATO 10362   1  1 0 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     SCOURGE 10351         454  REVENGED
BAD TRIP 10492          0  1 0 PSY CORPS 867        BLACK ORC             456  NONE
MUGWAMP 10499           0  1 0 PSY CORPS 867        HIGH ELF              456  NONE
DAPHNE DUCK 10485       0  2 0 QUACK PACK 876       MISTRESS FANDETT      456  NONE
DONALD DUCK 10339       1  6 1 QUACK PACK 876       SPYMASTER             456  NONE
HOWARD THE DUCK 10316   2  6 0 QUACK PACK 876       MISTRESS FANDETT      456  NONE
LUCKY DUCKY 10340       3  2 1 QUACK PACK 876       ZIT 10348             453   
SHEIK TZU 9452         14 21 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  DANCING QUEEN 10133   456   
SITH TZU LORD 10095     5  8 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SPYMASTER             456  NONE
SERVANT 10453           0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  GLOCKENSPIEL 10416    453   
INSTANT TEA 10457       0  2 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880    GRUESOME 10005        454  REVENGED
DA23-3 10497            0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   DARK CHAMPION         456  NONE
IKIRYO INFANTRY 10359   0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   GRIFF 10468           453   
NINJA NOSFORATU 10384   1  2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   FAILED FORTE 10442    455   
MEGA MOOSE KNUC 10054  11  6 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 SHEIK TZU 9452        453   
EUPHEMIUS 10378         1  5 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     FATHER BARRY 9294     456   
VEXILLARIUS 10085       8 18 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     CONWAY 9720           455   
DOUG 10448              1  1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883   LEONNATIAS 10343      454   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Stick A Fork In It continues its drive to the top. Up, up, up! -- Oz The All 
Enthusiastic

Blizzard? We have a blizzard for a Duelmaster? Whatever happened to global warming? 
Somebody straighten out this serious flaw of nature, will you? -- Oz The All Concerned

Well, well, Leonnatias, I truly thank you for the challenge. You were so kind to know 
how badly I needed that win. -- Straw Fire

Evan Drake, you are a wimpy little piece of almost-humanity. -- Miss Gulch

Jurine Cake, I just love cake, especially OAB's cake! (wink) -- Rainbow

Serf, I want you to know that I had a really good time beating you. -- Poppy

Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork forever. -- Oz The All Philosophical

North Fork -- I'm not so sure banning my challenges on turn 2 of this contest was a 
fair punishment.  Last turn, Royal Flush had 3 challenges go through, and we lost 
those three fights.  We of course won our other two fights, so make what you want of 
that. -- Crip, Mgr of Royal Flush.

TW13 -- Due to some unforseen events... and Dante Killatroll deserting his alliance, 
in more ways than just Turf Wars, The Aljafir Knives 47 Alliance will not be 
continuing in the Turf Wars. Good luck to those still competing. -- The Aljafir Knives 
47 Alliance

Howard the Duck -- Did you have somewhere else to be? I didn't even get to break a 
sweat! -- Turbulence

Hugh -- I didn't get a swing in and didn't get any learns from that bout. I'm worried 
that if I keep on that route I may be fighting with an off- hand torch in the near 
future! -- Disorder

Mystery Meat -- I'm guessing you're mostly made of Span. A "Spam Popsicle"! -- Bedlam

Caramel Kharadmom -- Ah...The old 76-point down-challenge bloodfeud! Are things that 
tough up in the Challenger Champions? It's not like I challenged Instant Tea, he 
challenged me. Probably did your team a favor. I can ride the pine for a couple turns. 
We'll make a note... -- Gruesome

Cara -- Thanks for getting me on to winning ways. You got some decent learns out of 
the exchange, or did you? -- Hem and Haw

The incursion of chaos creatures into northern Alastari has been stopped.  However, 
the gate they came through is open, and there are people from Alastari trapped on the 
other side.  They need to be rescued, and the gate needs to be closed.  If you have a 
Lord Protector whom you would like to send on this mission, please send a message to 
the Gladiatorial Commmission (email csr@reality.com or via diplo).  We will need to 
know their physical description, personality, and method of fighting.  We will select 
no more than a dozen volunteers.  Thank you!  

