DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/09/2023    Duedate: 06/05/2023

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-457

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POPPY
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9927) [21-12-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DANCING QUEEN                  JERMAN
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
(47-10133) [14-9-2,131]        (47-10446) [6-1-0,83]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MEK-QUAKE                      STRAW FIRE
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)            LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9782) [19-14-0,111]        (47-10333) [5-7-0,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ERRATA! (760)               55
2. TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)      54      MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
3. SHEWISH DINER (806)         52      Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (801)        42
5. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)        37      WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        24  12  2 66.7   1/ 1 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)       12  3 1
 2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1028 671 34 60.5   2/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)         11  4 0
 3/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     413 295 45 58.3   3/16 ERRATA! (760)            10  5 0
 4/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)      213 159 15 57.3   4/ 2 THE PURGE 209 (868)       9  6 0
 5/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1087 905 56 54.6   5/10*NARUTO (881)              8  4 0
 6/ 7 THE PURGE 209 (868)       88  75  3 54.0   6/ 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    8  7 2
 7/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    242 211 20 53.4   7/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  7 2
 8/10 CHEERS (659)             185 167 11 52.6   8/14 LAZY BOYZ (167)           8  7 0
 9/11 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    54  49  5 52.4   9/ 7 BASH BROS PARK (766)      8  7 0
10/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)      476 441 34 51.9  10/ 8 SHEWISH DINER (806)       8  7 0
11/ 9*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      17  16  0 51.5  11/18 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     8  7 0
12/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      289 286 13 50.3  12/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  8 2
13/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)     214 222 11 49.1  13/22 CHEERS (659)              7  8 1
14/15 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       25  26  0 49.0  14/13 DWARFED (882)             7  8 0
15/22 ERRATA! (760)             59  62  0 48.8  15/ 5*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      7  8 0
16/17 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    150 165  3 47.6  16/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  8 0
17/20*NARUTO (881)              10  11  0 47.6  17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      7  8 0
18/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     145 161  4 47.4  18/12 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     6  9 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 FAST FOOD (724)          305 340 16 47.3  19/20 FAST FOOD (724)           6  9 0
20/16 DWARFED (882)             59  66  2 47.2  20/27 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       5  8 0
21/23 LAZY BOYZ (167)           68  79  8 46.3  21/19 PSY CORPS (867)           5 10 0
22/21 PSY CORPS (867)           55  66  4 45.5  22/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       5 10 0
23-24 SNOW FORT (819)           54  65  2 45.4  23/21 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     5 10 0
24/25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     81 100  2 44.8  24/29 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      4  9 1
25/26 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      126 159 12 44.2  25/23 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     4  9 0
26/28 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      81 120  4 40.3  26-25*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)   2  3 0
27-29*QUACK PACK (876)          16  24  2 40.0  27-26*QUACK PACK (876)          2  6 0
28/27 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     19  30  2 38.8  28/28 WHITE WOLVES (832)        2 10 0
29/30 WHITE WOLVES (832)       138 247  8 35.8  29-31 SNOW FORT (819)           1  0 0
30-31*STARFLEET COMMAND (878)    7  19  0 26.9  30/30 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                         TURN 5: Turf War Scoring Spotlight

This report is generated directly from the files.  Hopefully as is as it should
be and there are no errors.  It would be wise to check for the first few turns
to make sure things are behaving as expected.

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        149   TBD        11   15    35    10    
                        139   EP         8    15    23    3     
                        133   TBW        7    14    19    0     
                        128   BOB        8    15    23    3     
                        122   SFII       9    15    25    3     
                        120   BOG        5    15    20    3     
                        87    BH         4    14    16    0     
                        59    AK47       0    0     0     0     

