DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/09/2023 Duedate: 06/05/2023
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-457
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POPPY
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9927) [21-12-0,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DANCING QUEEN JERMAN
ROYAL FLUSH (48) WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
(47-10133) [14-9-2,131] (47-10446) [6-1-0,83]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MEK-QUAKE STRAW FIRE
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9782) [19-14-0,111] (47-10333) [5-7-0,42]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ERRATA! (760) 55
2. TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 54 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
3. SHEWISH DINER (806) 52 Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 42
5. SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 37 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 24 12 2 66.7 1/ 1 MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 12 3 1
2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) %1028 671 34 60.5 2/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217) 11 4 0
3/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573) 413 295 45 58.3 3/16 ERRATA! (760) 10 5 0
4/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806) 213 159 15 57.3 4/ 2 THE PURGE 209 (868) 9 6 0
5/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1087 905 56 54.6 5/10*NARUTO (881) 8 4 0
6/ 7 THE PURGE 209 (868) 88 75 3 54.0 6/ 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 8 7 2
7/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 242 211 20 53.4 7/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 7 2
8/10 CHEERS (659) 185 167 11 52.6 8/14 LAZY BOYZ (167) 8 7 0
9/11 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 54 49 5 52.4 9/ 7 BASH BROS PARK (766) 8 7 0
10/12 DARQUE FORCES (396) 476 441 34 51.9 10/ 8 SHEWISH DINER (806) 8 7 0
11/ 9*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883) 17 16 0 51.5 11/18 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 8 7 0
12/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 289 286 13 50.3 12/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573) 7 8 2
13/14 BASH BROS PARK (766) 214 222 11 49.1 13/22 CHEERS (659) 7 8 1
14/15 SAVAGE SNACKS (880) 25 26 0 49.0 14/13 DWARFED (882) 7 8 0
15/22 ERRATA! (760) 59 62 0 48.8 15/ 5*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883) 7 8 0
16/17 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 150 165 3 47.6 16/11 DARQUE FORCES (396) 7 8 0
17/20*NARUTO (881) 10 11 0 47.6 17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 7 8 0
18/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 145 161 4 47.4 18/12 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 6 9 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 FAST FOOD (724) 305 340 16 47.3 19/20 FAST FOOD (724) 6 9 0
20/16 DWARFED (882) 59 66 2 47.2 20/27 SAVAGE SNACKS (880) 5 8 0
21/23 LAZY BOYZ (167) 68 79 8 46.3 21/19 PSY CORPS (867) 5 10 0
22/21 PSY CORPS (867) 55 66 4 45.5 22/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 5 10 0
23-24 SNOW FORT (819) 54 65 2 45.4 23/21 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 5 10 0
24/25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 81 100 2 44.8 24/29 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 4 9 1
25/26 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 126 159 12 44.2 25/23 ASSASSIN NATION (790) 4 9 0
26/28 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 81 120 4 40.3 26-25*STARFLEET COMMAND (878) 2 3 0
27-29*QUACK PACK (876) 16 24 2 40.0 27-26*QUACK PACK (876) 2 6 0
28/27 ASSASSIN NATION (790) 19 30 2 38.8 28/28 WHITE WOLVES (832) 2 10 0
29/30 WHITE WOLVES (832) 138 247 8 35.8 29-31 SNOW FORT (819) 1 0 0
30-31*STARFLEET COMMAND (878) 7 19 0 26.9 30/30 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 1 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TURN 5: Turf War Scoring Spotlight
This report is generated directly from the files. Hopefully as is as it should
be and there are no errors. It would be wise to check for the first few turns
to make sure things are behaving as expected.
