DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/16/2013 Duedate: 03/15/2013
SNOWBOUND ARENA
DM-50 TURN-312
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
4-H
LIFE IMPACTS (395)
(50-3670) [43-3-0,158]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
4-H BLIND REF
LIFE IMPACTS (395) BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)
(50-3670) [43-3-0,158] (50-3765) [3-0-0,31]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MOLDAR NAY MOLDAR NAY
MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
(50-3731) [18-18-1,108] (50-3731) [18-18-1,108]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LIFE IMPACTS (395)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WORLD BLADES 12 (409) 17
2. LIFE IMPACTS (395) 10 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
3. PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 10 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 9
5. BASH BROS HOCKEY (405) 3 WORLD BLADES 12 (409)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*WORLD BLADES 12 (409) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 11 3 1
2/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 304 118 6 72.0 2/ 2 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 7 6 1
3/ 2*BASH BROS HOCKEY (405) 6 3 0 66.7 3/ 6*BASH BROS HOCKEY (405) 6 3 0
4- 3 OPEN SESAME (199) 377 233 24 61.8 4- 5*KILL OR BE KILT (408) 6 4 2
5- 4*KILL OR BE KILT (408) 6 4 2 60.0 5/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 5 10 0
6/ 5 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 127 104 4 55.0 6- 4 OPEN SESAME (199) 3 1 0
7- 6*SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407) 15 13 5 53.6 7- 7*SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407) 3 5 0
8/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 285 414 8 40.8 8/ 0*WORLD BLADES 12 (409) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 356): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 355): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 330): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 324): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 311): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 305): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 290): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 283): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 260): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 75): CONTRACT BRIDGE of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 257): GABBER KNIGHT of 500 BPM (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 356): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 355): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 330): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 324): OBG! (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 311): LIFE IMAPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 305): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 290): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 283): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 260): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 75): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 257): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 324): LATKA of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 323): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 310): MATH of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 074): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
First things first, and I'm sure 4-H had better work on that jealousy, because
it isn't appropriate for him. Not a positive attitude at all. Now, me, I can be
jealous and nobody will look sideways at me, because I'm just a guy.
Second, you surely don't think I was "viciously" attacking you? I know my style
LOOKS that way sometimes, but it's all stereotyping, really. I'm a nice guy, friend
to kittens, confidant of dogs. Don't be led astray by my red hair. How can hair
color affect my civilization co-efficient? (Ask Math about the co-efficient.)
Third, I have a winning record! For this little while, I am on top of the
slippery heap, and I want us to PARTY! Funny hats, bright-colored kool-aid, wild
games of scrabble! Let's go, Go, GO!
Moldar Nay
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
SNOWBOUND brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. BASH BROS HOCKEY turned their
2-1-0 turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this,
and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SHOBART
TEEGUE win a fight and gain 24 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SHOBART TEEGUE beat
QUALITY and QUALITY lost 17 points. You're breakin' my heart. 4-H challenged
SNOWBOUND's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And it's out with the old, in with
the new, as 4-H takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.
Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You
want to know what's new, don't you, SNOWBOUND?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. SCISSOR ME TIMBER, I suppose you'll be glad to know
you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you?
And it looks like LIFE IMPACTS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would
be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, JENNA KUUL was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for SNOWBOUND's
morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in SNOWBOUND to get a drink than The Victory
Tavern! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you
have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
4-H 3670 43 3 0 158 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE COUNT 1860 18 13 0 171 OPEN SESAME (199)
MOLDAR NAY 3731 18 18 1 108 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-C IS FOR COOKIE 3636 6 4 0 90 OPEN SESAME (199)
SHOBART TEEGUE 3737 14 19 0 82 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUALITY 3770 10 4 0 65 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
-THE BEATLES 3635 7 3 0 63 OPEN SESAME (199)
NEFARA 3785 6 3 1 63 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARUTH HOLM 3769 7 7 0 55 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CIRCLE K 3768 10 5 0 53 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
-BERT & ERNIE 3648 3 2 0 49 OPEN SESAME (199)
HEART OF GLASS 3777 8 6 0 41 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
-REMARKABLE WORD 3669 3 0 0 41 OPEN SESAME (199)
SAXAPHONE 3778 6 6 1 36 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
-THUNDER CHICKEN 3783 4 2 1 36 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JENNA KUUL 3761 6 13 0 31 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
BLIND REF 3765 3 0 0 31 BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)
-SWAMP DONKEY 3784 5 1 0 29 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZURISDAY 3779 5 6 0 28 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WILLIAM WALLACE 3788 2 0 0 22 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
MISSING TEETH 3767 1 2 0 22 BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)
-PATTY MURPHY 3790 2 0 1 20 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
INNUIT 3795 1 0 0 17 WORLD BLADES 12 (409)
-ROB ROY 3791 1 1 1 14 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
SPECTRA 3800 2 3 0 11 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
-TENACIOUS TURTLE 3798 2 2 0 10 SCISSOR ME TIMBER (407)
NEWLIN OHM 3801 2 2 0 8 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
OWN GOAL 3763 2 1 0 7 BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)
-CONNOR MCLEOD 3789 1 1 0 6 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
-ROBERT THE BRUCE 3787 0 2 0 2 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPACE MONKEY 3782 3 3 3 SCISSOR ME TIMBE 407 NEFARA 3785 311
PERSONAL ADS
Jorja -- None of us here at the Life Impacts house knows what Math was saying. We
are not even sure HE knows! -- The Life Impacts Clan
Y'all Lifers done gud. Yup. -- Smitty
Grats ter yer champeen Moldar Nay. Biggun win. -- Smitty
Swamp Donkey -- You were stubborn, but not stubborn enough. -- Circle K
Tenacious Turtle -- Thanks for challenging and listening. No tip is necessary; the
win was pay enough. -- Saxophone
Convicted Assassin -- Thanks for taking us both on and thanks for losing both. --
Quality and Math (retired)
Moldar Nay -- I salute you. That was a great win on your part. You surprised me,
but you certainly deserved the win and the crown. -- 4-H
Health. Humility. Honor. -- The Life Impacts Scribe
Whoa!!!!!!! Yer Open Sesame done got a 107 (One hundred seven--muh wife hepped me
spel it) pint gain???!!! Whup whup ter Crip but muh Lifies bea voidin'. -- Smitty
Me gits it! Ahhh! Cripster got them there sandbaggins! Yow! Bad Crip! -- Smitty
Lookie attem Bash Hockeys! Beat em uppers! Yow! Hidey, Assur, muh boy. -- Smitty
Heart of Glass -- I wish you were a woman. If I met a woman with a heart of glass,
I'd treat her like a princess. After all, better a heart of glass than a mere shew!
Much more significant. -- Shobart Teegue
I know that capturing an orc is supposed to be a sign of something, but I never know
what to DO with a Captured Orc. -- Garuth Holm
Missing Teeth -- I could offer to sell you a bridge. -- Jenna Kuul
Robert the Bruce -- Doesn't it get... drafty? -- Newlin Ohm
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
4-H slimly won victory over MOLDAR NAY in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
CIRCLE K outlasted HEART OF GLASS in a monotonous 18 minute Challenge melee.
SAXAPHONE luckily beat JENNA KUUL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
QUALITY was bested by SHOBART TEEGUE in a popular 2 minute fight.
GARUTH HOLM was savagely defeated by NEFARA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
BLIND REF overpowered SPECTRA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MISSING TEETH devastated DONNEGIL NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ZURISDAY vanquished NEWLIN OHM in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
OWN GOAL lost to INNUIT in a 2 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 10 - 0 72 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 4 - 5 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 17 - 3 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 18 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 9 - 2 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 19 - 0 39 |
Turn 312 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY 4-H 3670 43 3 0 158 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
AIMED BLOW QUALITY 3770 10 4 0 65 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
PARRY-RIPOSTE NEFARA 3785 6 3 1 63 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MOLDAR NAY 3731. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOLDAR NAY 3731. The ten other most popular fighters were JENNA KUUL 3761,
GARUTH HOLM 3769, SHOBART TEEGUE 3737, NEFARA 3785, MISSING TEETH 3767, ZURISDAY
3779, OWN GOAL 3763, 4-H 3670, SAXAPHONE 3778, and INNUIT 3795.
The least popular fighter this week was CIRCLE K 3768. The other ten least popular
fighters were HEART OF GLASS 3777, NEWLIN OHM 3801, SPECTRA 3800, BLIND REF 3765,
QUALITY 3770, INNUIT 3795, SAXAPHONE 3778, 4-H 3670, OWN GOAL 3763, and ZURISDAY
3779.