DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/01/2023    Duedate: 08/28/2023

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-460

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TEN IS RAQUET
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-5815) [11-13-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TEN IS RAQUET                  CHOJI
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               NARUTO (881)
(47-5815) [11-13-0,138]        (47-10415) [5-3-0,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JURINE CAKE                    CARAMEL KHARADMON
SHEWISH DINER (806)            SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
(47-9371) [17-16-0,115]        (47-10410) [13-6-0,126]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            44
2. ERRATA! (760)               43      MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
3. WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)        37      Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)       33
5. PSY CORPS (867)             32      NARUTO (881)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        33  18  2 64.7   1/ 5 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    12  3 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1038 676 34 60.6   2/ 1 ERRATA! (760)            12  3 0
 3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     422 301 45 58.4   3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  5 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806)      222 165 17 57.4   4/ 8 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     9  4 0
 5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1095 912 56 54.6   5/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806)       9  6 2
 6/ 7 THE PURGE 209 (868)       97  81  3 54.5   6/14 THE PURGE 209 (868)       9  6 0
 7/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    254 214 21 54.3   7/ 6 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        9  6 0
 8/11 ERRATA! (760)             71  65  0 52.2   8/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       9  6 0
 9/14 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      25  23  0 52.1   9/10 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  6 0
10/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)      484 448 34 51.9  10/ 3 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  6 0
11/ 8 CHEERS (659)             189 178 11 51.5  11/19 PSY CORPS (867)           8  7 1
12/12 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      298 292 13 50.5  12/18 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      8  7 0
13/10 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    59  59  5 50.0  13/11 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      8  7 0
14/13 BASH BROS PARK (766)     223 228 11 49.4  14/12 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  7 0
15/15 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       32  34  0 48.5  15/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 0
16/16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     153 168  4 47.7  16/17 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     7  8 1
17/17 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    157 173  4 47.6  17/15 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       7  8 0
18/18 FAST FOOD (724)          310 350 16 47.0  18/25*FORKING DISASTERS (736)   5  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     90 104  2 46.4  19/21*NARUTO (881)              5  9 0
20/22 PSY CORPS (867)           63  73  5 46.3  20/24 FAST FOOD (724)           5 10 0
21/20 DWARFED (882)             63  77  2 45.0  21/13 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    5 10 0
22-23 SNOW FORT (819)           54  66  2 45.0  22/16 LAZY BOYZ (167)           4 11 1
23/21 LAZY BOYZ (167)           72  90  9 44.4  23/23 DWARFED (882)             4 11 0
24/25*NARUTO (881)              15  20  0 42.9  24/22 CHEERS (659)              4 11 0
25-26 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      84 125  4 40.2  25-20 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      3  5 0
26/27 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     19  33  2 36.5  26/27 WHITE WOLVES (832)        1  8 0
27/28 WHITE WOLVES (832)       139 255  8 35.3  27/28 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     0  3 0
28/29*FORKING DISASTERS (736)    9  19  0 32.1  28-29 SNOW FORT (819)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                          TURN 8: Turf War Scoring Spotlight

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        246   TBD        11   15    28    10    
                        233   EP         6    15    21    3     
                        213   TBW        10   15    26    3     
                        206   SFII       10   15    26    3     
                        202   BOB        7    15    22    3     
                        185   BOG        5    15    20    3     
                        154   BH         7    15    22    3     
                        59    AK47       0    0     0     0     

Individual                                           Endurance
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins 
DC?s/IAC?s
28         TBD                                                 
  8          DARQUE FORCES                 5/3         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  10         THE PURGE 209                 5/4         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  10         ERRATA!                       5/4         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
21         EP                                                  
  6          BASH BROS PARK                5/1         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  7          SHEWISH DINER                 5/2         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  8          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/3         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
26         TBW                                                 
  8          SAVAGE SNACKS                 5/3         38/40, 8        0         0/0       
  8          MUSIC MAYHEM                  5/3         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  10         WRATHMEN 21-21                5/4         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
26         SFII                                                
  8          LAND OF OZ                    5/3         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  8          SECOND BANANAS                5/3         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  10         ROYAL FLUSH                   5/4         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
22         BOB                                                 
  6          TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/1         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  8          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/3         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  8          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/3         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
20         BOG                                                 
  6          DWARFED                       5/1         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  6          CHEERS                        5/1         35/40, 7        0         0/0       
  8          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/3         38/40, 8        0         0/0       
22         BH                                                  
  7          FAST FOOD                     5/2         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  8          PSY CORPS                     5/3         40/40, 8        0         0/0       
  7          NARUTO                        5/2         35/40, 8        0         0/0       
0          AK47                                                
  0          QUACK PACK                    0/0         18/40, 4        0         0/0       
  0          N.E.R.D. LIFE                 0/0         10/40, 2        0         0/0       
  0          STARFLEET COMMAND             0/0         14/40, 3        0         0/0       

