DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/14/2025    Duedate: 02/10/2025

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 479

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK THE BLADE
BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
(47-8521) [11-8-2,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK THE BLADE                 CALAMITY
BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)
(47-8521) [11-8-2,138]         (47-10897) [6-2-1,85]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HILLARY                        EGYPTIAN QUEEN
SECOND BANANAS (573)           WARBORN CANVAS (894)
(47-9534) [19-18-1,108]        (47-10790) [2-1-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WILD WEST (155)               55 
2. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)         45    LAND OF OZ (217)
3. HATEFUL (895)                 39    Unchartered Team
4. OF WOLF & MAN (732)           37 
5. LAND OF OZ (217)              37    SPAWN OF EVIL (899)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        16   6  0 72.7   1/ 2 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      11  3 0
 2/ 0*SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       18  11  3 62.1   2/10 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    10  5 0
 3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         1075 707 35 60.3   3/ 5 FRAYED SANITY (799)       9  5 0
 4/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   90  61  8 59.6   4/14 DWARFED (882)             8  6 0
 5/ 0 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 20  14  0 58.8   5/ 9*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      8  6 0
 6/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     431 310 45 58.2   6/ 1 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    8  7 2
 7/ 0 FLOATING PAST (854)       66  48  3 57.9   7/ 6 FAST FOOD (724)           8  7 1
 8/ 3*WARBORN CANVAS (894)       8   6  0 57.1   8/17 PSY CORPS (867)           8  7 0
 9- 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)      229 175 17 56.7   9/ 7 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  5 0
10/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    304 243 24 55.6  10/13 CHEERS (659)              7  6 0
11/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1130 956 60 54.2  11/16 LAZY BOYZ (167)           6  3 1
12/ 0 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       29  26  0 52.7  12/ 0 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 6  3 0
13/ 8 CHEERS (659)             210 195 12 51.9  13/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)       6  5 0
14/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)      528 491 34 51.8  14/18*FIEND FOLIO (892)         6  7 1
15/10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      342 332 16 50.7  15/19 WHITE WOLVES (832)        6  9 0
16/12 THE PURGE 209 (868)      126 127  6 49.8  16/21 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     5  4 0
17-14 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        73  75  6 49.3  17/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          5  6 0
18/13 ERRATA! (760)             94  97  2 49.2  18/23*METALBORN (890)           5  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    110 115  2 48.9  19/12 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     5  9 0
20-16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     168 182  5 48.0  20/ 3*FILTHY PICKLES (889)      5 10 1
21-17 BASH BROS PARK (766)     238 263 11 47.5  21- 4 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        4  1 0
22/19 FAST FOOD (724)          345 390 17 46.9  22/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   4  2 0
23/20 FRAYED SANITY (799)       97 110  5 46.9  23/15*PHOENIX GUARD (887)       4  4 0
24/21 PSY CORPS (867)           75  86  5 46.6  24/ 0 FLOATING PAST (854)       3  2 0
25/23 LAZY BOYZ (167)          114 131 10 46.5  25/ 0 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       3  2 0
26/22 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    174 202  6 46.3  26/24 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     3  3 1
27/18 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     10  12  0 45.5  27/29 SECOND BANANAS (573)      3  5 0
28/25 DWARFED (882)             79  95  3 45.4  28/22 THE PURGE 209 (868)       3  7 0
29/ 0 HATEFUL (895)             21  26  1 44.7  29/27 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       3 10 0
30/24 SNOW FORT (819)           60  76  2 44.1  30/26 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     3 12 0
31/11*FILTHY PICKLES (889)       9  12  2 42.9  31/ 0 HATEFUL (895)             2  3 0
32/29 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      136 190 12 41.7  32/25*EMU'S SEED (891)          2 13 0
33/28*FIEND FOLIO (892)          6   9  1 40.0  33-28 BASH BROS PARK (766)      1  1 0
34/27 BAD GAS (893)             21  32  1 39.6  34/ 0*SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       1  2 0
35/30 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    38  60  7 38.8  35-30 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      1  3 0
36/32 WHITE WOLVES (832)       160 304 10 34.5  36/33 SNOW FORT (819)           1  5 0
37/33 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     23  46  2 33.3  37/31 BAD GAS (893)             1 12 0
38/31*PHOENIX GUARD (887)        7  14  0 33.3  38/32 ERRATA! (760)             0  7 0
39/34*METALBORN (890)            5  12  0 29.4  39/ 0*WILD WEST (155)           0  5 0
40/35*EMU'S SEED (891)           2  13  0 13.3  40-34 SHEWISH DINER (806)       0  1 0
41/ 0*WILD WEST (155)            0   5  0  0.0  41-35 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

