DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/12/2024 Duedate: 04/08/2024
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM 47 TURN 468
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE WARRIOR
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9948) [18-17-2,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PARA POSITION IS EMPTY
ERRATA! (760)
(47-7767) [18-17-0,121]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
CLUB COFFEE MAHX OHVERFAIL
FAST FOOD (724) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9833) [20-32-0,96] (47-10290) [9-7-1,53]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 48
2. LAZY BOYZ (167) 45 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
3. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 28 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PARK (766) 26
5. LAND OF OZ (217) 24 THE WILLBURYS (737)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886) 11 5 0 68.8 1/ 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 11 3 0
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 1054 690 34 60.4 2/ 2 ERRATA! (760) 7 1 0
3/ 3 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 277 225 22 55.2 3/ 3 THE PURGE 209 (868) 7 5 1
4/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 1112 932 59 54.4 4/12 LAZY BOYZ (167) 7 6 0
5/ 5 THE PURGE 209 (868) 115 98 6 54.0 5/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 5 0
6/ 6 ERRATA! (760) 86 79 1 52.1 6/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217) 5 2 0
7/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396) 499 469 34 51.5 7/11 FAST FOOD (724) 5 7 0
8/ 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 315 310 14 50.4 8- 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 4 1 0
9/ 9 BASH BROS PARK (766) 235 253 11 48.2 9/ 7 FORKING DISASTERS (736) 4 5 1
10/11 FAST FOOD (724) 324 370 16 46.7 10/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 4 8 0
11-13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 163 191 4 46.0 11/ 5 TIMELY HEROES (656) 4 11 0
12/14 LAZY BOYZ (167) 86 113 9 43.2 12/10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 3 8 0
13-15 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 95 131 4 42.0 13/14 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886) 2 1 0
14-16 ADULT SWIM (589) 20 29 1 40.8 14/16 WHITE WOLVES (832) 2 4 0
15/17 TIMELY HEROES (656) 27 50 1 35.1 15-18 ADULT SWIM (589) 1 3 0
16/18 WHITE WOLVES (832) 142 268 8 34.6 16/17 BASH BROS PARK (766) 1 13 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
17/19 FORKING DISASTERS (736) 18 37 2 32.7 17-19 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly NORTH FORK games. Fortune did not smile upon ROYAL
FLUSH this time out who this turn suffered a fall into 10th position in the wake of a
1-3-0 round. Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner! Witness
how this week LAZY BOYZ went 4-1-0 to move up 8 in the rankings. My praise to LAND
OF OZ for their 3-0-0 week this time out. Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round
deserving of notice! GOOMBAH caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission
as he skillfully bested DANCING QUEEN and was awarded 17 points in recognition. In
one of the week's more notable duels, GOOMBAH put down DANCING QUEEN, causing her to
lose 14 points of recognition in the process. This time out THE WARRIOR made hers
bid for the throne as she challenged CLANCY in an all out contest of skill for
possession of the title! This time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper. All
hail THE WARRIOR, Duelmaster of NORTH FORK! Informants "close" to the city champion
have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. NORTH FORK, city of gladiators!
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is ERRATA!, a guild shunned and avoided by many
in the weekly duels. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that
spent the better part of last week avoiding ERRATA!. Indeed it was LAND OF OZ.
Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that
many fighters are after DAVID. Watch your back! MUNCHKIN must really be harboring a
grudge against the TIMELY HEROES guild! Merciless, 17 challenged down MAD MAX points
this week to duel with he. The weight of the challenge fell hard upon MAD MAX and
predictably he lost to MUNCHKIN. This is how to arouse the anger of an entire guild!
I can not but mention with disdain the name of MAHX OHVERFAIL who this week posted a
challenge to a warrior a full 8 points below in the rankings. I thought MAHX
OHVERFAIL showed great skill and promise when he beat QUINTUS. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. Some say a warrior is judged by the way
he bears arms. One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a
stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari await me!
Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a
different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE WARRIOR 9948 18 17 2 110 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE CHAMPION 9401 9 5 1 127 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PARA 7767 18 17 0 121 ERRATA! (760)
GOOMBAH 10341 13 9 0 107 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
JUHR ROCKFIST 10268 12 4 0 104 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 20 32 0 96 FAST FOOD (724)
ZIT 10348 14 7 1 91 LAZY BOYZ (167)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEE YA, LOSER! 10585 11 4 0 90 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
ACE REPORTER 9897 18 27 0 87 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SMOKE KING HOT 10082 21 16 0 83 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PREDATORS 10322 11 6 0 81 BASH BROS PARK (766)
COURAGE 10495 9 3 0 81 LAND OF OZ (217)
ONSLAUGHT 10352 9 8 0 72 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ISOLATION 10462 8 8 0 71 THE PURGE 209 (868)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE DARK 10463 12 4 1 68 THE PURGE 209 (868)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WINCHESTER 10260 13 9 0 65 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
APEFACE 10318 18 6 0 61 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SECRET SAUCE 10382 12 4 0 55 FAST FOOD (724)
-FLETCHER 10305 8 3 0 54 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290 9 7 1 53 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CREEPY TOUCH 8653 3 1 1 48 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-CRAPKIN 10522 8 2 0 44 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TOXIC 10498 7 6 0 42 THE PURGE 209 (868)
MAXIMUS 10296 8 16 0 41 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-BENDER 5395 9 2 1 40 ADULT SWIM (589)
QUINTUS 10253 5 23 2 40 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 7 10 2 33 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
DAVID 6199 7 9 0 30 TIMELY HEROES (656)
-RUBY 10489 3 2 0 30 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
ZIPPY 10480 5 9 1 29 LAZY BOYZ (167)
FRANK 10541 7 2 2 28 THE PURGE 209 (868)
SPARTACUS 6434 4 3 1 28 TIMELY HEROES (656)
MUNCHKIN 10598 3 0 0 28 LAND OF OZ (217)
SOFT TEN 10562 4 3 0 27 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BLIZZARD 10556 2 2 0 26 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
REAL TIPPER 10599 2 0 0 24 ERRATA! (760)
ZAIRE 10622 2 0 0 24 LAZY BOYZ (167)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNAPDRAGON 10523 3 8 0 21 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-SEALAB DEBBIE 5567 2 5 0 19 ADULT SWIM (589)
SHAWARMA 10554 3 5 0 15 FAST FOOD (724)
-BLOODY MARY 10616 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
ZOD 10592 1 3 0 14 LAZY BOYZ (167)
LIZA 10623 2 0 0 11 LAZY BOYZ (167)
-CASTIEL 10536 1 4 0 11 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
EMERALD CITY 10582 2 2 0 10 LAND OF OZ (217)
SPOONMAN 10593 2 2 1 9 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
EN GARDE 10613 1 1 0 8 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
-SKEWYR 10612 0 1 0 7 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
-BUCKET OF WATER 10583 0 1 0 7 LAND OF OZ (217)
BARBARELLA 6493 1 3 0 6 TIMELY HEROES (656)
MAD MAX 6494 1 3 0 6 TIMELY HEROES (656)
HENRY FORD 6488 1 3 0 6 TIMELY HEROES (656)
DA1 10633 0 2 0 2 FAST FOOD (724)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SQUIRREL 5 10637 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 BANDIT PRINCE 468 NONE
SQUIRREL 6 10638 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 SPYMASTER 468 NONE
SQUIRREL 7 10639 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 HIGH ELF 468 NONE
SQUIRREL 8 10640 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 SPYMASTER 468 NONE
LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269 8 6 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 THE DARK 10463 466 REVENGED
VOLCANICUS 10376 6 8 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 FAMILIAR FUSILI 10478 465
SKIN SUIT 10566 1 1 0 ERRATA! 760 SPORK 10575 464 REVENGED
FAMINE 10564 0 1 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 FRANK 10541 464 NOT REVENGED
LOCUST 10563 1 1 0 FORKING DISASTER 736 FRANK 10541 465
THE GIRL 10375 7 5 0 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 FATHER BARRY 9294 464 NONE
DA1 10636 0 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 BLACK ORC 468 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Errata Clancy on top? Why not? Kudos. -- Oz The All Lauding
Liza, you weren't a Bad Witch, were you? All I did was get you wet. (and mad!) --
Bucket Of Water
Mad Max, sometimes I surprise even myself. -- Munchkin
Secret Sauce, you were quite tasty. -- Courage
Creepy Touch, I didn't expect you to grab my privates, You Cretin! -- Emerald City
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical
P.S. Did I hear rumors of a Turf War in 7 or 8 months?
Sealab Debbie -- I thought we met last week? How... Did you... I mean... uh... --
David
Snapdragon -- You don't have to be rude about it! I mean, sheesh! -- Barbarella
Castiel -- Ow! -- Spartacus
Munchkin -- When do you start dancing with the lollipop? -- Mad Max
En Garde -- Not the arm!! I need that arm to press buttons! -- Henry Ford
My, oh my. Not our best outing to be sure. Not really much more to say at the moment.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see a magistrate about the options to put a
restraining order on Sealab Debbie... -- David
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SQUIRREL 8 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SQUIRREL 7 was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SQUIRREL 6 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SQUIRREL 5 was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
THE WARRIOR vanquished CLANCY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SEE YA, LOSER! was overpowered by PARA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
JUHR ROCKFIST overpowered SMOKE KING HOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MAHX OHVERFAIL viciously subdued QUINTUS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
CREEPY TOUCH vanquished DAVID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLIZZARD was savagely defeated by TOXIC in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge match.
MUNCHKIN overpowered MAD MAX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EN GARDE was demolished by REAL TIPPER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DANCING QUEEN was demolished by GOOMBAH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ACE REPORTER was overpowered by ZIT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CLUB COFFEE savagely defeated APEFACE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's duel.
ISOLATION was overcome by COURAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.
ONSLAUGHT devastated MAXIMUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE DARK beat KAT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
SECRET SAUCE outlasted GLOCKENSPIEL in a unpopular 7 minute conflict.
ZIPPY was unbelievably bested by SPARTACUS in a 4 minute bout.
SHAWARMA was defeated by SOFT TEN in a 4 minute duel.
SNAPDRAGON was subdued by FRANK in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
EMERALD CITY overcame DA1 in a 2 minute novice's contest.
ZOD demolished HENRY FORD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPOONMAN was vanquished by ZAIRE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARBARELLA was viciously subdued by LIZA in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 5 - 1 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 TOTAL PARRY 62 - 49 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 LUNGING ATTACK 88 - 83 - 3 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 60 - 62 - 6 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 69 - 82 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 10 - 1 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 51 - 72 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 40 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 54 - 3 40 |
Turn 468 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE WARRIOR 9948 18 17 2 110 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WALL OF STEEL PARA 7767 18 17 0 121 ERRATA! (760)
STRIKING ATTACK GOOMBAH 10341 13 9 0 107 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW SEE YA, LOSER! 10585 11 4 0 90 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
TOTAL PARRY APEFACE 10318 18 6 0 61 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SLASHING ATTACK CREEPY TOUCH 8653 3 1 1 48 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TOXIC 10498 7 6 0 42 THE PURGE 209 (868)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CLUB COFFEE 9833. The most popular warrior this
turn was MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290. The ten other most popular fighters were SNAPDRAGON
10523, CLUB COFFEE 9833, LIZA 10623, REAL TIPPER 10599, COURAGE 10495, ONSLAUGHT
10352, SOFT TEN 10562, QUINTUS 10253, TOXIC 10498, and THE DARK 10463.
The least popular fighter this week was SECRET SAUCE 10382. The other ten least
popular fighters were SPARTACUS 6434, APEFACE 10318, BARBARELLA 6493, SPOONMAN 10593,
HENRY FORD 6488, GLOCKENSPIEL 10416, ISOLATION 10462, ACE REPORTER 9897, EN GARDE
10613, and MAD MAX 6494.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
CLANCY (47-7713) ERRATA! (760)
DANCING QUEEN (47-10133) ROYAL FLUSH (48)