Alliance            Abbr  Managers
Stick a Fork in It  SFII  Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG                 BOG   Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD                 TBD   Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic        EP    Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB                 BOB   Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47   AK47  Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits          BH    Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World     TBW   Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of NORTH FORK.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Nothing is certain 
in NORTH FORK, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new 
top team--BIG LAKE GROOVE.  Those betting on DARQUE FORCES lost their shirt, as 
DARQUE FORCES lost their fighting abilities:  3-2-0.  Nothing works for a team like 
victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as THE PURGE 209 can attest...  
FORKING DISASTERS posted a nice gain, to come in 18th.  Everybody loves a winner...  
SATAN'S MINIONS had cause to celebrate, after BOOTLICKER got 25 points by beating 
MISS GULCH.  MISS GULCH certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing 
to BOOTLICKER and losing 17 points in the process!  You could cut the tension with a 
scimitar as DIANE of CHEERS met the Duelmaster.  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster 
were disappointed by DIANE, of CHEERS, who despite a 16-14-0 couldn't overcome NORTH 
FORK's Number 1.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and 
challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     And how sociable are NORTH FORK's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some 
nasty rumors, the guys in SECOND BANANAS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No 
need to avoid 'em.  The warriors of SECOND BANANAS found their efforts at combat 
frustrated as DARQUE FORCES apparently had more important things to do than fight.  
Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever 
it is, ROTTING WOOD is the most challenged warrior.  RAINBOW found itself challenged 
by a warrior 24 below:  ROTE.  ROTE of ERRATA! kept his wits as he won victory over 
RAINBOW.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
LEONNATIAS of WHITE WOLVES, possessing a sorry record of 4-9-1, lost his last battle 
to PROMETHEUS of PSY CORPS.  Young warriors, take note!  Such is a failure's lot!  
Word has it ROYAL FLUSH is planning on terminating more SHEWISH DINER members, if 
they have so little to fear from revenge...  How true is MUSIC MAYHEM's mettle?  Just 
one week remains for the avenging of CLEF PALATE's death.  Never one to advocate 
diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see DWARFED retaliate against TEAM HAS NO 
NAME in bloodfeud!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be 
wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Can 
anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for NORTH FORK?  On that giddy 
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEN IS RAQUET 5815           11  13  0   138       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410      13   6  0   126       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           17  10  0   123       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CLANCY 7713                  15  12  0   119       ERRATA! (760)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             17  16  0   115       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 JERMAN 10446                  8   2  0   111       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 ROTTING WOOD 9896            15  14  0   109       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROTE 10386                    7   1  0   104       ERRATA! (760)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133          15  11  2   103       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DIE ROLL 9946                20  12  0   102       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BIG TEN 10177                14   7  1   102       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RAINBOW 9841                 22  21  0    99       LAND OF OZ (217)
 WENDY 9727                   21  34  0    97       FAST FOOD (724)
-NORTHWIND 9454               20  16  2    97       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              22  16  0    94       CHEERS (659)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            17  20  0    94       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 KING CHARLES 9451            20  18  0    91       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         18  11  0    91       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      14  11  1    90       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BOOTLICKER 10182             14  10  2    88       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-YETI 8878                     9   3  1    88       SNOW FORT (819)
 DIANE 8574                   16  14  0    87       CHEERS (659)
 THE WARRIOR 9948             14  14  1    85       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 STRAW FIRE 10333              8   7  0    85       LAND OF OZ (217)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640              13  15  1    83       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391          7   1  0    82       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SERF 10056                   18  13  0    81       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 LADY FINGERS 9321             5   3  1    81       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             18  26  0    80       FAST FOOD (724)
 DARK SOHO 10022              13  15  0    77       PSY CORPS (867)
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          7   1  1    77       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 ZIT 10348                     9   4  1    75       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 PARA 7767                    12  15  0    74       ERRATA! (760)
 HILLARY 9534                 17  16  1    73       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MISS GULCH 10389              7   3  0    73       LAND OF OZ (217)
 THE CHAMPION 9401             5   3  1    72       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ABSOLUM 10023                10  12  2    69       PSY CORPS (867)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
--ZERO 8881                    9   4  0    65       SNOW FORT (819)
 PREDATORS 10322               6   4  0    61       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CONWAY 9720                  13  11  2    59       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ONSLAUGHT 10352               6   3  0    58       DARQUE FORCES (396)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE DARK 10463                7   1  0    54       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268           6   3  0    54       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           5   5  0    54       DWARFED (882)
 CHAOS GOBLIN 10465            5   3  0    54       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 COSTANZA 10364                6   2  0    53       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CARA 10449                    5   3  0    51       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 COCA CODA 10349               6   2  0    50       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 FAILED FORTE 10442            5   3  1    50       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 CACOPHONIC CHORD 10484        5   1  0    49       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-FLETCHER 10305                7   3  0    48       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 GOOMBAH 10341                 7   7  0    47       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 FLIMSY FLAM 10323             6   5  0    45       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 MYSTERY MEAT 10403            5   4  0    44       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 COURAGE 10495                 4   1  0    44       LAND OF OZ (217)
 APEFACE 10318                13   3  0    43       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ALCHEMIST 9827                9  10  0    43       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              11   8  0    41       CHEERS (659)
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390           5   3  0    40       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404        8   6  0    38       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
-SNOWPUNCH 8981                7   5  0    38       SNOW FORT (819)
 VOLCANICUS 10376              5   4  0    37       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FATONAL 10517                 3   0  0    36       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-WINCHESTER 10260              9   8  0    35       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290          5   4  1    35       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ISOLATION 10462               5   3  0    35       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 CHOJI 10415                   5   3  0    35       NARUTO (881)
 MENIAL 10469                  3   4  1    35       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 THE GIRL 10375                5   3  0    34       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZABURZA 10414                 4   4  0    33       NARUTO (881)
 QUINTUS 10253                 5  15  2    32       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 TURBULENCE 9902               5   4  1    32       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 LION KING 10419               4   5  0    32       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269         5   4  0    31       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 VALTOR 10488                  3   2  1    31       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 REVENGE 10461                 3   5  0    31       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 DOOF 10512                    2   1  0    31       PSY CORPS (867)
 REVEREND JIM 9229             3   1  0    30       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FATHER BARRY 9294             5   3  1    29       CHEERS (659)
 SECRET SAUCE 10382            5   3  0    28       FAST FOOD (724)
 SPLINTER 10354                4   4  0    28       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 HARVEY 10466                  4   4  0    28       FAST FOOD (724)
 GRIFF 10468                   4   4  1    27       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 TOXIC 10498                   3   2  0    27       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 5  11  0    26       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 NATA 10443                    4   6  0    26       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478       3   4  0    26       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 TSUNAMI 7240                  3   3  0    25       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 SCOURGE 10351                 3   6  1    24       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249       3   7  0    24       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 PRINCESS OF PURASHA 10520     2   0  0    24       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUGH 9291                     3   4  0    23       CHEERS (659)
 GRUESOME 10005                2   5  1    23       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 WI 10444                      6   4  0    22       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            5   4  1    22       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 PROMETHEUS 10511              2   1  1    21       PSY CORPS (867)
 BONDSERVANT 10491             4   1  0    20       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CRAPKIN 10522                 3   0  0    20       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 REMNANT RANGER 10534          2   0  0    19       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BEDLAM 9956                   4   6  0    18       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 KAKASHI 10413                 2   6  0    18       NARUTO (881)
 TORNADO 7341                  2   2  0    18       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 SAKURA 10412                  3   5  0    17       NARUTO (881)
 ZIPPY 10480                   2   4  1    15       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 MOJO W/CHEESE 10401           2   7  0    15       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      2   0  0    15       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 EARL GREY 10521               2   1  0    15       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 SHPONGLE 10510                2   1  0    14       PSY CORPS (867)
 ELECTROCUTION 7342            2   2  0    14       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496       1   4  0    14       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 EXHAUSTEPATED 10532           1   1  0    13       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 WILDFIRE 7239                 1   5  0    12       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 OFF TO SEE THE... 10525       1   1  0    11       LAND OF OZ (217)
-RUBY 10489                    2   2  0    10       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BOR BLOODFALL 10529           1   1  0    10       DWARFED (882)
 CONTEST 10540                 1   0  0    10       ERRATA! (760)
 RAZZLE 10493                  2   3  0     9       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 FRANK 10541                   1   0  0     8       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         1   2  0     5       DWARFED (882)
 NESTEABAG PLUNGE 10518        1   2  0     5       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 MIGHTY GUY 10526              1   1  0     4       NARUTO (881)
 SNAPDRAGON 10523              0   3  0     3       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ZEKE 10533                    0   2  0     2       LAZY BOYZ (167)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PATE 10535                    0   2  0     2       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 SHORT 10542                   0   1  0     1       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PORTA POTTY 10321       4  4 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   PLANTERS PUNCH 10267  460   
BAM 10548               0  1 0 DWARFED 882          MOUNTAIN TROLL        460  NONE
DEK IRONARM 10452       3  2 0 DWARFED 882          VALTOR 10488          456  JUST REVENGED
GUNDL STRONGALE 10451   4  5 0 DWARFED 882          MISTRESS FANDETT      460  NONE
VIKA STEELBRAID 10428   4  5 0 DWARFED 882          MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290  459   
CLEF PALATE 10325       7  3 1 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     NORTHWIND 9454        457   
SHEIK TZU 9452         14 21 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  DANCING QUEEN 10133   456  REVENGED
CHATTEL 10232           8  6 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  LADY FINGERS 9321     458   
DUDE 10537              0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  MOUNTAIN TROLL        460  NONE
SLOW COOK 10165         7  2 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    BIG TEN 10177         457   
DHAMPIR DRAGOON 10501   0  2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   ZIPPY 10480           458   
EUPHEMIUS 10378         1  5 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     FATHER BARRY 9294     456  NOT REVENGED
LEONNATIAS 10343        4  9 1 WHITE WOLVES 832     PROMETHEUS 10511      460   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Oz -- Not all of us have the free time of a Consortium Elder!  We have to go out and 
do stuff that doesn't involve striking golf balls with a stick.  Now that I think 
about it, I go around striking goofballs with a stick, especially after a 2-3 last 
turn. -- Master Darque 

Up, up, up! Stick A Fork In it! -- Oz The All cheerleading

Jerman, you golf better than you fight. -- Rainbow

Ghastly Gladiator, you and your manager should go bob for apples. Maybe you could both 
win at that. -- Courage

Barstool, you surely cheered me! Thanks. -- Miss Gulch

Eques, perhaps you would be better at Worlel or Scrabble? -- Straw Fire

I couldn't find the Yellow Brick Road, Bor Bloodfall. Lucky you. -- Off To See .......

Health. Humility, Honor. North Fork rules! -- Oz The All-Philosophical (Or is it 
Political?)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GUNDL STRONGALE was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BAM was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DUDE was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LOKA WARBEARD devastated VALTOR in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
BIG TEN overpowered APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TEN IS RAQUET devastated ROTTING WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
CLANCY devastated KING CHARLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CARAMEL KHARADMON savagely defeated BROKEN FAUCET in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
SMOKE KING HOT lost to JURINE CAKE in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
DIANE was overpowered by CHERRI BOMB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DIE ROLL beat WENDY in a exciting 1 minute bloody veteran's Challenge fight.
ACE REPORTER handily defeated PARA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
THE WARRIOR savagely defeated CLUB COFFEE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
ROTE overpowered RAINBOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DANCING QUEEN handily defeated LADY FINGERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FAILED FORTE was devastated by THE CHAMPION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
JUHR ROCKFIST was overpowered by SAMURAI SHADOW in a 1 minute Challenge match.
APEFACE outlasted ALCHEMIST in a unpopular 14 minute bloody Challenge fight.
PREDATORS devastated EQUES EIDOLON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
REVEREND JIM was vanquished by CARA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
COCA CODA handily defeated TURBULENCE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHAOS GOBLIN was unbelievably bested by ABSOLUM in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CACOPHONIC CHORD demolished FATHER BARRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FATONAL overpowered SAKURA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JERMAN CHOC CAKE outlasted SECRET SAUCE in a tiresome 23 minute Challenge bout.
LYXIA ROSEPETAL won victory over LATE KNIGHT SNACK in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
SPLINTER was vanquished by COURAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
VOLCANICUS viciously subdued QUINTUS in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
HUGH was overpowered by MENIAL in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge duel.
GRIFF subdued EARL GREY in a popular 5 minute Challenge fight.
GLOCKENSPIEL beat KAKASHI in a 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
LION KING slimly won victory over NATA in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
MOJO W/CHEESE was vanquished by DOOF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SCOURGE was subdued by THE GIRL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge match.
PRINCESS OF PURASHA beat SHPONGLE in a 3 minute novice's Challenge fray.
PRINCE OF BARKNESS subdued WILDFIRE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
OFF TO SEE THE... demolished PATE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NESTEABAG PLUNGE was overpowered by TOXIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SNAPDRAGON was overcome by ELECTROCUTION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
BOR BLOODFALL was unbelievably bested by REMNANT RANGER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
JERMAN vanquished PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BARSTOOL 5 unbelievably bested DARK SOHO in a popular 3 minute bloody master's duel.
ORIGINAL JOE overpowered ZIT in a 1 minute bloody uneven competition.
MISS GULCH was subdued by BOOTLICKER in a popular 5 minute match.
STRAW FIRE demolished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SERF savagely defeated CONWAY in a 2 minute bloody veteran's fray.
PLANTERS PUNCH slaughtered PORTA POTTY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HILLARY handily defeated EVAN DRAKE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE DARK luckily beat GOOMBAH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
REVENGE was handily defeated by ONSLAUGHT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
FLIMSY FLAM was subdued by MYSTERY MEAT in a 2 minute brawl.
COSTANZA overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CHOJI bested GRUESOME in a popular 3 minute bout.
MAHX OHVERFAIL won victory over GHASTLY GLADIATOR in a 2 minute gory struggle.
MAXIMUS was defeated by HARVEY in a 4 minute brawl.
BONDSERVANT was viciously subdued by ZABURZA in a 3 minute novice vs. veteran contest.
ISOLATION luckily beat BEDLAM in a exciting 1 minute bloody conflict.
TSUNAMI overpowered MIGHTY GUY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FAMILIAR FUSILIER beat HAMMER in a 2 minute brawl.
ZIPPY was outlasted by WI in a crowd boring 8 minute duel.
LEONNATIAS was narrowly killed by PROMETHEUS in a 3 minute fight.
RAZZLE was overpowered by TORNADO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
CRAPKIN outlasted ZEKE in a tiresome 9 minute amateur's fight.
EXHAUSTEPATED vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FLINT FORGEHART was luckily beaten by FRANK in a popular 4 minute gory novice's match.
SHORT was overpowered by CONTEST in a 1 minute uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 24         STRIKING ATTACK  132 - 112 -  7      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         TOTAL PARRY       82 -  75 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         LUNGING ATTACK   129 - 131 -  9      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         WALL OF STEEL     69 -  73 -  5      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         AIMED BLOW        70 -  75 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   60 -  88 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  54 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  11 -  0      27  |

Turn 460 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         5 -  7         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  9         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 13                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 12                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410    13   6  0  126 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
TOTAL PARRY      BROKEN FAUCET 9686         17  10  0  123 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLANCY 7713                15  12  0  119 ERRATA! (760)
AIMED BLOW       ROTE 10386                  7   1  0  104 ERRATA! (760)
STRIKING ATTACK  DANCING QUEEN 10133        15  11  2  103 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              20  12  0  102 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIANE 8574                 16  14  0   87 CHEERS (659)
WALL OF STEEL    CONWAY 9720                13  11  2   59 SECOND BANANAS (573)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JURINE CAKE 9371.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CARAMEL KHARADMON 10410.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRIFF 
10468, BOR BLOODFALL 10529, DARK SOHO 10022, SCOURGE 10351, BOOTLICKER 10182, GOOMBAH 
10341, GRUESOME 10005, VOLCANICUS 10376, WILDFIRE 7239, and ZABURZA 10414.

The least popular fighter this week was SECRET SAUCE 10382.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404, CRAPKIN 10522, APEFACE 10318, WI 10444, 
ALCHEMIST 9827, ZEKE 10533, ZIPPY 10480, SHORT 10542, RAZZLE 10493, and HARVEY 10466.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CARAMEL KHARADMON (47-10410) SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
ROTTING WOOD (47-9896) BASH BROS PARK (766)
BIG TEN (47-10177) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
RAINBOW (47-9841) LAND OF OZ (217)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CHERRI BOMB (47-7716) ERRATA! (760)
ORIGINAL JOE (47-10066) FAST FOOD (724)