DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/13/2024 Duedate: 03/11/2024
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM 47 TURN 467
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CLANCY
ERRATA! (760)
(47-7713) [20-14-1,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE CHAMPION POSITION IS EMPTY
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9401) [9-5-1,127]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DANCING QUEEN COURAGE
ROYAL FLUSH (48) LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-10133) [18-15-3,99] (47-10495) [8-3-0,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 70
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 49 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
3. BASH BROS PARK (766) 40 Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE FORCES (396) 32
5. ERRATA! (760) 30 STORM KNIGHTS (70)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886) 11 4 0 73.3 1/ 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 10 5 0
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 1051 690 34 60.4 2/ 7 ERRATA! (760) 7 1 1
3/ 5 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 273 225 22 54.8 3/ 1 THE PURGE 209 (868) 7 5 2
4/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 1111 929 59 54.5 4/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 6 1
5/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868) 112 97 6 53.6 5/ 9 TIMELY HEROES (656) 6 9 0
6/ 9 ERRATA! (760) 84 78 1 51.9 6/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217) 5 3 0
7/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396) 498 467 34 51.6 7/ 8 FORKING DISASTERS (736) 5 6 1
8/10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 314 308 14 50.5 8/12 DARQUE FORCES (396) 5 8 0
9/12 BASH BROS PARK (766) 235 249 11 48.6 9/13 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 4 1 0
10-13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 167 179 5 48.3 10/ 3 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 4 8 0
11/16 FAST FOOD (724) 322 368 16 46.7 11/11 FAST FOOD (724) 4 8 0
12-17 SNOW FORT (819) 59 68 2 46.5 12/10 LAZY BOYZ (167) 4 9 0
13/18 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 163 191 4 46.0 13- 5 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 3 2 1
14/20 LAZY BOYZ (167) 82 112 9 42.3 14/16 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886) 2 1 0
15/21 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 95 131 4 42.0 15-15 SNOW FORT (819) 2 1 0
16/19 ADULT SWIM (589) 20 29 1 40.8 16/20 WHITE WOLVES (832) 2 4 0
17/22 TIMELY HEROES (656) 26 46 1 36.1 17/18 BASH BROS PARK (766) 2 12 0
18/23 WHITE WOLVES (832) 142 266 8 34.8 18/19 ADULT SWIM (589) 1 3 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/24 FORKING DISASTERS (736) 18 34 2 34.6 19/21 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 0 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NORTH
FORK. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Say
good-bye to THE PURGE 209, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the
BIG LAKE GROOVE stable. A stormcloud is brewing over the SPECTRAL STEEL guildhouse.
Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-0-0 may send the team to the Dark Arena.
Coming up with a solid 3-0-0 outing, ERRATA! has advanced 5 places in the rankings.
It looks like the guys(?) at BOOK OF THOMAS had a good week as they went 4-1-0 to put
them in 9th place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for CREEPY
TOUCH, who flew up 28 points in the rankings after mashing EMERALD CITY like a melon.
Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was EMERALD
CITY, who dropped 20 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with CREEPY
TOUCH. It's a proud day for the ERRATA! stable, as their warrior, CLANCY, ascended
the Duelmaster's throne. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this
stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NORTH FORK arena. Here's
a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad FAST FOOD? Big bad FAST FOOD. Big bad
FAST FOOD. NORTH FORK's afraid of the big bad FAST FOOD. Tra la la la la! Okay, so
I may not be funny, but catch LAND OF OZ's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to
be fairly deft at running from FAST FOOD. Well just about everybody wants a piece of
SHAWARMA, who was this week's most challenged warrior. In a touching display by a
'touched' warrior, JUHR ROCKFIST went after ACE REPORTER, who was higher by 18
points. Well, when the dust settled, JUHR ROCKFIST overcame ACE REPORTER.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! This week 6-10-1 SCOURGE was sent to the Dark Arena. I
know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of this. In the
'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, THE DARK was mashed by THE CHAMPION, who let THE
DARK know that killing members of BIG LAKE GROOVE is a no-no. Well, the dead gal
MISS GULCH just took LAND OF OZ off hers Christmas card list. The poor gal's
bloodfeud just expired with zippo results. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the NORTH FORK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLANCY 7713 20 14 1 120 ERRATA! (760)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE CHAMPION 9401 9 5 1 127 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PARA 7767 17 17 0 107 ERRATA! (760)
SEE YA, LOSER! 10585 11 3 0 104 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
DANCING QUEEN 10133 18 15 3 99 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
THE WARRIOR 9948 17 17 2 94 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SMOKE KING HOT 10082 21 15 0 92 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOOMBAH 10341 12 9 0 90 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
JUHR ROCKFIST 10268 11 4 0 90 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 19 32 0 89 FAST FOOD (724)
ACE REPORTER 9897 18 26 0 86 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-EQUES EIDOLON 10390 9 4 0 85 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
ISOLATION 10462 8 7 0 82 THE PURGE 209 (868)
PREDATORS 10322 11 6 0 81 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ZIT 10348 13 7 1 75 LAZY BOYZ (167)
-SAMURAI SHADOW 10391 9 4 0 75 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROTE 10386 8 5 0 73 ERRATA! (760)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE DARK 10463 11 4 1 66 THE PURGE 209 (868)
ONSLAUGHT 10352 8 8 0 66 DARQUE FORCES (396)
COURAGE 10495 8 3 0 66 LAND OF OZ (217)
WINCHESTER 10260 13 9 0 65 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
APEFACE 10318 18 5 0 59 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLETCHER 10305 8 3 0 54 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
SECRET SAUCE 10382 11 4 0 53 FAST FOOD (724)
-SNOWPUNCH 8981 9 6 0 52 SNOW FORT (819)
MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290 8 7 1 47 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-FAMILIAR FUSILIER 10478 6 6 1 47 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
MAXIMUS 10296 8 15 0 46 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CRAPKIN 10522 8 2 0 44 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BENDER 5395 9 2 1 40 ADULT SWIM (589)
DAVID 6199 7 8 0 40 TIMELY HEROES (656)
QUINTUS 10253 5 22 2 39 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-BLACK ICE 9921 3 0 0 38 SNOW FORT (819)
TOXIC 10498 6 6 0 37 THE PURGE 209 (868)
CREEPY TOUCH 8653 2 1 1 36 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-GHASTLY GLADIATOR 10496 4 6 0 34 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CORNFIELD 10560 2 2 0 33 LAND OF OZ (217)
GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 7 9 2 32 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ZIPPY 10480 5 8 1 31 LAZY BOYZ (167)
-REMNANT RANGER 10534 4 3 0 30 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
RUBY 10489 3 2 0 30 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
SHAWARMA 10554 3 4 0 29 FAST FOOD (724)
BLIZZARD 10556 2 1 0 29 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNAPDRAGON 10523 3 7 0 23 DARQUE FORCES (396)
FRANK 10541 6 2 2 22 THE PURGE 209 (868)
MUNCHKIN 10598 2 0 0 22 LAND OF OZ (217)
SEALAB DEBBIE 5567 2 5 0 19 ADULT SWIM (589)
SPARTACUS 6434 3 3 1 17 TIMELY HEROES (656)
SPOONMAN 10593 2 1 1 16 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
BLOODY MARY 10616 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
REAL TIPPER 10599 1 0 0 13 ERRATA! (760)
SOFT TEN 10562 3 3 0 12 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CASTIEL 10536 1 4 0 11 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
ZAIRE 10622 1 0 0 10 LAZY BOYZ (167)
EN GARDE 10613 1 0 0 8 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
EMERALD CITY 10582 1 2 0 7 LAND OF OZ (217)
SKEWYR 10612 0 1 0 7 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
BUCKET OF WATER 10583 0 1 0 7 LAND OF OZ (217)
BARBARELLA 6493 1 2 0 5 TIMELY HEROES (656)
MAD MAX 6494 1 2 0 5 TIMELY HEROES (656)
HENRY FORD 6488 1 2 0 5 TIMELY HEROES (656)
LIZA 10623 1 0 0 5 LAZY BOYZ (167)
ZOD 10592 0 3 0 3 LAZY BOYZ (167)
DA1 10633 0 1 0 1 FAST FOOD (724)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SQUIRREL 1 10632 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 HIGH ELF 467 NONE
SQUIRREL 2 10631 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 BLACK ORC 467 NONE
SQUIRREL 3 10630 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 WURM KIN 467 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SQUIRREL 4 10629 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 MISTRESS FANDETT 467 NONE
LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269 8 6 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 THE DARK 10463 466 JUST REVENGED
SCOURGE 10351 6 10 1 DARQUE FORCES 396 HIGH ELF 467 NONE
VOLCANICUS 10376 6 8 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 FAMILIAR FUSILI 10478 465
SKIN SUIT 10566 1 1 0 ERRATA! 760 SPORK 10575 464 REVENGED
FAMINE 10564 0 1 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 FRANK 10541 464
LOCUST 10563 1 1 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 FRANK 10541 465
SPORK 10575 1 1 1 FORKING DISASTER 736 CLANCY 7713 465
MISS GULCH 10389 9 4 0 LAND OF OZ 217 THE WARRIOR 9948 463 NOT REVENGED
APT. ZZRAB 1640 14 17 1 LAZY BOYZ 167 DANCING QUEEN 10133 463 REVENGED
DUD 10 10627 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 STONE GOLEM 467 NONE
DUD 11 10625 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 MOUNTAIN TROLL 467 NONE
THE GIRL 10375 7 5 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 FATHER BARRY 9294 464
REVENGE 10461 3 8 0 THE PURGE 209 868 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 463 NOT REVENGED
DA1 10628 0 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 WURM KIN 467 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Somebody must not love me. Is that why I haven't run these past two turns? "Some"
strats have surely arrived from me by now? -- Oz The All-Confused
Dammm-itttttt! How BIG is THIS BLIZZARD!!! -- Henry Ford
Zippy -- Dear boy, this was supposed to be quick and easy for me! That was anything but! -- Barbarella, with her best innocent look
