DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/11/2025    Duedate: 03/10/2025

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 480

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HILLARY
SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-9534) [20-18-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK RABBIT                    CALAMITY
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               SPAWN OF EVIL (899)
(47-4814) [1-2-0,127]          (47-10897) [7-2-1,104]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ONSLAUGHT                      DESI VEGA'S
DARQUE FORCES (396)            NAWLINS 2023 (896)
(47-10352) [13-13-0,86]        (47-10837) [8-3-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DWARFED (882)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS PARK (766)          102
2. SHEWISH DINER (806)           77    NAWLINS 2023 (896)
3. DWARFED (882)                 63    Unchartered Team
4. FIEND FOLIO (892)             58 
5. ERRATA! (760)                 53    SPAWN OF EVIL (899)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        19   8  0 70.4   1/ 4 DWARFED (882)            10  5 1
 2/ 5 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 25  14  0 64.1   2/12 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 9  1 0
 3/ 2*SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       21  13  3 61.8   3/14*FIEND FOLIO (892)         9  4 1
 4/ 8*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      11   7  0 61.1   4/ 2 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     9  6 0
 5/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         1077 710 36 60.3   5/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  4 0
 6/ 4 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   92  64  8 59.0   6/ 7 FAST FOOD (724)           8  7 1
 7/ 7 FLOATING PAST (854)       70  49  3 58.8   7/26 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     7  2 1
 8/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573)     435 311 46 58.3   8/24 FLOATING PAST (854)       7  3 0
 9/ 9 SHEWISH DINER (806)      234 175 17 57.2   9/ 9 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  5 1
10/10 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    306 246 25 55.4  10/27 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  6 1
11/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1133 958 60 54.2  11/16 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     7  6 0
12/13 CHEERS (659)             213 197 12 52.0  12/ 5*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      7  6 0
13/14 DARQUE FORCES (396)      531 493 34 51.9  13/ 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  7 0
14/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      343 336 16 50.5  14/10 CHEERS (659)              7  7 0
15/16 THE PURGE 209 (868)      129 129  6 50.0  15/ 3 FRAYED SANITY (799)       7  7 0
16/33*FIEND FOLIO (892)         10  10  2 50.0  16/11 LAZY BOYZ (167)           6  3 1
17-17 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        73  75  6 49.3  17/28 THE PURGE 209 (868)       6  4 0
18/18 ERRATA! (760)             96 100  2 49.0  18/17 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          6  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    112 118  2 48.7  19/18*METALBORN (890)           6  8 0
20/20 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     172 183  5 48.5  20/19 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     6  9 1
21/12 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       29  31  0 48.3  21/ 8 PSY CORPS (867)           6  9 0
22/21 BASH BROS PARK (766)     242 264 11 47.8  22/ 6 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    6  9 0
23/22 FAST FOOD (724)          348 392 17 47.0  23/33 BASH BROS PARK (766)      5  1 0
24/28 DWARFED (882)             84  95  4 46.9  24/40 SHEWISH DINER (806)       5  1 0
25/26 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    178 203  6 46.7  25/35 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      5  2 0
26/25 LAZY BOYZ (167)          115 133 10 46.4  26/31 HATEFUL (895)             5  5 0
27/23 FRAYED SANITY (799)       98 114  5 46.2  27/22 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   4  4 0
28/29 HATEFUL (895)             24  28  1 46.2  28/34*SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       4  4 0
29/24 PSY CORPS (867)           76  90  5 45.8  29/36 SNOW FORT (819)           4  7 0
30/30 SNOW FORT (819)           63  78  2 44.7  30/29 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       4  9 0
31/27 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     12  15  0 44.4  31/20*FILTHY PICKLES (889)      4 11 0
32/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)     104 141  4 42.4  32/21 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        3  2 0
33/31*FILTHY PICKLES (889)      11  15  2 42.3  33/23*PHOENIX GUARD (887)       3  7 0
34/32 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      137 194 12 41.4  34/25 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       3  7 0
35/34 BAD GAS (893)             22  36  1 37.9  35/32*EMU'S SEED (891)          3 12 1
36/35 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    39  64  7 37.9  36/30 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     3 12 0
37/39*METALBORN (890)            8  14  0 36.4  37/15 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3 12 0
38/36 WHITE WOLVES (832)       160 309 10 34.1  38/38 ERRATA! (760)             2  8 0
39/37 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     24  50  2 32.4  39/37 BAD GAS (893)             2 11 0
40/38*PHOENIX GUARD (887)        8  18  0 30.8  40/39*WILD WEST (155)           0 10 0
41/40*EMU'S SEED (891)           4  16  1 20.0  41/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      0  5 0
42/41*WILD WEST (155)            0  10  0  0.0  42-41 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                              TURF WAR SCORING SPOTLIGHT

Welcome to the Turf War.  Please note that the scoring is automated.  Every effort
has been made to verify that there are not errors, but all processes, whether
automated or manual, are subject to error.  Please do check your scores for the
first 1-3 turns and report any errors to the moderators so things can be
corrected.