Individual                                           Endurance
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins 
DC?s/IAC?s
35         TBD                                                 
  10         DARQUE FORCES                 5/4         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  7          THE PURGE 209                 5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  18         ERRATA!                       5/5         25/25, 5        3         0/0       
23         EP                                                  
  8          BASH BROS PARK                5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  8          SHEWISH DINER                 5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  7          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
19         TBW                                                 
  4          SAVAGE SNACKS                 4/2         23/25, 5        0         0/0       
  8          MUSIC MAYHEM                  5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  7          WRATHMEN 21-21                5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
23         BOB                                                 
  8          TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  8          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  7          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
25         SFII                                                
  10         LAND OF OZ                    5/4         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  7          SECOND BANANAS                5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  8          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/3         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
20         BOG                                                 
  6          DWARFED                       5/1         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  7          CHEERS                        5/2         20/25, 4        0         0/0       
  7          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/2         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
16         BH                                                  
  6          FAST FOOD                     5/1         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  6          PSY CORPS                     5/1         25/25, 5        0         0/0       
  4          NARUTO                        4/2         21/25, 5        0         0/0       
0          AK47                                                
  0          QUACK PACK                    0/0         18/25, 4        0         0/0       
  0          N.E.R.D. LIFE                 0/0         10/25, 2        0         0/0       
  0          STARFLEET COMMAND             0/0         14/25, 3        0         0/0       

