DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/06/2023    Duedate: 07/03/2023

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-458

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHERRI BOMB
ERRATA! (760)
(47-7716) [14-11-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHERRI BOMB                    JERMAN
ERRATA! (760)                  WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
(47-7716) [14-11-0,138]        (47-10446) [7-1-0,105]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MEK-QUAKE                      ONSLAUGHT
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)            DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-9782) [20-14-0,113]        (47-10352) [4-3-0,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)        50
2. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)        48      MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
3. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)       47      Unchartered Team
4. REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)       39
5. SHEWISH DINER (806)         37      WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        26  15  2 63.4   1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         11  4 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1031 673 34 60.5   2/ 3 ERRATA! (760)            11  4 0
 3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     417 296 45 58.5   3/ 6 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    9  6 2
 4/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806)      216 161 16 57.3   4/15*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      9  6 0
 5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1088 909 56 54.5   5/ 1 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        9  6 0
 6/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868)       91  77  3 54.2   6/ 9 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  6 0
 7/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    246 212 20 53.7   7/ 8 LAZY BOYZ (167)           8  7 1
 8/ 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    57  51  5 52.8   8/12 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  7 1
 9/ 8 CHEERS (659)             188 169 11 52.7   9/10 SHEWISH DINER (806)       8  7 1
10/11*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      20  18  0 52.6  10/ 4 THE PURGE 209 (868)       8  7 0
11/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)      479 443 34 52.0  11/16 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 0
12/12 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      292 288 13 50.3  12/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      8  7 0
13/13 BASH BROS PARK (766)     217 224 11 49.2  13/11 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     8  7 0
14/15 ERRATA! (760)             62  64  0 49.2  14/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 2
15/14 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       27  29  0 48.2  15/13 CHEERS (659)              7  8 1
16/18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     148 163  4 47.6  16/20 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       6  7 0
17/16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    152 168  3 47.5  17/22 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       6  9 0
18/19 FAST FOOD (724)          306 344 16 47.1  18/18 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 DWARFED (882)             60  70  2 46.2  19/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     6  9 0
20/21 LAZY BOYZ (167)           70  82  9 46.1  20/ 5*NARUTO (881)              5  7 0
21/24 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     85 101  2 45.7  21/14 DWARFED (882)             5 10 0
22/22 PSY CORPS (867)           56  70  4 44.4  22/24 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      4  8 1
23-25 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      126 159 12 44.2  23/21 PSY CORPS (867)           4 11 0
24/26 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      82 123  4 40.0  24/19 FAST FOOD (724)           3 12 0
25-27*QUACK PACK (876)          16  24  2 40.0  25/ 0*FORKING DISASTERS (736)   2  3 0
26/17*NARUTO (881)              10  15  0 40.0  26/28 WHITE WOLVES (832)        2  8 0
27-28 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     19  30  2 38.8  27-30 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       1  4 0
28/29 WHITE WOLVES (832)       139 249  8 35.8  28-25 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     1  7 0
29/ 0*FORKING DISASTERS (736)    6  14  0 30.0  29-27*QUACK PACK (876)          0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                          TURN 6: Turf War Scoring Spotlight

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        176   TBD        9    15    24    3     
                        166   EP         9    15    24    3     
                        158   TBW        7    15    22    3     
                        154   BOB        8    15    23    3     
                        149   SFII       8    15    24    3     
                        147   BOG        8    15    24    3     
                        101   BH         2    14    14    0     
                        59    AK47       0    0     0     0     

Individual                                           Endurance
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins  DCs/IACs
24         TBD                                                 
  8          DARQUE FORCES                 5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  8          THE PURGE 209                 5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  8          ERRATA!                       5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
24         EP                                                  
  8          BASH BROS PARK                5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  8          SHEWISH DINER                 5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  8          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
22         TBW                                                 
  7          SAVAGE SNACKS                 5/2         28/30, 6        0         0/0       
  7          MUSIC MAYHEM                  5/2         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  8          WRATHMEN 21-21                5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
23         BOB                                                 
  8          TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  8          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  7          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/2         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
24         SFII                                                
  8          LAND OF OZ                    5/3         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  10         SECOND BANANAS                5/4         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  6          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/1         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
24         BOG                                                 
  6          DWARFED                       5/1         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  8          CHEERS                        5/3         25/30, 5        0         0/0       
  10         REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/4         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
14         BH                                                  
  6          FAST FOOD                     5/1         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  6          PSY CORPS                     5/1         30/30, 6        0         0/0       
  2          NARUTO                        4/0         25/30, 6        0         0/0       
0          AK47                                                
  0          QUACK PACK                    0/0         18/30, 4        0         0/0       
  0          N.E.R.D. LIFE                 0/0         10/30, 2        0         0/0       
  0          STARFLEET COMMAND             0/0         14/30, 3        0         0/0       

Alliance            Abbr  Managers
Stick a Fork in It  SFII  Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG                 BOG   Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD                 TBD   Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic        EP    Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB                 BOB   Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47   AK47  Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits          BH    Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World     TBW   Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

My name is Poppy. I am Duelmaster. Bwahahahaha! 

And this is not my first. I have also been selected to the realm of Lord Protector. 
That means I am not only pretty, but I am quite HOT STUFF!

Usually a Consortium warrior proclaims his or her or its stats and personal data when 
they have been deemed Lord Protector, But, y'all, I ain't that dumb. I won't tell you 
anything until I get out of here. You won't find anything on the RASI site either, 
until I am gone. I will leave it at this -- I am Consortium Graduate #1280. 

Watch out, North Fork! I want one more win.

                                          -- Poppy, DMIII

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
NORTH FORK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If The Welcome Wench is buying 
drinks for WRATHMEN 21-21's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  
A 3-2-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
NARUTO, who went 0-4-0 and dropped 15 into 20th.  Here's my pity, for what it's 
worth.  Now let's all watch SECOND BANANAS' heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  
Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see JERMAN win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ZIT beat 
ACE REPORTER and ACE REPORTER lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  CARAMEL 
KHARADMON challenged NORTH FORK's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, NORTH FORK may be getting bland, as POPPY stays top dog 
in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You 
want to know what's new, don't you, NORTH FORK?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  BASH BROS PARK was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily 
livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was SATAN'S MINIONS.  Ha ha ha ha!  
DIANE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, MEK-QUAKE was 
challenged by ORIGINAL JOE, who was ranked 27 points below him.  But here's a pretty 
tale--ORIGINAL JOE did lose the fight, but gained 1 worth of recognition.  Some long 
shots can pay off, I guess.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, THE 
CHAMPION challenged up 31 to take on PARA of ERRATA!.  My sides still hurt from 
laughing about PARA losing and giving THE CHAMPION 22 points of recognition.  Ha ha 
ha ha!!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for NORTH FORK's 
morgue.  More variety.  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, 
CHATTEL of SATAN'S MINIONS has added the final loss to his 8-5-0.  Tee hee!  Not that 
I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see KING CHARLES and REIGNNCATSNDOGS 
at The Welcome Wench tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over DANCING QUEEN.  
We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you 
sooner that later?   
     What does the NORTH FORK arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHERRI BOMB 7716             14  11  0   138       ERRATA! (760)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROTTING WOOD 9896            14  13  0   125       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           16   9  0   119       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782               20  14  0   113       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 DIE ROLL 9946                19  11  0   111       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 KING CHARLES 9451            19  17  0   110       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 DIANE 8574                   16  12  0   109       CHEERS (659)
 JERMAN 10446                  7   1  0   105       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 SERF 10056                   17  12  0   101       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410      11   6  0   101       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 LADY FINGERS 9321             5   1  1    99       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 RAINBOW 9841                 21  20  0    97       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CLANCY 7713                  13  12  0    96       ERRATA! (760)
 WENDY 9727                   21  32  0    95       FAST FOOD (724)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             15  16  0    95       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      13  10  1    95       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BIG TEN 10177                13   6  1    91       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              21  15  0    90       CHEERS (659)
 ABSOLUM 10023                 9  11  2    90       PSY CORPS (867)
 ZIT 10348                     9   2  1    90       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 NORTHWIND 9454               19  16  2    87       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 THE WARRIOR 9948             13  13  1    87       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133          14  10  2    86       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066           14  17  1    85       FAST FOOD (724)
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391          6   0  0    81       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         17  10  0    80       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             18  24  0    78       FAST FOOD (724)
 FEMINIST 10103               14  15  1    76       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 ROTE 10386                    5   1  0    76       ERRATA! (760)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            15  20  0    71       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640              12  14  1    67       LAZY BOYZ (167)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HILLARY 9534                 16  15  1    66       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DARK SOHO 10022              12  14  0    66       PSY CORPS (867)
 MISS GULCH 10389              6   2  0    66       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BOOTLICKER 10182             13   9  2    62       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CHAOS GOBLIN 10465            5   1  0    61       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390           5   1  0    60       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 PARA 7767                    11  14  0    57       ERRATA! (760)
 STRAW FIRE 10333              6   7  0    57       LAND OF OZ (217)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAILED FORTE 10442            4   2  1    56       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 THE CHAMPION 9401             3   3  1    56       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-CARISSIMUS 10204             12  15  1    54       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          5   1  0    53       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              11   6  0    52       CHEERS (659)
 THE DARK 10463                6   0  0    50       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 PORTA POTTY 10321             3   3  0    50       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CONWAY 9720                  12  10  2    48       SECOND BANANAS (573)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLETCHER 10305                7   3  0    48       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-DAISY DUCK 10338              5   2  0    48       QUACK PACK (876)
 ALCHEMIST 9827                9   8  0    47       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-RUBBER DUCKY 10315            5   2  0    47       QUACK PACK (876)
 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268           5   2  0    46       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 COSTANZA 10364                5   1  0    46       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-DEMETRIUS 10203               9   9  0    43       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 CARA 10449                    4   2  0    43       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 ONSLAUGHT 10352               4   3  0    42       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FLIMSY FLAM 10323             5   4  0    41       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-TURBULENCE 9902               5   3  1    40       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 COCA CODA 10349               5   1  0    39       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 WINCHESTER 10260              9   7  0    38       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 PREDATORS 10322               4   4  0    38       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 REVENGE 10461                 3   3  0    38       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 VALTOR 10488                  2   1  1    38       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 APEFACE 10318                11   3  0    36       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FATHER BARRY 9294             5   1  1    34       CHEERS (659)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOOMBAH 10341                 6   6  0    33       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 NATA 10443                    4   4  0    33       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404        7   5  0    31       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 MYSTERY MEAT 10403            4   3  0    31       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 QUINTUS 10253                 5  13  2    30       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 VOLCANICUS 10376              4   3  0    30       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 THE GIRL 10375                4   2  0    30       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 REVEREND JIM 9229             2   0  0    30       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 5   9  0    29       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 LION KING 10419               3   4  0    28       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 THERMOS 10119                 3   5  0    28       ERRATA! (760)
 ISOLATION 10462               3   3  0    28       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 SECRET SAUCE 10382            4   2  0    27       FAST FOOD (724)
 HUGH 9291                     3   2  0    26       CHEERS (659)
 GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496       1   2  0    26       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SPLINTER 10354                3   3  0    24       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           3   5  0    24       DWARFED (882)
 CACOPHONIC CHORD 10484        3   1  0    24       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVEY 10466                  3   3  0    23       FAST FOOD (724)
-GRUESOME 10005                2   4  1    23       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 TSUNAMI 7240                  2   2  0    23       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 MOJO W/CHEESE 10401           2   5  0    23       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 SCOURGE 10351                 3   4  1    22       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290          3   4  0    22       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BONDSERVANT 10491             3   0  0    21       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 LEONNATIAS 10343              4   7  1    20       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 ZABURZA 10414                 3   3  0    20       NARUTO (881)
 CHOJI 10415                   3   3  0    20       NARUTO (881)
 LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249       2   6  0    20       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 COURAGE 10495                 2   1  0    19       LAND OF OZ (217)
 VIKA STEELBRAID 10428         4   4  0    18       DWARFED (882)
 GRIFF 10468                   3   3  1    18       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-BEDLAM 9956                   4   5  0    17       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269         3   4  0    17       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 PRINCESS OF PURASHA 10520     1   0  0    17       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            4   3  1    16       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 WI 10444                      4   4  0    16       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 KAKASHI 10413                 2   4  0    16       NARUTO (881)
 FATONAL 10517                 1   0  0    16       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 GUNDL STRONGALE 10451         4   3  0    15       DWARFED (882)
 WILDFIRE 7239                 1   3  0    14       FORKING DISASTERS (736)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHPONGLE 10510                1   0  0    14       PSY CORPS (867)
 SAKURA 10412                  2   4  0    13       NARUTO (881)
 FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478       1   4  0    13       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 EARL GREY 10521               1   0  0    12       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 ZIPPY 10480                   1   3  1    11       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 TOXIC 10498                   1   2  0    11       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 ELECTROCUTION 7342            1   1  0    11       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         1   0  0    10       DWARFED (882)
 RAZZLE 10493                  2   1  0     7       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 MENIAL 10469                  1   4  0     7       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-HERENIUS 10472                1   2  1     6       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      1   0  0     6       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 RUBY 10489                    1   2  0     5       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 CRAPKIN 10522                 1   0  0     5       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 TORNADO 7341                  1   1  0     4       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
-SUETONIUS 10353               0   4  0     4       WHITE MAIMERS (873)
 DOOF 10512                    0   1  0     1       PSY CORPS (867)
 NESTEABAG PLUNGE 10518        0   1  0     1       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 SNAPDRAGON 10523              0   1  0     1       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 PROMETHEUS 10511              0   1  0     1       PSY CORPS (867)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 10516            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   SPYMASTER             458  NONE
DEK IRONARM 10452       3  2 0 DWARFED 882          VALTOR 10488          456   
ORK 10515               0  1 0 DWARFED 882          BANDIT PRINCE         458  NONE
AVALANCHE 7242          1  3 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 SPYMASTER             458  NONE
BAZIL 10479             1  3 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        BANDIT PRINCE         458  NONE
ZIB KLIBZET 1219       15 14 1 LAZY BOYZ 167        THE WARRIOR 9948      455  REVENGED
ZOE 10379               2  2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        HERENIUS 10472        454  REVENGED
CLEF PALATE 10325       7  3 1 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     NORTHWIND 9454        457   
STACCATO LEGATO 10362   1  1 0 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     SCOURGE 10351         454  REVENGED
SHEIK TZU 9452         14 21 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  DANCING QUEEN 10133   456  JUST REVENGED
UNION JACK 10329        3  8 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       WURM KIN              458  NONE
CHATTEL 10232           8  6 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  LADY FINGERS 9321     458   
INSTANT TEA 10457       0  2 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880    GRUESOME 10005        454  REVENGED
SLOW COOK 10165         7  2 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    BIG TEN 10177         457   
DHAMPIR DRAGOON 10501   0  2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   ZIPPY 10480           458   
NINJA NOSFORATU 10384   1  2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   FAILED FORTE 10442    455   
CHOPPED LIVER 10524     0  1 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 WURM KIN              458  NONE
EUPHEMIUS 10378         1  5 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     FATHER BARRY 9294     456   
VEXILLARIUS 10085       8 18 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     CONWAY 9720           455   
DOUG 10448              1  1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883   LEONNATIAS 10343      454  REVENGED
NO 10513                0  1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883   SHEWISH GIANT         458  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Washed up?! Who said Land Of Oz was washed up? Surely sounds like a Vlad mistruth, or 
else a semi-subtle whining Assur misdirection. Humph. -- Oz The All Cleanly

Goombah, how nice of you to challenge and slip me an easy-peasy win. -- Miss Gulch

Flimsy-Flam, you dad gum scumball! -- Straw Fire

Toxygen, I really had a good time and I thank you for all those nice skills. -- Poppy, 
Duelmaster

Broken Faucet, come on now, let's do it again. Have courage and I will show you all 
the colors. (Or you could just take a pill?) -- Rainbow

Toxic, what a teacher! -- Courage
P.S. Fooler you there with that weapon, eh?

SFII -- where the quality begins and ends in North Fork. -- Oz The All Proud

Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork forever! -- Oz The All Cheerleading

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AVALANCHE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UNION JACK was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BAZIL was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
ORK was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NO was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
HEDIES was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHOPPED LIVER was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
KING CHARLES devastated DANCING QUEEN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
BIG TEN was overpowered by CHERRI BOMB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
SAMURAI SHADOW handily defeated CLUB COFFEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CHAOS GOBLIN overpowered COCA CODA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JURINE CAKE was defeated by DIANE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
CARAMEL KHARADMON was unbelievably bested by POPPY in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP slimly lost to ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
CLANCY subdued WENDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
ORIGINAL JOE was overcome by MEK-QUAKE in a popular 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
CHATTEL was butchered by LADY FINGERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE WARRIOR beat FEMINIST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Challenge brawl.
SMOKE KING HOT overpowered APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ROTE beat BOOTLICKER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
COSTANZA overpowered THERMOS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE CHAMPION bested PARA in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
EQUES EIDOLON vanquished FLIMSY FLAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STRAW FIRE vanquished PREDATORS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
JERMAN CHOC CAKE outlasted CHOJI in a slow 21 minute Challenge match.
CACOPHONIC CHORD was overpowered by JUHR ROCKFIST in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
VIKA STEELBRAID was overpowered by REVENGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GRIFF savagely defeated TOXIC in a action packed 5 minute brutal Challenge match.
HARVEY unbelievably bested LEONNATIAS in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
FAMILIAR FUSILIER was beaten by MAHX OHVERFAIL in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
LATE KNIGHT SNACK was beaten by LION KING in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
REVEREND JIM savagely defeated SPLINTER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
LOKA WARBEARD was handily defeated by NATA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DHAMPIR DRAGOON was luckily killed by  ZIPPY in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
COURAGE was narrowly defeated by ISOLATION in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BONDSERVANT won victory over KAKASHI in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight.
SERF demolished FIZBAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DIE ROLL viciously subdued RAINBOW in a exciting 2 minute bloody veteran's fight.
NORTHWIND was demolished by JERMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BROKEN FAUCET unbelievably bested ABSOLUM in a exciting 7 minute bloody master's bout.
ACE REPORTER was vanquished by ZIT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARSTOOL 5 luckily beat DARK SOHO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute expert's duel.
EVAN DRAKE was subdued by MISS GULCH in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
HILLARY handily defeated GOOMBAH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PLANTERS PUNCH overpowered QUINTUS in a 1 minute bloody uneven competition.
FAILED FORTE savagely defeated CONWAY in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
PORTA POTTY overpowered MOJO W/CHEESE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALCHEMIST overpowered ZABURZA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
VALTOR slimly lost to THE DARK in a 2 minute duel.
SECRET SAUCE was savagely defeated by ONSLAUGHT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
THE GIRL luckily beat WILDFIRE in a popular 8 minute gory battle.
HUGH was overcome by WINCHESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
FATHER BARRY overpowered GLOCKENSPIEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CARA demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SCOURGE was bested by TSUNAMI in a 1 minute match.
APEFACE subdued SAKURA in a 2 minute contest.
WI was viciously subdued by MAXIMUS in a 7 minute gory bout.
MYSTERY MEAT vanquished MENIAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GUNDL STRONGALE was overpowered by GHASTLY GLADIATOR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VOLCANICUS devastated LYXIA ROSEPETAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUBY was defeated by FATONAL in a 1 minute bloody novice's duel.
ELECTROCUTION demolished PROMETHEUS in a unpopular 5 minute gory one-sided conflict.
TORNADO was overpowered by SHPONGLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RAZZLE lost to PRINCESS OF PURASHA in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
FLINT FORGEHART overpowered SNAPDRAGON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DOOF was viciously subdued by PRINCE OF BARKNESS in a 4 minute brutal novice's match.
NESTEABAG PLUNGE lost to CRAPKIN in a 2 minute novice's fight.
EARL GREY devastated MAXIMILLIAN in a unpopular 6 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  28         STRIKING ATTACK  126 - 105 -  7      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         LUNGING ATTACK   111 - 112 -  8      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         TOTAL PARRY       70 -  75 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         WALL OF STEEL     57 -  62 -  4      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         AIMED BLOW        65 -  75 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  18 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   52 -  81 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  54 -  1      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  10 -  0      23  |

Turn 458 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 13         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        10 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      6 - 11         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    16 - 12     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 - 10         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  7         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CHERRI BOMB 7716           14  11  0  138 ERRATA! (760)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROTTING WOOD 9896          14  13  0  125 BASH BROS PARK (766)
TOTAL PARRY      BROKEN FAUCET 9686         16   9  0  119 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              19  11  0  111 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIANE 8574                 16  12  0  109 CHEERS (659)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410    11   6  0  101 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
AIMED BLOW       ROTE 10386                  5   1  0   76 ERRATA! (760)
WALL OF STEEL    EVAN DRAKE 9136            11   6  0   52 CHEERS (659)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MEK-QUAKE 9782.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ONSLAUGHT 10352.  The ten other most popular fighters were CARAMEL KHARADMON 
10410, DARK SOHO 10022, GRIFF 10468, KAKASHI 10413, ABSOLUM 10023, WILDFIRE 7239, 
FAILED FORTE 10442, CLANCY 7713, LION KING 10419, and COURAGE 10495.

The least popular fighter this week was CHOJI 10415.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404, EARL GREY 10521, WI 10444, PROMETHEUS 10511, 
TORNADO 7341, ELECTROCUTION 7342, RUBY 10489, LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269, GUNDL STRONGALE 
10451, and MENIAL 10469.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MEK-QUAKE (47-9782) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

POPPY (47-9927) LAND OF OZ (217)

                         SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEW ORLEANS!

We're going back to the Big Easy! We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in New 
Orleans, LA on July 21-23, 2023! It will be held at the same hotel as last time we 
were there, the Hilton New Orleans St. Charles (504-378-2808).  Room rates are $159.00 
per night, 1-2 occupancy, with free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center and 
on-site restaurant.  The rooms are blocked and the code is "DUEL"  

         The official block cutoff is June 20 so make your reservations ASAP!
         The hotel reservation site is:  https://tinyurl.com/FF69inNewOrleans

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

We look forward to seeing you in July! -- RSI