update:
TW14 Team Entrants
Dec 30, 2024
presumes RSI "donations" completed

BOG
     Blackheart, Otis, GentleBen
     (Deathly Hallows, Cheers, Reignncatsndogs)

EERIE PICNIC (defending champs)
     OAB, La Guillotine, Assur
     (Shewish Diner, Weird Alchemy, Bash Bros Park)

MOTHERFORKERS
     Mannequin, Crip, Oz
     (2nd Bananas, Royal Flush, Land Of Oz)

SOUTH OF 50%
     Crambus, Chad, Philthy Phil
     (Big Lake Maulers, Filthy Pickles, Frayed Sanity)

IMPRACTICAL MAGIC
     Paradox, Grand Wizard, Mad Wand
     (Psycorps, Bad Gas, Fast Food)

DAD BODS
     Master Darque, Dr. Feelgood, JE
     (Darque Forces, The Purge 209, Errata!)

NO TEA IN TEAM
     Kharadmon, Obregon, Riff-Raff
     (Nawlins 2023, Rainbow Warriors, 2129 Bourbon St)

THE RESSURECTED
     Tripwire, Emu, Master Beru
     (Of Wolf & Man, Emu's Seed, Wild West)

NICE STUFF
     Den, Studcraft, Deeders
     (Big Lake Groove, Snow Fort, Hateful)

RVHS
     Pauly, Hombre, Frazetta
     (Metalborn, Fiend Folio, Warborn Canvas)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

The life of a barstool is far from glorious. It has its good days and bad days. I 
thank my lucky stars that I am not Norm's stool of choice. I tend to get lucky and end 
up on the back side of the bar where more of the ladies sit.

Good fight Apeface. Wasn't sure who was going to drop first. Not much excitement for 
the fans, but what did they expect from two of our ilk.

No challenges to issue this turn. Just hope I can wear someone else down and keep the 
throne.