Total Team Alliance
Score Alliance Wins Fights Score Score
149 TBD 11 15 35 10
139 EP 8 15 23 3
133 TBW 7 14 19 0
128 BOB 8 15 23 3
122 SFII 9 15 25 3
120 BOG 5 15 20 3
87 BH 4 14 16 0
59 AK47 0 0 0 0
Individual Endurance
Score Team Fights/Wins Fights,Turns Most Wins
DC?s/IAC?s
35 TBD
10 DARQUE FORCES 5/4 25/25, 5 0 0/0
7 THE PURGE 209 5/2 25/25, 5 0 0/0
18 ERRATA! 5/5 25/25, 5 3 0/0
23 EP
8 BASH BROS PARK 5/3 25/25, 5 0 0/0
8 SHEWISH DINER 5/3 25/25, 5 0 0/0
7 WEIRD ALCHEMY 5/2 25/25, 5 0 0/0
19 TBW
4 SAVAGE SNACKS 4/2 23/25, 5 0 0/0
8 MUSIC MAYHEM 5/3 25/25, 5 0 0/0
7 WRATHMEN 21-21 5/2 25/25, 5 0 0/0
23 BOB
8 TEAM HAS NO NAME 5/3 25/25, 5 0 0/0
8 SPECTRAL STEEL 5/3 25/25, 5 0 0/0
7 SATAN'S MINIONS 5/2 25/25, 5 0 0/0
25 SFII
10 LAND OF OZ 5/4 25/25, 5 0 0/0
7 SECOND BANANAS 5/2 25/25, 5 0 0/0
8 ROYAL FLUSH 5/3 25/25, 5 0 0/0
20 BOG
6 DWARFED 5/1 25/25, 5 0 0/0
7 CHEERS 5/2 20/25, 4 0 0/0
7 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 5/2 25/25, 5 0 0/0
16 BH
6 FAST FOOD 5/1 25/25, 5 0 0/0
6 PSY CORPS 5/1 25/25, 5 0 0/0
4 NARUTO 4/2 21/25, 5 0 0/0
0 AK47
0 QUACK PACK 0/0 18/25, 4 0 0/0
0 N.E.R.D. LIFE 0/0 10/25, 2 0 0/0
0 STARFLEET COMMAND 0/0 14/25, 3 0 0/0
Alliance Abbr Managers
Stick a Fork in It SFII Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG BOG Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD TBD Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic EP Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB BOB Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47 AK47 Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits BH Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World TBW Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon
SPY REPORT
Welcome NORTH FORK. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights
have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Who can explain it?
Not you, not me, not ERRATA!'s opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from
16th to 3rd. It seems so recently people were saying LAND OF OZ was washed up,
finished. But 4-1-0 moved them up 4. I guess they're washed no more... What's with
THE CHAMPION? He actually beat DARQUE FORCES' APEFACE, and walked away with 25 more
points from the fight. Laughs were big at PSY CORPS while they watched ABSOLUM
clobber FEMINIST. She lost 16 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the
stands. I can barely restrain my enthusiam for LAND OF OZ's outstanding member,
Duelmaster POPPY. Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was DARQUE FORCES. Management must be dealin', as the boys at BASH
BROS PARK ain't reelin'! DARQUE FORCES' mad! How well I know the feeling of being
the most challenged warrior, ISOLATION! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back
to haunt you.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. NORTHWIND proved too determined for CLEF PALATE.
CLEF PALATE was lucky to go in the ring, with 7-3-1 to his credit. He will be
remembered. PLAGUE FACE killed KRAG AXEHAND, and expects revenge from DWARFED. The
dead are better off dead--they have no worries. Death is no stranger to a warrior.
SHEWISH DINER's SLOW COOK led a good life before leaving NORTH FORK. Many would be
proud to leave behind a 7-2-0. SLOW COOK found himself really over-matched when he
faced BIG TEN. SLOW COOK found himself grossly dead at the end of the match. GRIFF
was plum wore out after FAMILIAR FUSILIER pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud. SECOND
BANANAS'll have to get a little better before going after FAMILIAR FUSILIER again!
