DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/16/2024    Duedate: 02/12/2024

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-466

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMOKE KING HOT
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-10082) [21-14-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE CHAMPION                   POSITION IS EMPTY
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)          
(47-9401) [8-5-1,121]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANCING QUEEN                  MAHX OHVERFAIL
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-10133) [17-15-3,78]        (47-10290) [7-7-1,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE PURGE 209 (868)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE PURGE 209 (868)         48
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         37      YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
3. ERRATA! (760)               24      Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)       24
5. FORKING DISASTERS (736)     21      ERRATA (604)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)   10   4  0 71.4   1/ 3 THE PURGE 209 (868)       9  3 3
 2- 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         %1049 688 34 60.4   2/ 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     9  6 0
 3- 3 SHEWISH DINER (806)      229 174 17 56.8   3/ 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  6 0
 4/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1110 926 59 54.5   4/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  7 1
 5/ 5 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    268 225 22 54.4   5- 4 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      6  4 1
 6/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868)      111  94  6 54.1   6- 9 LAND OF OZ (217)          5  3 0
 7- 7 CHEERS (659)             202 185 12 52.2   7/ 8 ERRATA! (760)             5  4 1
 8/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396)      495 466 34 51.5   8/17 FORKING DISASTERS (736)   5  5 2
 9/11 ERRATA! (760)             81  78  1 50.9   9/16 TIMELY HEROES (656)       4  6 0
10/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      314 304 14 50.8  10/14 LAZY BOYZ (167)           4  8 0
11-10 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    70  68  5 50.7  11/18 FAST FOOD (724)           4  8 0
12/12 BASH BROS PARK (766)     234 245 11 48.9  12/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)       4 10 0
13-13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     167 179  5 48.3  13-12 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      3  0 0
14-15 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      32  35  0 47.8  14- 6 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    3  2 0
15-16 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     96 109  2 46.8  15-11 SNOW FORT (819)           2  1 0
16/17 FAST FOOD (724)          321 365 16 46.8  16/20 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)   2  2 0
17-19 SNOW FORT (819)           59  68  2 46.5  17- 5 CHEERS (659)              2  3 1
18/18 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    163 189  4 46.3  18/13 BASH BROS PARK (766)      2 11 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 ADULT SWIM (589)          20  27  1 42.6  19/ 0 ADULT SWIM (589)          1  1 0
20/21 LAZY BOYZ (167)           80 109  9 42.3  20/24 WHITE WOLVES (832)        1  5 0
21-22 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      91 130  4 41.2  21/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     0  9 0
22/23 TIMELY HEROES (656)       24  43  1 35.8  22-19 WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)      0  4 0
23/24 WHITE WOLVES (832)       141 265  8 34.7  23-22 SHEWISH DINER (806)       0  2 0
24/25 FORKING DISASTERS (736)   16  32  2 33.3  24-25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly NORTH FORK games.  Former top team WEIRD ALCHEMY was 
unseated this week as THE PURGE 209 moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot 
with a 3-1-1 record for the round.  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around 
the corner!  Witness how this week FORKING DISASTERS went 2-0-1 to move up 9 in the 
rankings.  My praise to THE PURGE 209 for their 3-1-1 week this time out.  Indeed, it 
was a skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  ISOLATION caught the eye of many 
in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested PREDATORS and was awarded 25 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, ISOLATION put down 
PREDATORS, causing him to lose 19 points of recognition in the process.  The city has 
turned out in honor of SMOKE KING HOT, for with his arena victory he may now lay 
claim to the highest position in the city!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if 
exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 
7!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city NORTH FORK.  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's 
challenge seeking began.  FAST FOOD is feared.  This much I can say.  Apparently the 
stalwarts of BIG LAKE GROOVE are catching the bulk of jests down at the challenging 
board for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk at the arena has reached my 
ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after HENRY FORD.  
Watch your back!  For some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory.  See, 