                                          -- Barstool 5

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
NORTH FORK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, BIG LAKE MAULERS, 
since WEIRD ALCHEMY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Look 
out below!  FILTHY PICKLES is on the way down, falling to 20th from 3rd with a 1-4-0! 
Ha ha ha ha!  Now let's all watch DARQUE FORCES' heads swell from their 3-0-0 this 
turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see DOOF win a fight and gain 30 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DOOF beat 
AFFLICTION and AFFLICTION lost 26 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  JACK THE BLADE 
challenged NORTH FORK's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the 
old, in with the new, as JACK THE BLADE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from 
the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I 
telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, NORTH FORK?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  REIGNNCATSNDOGS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
it looks like BIG LAKE MAULERS avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would 
be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, NIKTO was this 
turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  INERTIA was 
challenged by one of FRAYED SANITY's warriors this turn, with FANNY CHMELAR having a 
lead of 18 points going into the fight.  Question now is, will NORTH FORK accept this 
sort of tacky behavior?  FANNY CHMELAR beating INERTIA.  The insult, the....yech!  I 
guess I can give a little credit to MOOSEKNUCKLE of FRAYED SANITY for challenging up 
by 24 to LOKA WARBEARD.  MOOSEKNUCKLE won to get 84 points of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Whoa!  I'll even buy DUDE a drink tonight!  Anyone 
who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  Three down, 
and one turn to go for LAZY BOYZ to call in the bloodfeud against JACK THE BLADE, 
else LIZA is but small history.  A big yahoo goes out to ZINK this turn, for 
revenging LAZY BOYZ's bloodfeud against WHITE WOLVES' warrior VICINIUS.  Heh, heh, 
heh.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these 
kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in NORTH FORK to get a drink than The Warty 
Toad!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK THE BLADE 8521          11   8  2 138         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              26  20  0 110         CHEERS (659)              
-DESI VEGA'S 10837             8   2  0 110         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 HILLARY 9534                 19  18  1 108         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 THE DARK 10463               16  11  1 104         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
-COURAGE 10495                14   5  0 104         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 SKITZO 10796                  5   3  1 103         HATEFUL (895)             
 DARK SOHO 10022              17  16  0  93         PSY CORPS (867)           
 LOST SHIP 9621               15   5  0  93         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696            6   4  0  93         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 APEFACE 10318                24  11  0  92         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 CRAPKIN 10522                16   5  0  91         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EQUES EIDOLON 10390          10   4  0  90         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 CALAMITY 10897                6   2  1  85         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303            13   9  0  84         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 CREEPY TOUCH 8653             9   4  2  84         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 ABSOLUM 10023                12  15  2  83         PSY CORPS (867)           
 YETI 8878                     9   4  1  80         SNOW FORT (819)           
 CARISSIMUS 10204             14  22  1  78         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 OSCAR MAIER 9365             10   9  0  78         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 EMERALD CITY 10582           10   5  0  78         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           12  11  0  76         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           8   9  0  75         DWARFED (882)             
 SECRET SAUCE 10382           16  11  0  71         FAST FOOD (724)           
-ROXY MUSIC 10872             11   6  2  71         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 THUGGER JAX 8524              7  13  2  69         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 CONWAY 9720                  14  14  2  68         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 ARCHER 7216                   9   6  0  67         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
-PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          8   4  1  67         SHEWISH DINER (806)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              15  12  0  66         CHEERS (659)              
 FATHER BARRY 9294             9   7  2  66         CHEERS (659)              
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643           9   2  0  66         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 HUGH 9291                     8   7  0  66         CHEERS (659)              
 LOST MOSS 9792                6   2  1  66         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416           14  14  2  63         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 SHAWARMA 10554               12   7  0  62         FAST FOOD (724)           
 SOFT TEN 10562                9   9  0  62         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 ZIPPY 10480                  12  13  1  61         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 WITCH DOCTOR 7215            10   3  0  59         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 SHOE THORN 10802              3   2  0  59         HATEFUL (895)             
 BUCKET OF WATER 10583         4   7  0  58         LAND OF OZ (217)          
-CHOPHOUSE 10839               4   2  0  58         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 MAXIMUS 10296                11  24  0  57         WHITE WOLVES (832)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 -ZERO 8881                    9   5  0  56         SNOW FORT (819)           
 SCOOTER PIE 10864             7   2  0  56         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 DEMETRIUS 10203              14  13  0  55         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 LION KING 10419               7   8  0  55         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 DOOF 10512                    3   5  0  55         PSY CORPS (867)           
 REVEREND JIM 9229             6   2  0  54         SECOND BANANAS (573)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WAYFARER 10846                5   2  0  54         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 SNOWPUNCH 8981               10   7  0  51         SNOW FORT (819)           
 COSTANZA 10364                7   5  0  51         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 REAL MCCOY 10572              4   0  0  49         FAST FOOD (724)           
 DOMESTIC 10658                5   2  1  47         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
-POOT 10774                    4   6  0  46         BAD GAS (893)             
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         4   6  1  45         DWARFED (882)             
 D.N.C. 10803                  3   4  0  45         HATEFUL (895)             
 DEAD BATTERY 10797            3   0  0  44         HATEFUL (895)             
 PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      7   1  0  43         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
-KAMEHAMEHA 10848              3   2  0  43         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 TURBULENCE 9902               6   7  1  38         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997          5   8  2  37         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
-KA'AHUAMANU 10845             4   2  0  36         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
-SNAPDRAGON 10523              7  14  0  35         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 CORNFIELD 10560               5   5  0  35         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 DRIFTWOOD 9793                5   2  0  35         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 DONNIE STAHL 9675             5   8  0  34         FRAYED SANITY (799)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTALUS 10509                 5   6  0  33         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 DUDE 10850                    1   0  1  33         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 ZAIRE 10622                   7   6  0  32         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
-QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672          5   1  0  32         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651              4   3  0  32         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 OZWEEPAY 10805                3   6  0  32         HATEFUL (895)             
 BLACK ICE 9921                3   1  0  32         SNOW FORT (819)           
 SWINDLE 10624                 6   5  0  30         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 AFFLICTION 10900              5   1  0  30         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 ZINK 10678                    4   3  1  30         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 SHART 10772                   6   5  0  29         BAD GAS (893)             
 PROMETHEUS 10511              5   3  1  29         PSY CORPS (867)           
 BURNER 10771                  5   6  0  27         BAD GAS (893)             
-LITTER BOX 10667              2   1  0  27         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552         5   2  0  26         DWARFED (882)             
 VICE 10901                    4   2  1  26         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 THON 10766                    3   0  0  26         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 SUN GODDESS 10791             2   1  0  26         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
-VOODOO LOUNGE 10833           2   0  0  26         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
-KALAKAUA 10844                3   1  0  25         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 ARCHELIUS 10641               4   7  1  24         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
-REMNANT RANGER 10534          4   4  0  24         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 MORBIUS 10508                 3   8  0  24         WHITE WOLVES (832)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FANNY CHMELAR 10753           2   1  0  22         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 NEEDLEMAN 10778               2   1  0  21         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
-PRECISE 10741                 2   0  0  21         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 DROOLMASTER 10602             3   1  0  20         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
-DAISY MAE'S 10836             2   0  0  20         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 MANGY MIKE 10720              2   3  0  18         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 DAVID COPPERSHIELD 10795      1   1  0  18         DWARFED (882)             
 MOON MAID 10794               3   0  0  17         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746           3   1  0  17         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 SHPONGLE 10510                4   4  0  16         PSY CORPS (867)           
 FOX & ODEN 10713              2   0  0  16         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 DOOMSDAY 10783                2   1  0  16         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557          4   2  0  15         DWARFED (882)             
 PITCH BLACK 10707             3   3  0  15         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
-AIR BISCUIT 10769             2   8  1  15         BAD GAS (893)             
 PROCOPIUS 10729               2   3  0  15         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 QUEEN NEFERKITTY 10812        2   0  0  15         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 IRONWIGHT 10857               1   0  0  15         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAOLE 10842                   1   0  0  14         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
-QULLAN 10748                  1   1  0  14         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
-TENNIS ACE 10710              3   1  0  13         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 FLAIL SNAIL 10749             1   2  0  13         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 SUSAN KLONTZ 10719            3   1  0  12         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
-SQUID 10689                   3   1  0  12         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 MARVIN ZEHM 10723             2   2  2  12         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 OLAF 10755                    2   1  0  12         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 EMPTY CHEST 10342             1   0  0  12         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 METELLIUS 10730               1   2  0  12         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 VICINIUS 10699                2   4  1  11         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 NIKTO 10687                   2   4  0  10         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 DAN OWENS 10721               2   2  0  10         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 ANCIENT AGE 10692             2   1  0  10         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 COINSHOT 10728                2   1  0   9         METALBORN (890)           
 EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790          2   1  0   8         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 BRUTE 10827                   1   1  0   8         METALBORN (890)           
 AUGUR 10727                   1   2  0   8         METALBORN (890)           
 SENTRY 10725                  1   2  0   7         METALBORN (890)           
 KING PAPANAMON 10811          1   1  0   7         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 KERROM 7454                   1   0  0   7         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 GORDO 7472                    0   1  0   7         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 MALENA 10831                  1   1  0   6         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909      1   0  0   6         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 BITTER SWEET 10856            1   0  0   6         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 SEA WITCH 10793               1   2  0   5         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 TILI FOXTAIL 10784            1   2  0   5         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 FIRE FROM ABOVE 10539         1   2  0   5         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 XVART 10777                   1   2  0   5         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 BENT VEX 10821                1   1  0   4         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 TRISKA 10737                  0   3  0   3         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 JENNY RUD 10776               0   3  0   3         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 IRON HEART 10814              0   2  0   2         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 DUNNOCK 10782                 0   2  0   2         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 INERTIA 10819                 0   2  0   2         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 OZ KILLER 10908               0   1  0   1         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 VINCE MEAL 10817              0   1  0   1         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 BABETTE 10910                 0   1  0   1         EMU'S SEED (891)          
-REDFISH GRILL 10834           0   1  0   1         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOOCH 6 10758           0  1 0 2129 BOURBON ST 888  DARK CHAMPION          479 NONE
HOOCH 7 10759           0  1 0 2129 BOURBON ST 888  STONE GOLEM            479 NONE
SAINT NOWHERE 10538     0  3 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790  STONE GOLEM            479 NONE
DIRTY DIAPER 10851      0  1 0 BAD GAS 893          BLACK ORC              479 NONE
JAW SMASHER 10745       0  2 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 MARVIN ZEHM 10723      477 REVENGED
BEER MUG 10913          0  1 0 CHEERS 659           DARK CHAMPION          479 NONE
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DUDE 10850             479 NONE
LEA 10736               0  3 0 EMU'S SEED 891       STONE GOLEM            479 NONE
TUNA 10733              0  3 0 EMU'S SEED 891       SHEWISH GIANT          479 NONE
URSA 10734              1  1 0 EMU'S SEED 891       ZINK 10678             478  
DA14 10852              0  1 0 ERRATA! 760          MISTRESS FANDETT       479 NONE
DA15 10853              0  1 0 ERRATA! 760          MISTRESS FANDETT       479 NONE
WARRIOR 1 10912         0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        SHEWISH GIANT          479 NONE
WARRIOR 2 10830         1  1 1 FAST FOOD 724        SHEWISH GIANT          479 NONE
LIZA 10623              9  1 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        JACK THE BLADE 8521    476  
ZIGGY 10677             0  3 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        VICINIUS 10699         475 JUST REVENGED
SHANK 7455              0  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    BANDIT PRINCE          479 NONE
PRINCESS BUTTERP 9687  15 14 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  JACK THE BLADE 8521    477  
PRINCESS OF PUR 10520   5  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  EDMOND FITZDEED 8997   477 REVENGED
WILD CARD 10 10906      0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       DARK CHAMPION          479 NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRIGID 10904            0  1 0 SNOW FORT 819        STONE GOLEM            479 NONE
TORQUE-ARMADA 10697     0  2 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DOMESTIC 10658         475 REVENGED
DARK KNIGHT 1122        0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        BANDIT PRINCE          479 NONE
DRAGON WARRIOR 1125     0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        MISTRESS FANDETT       479 NONE
MISSING LINK 1123       0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        MISTRESS FANDETT       479 NONE
OZZY 1126               0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        MISTRESS FANDETT       479 NONE
SMASH 1124              0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        MOUNTAIN TROLL         479 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