Alliance            Abbr  Managers
Stick a Fork in It  SFII  Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG                 BOG   Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD                 TBD   Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic        EP    Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB                 BOB   Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47   AK47  Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits          BH    Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World     TBW   Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome NORTH FORK.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Who can explain it?  
Not you, not me, not ERRATA!'s opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
16th to 3rd.  It seems so recently people were saying LAND OF OZ was washed up, 
finished.  But 4-1-0 moved them up 4.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with 
THE CHAMPION?  He actually beat DARQUE FORCES' APEFACE, and walked away with 25 more 
points from the fight.  Laughs were big at PSY CORPS while they watched ABSOLUM 
clobber FEMINIST.  She lost 16 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for LAND OF OZ's outstanding member, 
Duelmaster POPPY.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was DARQUE FORCES.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at BASH 
BROS PARK ain't reelin'!  DARQUE FORCES' mad!  How well I know the feeling of being 
the most challenged warrior, ISOLATION!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back 
to haunt you.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  NORTHWIND proved too determined for CLEF PALATE.  
CLEF PALATE was lucky to go in the ring, with 7-3-1 to his credit.  He will be 
remembered.  PLAGUE FACE killed KRAG AXEHAND, and expects revenge from DWARFED.  The 
dead are better off dead--they have no worries.  Death is no stranger to a warrior.  
SHEWISH DINER's SLOW COOK led a good life before leaving NORTH FORK.  Many would be 
proud to leave behind a 7-2-0.  SLOW COOK found himself really over-matched when he 
faced BIG TEN.  SLOW COOK found himself grossly dead at the end of the match.  GRIFF 
was plum wore out after FAMILIAR FUSILIER pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  SECOND 
BANANAS'll have to get a little better before going after FAMILIAR FUSILIER again!  
Someone told LEONNATIAS that WRATHMEN 21-21 never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy 
kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  Here's some advice:  study 
your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POPPY 9927                   21  12  0   117       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING QUEEN 10133          14   9  2   131       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716             13  11  0   123       ERRATA! (760)
 BIG TEN 10177                13   5  1   121       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896            13  13  0   117       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           15   9  0   116       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               19  14  0   111       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410      11   5  0   110       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 RAINBOW 9841                 21  19  0   107       LAND OF OZ (217)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      13   9  1   106       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 DIANE 8574                   15  12  0   104       CHEERS (659)
 DIE ROLL 9946                18  11  0   102       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 NORTHWIND 9454               19  15  2   100       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 SERF 10056                   16  12  0    97       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             15  15  0    97       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 WENDY 9727                   21  31  0    94       FAST FOOD (724)
 KING CHARLES 9451            18  17  0    91       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABSOLUM 10023                 9  10  2    89       PSY CORPS (867)
-YETI 8878                     9   3  1    88       SNOW FORT (819)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              20  15  0    87       CHEERS (659)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            15  19  0    86       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066           14  16  1    84       FAST FOOD (724)
 JERMAN 10446                  6   1  0    83       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 THE WARRIOR 9948             12  13  1    82       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CLANCY 7713                  12  12  0    82       ERRATA! (760)
 FEMINIST 10103               14  14  1    80       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 LADY FINGERS 9321             4   1  0    80       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             18  23  0    77       FAST FOOD (724)
 BOOTLICKER 10182             13   8  2    76       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640              12  13  1    75       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 ZIT 10348                     8   2  1    73       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 CHATTEL 10232                 8   5  0    71       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              11   5  0    66       CHEERS (659)
 PARA 7767                    11  13  0    65       ERRATA! (760)
--ZERO 8881                    9   4  0    65       SNOW FORT (819)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         16  10  0    63       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391          5   0  0    63       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 HILLARY 9534                 15  15  1    61       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DARK SOHO 10022              12  13  0    61       PSY CORPS (867)
 ROTE 10386                    4   1  0    57       ERRATA! (760)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONWAY 9720                  12   9  2    54       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CARISSIMUS 10204             12  15  1    54       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-SNOWPUNCH 8981                7   4  0    54       SNOW FORT (819)
 FLIMSY FLAM 10323             5   3  0    49       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-FLETCHER 10305                7   3  0    48       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-DAISY DUCK 10338              5   2  0    48       QUACK PACK (876)
 COCA CODA 10349               5   0  0    48       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 PREDATORS 10322               4   3  0    48       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CHAOS GOBLIN 10465            4   1  0    48       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 MISS GULCH 10389              5   2  0    47       LAND OF OZ (217)
-RUBBER DUCKY 10315            5   2  0    47       QUACK PACK (876)
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          4   1  0    46       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390           4   1  0    46       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 THE DARK 10463                5   0  0    45       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 DEMETRIUS 10203               9   9  0    43       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 PORTA POTTY 10321             2   3  0    43       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 STRAW FIRE 10333              5   7  0    42       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ALCHEMIST 9827                8   8  0    40       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 TURBULENCE 9902               5   3  1    40       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 VALTOR 10488                  2   0  1    38       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 GOOMBAH 10341                 6   5  0    37       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 FAILED FORTE 10442            3   2  1    37       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COSTANZA 10364                4   1  0    35       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THERMOS 10119                 3   4  0    35       ERRATA! (760)
