DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/19/2024    Duedate: 12/16/2024

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 477

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BARSTOOL 5
CHEERS (659)
(47-8253) [25-19-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK THE BLADE                 ANGEL'S ENVY
BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)         2129 BOURBON ST (888)
(47-8521) [9-8-2,121]          (47-10696) [4-4-0,75]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CARISSIMUS                     POOT
WHITE MAIMERS (873)            BAD GAS (893)
(47-10204) [14-20-1,73]        (47-10774) [4-5-0,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FRAYED SANITY (799)           55 
2. BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)        55    LAND OF OZ (217)
3. FIEND FOLIO (892)             49    Unchartered Team
4. WARBORN CANVAS (894)          48 
5. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)           37    WARBORN CANVAS (894)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WARBORN CANVAS (894)       4   1  0 80.0   1/ 3 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    9  6 3
 2/ 2*FILTHY PICKLES (889)       7   4  2 63.6   2/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       8  5 0
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         1070 705 35 60.3   3/10 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     7  3 0
 4/ 4 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    300 237 24 55.9   4/11*FILTHY PICKLES (889)      7  4 2
 5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1127 953 60 54.2   5/15 DWARFED (882)             6  3 1
 6/ 7 CHEERS (659)             206 190 12 52.0   6/13 LAND OF OZ (217)          6  7 0
 7/ 6 DARQUE FORCES (396)      523 489 34 51.7   7/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (396)       6  8 0
 8/ 8 ERRATA! (760)             94  92  2 50.5   8/ 4 FRAYED SANITY (799)       6  8 0
 9/10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      336 329 16 50.5   9/14 WHITE WOLVES (832)        6  9 1
10/ 9 THE PURGE 209 (868)      123 125  6 49.6  10/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          6  9 0
11/ 0 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     167 181  5 48.0  11- 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      5  3 0
12/11 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    103 112  2 47.9  12/12 FAST FOOD (724)           5  6 0
13/12 BASH BROS PARK (766)     237 263 11 47.4  13/ 5 LAZY BOYZ (167)           5  7 0
14/13 FAST FOOD (724)          340 385 16 46.9  14/ 0*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      4  1 0
15/ 0 PSY CORPS (867)           70  81  5 46.4  15/ 6 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     4  3 1
16/14 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    171 201  5 46.0  16/24 CHEERS (659)              4  5 0
17/16 FRAYED SANITY (799)       91 107  5 46.0  17/ 0 PSY CORPS (867)           3  2 0
18/15 LAZY BOYZ (167)          109 130  9 45.6  18/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     3  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-17 SNOW FORT (819)           59  71  2 45.4  19/19*PHOENIX GUARD (887)       3  7 0
20/18 DWARFED (882)             74  90  3 45.1  20-16 TIMELY HEROES (656)       2  2 0
21/ 0*BAD GAS (893)             20  25  1 44.4  21/23 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     2  5 0
22-19 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)     104 136  4 43.3  22/26*METALBORN (890)           2  6 0
23/20 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      133 185 12 41.8  23/17 THE PURGE 209 (868)       2  7 0