Someone told LEONNATIAS that WRATHMEN 21-21 never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy
kill. Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry. Here's some advice: study
your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? The
end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Remember--a good
fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POPPY 9927 21 12 0 117 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANCING QUEEN 10133 14 9 2 131 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHERRI BOMB 7716 13 11 0 123 ERRATA! (760)
BIG TEN 10177 13 5 1 121 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ROTTING WOOD 9896 13 13 0 117 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 15 9 0 116 BASH BROS PARK (766)
MEK-QUAKE 9782 19 14 0 111 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410 11 5 0 110 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
RAINBOW 9841 21 19 0 107 LAND OF OZ (217)
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 13 9 1 106 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
DIANE 8574 15 12 0 104 CHEERS (659)
DIE ROLL 9946 18 11 0 102 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
NORTHWIND 9454 19 15 2 100 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
SERF 10056 16 12 0 97 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
JURINE CAKE 9371 15 15 0 97 SHEWISH DINER (806)
WENDY 9727 21 31 0 94 FAST FOOD (724)
KING CHARLES 9451 18 17 0 91 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ABSOLUM 10023 9 10 2 89 PSY CORPS (867)
-YETI 8878 9 3 1 88 SNOW FORT (819)
BARSTOOL 5 8253 20 15 0 87 CHEERS (659)
ACE REPORTER 9897 15 19 0 86 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ORIGINAL JOE 10066 14 16 1 84 FAST FOOD (724)
JERMAN 10446 6 1 0 83 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
THE WARRIOR 9948 12 13 1 82 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CLANCY 7713 12 12 0 82 ERRATA! (760)
FEMINIST 10103 14 14 1 80 THE PURGE 209 (868)
LADY FINGERS 9321 4 1 0 80 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 18 23 0 77 FAST FOOD (724)
BOOTLICKER 10182 13 8 2 76 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
APT. ZZRAB 1640 12 13 1 75 LAZY BOYZ (167)
ZIT 10348 8 2 1 73 LAZY BOYZ (167)
CHATTEL 10232 8 5 0 71 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EVAN DRAKE 9136 11 5 0 66 CHEERS (659)
PARA 7767 11 13 0 65 ERRATA! (760)
--ZERO 8881 9 4 0 65 SNOW FORT (819)
SMOKE KING HOT 10082 16 10 0 63 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SAMURAI SHADOW 10391 5 0 0 63 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
HILLARY 9534 15 15 1 61 SECOND BANANAS (573)
DARK SOHO 10022 12 13 0 61 PSY CORPS (867)
ROTE 10386 4 1 0 57 ERRATA! (760)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONWAY 9720 12 9 2 54 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CARISSIMUS 10204 12 15 1 54 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-SNOWPUNCH 8981 7 4 0 54 SNOW FORT (819)
FLIMSY FLAM 10323 5 3 0 49 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-FLETCHER 10305 7 3 0 48 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-DAISY DUCK 10338 5 2 0 48 QUACK PACK (876)
COCA CODA 10349 5 0 0 48 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
PREDATORS 10322 4 3 0 48 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHAOS GOBLIN 10465 4 1 0 48 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
MISS GULCH 10389 5 2 0 47 LAND OF OZ (217)
-RUBBER DUCKY 10315 5 2 0 47 QUACK PACK (876)
PLANTERS PUNCH 10267 4 1 0 46 SHEWISH DINER (806)
EQUES EIDOLON 10390 4 1 0 46 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
THE DARK 10463 5 0 0 45 THE PURGE 209 (868)
DEMETRIUS 10203 9 9 0 43 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
PORTA POTTY 10321 2 3 0 43 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRAW FIRE 10333 5 7 0 42 LAND OF OZ (217)
ALCHEMIST 9827 8 8 0 40 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
TURBULENCE 9902 5 3 1 40 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
VALTOR 10488 2 0 1 38 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
GOOMBAH 10341 6 5 0 37 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
FAILED FORTE 10442 3 2 1 37 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COSTANZA 10364 4 1 0 35 SECOND BANANAS (573)
THERMOS 10119 3 4 0 35 ERRATA! (760)
THE CHAMPION 9401 2 3 1 34 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
APEFACE 10318 10 3 0 33 DARQUE FORCES (396)
JUHR ROCKFIST 10268 4 2 0 33 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ONSLAUGHT 10352 3 3 0 33 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CACOPHONIC CHORD 10484 3 0 0 33 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
WINCHESTER 10260 8 7 0 31 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
SECRET SAUCE 10382 4 1 0 31 FAST FOOD (724)
CARA 10449 3 2 0 30 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
HUGH 9291 3 1 0 30 CHEERS (659)
MOJO W/CHEESE 10401 2 4 0 30 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
QUINTUS 10253 5 12 2 29 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CHOJI 10415 3 2 0 28 NARUTO (881)
REVENGE 10461 2 3 0 28 THE PURGE 209 (868)
JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404 6 5 0 27 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
SCOURGE 10351 3 3 1 27 DARQUE FORCES (396)
THE GIRL 10375 3 2 0 27 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
ZABURZA 10414 3 2 0 26 NARUTO (881)
FATHER BARRY 9294 4 1 1 25 CHEERS (659)
VIKA STEELBRAID 10428 4 3 0 25 DWARFED (882)
-SPOCK 10367 2 3 0 24 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAXIMUS 10296 4 9 0 23 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SPLINTER 10354 3 2 0 23 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LOKA WARBEARD 10431 3 4 0 23 DWARFED (882)
NATA 10443 3 4 0 23 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
-GRUESOME 10005 2 4 1 23 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
REVEREND JIM 9229 1 0 0 23 SECOND BANANAS (573)
VOLCANICUS 10376 3 3 0 22 DARQUE FORCES (396)
MYSTERY MEAT 10403 3 3 0 22 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
GUNDL STRONGALE 10451 4 2 0 21 DWARFED (882)
ISOLATION 10462 2 3 0 21 THE PURGE 209 (868)
COURAGE 10495 2 0 0 21 LAND OF OZ (217)
WI 10444 4 3 0 20 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
LION KING 10419 2 4 0 20 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
RUBY 10489 1 1 0 20 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
LEONNATIAS 10343 4 6 1 19 WHITE WOLVES (832)
RAZZLE 10493 2 0 0 19 LAZY BOYZ (167)
LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249 2 5 0 19 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-LEONARD MCCOY 10474 2 0 0 18 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
BEDLAM 9956 4 5 0 17 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
KAKASHI 10413 2 3 0 17 NARUTO (881)
HARVEY 10466 2 3 0 17 FAST FOOD (724)
UNION JACK 10329 3 7 0 16 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269 3 3 0 16 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290 2 4 0 16 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478 1 3 0 16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 4 2 1 15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BONDSERVANT 10491 2 0 0 15 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
MENIAL 10469 1 3 0 13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
GRIFF 10468 2 3 1 10 SECOND BANANAS (573)
TOXIC 10498 1 1 0 10 THE PURGE 209 (868)
SAKURA 10412 2 3 0 9 NARUTO (881)
GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496 0 2 0 8 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
ZIPPY 10480 0 3 0 7 LAZY BOYZ (167)
HERENIUS 10472 1 2 1 6 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
BAZIL 10479 1 2 0 6 LAZY BOYZ (167)
SUETONIUS 10353 0 4 0 4 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-PAVEL CHEKOV 10476 0 2 0 2 STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DHAMPIR DRAGOON 10501 0 1 0 1 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DISORDER 9939 3 5 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790 SHEWISH GIANT 457 NONE
HEM AND HAW 10458 1 4 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790 STONE GOLEM 457 NONE
HEDIES 10500 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 BANDIT PRINCE 457 NONE
DEAD 10502 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 HIGH ELF 457 NONE
DEK IRONARM 10452 3 2 0 DWARFED 882 VALTOR 10488 456
ELF 10507 0 1 0 DWARFED 882 WURM KIN 457 NONE
ZIB KLIBZET 1219 15 14 1 LAZY BOYZ 167 THE WARRIOR 9948 455 REVENGED
ZOE 10379 2 2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167 HERENIUS 10472 454 REVENGED
CLEF PALATE 10325 7 3 1 MUSIC MAYHEM 877 NORTHWIND 9454 457
STACCATO LEGATO 10362 1 1 0 MUSIC MAYHEM 877 SCOURGE 10351 454 REVENGED
BUG 10504 0 1 0 PSY CORPS 867 MOUNTAIN TROLL 457 NONE
DUST 10503 0 1 0 PSY CORPS 867 BANDIT PRINCE 457 NONE
LUCKY DUCKY 10340 3 2 1 QUACK PACK 876 ZIT 10348 453 NOT REVENGED
ALEX THE GREAT 10506 0 1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 BLACK ORC 457 NONE
CLEO CATRA 10505 0 1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 SHEWISH GIANT 457 NONE
SHEIK TZU 9452 14 21 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 DANCING QUEEN 10133 456
SERVANT 10453 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 453 NOT REVENGED
INSTANT TEA 10457 0 2 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880 GRUESOME 10005 454 REVENGED
SLOW COOK 10165 7 2 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 BIG TEN 10177 457
IKIRYO INFANTRY 10359 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 GRIFF 10468 453 JUST REVENGED
NINJA NOSFORATU 10384 1 2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 FAILED FORTE 10442 455
MEGA MOOSE KNUC 10054 11 6 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 SHEIK TZU 9452 453 NONE
BLUNDERGUFF 10494 0 2 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 MISTRESS FANDETT 457 NONE
CRATERUS 10330 0 6 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873 DARK CHAMPION 457 NONE
EUPHEMIUS 10378 1 5 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 FATHER BARRY 9294 456
VEXILLARIUS 10085 8 18 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 CONWAY 9720 455
BRECK 10487 0 3 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883 HIGH ELF 457 NONE
DOUG 10448 1 1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883 LEONNATIAS 10343 454 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Look at that "Stick A Fork In It" team roaring up the standings! -- Oz The All
Exuberant
Hem And Haw, I'll just bet you didn't expect that! -- Courage
Die Roll, musta been a bad one for you? Maybe it was the dice? Or the manager? --
Rainbow
Mek-Quake, I am thinking that was more of a Meh-Quack? -- Poppy
Slow Cook, you dog! You cretin! You bad thing! Please take this smallish rubber hose,
insert it in your nose, swallow it all the way through to the other end, and fill it!