The Alliance Scores will include the '4th team scoring' and alliance points for
fighting 15 fights on a turn.

Most Wins is the points a SINGLE team can get for getting the most wins.  Ties
means no points are given.  DC's are down challenges made.  IAC's are
inter-alliance challenges.  DC's are defined as challenging down in recognition
points, INCLUDING bloodfeuds.  The Duelmaster is the only warrior exempt from
down challenges.  You can challenge the Duelmaster down in recognition and
the Duelmaster can challenge down in recognition.

The Endurance section is a team's current status for the endurance award.
# of fights out of possible fights and turns active (not technically part of this
year's contest, but less work to leave it in from last time)

Full Rules can be found at:
  http://www.reality.com/dm/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=9300

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        25    BOB        11   15     16     9     
                        21    NTT        10   15     14     7     
                        21    EP         10   15     15     6     
                        21    BOG        10   15     14     7     
                        19    MF          9   15     12     7     
                        18    RVH        10   14     14     4     
                        17    NS          8   15     10     7     
                        17    DB          8   15     10     7     
                        15    FPM         7   15      9     6     
                        12    IM          5   15      6     6     
                         4    RES         2   15      0     4     
                        -9    SF          4   15     -6    -3    

Individual                                           Endurance                  DC's/
 Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins    IAC?s
 16         BOB                                                 
   4          SPAWN OF EVIL                 5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   6          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/4         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   6          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/4         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
 14         NTT                                                 
   2          2129 BOURBON ST               5/2         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   8          RAINBOW WARRIORS II           5/5         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   4          NAWLINS 2023                  5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
 15         EP                                                  
   6          BASH BROS PARK                5/4         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   8          SHEWISH DINER                 5/5         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   1          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/1         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
 14         BOG                                                 
   8          DWARFED                       5/5         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   4          CHEERS                        5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   2          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/2         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
 12         MF                                                  
   2          LAND OF OZ                    5/2         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   6          SECOND BANANAS                5/4         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   4          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
 14         RVH                                                 
   4          METALBORN                     5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   6          FIEND FOLIO                   5/4         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   4          WARBORN CANVAS                4/3         4/5, 1          0         0/0       
 10         NS                                                  
   2          BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/2         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   4          SNOW FORT                     5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   4          HATEFUL                       5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
 10         DB                                                  
   4          DARQUE FORCES                 5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   4          THE PURGE 209                 5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   2          ERRATA!                       5/2         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
 9          FPM                                                 
   6          FLOATING PAST                 5/4         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   1          PHOENIX GUARD                 5/1         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   2          THE MOTHERSHIP CE             5/2         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
 6          IM                                                  
   1          PSY CORPS                     5/1         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   1          BAD GAS                       5/1         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   4          FAST FOOD                     5/3         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
 0          RES                                                 
  -1          OF WOLF & MAN                 5/0         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
   2          EMU'S SEED                    5/2         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
  -1          WILD WEST                     5/0         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
-6          SF                                                  
   1          BIG LAKE MAULERS              5/1         5/5, 1          0         0/0       
  -8          FILTHY PICKLES                5/2         5/5, 1          0         1/0       
   1          FRAYED SANITY                 5/1         5/5, 1          0         0/0       

List of Alliances with Abbreviation
Code  Alliance Name
MF    Motherforkers
BOG   BOG
SF    South of 50%
EP    Eerie Picnic
IM    Impractical Magic
DB    Dad Bods
NTT   No Tea in Team
RES   The Resurrected
NS    Nice Stuff
RVH   RVHS
FPM   Floating Phoenix Mothership
BOB   Team Bob

List of Teams/Managers with Alliance
Team Name          Team ID  Manager         Alliance
LAND OF OZ           217    Oz                  MF
SECOND BANANAS       573    Mannequin           MF
ROYAL FLUSH           48    Crip                MF
DWARFED              882    Blackheart         BOG
CHEERS               659    Otis               BOG
REIGNNCATSNDOGS      843    Gentleben          BOG
DARQUE FORCES        396    Master Darque       DB
THE PURGE 209        868    Dr. Feelgood        DB
ERRATA!              760    JE                  DB
BASH BROS PARK       766    Assurnasirbanipal   EP
SHEWISH DINER        806    One-Armed Bandit    EP
WEIRD ALCHEMY        480    La Guillotine       EP
SPAWN OF EVIL        899    Bubbaganoosh       BOB
SPECTRAL STEEL       778    Dameon Darkheart   BOB
SATAN'S MINIONS      813    The Dark One       BOB
BIG LAKE MAULERS     798    Crambus             SF
FILTHY PICKLES       889    Chad                SF
FRAYED SANITY        799    Philthy Phil        SF
OF WOLF & MAN        732    Tripwire           RES
EMU'S SEED           891    Emu                RES
WILD WEST            155    Master Beru        RES
2129 BOURBON ST      888    Riff Raff          NTT
RAINBOW WARRIORS II  897    Vlad               NTT
NAWLINS 2023         896    Kharadmon          NTT
BIG LAKE GROOVE      792    Den                 NS
SNOW FORT            819    Studcraft           NS
HATEFUL              895    Deeders             NS
METALBORN            890    Pauly              RVH
FIEND FOLIO          892    Hombre             RVH
WARBORN CANVAS       894    Frazetta           RVH
FLOATING PAST        854    Howlin? Wolf       FPM
PHOENIX GUARD        887    Khisanth           FPM
THE MOTHERSHIP CE    898    Floyd              FPM
PSY CORPS            867    Paradox             IM
BAD GAS              893    Grand Wizard        IM
FAST FOOD            724    Madwand             IM

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Hello!  It's the semi-anonymous handicapper here to provide you with my expert 
"Bettor's Guide to the Turf War" analysis!  Obviously, as competitors in the same 
arena, you aren't allowed to place bets in a contest you affect--but this is who I'm 
hearing the Alastarian Populace has been putting money on.

Motherforkers -- An aging team that was good in their prime but has not been as 
dominant in recent editions.  They are still one of the teams to beat but do they 
still have the stamina to go all the way?  Odds: 5:2

Eerie Picnic -- The defending champs who look even stronger now that Assur has retired 
and has even more time to spend on his turns!  They might struggle with coordination 
due to the time zone differences but it's nothing they haven't overcome before.  Odds: 
3:1

Dad Bods -- You have the luck of former winner Master Darque teaming up with perennial 
bridesmaid JE.  Still I don't trust that Master Darque won't run too many slashers and 
hurt his team's chances to win.  Odds: 5:1

No Tea in Team -- This team is coming off a bunch of tournament successes, but a slow 
arena basic tournament is another beast altogether which they don't necessarily have 
the resume for yet.  Do they have the stamina and coordination to succeed?  All 3 of 
their teams also look to be pretty young and may not have enough hidden FE to win. 
(Also might have a Slasher problem) Odds: 10:1

BOB -- Without their best, most accomplished contest manager, BOB hasn't been much of 
a threat in arena contests, but they should be highly coordinated and have the tools 
to win, they just need the warrior quality and motivation to do whatever it takes.  
Odds: 13:1

Nice Stuff -- This team will pay attention, which is why they could do some damage, 
but you need a lot of ruthless preparation and even more ruthless play (which they 
might have) in order to come on top.  I wouldn't put them among the favorites but I 
wouldn't count them out either.  Odds: 15:1

RVHS -- A bunch of old and returning managers.  You have some young, eager 
determination matched with laissez faire, but old school knowledge.  If they can 
combine strengths, they have a high ceiling--but the opposite could also happen and 
they plummet to the bottom.  Odds: 25:1

South of 50% -- This team's name isn't helping me inspire confidence and neither are 
their team records.  Still, this team looks decently positioned for at least a strong 
start and will hopefully be able to hang on afterwards.  Odds: 25:1

BOG -- I don't see Blackheart's team yet which isn't a good sign, but I otherwise like 
the mix.  Blackheart needs to run a lot of his signature strikers, and Gentleben will 
need to provide the team with his killer instinct.  Otis knows what it takes to win.  
Odds: 50:1

Impractical Magic -- I'd say they are impractical choices as winners, and will need 
some magic to win.  Is Paradox's team even in the arena yet?  Odds: 75:1

The Resurrected -- Tripwire also knows what it takes to win, but it's always a long 
haul back to respectability and this team might be in a bit over their heads.  So far, 
they've been making good use of the Dark Arena, which means they are putting forth the 
effort.  Odds: 100:1

