DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/24/2023    Duedate: 11/20/2023

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-463

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TEN A. SHUSS
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-1642) [3-1-0,149]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TEN A. SHUSS                   ELECTROCUTION
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               FORKING DISASTERS (736)
(47-1642) [3-1-0,149]          (47-7342) [4-3-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANCING QUEEN                  JUHR ROCKFIST
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-10133) [17-12-3,118]       (47-10268) [7-4-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHEERS (659)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHEERS (659)                55
2. TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)      53      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)        49      Unchartered Team
4. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         36
5. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)       30      FORKING DISASTERS (736)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        38  23  2 62.3   1/19 CHEERS (659)             11  4 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1044 685 34 60.4   2/12 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       9  6 1
 3- 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     428 305 45 58.4   3/10 NARUTO (881)              9  6 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806)      229 172 17 57.1   4/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  6 0
 5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1103 919 58 54.5   5/ 1 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  7 2
 6/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    259 219 22 54.2   6/23 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    8  7 0
 7/ 7 THE PURGE 209 (868)      102  91  3 52.8   7/ 6 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      8  7 0
 8/ 9 CHEERS (659)             200 182 11 52.4   8/13 FAST FOOD (724)           7  7 0
 9/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396)      491 456 34 51.8   9/ 8 SHEWISH DINER (806)       7  7 0
10/10 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      32  31  0 50.8  10/ 3 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      7  8 0
11/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      307 298 14 50.7  11/18 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  8 0
12/12 ERRATA! (760)             76  74  0 50.7  12- 2 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       6  4 1
13/15 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    67  66  5 50.4  13- 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)      6  4 0
14-13 SAVAGE SNACKS (880)       38  38  1 50.0  14- 4 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  4 0
15/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)     232 234 11 49.8  15/ 7 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     6  7 0
16/20 NARUTO (881)              24  26  0 48.0  16/11 LAND OF OZ (217)          6  9 0
17/16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     161 175  4 47.9  17/15 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     5  5 1
18/17 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    163 180  4 47.5  18- 9 MUSIC MAYHEM (877)        5  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     96 108  2 47.1  19/20 ERRATA! (760)             5  9 0
20/18 FAST FOOD (724)          317 357 16 47.0  20/17 THE PURGE 209 (868)       5 10 0
21/22 SNOW FORT (819)           57  67  2 46.0  21/22 DWARFED (882)             5 10 0
22-21 PSY CORPS (867)           67  79  5 45.9  22/24 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      4  5 0
23/23 DWARFED (882)             68  87  2 43.9  23-16 PSY CORPS (867)           4  6 0
24/24 LAZY BOYZ (167)           76 101  9 42.9  24/25 LAZY BOYZ (167)           4 11 0
25/25 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      88 130  4 40.4  25/26 SNOW FORT (819)           3  1 0
26/27 WHITE WOLVES (832)       140 260  8 35.0  26/21*FORKING DISASTERS (736)   2  8 0
27/28*FORKING DISASTERS (736)   11  27  0 28.9  27/27 WHITE WOLVES (832)        1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Turf War 13 has finished.

1st Place: Eerie Picnic (Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine)

     80% of the pooled team rollups

     Each manager/team receives:
          * One Limited Damage Bump (bump one level damage)(warrior must have fought 
            in TW13)
          * One Stat replace (remove 2 SZ, replace 2 to any single other stat) 
            (warrior must have fought in TW13)
          * One Favorite weapon knowledge (warrior must have fought in TW13)

2nd Place: TBD (Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE)

     10% of the pooled team rollups

     Each manager/team receives:

          * One Favorite weapon knowledge (warrior must have fought in TW13)
          * One free stat raise (not SZ)(warrior must have fought in TW13)

Individual Team with the Most Wins: Three way tie at 32 wins (Oz, Vlad, 
Assurnasirbanipal)

     10% of the pooled team rollups

Participation Award:

     * 2 skills each to:  Oz, Mannequin, Crip, Blackheart, Gentleben, Master Darque, 
       Dr. Feelgood, JE, Assurnasirbanipal, One-Armed Bandit, La Guillotine, Bubba, 
       Dameon Darkheart, The Dark One, Madwand, Paradox, Riff Raff, Vlad, Kharadmon

All prizes must be applied to DM47 warriors within 6 months. You cannot create out-of-
bounds warrior. One max prize applied to any warrior (meaning that if you win two 
prizes they cannot be applied to the same warrior).

