DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/29/2023    Duedate: 09/25/2023

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-461

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TEN IS RAQUET
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-5815) [12-13-0,150]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TEN IS RAQUET                  ZABURZA
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               NARUTO (881)
(47-5815) [12-13-0,150]        (47-10414) [5-4-0,43]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANCING QUEEN                  NATA
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
(47-10133) [16-11-2,117]       (47-10443) [5-6-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHEERS (659)                43
2. SECOND BANANAS (573)        42      MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
3. MUSIC MAYHEM (877)          38      Unchartered Team
4. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)        36
5. FAST FOOD (724)             33      NARUTO (881)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        37  19  2 66.1   1/ 7 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)       11  4 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1040 679 34 60.5   2/11 PSY CORPS (867)          10  5 1
 3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     426 302 45 58.5   3/14 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         10  5 1
 4/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806)      224 168 17 57.1   4/ 2 ERRATA! (760)            10  5 0
 5/ 9 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      29  24  0 54.7   5/10 BASH BROS PARK (766)     10  5 0
 6/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1098 914 57 54.6   6/12 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      9  6 0
 7- 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    254 214 21 54.3   7/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  6 0
 8/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868)       97  86  3 53.0   8/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  6 0
 9/11 CHEERS (659)             193 179 11 51.9   9/13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      9  6 0
10/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)      485 452 34 51.8  10- 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  2 1
11/ 8 ERRATA! (760)             72  69  0 51.1  11/ 4 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     8  5 0
12/13 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    62  61  5 50.4  12/17 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       8  7 1
13/12 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      299 296 13 50.3  13/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)       8  7 1
14/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)     227 229 11 49.8  14/16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     8  7 1
15/15 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       35  36  1 49.3  15/19*NARUTO (881)              8  7 0
16/16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     157 169  4 48.2  16/ 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  8 0
17/17 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    160 175  4 47.8  17/20 FAST FOOD (724)           7  8 0
18/18 FAST FOOD (724)          313 352 16 47.1  18/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868)       6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 PSY CORPS (867)           66  75  5 46.8  19/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)       6  9 0
20/19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     93 106  2 46.7  20/23 DWARFED (882)             5 10 0
21/22 SNOW FORT (819)           55  67  2 45.1  21/21 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    5 10 0
22/24*NARUTO (881)              18  22  0 45.0  22/24 CHEERS (659)              5 10 0
23/21 DWARFED (882)             65  80  2 44.8  23/18*FORKING DISASTERS (736)   4  9 0
24/23 LAZY BOYZ (167)           73  94  9 43.7  24/25 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      3  4 0
25/25 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      85 127  4 40.1  25/22 LAZY BOYZ (167)           3 12 0
26-26 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     19  33  2 36.5  26/28 SNOW FORT (819)           1  2 0
27/27 WHITE WOLVES (832)       139 257  8 35.1  27/26 WHITE WOLVES (832)        0  8 0
28/28*FORKING DISASTERS (736)   10  23  0 30.3  28-27 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                          TURN 9: Turf War Scoring Spotlight

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        266   TBD        2    15    17    3     
                        259   EP         7    15    23    3     
                        254   TBW        11   15    28    13    
                        234   SFII       9    15    25    3     
                        231   BOB        10   15    26    3     
                        213   BOG        9    15    25    3     
                        181   BH         9    15    24    3     
                        59    AK47       0    0     0     0     