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome NORTH FORK.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Woof!  WEIRD ALCHEMY 
were a bunch of dogs after DWARFED got through with 'em!  13th ain't so sweet as 1st! 
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  FIEND FOLIO 
moved up 11 places, to 3rd.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SATAN'S 
MINIONS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 26th to 7th.  You 
know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  FLOATING PAST 
moved up 16 places, to 8th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SECOND 
BANANAS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 27th to 10th.  Ever 
take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  WEIRD ALCHEMY!  FRAYED SANITY bit the big one 
as they could not win.  They dropped from 3rd down to 15th!  Are you guy giving 
lessons or what?  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  THE PURGE 209 moved up 11 places, to 17th.  Looking for a good fight, 
confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at PSY CORPS, cause they 
dropped by 13.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, 
you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  BIG LAKE MAULERS!  Who can 
explain it?  Not you, not me, not SHEWISH DINER's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 40th to 24th.  FILTHY PICKLES bit the big one as they could 
not win.  They dropped from 20th down to 31st!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
NAWLINS 2023, cause they dropped by 11.  Ever take one of those association tests?  
You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  
WHITE WOLVES!  It seems so recently people were saying WARBORN CANVAS was washed up, 
finished.  But 3-1-0 moved them up 7.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with 
POISON OAK?  He actually beat LAND OF OZ's CORNFIELD, and walked away with 52 more 
points from the fight.  Laughs were big at DWARFED while they watched LOKA WARBEARD 
clobber THE DARK.  He lost 25 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  Another fighter (HILLARY 20-18-1) challenged another Duelmaster (JACK THE 
BLADE 11-9-2).  Life goes on.  I'm sure NORTH FORK is excited about HILLARY, the new 
Duelmaster from SECOND BANANAS.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I 
have...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow 
fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was REIGNNCATSNDOGS.  The bums at WHITE WOLVES couldn't face the challenges from 
REIGNNCATSNDOGS!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, SPAR-TEKUS!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt 
you.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  DOOF, with its forgettable 3-6-0,  was dealt death 
by REVEREND JIM in a forgettable match.  PSY CORPS didn't seem to mind very much.  
DELIN BLACKHAUL of DWARFED got 12 points for removing another young punk.  Tough 
luck, WEIRD ALCHEMY!  Yeah, yeah, QULLAN killed ELMO, who was "too young to die."  
Well, he was a fighter, and that's what you have to face.  Is LAZY BOYZ getting weak? 
What sort of warriors let a comrade fall without getting revenge?  Times have 
changed...  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young 
rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
NORTH FORK is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  
Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- 
Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HILLARY 9534                 20  18  1 116         SECOND BANANAS (573)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK RABBIT 4814              1   2  0 127         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 LADY FINGERS 9321             8   3  1 121         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              27  20  0 119         CHEERS (659)              
 SKITZO 10796                  6   3  1 118         HATEFUL (895)             
 POISON OAK 9449               8   4  0 114         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696            7   4  0 109         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 SERF 10056                   21  13  0 104         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 CALAMITY 10897                7   2  1 104         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 PREDATORS 10322              12   6  0 102         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431           9   9  0 102         DWARFED (882)             
 BOOTLICKER 10182             16  11  2 100         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 DESI VEGA'S 10837             8   3  0 100         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 LOST SHIP 9621               16   5  0  99         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 JACK THE BLADE 8521          11   9  2  97         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 ROTE 10386                    9   5  0  97         ERRATA! (760)             
 DARK SOHO 10022              17  17  0  94         PSY CORPS (867)           
 CARISSIMUS 10204             15  22  1  93         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COURAGE 10495                14   6  0  91         LAND OF OZ (217)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267          9   4  1  89         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 EMERALD CITY 10582           11   5  0  88         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 ONSLAUGHT 10352              13  13  0  86         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391         10   4  0  86         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 APEFACE 10318                24  12  0  84         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           13  11  0  84         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              16  12  0  83         CHEERS (659)              
 CRAPKIN 10522                16   6  0  83         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 THE DARK 10463               16  12  1  79         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 WINCHESTER 10260             16  10  0  79         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390          10   5  0  79         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 YETI 8878                     9   5  1  77         SNOW FORT (819)           
 OSCAR MAIER 9365             10  10  0  76         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 TASOR FACE 10862              6   5  4  75         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 SECRET SAUCE 10382           17  11  0  74         FAST FOOD (724)           
 CONWAY 9720                  15  14  2  74         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643          10   2  0  73         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 ABSOLUM 10023                12  16  2  72         PSY CORPS (867)           
 LOST MOSS 9792                7   2  1  71         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 HIRELING 10682                5   0  0  71         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 CHOPHOUSE 10839               5   2  0  69         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303            13  10  0  66         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 -ZERO 8881                   10   5  0  66         SNOW FORT (819)           
 WAYFARER 10846                6   2  0  66         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 SOFT TEN 10562               10   9  0  64         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 WITCH DOCTOR 7215            10   4  0  64         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 LION KING 10419               8   8  0  64         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 THUGGER JAX 8524              7  14  2  64         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 FATHER BARRY 9294             9   8  2  63         CHEERS (659)              
 REVEREND JIM 9229             7   2  1  62         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 MAXIMUS 10296                11  25  0  61         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 ARCHER 7216                   9   7  0  61         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 REAL MCCOY 10572              5   0  0  61         FAST FOOD (724)           
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416           14  15  2  60         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 HUGH 9291                     8   8  0  58         CHEERS (659)              
 DOMESTIC 10658                6   2  1  58         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         5   6  1  58         DWARFED (882)             
 KAMEHAMEHA 10848              4   2  0  58         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 D.N.C. 10803                  4   4  0  57         HATEFUL (895)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMETRIUS 10203              14  14  0  56         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 ZIPPY 10480                  12  14  1  55         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 SNOWPUNCH 8981               11   7  0  54         SNOW FORT (819)           
 COSTANZA 10364                8   5  0  53         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 SHOE THORN 10802              3   3  0  53         HATEFUL (895)             
 DONNIE STAHL 9675             6   8  0  50         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 EARL GREY 10521               5   2  0  49         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 BUCKET OF WATER 10583         4   8  0  49         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 TURBULENCE 9902               7   7  1  48         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 SCOOTER PIE 10864             7   3  0  48         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 AFFLICTION 10900              6   1  0  45         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 SNAPDRAGON 10523              8  14  0  44         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 KA'AHUAMANU 10845             5   2  0  44         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651              5   3  0  43         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 SWINDLE 10624                 7   5  0  42         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 BLOODY MARY 10616             3   2  0  42         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 FLETCHER 10305                9   6  0  41         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VICE 10901                    5   2  1  40         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 REAL TIPPER 10599             4   1  0  39         ERRATA! (760)             
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552         6   2  1  38         DWARFED (882)             
 DRIFTWOOD 9793                5   3  0  38         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 POOT 10774                    4   7  0  37         BAD GAS (893)             
 ZAIRE 10622                   8   6  0  36         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      7   2  0  36         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 BURNER 10771                  6   6  0  36         BAD GAS (893)             
 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997          5   9  2  36         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 OZWEEPAY 10805                4   6  0  36         HATEFUL (895)             
 LITTER BOX 10667              3   1  0  36         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 DEAD BATTERY 10797            3   1  0  34         HATEFUL (895)             