 THE CHAMPION 9401             2   3  1    34       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APEFACE 10318                10   3  0    33       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268           4   2  0    33       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ONSLAUGHT 10352               3   3  0    33       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CACOPHONIC CHORD 10484        3   0  0    33       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 WINCHESTER 10260              8   7  0    31       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 SECRET SAUCE 10382            4   1  0    31       FAST FOOD (724)
 CARA 10449                    3   2  0    30       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 HUGH 9291                     3   1  0    30       CHEERS (659)
 MOJO W/CHEESE 10401           2   4  0    30       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 QUINTUS 10253                 5  12  2    29       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 CHOJI 10415                   3   2  0    28       NARUTO (881)
 REVENGE 10461                 2   3  0    28       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404        6   5  0    27       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 SCOURGE 10351                 3   3  1    27       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 THE GIRL 10375                3   2  0    27       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 ZABURZA 10414                 3   2  0    26       NARUTO (881)
 FATHER BARRY 9294             4   1  1    25       CHEERS (659)
 VIKA STEELBRAID 10428         4   3  0    25       DWARFED (882)
-SPOCK 10367                   2   3  0    24       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAXIMUS 10296                 4   9  0    23       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SPLINTER 10354                3   2  0    23       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           3   4  0    23       DWARFED (882)
 NATA 10443                    3   4  0    23       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
-GRUESOME 10005                2   4  1    23       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 REVEREND JIM 9229             1   0  0    23       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 VOLCANICUS 10376              3   3  0    22       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 MYSTERY MEAT 10403            3   3  0    22       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 GUNDL STRONGALE 10451         4   2  0    21       DWARFED (882)
 ISOLATION 10462               2   3  0    21       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 COURAGE 10495                 2   0  0    21       LAND OF OZ (217)
 WI 10444                      4   3  0    20       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 LION KING 10419               2   4  0    20       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 RUBY 10489                    1   1  0    20       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 LEONNATIAS 10343              4   6  1    19       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 RAZZLE 10493                  2   0  0    19       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249       2   5  0    19       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-LEONARD MCCOY 10474           2   0  0    18       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)
 BEDLAM 9956                   4   5  0    17       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 KAKASHI 10413                 2   3  0    17       NARUTO (881)
 HARVEY 10466                  2   3  0    17       FAST FOOD (724)
 UNION JACK 10329              3   7  0    16       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269         3   3  0    16       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290          2   4  0    16       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478       1   3  0    16       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            4   2  1    15       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BONDSERVANT 10491             2   0  0    15       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 MENIAL 10469                  1   3  0    13       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 GRIFF 10468                   2   3  1    10       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 TOXIC 10498                   1   1  0    10       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 SAKURA 10412                  2   3  0     9       NARUTO (881)
 GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496       0   2  0     8       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 ZIPPY 10480                   0   3  0     7       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 HERENIUS 10472                1   2  1     6       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 BAZIL 10479                   1   2  0     6       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 SUETONIUS 10353               0   4  0     4       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
-PAVEL CHEKOV 10476            0   2  0     2       STARFLEET COMMAND (878)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DHAMPIR DRAGOON 10501         0   1  0     1       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DISORDER 9939           3  5 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790  SHEWISH GIANT         457  NONE
HEM AND HAW 10458       1  4 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790  STONE GOLEM           457  NONE
HEDIES 10500            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   BANDIT PRINCE         457  NONE
DEAD 10502              0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    HIGH ELF              457  NONE
DEK IRONARM 10452       3  2 0 DWARFED 882          VALTOR 10488          456   
ELF 10507               0  1 0 DWARFED 882          WURM KIN              457  NONE
ZIB KLIBZET 1219       15 14 1 LAZY BOYZ 167        THE WARRIOR 9948      455  REVENGED
ZOE 10379               2  2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        HERENIUS 10472        454  REVENGED
CLEF PALATE 10325       7  3 1 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     NORTHWIND 9454        457   
STACCATO LEGATO 10362   1  1 0 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     SCOURGE 10351         454  REVENGED
BUG 10504               0  1 0 PSY CORPS 867        MOUNTAIN TROLL        457  NONE
DUST 10503              0  1 0 PSY CORPS 867        BANDIT PRINCE         457  NONE
LUCKY DUCKY 10340       3  2 1 QUACK PACK 876       ZIT 10348             453  NOT REVENGED
ALEX THE GREAT  10506   0  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  BLACK ORC             457  NONE
CLEO CATRA 10505        0  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SHEWISH GIANT         457  NONE
SHEIK TZU 9452         14 21 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  DANCING QUEEN 10133   456   
SERVANT 10453           0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  GLOCKENSPIEL 10416    453  NOT REVENGED
INSTANT TEA 10457       0  2 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880    GRUESOME 10005        454  REVENGED
SLOW COOK 10165         7  2 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    BIG TEN 10177         457   
IKIRYO INFANTRY 10359   0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   GRIFF 10468           453  JUST REVENGED
NINJA NOSFORATU 10384   1  2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   FAILED FORTE 10442    455   
MEGA MOOSE KNUC 10054  11  6 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 SHEIK TZU 9452        453  NONE
BLUNDERGUFF 10494       0  2 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    MISTRESS FANDETT      457  NONE
CRATERUS 10330          0  6 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873    DARK CHAMPION         457  NONE
EUPHEMIUS 10378         1  5 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     FATHER BARRY 9294     456   
VEXILLARIUS 10085       8 18 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     CONWAY 9720           455   
BRECK 10487             0  3 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883   HIGH ELF              457  NONE
DOUG 10448              1  1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883   LEONNATIAS 10343      454  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Look at that "Stick A Fork In It" team roaring up the standings! -- Oz The All 
Exuberant