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOB BLUTH butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SITH TZU LORD was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
HOWARD THE DUCK was murdered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DONALD DUCK was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ALENA CRESTFIRE was butchered by WURM KIN in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TANTRUM was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DAPHNE DUCK was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BAD TRIP was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
HEDIES was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
MUGWAMP was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA23-3 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
APT. ZZRAB vanquished THE WARRIOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
CLEF PALATE handily defeated LADY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FAILED FORTE demolished LYXIA ROSEPETAL in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ACE REPORTER was bested by BROKEN FAUCET in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
DIE ROLL was beaten by RAINBOW in a popular 3 minute master's Challenge conflict.
SERF won victory over DIANE in a 2 minute master's Challenge bout.
DANCING QUEEN slaughtered SHEIK TZU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ROTTING WOOD viciously subdued WENDY in a popular 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
CHERRI BOMB subdued PLAGUE FACE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
BOOTLICKER was overpowered by BIG TEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HILLARY was overpowered by KRAG AXEHAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHATTEL was overpowered by CARAMEL KHARADMON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
JERMAN devastated JURINE CAKE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PARA was narrowly defeated by ABSOLUM in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
CLANCY overpowered DARK SOHO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CONWAY was savagely defeated by EVAN DRAKE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
JUHR ROCKFIST lost to TURBULENCE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
COSTANZA viciously subdued APEFACE in a 3 minute bloody Challenge bout.
ROTE viciously subdued ALCHEMIST in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge bout.
LATE KNIGHT SNACK was vanquished by ZABURZA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GOOMBAH overpowered QUINTUS in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge match.
EQUES EIDOLON overpowered MAXIMUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ONSLAUGHT demolished UNION JACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
WI luckily beat KAKASHI in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
SCOURGE was bested by MAHX OHVERFAIL in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
FAMILIAR FUSILIER was overcome by BAZIL in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
THERMOS was subdued by THE GIRL in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
DISORDER was overpowered by MYSTERY MEAT in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
LION KING was handily defeated by NATA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GLOCKENSPIEL was vanquished by LOKA WARBEARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MENIAL was vanquished by CARA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ORIGINAL JOE was overcome by TOXYGEN in a popular 1 minute master's Title duel.
MEK-QUAKE was unbelievably bested by POPPY in a 10 minute master's match.
KING CHARLES demolished CLUB COFFEE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
NORTHWIND was vanquished by PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FEMINIST handily defeated BARSTOOL 5 in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
SLOW COOK demolished MISS GULCH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ZIT savagely defeated FLIMSY FLAM in a 2 minute gory battle.
JERMAN CHOC CAKE was savagely defeated by SMOKE KING HOT in a 5 minute conflict.
PREDATORS was beaten by COCA CODA in a exciting 5 minute brutal struggle.
SAMURAI SHADOW bested PORTA POTTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
VIKA STEELBRAID demolished HUGH in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
FATHER BARRY butchered EUPHEMIUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GUNDL STRONGALE lost to THE DARK in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran struggle.
STRAW FIRE devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WINCHESTER beat ISOLATION in a popular 1 minute match.
CHAOS GOBLIN won victory over MOJO W/CHEESE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SECRET SAUCE subdued GRIFF in a popular 6 minute conflict.
VOLCANICUS was bested by LEONNATIAS in a 1 minute gory fight.
SPLINTER bested REVENGE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome match.
PLANTERS PUNCH overpowered HARVEY in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BEDLAM was unbelievably bested by CHOJI in a exciting 7 minute match.
DEK IRONARM was murdered by VALTOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZIPPY was defeated by CACOPHONIC CHORD in a action packed 2 minute novice's contest.
SAKURA devastated GHASTLY GLADIATOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRECK was demolished by RAZZLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HEM AND HAW was outlasted by COURAGE in a dull 13 minute amateur's fight.
TOXIC bested RUBY in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BLUNDERGUFF was subdued by BONDSERVANT in a 3 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         STRIKING ATTACK  122 -  91 -  5      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         LUNGING ATTACK    96 - 100 -  7      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 17         WALL OF STEEL     46 -  50 -  3      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         AIMED BLOW        63 -  69 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         TOTAL PARRY       62 -  69 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  17 -  1      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  73 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  42 -  3      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  10 -  0       9  |

Turn 456 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  8     LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 14         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         8 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        7 -  9         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      6 -  9         3  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    6 - 11         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  8     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TOXYGEN 10027              15   7  1  154 PSY CORPS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK  DANCING QUEEN 10133        13   9  2  120 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TOTAL PARRY      BROKEN FAUCET 9686         15   8  0  118 BASH BROS PARK (766)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410    10   5  0  103 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
AIMED BLOW       KRAG AXEHAND 10437         11   5  0   96 DWARFED (882)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              17  11  0   90 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIANE 8574                 14  12  0   90 CHEERS (659)
WALL OF STEEL    EVAN DRAKE 9136            11   4  0   71 CHEERS (659)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MEK-QUAKE 9782.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MEK-QUAKE 9782.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEDLAM 9956, SMOKE KING 
HOT 10082, PREDATORS 10322, ACE REPORTER 9897, DIE ROLL 9946, EVAN DRAKE 9136, ROTE 
10386, GRIFF 10468, KAKASHI 10413, and REVENGE 10461.

The least popular fighter this week was HEM AND HAW 10458.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SECRET SAUCE 10382, APEFACE 10318, COURAGE 10495, BRECK 10487, 
GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496, DEK IRONARM 10452, CHOJI 10415, VOLCANICUS 10376, EUPHEMIUS 
10378, and HUGH 9291.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TOXYGEN (47-10027) PSY CORPS (867)
PLAGUE FACE (47-9829) TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BLIZZARD (47-8887) SNOW FORT (819)
GOB BLUTH (47-9478) SECOND BANANAS (573)