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIFF 10468                   6   5  1  33         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 CORNFIELD 10560               5   6  0  33         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672          5   2  0  33         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 NEEDLEMAN 10778               3   1  0  33         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 QULLAN 10748                  2   1  1  33         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 DAISY MAE'S 10836             3   0  0  32         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 PROMETHEUS 10511              5   4  1  31         PSY CORPS (867)           
 REMNANT RANGER 10534          5   4  0  31         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 SHART 10772                   6   6  0  30         BAD GAS (893)             
 NINJA NOSFORATU 10384         2   2  0  30         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 MANGY MIKE 10720              3   3  0  29         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 CASTIEL 10536                 4   5  0  28         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 DROOLMASTER 10602             4   1  0  27         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 MOON MAID 10794               4   0  0  25         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 SHPONGLE 10510                5   4  0  24         PSY CORPS (867)           
 ZINK 10678                    4   4  1  24         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 MARVIN ZEHM 10723             3   2  2  24         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTALUS 10509                 5   7  0  23         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 BLACK ICE 9921                3   2  0  23         SNOW FORT (819)           
 DAVID COPPERSHIELD 10795      2   1  0  23         DWARFED (882)             
 ARCHELIUS 10641               4   8  1  22         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790          3   1  0  22         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557          5   2  0  21         DWARFED (882)             
 MORBIUS 10508                 3   9  0  21         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 FOX & ODEN 10713              3   0  0  21         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 BRUTE 10827                   2   1  0  21         METALBORN (890)           
 VOODOO LOUNGE 10833           2   1  0  21         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 DEAD GRASS 10698              1   0  0  21         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 AIR BISCUIT 10769             2   9  1  20         BAD GAS (893)             
 FLAIL SNAIL 10749             2   2  0  20         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 SUN GODDESS 10791             2   2  0  20         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746           4   1  0  19         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 TENNIS ACE 10710              4   1  0  19         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 COINSHOT 10728                3   1  0  18         METALBORN (890)           
 SENTRY 10725                  2   2  0  18         METALBORN (890)           
 PITCH BLACK 10707             3   4  0  17         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 SQUID 10689                   3   2  0  17         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 PRECISE 10741                 2   1  0  17         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 BENT VEX 10821                2   1  0  17         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 EMPTY CHEST 10342             2   0  0  16         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 HAOLE 10842                   2   0  0  16         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 REDFISH GRILL 10834           1   1  0  16         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 MALENA 10831                  2   1  1  15         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 SEA WITCH 10793               2   2  0  15         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 GORBEL 10934                  1   0  0  15         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918         1   0  0  14         CHEERS (659)              
 SUSAN KLONTZ 10719            3   2  0  13         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRICK 10917                   1   0  1  13         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 ZOUAVE ZOMBIE 10840           1   0  0  13         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 BOOM BOX 10666                1   2  0  13         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 PRINCESS CAKE 10768           1   0  0  13         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 VICINIUS 10699                2   5  1  12         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 FANNY CHMELAR 10753           2   2  0  12         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 KERROM 7454                   1   1  0  12         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 GORDO 7472                    0   2  0  12         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 NIKTO 10687                   2   5  0  11         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 PROCOPIUS 10729               2   4  0  11         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 DAN OWENS 10721               2   3  0  11         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 BOOSTER JUICE 10921           1   0  0  11         FAST FOOD (724)           
 KING MIDAS 10823              1   0  0  11         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 BITTER SWEET 10856            2   0  0  10         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 XVART 10777                   1   3  0  10         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 WITCHES BREW 10601            1   0  0  10         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 SHADOW 10825                  1   0  0  10         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 KOA 10916                     1   0  0  10         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909      1   1  0  10         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 OZ KILLER 10908               1   1  1   9         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 BLACK NIGHT 10849             1   0  0   9         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 YOXXI 10854                   0   1  0   9         ERRATA! (760)             
 OLAF 10755                    2   2  0   8         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 DOOMSDAY 10783                2   2  0   8         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 ANCIENT AGE 10692             2   2  0   8         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 GOULD 10764                   1   0  0   8         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 BABETTE 10910                 1   1  0   8         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 QUEEN NEFERKITTY 10812        2   1  0   7         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 GLOOM 10824                   1   0  0   7         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 GASPER 10907                  0   1  0   7         METALBORN (890)           
 FIRE FROM ABOVE 10539         1   3  0   6         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 BI-ANNUAL 10915               1   0  0   6         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 METELLIUS 10730               1   3  0   6         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 KING PAPANAMON 10811          1   2  0   5         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 SEEKER 10898                  0   1  0   5         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 TRISKA 10737                  0   4  0   4         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 NIPPY 10940                   1   0  0   3         SNOW FORT (819)           
 TRANSFER PORTAL 10925         0   1  0   3         WILD WEST (155)           
 IRON HEART 10814              0   3  0   3         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 INERTIA 10819                 0   3  0   3         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 VINCE MEAL 10817              0   2  0   2         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 HYSTERIA 10941                0   1  0   1         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 COPYCAT 10919                 0   1  0   1         ERRATA! (760)             
 THE MUSCLE 10933              0   1  0   1         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927          0   1  0   1         WILD WEST (155)           
 BRITTANICUS 10939             0   1  0   1         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 AMUNET 10935                  0   1  0   1         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 KILLSWITCH 10931              0   1  0   1         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 DIRTY HELEN 10929             0   1  0   1         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 PENNY STOCKS 10928            0   1  0   1         WILD WEST (155)           
 WHIMMY PRAYER 10932           0   1  0   1         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 LURCHER 10937                 0   1  0   1         METALBORN (890)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOOCH 1 10930           0  1 0 2129 BOURBON ST 888  BANDIT PRINCE          480 NONE
MINUS ONE 10938         0  1 0 BAD GAS 893          WURM KIN               480 NONE
JAW SMASHER 10745       0  2 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 MARVIN ZEHM 10723      477 REVENGED
RUBY 10489              3  5 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   STONE GOLEM            480 NONE
DATODAY 10936           0  1 0 EMU'S SEED 891       DARK CHAMPION          480 NONE
URSA 10734              1  1 0 EMU'S SEED 891       ZINK 10678             478  
DA16 10920              0  1 0 ERRATA! 760          MOUNTAIN TROLL         480 NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WARRIOR 3 10922         0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        BLACK ORC              480 NONE
WARRIOR 4 10923         0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        WURM KIN               480 NONE
JENNY RUD 10776         0  4 0 FILTHY PICKLES 889   BRICK 10917            480  
LIZA 10623              9  1 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        JACK THE BLADE 8521    476 NOT REVENGED
RAGAT 10914             0  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    BLACK ORC              480 NONE
DUNNOCK 10782           0  3 0 PHOENIX GUARD 887    OZ KILLER 10908        480  
DOOF 10512              3  6 0 PSY CORPS 867        REVEREND JIM 9229      480  
PRINCESS BUTTERP 9687  15 14 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  JACK THE BLADE 8521    477  
PRINCESS OF PUR 10520   5  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  EDMOND FITZDEED 8997   477 REVENGED
DUDE 10850              1  1 1 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  SHEWISH GIANT          480 NONE
ELMO 10899              3  2 1 SPAWN OF EVIL 899    QULLAN 10748           480  
THON 10766              3  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552  480  
BITCOIN HUNTING 10924   0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        MALENA 10831           480  
FAULTY SIX SHOO 10926   0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        WURM KIN               480 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cornfield -- Couldn't let one of those whirly sticks hit me!  I would have been in for 
it! -- Archer

D.N.C. -- You know, just like the real D.N.C., trying and trying but in the end, 
failing. -- Witch Doctor

Thon -- Ouch!  Hope you like it way up there in the rankings.  I like starting the 
race from the bottom! -- Gordo

Jenny Rud -- That was spicy! -- Kerrom

Only thing we can say for last turn: who knew you could get a free fight by sending 
everyone to the Dark Arena! Well, here comes the Wild West! Hope everyone enjoys the 
Turf War! -- Master Beru

Emerald City -- Should I be more gentle with you next time? -- Crissimus

Bucket of Water -- I was still dripping with blood when I drowned my sorrows in the 
alehouse after our fight! -- Archelius

Donnie Stahl -- Took you long enough to best me! Care for a rematch? -- Demetrius

Ursa -- What hit me? -- Metellius

Blood Slurper -- We better make it more exciting next time we meet or we will both be 
sent to the dark arena! -- Procopius

Thugger Jax -- Think twice before challenging me in future! -- Maximus

Zaire -- I was more surprised to win than you were! -- Morbius

Xvart -- Good fight! I will watch your career with great interest! -- Vicinius

Poot -- That was a hoot! -- Demetrius

Zaire -- Try wearing some armour next time! -- Morbius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUDE was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
RUBY was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a dull 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
RAGAT was killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WARRIOR 3 was dispatched by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
FAULTY SIX SHOOTER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DATODAY was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
WARRIOR 4 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DA16 was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MINUS ONE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
HOOCH 1 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
VOODOO LOUNGE was viciously subdued by BURNER in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
REDFISH GRILL vanquished IRON HEART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DESI VEGA'S was luckily beaten by BARSTOOL 5 in a 6 minute expert's Challenge match.
CRAPKIN was demolished by ANGEL'S ENVY in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LOST SHIP unbelievably bested DARK SOHO in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
HILLARY beat JACK THE BLADE in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title conflict.
SKITZO overpowered COURAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CARISSIMUS bested EQUES EIDOLON in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
CONWAY luckily beat THUGGER JAX in a 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
LEGGING LAGAN bested OSCAR MAIER in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
CALAMITY savagely defeated APEFACE in a popular 5 minute bloody Challenge match.
EVAN DRAKE viciously subdued ABSOLUM in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
BUCKET OF WATER was demolished by CHOPHOUSE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
NEMESIS PRIME slimly won victory over FATHER BARRY in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
GLOCKENSPIEL was viciously subdued by LOST MOSS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
REVEREND JIM savagely slew DOOF in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
LION KING defeated SHOE THORN in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
PRINCE OF BARKNESS was overpowered by REAL MCCOY in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
DEAD BATTERY was vanquished by FLINT FORGEHART in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
POOT was handily defeated by DOMESTIC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TURBULENCE overpowered EDMOND FITZDEED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LITTER BOX won victory over ZINK in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
VICE overpowered SHART in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SPAR-TEKUS overpowered ATTALUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SWINDLE handily defeated BLACK ICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DELIN BLACKHAUL dispatched THON in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ARCHELIUS was bested by ZAIRE in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
NEEDLEMAN demolished FANNY CHMELAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BRUTE handily defeated VICINIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TENNIS ACE subdued PITCH BLACK in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
EGYPTIAN QUEEN demolished OLAF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MANGY MIKE overpowered QUEEN NEFERKITTY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SENTRY viciously subdued METELLIUS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
COINSHOT won victory over SUSAN KLONTZ in a 2 minute Challenge match.
AIR BISCUIT was defeated by FOX & ODEN in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
SQUID was devastated by MARVIN ZEHM in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge match.
BANGIS BIGNOSE overcame PROCOPIUS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BENT VEX devastated NIKTO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TRISKA was unbelievably bested by BITTER SWEET in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
OZ KILLER killed DUNNOCK in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
KING PAPANAMON lost to EMPTY CHEST in a 3 minute gruesome novice's Challenge bout.
ANCIENT AGE was defeated by FLAIL SNAIL in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
FIRE FROM ABOVE was vanquished by SEA WITCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BABETTE viciously subdued INERTIA in a 4 minute brutal novice's Challenge bout.
TASOR FACE was overpowered by ROTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
SERF narrowly defeated JACK RABBIT in a 2 minute brutal veteran's struggle.
BOOTLICKER devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
LADY FINGERS demolished ONSLAUGHT in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
WINCHESTER was overpowered by PREDATORS in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE DARK was overpowered by LOKA WARBEARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SECRET SAUCE beat MAXIMUS in a action packed 4 minute veteran's match.
SAMURAI SHADOW demolished ARCHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PLANTERS PUNCH overpowered MOOSEKNUCKLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EMERALD CITY bested YETI in a 2 minute match.
ZIPPY lost to D.N.C. in a slow 6 minute veteran's duel.
WITCH DOCTOR was savagely defeated by WAYFARER in a 2 minute expert's fight.
HIRELING demolished SCOOTER PIE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
POISON OAK overpowered CORNFIELD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SOFT TEN subdued BLOODY MARY in a 2 minute duel.
HUGH was bested by -ZERO in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
SNOWPUNCH luckily beat DRIFTWOOD in a popular 6 minute gory bout.
KAMEHAMEHA defeated DEMETRIUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute expert's brawl.
CASTIEL was overpowered by DONNIE STAHL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FLETCHER was savagely defeated by EARL GREY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
SNAPDRAGON savagely defeated QUEEN OF SHEBA in a action packed 2 minute fight.
COSTANZA subdued PROMETHEUS in a 2 minute gruesome conflict.
KA'AHUAMANU demolished SUN GODDESS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRIFF was savagely defeated by AFFLICTION in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
MORBIUS was overcome by DROOLMASTER in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
OZWEEPAY demolished GORDO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ELMO was executed by QULLAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
REMNANT RANGER demolished BOOM BOX in a 2 minute uneven fight.
REAL TIPPER overpowered XVART in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven match.
KERROM was overpowered by NINJA NOSFORATU in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MOON MAID vanquished DAN OWENS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRECISE was vanquished by DAISY MAE'S in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SHPONGLE vanquished MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MALENA murdered BITCOIN HUNTING in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VINCE MEAL was overpowered by BOOSTER JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAOLE overcame BRITTANICUS in a 1 minute novice's melee.
DAVID COPPERSHIELD overpowered LURCHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DOOMSDAY was subdued by GORBEL in a 1 minute novice's duel.
JENNY RUD was butchered by BRICK in a 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
BLOOD SLURPER won victory over TRANSFER PORTAL in a 6 minute beginner's fight.
GASPER was overpowered by SHADOW in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SEEKER was bested by GLOOM in a 2 minute beginner's battle.
GOULD narrowly defeated COPYCAT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome beginner's brawl.
PRINCESS CAKE handily defeated AMUNET in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEAD GRASS vanquished YOXXI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WITCHES BREW handily defeated WHIMMY PRAYER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLACK NIGHT viciously subdued PENNY STOCKS in a 3 minute novice's competition.
ZOUAVE ZOMBIE beat KILLSWITCH in a 1 minute contest.
KING MIDAS won victory over HYSTERIA in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
JOHN ALLEN HILL overpowered MAXIMILLIAN in a tiresome 3 minute one-sided fight.
COLLEGE N.I.L. was outwaited by NIPPY in a unpopular 14 minute beginner's match.
DIRTY HELEN was vanquished by KOA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
THE MUSCLE slimly lost to BI-ANNUAL in a 2 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  48 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 37         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  24 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 27         SLASHING ATTACK   57 -  61 -  6      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     25         LUNGING ATTACK    85 -  93 -  5      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      23         WALL OF STEEL     60 -  69 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         STRIKING ATTACK   78 -  92 -  8      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         AIMED BLOW        39 -  63 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  63 -  4      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  20 -  0      29  |

Turn 480 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       15 - 10     STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 19         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        13 - 10     SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 14         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    20 - 17     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      8 - 13         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 - 11     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HILLARY 9534               20  18  1  116 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK  LADY FINGERS 9321           8   3  1  121 SHEWISH DINER (806)
TOTAL PARRY      BARSTOOL 5 8253            27  20  0  119 CHEERS (659)
STRIKING ATTACK  SKITZO 10796                6   3  1  118 HATEFUL (895)
WALL OF STEEL    ANGEL'S ENVY 10696          7   4  0  109 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
AIMED BLOW       CALAMITY 10897              7   2  1  104 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)
PARRY-LUNGE      WAYFARER 10846              6   2  0   66 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WITCH DOCTOR 7215          10   4  0   64 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
PARRY-STRIKE     DEAD BATTERY 10797          3   1  0   34 HATEFUL (895)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ONSLAUGHT 10352.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DESI VEGA'S 10837.  The ten other most popular fighters were CALAMITY 10897, 
DRIFTWOOD 9793, GOULD 10764, BURNER 10771, TRANSFER PORTAL 10925, DARK SOHO 10022, 
OSCAR MAIER 9365, EVAN DRAKE 9136, FLETCHER 10305, and MAXIMUS 10296.

The least popular fighter this week was NIPPY 10940.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were D.N.C. 10803, JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918, RUBY 10489, ZIPPY 10480, INERTIA 
10819, DIRTY HELEN 10929, KILLSWITCH 10931, PENNY STOCKS 10928, WHIMMY PRAYER 10932, 
and YOXXI 10854.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SERF (47-10056) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)