gladiators, how THE WARRIOR of BIG LAKE GROOVE challenged down 20 points to PARA.  
Surprising everyone, PARA won victory over THE WARRIOR, earning 16 points of 
recognition in the process!  A knave's just desserts are the sweetest victory.  I can 
not but mention with disdain the name of THE CHAMPION who this week posted a 
challenge to a warrior a full 15 points below in the rankings.  I thought THE 
CHAMPION showed great skill and promise when he bested ACE REPORTER.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Look no more for HARVEY in the arena or 
on the streets of NORTH FORK.  His fate was sealed in the Dark Arena.  Inevitable for 
one at 5-8-0.  I must report the passing of LYXIA ROSEPETAL, veteran of many duels.  
8-6-0 final record Hers was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  Many 
townsmen have begin to remark over the fact that after one more round of duels LAND 
OF OZ's Bloodfeud against THE WARRIOR will have expired.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  
She showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  
Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off 
city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier 
than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082         21  14  0   113       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE CHAMPION 9401             8   5  1   121       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-LADY FINGERS 9321             7   3  1   111       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CLANCY 7713                  19  14  1   105       ERRATA! (760)
 PARA 7767                    16  17  0   105       ERRATA! (760)
-BARSTOOL 5 8253              24  18  0   102       CHEERS (659)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEE YA, LOSER! 10585         10   3  0    98       YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
-SERF 10056                   20  13  0    95       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-BOOTLICKER 10182             15  11  2    91       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 GOOMBAH 10341                12   8  0    91       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZIT 10348                    13   6  1    90       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             19  31  0    88       FAST FOOD (724)
 ACE REPORTER 9897            18  25  0    88       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-YETI 8878                     9   3  1    88       SNOW FORT (819)
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687      14  13  1    87       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-EQUES EIDOLON 10390           9   4  0    85       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 THE WARRIOR 9948             16  17  2    84       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          8   3  1    83       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 ISOLATION 10462               8   6  0    82       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 DANCING QUEEN 10133          17  15  3    78       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-CHAOS GOBLIN 10465            8   4  0    78       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-SAMURAI SHADOW 10391          9   4  0    75       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-ROTE 10386                    8   5  0    73       ERRATA! (760)
 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268          10   4  0    70       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 PREDATORS 10322              10   6  0    69       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE DARK 10463               11   3  1    66       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-FATHER BARRY 9294             8   4  2    66       CHEERS (659)
--ZERO 8881                    9   4  0    65       SNOW FORT (819)
 SECRET SAUCE 10382           11   3  0    58       FAST FOOD (724)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APEFACE 10318                17   5  0    56       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-WINCHESTER 10260             12   9  0    55       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-ALCHEMIST 9827               11  12  0    55       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-COURAGE 10495                 7   3  0    54       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BENDER 5395                   9   1  1    53       ADULT SWIM (589)
-SNOWPUNCH 8981                9   6  0    52       SNOW FORT (819)
-VASH THE STAMPEDE 5396        5   5  0    50       ADULT SWIM (589)
-EVAN DRAKE 9136              13  10  0    49       CHEERS (659)
 ONSLAUGHT 10352               7   8  0    48       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-FLETCHER 10305                7   3  0    48       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-CARA 10449                    6   6  0    48       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
-FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478       6   6  1    47       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CRAPKIN 10522                 8   1  0    46       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-VALTOR 10488                  5   4  1    46       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-HUGH 9291                     5   6  0    46       CHEERS (659)
-PRINCESS OF PURASHA 10520     4   0  0    45       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290          7   7  1    41       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 QUINTUS 10253                 5  21  2    40       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 TOXIC 10498                   6   5  0    38       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-BLACK ICE 9921                3   0  0    38       SNOW FORT (819)
 MAXIMUS 10296                 7  15  0    36       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SCOURGE 10351                 6   9  1    36       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496       4   6  0    34       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEALAB DEBBIE 5567            2   4  0    33       ADULT SWIM (589)
-CORNFIELD 10560               2   2  0    33       LAND OF OZ (217)
-NATA 10443                    5   9  0    32       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            7   8  2    31       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-WI 10444                      8   6  0    30       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
-REMNANT RANGER 10534          4   3  0    30       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 ZIPPY 10480                   5   7  1    27       LAZY BOYZ (167)
-EARL GREY 10521               4   2  0    27       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-EMERALD CITY 10582            1   1  0    27       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAVID 6199                    6   8  0    26       TIMELY HEROES (656)
 SOFT TEN 10562                3   2  0    26       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PATE 10535                    2   4  0    26       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      4   0  0    24       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAWARMA 10554                2   4  0    23       FAST FOOD (724)
 SPOONMAN 10593                2   0  1    20       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 FRANK 10541                   5   2  2    19       THE PURGE 209 (868)
-LION KING 10419               4   7  0    19       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BLIZZARD 10556                1   1  0    16       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 SNAPDRAGON 10523              2   7  0    13       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-CASTIEL 10536                 1   3  0    13       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-MUNCHKIN 10598                1   0  0    13       LAND OF OZ (217)
-SPACE GHOST 5648              2   1  0    11       ADULT SWIM (589)
 SPARTACUS 6434                2   3  1    10       TIMELY HEROES (656)
-EXHAUSTEPATED 10532           2   4  0    10       WRATHMEN 21-21 (883)
-RUBY 10489                    2   2  0    10       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 BARBARELLA 6493               1   1  0    10       TIMELY HEROES (656)
 MAD MAX 6494                  1   1  0     8       TIMELY HEROES (656)
-CONTEST 10540                 1   2  0     5       ERRATA! (760)
 HENRY FORD 6488               1   1  0     4       TIMELY HEROES (656)
 ZOD 10592                     0   2  0     2       LAZY BOYZ (167)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      SPOONMAN 10593        466  NONE
GANG ACTIVITY 10619     0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   MOUNTAIN TROLL        466  NONE
QUARANTINE 10621        0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   WURM KIN              466  NONE
SQUIRRELS 10618         0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   HIGH ELF              466  NONE
TURNED INTO MAL 10620   0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   MISTRESS FANDETT      466  NONE
LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269   8  6 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  THE DARK 10463        466   
VOLCANICUS 10376        6  8 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    FAMILIAR FUSILI 10478 465   
SKIN SUIT 10566         1  1 0 ERRATA! 760          SPORK 10575           464  REVENGED
HARVEY 10466            5  9 0 FAST FOOD 724        BANDIT PRINCE         466  NONE
FAMINE 10564            0  1 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 FRANK 10541           464   
LOCUST 10563            1  1 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 FRANK 10541           465   
SPORK 10575             1  1 1 FORKING DISASTER 736 CLANCY 7713           465   
MISS GULCH 10389        9  4 0 LAND OF OZ 217       THE WARRIOR 9948      463   
APT. ZZRAB 1640        14 17 1 LAZY BOYZ 167        DANCING QUEEN 10133   463  REVENGED
DUD 7 10608             0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  MISTRESS FANDETT      466  NONE
DUD 8 10609             0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  WURM KIN              466  NONE
DUD 9 10610             0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  MOUNTAIN TROLL        466  NONE
THE GIRL 10375          7  5 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 FATHER BARRY 9294     464   
REVENGE 10461           3  8 0 THE PURGE 209 868    GLOCKENSPIEL 10416    463   
DA1 10615               0  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    MISTRESS FANDETT      466  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Crip, where were we the last few rounds? 7-2-1?! -- Oz The All-Wondering