24/23 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    33  55  7 37.5  24/20 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       2 11 0
25/21*2129 BOURBON ST (888)      5   9  0 35.7  25/18*2129 BOURBON ST (888)     1  4 0
26/22 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     21  38  2 35.6  26/ 0*EMU'S SEED (891)          1  4 0
27/25 WHITE WOLVES (832)       157 297 10 34.6  27/28*FIEND FOLIO (892)         1  6 1
28-24 TIMELY HEROES (656)       38  72  2 34.5  28/25 ERRATA! (760)             0  6 0
29/26*PHOENIX GUARD (887)        5  11  0 31.2  29/ 0*BAD GAS (893)             0  5 0
30/27*METALBORN (890)            2   6  0 25.0  30-27 SNOW FORT (819)           0  3 0
31/ 0*EMU'S SEED (891)           1   4  0 20.0  31/ 0 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      0  2 0
32/28*FIEND FOLIO (892)          1   6  1 14.3  32/22 BASH BROS PARK (766)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out NORTH FORK to 
see what's new.  Like, DARQUE FORCES had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked 
off #1 spot by BIG LAKE MAULERS!  Way to go BIG LAKE MAULERS!  Really, just how far 
can one team drop in one round?  BIG LAKE GROOVE dropped 11, which I think's more 
than all the other teams combined!  What was the name of that team who got 3-1-0 this 
turn for a total 206-190-12 you ask?  (Sure)  CHEERS' their name, and fighting's 
their game!  I just can't say enough good things about WARBORN CANVAS.  They went 
4-1-0 their first time, don't slouch, and they've got good oral hygiene!  MVP award 
for JACK THE BLADE?  BIG LAKE MAULERS' proud of him after beating PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 
and getting 31 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  EMERALD CITY's match with OSCAR 
MAIER cost her a loss of 17 points!  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome BARSTOOL 5.  Aren't CHEERS proud.  
(Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me! 
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  DARQUE FORCES was the most avoided team.  Is a 523-489-34 record 
really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why LAND OF OZ's been avoiding 
DARQUE FORCES so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is DEMETRIUS 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of NORTH FORK!  He's got a 
13-12-0, is that good?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out DONNIE 
STAHL challenged DEMETRIUS.  After all, haven't FRAYED SANITY and WHITE MAIMERS had a 
long standing duel in NORTH FORK?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but 
DEMETRIUS wants me to write about it since he was defeated by DONNIE STAHL.  
Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  How cruel!  SPECTRAL STEEL heartlessly sent his to FAMILIAR FUSILIER 
certain fate in the Dark Arena.  Is a 6-6-1 bad or something?  Pinch me, I must be 
dreaming!!!  DARK CREEPER returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his 
FIEND FOLIO teammates...  It was kind of sad, seeing old PRINCESS BUTTERPUP stumbling 
around the arena, before JACK THE BLADE finished her off.  Oh well!  What a bummer 
deal for PRINCESS OF PURASHA!  She just barely was getting hers "fighter feet" but 
got kill by EDMOND FITZDEED of BIG LAKE MAULERS!  Those're the breaks, I guess.  
GLOCKENSPIEL really fought hard against DOMESTIC.  That'll teach SATAN'S MINIONS not 
to go and kill any of WEIRD ALCHEMY's guys again, huh!  Hey you guys, don't you think 
your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              25  19  0 115         CHEERS (659)              