Hem And Haw, I'll just bet you didn't expect that! -- Courage

Die Roll, musta been a bad one for you? Maybe it was the dice? Or the manager? -- 
Rainbow

Mek-Quake, I am thinking that was more of a Meh-Quack? -- Poppy

Slow Cook, you dog! You cretin! You bad thing! Please take this smallish rubber hose, 
insert it in your nose, swallow it all the way through to the other end, and fill it! 
Repeat process! Dorkball! -- Miss Gulch

I like me a Captured Orc for sparring. Yes I do. I lit him up! -- Straw Fire

I am really sorry to hear that, AK47. Sad. -- Oz The All Disappointed

I notice my alliance-mates both above me in the three-turn rankings with 9-6-2 and 
9-6-1 to my mere 9-6-0. Some people just seem to think Killing It Softly means 
something? -- OZ The All Peace-Loving

Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork is the place to be! -- Oz The All Informative

Spectral Steel's DC was confirmed to be an input error by RSI.  Scoring has been 
adjusted. -- Assur (as moderator)

DD -- How much did that bribe cost you?  (curious for future reference) -- Assur (as 
manager)

Union Jack -- Had you decided to wear some armour I think the victory would have been 
yours! -- Quintus

Conway -- I hope you are fond of your skin as my brothers will peel it from you as 
they exact their revenge! -- Ghost of Vexillarius

Apeface -- So much for trying to make a monkey out of you! -- Maximus

Mahx Ohverfail -- More like Mahx Imum Damage! I thought I was going to lose my arm! -- 
Suetonius

Fletcher -- My manager will need a few parry skills of his own when I get hold of him 
for telling me to challenge you! -- Demetrius

Zit -- Well avenged! Zoe would be proud! -- Hernius

Volcanius -- Try wearing some armour next time. -- Leonnatius

Eques Eidolon -- Congratulations on your win! I am just happy to have kept my head! -- 
Maximus

Goombah -- Thank you for my new scars! The ladies are impressed more than I am! -- 
Quintus

Father Barry -- You will not be fathering any more sons when we have finished with 
you! -- White Wolves

