DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 06/09/2012 Duedate: 07/06/2012 SNOWBOUND ARENA DM-50 TURN-303 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS 4-H LIFE IMPACTS (395) (50-3670) [35-2-0,152] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader 4-H POSITION IS EMPTY LIFE IMPACTS (395) (50-3670) [35-2-0,152] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite THRESHPACK ROLAN PUBLIC ENEMY (24) THE MYRMIDONS (211) (50-138) [25-14-0,100] (50-3762) [7-2-1,52] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE MYRMIDONS (211) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE MYRMIDONS (211) 30 2. MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 18 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 3. LIFE IMPACTS (395) 0 Unchartered Team 4. PUBLIC ENEMY (24) -15 THE COHORT (68) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 274 104 3 72.5 1/ 3 THE MYRMIDONS (211) 11 4 0 2/ 2 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 104 86 3 54.7 2/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 10 5 0 3/ 3 THE MYRMIDONS (211) 47 51 4 48.0 3/ 2 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 9 6 0 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 269 386 8 41.1 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 4 11 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT NOT MUCH TIME IS LEFT to ENTER THE TURF WAR COMPETITION and TEAMS ARE NEEDED The Turf War is coming. The Turf War is coming. TW8 will begin in DM47 the first turn following the Philadelphia Face. Mark July 27 on your calendar. There is only one turn left between now and The Wars -- the one on July 3. Sign up. Find a team. Choose a captain. Get confirmed. And send in your two rollup certs. You can do it all in the July 3 newsletter. DO NOT MISS OUT ON THIS COMPETITION AND THE PRIZES! The status of the current entries (as of June 5) is as follows: M*MBO (Master Darque) Dec Conf CertsIn Ottodrome (Otto X) y y y Bubba's TW Army (Bubbagnoosh) y y y Darque Forces (Master Darque) y y y Fast Food (Madwand) y y y OZ FEAST LE BANANA (Mannequin) Dec Conf Certs In Second Bananas (Mannequin) y y y Mystic Orc Feast (Slugbait) y y y Land of Oz (Oz) y y y Les Turfistes (Le Pentarque) y y y CLUB FED (Vae Victus) Dec Conf CertsIn In Qeternum (Vae Victus) y y y Obsidian Order (Skaven) y y y Devil's Rejects (Lucifer) N N y Real Men Wear Pink (Glitter Boy) y y N LBA (Assur) Dec Conf CertsIn Bash Bros Park (Assur) y y y Shewish Buffet (OAB) y y y Horny Goat -X (Grimm) N N N Perhaps you have not seen the rules for TW8, which has been posted in all newsletters? Here they are. *TURF WAR 8 RULES* Starting July 30 2012 (12 turns) Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena. Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must: 1. Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. 2. Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join. 3. Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted. Captains are responsible for: 1. Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification must occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participants declaration. (Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.) 2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War. 3. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.) Participating managers who are not Captains must: 1. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the winning pool of prizes.) 2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted. a. No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS. b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent. c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No arena multiple teams or aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate manager disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other team warriors). d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift Certificate received. e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of the Turf War. f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final. (Note: the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are required from the moderators.) Scoring will be as follows for Fights: Win Loss Kill Die Challenge (up or within same class) +2 -2 +5 -5 Down Challenge "Challenger" -2 -2 -5 -5 Down Challenge "Challenged" +2 0 +5 -5 Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5 Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down) +2 -5 +5 -10 Champion ** x2 x2 x2 x2 Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx Tournament Death*** -3 Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage **** Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage **** * After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins. ** Champions double applies to his score only - not to opponent. *** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death or death in a tournament or graduation. There must be a maximum of five only on a team at any point and time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.) Points awarded for team tournament participation are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2 entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants. A TV scores 7 points or a TC scores 15 points. Death in a tournament results in a -3 score. ***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc). (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its possible fights.) Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc). (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its possible fights.) Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows: Full Team: +1 1. A team which fights 4+ warriors (Includes DAing) gets a point Full Alliance +1 2. An alliance were ALL teams get a Full Team point earns a point Full Team/Alliance scores 3. Will double for the last half (6 rounds) of TW8. Style Master: +2 1. No matter how many stylemasters, an individual team can score only +2 per round. Duelmaster: +2 1. Duelmaster points shall be earned separate of stylemaster points. Champions: 1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory. 2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time. 3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but not the Dark Arena, may be replaced. 4. Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork (DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion. 5. A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that same turn. (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring.) Bloodfeuds: 1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns. 2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often. 3. To score as a bloodfeud, then feud/death must have occurred totally within the TW8. (E.g. Feuds created prior to TW8 will not be deemed or scored as a bloodfeud, but rather as a challenge or downchallenge. Downchallenges: 1. A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior in a lower class. (Lower class is defined as lower than the identical class. E.g. A challenger champion class challenging a champion class is a down challenge.) 2. In TW8 a standard challenge is up (in recognition points), parallel or within the identical class but lower recognition. 3. No challenge by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge. (This rule supersedes all other downchallenge rules.) Tournament Considerations: 1. Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of recognition for North Fork. 2. Tournament Victors (live only) won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 7 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) wins such status. 3. Tournament Champions (live only) won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 15 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) win such status. 4. Points awarded for tournament participation are are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2 entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants. A TV scores 7 points additional or a TC scores 15 points additional. Death in a tournament results in an additional -3 score. 5. Points for entrants, TVs, TCs, and tournament deaths will be applied the Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the results post on North Fork turn 300, points will be credited on North Fork turn 301 to the applicable teams). Special Considerations: 1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points. 2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A. If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A. 3. There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance for the Turf War VII. The minimum is two (2). 4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first FE turn (e.g. no arena or tournament fights) only, of every warrior, without penalty. 5. If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the arena is aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by the gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be asked to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes. Prizes: The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest. However, for TW8, a prize (RU cert) will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager that fights five fights and has the best w/l record that turn. (Tiebreakers are in this order -- kills, recognition points earned.) All prizes and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition. It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes. All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.) The following prizes have been secured from RSI: 1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena; 2. Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning alliance, and two additional for the captain of the alliance). 3. Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one DM47 arena fight to receive this award). 4. +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two skills per warrior. 5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) 6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from RSI. These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW. Moderators: The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or wfms101 at aol dot com. Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them carefully! This contest will begin in late July 2012 following the Summer FTF. **TW8 Revision 06-05-12** * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 346): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 344): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): MINI DRIVER of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 296): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 281): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 274): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 251): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 346): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 344): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 281): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 274): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 251): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): BLACK LIGHTNING (Dark Angel, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.) (turn 249): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 251): RED HOT CHILE PAPA of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) MONGOL HORDE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) CROSS CZECH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) YANKEE DOODLE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) (turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Number nine. Done, I would really, really, really like ten. Or maybe a dozen? Yeah. A delightful dozen. For me. Perhaps I can jumble up some information and tell you all about the current Life Impacts? What the heck! I shall. The Life Impact birth stats are: ST- 9,11,11,14,17 CN- 5,13,16,16,19 SZ- 6,8,12,12,16 WT 5,6,15,15,17 W- 9,14,16,17,20 SP- 5,6,7,10,15 DF- 7,8,10,12,21 Stats trained by the crew: ST-3, CN-3, WT-2, WL-2, SP-1, DF-2 (+ the 23 skills added) Skills earned by the crew = 43. Bonused areas are: Ambi, Damage, Damage, +4 Defense Skill ratings earned: Expert - 6, Adex - 3 Top weapons used (each warrior chose two): BS, EP, FI, LG, LG, MA, ME, QS, WH, WH Now that is more than even our mommies want to know about us! Will I be back? Will you have anything to do with it? You should, you know? 4-H, DMIX SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last week's fights. Say good-bye to LIFE IMPACTS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the THE MYRMIDONS stable. Hey everybody, watch out for THOR, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing SYNERGY like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. SYNERGY lost to THOR and drops 19 points. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! 4-H made a challenge against LADIRO MAELS this week. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was MIDDLE WAY 6's LADIRO MAELS, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by 4-H. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff? Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad PUBLIC ENEMY? Big bad PUBLIC ENEMY. Big bad PUBLIC ENEMY. SNOWBOUND's afraid of the big bad PUBLIC ENEMY. Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch LIFE IMPACTS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from PUBLIC ENEMY. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, RED ALERT would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the most interesting, though! Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME 4-H 3670 35 2 0 152 LIFE IMPACTS (395) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LADIRO MAELS 3712 11 20 0 101 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) THRESHPACK 138 25 14 0 100 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) MATH 3735 14 11 0 97 LIFE IMPACTS (395) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MOLDAR NAY 3731 15 12 1 82 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BELEG BLOODAXE 2932 10 5 1 63 THE MYRMIDONS (211) THOR 1704 7 10 0 61 THE MYRMIDONS (211) SMAUG 1702 10 12 1 58 THE MYRMIDONS (211) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SHOBART TEEGUE 3737 13 11 0 55 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) ROLAN 3762 7 2 1 52 THE MYRMIDONS (211) VERRA 1937 8 9 1 44 THE MYRMIDONS (211) SYNERGY 3760 6 5 1 39 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME QUALITY 3770 4 1 0 28 LIFE IMPACTS (395) CIRCLE K 3768 4 2 0 25 LIFE IMPACTS (395) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GARUTH HOLM 3769 2 3 0 21 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) SAXAPHONE 3778 3 0 0 20 LIFE IMPACTS (395) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HEART OF GLASS 3777 3 2 0 15 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) JENNA KUUL 3761 1 9 0 13 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) ZURISDAY 3779 1 1 0 4 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS Jenna Kuul -- What a lucky style match for me! The MUGs can be kind, you know? You were surely stingy with your learns, Gal. -- Circle K Garuth Holm -- It takes a while to get goin', but when the going gets tough, the sax gets wailin'. -- Saxaphone Ladiro -- I was thinking that staying quiet was the best thing, but Smitty told me I had to write an ad or else he was going to do it for me. -- 4-H P.S. I hope your real life things have gentled down to peace and contentment. Water, sump pumps -- they're all the enemy! Heart Of Glass -- It wasn't easy, but quality always wins out in the end. -- Quality Threshpack -- Well, well, well; who'd a thunk that!? Maybe I'm finally getting that new math? -- Math Red Alert of Public Enemies -- Smitty asked me to pass along his congratulations for graduating and being awarded the LP title. He also said something about, "Whew! Glad that bad 'un be gone! Yowser!" -- The Life Impacts Publicist Whatters!? Thor ainna greek name?! Huh? That'n all be soundin' greek ta this'n ole boy. -- Smitty Roland and The Myrmidons -- In answer to your question, yes those were really my weapons of choice. I thought they looked rather pretty together. You didn't? I guess they didn't work so well against you, did they? I am open to any ideas or suggestions. I can learn. -- Circle K We the teammates of 4-H salute her on her ninth Duelmaster Title. We also thank her for all the wins she brought to our Life Impacts team. She as made quite the life impact. -- Math, Circle K, Quality, and Saxaphone (and Smitty, too) I be proud 'o ye, Lifers! Yeah! -- Smitty Circle K -- Yup, I won that fight like a boss. Of course, if a rematch ensues there's no guarantees I'll win that one.... -- Rolan Moldar Nay -- Given the current economic climate, can you blame me for avoiding a Greek name? *smiles* Besides, Sigurd is a Norse name, so it kind of makes sense that he'd give us non-Greek names. -- Thor Shobart Teegue -- Oh, I believe it, really I do. Especially when I know Smaug is teaching you those moves *wicked smile* -- Beleg Bloodaxe Jenna Kuul -- The bright side is that I'm kinda hoping to graduate *before* you find your groove; I suspect you'll be quite... painful... in the future. Good fight, though. -- Verra Public Enemy -- Congratulations on Red Alert's graduation. -- Sigurd Fafnisbane and The Myrmidons Snowbound -- A belated congratulations to other graduates, who have graduated since our return to the arena. -- Sigurd Fafnisbane and The Myrmidons Our congratulations to Red Alert. -- Jorja and the Middle Way And we salute the tourney participants, just in time for the next tourney! -- Jorja and, again, the Middle Way 4-H -- I have to know stuff to teach it. -- Ladiro Maels Thor -- You could avoid me? -- Moldar Nay Verra -- Well, I suppose. But could you go viciously subdue that Bloodaxe guy for a change? -- Shobart Teegue Rolan -- Of course, but every winning streak must start with a single win. -- Garuth Holm Verra -- It would be good for you, build character. -- Jenna Kuul Beleg Bloodaxe -- If YOU aren't much punching bag, then who IS? -- Shobart Teegue 4-H -- That was totally predictable. And note that I have NOTHING left to teach you. -- Ladiro Maels P.S. You should know that. Synergy -- Aha! The key is to keep your disparate parts apart! -- Moldar Nay Smaug -- Oh, it's you. -- Shobart Teegue P.S. Sorry, I just can't get enthusiastic over that match-up. Circle K -- Dammit, I want a REFUND. There were mealworms in that box of cereal. -- Jenna Kuul P.S. How long had it been sitting on your shelf, anyway? Saxaphone -- I didn't get the earplugs in soon enough. Heck. -- Garuth Holm LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS 4-H devastated LADIRO MAELS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. MATH was subdued by RED ALERT in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee. SAXAPHONE unbelievably bested JENNA KUUL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. THRESHPACK savagely defeated MOLDAR NAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match. SYNERGY was overpowered by THOR in a 2 minute one-sided struggle. BELEG BLOODAXE bested KARRAGIT SLAVE in a 1 minute veteran vs. beginner competition. SHOBART TEEGUE viciously subdued VERRA in a 2 minute gruesome duel. SMAUG vanquished QUALITY in a 2 minute uneven fight. ROLAN viciously subdued CIRCLE K in a popular 8 minute brutal fight. HEART OF GLASS overcame DONNEGIL NOBLE in a slow 3 minute bout. GARUTH HOLM demolished ZURISDAY in a 1 minute mismatched match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 9 - 0 65 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 17 - 3 61 | |AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 - 0 60 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 11 - 1 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 11 - 1 58 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 8 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 0 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 20 - 0 35 | Turn 303 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY 4-H 3670 35 2 0 152 LIFE IMPACTS (395) PARRY-LUNGE THRESHPACK 138 25 14 0 100 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) BASHING ATTACK MATH 3735 14 11 0 97 LIFE IMPACTS (395) AIMED BLOW BELEG BLOODAXE 2932 10 5 1 63 THE MYRMIDONS (211) LUNGING ATTACK SHOBART TEEGUE 3737 13 11 0 55 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) STRIKING ATTACK ROLAN 3762 7 2 1 52 THE MYRMIDONS (211) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is THRESHPACK 138. The most popular warrior this turn was ROLAN 3762. The ten other most popular fighters were LADIRO MAELS 3712, JENNA KUUL 3761, THRESHPACK 138, SHOBART TEEGUE 3737, SMAUG 1702, SYNERGY 3760, THOR 1704, QUALITY 3770, 4-H 3670, and MATH 3735. The least popular fighter this week was CIRCLE K 3768. The other ten least popular fighters were HEART OF GLASS 3777, ZURISDAY 3779, VERRA 1937, MOLDAR NAY 3731, SAXAPHONE 3778, GARUTH HOLM 3769, BELEG BLOODAXE 2932, MATH 3735, 4-H 3670, and QUALITY 3770. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: THRESHPACK (50-138) PUBLIC ENEMY (24) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: RED ALERT (50-139) PUBLIC ENEMY (24)