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK THE BLADE 8521           9   8  2 121         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COURAGE 10495                13   5  0 101         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 APEFACE 10318                23  10  0  95         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
-WINCHESTER 10260             16   9  0  93         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
-ONSLAUGHT 10352              13  12  0  93         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 CREEPY TOUCH 8653             8   3  2  93         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE DARK 10463               14  11  1  89         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 CRAPKIN 10522                14   5  0  87         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 DARK SOHO 10022              15  16  0  82         PSY CORPS (867)           
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696            4   4  0  75         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 CARISSIMUS 10204             14  20  1  73         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 ABSOLUM 10023                11  14  2  72         PSY CORPS (867)           
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416           14  12  2  71         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           7   8  0  71         DWARFED (882)             
 SECRET SAUCE 10382           16   9  0  69         FAST FOOD (724)           
 FATHER BARRY 9294             9   5  2  67         CHEERS (659)              

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSCAR MAIER 9365              8   9  0  66         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997          5   6  2  66         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              14  11  0  61         CHEERS (659)              
 MAXIMUS 10296                11  22  0  61         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
-HIRELING 10682                4   0  0  59         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLETCHER 10305                9   5  0  56         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303            11   9  0  55         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
-DAVID 6199                   10  13  1  55         TIMELY HEROES (656)       
 DEMETRIUS 10203              13  12  0  51         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 SHAWARMA 10554               10   7  0  51         FAST FOOD (724)           
 THUGGER JAX 8524              5  13  2  50         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643           7   2  0  49         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 ZIPPY 10480                  10  13  1  48         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 SOFT TEN 10562                8   8  0  47         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
-SNOWPUNCH 8981                9   7  0  46         SNOW FORT (819)           
 DONNIE STAHL 9675             5   6  0  45         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 POOT 10774                    4   5  0  45         BAD GAS (893)             
 SNAPDRAGON 10523              7  13  0  44         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 HUGH 9291                     6   7  0  44         CHEERS (659)              
-CASTIEL 10536                 4   4  0  43         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 EMERALD CITY 10582            8   5  0  42         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         3   5  1  42         DWARFED (882)             
-BLOODY MARY 10616             3   1  0  42         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 LION KING 10419               6   7  0  40         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
-BARBARELLA 6493               5   6  0  39         TIMELY HEROES (656)       
 TURBULENCE 9902               6   5  1  36         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 BUCKET OF WATER 10583         3   6  0  35         LAND OF OZ (217)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK CREEPER 10751            1   0  1  33         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 CORNFIELD 10560               4   4  0  31         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 DOOF 10512                    2   4  0  31         PSY CORPS (867)           
 QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672          4   1  0  30         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 DOMESTIC 10658                3   2  1  29         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 MORBIUS 10508                 2   7  0  29         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      5   1  0  28         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 ZAIRE 10622                   6   5  0  27         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 PROMETHEUS 10511              4   2  1  26         PSY CORPS (867)           
-SPARTACUS 6434                5   9  1  25         TIMELY HEROES (656)       
 BURNER 10771                  5   4  0  25         BAD GAS (893)             
 SHART 10772                   5   4  0  25         BAD GAS (893)             
 REAL MCCOY 10572              2   0  0  25         FAST FOOD (724)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552         4   1  0  24         DWARFED (882)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651              3   3  0  22         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 MARVIN ZEHM 10723             2   0  2  22         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 SHPONGLE 10510                4   2  0  21         PSY CORPS (867)           
 BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557          3   1  0  21         DWARFED (882)             
 DAN OWENS 10721               2   0  0  21         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
-MAD MAX 6494                  4   7  0  19         TIMELY HEROES (656)       
-RUBY 10489                    3   4  0  19         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 AIR BISCUIT 10769             2   7  1  19         BAD GAS (893)             
 LITTER BOX 10667              1   1  0  18         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 SWINDLE 10624                 4   5  0  17         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 ATTALUS 10509                 4   5  0  17         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 DROOLMASTER 10602             2   0  0  17         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 ARCHELIUS 10641               3   6  1  16         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 SUSAN KLONTZ 10719            2   0  0  15         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 PRECISE 10741                 1   0  0  13         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 SQUID 10689                   3   1  0  12         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 ZINK 10678                    2   3  0  12         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 COINSHOT 10728                1   0  0  11         METALBORN (890)           
 EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790          1   0  0  11         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 SUN GODDESS 10791             1   0  0  11         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746           2   0  0  10         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 MOON MAID 10794               1   0  0  10         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 OLAF 10755                    1   0  0  10         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 THON 10766                    1   0  0  10         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 URSA 10734                    1   0  0  10         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 VICINIUS 10699                2   2  1   9         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 FLAIL SNAIL 10749             0   1  0   9         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 PITCH BLACK 10707             2   2  0   8         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 TENNIS ACE 10710              2   1  0   8         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 SENTRY 10725                  1   0  0   8         METALBORN (890)           
 MANGY MIKE 10720              1   2  0   7         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 NIKTO 10687                   1   3  0   6         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 SEA WITCH 10793               1   0  0   6         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 PROCOPIUS 10729               1   2  0   5         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 FIRE FROM ABOVE 10539         1   0  0   5         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 QULLAN 10748                  0   1  0   5         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 FANNY CHMELAR 10753           0   1  0   3         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 AUGUR 10727                   0   1  0   3         METALBORN (890)           
 AIR TULIP 10770               0   1  0   3         BAD GAS (893)             
 XVART 10777                   0   1  0   1         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 TILI FOXTAIL 10784            0   1  0   1         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 TRISKA 10737                  0   1  0   1         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 NEEDLEMAN 10778               0   1  0   1         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 LEA 10736                     0   1  0   1         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 TUNA 10733                    0   1  0   1         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 SAINT NOWHERE 10538           0   1  0   1         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 JENNY RUD 10776               0   1  0   1         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 METELLIUS 10730               0   1  0   1         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 DOOMSDAY 10783                0   1  0   1         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BEDLAM 9956             4  7 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790  MOUNTAIN TROLL         477 NONE
OZ'S DREAMS 10785       0  1 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  BLACK ORC              477 NONE
JAW SMASHER 10745       0  2 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 MARVIN ZEHM 10723      477  
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DARK CREEPER 10751     477 NONE
DA 1 10735              0  1 0 EMU'S SEED 891       MOUNTAIN TROLL         477 NONE
DA10 10762              0  1 0 ERRATA! 760          MISTRESS FANDETT       477 NONE
DA9 10763               0  1 0 ERRATA! 760          WURM KIN               477 NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 10767               0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        HIGH ELF               477 NONE
SOUR CREAM 10740        0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        SHEWISH GIANT          477 NONE
GEEZ 10775              0  1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    STONE GOLEM            477 NONE
SEABLOOM 8527          14 23 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    CREEPY TOUCH 8653      474  
FLOWER 10765            0  1 0 LAND OF OZ 217       WURM KIN               477 NONE
LIZA 10623              9  1 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        JACK THE BLADE 8521    476  
ZIGGY 10677             0  3 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        VICINIUS 10699         475  
DEE 10761               0  1 0 METALBORN 890        STONE GOLEM            477 NONE
DOO 10760               0  1 0 METALBORN 890        DARK CHAMPION          477 NONE
PRINCESS BUTTERP 9687  15 14 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  JACK THE BLADE 8521    477  
PRINCESS OF PUR 10520   5  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  EDMOND FITZDEED 8997   477  
KING OF QUEENS 10662    0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       ARCHELIUS 10641        473 NOT REVENGED
WILD CARD 7 10780       0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       BANDIT PRINCE          477 NONE
WILD CARD 8 10781       0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       SHEWISH GIANT          477 NONE
HANGER ON 10683         1  3 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  SPYMASTER              477 NONE
FAMILIAR FUSILI 10478   6  7 1 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   SHEWISH GIANT          477 NONE
GHASTLY GLADIAT 10496   4  7 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   MOUNTAIN TROLL         477 NONE
FADE 10787              0  1 0 THE PURGE 209 868    SPYMASTER              477 NONE
FADER 10788             0  1 0 THE PURGE 209 868    MOUNTAIN TROLL         477 NONE
FADEST 10789            0  1 0 THE PURGE 209 868    MOUNTAIN TROLL         477 NONE
BORIS 10792             0  1 0 WARBORN CANVAS 894   SHEWISH GIANT          477 NONE
TORQUE-ARMADA 10697     0  2 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DOMESTIC 10658         475 JUST REVENGED
GRANICUS 10642          0  7 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873    STONE GOLEM            477 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

FOUR team entrants in the upcoming Turf War. FOUR. Here it is Oct 25, 2024, and only 
three turns await prior to the start. If you miss out, you will miss the Father Of All 
Events in Duelmaster Nations. GET WITH IT! -- Oz The All Prodding

Angel's Envy, I enjoyed taken that little bit of your Bourbon Street. I expect I can 
take more. All it takes is ..... -- Courage

Archelius, did I throw water on your intentions? -- Bucket Of Water

Carissimus, that was no caress you gave me! Sheesh! -- Emerald City

North Fork is the place to be ...................... Is it true? One alliance is 
considering the name Mother Forkers? Despicable! -- Oz The All-Amazed

TURF WAR -- Assassin Nation is looking to be part of the upcoming Turf War in North 
Fork. Hit me up if you need a third wheel! -- Ghab

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FAMILIAR FUSILIER was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
GHASTLY GLADIATOR was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
GRANICUS was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
BEDLAM was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HANGER ON was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DARK CREEPER savagely slew DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DOO was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
FADER was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA9 was butchered by WURM KIN in a popular 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena competition.
GEEZ was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DEE was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
FADE was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
OZ'S DREAMS was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA10 was assassinated by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
WILD CARD 7 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena conflict.
SOUR CREAM was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
WILD CARD 8 was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
FLOWER was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA 1 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
FADEST was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
BORIS was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
GLOCKENSPIEL devastated DOMESTIC in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
CREEPY TOUCH demolished CARISSIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
JACK THE BLADE executed PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THUGGER JAX was bested by MAXIMUS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
OSCAR MAIER overpowered EMERALD CITY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SHAWARMA overcame SNAPDRAGON in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
DONNIE STAHL outwaited DEMETRIUS in a 9 minute Challenge bout.
ARCHELIUS was demolished by CORNFIELD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SWINDLE was vanquished by QUEEN OF SHEBA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MORBIUS unbelievably bested ZAIRE in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MANGY MIKE was vanquished by REAL MCCOY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DAN OWENS overcame ZINK in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
SUSAN KLONTZ beat NIKTO in a exciting 1 minute beginner's Challenge competition.
BLOOD SLURPER savagely defeated PROCOPIUS in a 8 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
JUHR ROCKFIST was luckily beaten by BARSTOOL 5 in a 4 minute veteran's Title match.
COURAGE overpowered ABSOLUM in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
THE DARK was unbelievably bested by APEFACE in a 8 minute veteran's duel.
ANGEL'S ENVY was narrowly defeated by CRAPKIN in a 8 minute veteran's struggle.
DARK SOHO subdued LOKA WARBEARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
FATHER BARRY demolished BUCKET OF WATER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SECRET SAUCE luckily beat POOT in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal one-sided duel.
PRINCESS OF PURASHA was easily killed by EDMOND FITZDEED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BURNER was demolished by SOFT TEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
EVAN DRAKE subdued NEMESIS PRIME in a 2 minute conflict.
HUGH lost to MOOSEKNUCKLE in a 2 minute gory conflict.
ZIPPY bested DOOF in a 2 minute match.
TURBULENCE was handily defeated by FLINT FORGEHART in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
LION KING demolished SHART in a 1 minute one-sided match.
AIR BISCUIT was subdued by PRINCE OF BARKNESS in a 1 minute fight.
LITTER BOX lost to PROMETHEUS in a 2 minute bout.
SPAR-TEKUS overpowered PITCH BLACK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DROOLMASTER unbelievably bested ATTALUS in a monotonous 10 minute duel.
SHPONGLE savagely defeated TENNIS ACE in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
JAW SMASHER was murdered by MARVIN ZEHM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DELIN BLACKHAUL handily defeated TUNA in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
BANGIS BIGNOSE overpowered AUGUR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
VICINIUS narrowly defeated XVART in a 2 minute bloody novice's brawl.
SQUID subdued LEA in a 1 minute amateur's battle.
FANNY CHMELAR was bested by SEA WITCH in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
FLAIL SNAIL was viciously subdued by SENTRY in a 5 minute novice's fight.
QULLAN was devastated by PRECISE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AIR TULIP was overpowered by MOON MAID in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COINSHOT handily defeated NEEDLEMAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
THON devastated JENNY RUD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLAF devastated SAINT NOWHERE in a 1 minute uneven match.
TRISKA was vanquished by SUN GODDESS in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DOOMSDAY was overpowered by EGYPTIAN QUEEN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TILI FOXTAIL was beaten by FIRE FROM ABOVE in a 2 minute gruesome novice's battle.
URSA overpowered METELLIUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  31 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  37 -  5      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         LUNGING ATTACK    56 -  61 -  3      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  18 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         WALL OF STEEL     44 -  50 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         STRIKING ATTACK   55 -  68 -  6      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  36 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         AIMED BLOW        28 -  58 -  2      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  16 -  0      24  |

Turn 477 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        7 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 11         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    5 - 10         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 19         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  7     AIMED BLOW         2 -  8         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BARSTOOL 5 8253            25  19  0  115 CHEERS (659)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK THE BLADE 8521         9   8  2  121 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
SLASHING ATTACK  CREEPY TOUCH 8653           8   3  2   93 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WALL OF STEEL    THE DARK 10463             14  11  1   89 THE PURGE 209 (868)
AIMED BLOW       FATHER BARRY 9294           9   5  2   67 CHEERS (659)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SHAWARMA 10554             10   7  0   51 FAST FOOD (724)
LUNGING ATTACK   NEMESIS PRIME 10643         7   2  0   49 DARQUE FORCES (396)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CARISSIMUS 10204.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POOT 10774.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE DARK 10463, 
ANGEL'S ENVY 10696, SHPONGLE 10510, SENTRY 10725, SNAPDRAGON 10523, DARK CREEPER 
10751, SWINDLE 10624, ZAIRE 10622, COURAGE 10495, and MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303.

The least popular fighter this week was DROOLMASTER 10602.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ATTALUS 10509, BLOOD SLURPER 10746, DEMETRIUS 10203, CRAPKIN 
10522, DEE 10761, METELLIUS 10730, DOOMSDAY 10783, SAINT NOWHERE 10538, JENNY RUD 
10776, and AIR TULIP 10770.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JUHR ROCKFIST (47-10268) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!