DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/11/2025 Duedate: 04/07/2025
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM 47 TURN 481
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HILLARY
SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-9534) [21-18-1,129]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LADY FINGERS MOON MAID
SHEWISH DINER (806) WARBORN CANVAS (894)
(47-9321) [9-3-1,134] (47-10794) [5-0-0,47]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ONSLAUGHT LOST MOSS
DARQUE FORCES (396) FLOATING PAST (854)
(47-10352) [13-14-0,68] (47-9792) [8-2-1,75]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DWARFED (882)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 50
2. ERRATA! (760) 47 NAWLINS 2023 (896)
3. WARBORN CANVAS (894) 44 Unchartered Team
4. LAND OF OZ (217) 39
5. RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 37 WARBORN CANVAS (894)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 NAWLINS 2023 (896) 22 10 0 68.8 1/ 1 DWARFED (882) 12 3 1
2/ 2 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 29 15 0 65.9 2/ 2 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)10 1 0
3/ 4*WARBORN CANVAS (894) 14 9 0 60.9 3/ 8 FLOATING PAST (854) 10 5 0
4/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217) 1080 712 36 60.3 4/24 SHEWISH DINER (806) 9 1 0
5/ 6 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898) 96 65 8 59.6 5/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396) 9 4 0
6/ 3 SPAWN OF EVIL (899) 23 16 3 59.0 6/25 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 8 2 0
7/ 7 FLOATING PAST (854) 73 51 3 58.9 7/ 7 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 8 4 1
8/ 8 SECOND BANANAS (573) 437 314 46 58.2 8/27 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898) 8 5 0
9/ 9 SHEWISH DINER (806) 238 176 17 57.5 9/12*WARBORN CANVAS (894) 8 5 0
10/10 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 308 249 26 55.3 10/10 SECOND BANANAS (573) 8 6 1
11/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 1136 960 60 54.2 11/19*METALBORN (890) 8 6 0
12/13 DARQUE FORCES (396) 534 495 34 51.9 12/ 4 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 8 7 0
13/12 CHEERS (659) 215 200 12 51.8 13/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 8 7 0
14/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 346 338 16 50.6 14/23 BASH BROS PARK (766) 7 3 0
15/15 THE PURGE 209 (868) 132 131 6 50.2 15/17 THE PURGE 209 (868) 7 5 0
16/18 ERRATA! (760) 100 100 2 50.0 16/18 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 5 0
17/20 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 176 184 5 48.9 17/ 3*FIEND FOLIO (892) 7 6 1
18/19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 114 121 2 48.5 18/ 9 LAND OF OZ (217) 7 6 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/21 OF WOLF & MAN (732) 31 33 0 48.4 19/21 PSY CORPS (867) 7 8 0
20/16*FIEND FOLIO (892) 12 13 2 48.0 20/26 HATEFUL (895) 7 8 0
21/22 BASH BROS PARK (766) 245 266 11 47.9 21/14 CHEERS (659) 7 8 0
22/24 DWARFED (882) 88 96 4 47.8 22/ 6 FAST FOOD (724) 7 8 0
23/23 FAST FOOD (724) 350 395 17 47.0 23/15 FRAYED SANITY (799) 7 8 0
24/25 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 180 206 6 46.6 24/29 SNOW FORT (819) 7 8 0
25/27 FRAYED SANITY (799) 101 116 5 46.5 25/32 NAWLINS 2023 (896) 6 4 0
26/29 PSY CORPS (867) 79 92 5 46.2 26/38 ERRATA! (760) 6 5 0
27/26 LAZY BOYZ (167) 115 136 10 45.8 27/28 SPAWN OF EVIL (899) 6 7 0
28/28 HATEFUL (895) 26 31 1 45.6 28/11 2129 BOURBON ST (888) 6 9 0
29/30 SNOW FORT (819) 66 80 2 45.2 29/34 OF WOLF & MAN (732) 5 9 0
30/31 2129 BOURBON ST (888) 14 18 0 43.7 30/20 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 5 10 2
31/32 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 105 145 4 42.0 31/22 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798) 5 10 0
32/34 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 137 199 12 40.8 32/16 LAZY BOYZ (167) 4 5 0
33/37*METALBORN (890) 11 16 0 40.7 33/35*EMU'S SEED (891) 4 11 1
34/35 BAD GAS (893) 24 39 1 38.1 34/37 WHITE WOLVES (832) 4 11 0
35/36 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798) 41 67 7 38.0 35/33*PHOENIX GUARD (887) 3 9 0
36/33*FILTHY PICKLES (889) 11 20 2 35.5 36/39 BAD GAS (893) 3 10 0
37/38 WHITE WOLVES (832) 162 312 10 34.2 37/30 WHITE MAIMERS (873) 3 11 0
38/40*PHOENIX GUARD (887) 10 21 0 32.3 38/31*FILTHY PICKLES (889) 3 12 0
39/39 ASSASSIN NATION (790) 24 53 2 31.2 39/36 ASSASSIN NATION (790) 2 11 0
40/41*EMU'S SEED (891) 6 19 1 24.0 40/41 BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 1 9 0
41/42*WILD WEST (155) 1 14 0 6.7 41/40*WILD WEST (155) 1 14 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TURF WAR SCORING SPOTLIGHT
Scoring is completely automated at this point and every effort has been made to verify
that there are not any errors. Please do check your scores for the first 1-3 turns
and report any errors to the moderators so things can be corrected.