                                          -- Moderators

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, my shock is not necessarily that I've arrived here on the throne, but rather 
that I don't have the lowest ID # among active warriors.  A salute to Apt. Zzrab.

                                          -- Ten A. Shuss
                                             Royal Flush
                                             Duelmaster of North Fork

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in NORTH FORK a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can 
make the difference, as ROYAL FLUSH is pushed out of top team by CHEERS, who came 
from 19th with a 5-0-0 this turn.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as CHEERS' 200-182-11 has earned them 1st place in 
the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  TEAM HAS NO 
NAME has turned a 4-1-0 into 6th place from 23rd.  Give me the recipe!  The ERRATA! 
guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know 
where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, EQUES EIDOLON fought SMOKE KING 
HOT and gained 30 points and contributed to SPECTRAL STEEL's 2-3-0.  SMOKE KING HOT 
has lost to EQUES EIDOLON, falling 19 points, while helping make ROYAL FLUSH a 2-3-1 
turn.  This week's Duelmaster bout was between ROTE and our Duelmaster TEN A. SHUSS, 
making a challenge.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and TEN A. 
SHUSS remains NORTH FORK's top warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred? 
I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Warty Toad uses trolls in their 
stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  ROYAL FLUSH has cause to stand tall, as they 
were NORTH FORK's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And avoiding ROYAL FLUSH more than any other team we find BIG LAKE GROOVE.  NORTH 
FORK, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged 
warrior this turn was FORKING DISASTERS' warrior ELECTROCUTION.  More fighters 
challenged her than challenged the Duelmaster!  In a fit of brilliance or of 
stupidity (hard to say sometimes), THE CHAMPION challenged BARSTOOL 5 today, facing a 
27 difference in recognition.  Well, THE CHAMPION was defeated by BARSTOOL 5, but THE 
CHAMPION gained 7 in recognition for his efforts.  Thank goodness for small favors.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  SHEWISH DINER made what looks to be a tough decision this turn, as 
they sent JURINE CAKE, with a record of 18-17-0, to JURINE CAKE death.  Farewell, 
his.  A farewell moment, if you please, STRAW FIRE of LAND OF OZ has been sent to the 
Dark Arena, and was carried out on its shield.  SATAN'S MINIONS has some questions to 
answer.  Like 'why did you kill your fighter, BONDSERVANT, who had a record of 
6-1-0?' You gotta do what you gotta do.  SHEWISH DINER has sent LATE KNIGHT SNACK to 
the Dark Arena.  The deed is done.  Lift the ale, and toast the memory.  This is not 
good to see.  Why pray tell has CAT'S SURPRISE been sent to the Dark Arena by BASH 
BROS PARK?  And why with a 2-0-0 record??  I guess it was coming sooner or later, 
LAZY BOYZ has lost APT. ZZRAB, and NORTH FORK is bound to miss him.  For a little 
while, at least.  Hearty mugs of ale were raised in NORTH FORK today as MISS GULCH 
was bid farewell to a 9-4-0 warrior, with THE WARRIOR of BIG LAKE GROOVE standing 
silent and pensive.  REVENGE has departed NORTH FORK, leaving THE PURGE 209 without 
their 3-7-0 warrior.  Question, just what was his team doing at the taverns last 
night?  Kudos go out to BROKEN FAUCET this turn, for revenging BASH BROS PARK's 
bloodfeud against SHEWISH DINER's warrior PLANTERS PUNCH.  Well done.  A brave 
warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight 
is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, NORTH FORK, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet 
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and 
my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEN A. SHUSS 1642             3   1  0   149       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686           19  11  0   137       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133          17  12  3   118       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LADY FINGERS 9321             7   3  1   111       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 DIANE 8574                   19  14  0   110       CHEERS (659)
 NORTHWIND 9454               22  17  2   109       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 THE WARRIOR 9948             15  15  2   108       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 DIE ROLL 9946                22  13  0   106       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              24  17  0   103       CHEERS (659)
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390           8   3  0   101       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-SERF 10056                   20  13  0    95       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-HILLARY 9534                 18  17  1    93       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ZIT 10348                    11   5  1    93       LAZY BOYZ (167)
-BOOTLICKER 10182             15  11  2    91       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 ROTE 10386                    8   3  0    91       ERRATA! (760)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             19  28  0    89       FAST FOOD (724)
-YETI 8878                     9   3  1    88       SNOW FORT (819)
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      14  13  1    87       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 PARA 7767                    14  16  0    87       ERRATA! (760)
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391          8   3  0    86       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CLANCY 7713                  16  14  0    84       ERRATA! (760)
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          8   3  1    83       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CHAOS GOBLIN 10465            8   3  0    81       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 THE CHAMPION 9401             5   5  1    81       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            17  23  0    80       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         19  13  0    78       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-ABSOLUM 10023                11  13  2    75       PSY CORPS (867)
-CONWAY 9720                  14  12  2    74       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-DARK SOHO 10022              14  16  0    73       PSY CORPS (867)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
--ZERO 8881                    9   4  0    65       SNOW FORT (819)
-MYSTERY MEAT 10403            7   4  0    65       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 GOOMBAH 10341                 9   8  0    62       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-CACOPHONIC CHORD 10484        6   2  0    61       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           6   7  0    60       DWARFED (882)
 PREDATORS 10322               8   5  0    59       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SAKURA 10412                  6   5  0    59       NARUTO (881)
-COCA CODA 10349               8   2  0    58       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE GIRL 10375                7   4  0    56       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 CARA 10449                    6   5  0    55       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 HUGH 9291                     5   5  0    53       CHEERS (659)
 WINCHESTER 10260             11   9  0    52       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 SECRET SAUCE 10382            8   3  0    52       FAST FOOD (724)
 LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269         7   4  0    52       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-FAILED FORTE 10442            6   4  1    52       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-REVEREND JIM 9229             5   1  0    52       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              13   9  0    51       CHEERS (659)
 ZABURZA 10414                 6   5  0    50       NARUTO (881)
 APEFACE 10318                15   4  0    49       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ALCHEMIST 9827               10  12  0    48       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 FATHER BARRY 9294             7   4  1    48       CHEERS (659)
-FLETCHER 10305                7   3  0    48       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268           7   4  0    47       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-FLIMSY FLAM 10323             6   7  0    47       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
-GRIFF 10468                   6   4  1    45       SECOND BANANAS (573)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290          6   5  1    45       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-PRINCESS OF PURASHA 10520     4   0  0    45       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-COSTANZA 10364                6   4  0    43       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SNOWPUNCH 8981                8   6  0    42       SNOW FORT (819)
 THE DARK 10463                8   3  0    41       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 ISOLATION 10462               6   5  0    41       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 ONSLAUGHT 10352               6   6  0    40       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478       5   5  0    40       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SCOURGE 10351                 5   7  1    39       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            7   5  2    37       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10404        8   8  0    36       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 VALTOR 10488                  4   4  1    36       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-FATONAL 10517                 4   1  0    36       MUSIC MAYHEM (877)
 WI 10444                      8   5  0    35       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 QUINTUS 10253                 5  18  2    35       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 COURAGE 10495                 5   3  0    35       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOLCANICUS 10376              6   6  0    32       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 NATA 10443                    5   8  0    32       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
-DOOF 10512                    2   3  0    32       PSY CORPS (867)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 6  13  0    31       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 ELECTROCUTION 7342            4   3  0    31       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
-MOJO W/CHEESE 10401           3   8  0    30       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 HARVEY 10466                  5   6  0    29       FAST FOOD (724)
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552         3   0  0    29       DWARFED (882)
 CHOJI 10415                   6   5  0    27       NARUTO (881)
 EARL GREY 10521               4   2  0    27       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 MIGHTY GUY 10526              3   2  0    27       NARUTO (881)
 REMNANT RANGER 10534          3   2  0    26       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BLACK ICE 9921                2   0  0    25       SNOW FORT (819)
 TOXIC 10498                   4   4  0    24       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      4   0  0    24       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAPKIN 10522                 5   1  0    23       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 KAKASHI 10413                 3   8  0    23       NARUTO (881)
-PROMETHEUS 10511              3   2  1    22       PSY CORPS (867)
 SNAPDRAGON 10523              2   4  0    21       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ZIPPY 10480                   3   6  1    20       LAZY BOYZ (167)
-LION KING 10419               4   7  0    19       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 EXHAUSTEPATED 10532           2   3  0    19       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 PATE 10535                    1   4  0    19       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496       2   6  0    18       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 FRANK 10541                   3   1  0    17       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 CORNFIELD 10560               1   1  0    14       LAND OF OZ (217)
-NESTEABAG PLUNGE 10518        2   3  0    13       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 RAZZLE 10493                  2   6  0    12       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 SKIN SUIT 10566               1   0  0    12       ERRATA! (760)
-SHPONGLE 10510                3   2  0    11       PSY CORPS (867)
-RUBY 10489                    2   2  0    10       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-BLADABLES 10559               1   0  0    10       SAVAGE SNACKS (880)
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         1   5  0     8       DWARFED (882)
 BOR BLOODFALL 10529           1   4  0     7       DWARFED (882)
 SOFT TEN 10562                1   1  0     7       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-CONTEST 10540                 1   2  0     5       ERRATA! (760)
 SHAWARMA 10554                1   2  0     5       FAST FOOD (724)
 ZEKE 10533                    0   5  0     5       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557          1   1  0     4       DWARFED (882)
 CASTIEL 10536                 0   3  0     3       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAT'S SURPRISE 10553    2  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   SHEWISH GIANT         463  NONE
PORTA POTTY 10321       4  4 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   PLANTERS PUNCH 10267  460  JUST REVENGED
RESERVED 10561          1  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   BLACK ORC             463  NONE
SPLINTER 10354          5  6 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   MISTRESS FANDETT      463  NONE
VIKA STEELBRAID 10428   4  5 0 DWARFED 882          MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290  459  NOT REVENGED
FROG PLAGUE 10555       0  1 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 MOUNTAIN TROLL        463  NONE
MISS GULCH 10389        9  4 0 LAND OF OZ 217       THE WARRIOR 9948      463   
OFF TO SEE THE. 10525   2  3 0 LAND OF OZ 217       BANDIT PRINCE         463  NONE
STRAW FIRE 10333        8 10 0 LAND OF OZ 217       WURM KIN              463  NONE
APT. ZZRAB 1640        14 17 1 LAZY BOYZ 167        DANCING QUEEN 10133   463   
BONDSERVANT 10491       6  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  BANDIT PRINCE         463  NONE
LABORER 10565           0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  BANDIT PRINCE         463  NONE
MENIAL 10469            3  7 1 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  SPYMASTER             463  NONE
JURINE CAKE 9371       18 18 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    MISTRESS FANDETT      463  NONE
LATE KNIGHT SNA 10249   4  9 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    WURM KIN              463  NONE
REVENGE 10461           3  8 0 THE PURGE 209 868    GLOCKENSPIEL 10416    463   
SHORT 10542             1  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DARK CHAMPION         463  NONE
LEONNATIAS 10343        4  9 1 WHITE WOLVES 832     PROMETHEUS 10511      460   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to the teams of Bash Bros Park, Shewish Diner, and Weird Alchemy, who had to 
overcome the management of Assur, OAB, and La Guillotine to win the Turf War. Quite an 
achievement! -- Oz The All Congratulating (thinking rather a plethora of four-letter 
expletives typically unspoken in The Emerald City)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JURINE CAKE was barely slain by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
STRAW FIRE was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BONDSERVANT was savagely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPLINTER was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
LATE KNIGHT SNACK was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
OFF TO SEE THE... was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MENIAL was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
RESERVED was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHORT was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
CAT'S SURPRISE was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
FROG PLAGUE was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LABORER was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TEN A. SHUSS overpowered ROTE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
DANCING QUEEN murdered APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ACE REPORTER was overcome by PARA in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
THE WARRIOR killed MISS GULCH in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
THE CHAMPION was luckily beaten by BARSTOOL 5 in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
LYXIA ROSEPETAL vanquished ELECTROCUTION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
GLOCKENSPIEL dispatched REVENGE in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fray.
SOFT TEN was devastated by DELIN BLACKHAUL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
NORTHWIND savagely defeated CLUB COFFEE in a exciting 1 minute gory veteran's bout.
SMOKE KING HOT was handily defeated by EQUES EIDOLON in a 2 minute competition.
BROKEN FAUCET vanquished PLANTERS PUNCH in a 3 minute one-sided match.
DIE ROLL overcame SAMURAI SHADOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute expert's duel.
JERMAN was defeated by DIANE in a 3 minute veteran's match.
CLANCY overpowered CARA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHAOS GOBLIN vanquished WINCHESTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZIT demolished LOKA WARBEARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
JUHR ROCKFIST was unbelievably bested by THE GIRL in a popular 3 minute fray.
MAHX OHVERFAIL was overcome by SECRET SAUCE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
MAXIMUS was vanquished by ZABURZA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
APEFACE narrowly defeated REMNANT RANGER in a dull 12 minute gory duel.
PREDATORS savagely defeated ONSLAUGHT in a 2 minute gory match.
QUINTUS was defeated by WI in a 3 minute bout.
GOOMBAH overpowered VOLCANICUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SNOWPUNCH luckily beat TOXIC in a crowd boring 14 minute contest.
EVAN DRAKE defeated NATA in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
SAKURA demolished COURAGE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HARVEY was viciously subdued by VALTOR in a 2 minute brutal fight.
CHOJI was subdued by ISOLATION in a 6 minute conflict.
THE DARK was demolished by HUGH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALCHEMIST was beaten by FATHER BARRY in a popular 2 minute duel.
SCOURGE handily defeated GHASTLY GLADIATOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FAMILIAR FUSILIER beat THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute fight.
RAZZLE was demolished by PATE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
ZIPPY was subdued by CRAPKIN in a 5 minute conflict.
FLINT FORGEHART was vanquished by SNAPDRAGON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EARL GREY bested KAKASHI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
EXHAUSTEPATED handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZEKE was defeated by FRANK in a 3 minute gruesome novice's battle.
BOR BLOODFALL was overpowered by CORNFIELD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CASTIEL was overpowered by MIGHTY GUY in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BLACK ICE demolished BANGIS BIGNOSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHAWARMA was overpowered by SKIN SUIT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         TOTAL PARRY       86 -  77 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         LUNGING ATTACK   142 - 129 -  8      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         STRIKING ATTACK  118 - 115 -  8      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         AIMED BLOW        73 -  73 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  18 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     75 -  83 -  4      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   56 -  87 -  4      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  55 -  1      35  |

Turn 463 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 10         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    3 - 12         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      TEN A. SHUSS 1642           3   1  0  149 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TOTAL PARRY      BROKEN FAUCET 9686         19  11  0  137 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  DANCING QUEEN 10133        17  12  3  118 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIANE 8574                 19  14  0  110 CHEERS (659)
LUNGING ATTACK   NORTHWIND 9454             22  17  2  109 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
BASHING ATTACK   DIE ROLL 9946              22  13  0  106 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW       EQUES EIDOLON 10390         8   3  0  101 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SLASHING ATTACK  SAMURAI SHADOW 10391        8   3  0   86 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
WALL OF STEEL    EVAN DRAKE 9136            13   9  0   51 CHEERS (659)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is DANCING QUEEN 10133.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was REVENGE 10461.  The ten other most popular fighters were JUHR ROCKFIST 
10268, THE CHAMPION 9401, SMOKE KING HOT 10082, EQUES EIDOLON 10390, MAHX OHVERFAIL 
10290, FATHER BARRY 9294, KAKASHI 10413, PREDATORS 10322, ISOLATION 10462, and TEN A. 
SHUSS 1642.

The least popular fighter this week was SNOWPUNCH 8981.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were REMNANT RANGER 10534, APEFACE 10318, TOXIC 10498, CRAPKIN 10522, CHOJI 
10415, SHAWARMA 10554, BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557, CASTIEL 10536, BOR BLOODFALL 10529, and 
EARL GREY 10521.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DIANE (47-8574) CHEERS (659)
DIE ROLL (47-9946) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JURINE CAKE (47-9371) SHEWISH DINER (806)
KING CHARLES (47-9451) REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
JERMAN (47-10446) WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)