DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/01/2012 Duedate: 09/28/2012
SNOWBOUND ARENA
DM-50 TURN-306
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
4-H
LIFE IMPACTS (395)
(50-3670) [38-2-0,169]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
4-H SWAMP DONKEY
LIFE IMPACTS (395) SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
(50-3670) [38-2-0,169] (50-3784) [3-0-0,28]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MOLDAR NAY MOLDAR NAY
MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
(50-3731) [17-13-1,102] (50-3731) [17-13-1,102]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LIFE IMPACTS (395)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LIFE IMPACTS (395) 19
2. PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 17 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
3. MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 11 Unchartered Team
4. SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407) 6
5. THE MYRMIDONS (211) 0 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 284 109 4 72.3 1/ 3 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 10 5 1
2/ 3 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 112 92 3 54.9 2/ 1 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 8 6 0
3/ 2*SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407) 8 7 4 53.3 3/ 5*SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407) 8 7 4
4- 4 THE MYRMIDONS (211) 52 56 4 48.1 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 6 9 0
5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 275 395 8 41.0 5- 2 THE MYRMIDONS (211) 5 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 351): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 349): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 347): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 324): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 305): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 299): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 284): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 577): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 254): SUN RAY of SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 251): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 351): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 349): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 347): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 305): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 299): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 284): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 277): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): BASH BROS CABLE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 254): SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 251): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 348): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): CELESTIAL ROSE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): SALAD SLAYER of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
(turn 317): ARTICHOKE ON THIS of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist)
SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCDAR (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 253): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Number 14. No time. Gotta run. Can't write much. Let's see if anyone really
cares?
Does anyone really want to see a Duelmaster Column from me?
4-H, DMXIV
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! The boys at PUBLIC ENEMY left the arena dejected, after being kicked
out of the top spot by LIFE IMPACTS. Good show! Practice pays for JENNA KUUL, who
pummelled SPACE MONKEY, to pocket 16 points. SPACE MONKEY certainly had a baffled
expression on his face, after losing to JENNA KUUL and losing 14 points in the
process! Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by MOLDAR NAY, of
MIDDLE WAY 6, who despite a 17-13-1 couldn't overcome SNOWBOUND's Number 1. Word has
it one team in SNOWBOUND is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to
death. I'll bet it works.
And how sociable are SNOWBOUND's warriors? Come, let us see. Like the noble
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of PUBLIC ENEMY, alone
and unchallenged. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, LIFE IMPACTS scurried
away from PUBLIC ENEMY. Oh, the shame! Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, MOLDAR NAY is the most challenged
warrior.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Charity is unknown in SNOWBOUND, and rightly so. SCISSOR ME TIMBER exacted
their revenge against LIFE IMPACTS. Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will
pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.
Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for SNOWBOUND? On that
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
4-H 3670 38 2 0 169 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MATH 3735 16 12 0 109 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
MOLDAR NAY 3731 17 13 1 102 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADIRO MAELS 3712 11 23 0 90 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
-SMAUG 1702 12 12 1 72 THE MYRMIDONS (211)
SYNERGY 3760 9 5 1 72 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BELEG BLOODAXE 2932 10 7 1 61 THE MYRMIDONS (211)
QUALITY 3770 7 1 0 58 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHOBART TEEGUE 3737 13 14 0 53 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
-VERRA 1937 9 10 1 46 THE MYRMIDONS (211)
-THOR 1704 8 11 0 46 THE MYRMIDONS (211)
-ROLAN 3762 8 3 1 42 THE MYRMIDONS (211)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARUTH HOLM 3769 4 4 0 33 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
JENNA KUUL 3761 3 10 0 33 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
SWAMP DONKEY 3784 3 0 0 28 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
CIRCLE K 3768 5 4 0 25 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
HEART OF GLASS 3777 4 4 0 24 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEFARA 3785 2 1 0 21 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
SAXAPHONE 3778 4 2 1 19 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
TENACIOUS TURTLE 3798 1 0 0 12 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
SPACE MONKEY 3782 2 1 2 10 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
ZURISDAY 3779 2 3 0 9 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
THUNDER CHICKEN 3783 1 2 1 6 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MAN BEAR PIG 3781 1 1 1 SCISSOR ME TIMBE 407 SAXAPHONE 3778 305 JUST REVENGED
ROWDY ROOSTER 3780 0 3 0 SCISSOR ME TIMBE 407 ICE TRAPPER 306 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Man Bear Pig and Scissor Me Timber -- I am so sorry. I did not mean to kill. I
absolutely did not. May Man Bear Pig fight well in That Great Arena In The Sky. --
Saxophone (head bowed)
Shiver Me Timbers -- It is not the Life Impacts way to kill. We thrive on life. All
of us here in the stable send our regrets and sorrow. It is sad that The Commission
matched up one with far more experience than the other. Daggone MUGs! May your
newest recruit be one of quality and valor. -- The Life Impacts Publicist
I be sad 'n sorri bout that, Scissers. Bad sad. -- Smitty
Public Enemy -- Congrats on your great point gain last turn. I will be advising
Smitty to *avoid*. I will. -- Life Impacts Publicist
Ladiro -- I'm with you! Let's get me graduated FAST! -- 4-H
Thor -- A match of interesting styles. It was merely my lucky day. -- Quality
Verra! Verra, Verra, Verra. That hurt! I was overcome with your beauty, then the
pain set in. Yikes! -- Circle K (bandaged, limping, and moving rather slowly)
Convicted Assassin -- Har, har! If you can't count, you can't beat me! -- Math
(Still needing 9 political points badly with 4-H hogging them all!)
Gotta graters me 4-H wif 'er 14 DM Titles. Gotta tell 'er, she be gud. Yup. --
Smitty
Health. Humility. Honor. -- The Life Impacts Publicist
Saxophone -- Actually, I like the wooden xylophone best, I think. -- Garuth Holm
P.S. If you haven't heard one, you've missed a wonderfully soothing experience.
4-H -- You could GRADUATE, you know. Any time. -- Ladiro Maels
Nefara -- I can't stand public enemies. Down with 'em! Go private, young woman. --
Garuth Holm
Swamp Donkey -- Ick. Mud. -- Jenna Kuul
4-H -- It hardly seems worth writing a new personal each time. -- Ladiro Maels
Beleg Bloodaxe -- If I've warned you once, I've probably warned you at least twice,
WASH that thing. Otherwise it will corode. -- Moldar Nay
Smaugh -- Phfaugh. -- Shobart Teegue
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROWDY ROOSTER was viciously butchered by ICE TRAPPER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SWAMP DONKEY outlasted SAXAPHONE in a monotonous 9 minute Bloodfeud melee.
4-H defeated MOLDAR NAY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's Title duel.
LADIRO MAELS was overpowered by MATH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SYNERGY devastated SHOBART TEEGUE in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
QUALITY defeated GARUTH HOLM in a 2 minute struggle.
SPACE MONKEY was overpowered by JENNA KUUL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CIRCLE K outlasted HEART OF GLASS in a dull 19 minute melee.
ZURISDAY lost to TENACIOUS TURTLE in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
THUNDER CHICKEN was overpowered by NEFARA in a 4 minute gory uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 10 - 0 69 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 - 1 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 17 - 9 - 1 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 19 - 2 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 21 - 0 32 |
Turn 306 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY 4-H 3670 38 2 0 169 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
BASHING ATTACK MATH 3735 16 12 0 109 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
STRIKING ATTACK SYNERGY 3760 9 5 1 72 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
AIMED BLOW QUALITY 3770 7 1 0 58 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MOLDAR NAY 3731. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOLDAR NAY 3731. The ten other most popular fighters were 4-H 3670, QUALITY
3770, SYNERGY 3760, JENNA KUUL 3761, ROWDY ROOSTER 3780, MATH 3735, SHOBART TEEGUE
3737, GARUTH HOLM 3769, TENACIOUS TURTLE 3798, and THUNDER CHICKEN 3783.
The least popular fighter this week was CIRCLE K 3768. The other ten least popular
fighters were HEART OF GLASS 3777, SWAMP DONKEY 3784, SAXAPHONE 3778, SPACE MONKEY
3782, LADIRO MAELS 3712, ZURISDAY 3779, NEFARA 3785, THUNDER CHICKEN 3783, TENACIOUS
TURTLE 3798, and GARUTH HOLM 3769.