Glockenspiel, how nice of you. Thanks for the challenge and the win. -- Courage

Secret Sauce, you put me to sleep. -- Cornfield

Harvey, you were there and, well, you were there. By the way, do you like green? -- 
Emerald City

Hmmm. Did Bucket Of Water return alive from Tempe, or did someone boil him? -- Oz The 
All-Curious

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All-Philosophical

Black Ice -- You know, someone told me something about Black Ice before... Was it to 
hit it fast? To hit it slow? Dang it! I don't remember now!! -- David

Spoonman -- I think I need to file a complaint. You're name is clearly misleading. 
Surely the name implies that you intend to fight with a spoon! Am I right?! -- 
Spartacus

Blizzard -- Well, that was definitely a flurry of something, but I don't think 
snowflakes would qualify!! -- Henry Ford

ZOD -- Oh no! I'm so sorry! Did I hit you too hard!? I mean, that bicep was just 
handing out there and I couldn't resist just a little caress... -- Barbarella

Mordant Desserter -- SHAME! For SHAME sir! Society is collapsing around us and you are 
looking for desserts!! *Henry Ford whispers in Mad Max's ear* *Looking back at Ford* 
Wait, really? People do that? *Casts a disparaging look at Mordant DESERTER and walks 
away* -- Mad Max

So we sling our way back into the action here. Sorry, couldn't resist the pun. 
Hopefully everyone Saul their way past my little failing. I am told to announce our 
return as well as the refurbishment of the Grand Stage. We anticipate holding our 
first performance in only a few weeks time with more to come. For those who forget, 
our mandate was both to educate with the blade (or mace or other implement of 
destruction) but to focus our efforts on the stage in hopes of bringing enlightenment 
and culture to this deserving locale... and to earn the funds Sheila paid us to create 
a theatrical presence here. And with Master Beru's untimely departure, this is one of 
the few avenues to more funds he retains, so... We are RETURNED!! Timely Heroes!! -- 
David, Assistant to the Regional Director of the sub... uh, yeah, something like that.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HARVEY was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
TURNED INTO MALL was murdered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DUD 7 was murdered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GANG ACTIVITY was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SQUIRRELS was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DUD 9 was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
DA1 was assassinated by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
QUARANTINE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
DUD 8 was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
THE CHAMPION vanquished ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE WARRIOR was vanquished by PARA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LYXIA ROSEPETAL was slain by THE DARK in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CRAPKIN overcame MAHX OHVERFAIL in a popular 6 minute Challenge bout.
BLIZZARD subdued HENRY FORD in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BARBARELLA was unbelievably bested by ZIPPY in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
ZIT was devastated by SMOKE KING HOT in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
CLANCY handily defeated DANCING QUEEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SEE YA, LOSER! overpowered CLUB COFFEE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
GOOMBAH handily defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PREDATORS was bested by ISOLATION in a 2 minute brawl.
JUHR ROCKFIST savagely defeated BENDER in a 2 minute brutal bout.
QUINTUS was beaten by APEFACE in a 3 minute veteran's bout.
SCOURGE was narrowly defeated by TOXIC in a 2 minute conflict.
ONSLAUGHT devastated GLOCKENSPIEL in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
SECRET SAUCE outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a dull 17 minute bout.
MAXIMUS won victory over SNAPDRAGON in a 3 minute bloody fray.
DAVID was overpowered by SEALAB DEBBIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FRANK was savagely defeated by SHAWARMA in a 5 minute brutal duel.
ZOD was luckily beaten by SPARTACUS in a popular 3 minute brutal novice's duel.
SPOONMAN slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SOFT TEN overcame MAD MAX in a 2 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         TOTAL PARRY       75 -  59 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK   104 - 103 -  4      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     67 -  70 -  7      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        60 -  71 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   79 - 103 -  5      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  47 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  66 -  4      39  |

Turn 466 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  6         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SMOKE KING HOT 10082       21  14  0  113 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BASHING ATTACK   THE CHAMPION 9401           8   5  1  121 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLANCY 7713                19  14  1  105 ERRATA! (760)
AIMED BLOW       SEE YA, LOSER! 10585       10   3  0   98 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
WALL OF STEEL    THE DARK 10463             11   3  1   66 THE PURGE 209 (868)
TOTAL PARRY      SECRET SAUCE 10382         11   3  0   58 FAST FOOD (724)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOXIC 10498                 6   5  0   38 THE PURGE 209 (868)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANCING QUEEN 10133.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290.  The ten other most popular fighters were ZOD 10592, 
QUINTUS 10253, MAXIMUS 10296, SHAWARMA 10554, DUD 9 10610, BARBARELLA 6493, PREDATORS 
10322, JUHR ROCKFIST 10268, SCOURGE 10351, and TOXIC 10498.

The least popular fighter this week was SECRET SAUCE 10382.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FRANK 10541, CRAPKIN 10522, DAVID 6199, GLOCKENSPIEL 10416, 
CLUB COFFEE 9833, DANCING QUEEN 10133, ZIT 10348, HENRY FORD 6488, THE WARRIOR 9948, 
and ACE REPORTER 9897.