Repeat process! Dorkball! -- Miss Gulch
I like me a Captured Orc for sparring. Yes I do. I lit him up! -- Straw Fire
I am really sorry to hear that, AK47. Sad. -- Oz The All Disappointed
I notice my alliance-mates both above me in the three-turn rankings with 9-6-2 and
9-6-1 to my mere 9-6-0. Some people just seem to think Killing It Softly means
something? -- OZ The All Peace-Loving
Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork is the place to be! -- Oz The All Informative
Spectral Steel's DC was confirmed to be an input error by RSI. Scoring has been
adjusted. -- Assur (as moderator)
DD -- How much did that bribe cost you? (curious for future reference) -- Assur (as
manager)
Union Jack -- Had you decided to wear some armour I think the victory would have been
yours! -- Quintus
Conway -- I hope you are fond of your skin as my brothers will peel it from you as
they exact their revenge! -- Ghost of Vexillarius
Apeface -- So much for trying to make a monkey out of you! -- Maximus
Mahx Ohverfail -- More like Mahx Imum Damage! I thought I was going to lose my arm! --
Suetonius
Fletcher -- My manager will need a few parry skills of his own when I get hold of him
for telling me to challenge you! -- Demetrius
Zit -- Well avenged! Zoe would be proud! -- Hernius
Volcanius -- Try wearing some armour next time. -- Leonnatius
Eques Eidolon -- Congratulations on your win! I am just happy to have kept my head! --
Maximus
Goombah -- Thank you for my new scars! The ladies are impressed more than I am! --
Quintus
Father Barry -- You will not be fathering any more sons when we have finished with
you! -- White Wolves
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DISORDER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CRATERUS was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
HEM AND HAW was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a slow 3 minute Dark Arena match.
BLUNDERGUFF was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BRECK was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ELF was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEAD was dispatched by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUG was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
HEDIES was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DUST was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ALEX THE GREAT DANE was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
CLEO CATRA was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
KING CHARLES was overpowered by DANCING QUEEN in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud match.
FAMILIAR FUSILIER savagely defeated GRIFF in a 5 minute brutal Bloodfeud fight.
CARA demolished LEONNATIAS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
MAXIMUS was bested by CONWAY in a 4 minute Bloodfeud battle.
CLEF PALATE was narrowly killed by NORTHWIND in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
CHAOS GOBLIN handily defeated JERMAN CHOC CAKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SAMURAI SHADOW devastated DARK SOHO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JERMAN was overpowered by ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MEK-QUAKE viciously subdued SERF in a exciting 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
PLAGUE FACE killed KRAG AXEHAND in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
DIE ROLL devastated WENDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
EVAN DRAKE was defeated by THE WARRIOR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DIANE demolished ORIGINAL JOE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BARSTOOL 5 was viciously subdued by CARAMEL KHARADMON in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
JURINE CAKE overpowered APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CLANCY overpowered CLUB COFFEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PREDATORS overpowered FATHER BARRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TURBULENCE was vanquished by PARA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
COSTANZA was overpowered by ROTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
EQUES EIDOLON handily defeated ZABURZA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CARISSIMUS was overpowered by ZIT in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GOOMBAH was savagely defeated by MISS GULCH in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
FLIMSY FLAM defeated STRAW FIRE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
VALTOR overpowered MYSTERY MEAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
THERMOS subdued THE GIRL in a action packed 6 minute Challenge contest.
DEMETRIUS luckily beat JUHR ROCKFIST in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
NATA was bested by ONSLAUGHT in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
HUGH handily defeated ISOLATION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WI subdued UNION JACK in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
GLOCKENSPIEL was demolished by REVENGE in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
GHASTLY GLADIATOR was viciously subdued by KAKASHI in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
TOXYGEN was unbelievably bested by POPPY in a popular 6 minute veteran's Title duel.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP vanquished ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BROKEN FAUCET was outlasted by RAINBOW in a unpopular 14 minute expert's conflict.
BIG TEN assassinated SLOW COOK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FEMINIST was overcome by ABSOLUM in a exciting 3 minute brutal master's melee.
CHERRI BOMB savagely defeated BOOTLICKER in a action packed 2 minute veteran's battle.
HILLARY was overpowered by LADY FINGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
CHATTEL was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's match.
SMOKE KING HOT beat ALCHEMIST in a 1 minute battle.
VIKA STEELBRAID was demolished by PLANTERS PUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COCA CODA bested WINCHESTER in a 3 minute conflict.
FAILED FORTE was beaten by THE DARK in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
QUINTUS was subdued by SECRET SAUCE in a 4 minute brawl.
LYXIA ROSEPETAL was overpowered by MOJO W/CHEESE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LOKA WARBEARD was demolished by PORTA POTTY in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
APEFACE beat THE CHAMPION in a 2 minute bout.
LION KING viciously subdued HARVEY in a popular 5 minute gory struggle.
CHOJI unbelievably bested SPLINTER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
VOLCANICUS savagely defeated ZIPPY in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
SCOURGE demolished BEDLAM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GUNDL STRONGALE overcame BAZIL in a 2 minute bout.
MAHX OHVERFAIL was devastated by CACOPHONIC CHORD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LATE KNIGHT SNACK was devastated by RUBY in a 1 minute uneven match.
HERENIUS was vanquished by REVEREND JIM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BONDSERVANT luckily beat SAKURA in a action packed 5 minute brutal beginner's fight.
RAZZLE demolished DHAMPIR DRAGOON in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MENIAL overpowered SUETONIUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COURAGE demolished TOXIC in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 28 STRIKING ATTACK 126 - 99 - 7 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 27 WALL OF STEEL 52 - 54 - 3 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 16 LUNGING ATTACK 101 - 108 - 8 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 TOTAL PARRY 65 - 73 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 15 AIMED BLOW 63 - 75 - 1 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 14 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 17 - 1 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 49 - 77 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 48 - 2 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 10 - 0 17 |
Turn 457 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 8 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 13 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 15 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 10 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 7 AIMED BLOW 5 - 10 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY POPPY 9927 21 12 0 117 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK DANCING QUEEN 10133 14 9 2 131 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LUNGING ATTACK MEK-QUAKE 9782 19 14 0 111 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SLASHING ATTACK CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410 11 5 0 110 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DIANE 8574 15 12 0 104 CHEERS (659)
BASHING ATTACK DIE ROLL 9946 18 11 0 102 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
WALL OF STEEL EVAN DRAKE 9136 11 5 0 66 CHEERS (659)
AIMED BLOW ROTE 10386 4 1 0 57 ERRATA! (760)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MEK-QUAKE 9782. The most popular warrior this turn
was STRAW FIRE 10333. The ten other most popular fighters were LION KING 10419,
CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410, FEMINIST 10103, VOLCANICUS 10376, THERMOS 10119, SPLINTER
10354, JUHR ROCKFIST 10268, FAILED FORTE 10442, SAKURA 10412, and MEK-QUAKE 9782.
The least popular fighter this week was BROKEN FAUCET 9686. The other ten least
popular fighters were RAINBOW 9841, HEM AND HAW 10458, THE GIRL 10375, TOXIC 10498,
SUETONIUS 10353, DHAMPIR DRAGOON 10501, BONDSERVANT 10491, HERENIUS 10472, LATE
KNIGHT SNACK 10249, and MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
POPPY (47-9927) LAND OF OZ (217)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PLAGUE FACE (47-9829) TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
TOXYGEN (47-10027) PSY CORPS (867)