This rule was not in the automated scoring until this turn.
"Down Challenge ... (opponent is credited with a win for point scoring.)"
BOG/REGINNCATSNDOGS' score has been adjusted to reflect this from last turn.
Total Team Alliance
Score Alliance Wins Fights Score Score
44 BOB 9 15 12 7
44 EP 10 15 14 9
42 BOG 8 15 10 7
40 NTT 9 15 12 7
36 MF 8 15 10 7
35 RVH 8 15 10 7
35 DB 10 14 14 4
34 FPM 9 15 12 7
32 NS 7 15 8 7
27 IM 7 15 8 7
10 RES 5 14 5 1
0 SF 5 15 5 4
Individual Endurance DC's/
Score Team Fights/Wins Fights,Turns Most Wins IAC?s
12 BOB
4 SPAWN OF EVIL 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
6 SPECTRAL STEEL 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
2 SATAN'S MINIONS 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
14 EP
4 BASH BROS PARK 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
6 SHEWISH DINER 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
4 WEIRD ALCHEMY 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
10 BOG
6 DWARFED 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
2 CHEERS 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
2 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
12 NTT
2 2129 BOURBON ST 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
6 RAINBOW WARRIORS II 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
4 NAWLINS 2023 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
10 MF
4 LAND OF OZ 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
2 SECOND BANANAS 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
4 ROYAL FLUSH 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
10 RVH
4 METALBORN 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
2 FIEND FOLIO 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
4 WARBORN CANVAS 5/3 9/10, 2 0 0/0
14 DB
4 DARQUE FORCES 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
4 THE PURGE 209 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
6 ERRATA! 4/4 9/10, 2 0 0/0
12 FPM
4 FLOATING PAST 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
2 PHOENIX GUARD 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
6 THE MOTHERSHIP CE 5/4 10/10, 2 0 0/0
8 NS
2 BIG LAKE GROOVE 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
4 SNOW FORT 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
2 HATEFUL 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
8 IM
4 PSY CORPS 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
2 BAD GAS 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
2 FAST FOOD 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
5 RES
2 OF WOLF & MAN 4/2 9/10, 2 0 0/0
2 EMU'S SEED 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
1 WILD WEST 5/1 10/10, 2 0 0/0
5 SF
2 BIG LAKE MAULERS 5/2 10/10, 2 0 0/0
-1 FILTHY PICKLES 5/0 10/10, 2 0 0/0
4 FRAYED SANITY 5/3 10/10, 2 0 0/0
Another Error in last turn's report. RAINBOW WARRIORS II was incorrectly
listed as being run by Vlad. It is run by Obregon. Here is the correct
listing for the No Tea in Team Alliance:
2129 BOURBON ST 888 Riff Raff NTT
RAINBOW WARRIORS II 897 Obregon NTT
NAWLINS 2023 896 Kharadmon NTT
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Slote! Slote! Slote! Duelmaster Extraordinaire!
15-Time Duelmaster. Whatta Champion! Bravo! Bravo! Huzza, huzza!
They try and try and try to unseat The Champ, but to no avail. They are good; just not
that good. Those warriors of Lyratilan, they try.
The only point to consider is will Slote be honored to Lord Protector at 50 FE or 50
fights? He should be. The warriors of Lyrat want it. Indeed, they beg for it.
-- Slote, DMXIV
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of NORTH FORK! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. I have begun to suspect trickery on
the part of SHEWISH DINER. How else weeks like this one's 4-1-0? How else the
sudden move to 4th team? The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with
SPECTRAL STEEL's team record! A 4-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 6th place
ranking. I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of THE MOTHERSHIP CE. How
else weeks like this one's 4-1-0? How else the sudden move to 8th team? My tutors
were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This week
FIEND FOLIO went 2-3-0 and fell 14 notches into 17th! FAST FOOD bore the brunt of
major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 22nd position as the
result of going 2-3-0! The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with
ERRATA!'s team record! A 4-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 26th place ranking.
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This
week 2129 BOURBON ST went 2-3-0 and fell 17 notches into 28th! LAZY BOYZ bore the
brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 32nd position
as the result of going 0-3-0! My praise to RAINBOW WARRIORS II for their 4-1-0 week
this time out. Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of notice!
FLETCHER caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully
bested REVEREND JIM and was awarded 25 points in recognition. In one of the week's
more notable duels, EVAN DRAKE put down BOOTLICKER, causing him to lose 18 points of
recognition in the process. Most watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was
on CALAMITY as he bore arms against the challenge of reigning Duelmaster HILLARY.
Although CALAMITY made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of
victorious HILLARY. Would you believe that over half of the old women in NORTH FORK
seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. NORTH FORK, city of gladiators!
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is BIG LAKE GROOVE, a guild shunned and avoided
by many in the weekly duels. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it
was that spent the better part of last week avoiding BIG LAKE GROOVE. Indeed it was
PHOENIX GUARD. Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.
BARSTOOL 5 take warning! You have more than a few enemies in NORTH FORK. Give
EMERALD CITY credit for hers courage. Did you note how she challenged BARSTOOL 5
despite the 31 point difference in their rankings? Do not the gods reward courage?
EMERALD CITY it was that claimed victory in the bout, while also rising 21 points in
recognition.
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? My hearty congratulations GOULD, for thy revenge upon OZ KILLER,
slayer of thy fallen comrade. Next time he will know better, eh? Dark alleys may
hide both secrets and assassins. In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.
Keep vigil always!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till next we
meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by
the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HILLARY 9534 21 18 1 129 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADY FINGERS 9321 9 3 1 134 SHEWISH DINER (806)
JACK RABBIT 4814 2 2 0 133 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POISON OAK 9449 9 4 0 118 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BARSTOOL 5 8253 27 21 0 114 CHEERS (659)
LOKA WARBEARD 10431 10 9 0 112 DWARFED (882)
ROTE 10386 10 5 0 111 ERRATA! (760)
DESI VEGA'S 10837 9 3 0 110 NAWLINS 2023 (896)
LOST SHIP 9621 17 5 0 109 FLOATING PAST (854)
EMERALD CITY 10582 12 5 0 109 LAND OF OZ (217)
EVAN DRAKE 9136 17 12 0 105 CHEERS (659)
SKITZO 10796 6 4 1 105 HATEFUL (895)
COURAGE 10495 15 6 0 101 LAND OF OZ (217)
PREDATORS 10322 12 7 0 100 BASH BROS PARK (766)
EQUES EIDOLON 10390 11 5 0 99 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
ANGEL'S ENVY 10696 7 5 0 95 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
SAMURAI SHADOW 10391 11 4 0 94 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
HIRELING 10682 6 0 0 93 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
PLANTERS PUNCH 10267 10 4 1 92 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CALAMITY 10897 7 3 1 91 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK THE BLADE 8521 11 10 2 90 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
CHOPHOUSE 10839 6 2 0 89 NAWLINS 2023 (896)
CARISSIMUS 10204 15 23 1 87 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
YETI 8878 10 5 1 87 SNOW FORT (819)
APEFACE 10318 24 13 0 85 DARQUE FORCES (396)
OSCAR MAIER 9365 11 10 0 84 FRAYED SANITY (799)
BOOTLICKER 10182 16 12 2 82 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
LEGGING LAGAN 9625 13 12 0 82 FLOATING PAST (854)
DARK SOHO 10022 17 18 0 81 PSY CORPS (867)
ABSOLUM 10023 13 16 2 81 PSY CORPS (867)
NEMESIS PRIME 10643 11 2 0 81 DARQUE FORCES (396)
THE DARK 10463 16 13 1 80 THE PURGE 209 (868)
MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303 14 10 0 80 FRAYED SANITY (799)
CRAPKIN 10522 16 7 0 78 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SECRET SAUCE 10382 17 12 0 77 FAST FOOD (724)
LION KING 10419 9 8 0 75 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
LOST MOSS 9792 8 2 1 75 FLOATING PAST (854)
WINCHESTER 10260 16 11 0 74 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
WITCH DOCTOR 7215 11 4 0 74 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
TASOR FACE 10862 6 6 4 74 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)
FLINT FORGEHART 10514 6 6 1 73 DWARFED (882)
CONWAY 9720 15 15 2 70 SECOND BANANAS (573)
KAMEHAMEHA 10848 5 2 0 70 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
ONSLAUGHT 10352 13 14 0 68 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLETCHER 10305 10 6 0 66 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
GLOCKENSPIEL 10416 15 15 2 65 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SCOOTER PIE 10864 8 3 0 64 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)
WAYFARER 10846 6 3 0 63 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
REAL MCCOY 10572 6 0 0 63 FAST FOOD (724)
-ZERO 8881 10 6 0 60 SNOW FORT (819)
SHOE THORN 10802 4 3 0 60 HATEFUL (895)
MAXIMUS 10296 11 26 0 59 WHITE WOLVES (832)
ARCHER 7216 9 8 0 59 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
D.N.C. 10803 4 5 0 59 HATEFUL (895)
SNAPDRAGON 10523 9 14 0 58 DARQUE FORCES (396)
HUGH 9291 8 9 0 58 CHEERS (659)
DEMETRIUS 10203 14 15 0 57 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
BURNER 10771 7 6 0 57 BAD GAS (893)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZIPPY 10480 12 15 1 56 LAZY BOYZ (167)
THUGGER JAX 8524 7 15 2 56 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNOWPUNCH 8981 11 8 0 55 SNOW FORT (819)
SPAR-TEKUS 10651 6 3 0 54 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
REAL TIPPER 10599 5 1 0 54 ERRATA! (760)
KA'AHUAMANU 10845 6 2 0 53 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
SOFT TEN 10562 10 10 0 51 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
EARL GREY 10521 6 2 0 51 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CORNFIELD 10560 6 6 0 50 LAND OF OZ (217)
SWINDLE 10624 8 5 0 49 DARQUE FORCES (396)
DOMESTIC 10658 6 3 1 49 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
POOT 10774 5 7 0 49 BAD GAS (893)
FATHER BARRY 9294 9 9 2 48 CHEERS (659)
-TURBULENCE 9902 7 7 1 48 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552 7 2 1 47 DWARFED (882)
OZWEEPAY 10805 5 6 0 47 HATEFUL (895)
MOON MAID 10794 5 0 0 47 WARBORN CANVAS (894)
LITTER BOX 10667 4 1 0 47 BASH BROS PARK (766)
REVEREND JIM 9229 7 3 1 45 SECOND BANANAS (573)
DRIFTWOOD 9793 6 3 0 44 FLOATING PAST (854)
DONNIE STAHL 9675 6 9 0 43 FRAYED SANITY (799)
BUCKET OF WATER 10583 4 9 0 43 LAND OF OZ (217)
NINJA NOSFORATU 10384 3 2 0 43 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
AFFLICTION 10900 6 2 0 42 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)
ZAIRE 10622 8 7 0 39 LAZY BOYZ (167)
REMNANT RANGER 10534 6 4 0 39 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SHPONGLE 10510 6 4 0 38 PSY CORPS (867)
EDMOND FITZDEED 8997 5 10 2 37 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
GRIFF 10468 7 5 1 36 SECOND BANANAS (573)
QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672 6 2 0 36 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BLOODY MARY 10616 3 3 0 36 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
COSTANZA 10364 8 6 0 35 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519 7 3 0 34 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROMETHEUS 10511 6 4 1 33 PSY CORPS (867)
DROOLMASTER 10602 5 1 0 33 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
PRECISE 10741 3 1 0 33 PHOENIX GUARD (887)
VICE 10901 5 3 1 32 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)
SHART 10772 6 7 0 31 BAD GAS (893)
ARCHELIUS 10641 5 8 1 31 WHITE WOLVES (832)
EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790 4 1 0 31 WARBORN CANVAS (894)
NEEDLEMAN 10778 3 2 0 31 FIEND FOLIO (892)
BLACK ICE 9921 4 2 0 29 SNOW FORT (819)
FLAIL SNAIL 10749 3 2 0 29 FIEND FOLIO (892)
DAVID COPPERSHIELD 10795 3 1 0 28 DWARFED (882)
REDFISH GRILL 10834 2 1 0 28 NAWLINS 2023 (896)
PITCH BLACK 10707 4 4 0 27 THE PURGE 209 (868)
FOX & ODEN 10713 4 0 0 27 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
DEAD GRASS 10698 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CASTIEL 10536 4 6 0 26 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
DEAD BATTERY 10797 3 2 0 25 HATEFUL (895)
COINSHOT 10728 4 1 0 24 METALBORN (890)
SENTRY 10725 3 2 0 24 METALBORN (890)
QULLAN 10748 2 2 1 24 FIEND FOLIO (892)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATTALUS 10509 5 8 0 23 WHITE WOLVES (832)
BLOOD SLURPER 10746 5 1 0 23 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
HAOLE 10842 3 0 0 23 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
DAISY MAE'S 10836 3 1 0 23 NAWLINS 2023 (896)
MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909 2 1 0 23 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
KOA 10916 2 0 0 22 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
VOODOO LOUNGE 10833 2 2 0 22 NAWLINS 2023 (896)
SEA WITCH 10793 3 2 0 21 WARBORN CANVAS (894)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLAF 10755 3 2 0 21 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIR BISCUIT 10769 2 10 1 21 BAD GAS (893)
BOOSTER JUICE 10921 2 0 0 21 FAST FOOD (724)
YOXXI 10854 1 1 0 21 ERRATA! (760)
TENNIS ACE 10710 4 2 0 20 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
VICINIUS 10699 3 5 1 20 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SUN GODDESS 10791 2 3 0 20 WARBORN CANVAS (894)
ZINK 10678 4 5 1 19 LAZY BOYZ (167)
MORBIUS 10508 3 10 0 19 WHITE WOLVES (832)
BI-ANNUAL 10915 2 0 0 19 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)
JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918 2 0 0 19 CHEERS (659)
BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557 5 3 0 18 DWARFED (882)
SQUID 10689 3 3 0 18 PHOENIX GUARD (887)
BRUTE 10827 2 2 0 18 METALBORN (890)
BABETTE 10910 2 1 0 18 EMU'S SEED (891)
KERROM 7454 2 1 0 18 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
MANGY MIKE 10720 3 4 0 17 FILTHY PICKLES (889)
GOULD 10764 2 0 0 17 PHOENIX GUARD (887)
XVART 10777 2 3 0 17 FIEND FOLIO (892)
GLOOM 10824 2 0 0 17 THE PURGE 209 (868)
WITCHES BREW 10601 2 0 0 17 SHEWISH DINER (806)
KING MIDAS 10823 2 0 0 17 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
MARVIN ZEHM 10723 3 3 2 16 FILTHY PICKLES (889)
SHADOW 10825 2 0 0 16 THE PURGE 209 (868)
SEEKER 10898 1 1 0 15 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)
SUSAN KLONTZ 10719 3 3 0 14 FILTHY PICKLES (889)
BOOM BOX 10666 1 3 0 14 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ZOUAVE ZOMBIE 10840 1 1 0 14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
PRINCESS CAKE 10768 1 1 0 14 SHEWISH DINER (806)
MALENA 10831 2 2 1 13 EMU'S SEED (891)
EMPTY CHEST 10342 2 1 0 13 FLOATING PAST (854)
THE MUSCLE 10933 1 1 1 13 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
GORDO 7472 0 3 0 13 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
BITTER SWEET 10856 3 0 0 12 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)
NIKTO 10687 2 6 0 12 PHOENIX GUARD (887)
DAN OWENS 10721 2 4 0 12 FILTHY PICKLES (889)
BENT VEX 10821 2 2 0 12 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
IRON HEART 10814 1 3 0 12 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
LURCHER 10937 1 1 0 12 METALBORN (890)
FANNY CHMELAR 10753 2 3 0 11 FRAYED SANITY (799)
PROCOPIUS 10729 2 5 0 11 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
BRICK 10917 1 1 1 10 LAND OF OZ (217)
OZ KILLER 10908 1 2 1 10 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BLACK NIGHT 10849 1 1 0 10 THE PURGE 209 (868)
BONDSTONE 10944 1 0 0 10 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
ANCIENT AGE 10692 2 3 0 9 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
TRANSFER PORTAL 10925 1 1 0 9 WILD WEST (155)
BLIGHT 10955 1 0 0 9 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)
-DOOMSDAY 10783 2 2 0 8 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
QUEEN NEFERKITTY 10812 2 2 0 8 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
GASPER 10907 0 2 0 8 METALBORN (890)
QUEEN KONG 10911 0 1 0 7 WARBORN CANVAS (894)
NIPPY 10940 2 0 0 6 SNOW FORT (819)
KING PAPANAMON 10811 1 3 0 6 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
VINCE MEAL 10817 1 2 0 6 FRAYED SANITY (799)
LEY LINE 10943 1 0 0 6 ERRATA! (760)
GORBEL 10934 1 1 0 6 FIEND FOLIO (892)
AMUNET 10935 1 1 0 6 EMU'S SEED (891)
KILLSWITCH 10931 1 1 0 6 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)
TRISKA 10737 0 5 0 5 EMU'S SEED (891)
INERTIA 10819 0 4 0 4 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
HYSTERIA 10941 0 2 0 2 ASSASSIN NATION (790)
BRITTANICUS 10939 0 2 0 2 WHITE MAIMERS (873)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927 0 2 0 2 WILD WEST (155)
WHIMMY PRAYER 10932 0 2 0 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
DIRTY HELEN 10929 0 2 0 2 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
PENNY STOCKS 10928 0 2 0 2 WILD WEST (155)
-COPYCAT 10919 0 1 0 1 ERRATA! (760)
RIEKA 10951 0 1 0 1 EMU'S SEED (891)
TOM FEHLEN 10946 0 1 0 1 FILTHY PICKLES (889)
THONG 10953 0 1 0 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
RUMP RUMBLES 10945 0 1 0 1 BAD GAS (893)
UNDERLING 10942 0 1 0 1 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FIRE FROM ABOVE 10539 1 4 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790 MOUNTAIN TROLL 481 NONE
JAW SMASHER 10745 0 2 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 MARVIN ZEHM 10723 477 REVENGED
HEDIES 10947 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 MOUNTAIN TROLL 481 NONE
URSA 10734 1 1 0 EMU'S SEED 891 ZINK 10678 478
JUNK FOOD 1 10956 0 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 MISTRESS FANDETT 481 NONE
JUNK FOOD 2 10957 0 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 STONE GOLEM 481 NONE
JENNY RUD 10776 0 4 0 FILTHY PICKLES 889 BRICK 10917 480
BYE 10954 0 1 0 PHOENIX GUARD 887 WURM KIN 481 NONE
DUNNOCK 10782 0 3 0 PHOENIX GUARD 887 OZ KILLER 10908 480 JUST REVENGED
CUBENSIS 10952 0 1 0 PSY CORPS 867 BLACK ORC 481 NONE
DOOF 10512 3 6 0 PSY CORPS 867 REVEREND JIM 9229 480
PRINCESS BUTTERP 9687 15 14 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 JACK THE BLADE 8521 477 NOT REVENGED
PRINCESS OF PUR 10520 5 1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997 477 REVENGED
ELMO 10899 3 2 1 SPAWN OF EVIL 899 QULLAN 10748 480
THON 10766 3 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552 480
METELLIUS 10730 1 4 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873 THE MUSCLE 10933 481
BITCOIN HUNTING 10924 0 1 0 WILD WEST 155 MALENA 10831 480
CANCELED YOUTUB 10948 0 1 0 WILD WEST 155 DARK CHAMPION 481 NONE
PORTULENT SCOUT 10949 0 1 0 WILD WEST 155 SPYMASTER 481 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
WOW! Twelve of 3-Team Alliances in the Turf War?! Hubba, hubba. -- Oz The All-Excited
Boo to BOB! Let's get ''em, Gang! -- Oz The All-TakeDown
The TopDog -- What??????? Motherforkers at 3-2 odds? We clearly have a first-class
comic on site. -- Oz The All-Chuckling
We welcome Elon Musk and team to investigate the Turf War financials. Perhaps they
will make a donation to TWXIV? -- Oz The All-Hopeful
Turf War Alliances, I would wish you all "god luck" but would rather just suggest you
all lose often. -- Oz The All-Competitive
P.S. Way to go, Mannequin. Nice round.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FIRE FROM ABOVE was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute fight.
JUNK FOOD 1 was slaughtered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
HEDIES was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BYE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
CUBENSIS was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CANCELED YOUTUBER was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
PORTULENT SCOUT was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK FOOD 2 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
GOULD viciously subdued OZ KILLER in a 3 minute novice's Bloodfeud competition.
KAMEHAMEHA vanquished DOMESTIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
REDFISH GRILL overpowered BENT VEX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
VOODOO LOUNGE was savagely defeated by EGYPTIAN QUEEN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
HILLARY overpowered CALAMITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
CARISSIMUS was demolished by SERF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
JACK THE BLADE was demolished by DESI VEGA'S in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LOST SHIP luckily beat PREDATORS in a popular 5 minute master's Challenge conflict.
LOKA WARBEARD savagely defeated ANGEL'S ENVY in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
EMERALD CITY devastated BARSTOOL 5 in a 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
CONWAY was savagely defeated by OSCAR MAIER in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
LEGGING LAGAN was savagely defeated by SAMURAI SHADOW in a 3 minute conflict.
-ZERO was overpowered by MOOSEKNUCKLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THUGGER JAX was overpowered by WITCH DOCTOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
LION KING slimly won victory over WAYFARER in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
MAXIMUS was overpowered by NEMESIS PRIME in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge fight.
SCOOTER PIE overpowered SNOWPUNCH in a 3 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
DELIN BLACKHAUL subdued BLOODY MARY in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
AFFLICTION was viciously subdued by SHOE THORN in a 2 minute gory Challenge fray.
LITTER BOX handily defeated EDMOND FITZDEED in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
VICE was vanquished by SPAR-TEKUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KA'AHUAMANU defeated DONNIE STAHL in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
PRINCE OF BARKNESS was defeated by SWINDLE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
REAL TIPPER demolished BUCKET OF WATER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DEMETRIUS was beaten by GLOCKENSPIEL in a 5 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge bout.
SHPONGLE demolished MANGY MIKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
DROOLMASTER luckily beat CASTIEL in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
NINJA NOSFORATU devastated DEAD BATTERY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
QULLAN was overpowered by OZWEEPAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
REMNANT RANGER won victory over NEEDLEMAN in a popular 5 minute Challenge bout.
YOXXI vanquished GORDO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
KERROM narrowly defeated FANNY CHMELAR in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
ZOUAVE ZOMBIE was beaten by SEA WITCH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ATTALUS was subdued by QUEEN OF SHEBA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE devastated PRINCESS CAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BRUTE was viciously subdued by BLACK ICE in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DEAD GRASS savagely defeated MORBIUS in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
KING MIDAS overcame BOOM BOX in a exciting 5 minute Challenge match.
DAN OWENS was overpowered by BOOSTER JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
SENTRY won victory over AIR BISCUIT in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
PRECISE overpowered MARVIN ZEHM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BLOOD SLURPER outwaited TENNIS ACE in a monotonous 19 minute Challenge duel.
FLAIL SNAIL luckily beat BANGIS BIGNOSE in a exciting 5 minute Challenge conflict.
XVART subdued NIKTO in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
GASPER was handily defeated by BABETTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
SEEKER overpowered KING PAPANAMON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HYSTERIA was subdued by AMUNET in a 2 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
TRISKA was devastated by GLOOM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BI-ANNUAL devastated QUEEN NEFERKITTY in a 3 minute gory one-sided Challenge brawl.
OLAF vanquished BLACK NIGHT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
LURCHER overpowered WHIMMY PRAYER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HAOLE slimly won victory over EMPTY CHEST in a 6 minute brutal Challenge bout.
GORBEL was overpowered by PITCH BLACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE MUSCLE viciously butchered METELLIUS in a 4 minute amateur's Challenge battle.
KOA overpowered PROCOPIUS in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BRICK was subdued by JOHN ALLEN HILL in a 5 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
INERTIA was beaten by TRANSFER PORTAL in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
DIRTY HELEN was overpowered by IRON HEART in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KILLSWITCH beat BRITTANICUS in a 2 minute novice's Challenge battle.
POISON OAK viciously subdued SECRET SAUCE in a 4 minute veteran's fight.
SKITZO was vanquished by LADY FINGERS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROTE demolished CRAPKIN in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided bout.
BOOTLICKER was devastated by EVAN DRAKE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARK SOHO was overpowered by HIRELING in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JACK RABBIT demolished TASOR FACE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
COURAGE overpowered THE DARK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LOST MOSS viciously subdued D.N.C. in a action packed 5 minute brutal master's match.
ABSOLUM vanquished ARCHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
APEFACE was handily defeated by EQUES EIDOLON in a 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
ONSLAUGHT was overpowered by CHOPHOUSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
YETI beat WINCHESTER in a action packed 1 minute veteran's match.
PLANTERS PUNCH overpowered HUGH in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven match.
REAL MCCOY beat ZAIRE in a exciting 1 minute match.
SOFT TEN was vanquished by FLINT FORGEHART in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
REVEREND JIM was handily defeated by FLETCHER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
FATHER BARRY was overcome by BURNER in a 2 minute battle.
EARL GREY unbelievably bested SHART in a tiring 14 minute gory battle.
SNAPDRAGON overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
COSTANZA was savagely defeated by MOON MAID in a 3 minute brutal bout.
POOT vanquished DAISY MAE'S in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ZIPPY lost to CORNFIELD in a action packed 1 minute contest.
DRIFTWOOD overpowered ZINK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GRIFF beat SQUID in a 3 minute bloody fight.
PROMETHEUS unbelievably bested SUN GODDESS in a 2 minute battle.
MALENA lost to COINSHOT in a 2 minute bout.
SUSAN KLONTZ was bested by VICINIUS in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
ARCHELIUS handily defeated STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ANCIENT AGE was outwaited by BITTER SWEET in a dull 14 minute beginner's fight.
SHADOW viciously subdued PENNY STOCKS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute amateur's fight.
COLLEGE N.I.L. was outlasted by NIPPY in a unpopular 14 minute novice's competition.
VINCE MEAL won victory over RIEKA in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
DAVID COPPERSHIELD overpowered UNDERLING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WITCHES BREW overpowered QUEEN KONG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FOX & ODEN handily defeated THONG in a 2 minute uneven competition.
TOM FEHLEN lost to LEY LINE in a 2 minute novice's melee.
RUMP RUMBLES was vanquished by BONDSTONE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLIGHT won victory over MAXIMILLIAN in a dull 4 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 36 TOTAL PARRY 65 - 60 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 35 PARRY-RIPOSTE 27 - 26 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 27 LUNGING ATTACK 101 - 104 - 6 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 26 WALL OF STEEL 69 - 75 - 1 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 22 SLASHING ATTACK 68 - 74 - 6 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 22 STRIKING ATTACK 91 - 104 - 6 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 14 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 AIMED BLOW 48 - 70 - 2 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 71 - 4 28 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 23 - 0 26 |
Turn 481 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 14 3 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 14 AIMED BLOW 10 - 12 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 14 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 12 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 11 - 15 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 12 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HILLARY 9534 21 18 1 129 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK LADY FINGERS 9321 9 3 1 134 SHEWISH DINER (806)
TOTAL PARRY BARSTOOL 5 8253 27 21 0 114 CHEERS (659)
STRIKING ATTACK LOKA WARBEARD 10431 10 9 0 112 DWARFED (882)
AIMED BLOW ROTE 10386 10 5 0 111 ERRATA! (760)
WALL OF STEEL EVAN DRAKE 9136 17 12 0 105 CHEERS (659)
PARRY-LUNGE LION KING 10419 9 8 0 75 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WITCH DOCTOR 7215 11 4 0 74 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ONSLAUGHT 10352. The most popular warrior this turn
was LOST MOSS 9792. The ten other most popular fighters were SHADOW 10825, POISON
OAK 9449, NEEDLEMAN 10778, PREDATORS 10322, ROTE 10386, SUSAN KLONTZ 10719, GOULD
10764, SAMURAI SHADOW 10391, CASTIEL 10536, and BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557.
The least popular fighter this week was BLOOD SLURPER 10746. The other ten least
popular fighters were TENNIS ACE 10710, BITTER SWEET 10856, EARL GREY 10521, NIPPY
10940, ANCIENT AGE 10692, SHART 10772, JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918, BLIGHT 10955, DEMETRIUS
10203, and RUMP RUMBLES 10945.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HILLARY (47-9534) SECOND BANANAS (573)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SERF (47-10056) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN PITTSBURGH!
We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Pittsburgh, PA, July 18-20, 2025! It will
be held at the downtown Marriott. Details upcoming!
We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SPUNKY (23-3638) IVO'S ARMY (293)
RUDY VOLEVOL (32-5851) DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
ROGUE ESKIMO (32-6950) FRIEND OR FOE? (365)
LOUIS CYPHRE (32-7573) DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
ROAD TRIP (45-5050) THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
SMUDGE (82-326) IRON CIRCLE (61)
METAL HEAD (82-4573) LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)
SELINA SKYRIVER (82-25332) WANDERERS (4055)
DIZZY (82-54125) CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)
CLICHY (84-35494) THIRSTY THUGS 1313 (6208)
LEPROSY (84-36154) THE AFFLICTED (6313)
ROBERT PAULSON 75 (84-47382) PROJECT MAYHEM 28 (8184)
CYMORIL FIBER (85-2327) ETERNAL HOWLIN (430)
HARSH GMO (85-18688) THIRSTY THUGS 170P (3427)
KRIKIT (85-40358) UNKNOWN LEGACY 42 (7366)
EXTREME TEAL (85-46601) TAMPA 19A (8502)
CLARK (85-51321) HELLO DARKNESS 16 (9356)
TOXIN (85-54664) ERR 26 (2621)
AVIAG (86-24310) LIZARD ARMY 3 (4457)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes