DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/06/2023 Duedate: 07/03/2023
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-458
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHERRI BOMB
ERRATA! (760)
(47-7716) [14-11-0,138]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHERRI BOMB JERMAN
ERRATA! (760) WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
(47-7716) [14-11-0,138] (47-10446) [7-1-0,105]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MEK-QUAKE ONSLAUGHT
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-9782) [20-14-0,113] (47-10352) [4-3-0,42]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN 21-21 (883) 50
2. SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 48 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
3. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 47 Unchartered Team
4. REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 39
5. SHEWISH DINER (806) 37 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 26 15 2 63.4 1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 11 4 0
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) %1031 673 34 60.5 2/ 3 ERRATA! (760) 11 4 0
3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573) 417 296 45 58.5 3/ 6 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 9 6 2
4/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806) 216 161 16 57.3 4/15*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883) 9 6 0
5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) %1088 909 56 54.5 5/ 1 MUSIC MAYHEM (877) 9 6 0
6/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868) 91 77 3 54.2 6/ 9 BASH BROS PARK (766) 9 6 0
7/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 246 212 20 53.7 7/ 8 LAZY BOYZ (167) 8 7 1
8/ 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857) 57 51 5 52.8 8/12 SECOND BANANAS (573) 8 7 1
9/ 8 CHEERS (659) 188 169 11 52.7 9/10 SHEWISH DINER (806) 8 7 1
10/11*WRATHMEN 21-21 (883) 20 18 0 52.6 10/ 4 THE PURGE 209 (868) 8 7 0
11/10 DARQUE FORCES (396) 479 443 34 52.0 11/16 DARQUE FORCES (396) 8 7 0
12/12 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 292 288 13 50.3 12/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 8 7 0
13/13 BASH BROS PARK (766) 217 224 11 49.2 13/11 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 8 7 0
14/15 ERRATA! (760) 62 64 0 49.2 14/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 8 2
15/14 SAVAGE SNACKS (880) 27 29 0 48.2 15/13 CHEERS (659) 7 8 1
16/18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 148 163 4 47.6 16/20 SAVAGE SNACKS (880) 6 7 0
17/16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 152 168 3 47.5 17/22 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 6 9 0
18/19 FAST FOOD (724) 306 344 16 47.1 18/18 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 6 9 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 DWARFED (882) 60 70 2 46.2 19/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 6 9 0
20/21 LAZY BOYZ (167) 70 82 9 46.1 20/ 5*NARUTO (881) 5 7 0
21/24 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 85 101 2 45.7 21/14 DWARFED (882) 5 10 0
22/22 PSY CORPS (867) 56 70 4 44.4 22/24 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 4 8 1
23-25 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 126 159 12 44.2 23/21 PSY CORPS (867) 4 11 0
24/26 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 82 123 4 40.0 24/19 FAST FOOD (724) 3 12 0
25-27*QUACK PACK (876) 16 24 2 40.0 25/ 0*FORKING DISASTERS (736) 2 3 0
26/17*NARUTO (881) 10 15 0 40.0 26/28 WHITE WOLVES (832) 2 8 0
27-28 ASSASSIN NATION (790) 19 30 2 38.8 27-30 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 1 4 0
28/29 WHITE WOLVES (832) 139 249 8 35.8 28-25 ASSASSIN NATION (790) 1 7 0
29/ 0*FORKING DISASTERS (736) 6 14 0 30.0 29-27*QUACK PACK (876) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TURN 6: Turf War Scoring Spotlight
Total Team Alliance
Score Alliance Wins Fights Score Score
176 TBD 9 15 24 3
166 EP 9 15 24 3
158 TBW 7 15 22 3
154 BOB 8 15 23 3
149 SFII 8 15 24 3
147 BOG 8 15 24 3
101 BH 2 14 14 0
59 AK47 0 0 0 0
Individual Endurance
Score Team Fights/Wins Fights,Turns Most Wins DCs/IACs
24 TBD
8 DARQUE FORCES 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
8 THE PURGE 209 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
8 ERRATA! 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
24 EP
8 BASH BROS PARK 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
8 SHEWISH DINER 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
8 WEIRD ALCHEMY 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
22 TBW
7 SAVAGE SNACKS 5/2 28/30, 6 0 0/0
7 MUSIC MAYHEM 5/2 30/30, 6 0 0/0
8 WRATHMEN 21-21 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
23 BOB
8 TEAM HAS NO NAME 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
8 SPECTRAL STEEL 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
7 SATAN'S MINIONS 5/2 30/30, 6 0 0/0
24 SFII
8 LAND OF OZ 5/3 30/30, 6 0 0/0
10 SECOND BANANAS 5/4 30/30, 6 0 0/0
6 ROYAL FLUSH 5/1 30/30, 6 0 0/0
24 BOG
6 DWARFED 5/1 30/30, 6 0 0/0
8 CHEERS 5/3 25/30, 5 0 0/0
10 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 5/4 30/30, 6 0 0/0
14 BH
6 FAST FOOD 5/1 30/30, 6 0 0/0
6 PSY CORPS 5/1 30/30, 6 0 0/0
2 NARUTO 4/0 25/30, 6 0 0/0
0 AK47
0 QUACK PACK 0/0 18/30, 4 0 0/0
0 N.E.R.D. LIFE 0/0 10/30, 2 0 0/0
0 STARFLEET COMMAND 0/0 14/30, 3 0 0/0
Alliance Abbr Managers
Stick a Fork in It SFII Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG BOG Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD TBD Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic EP Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB BOB Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47 AK47 Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits BH Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World TBW Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
My name is Poppy. I am Duelmaster. Bwahahahaha!
And this is not my first. I have also been selected to the realm of Lord Protector.
That means I am not only pretty, but I am quite HOT STUFF!
Usually a Consortium warrior proclaims his or her or its stats and personal data when
they have been deemed Lord Protector, But, y'all, I ain't that dumb. I won't tell you
anything until I get out of here. You won't find anything on the RASI site either,
until I am gone. I will leave it at this -- I am Consortium Graduate #1280.
Watch out, North Fork! I want one more win.
-- Poppy, DMIII
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
NORTH FORK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If The Welcome Wench is buying
drinks for WRATHMEN 21-21's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.
A 3-2-0 makes for a big thirst. Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for
NARUTO, who went 0-4-0 and dropped 15 into 20th. Here's my pity, for what it's
worth. Now let's all watch SECOND BANANAS' heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.
Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see JERMAN win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, ZIT beat
ACE REPORTER and ACE REPORTER lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart. CARAMEL
KHARADMON challenged NORTH FORK's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if
variety is the spice of life, NORTH FORK may be getting bland, as POPPY stays top dog
in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You
want to know what's new, don't you, NORTH FORK?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? BASH BROS PARK was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was SATAN'S MINIONS. Ha ha ha ha!
DIANE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, MEK-QUAKE was
challenged by ORIGINAL JOE, who was ranked 27 points below him. But here's a pretty
tale--ORIGINAL JOE did lose the fight, but gained 1 worth of recognition. Some long
shots can pay off, I guess. Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, THE
CHAMPION challenged up 31 to take on PARA of ERRATA!. My sides still hurt from
laughing about PARA losing and giving THE CHAMPION 22 points of recognition. Ha ha
ha ha!!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for NORTH FORK's
morgue. More variety. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls,
CHATTEL of SATAN'S MINIONS has added the final loss to his 8-5-0. Tee hee! Not that
I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see KING CHARLES and REIGNNCATSNDOGS
at The Welcome Wench tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over DANCING QUEEN.
We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you
sooner that later?
What does the NORTH FORK arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHERRI BOMB 7716 14 11 0 138 ERRATA! (760)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROTTING WOOD 9896 14 13 0 125 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 16 9 0 119 BASH BROS PARK (766)
MEK-QUAKE 9782 20 14 0 113 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
DIE ROLL 9946 19 11 0 111 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
KING CHARLES 9451 19 17 0 110 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
DIANE 8574 16 12 0 109 CHEERS (659)
JERMAN 10446 7 1 0 105 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
SERF 10056 17 12 0 101 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410 11 6 0 101 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
LADY FINGERS 9321 5 1 1 99 SHEWISH DINER (806)
RAINBOW 9841 21 20 0 97 LAND OF OZ (217)
CLANCY 7713 13 12 0 96 ERRATA! (760)
WENDY 9727 21 32 0 95 FAST FOOD (724)
JURINE CAKE 9371 15 16 0 95 SHEWISH DINER (806)
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 13 10 1 95 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
BIG TEN 10177 13 6 1 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARSTOOL 5 8253 21 15 0 90 CHEERS (659)
ABSOLUM 10023 9 11 2 90 PSY CORPS (867)
ZIT 10348 9 2 1 90 LAZY BOYZ (167)
NORTHWIND 9454 19 16 2 87 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
THE WARRIOR 9948 13 13 1 87 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
DANCING QUEEN 10133 14 10 2 86 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ORIGINAL JOE 10066 14 17 1 85 FAST FOOD (724)
SAMURAI SHADOW 10391 6 0 0 81 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SMOKE KING HOT 10082 17 10 0 80 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 18 24 0 78 FAST FOOD (724)
FEMINIST 10103 14 15 1 76 THE PURGE 209 (868)
ROTE 10386 5 1 0 76 ERRATA! (760)
ACE REPORTER 9897 15 20 0 71 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
APT. ZZRAB 1640 12 14 1 67 LAZY BOYZ (167)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HILLARY 9534 16 15 1 66 SECOND BANANAS (573)
DARK SOHO 10022 12 14 0 66 PSY CORPS (867)
MISS GULCH 10389 6 2 0 66 LAND OF OZ (217)
BOOTLICKER 10182 13 9 2 62 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CHAOS GOBLIN 10465 5 1 0 61 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
EQUES EIDOLON 10390 5 1 0 60 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
PARA 7767 11 14 0 57 ERRATA! (760)
STRAW FIRE 10333 6 7 0 57 LAND OF OZ (217)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAILED FORTE 10442 4 2 1 56 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
THE CHAMPION 9401 3 3 1 56 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-CARISSIMUS 10204 12 15 1 54 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
PLANTERS PUNCH 10267 5 1 0 53 SHEWISH DINER (806)
EVAN DRAKE 9136 11 6 0 52 CHEERS (659)
THE DARK 10463 6 0 0 50 THE PURGE 209 (868)
PORTA POTTY 10321 3 3 0 50 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CONWAY 9720 12 10 2 48 SECOND BANANAS (573)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FLETCHER 10305 7 3 0 48 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-DAISY DUCK 10338 5 2 0 48 QUACK PACK (876)
ALCHEMIST 9827 9 8 0 47 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-RUBBER DUCKY 10315 5 2 0 47 QUACK PACK (876)
JUHR ROCKFIST 10268 5 2 0 46 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
COSTANZA 10364 5 1 0 46 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-DEMETRIUS 10203 9 9 0 43 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
CARA 10449 4 2 0 43 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
ONSLAUGHT 10352 4 3 0 42 DARQUE FORCES (396)
FLIMSY FLAM 10323 5 4 0 41 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-TURBULENCE 9902 5 3 1 40 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
COCA CODA 10349 5 1 0 39 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
WINCHESTER 10260 9 7 0 38 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
PREDATORS 10322 4 4 0 38 BASH BROS PARK (766)
REVENGE 10461 3 3 0 38 THE PURGE 209 (868)
VALTOR 10488 2 1 1 38 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
APEFACE 10318 11 3 0 36 DARQUE FORCES (396)
FATHER BARRY 9294 5 1 1 34 CHEERS (659)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOOMBAH 10341 6 6 0 33 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
NATA 10443 4 4 0 33 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404 7 5 0 31 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
MYSTERY MEAT 10403 4 3 0 31 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
QUINTUS 10253 5 13 2 30 WHITE WOLVES (832)
VOLCANICUS 10376 4 3 0 30 DARQUE FORCES (396)
THE GIRL 10375 4 2 0 30 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
REVEREND JIM 9229 2 0 0 30 SECOND BANANAS (573)
MAXIMUS 10296 5 9 0 29 WHITE WOLVES (832)
LION KING 10419 3 4 0 28 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
THERMOS 10119 3 5 0 28 ERRATA! (760)
ISOLATION 10462 3 3 0 28 THE PURGE 209 (868)
SECRET SAUCE 10382 4 2 0 27 FAST FOOD (724)
HUGH 9291 3 2 0 26 CHEERS (659)
GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496 1 2 0 26 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SPLINTER 10354 3 3 0 24 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LOKA WARBEARD 10431 3 5 0 24 DWARFED (882)
CACOPHONIC CHORD 10484 3 1 0 24 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARVEY 10466 3 3 0 23 FAST FOOD (724)
-GRUESOME 10005 2 4 1 23 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
TSUNAMI 7240 2 2 0 23 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
MOJO W/CHEESE 10401 2 5 0 23 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
SCOURGE 10351 3 4 1 22 DARQUE FORCES (396)
MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290 3 4 0 22 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BONDSERVANT 10491 3 0 0 21 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
LEONNATIAS 10343 4 7 1 20 WHITE WOLVES (832)
ZABURZA 10414 3 3 0 20 NARUTO (881)
CHOJI 10415 3 3 0 20 NARUTO (881)
LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249 2 6 0 20 SHEWISH DINER (806)
COURAGE 10495 2 1 0 19 LAND OF OZ (217)
VIKA STEELBRAID 10428 4 4 0 18 DWARFED (882)
GRIFF 10468 3 3 1 18 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-BEDLAM 9956 4 5 0 17 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269 3 4 0 17 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PRINCESS OF PURASHA 10520 1 0 0 17 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 4 3 1 16 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
WI 10444 4 4 0 16 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
KAKASHI 10413 2 4 0 16 NARUTO (881)
FATONAL 10517 1 0 0 16 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
GUNDL STRONGALE 10451 4 3 0 15 DWARFED (882)
WILDFIRE 7239 1 3 0 14 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHPONGLE 10510 1 0 0 14 PSY CORPS (867)
SAKURA 10412 2 4 0 13 NARUTO (881)
FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478 1 4 0 13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
EARL GREY 10521 1 0 0 12 SHEWISH DINER (806)
ZIPPY 10480 1 3 1 11 LAZY BOYZ (167)
TOXIC 10498 1 2 0 11 THE PURGE 209 (868)
ELECTROCUTION 7342 1 1 0 11 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
FLINT FORGEHART 10514 1 0 0 10 DWARFED (882)
RAZZLE 10493 2 1 0 7 LAZY BOYZ (167)
MENIAL 10469 1 4 0 7 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-HERENIUS 10472 1 2 1 6 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519 1 0 0 6 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
RUBY 10489 1 2 0 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
CRAPKIN 10522 1 0 0 5 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TORNADO 7341 1 1 0 4 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
-SUETONIUS 10353 0 4 0 4 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
DOOF 10512 0 1 0 1 PSY CORPS (867)
NESTEABAG PLUNGE 10518 0 1 0 1 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
SNAPDRAGON 10523 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PROMETHEUS 10511 0 1 0 1 PSY CORPS (867)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 10516 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 SPYMASTER 458 NONE
DEK IRONARM 10452 3 2 0 DWARFED 882 VALTOR 10488 456
ORK 10515 0 1 0 DWARFED 882 BANDIT PRINCE 458 NONE
AVALANCHE 7242 1 3 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 SPYMASTER 458 NONE
BAZIL 10479 1 3 0 LAZY BOYZ 167 BANDIT PRINCE 458 NONE
ZIB KLIBZET 1219 15 14 1 LAZY BOYZ 167 THE WARRIOR 9948 455 REVENGED
ZOE 10379 2 2 0 LAZY BOYZ 167 HERENIUS 10472 454 REVENGED
CLEF PALATE 10325 7 3 1 MUSIC MAYHEM 877 NORTHWIND 9454 457
STACCATO LEGATO 10362 1 1 0 MUSIC MAYHEM 877 SCOURGE 10351 454 REVENGED
SHEIK TZU 9452 14 21 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 DANCING QUEEN 10133 456 JUST REVENGED
UNION JACK 10329 3 8 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 WURM KIN 458 NONE
CHATTEL 10232 8 6 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 LADY FINGERS 9321 458
INSTANT TEA 10457 0 2 0 SAVAGE SNACKS 880 GRUESOME 10005 454 REVENGED
SLOW COOK 10165 7 2 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 BIG TEN 10177 457
DHAMPIR DRAGOON 10501 0 2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 ZIPPY 10480 458
NINJA NOSFORATU 10384 1 2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 FAILED FORTE 10442 455
CHOPPED LIVER 10524 0 1 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 WURM KIN 458 NONE
EUPHEMIUS 10378 1 5 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 FATHER BARRY 9294 456
VEXILLARIUS 10085 8 18 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 CONWAY 9720 455
DOUG 10448 1 1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883 LEONNATIAS 10343 454 REVENGED
NO 10513 0 1 0 WRATHMEN 21-21 883 SHEWISH GIANT 458 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Washed up?! Who said Land Of Oz was washed up? Surely sounds like a Vlad mistruth, or
else a semi-subtle whining Assur misdirection. Humph. -- Oz The All Cleanly
Goombah, how nice of you to challenge and slip me an easy-peasy win. -- Miss Gulch
Flimsy-Flam, you dad gum scumball! -- Straw Fire
Toxygen, I really had a good time and I thank you for all those nice skills. -- Poppy,
Duelmaster
Broken Faucet, come on now, let's do it again. Have courage and I will show you all
the colors. (Or you could just take a pill?) -- Rainbow
Toxic, what a teacher! -- Courage
P.S. Fooler you there with that weapon, eh?
SFII -- where the quality begins and ends in North Fork. -- Oz The All Proud
Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork forever! -- Oz The All Cheerleading
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AVALANCHE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UNION JACK was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BAZIL was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
ORK was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NO was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
HEDIES was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHOPPED LIVER was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
KING CHARLES devastated DANCING QUEEN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
BIG TEN was overpowered by CHERRI BOMB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
SAMURAI SHADOW handily defeated CLUB COFFEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CHAOS GOBLIN overpowered COCA CODA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JURINE CAKE was defeated by DIANE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
CARAMEL KHARADMON was unbelievably bested by POPPY in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP slimly lost to ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
CLANCY subdued WENDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
ORIGINAL JOE was overcome by MEK-QUAKE in a popular 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
CHATTEL was butchered by LADY FINGERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE WARRIOR beat FEMINIST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Challenge brawl.
SMOKE KING HOT overpowered APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ROTE beat BOOTLICKER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
COSTANZA overpowered THERMOS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE CHAMPION bested PARA in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
EQUES EIDOLON vanquished FLIMSY FLAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STRAW FIRE vanquished PREDATORS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
JERMAN CHOC CAKE outlasted CHOJI in a slow 21 minute Challenge match.
CACOPHONIC CHORD was overpowered by JUHR ROCKFIST in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
VIKA STEELBRAID was overpowered by REVENGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GRIFF savagely defeated TOXIC in a action packed 5 minute brutal Challenge match.
HARVEY unbelievably bested LEONNATIAS in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
FAMILIAR FUSILIER was beaten by MAHX OHVERFAIL in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
LATE KNIGHT SNACK was beaten by LION KING in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
REVEREND JIM savagely defeated SPLINTER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
LOKA WARBEARD was handily defeated by NATA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DHAMPIR DRAGOON was luckily killed by ZIPPY in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
COURAGE was narrowly defeated by ISOLATION in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BONDSERVANT won victory over KAKASHI in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight.
SERF demolished FIZBAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DIE ROLL viciously subdued RAINBOW in a exciting 2 minute bloody veteran's fight.
NORTHWIND was demolished by JERMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BROKEN FAUCET unbelievably bested ABSOLUM in a exciting 7 minute bloody master's bout.
ACE REPORTER was vanquished by ZIT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARSTOOL 5 luckily beat DARK SOHO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute expert's duel.
EVAN DRAKE was subdued by MISS GULCH in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
HILLARY handily defeated GOOMBAH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PLANTERS PUNCH overpowered QUINTUS in a 1 minute bloody uneven competition.
FAILED FORTE savagely defeated CONWAY in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
PORTA POTTY overpowered MOJO W/CHEESE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALCHEMIST overpowered ZABURZA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
VALTOR slimly lost to THE DARK in a 2 minute duel.
SECRET SAUCE was savagely defeated by ONSLAUGHT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
THE GIRL luckily beat WILDFIRE in a popular 8 minute gory battle.
HUGH was overcome by WINCHESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
FATHER BARRY overpowered GLOCKENSPIEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CARA demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SCOURGE was bested by TSUNAMI in a 1 minute match.
APEFACE subdued SAKURA in a 2 minute contest.
WI was viciously subdued by MAXIMUS in a 7 minute gory bout.
MYSTERY MEAT vanquished MENIAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GUNDL STRONGALE was overpowered by GHASTLY GLADIATOR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VOLCANICUS devastated LYXIA ROSEPETAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUBY was defeated by FATONAL in a 1 minute bloody novice's duel.
ELECTROCUTION demolished PROMETHEUS in a unpopular 5 minute gory one-sided conflict.
TORNADO was overpowered by SHPONGLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RAZZLE lost to PRINCESS OF PURASHA in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
FLINT FORGEHART overpowered SNAPDRAGON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DOOF was viciously subdued by PRINCE OF BARKNESS in a 4 minute brutal novice's match.
NESTEABAG PLUNGE lost to CRAPKIN in a 2 minute novice's fight.
EARL GREY devastated MAXIMILLIAN in a unpopular 6 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 28 STRIKING ATTACK 126 - 105 - 7 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 23 LUNGING ATTACK 111 - 112 - 8 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 17 TOTAL PARRY 70 - 75 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 WALL OF STEEL 57 - 62 - 4 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 65 - 75 - 1 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 18 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 81 - 2 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 54 - 1 27 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 10 - 0 23 |
Turn 458 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 13 5 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 10 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 11 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 12 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 10 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CHERRI BOMB 7716 14 11 0 138 ERRATA! (760)
LUNGING ATTACK ROTTING WOOD 9896 14 13 0 125 BASH BROS PARK (766)
TOTAL PARRY BROKEN FAUCET 9686 16 9 0 119 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BASHING ATTACK DIE ROLL 9946 19 11 0 111 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DIANE 8574 16 12 0 109 CHEERS (659)
SLASHING ATTACK CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410 11 6 0 101 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
AIMED BLOW ROTE 10386 5 1 0 76 ERRATA! (760)
WALL OF STEEL EVAN DRAKE 9136 11 6 0 52 CHEERS (659)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MEK-QUAKE 9782. The most popular warrior this turn
was ONSLAUGHT 10352. The ten other most popular fighters were CARAMEL KHARADMON
10410, DARK SOHO 10022, GRIFF 10468, KAKASHI 10413, ABSOLUM 10023, WILDFIRE 7239,
FAILED FORTE 10442, CLANCY 7713, LION KING 10419, and COURAGE 10495.
The least popular fighter this week was CHOJI 10415. The other ten least popular
fighters were JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404, EARL GREY 10521, WI 10444, PROMETHEUS 10511,
TORNADO 7341, ELECTROCUTION 7342, RUBY 10489, LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269, GUNDL STRONGALE
10451, and MENIAL 10469.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MEK-QUAKE (47-9782) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
POPPY (47-9927) LAND OF OZ (217)
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEW ORLEANS!
We're going back to the Big Easy! We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in New
Orleans, LA on July 21-23, 2023! It will be held at the same hotel as last time we
were there, the Hilton New Orleans St. Charles (504-378-2808). Room rates are $159.00
per night, 1-2 occupancy, with free high speed internet. There's a fitness center and
on-site restaurant. The rooms are blocked and the code is "DUEL"
The official block cutoff is June 20 so make your reservations ASAP!
The hotel reservation site is: https://tinyurl.com/FF69inNewOrleans
Please note that doubles are limited. As always, if the block is full, please make
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation.
We look forward to seeing you in July! -- RSI