TEABAG heard there was a party in 47, but our invite must have been misplaced in the 
mail.  In any case, we brought beer.
     NO TEA IN TEAM: 
     Kharadmon -- NAWLINS 2023
     Obregon -- Rainbow Warriors
     Riff-Raff -- 2129 Bourbon St

I am officially announcing the entrance of our team into the Turf War.
     Team Name:  The Resurrected
     Tripwire will manage Of Wolf & Man
     Emu will manage Emu's Seed
     Master Beru will manage Wild West

This is the official declaration of the team THE RESURRECTED:
     Tripwire: Of Wolf & Man
     Emu: Emu's Seed
     Master Beru: Wild West
May your blades be ever dull and fragile!

I, the Dark One, hereby declare for the upcoming turf war with my team, Satan's 
Minions, joining Team BOB. Death to all the rest of you.

I hereby declare for the upcoming Turf War with my team, Spawn of Evil, joining the 
BOB alliance. -- Bubba

As posted in the forums, my Spectral Steel team will be joining the BOB alliance for 
the Turf War. -- DD

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WARRIOR 2 was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SAINT NOWHERE was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
LEA was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TUNA was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
SHANK was savagely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA15 was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
FRIGID was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
HOOCH 7 was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
HOOCH 6 was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BEER MUG was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WILD CARD 10 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
OZZY was slaughtered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DRAGON WARRIOR was assassinated by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA14 was easily killed by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
WARRIOR 1 was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DIRTY DIAPER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
SMASH was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MISSING LINK was easily killed by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DUDE viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DARK KNIGHT was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
JACK THE BLADE viciously subdued BARSTOOL 5 in a 2 minute Challenge Title brawl.
HILLARY overpowered CREEPY TOUCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CONWAY was defeated by ABSOLUM in a 2 minute bloody master's Challenge conflict.
MOOSEKNUCKLE beat LOKA WARBEARD in a exciting 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
THUGGER JAX beat LION KING in a action packed 1 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
EMERALD CITY devastated SECRET SAUCE in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
EVAN DRAKE overpowered MAXIMUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DOMESTIC vanquished SHART in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
EDMOND FITZDEED was overpowered by SHAWARMA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DONNIE STAHL was overpowered by REVEREND JIM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SOFT TEN vanquished DEMETRIUS in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
REAL MCCOY vanquished TURBULENCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DROOLMASTER outlasted ANCIENT AGE in a slow 16 minute gory Challenge match.
SENTRY was overpowered by MANGY MIKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BLOOD SLURPER was savagely defeated by SPAR-TEKUS in a 4 minute Challenge contest.
FANNY CHMELAR viciously subdued INERTIA in a 4 minute novice's Challenge battle.
BRUTE unbelievably bested TRISKA in a 2 minute brutal novice's Challenge fight.
MARVIN ZEHM was viciously subdued by FOX & ODEN in a 3 minute Challenge match.
OLAF beat SEA WITCH in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
DAN OWENS was overcome by NEEDLEMAN in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
DOOMSDAY defeated NIKTO in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
IRON HEART was vanquished by METELLIUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MALENA was subdued by PROCOPIUS in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge conflict.
QUEEN NEFERKITTY outlasted EGYPTIAN QUEEN in a 9 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
COINSHOT was handily defeated by DELIN BLACKHAUL in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
THE DARK beat CALAMITY in a 2 minute fight.
LOST SHIP subdued CARISSIMUS in a popular 3 minute expert's fight.
CRAPKIN beat FATHER BARRY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's fray.
SKITZO vanquished YETI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LEGGING LAGAN slimly lost to ANGEL'S ENVY in a exciting 4 minute gory veteran's bout.
OSCAR MAIER savagely defeated GLOCKENSPIEL in a 2 minute master's conflict.
DARK SOHO devastated SHOE THORN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
APEFACE defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a monotonous 5 minute veteran's brawl.
-ZERO was devastated by LOST MOSS in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NEMESIS PRIME viciously subdued COSTANZA in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
ARCHER devastated CORNFIELD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SCOOTER PIE was beaten by HUGH in a action packed 1 minute fight.
PRINCE OF BARKNESS demolished BURNER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FLINT FORGEHART handily defeated MORBIUS in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
AFFLICTION was overpowered by DOOF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
D.N.C. was viciously subdued by WITCH DOCTOR in a popular 7 minute veteran's duel.
BUCKET OF WATER overpowered DRIFTWOOD in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
PROMETHEUS was savagely defeated by DEAD BATTERY in a action packed 6 minute battle.
ZIPPY overpowered BLACK ICE in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
SNOWPUNCH outwaited OZWEEPAY in a exciting 7 minute brutal contest.
BANGIS BIGNOSE was demolished by ATTALUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZAIRE savagely defeated PITCH BLACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome fight.
SWINDLE viciously subdued FLAIL SNAIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal match.
ARCHELIUS demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VICE demolished SHPONGLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZINK handily defeated VICINIUS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MOON MAID viciously subdued VINCE MEAL in a 2 minute gory beginner's match.
DAVID COPPERSHIELD overpowered BENT VEX in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TILI FOXTAIL slimly lost to EMPTY CHEST in a 3 minute brutal beginner's conflict.
DUNNOCK was beaten by MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE in a 1 minute novice's contest.
XVART was devastated by HAOLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KING PAPANAMON savagely defeated OZ KILLER in a exciting 1 minute novice's fray.
JENNY RUD was narrowly defeated by KERROM in a 2 minute brutal novice's contest.
THON overpowered GORDO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SUN GODDESS demolished SUSAN KLONTZ in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AUGUR beat BABETTE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
FIRE FROM ABOVE was overcome by BITTER SWEET in a exciting 5 minute amateur's battle.
IRONWIGHT overpowered MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  29         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  18 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  41 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         WALL OF STEEL     56 -  60 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  51 -  6      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         LUNGING ATTACK    69 -  82 -  4      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         STRIKING ATTACK   65 -  80 -  6      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         AIMED BLOW        30 -  58 -  2      34  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  57 -  3      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  18 -  0      28  |

Turn 479 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 11         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     AIMED BLOW         4 -  8         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     2 - 13         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 10     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 14                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  8     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK THE BLADE 8521        11   8  2  138 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
TOTAL PARRY      BARSTOOL 5 8253            26  20  0  110 CHEERS (659)
LUNGING ATTACK   HILLARY 9534               19  18  1  108 SECOND BANANAS (573)
WALL OF STEEL    THE DARK 10463             16  11  1  104 THE PURGE 209 (868)
AIMED BLOW       CALAMITY 10897              6   2  1   85 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)
SLASHING ATTACK  CREEPY TOUCH 8653           9   4  2   84 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SHAWARMA 10554             12   7  0   62 FAST FOOD (724)
PARRY-LUNGE      SHOE THORN 10802            3   2  0   59 HATEFUL (895)
PARRY-STRIKE     DEAD BATTERY 10797          3   0  0   44 HATEFUL (895)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HILLARY 9534.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790.  The ten other most popular fighters were WITCH DOCTOR 
7215, FANNY CHMELAR 10753, DEAD BATTERY 10797, OZWEEPAY 10805, JACK THE BLADE 8521, 
SAINT NOWHERE 10538, SPAR-TEKUS 10651, MALENA 10831, CARISSIMUS 10204, and FATHER 
BARRY 9294.

The least popular fighter this week was DROOLMASTER 10602.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANCIENT AGE 10692, APEFACE 10318, QUEEN NEFERKITTY 10812, 
BITTER SWEET 10856, SUSAN KLONTZ 10719, GORDO 7472, XVART 10777, DUNNOCK 10782, BENT 
VEX 10821, and VICINIUS 10699.

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

      The gladiator known as Pretty in Pink Johnson came into the guildhouse in a 
state of excitement that sat oddly on his large battered face.  "There are goats on 
the lawn outside the Commission office!"  
      His teammate Slinky Silver raised a languid eyebrow.  "So?"
      "That means a name-change coming!  I can finally change my name to Pinkerton and 
get some respect!"
      "As badly as you fight, who will respect you?" his teammate asked.
      "With a new name, I will fight better, just wait, you'll see.  Because I will 
respect myself!"
      Slinky shook his head.  "Circular reasoning won't help.  You need more 
managerial attention."
      "If my name isn't embarrassing, I'll GET more attention.
      Slinky shook his head again.  "You're expecting a lot of a couple of goats that 
may have been hired to manage the landscaping."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning February 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of March.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds 
will be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI