DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/27/2012 Duedate: 11/23/2012
SNOWBOUND ARENA
DM-50 TURN-308
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
4-H
LIFE IMPACTS (395)
(50-3670) [40-2-0,184]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
4-H POSITION IS EMPTY
LIFE IMPACTS (395)
(50-3670) [40-2-0,184]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MOLDAR NAY MOLDAR NAY
MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
(50-3731) [17-15-1,108] (50-3731) [17-15-1,108]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LIFE IMPACTS (395)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 41
2. LIFE IMPACTS (395) 30 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
3. SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407) 0 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) -6
DARQUE FORCES (326)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 291 112 5 72.2 1/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 11 4 1
2- 2*SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407) 12 8 5 60.0 2/ 3 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 8 5 0
3/ 3 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 118 95 3 55.4 3- 2*SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407) 6 4 1
4/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 277 402 8 40.8 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 3 11 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 353): FIELDER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): GARROT of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 301): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 353): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): THE WOLF PACK (Wolf, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 301): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 350): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.)
BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
(turn 319): GIZMO of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
(turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Practice pays for ZURISDAY, who pummelled
SAXAPHONE, to pocket 17 points. JENNA KUUL certainly had a baffled expression on
hers face, after losing to CIRCLE K and losing 4 points in the process! Those who
hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by MOLDAR NAY, of MIDDLE WAY 6, who
despite a 17-15-1 couldn't overcome SNOWBOUND's Number 1. Word has it one team in
SNOWBOUND is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet
it works.
So much to report, so little time! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the
lion, so did the "warriors" in SNOWBOUND avoid THE MYRMIDONS. The warriors of THE
MYRMIDONS found their efforts at combat frustrated as LIFE IMPACTS apparently had
more important things to do than fight. Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, JENNA KUUL is the most challenged
warrior.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have
fallen into an unconscious stupor.
Leave me now, you base fools! As the seasons change, and the creatures of the
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Do not despair! I
shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
4-H 3670 40 2 0 184 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MATH 3735 18 12 1 125 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
MOLDAR NAY 3731 17 15 1 108 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SYNERGY 3760 10 6 1 76 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
QUALITY 3770 8 2 0 67 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHOBART TEEGUE 3737 13 16 0 55 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
HEART OF GLASS 3777 6 4 0 54 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
CIRCLE K 3768 7 4 0 41 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
GARUTH HOLM 3769 5 5 0 40 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JENNA KUUL 3761 4 11 0 33 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
-SWAMP DONKEY 3784 4 0 0 31 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
ZURISDAY 3779 3 4 0 27 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAXAPHONE 3778 4 4 1 21 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
-SPACE MONKEY 3782 3 1 3 21 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
-TENACIOUS TURTLE 3798 2 0 0 20 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
NEFARA 3785 3 2 0 18 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
-THUNDER CHICKEN 3783 2 2 1 18 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
SPECTRA 3800 1 0 0 13 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LADIRO MAELS 3712 11 24 0 MIDDLE WAY 6 368 MATH 3735 307
MAN BEAR PIG 3781 1 1 1 SCISSOR ME TIMBE 407 SAXAPHONE 3778 305 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Swamp Donkey -- Good bloodfeud. You were simply too much for me. You were sharp and
I was flat. -- Saxaphone
Moldar Nay -- Sorry, but another "nay" for you. -- 4-H
Ladiro Maels -- I put two and two together and came out with the win. -- Math
Synergy -- YOU were the quality warrior in that fight. Kudos! -- Quality
Captured Orc -- I guess you stay captured. -- Circle K
The meals are regular. -- Captured Orc du Jour
All -- Yup, ah thank it be a goodn idy ta git 4-H graderated. Yup. -- Smitty
16 straight. My fingers and wrist are tired from writing all these DM Columns.
You'd think I would get a reprieve. PLUS, why am I not a Lord Protector? Sheesh!
My tidbit for the day. Here is what the current Life Impacts looked like at
birth:
ST 9,11,11,14,17
CN 5,13,16,16,19
SZ 6,8,12,12,16
WT 5,6,15,15,17
WL 9,14,16,17,20
SP 5,6,7,10,15
DF 7,8,10,12,21
Numbers all over the place!
Good luck to all. Can I make it 17?
4-H DMXVI
Wait a minute! I killed Ladiro Maels?! Really? I did? Man oh man oh man! I
didn't want THAT! Middle Way 6, I am truly sorry. May Ladiro fight well in That
Great Arena In The Sky, and may you all get a lovely, lovely recruit. -- Math
(counting to himself)
4-H -- And yet again, eh? Oh, well, I will face the facts life has dealt me and be
glad I survived. -- Moldar Nay
Math -- I *knew* you were bad for me. -- Ghost of Ladiro Maels
Heart of Glass -- Hmm, I suppose if you have one of those, you have to be aggressive
to defend it. -- Shobart Teegue
P.S. Now, if I could sing, I might manage a note that would shatter your heart!
That's a weird thought. But I can't carry a tune in a bucket.
Nefara -- A win is good, thanks. Could I buy you dinner on the strength of it? --
Garuth Holm
P.S. I'm not really a golem. The Commission is weird about that.
Zurisday -- Comes right before Varaiday? -- Jenna Kuul
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CIRCLE K unbelievably bested JENNA KUUL in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
4-H won victory over MOLDAR NAY in a exciting 4 minute expert's Title battle.
MATH overpowered SYNERGY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
QUALITY devastated GARUTH HOLM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEART OF GLASS subdued SHOBART TEEGUE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
SAXAPHONE was vanquished by ZURISDAY in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
NEFARA beat DONNEGIL NOBLE in a 4 minute brawl.
SPECTRA handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 8 - 0 76 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 9 - 0 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 13 - 2 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 18 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 4 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 22 - 0 27 |
Turn 308 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY 4-H 3670 40 2 0 184 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
BASHING ATTACK MATH 3735 18 12 1 125 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
STRIKING ATTACK SYNERGY 3760 10 6 1 76 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
AIMED BLOW QUALITY 3770 8 2 0 67 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MOLDAR NAY 3731. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOLDAR NAY 3731. The ten other most popular fighters were SHOBART TEEGUE 3737,
JENNA KUUL 3761, QUALITY 3770, ZURISDAY 3779, CIRCLE K 3768, 4-H 3670, MATH 3735,
HEART OF GLASS 3777, SPECTRA 3800, and SYNERGY 3760.
The least popular fighter this week was NEFARA 3785. The other ten least popular
fighters were SAXAPHONE 3778, GARUTH HOLM 3769, SYNERGY 3760, SPECTRA 3800, HEART OF
GLASS 3777, MATH 3735, 4-H 3670, CIRCLE K 3768, ZURISDAY 3779, and QUALITY 3770.