Individual                                           Endurance
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins 
DC?s/IAC?s
17         TBD                                                 
  6          DARQUE FORCES                 5/1         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  5          THE PURGE 209                 5/0         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  6          ERRATA!                       5/1         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
23         EP                                                  
  10         BASH BROS PARK                5/4         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  7          SHEWISH DINER                 5/2         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  6          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/1         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
28         TBW                                                 
  8          SAVAGE SNACKS                 5/3         43/45, 9        0         0/0       
  10         MUSIC MAYHEM                  5/4         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  10         WRATHMEN 21-21                5/4         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
25         SFII                                                
  7          LAND OF OZ                    5/2         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  10         SECOND BANANAS                5/4         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  8          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/3         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
26         BOB                                                 
  8          TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/3         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  10         SPECTRAL STEEL                5/4         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  8          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/3         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
25         BOG                                                 
  7          DWARFED                       5/2         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  10         CHEERS                        5/4         40/45, 8        0         0/0       
  8          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/3         43/45, 9        0         0/0       
24         BH                                                  
  8          FAST FOOD                     5/3         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  8          PSY CORPS                     5/3         45/45, 9        0         0/0       
  8          NARUTO                        5/3         40/45, 9        0         0/0       
0          AK47                                                
  0          QUACK PACK                    0/0         18/45, 4        0         0/0       
  0          N.E.R.D. LIFE                 0/0         10/45, 2        0         0/0       
  0          STARFLEET COMMAND             0/0         14/45, 3        0         0/0       

Alliance            Abbr  Managers
Stick a Fork in It  SFII  Oz, Mannequin, Crip
BOG                 BOG   Blackheart, Otis, Gentleben
TBD                 TBD   Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
Eerie Picnic        EP    Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine
BOB                 BOB   Bubba, Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One
Aljafir Knives 47   AK47  Palinc Kalverus, Dante Killatroll, Admiral M
Bad Habits          BH    Madwand, Paradox, Channel Master
Teabag vs World     TBW   Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Wow!  What an exodus of talent departing for the Isle of the Eye. I don't know about 
the others, but in our stable, we found it peculiar that Big Ten was the first to get 
its invite, given that he has the highest ID# of all of us.  Of course, his sneaking 
in for a Adepts TV in the April Mail-in gave him instant credentials, but I thought 
they would have been revoked when he went 0-3 in the Champs in Nola.  OK, I think he 
had the eventual TC desperate on R1, but that's another story.

For those that care, Big Ten was a 12-12-8-17-15-9-11 Striker who learned 79 skills.  
The commission says he gets to Retire in ADM with favourites of Dagger, High/Very Low, 
Decise Tactic and Learning Decise Skills.  He was +2 Dec, +4 Init, and as far as we 
can tell, mode in the rest.  He'll be checking out the Dark Arena, then retiring from 
his dueling career.  Maybe he'll take up something slower paced like American Football 
in his retirement.

                                          -- Ten Is Raquet
                                             Royal Flush
                                             Duelmaster of North Fork

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, NORTH FORK?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, BIG LAKE GROOVE, since MUSIC 
MAYHEM took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Dripping Blade and join ROYAL FLUSH's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  3rd place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel 
sorry for THE PURGE 209, who went 0-5-0 and dropped 12 into 18th.  Here's my pity, 
for what it's worth.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, 
CHEERS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see CLUB COFFEE win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, PARA beat STRAW FIRE and STRAW FIRE lost 16 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
TEN IS RAQUET challenged JURINE CAKE for NORTH FORK's Title this turn, and guess what 
happened?  And if variety is the spice of life, NORTH FORK may be getting bland, as 
TEN IS RAQUET stays top dog in the city.  The Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted 
better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From NORTH FORK's trash 
dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  DARQUE FORCES was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like LAND OF OZ avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  ROTE was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to ROTE of ERRATA! for 
challenging up by 19 to BROKEN FAUCET.  ROTE lost to get 98 points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Whoa!  I'll even buy CARAMEL KHARADMON a 
drink tonight!  Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on its 
good side!  ROYAL FLUSH has cause to pause today, as BIG TEN was sent to the Dark 
Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.  So, SHEWISH 
DINER, just going to let SLOW COOK rot in peace are we?  Bye bye Bloodfeud, hello 
gloating arrogant BIG TEN.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the 
fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in NORTH FORK to get a drink than The Dripping 
Blade!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEN IS RAQUET 5815           12  13  0   150       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           18  10  0   132       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 JERMAN 10446                  9   2  0   119       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133          16  11  2   117       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             19  26  0   103       FAST FOOD (724)
 LADY FINGERS 9321             6   3  1   100       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 WENDY 9727                   21  35  0    98       FAST FOOD (724)
 ROTE 10386                    7   2  0    98       ERRATA! (760)
 DIANE 8574                   17  14  0    96       CHEERS (659)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              22  17  0    95       CHEERS (659)
 DARK SOHO 10022              14  15  0    95       PSY CORPS (867)
 KING CHARLES 9451            21  18  0    93       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391          8   1  0    93       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 HILLARY 9534                 18  16  1    92       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 JURINE CAKE 9371             17  17  0    92       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 NORTHWIND 9454               20  17  2    91       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 DIE ROLL 9946                20  13  0    91       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 CLANCY 7713                  15  13  0    91       ERRATA! (760)
 PARA 7767                    13  15  0    91       ERRATA! (760)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      14  12  1    90       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 SERF 10056                   19  13  0    88       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-YETI 8878                     9   3  1    88       SNOW FORT (819)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            17  21  0    85       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-THE WARRIOR 9948             14  14  1    85       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BOOTLICKER 10182             14  11  2    83       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 MISS GULCH 10389              8   3  0    83       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         18  12  0    78       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CONWAY 9720                  14  11  2    77       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          7   2  1    76       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 ZIT 10348                     9   5  1    74       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 APT. ZZRAB 1640              13  16  1    72       LAZY BOYZ (167)
-THE CHAMPION 9401             5   3  1    72       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ABSOLUM 10023                10  13  2    71       PSY CORPS (867)
 STRAW FIRE 10333              8   8  0    69       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           6   5  0    66       DWARFED (882)
--ZERO 8881                    9   4  0    65       SNOW FORT (819)
 CACOPHONIC CHORD 10484        6   1  0    64       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 FAILED FORTE 10442            6   3  1    61       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 CHAOS GOBLIN 10465            6   3  0    61       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              12   8  0    58       CHEERS (659)
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390           6   3  0    58       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARA 10449                    6   3  0    57       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALCHEMIST 9827               10  10  0    56       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-JUHR ROCKFIST 10268           6   3  0    54       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 COCA CODA 10349               7   2  0    53       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 MYSTERY MEAT 10403            6   4  0    51       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 PREDATORS 10322               6   5  0    49       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THE DARK 10463                7   2  0    48       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-FLETCHER 10305                7   3  0    48       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 WINCHESTER 10260             10   8  0    46       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 ONSLAUGHT 10352               6   4  0    46       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FLIMSY FLAM 10323             6   6  0    46       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 SCOURGE 10351                 4   6  1    44       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FATONAL 10517                 4   0  0    44       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 APEFACE 10318                13   4  0    43       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 SPLINTER 10354                5   4  0    43       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 ZABURZA 10414                 5   4  0    43       NARUTO (881)
 COSTANZA 10364                6   3  0    42       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 GOOMBAH 10341                 7   8  0    41       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SNOWPUNCH 8981                7   6  0    39       SNOW FORT (819)
 THE GIRL 10375                6   3  0    39       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 REVEREND JIM 9229             4   1  0    37       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 PRINCESS OF PURASHA 10520     3   0  0    37       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 FATHER BARRY 9294             6   3  1    36       CHEERS (659)
 GRIFF 10468                   5   4  1    36       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ISOLATION 10462               5   4  0    36       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404        8   7  0    35       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 SECRET SAUCE 10382            6   3  0    35       FAST FOOD (724)
-MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290          5   4  1    35       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUINTUS 10253                 5  16  2    33       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 NATA 10443                    5   6  0    33       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
-TURBULENCE 9902               5   4  1    32       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 VOLCANICUS 10376              5   5  0    32       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 HUGH 9291                     4   4  0    32       CHEERS (659)
 COURAGE 10495                 4   2  0    32       LAND OF OZ (217)
-LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269         5   4  0    31       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CHOJI 10415                   5   4  0    31       NARUTO (881)
 FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478       4   4  0    31       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 LATE KNIGHT SNACK 10249       4   7  0    31       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 WI 10444                      7   4  0    29       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 SAKURA 10412                  4   5  0    29       NARUTO (881)
 ELECTROCUTION 7342            3   2  0    29       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 REVENGE 10461                 3   6  0    28       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 5  12  0    27       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 VALTOR 10488                  3   3  1    27       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 MENIAL 10469                  3   5  1    26       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 DOOF 10512                    2   2  0    26       PSY CORPS (867)
 HARVEY 10466                  4   5  0    25       FAST FOOD (724)
 PROMETHEUS 10511              3   1  1    25       PSY CORPS (867)
 BONDSERVANT 10491             5   1  0    24       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 ZIPPY 10480                   3   4  1    24       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 KAKASHI 10413                 3   6  0    24       NARUTO (881)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOXIC 10498                   3   3  0    23       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-GRUESOME 10005                2   5  1    23       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 LION KING 10419               4   6  0    22       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      3   0  0    22       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            5   5  1    21       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 TSUNAMI 7240                  3   4  0    20       FORKING DISASTERS (736)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEDLAM 9956                   4   6  0    18       ASSASSIN NATION (790)
 GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496       2   4  0    18       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SHPONGLE 10510                3   1  0    17       PSY CORPS (867)
 REMNANT RANGER 10534          2   1  0    17       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 MOJO W/CHEESE 10401           2   8  0    16       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 EARL GREY 10521               2   2  0    16       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 NESTEABAG PLUNGE 10518        2   2  0    15       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 BLACK ICE 9921                1   0  0    15       SNOW FORT (819)
 EXHAUSTEPATED 10532           1   2  0    14       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 CRAPKIN 10522                 3   1  0    13       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 TORNADO 7341                  2   3  0    13       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 SHORT 10542                   1   1  0    13       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552         1   0  0    11       DWARFED (882)
 OFF TO SEE THE... 10525       1   2  0    11       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SCUMMER 10549                 1   0  0    11       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 RAZZLE 10493                  2   4  0    10       LAZY BOYZ (167)
-RUBY 10489                    2   2  0    10       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 CAT'S SURPRISE 10553          1   0  0     7       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         1   3  0     6       DWARFED (882)
 BOR BLOODFALL 10529           1   2  0     5       DWARFED (882)
 MIGHTY GUY 10526              1   2  0     5       NARUTO (881)
 SHAWARMA 10554                1   0  0     5       FAST FOOD (724)
 CONTEST 10540                 1   1  0     4       ERRATA! (760)
 FRANK 10541                   1   1  0     4       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 SNAPDRAGON 10523              0   4  0     4       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ZEKE 10533                    0   3  0     3       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 PATE 10535                    0   3  0     3       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 CASTIEL 10536                 0   1  0     1       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PORTA POTTY 10321       4  4 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   PLANTERS PUNCH 10267  460   
ORC 10551               0  1 0 DWARFED 882          WURM KIN              461  NONE
VIKA STEELBRAID 10428   4  5 0 DWARFED 882          MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290  459   
BAG OF TEA 10550        0  1 0 ERRATA! 760          DARK CHAMPION         461  NONE
AUDIT 10530             0  1 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 MISTRESS FANDETT      461  NONE
WILDFIRE 7239           1  6 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 WURM KIN              461  NONE
CLEF PALATE 10325       7  3 1 MUSIC MAYHEM 877     NORTHWIND 9454        457  NOT REVENGED
CHATTEL 10232           8  6 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  LADY FINGERS 9321     458   
DHAMPIR DRAGOON 10501   0  2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   ZIPPY 10480           458   
LEONNATIAS 10343        4  9 1 WHITE WOLVES 832     PROMETHEUS 10511      460   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All hail Ten Is Racquet, a mighty fine Duelmaster. -- Oz The All-Congratulating

Creeping up, creeping up ...........Stick A Fork In It! -- Oz The All-Encouraging

Yes, Indeed. I am now a Lord Protector. I shall travel in step with Ten Is Racquet to 
The Isle, with a couple of sleezy hanger-ons, namely sticky Caramel Kharadmon and 
decomposed Rotting Wood struggling and straggling behind us. -- Rainbow

No way! I am not posting my stats and details (except Consortium # 1290) until after 
the final fight. Sheesh. -- Rainbow

Splinter, I appreciated the challenge. I needed that really easy win. Tell that Assur 
person that Oz thanks him. -- Courage

Pate, you dunce! I beat you. My, my. -- Off To See The ...

Somewhere over the rainbow, ruthless Rote found a way to me. The cretin! -- Rainbow

Bootlicker, that simply won't happen again. -- Miss Gulch

Venomous Concubine, it was fun having my way with you. -- Straw Fire

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All-Philosophical

All managers above Stick A Fork In It are disqualified. -- Oz The All-Militant & 
Informative

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CARAMEL KHARADMON butchered WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIG TEN savagely slew DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
WILDFIRE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
AUDIT was assassinated by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ORC was murdered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
BAG OF TEA was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TEN IS RAQUET overpowered JURINE CAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
ROTTING WOOD handily defeated CLANCY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ROTE lost to BROKEN FAUCET in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
LADY FINGERS overpowered WENDY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CLUB COFFEE overpowered BARSTOOL 5 in a popular 3 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
PARA demolished STRAW FIRE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CACOPHONIC CHORD handily defeated COSTANZA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LOKA WARBEARD devastated PREDATORS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
EQUES EIDOLON overpowered APEFACE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
MYSTERY MEAT won victory over GOOMBAH in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
FATONAL savagely defeated VOLCANICUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
JERMAN CHOC CAKE was overpowered by ALCHEMIST in a 6 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PRINCESS OF PURASHA narrowly defeated DOOF in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge conflict.
LION KING was overpowered by ZABURZA in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
SECRET SAUCE unbelievably bested REVENGE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
LATE KNIGHT SNACK narrowly defeated MAXIMUS in a 5 minute Challenge match.
SPLINTER luckily beat COURAGE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
GRIFF savagely defeated TOXIC in a action packed 5 minute gory Challenge fight.
ELECTROCUTION overpowered EARL GREY in a exciting 3 minute uneven Challenge match.
OFF TO SEE THE... was overcome by GHASTLY GLADIATOR in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
GLOCKENSPIEL was viciously subdued by HUGH in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MOJO W/CHEESE was overpowered by FATHER BARRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
REMNANT RANGER was viciously subdued by NATA in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
FLINT FORGEHART was overpowered by NESTEABAG PLUNGE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
SHORT handily defeated PATE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TORNADO was savagely defeated by KAKASHI in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
CRAPKIN was narrowly defeated by BONDSERVANT in a tiring 21 minute Challenge fray.
DIE ROLL was demolished by DANCING QUEEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ACE REPORTER was subdued by SAMURAI SHADOW in a 1 minute veteran's duel.
SMOKE KING HOT was beaten by HILLARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
RAINBOW subdued PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a exciting 3 minute expert's competition.
JERMAN overpowered PLANTERS PUNCH in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
KING CHARLES viciously subdued ABSOLUM in a 2 minute gruesome master's match.
NORTHWIND slimly lost to DARK SOHO in a 2 minute brutal master's fight.
MISS GULCH slimly won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute melee.
ZIT was overcome by SERF in a 2 minute match.
DIANE beat BOOTLICKER in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
APT. ZZRAB was defeated by CONWAY in a popular 3 minute gruesome veteran's duel.
ONSLAUGHT was defeated by EVAN DRAKE in a 2 minute competition.
COCA CODA viciously subdued ISOLATION in a 4 minute brutal match.
WINCHESTER handily defeated MENIAL in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
FLIMSY FLAM was savagely defeated by SCOURGE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
THE GIRL luckily beat SNOWPUNCH in a monotonous 20 minute brutal struggle.
CHAOS GOBLIN devastated CHOJI in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
THE DARK was subdued by FAILED FORTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
CARA overpowered VALTOR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TSUNAMI was bested by FAMILIAR FUSILIER in a 1 minute fight.
HARVEY was defeated by SAKURA in a 2 minute brawl.
QUINTUS was viciously subdued by REVEREND JIM in a 2 minute brutal contest.
RAZZLE was overpowered by WI in a exciting 4 minute uneven fight.
ZIPPY handily defeated MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
PROMETHEUS narrowly defeated EXHAUSTEPATED in a popular 4 minute novice's struggle.
SNAPDRAGON was subdued by CAT'S SURPRISE in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
SHPONGLE beat MIGHTY GUY in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BOR BLOODFALL was overpowered by BLACK ICE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PRINCE OF BARKNESS overpowered ZEKE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CONTEST lost to SCUMMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's fight.
FRANK was subdued by DELIN BLACKHAUL in a 2 minute brutal amateur's duel.
CASTIEL was beaten by SHAWARMA in a popular 3 minute gory novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         STRIKING ATTACK  133 - 115 -  8      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         TOTAL PARRY       86 -  79 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         LUNGING ATTACK   139 - 134 -  9      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         WALL OF STEEL     76 -  77 -  4      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         AIMED BLOW        72 -  76 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  19 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   63 -  91 -  4      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  56 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  11 -  0      27  |

Turn 461 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         8 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     11 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 11         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BROKEN FAUCET 9686         18  10  0  132 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LUNGING ATTACK   JERMAN 10446                9   2  0  119 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
STRIKING ATTACK  DANCING QUEEN 10133        16  11  2  117 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SLASHING ATTACK  LADY FINGERS 9321           6   3  1  100 SHEWISH DINER (806)
AIMED BLOW       ROTE 10386                  7   2  0   98 ERRATA! (760)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIANE 8574                 17  14  0   96 CHEERS (659)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              20  13  0   91 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
WALL OF STEEL    CONWAY 9720                14  11  2   77 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-STRIKE     PRINCESS OF PURASHA 10520   3   0  0   37 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANCING QUEEN 10133.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NATA 10443.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 
9687, GRIFF 10468, REVENGE 10461, APT. ZZRAB 1640, SCOURGE 10351, EXHAUSTEPATED 
10532, CONTEST 10540, RAZZLE 10493, DOOF 10512, and ELECTROCUTION 7342.

The least popular fighter this week was SNOWPUNCH 8981.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE GIRL 10375, CRAPKIN 10522, BONDSERVANT 10491, FRANK 10541, ZEKE 
10533, BOR BLOODFALL 10529, WI 10444, HARVEY 10466, VALTOR 10488, and THE DARK 10463.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WENDY (47-9727) FAST FOOD (724)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

RAINBOW (47-9841) LAND OF OZ (217)
ROTTING WOOD (47-9896) BASH BROS PARK (766)
BIG TEN (47-10177) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CARAMEL KHARADMON (47-10410) SAVAGE SNACKS (880)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         HOEGARDEN (21-5554) REAL BEER  (424) 
                         GRID SQUARE (24-5531) F.N.G.  (568) 
                      ROLA NYAH (30-4638) TEMPLAR ROGUES  (449) 
                   CAPTAIN KANGAROO (31-3947) MILITARY MAYHEM  (89) 
                         BERLIN (63-2923) WORLD BLADES  (331) 
                         LADY JAYE (71-7331) THE CODA  (190) 
                        CURIOUS GEORGE (73-645) CRYPTICS  (35) 
                         GRIFFON (73-5523) AIR CANADA  (635) 
                    JOE BOB (82-41731) THIRSTY THUGS 0503  (6967) 
                    EVIL DEMON (84-25442) SUPE FORCES 0B08  (4516) 
                      PRIMARY (84-27109) ROOKIE HALEN 35  (4808) 
                         SUCCUBUS (84-42009) REALLY?  (7298) 
                     JELLYFISH HUSSY (84-49856) FELLAS 26  (8559) 
                      WEBBED ROWS (84-54716) SPIDER CREW  (9446) 
                ROBERT PALSON 286 (85-7763) PROJECT MAYHEM 109  (1405) 
                      TATARUSANU (85-12319) E16 ROMANIA  (2249) 
                     WHISPY LIB (85-17248) NIGHTMARES XV  (3160) 
                   NEEDY MOOSE (85-27944) HALLOWEEN TIME 66  (5134) 
                          DEVELOP (85-38007) 6ERR12  (6923) 
                    IF I BLUFF (85-44018) WE'RE A TEAM VI  (8041) 
                            SKULL (85-49348) 33ERR  (8994) 
                   EVIL TRIBBLE (85-52462) PHASERS ON STUN!  (9366) 
                     ZEKKEN (85-52909) THIRSTY THUGS 2002  (9659) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes