DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/02/2024 Duedate: 07/29/2024
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM 47 TURN 472
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE CHAMPION
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9401) [12-5-1,144]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE CHAMPION POSITION IS EMPTY
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9401) [12-5-1,144]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
CLUB COFFEE JUHR ROCKFIST
FAST FOOD (724) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-9833) [21-35-0,98] (47-10268) [14-6-1,79]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAZY BOYZ (167)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 101
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 77 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
3. LAZY BOYZ (167) 35 Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 25
5. TIMELY HEROES (656) 16 ROLLIN (699)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886) 14 6 1 70.0 1/ 2 LAZY BOYZ (167) 11 2 0
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 1063 695 35 60.5 2/ 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 9 6 1
3/ 3 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 289 230 23 55.7 3/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (396) 9 6 0
4/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 1118 941 59 54.3 4/ 3 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 8 5 1
5/ 7 ERRATA! (760) 92 84 1 52.3 5/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217) 7 4 1
6/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396) 512 476 34 51.8 6/ 8 TIMELY HEROES (656) 6 9 1
7/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868) 119 111 6 51.7 7/ 7 ERRATA! (760) 4 4 0
8/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 325 319 16 50.5 8/ 6 FAST FOOD (724) 4 6 0
9-10 BASH BROS PARK (766) 235 261 11 47.4 9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 4 8 0
10/11 FAST FOOD (724) 331 377 16 46.8 10/11 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 3 7 0
11/12 LAZY BOYZ (167) 101 116 9 46.5 11/12 THE PURGE 209 (868) 3 10 0
12/13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 164 196 4 45.6 12/10 WHITE WOLVES (832) 3 12 0
13/14 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 130 170 12 43.3 13/13 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886) 2 1 1
14/ 0 ADULT SWIM (589) 22 31 1 41.5 14/ 0 ADULT SWIM (589) 2 2 0
15/15 TIMELY HEROES (656) 34 63 2 35.1 15/15 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 1 5 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
16/16 WHITE WOLVES (832) 147 283 8 34.2 16-14 BASH BROS PARK (766) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Nothing is certain in NORTH FORK, with changing loyalties, changing
Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--LAZY BOYZ. LAND OF OZ posted a nice
gain, to come in 5th. Everybody loves a winner... ROYAL FLUSH had cause to
celebrate, after JACK RABBIT got 113 points by beating SEALAB DEBBIE. Win some, lose
some. Speaking of which, CREEPY TOUCH was winsome, after beating SOFT TEN and seeing
it lose 20 points. Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by CLUB
COFFEE, of FAST FOOD, who despite a 21-35-0 couldn't overcome NORTH FORK's Number 1.
So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?
Someone's got a basic problem...
And how sociable are NORTH FORK's warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde of
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in NORTH FORK avoid LAZY BOYZ.
As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of DARQUE FORCES, so did that sorry
team shy from LAZY BOYZ If challenges were horses, QUINTUS could open up a fast food
joint! Word has it ONSLAUGHT suffered a romantic setback. Note how he challenged
THE CHAMPION, 26 points his senior. Like a mother cat batting her overly
rambunctious kitten into submission, THE CHAMPION quashed ONSLAUGHT. But ONSLAUGHT,
if at first you don't succeed... Call 'im brash! Call 'im brassy! Call 'im brave!
Call 'im sassy! CARISSIMUS will face COURAGE, up by 27. Aaaah, just call 'im dead
meat. Like a fly challenging a flyswatter, CARISSIMUS challenged COURAGE, and got
squashed. We sadists got a kick out it! (as did CARISSIMUS) Willing to win at any
cost is BUCKET OF WATER, who challenged HENRY FORD, 11 points junior. Our
sympathies, HENRY FORD! I thought BUCKET OF WATER showed great skill and promise
when it beat HENRY FORD. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! HIGH ELF in
the Dark Arena wasn't enough for SEE YA, LOSER! of YUPPIE IDIOMS 221. Maybe that
certain serving girl(?) at The Welcome Wench will be! Q: What's a record like
9-10-0 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This week's winner: ISOLATION
of THE PURGE 209! Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out
to rot, QUINTUS of WHITE WOLVES has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena. Citizens
of NORTH FORK, be sure to settle your debts with FRANK of THE PURGE 209. He's
relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind! Admittedly Death
waits for no one, but me thinks FRANK of THE PURGE 209 (8-4-2) is being sent off a
little prematurely. Those who owe DA2 of WEIRD ALCHEMY money and had written him
off, take note: he'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!! AND he'S MAD!!! Never one to
advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see WEIRD ALCHEMY retaliate
against BIG LAKE GROOVE in bloodfeud! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes
for thee.
All good things must come to an end. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond
my control, I must take my leave of this place. NORTH FORK, I leave you now. The
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Welcome Wench. 'Til next time--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE CHAMPION 9401 12 5 1 144 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK RABBIT 4814 1 1 0 114 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ACE REPORTER 9897 20 29 0 112 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PARA 7767 21 18 0 102 ERRATA! (760)
CLUB COFFEE 9833 21 35 0 98 FAST FOOD (724)
COURAGE 10495 11 5 0 93 LAND OF OZ (217)
ONSLAUGHT 10352 11 10 0 92 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRAPKIN 10522 11 3 0 90 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUHR ROCKFIST 10268 14 6 1 79 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
APEFACE 10318 20 8 0 74 DARQUE FORCES (396)
THE DARK 10463 12 8 1 70 THE PURGE 209 (868)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EMERALD CITY 10582 6 2 0 66 LAND OF OZ (217)
CREEPY TOUCH 8653 5 2 1 65 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CARISSIMUS 10204 13 17 1 61 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SECRET SAUCE 10382 13 7 0 56 FAST FOOD (724)
-MUNCHKIN 10598 4 0 1 56 LAND OF OZ (217)
MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290 12 8 1 53 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
DEMETRIUS 10203 12 9 0 53 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
LIZA 10623 6 0 0 52 LAZY BOYZ (167)
ZAIRE 10622 5 1 0 51 LAZY BOYZ (167)
MAXIMUS 10296 9 19 0 50 WHITE WOLVES (832)
ZIPPY 10480 8 10 1 47 LAZY BOYZ (167)
GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 9 12 2 45 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SOFT TEN 10562 6 5 0 45 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BENDER 5395 10 2 1 44 ADULT SWIM (589)
VASH THE STAMPEDE 5396 5 6 0 41 ADULT SWIM (589)
DAVID 6199 8 12 1 37 TIMELY HEROES (656)
SNAPDRAGON 10523 5 10 0 35 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHAWARMA 10554 7 5 0 33 FAST FOOD (724)
DA2 10673 1 0 1 33 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BARBARELLA 6493 4 4 0 32 TIMELY HEROES (656)
SPACE GHOST 5648 3 1 0 29 ADULT SWIM (589)
NEMESIS PRIME 10643 4 0 0 28 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BUCKET OF WATER 10583 2 3 0 27 LAND OF OZ (217)
CORNFIELD 10560 2 3 0 26 LAND OF OZ (217)
-REAL TIPPER 10599 3 1 0 25 ERRATA! (760)
MAD MAX 6494 3 5 0 25 TIMELY HEROES (656)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPARTACUS 6434 5 6 1 22 TIMELY HEROES (656)
-CONTEST 10540 3 2 0 22 ERRATA! (760)
DOMESTIC 10658 1 0 0 20 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
ATTALUS 10509 2 2 0 18 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SWINDLE 10624 3 1 0 17 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SPAR-TEKUS 10651 2 1 0 14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SEALAB DEBBIE 5567 2 6 0 12 ADULT SWIM (589)
HENRY FORD 6488 1 7 0 10 TIMELY HEROES (656)
HERENIUS 10472 1 5 1 9 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
DARK ALLEY 10675 1 0 0 9 THE PURGE 209 (868)
SUETONIUS 10353 0 7 0 8 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
ARCHELIUS 10641 1 3 0 7 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-THRALL 10635 0 1 0 7 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-GRAMPA SNICKERS 10663 1 0 0 5 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
MORBIUS 10508 0 4 0 4 WHITE WOLVES (832)
GRANICUS 10642 0 3 0 3 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA DA2 10673 472 NONE
DA3 10664 0 1 0 ERRATA! 760 HIGH ELF 472 NONE
ZOD 10592 2 4 0 LAZY BOYZ 167 DAVID 6199 470 JUST REVENGED
SPUD 10671 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 MOUNTAIN TROLL 472 NONE
FRANK 10541 8 5 2 THE PURGE 209 868 MOUNTAIN TROLL 472 NONE
ISOLATION 10462 9 11 0 THE PURGE 209 868 BLACK ORC 472 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPILLED 10676 0 1 0 THE PURGE 209 868 SHEWISH GIANT 472 NONE
TOXIC 10498 8 8 0 THE PURGE 209 868 MUNCHKIN 10598 471
DA1 10674 0 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 STONE GOLEM 472 NONE
GOOMBAH 10341 14 11 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268 471 JUST REVENGED
QUINTUS 10253 6 26 2 WHITE WOLVES 832 MOUNTAIN TROLL 472 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
NOTE: Now that Terrablood is back up, remember: Purposely incorrectly adding or
altering styles is a Mortal Sin! -- Terrablood Proectors
No DM Column? No personals? What has North Fork sunken to? -- Oz The All Concerned
Isolation, I got up the courage to challenge and I am glad I did. -- Courage
Secret Sauce, you were so, so tasty! -- Emerald City
Zaire, you were supposed to get splashed, you dork! -- Bucket Of Water
Toxic, oh, my! I am so sorry. -- Munchkin (following the Yellow Brick Road)
Start thinking, fellows. Rumors of another Turf War starting around the Tempe FTF are
in the air. Be there or be square. -- Oz The All Forward-Thinking
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEE YA, LOSER! butchered HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ISOLATION was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a exciting 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
QUINTUS was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
FRANK was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SPUD was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA2 savagely slew SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
SPILLED was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA3 was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CRAPKIN unbelievably bested JUHR ROCKFIST in a popular 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
ONSLAUGHT was vanquished by THE CHAMPION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
CARISSIMUS was overpowered by COURAGE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
CREEPY TOUCH overpowered SOFT TEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DEMETRIUS viciously subdued GLOCKENSPIEL in a 12 minute master's Challenge conflict.
EMERALD CITY devastated SECRET SAUCE in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge bout.
SUETONIUS was defeated by SHAWARMA in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
BUCKET OF WATER overpowered HENRY FORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
HERENIUS was handily defeated by MAD MAX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NEMESIS PRIME bested ATTALUS in a 1 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
ZIT overpowered CLUB COFFEE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
PARA overpowered THE DARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
ACE REPORTER viciously subdued APEFACE in a action packed 3 minute veteran's bout.
MAHX OHVERFAIL beat SNAPDRAGON in a 2 minute fray.
MAXIMUS vanquished CORNFIELD in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BENDER defeated BARBARELLA in a popular 3 minute gory match.
VASH THE STAMPEDE lost to ZAIRE in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
ZIPPY savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal veteran vs. beginner bout.
DAVID was vanquished by LIZA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SWINDLE was overcome by SPACE GHOST in a 1 minute bout.
SPARTACUS overcame ARCHELIUS in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
SEALAB DEBBIE was overpowered by JACK RABBIT in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
GRANICUS was subdued by DARK ALLEY in a exciting 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
SPAR-TEKUS overpowered MORBIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DOMESTIC devastated STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 - 1 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 29 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 53 - 3 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 52 - 55 - 4 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 32 - 2 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 47 - 5 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 36 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 35 - 68 - 2 34 |
Turn 472 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 7 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK THE CHAMPION 9401 12 5 1 144 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WALL OF STEEL PARA 7767 21 18 0 102 ERRATA! (760)
STRIKING ATTACK COURAGE 10495 11 5 0 93 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOTAL PARRY CRAPKIN 10522 11 3 0 90 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW EMERALD CITY 10582 6 2 0 66 LAND OF OZ (217)
SLASHING ATTACK CREEPY TOUCH 8653 5 2 1 65 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
LUNGING ATTACK MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290 12 8 1 53 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CLUB COFFEE 9833. The most popular warrior this
turn was JUHR ROCKFIST 10268. The ten other most popular fighters were ACE REPORTER
9897, BARBARELLA 6493, DARK ALLEY 10675, ISOLATION 10462, DA2 10673, ARCHELIUS 10641,
QUINTUS 10253, DA1 10674, EMERALD CITY 10582, and SHAWARMA 10554.
The least popular fighter this week was DEMETRIUS 10203. The other ten least popular
fighters were GLOCKENSPIEL 10416, GRANICUS 10642, DAVID 6199, VASH THE STAMPEDE 5396,
CORNFIELD 10560, ATTALUS 10509, HERENIUS 10472, HENRY FORD 6488, SUETONIUS 10353, and
SOFT TEN 10562.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
THE CHAMPION (47-9401) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ACE REPORTER (47-9897) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ZIT (47-10348) LAZY BOYZ (167)
SEE YA, LOSER! (47-10585) YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)