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DISORDER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CRATERUS was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
HEM AND HAW was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a slow 3 minute Dark Arena match.
BLUNDERGUFF was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BRECK was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ELF was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEAD was dispatched by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUG was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
HEDIES was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DUST was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ALEX THE GREAT DANE was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
CLEO CATRA was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
KING CHARLES was overpowered by DANCING QUEEN in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud match.
FAMILIAR FUSILIER savagely defeated GRIFF in a 5 minute brutal Bloodfeud fight.
CARA demolished LEONNATIAS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
MAXIMUS was bested by CONWAY in a 4 minute Bloodfeud battle.
CLEF PALATE was narrowly killed by NORTHWIND in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
CHAOS GOBLIN handily defeated JERMAN CHOC CAKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SAMURAI SHADOW devastated DARK SOHO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JERMAN was overpowered by ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MEK-QUAKE viciously subdued SERF in a exciting 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
PLAGUE FACE killed KRAG AXEHAND in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
DIE ROLL devastated WENDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
EVAN DRAKE was defeated by THE WARRIOR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DIANE demolished ORIGINAL JOE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BARSTOOL 5 was viciously subdued by CARAMEL KHARADMON in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
JURINE CAKE overpowered APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CLANCY overpowered CLUB COFFEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PREDATORS overpowered FATHER BARRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TURBULENCE was vanquished by PARA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
COSTANZA was overpowered by ROTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
EQUES EIDOLON handily defeated ZABURZA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CARISSIMUS was overpowered by ZIT in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GOOMBAH was savagely defeated by MISS GULCH in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
FLIMSY FLAM defeated STRAW FIRE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
VALTOR overpowered MYSTERY MEAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
THERMOS subdued THE GIRL in a action packed 6 minute Challenge contest.
DEMETRIUS luckily beat JUHR ROCKFIST in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
NATA was bested by ONSLAUGHT in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
HUGH handily defeated ISOLATION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WI subdued UNION JACK in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
GLOCKENSPIEL was demolished by REVENGE in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
GHASTLY GLADIATOR was viciously subdued by KAKASHI in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
TOXYGEN was unbelievably bested by POPPY in a popular 6 minute veteran's Title duel.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP vanquished ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BROKEN FAUCET was outlasted by RAINBOW in a unpopular 14 minute expert's conflict.
BIG TEN assassinated SLOW COOK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FEMINIST was overcome by ABSOLUM in a exciting 3 minute brutal master's melee.
CHERRI BOMB savagely defeated BOOTLICKER in a action packed 2 minute veteran's battle.
HILLARY was overpowered by LADY FINGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
CHATTEL was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's match.
SMOKE KING HOT beat ALCHEMIST in a 1 minute battle.
VIKA STEELBRAID was demolished by PLANTERS PUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COCA CODA bested WINCHESTER in a 3 minute conflict.
FAILED FORTE was beaten by THE DARK in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
QUINTUS was subdued by SECRET SAUCE in a 4 minute brawl.
LYXIA ROSEPETAL was overpowered by MOJO W/CHEESE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LOKA WARBEARD was demolished by PORTA POTTY in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
APEFACE beat THE CHAMPION in a 2 minute bout.
LION KING viciously subdued HARVEY in a popular 5 minute gory struggle.
CHOJI unbelievably bested SPLINTER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
VOLCANICUS savagely defeated ZIPPY in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
SCOURGE demolished BEDLAM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GUNDL STRONGALE overcame BAZIL in a 2 minute bout.
MAHX OHVERFAIL was devastated by CACOPHONIC CHORD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LATE KNIGHT SNACK was devastated by RUBY in a 1 minute uneven match.
HERENIUS was vanquished by REVEREND JIM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BONDSERVANT luckily beat SAKURA in a action packed 5 minute brutal beginner's fight.
RAZZLE demolished DHAMPIR DRAGOON in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MENIAL overpowered SUETONIUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COURAGE demolished TOXIC in a 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         STRIKING ATTACK  126 -  99 -  7      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         WALL OF STEEL     52 -  54 -  3      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         LUNGING ATTACK   101 - 108 -  8      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         TOTAL PARRY       65 -  73 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         AIMED BLOW        63 -  75 -  1      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  17 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   49 -  77 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  48 -  2      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  10 -  0      17  |

Turn 457 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        7 -  8         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 13     STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 15         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    6 - 10         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  7     AIMED BLOW         5 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      POPPY 9927                 21  12  0  117 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK  DANCING QUEEN 10133        14   9  2  131 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LUNGING ATTACK   MEK-QUAKE 9782             19  14  0  111 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410    11   5  0  110 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIANE 8574                 15  12  0  104 CHEERS (659)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              18  11  0  102 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
WALL OF STEEL    EVAN DRAKE 9136            11   5  0   66 CHEERS (659)
AIMED BLOW       ROTE 10386                  4   1  0   57 ERRATA! (760)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MEK-QUAKE 9782.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was STRAW FIRE 10333.  The ten other most popular fighters were LION KING 10419, 
CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410, FEMINIST 10103, VOLCANICUS 10376, THERMOS 10119, SPLINTER 
10354, JUHR ROCKFIST 10268, FAILED FORTE 10442, SAKURA 10412, and MEK-QUAKE 9782.

The least popular fighter this week was BROKEN FAUCET 9686.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RAINBOW 9841, HEM AND HAW 10458, THE GIRL 10375, TOXIC 10498, 
SUETONIUS 10353, DHAMPIR DRAGOON 10501, BONDSERVANT 10491, HERENIUS 10472, LATE 
KNIGHT SNACK 10249, and MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

POPPY (47-9927) LAND OF OZ (217)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PLAGUE FACE (47-9829) TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
TOXYGEN (47-10027) PSY CORPS (867)