Sealab Debbie -- I'd say I was drowning in your eyes, but I don't think I spotted them before you dropped me! -- David
Zod -- Well fought! Well fought! Come the revolution, join us! -- Spartacus
Soft Ten -- But I had a 2, a 4, a 6, and both the 8 and 9! Surely I win! I mean the equal more than 10 and that's the point of the game, right?! -- Mad Max
Another turn, another painful round for some of us. But in the good news, I see signs
of progress! At least, that's what I've put in my missive to the boss. Think he'll buy
it? How about a little help on 467 and let us pull a 5-0 round?! If I say please? --
David for Timely Heroes
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SCOURGE was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SQUIRREL 4 was murdered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SQUIRREL 1 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DUD 10 was killed by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
DUD 11 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SQUIRREL 3 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
SQUIRREL 2 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
THE CHAMPION vanquished THE DARK in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
ZIT was overpowered by DANCING QUEEN in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
THE WARRIOR savagely defeated CLUB COFFEE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
JUHR ROCKFIST overpowered ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MAHX OHVERFAIL viciously subdued QUINTUS in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
GLOCKENSPIEL was demolished by MAXIMUS in a 3 minute bloody one-sided Challenge brawl.
SEALAB DEBBIE was handily defeated by DAVID in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SPOONMAN was defeated by SHAWARMA in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge struggle.
BARBARELLA was handily defeated by SNAPDRAGON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SMOKE KING HOT was devastated by CLANCY in a 1 minute one-sided Title brawl.
GOOMBAH was beaten by SEE YA, LOSER! in a exciting 1 minute veteran's match.
PARA beat ISOLATION in a 1 minute master's fight.
PREDATORS devastated MASTER DARQUE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
SECRET SAUCE was savagely defeated by COURAGE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
CRAPKIN was viciously subdued by WINCHESTER in a popular 2 minute brutal contest.
BENDER was overpowered by ONSLAUGHT in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
FLETCHER viciously subdued TOXIC in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
APEFACE outwaited ZIPPY in a crowd boring 7 minute bout.
SOFT TEN was handily defeated by RUBY in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
EMERALD CITY was handily defeated by CREEPY TOUCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CASTIEL was luckily beaten by SPARTACUS in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
FRANK luckily beat ZOD in a 2 minute gory match.
BLIZZARD overpowered HAMMER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
MUNCHKIN demolished MAD MAX in a 1 minute uneven contest.
HENRY FORD was defeated by EN GARDE in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
BUCKET OF WATER was subdued by LIZA in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
BLOODY MARY overcame SKEWYR in a exciting 1 minute fight.
REAL TIPPER demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ZAIRE vanquished DA1 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 4 - 1 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 TOTAL PARRY 70 - 53 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 LUNGING ATTACK 99 - 92 - 3 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 63 - 69 - 7 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 58 - 69 - 1 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 11 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 72 - 92 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 45 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 61 - 4 39 |
Turn 467 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 6 4 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 8 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CLANCY 7713 20 14 1 120 ERRATA! (760)
BASHING ATTACK THE CHAMPION 9401 9 5 1 127 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
AIMED BLOW SEE YA, LOSER! 10585 11 3 0 104 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
STRIKING ATTACK DANCING QUEEN 10133 18 15 3 99 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
WALL OF STEEL THE DARK 10463 11 4 1 66 THE PURGE 209 (868)
TOTAL PARRY APEFACE 10318 18 5 0 59 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SLASHING ATTACK FLETCHER 10305 8 3 0 54 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DANCING QUEEN 10133. The most popular warrior this
turn was COURAGE 10495. The ten other most popular fighters were FLETCHER 10305,
CASTIEL 10536, DUD 10 10627, THE WARRIOR 9948, WINCHESTER 10260, PREDATORS 10322,
ONSLAUGHT 10352, ZOD 10592, MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290, and MAXIMUS 10296.
The least popular fighter this week was APEFACE 10318. The other ten least popular
fighters were ZIPPY 10480, BUCKET OF WATER 10583, HENRY FORD 6488, MAD MAX 6494,
EMERALD CITY 10582, ISOLATION 10462, SMOKE KING HOT 10082, BARBARELLA 6493, SEALAB
DEBBIE 5567, and QUINTUS 10253.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CLANCY (47-7713) ERRATA! (760)
DANCING QUEEN (47-10133) ROYAL FLUSH (48)