DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/23/2013 Duedate: 12/20/2013
SNOWBOUND ARENA
DM-50 TURN-322
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE BEATLES
OPEN SESAME (199)
(50-3635) [13-4-0,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE BEATLES PIGEON FROM HEL
OPEN SESAME (199) GRAVE DANCERS (411)
(50-3635) [13-4-0,110] (50-3839) [3-0-0,45]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GARUTH HOLM KINGU
MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) MESOPOTAMIA (389)
(50-3769) [11-13-0,55] (50-3575) [10-5-0,68]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LIFE IMPACTS (395)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GRAVE DANCERS (411) 31
2. OPEN SESAME (199) 28 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
3. MESOPOTAMIA (389) 17 Unchartered Team
4. LIFE IMPACTS (395) 16
5. PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 12 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 337 134 6 71.5 1/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 11 4 0
2/ 3 OPEN SESAME (199) 397 245 26 61.8 2/ 5 MESOPOTAMIA (389) 8 4 0
3/ 4 MESOPOTAMIA (389) 40 31 0 56.3 3/ 2 OPEN SESAME (199) 8 5 0
4/ 5 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 143 128 4 52.8 4/ 3*GRAVE DANCERS (411) 8 7 0
5/ 6*GRAVE DANCERS (411) 12 14 0 46.2 5/ 6 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 4 8 0
6/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 301 447 8 40.2 6/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 4 11 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 735): WATSON of SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 737): GHOST of THE UNDEAD (Death Jester, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 705): FRANKIE of SERPENTS HOLD 929 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 731): STOLEYOURSPOT of BASH BROS PARKING (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 734): SLIDE TO HELL of DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 725): PING of G.O.L.G. (?, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 726): NEWT ROCKNE of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 365): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 723): SPIN MCDUECAN of CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 719): FRANK WHITE of B.I.G. (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 716): TORG THUNDERCLAP of BIG LAKE BANDITS (Den, mgr)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 708): SAVAGE BEATING of HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 667): HALFTIME of EPIC RAP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): PAUL of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 321): THE BEATLES of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 598): MEECHAM of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 583): DAISY DAWG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 565): FIFINE GILLY of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 560): KALDAN TEN KARAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 570): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 521): HOPE of TOLBINS LADIES (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 515): DEADLY FORCE of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 507): SERGEANT 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 624): DONKEY HOTAY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 735): QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 737): THE UNDEAD (Death Jester, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 705): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 731): TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 734): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 725): A UNIT (Padre, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 726): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 365): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 723): THE GUILD (Guido, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 719): B.I.G. (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 716): DEMONSPAWN (Zorsea?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 708): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 667): TOLBIN'S X-MEN (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 321): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 598): MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 853): MEDAL OF HONOR B11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 565): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 560): MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 521): TOLBINS LADIES (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 515): FALSE OVERTURES (Guido, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 507): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 624): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 13 DULLENS (turn 704): LITTLE GRAY BIRD of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 731): DUSKBLOOD PUDDING of SHEWISH BURRET (One Armed Bandit)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 733): GOLDEN GLOBE of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 724): GABOGOOL of STORMY'S TROOPERS I (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 723): SPIN MCDUECAN of CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
(turn 362): GENERAL PURPOSE of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 719): BRITISH SEA POWER of COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 716): TORG THUNDERCLAP of BIG LAKE BANDITS (Den, mgr)
(turn 715): KURELLEU ZIEN of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
A TALENT SCOUT of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 339): AURORA MARIE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): PAUL of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
(turn 333): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 564): ZENSU LASAGNA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 558): LORAND TEN SORN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): CARPENTER of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 520): GORAN DJIAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
For those of you wondering, I got my name from Crip's favourite Sesame Street
skit years and years ago, when 4 muppet beatles came on and sang about the letter
'B', which happened to be the letter of the day. In supervising a three year old,
there's a new second place contender as, recently, some plain white 'T' figures came
on signing about themselves to the tune of "Delilah" by the Plain White Tees.
The Beatles
Open Sesame
Duelmaster of Snowbound
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, SNOWBOUND? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. MESOPOTAMIA turned their 4-0-0 turn into
a 2nd place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on
hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, OPEN SESAME,
the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see REMARKABLE WORD win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
REMARKABLE WORD beat GARUTH HOLM and GARUTH HOLM lost 14 points. You're breakin' my
heart. Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster NEFARA challenged this turn. And
if variety is the spice of life, SNOWBOUND may be getting bland, as THE BEATLES stays
top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you
this? You want to know what's new, don't you, SNOWBOUND?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? MESOPOTAMIA was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like OPEN SESAME avoided them the most
this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, GARUTH HOLM was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans. I guess I can give a little credit to PIGEON FROM HEL
of GRAVE DANCERS for challenging up by 25 to HEART OF GLASS. PIGEON FROM HEL won to
get 45 points of recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
What does the SNOWBOUND arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of SNOWBOUND. I feel much better now. I see the crowds
are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BEATLES 3635 13 4 0 110 OPEN SESAME (199)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUALITY 3770 18 6 0 108 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
HAIRY MONSTER 3436 10 5 0 99 OPEN SESAME (199)
NEFARA 3785 10 9 1 96 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-C IS FOR COOKIE 3636 8 7 1 80 OPEN SESAME (199)
REMARKABLE WORD 3669 7 2 0 75 OPEN SESAME (199)
CIRCLE K 3768 16 9 0 72 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
BERT & ERNIE 3648 6 6 1 71 OPEN SESAME (199)
KINGU 3575 10 5 0 68 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIAMAT'S DEMISE 3572 10 5 0 58 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARUTH HOLM 3769 11 13 0 55 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
HEART OF GLASS 3777 11 13 0 54 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
SAXAPHONE 3778 10 12 1 54 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
ZURISDAY 3779 10 11 0 53 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
JENNA KUUL 3761 9 20 0 47 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
SPECTRA 3800 6 9 0 46 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
PIGEON FROM HEL 3839 3 0 0 45 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
GRANDMA MILLER 3831 4 0 0 43 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
CUNEIFORM 3583 7 7 0 36 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EAR WORM 3829 4 0 0 32 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
NEWLIN OHM 3801 6 8 0 26 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANTEX 3813 6 4 0 23 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
NECROSHADE 3810 3 3 0 19 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
BONE PROPHET 3830 2 2 0 15 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
URSULINA TRELL 3832 3 2 0 12 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
OLIVER QUEEN 3825 1 6 0 9 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
BONESCRAPER 3837 2 1 0 7 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
AGONY 3838 0 3 0 3 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MISSING TEETH 3767 6 4 0 BASH BROS HOCKEY 405 BERT & ERNIE 3648 319
PERSONAL ADS
Ursulina -- I am glad I am not YOUR Grandma also. -- Grandma Miller
Kingu -- It is a long, lonely road, so endurance is a virtue. -- Circle K
Hairy Monster -- You are kinda cute once one gets past all that shaggy fur. Perhaps
a shaveandahaircut would help your performance? -- Quality
Heart Of Glass -- I am not at all sure why my manager had me challenge you, but,
unlikely as I thought it might be, I liked the outcome. -- Saxaphone (practicing his
scales using an old slobbery reed)
Oliver Queen -- You were so easy that I even wonder if you have a grandma? -- Grandma
Miller (advertising her "Grandma for hire")
Pigeon From Hel -- Jeez, you are good! You beat me with one hand tied behind your
back and one missing L! -- Cantex (not yet recovered from his L of a headache)
Dang! Them Beatles be number one. I shore lak their oise makin'. Yup. -- smitty
Muh Lifers done gud agin! Yup. Two 'o them 4-1ers inna row. Yowser! -- Smitty
Spectra -- Just how many of them are you? -- Remarkable Word
Garuth Holm -- You do know that you are supposed to attack first, then I confound you
with my musical repertoire. Please get with the program. -- The Beatles
Quality -- We meet again. I'm not a fan of that! -- Hairy Monster
Nefara -- Where's our skills? We were promised skills! -- Bert & Ernie
Bonescraper -- Sorry about the down challenge, mate. You were very good there on the
sand. I'll get the first round of drinks. -- Necroshade
Ursulina -- Y'weres brilliant there on t'sand, y'weres me very own. -- Agony
Cantex -- Wow, you can fight. I gave that match everything I had, and still you came
at me like a mad man. -- Pigeon
Newlin -- Ya'ur good bloke for staying with me at hospital whil'll they patch me up,
and thanks for sharing those chocolate covered grasshoppers. Can I have some more?
-- Bone Prophet
Convicted Thief -- What was that, you're a bit of daft there. -- Ear Worm
Guys -- Thanks for all the fun. -- Lashing Lily
Lily -- Great job, you can run the byday opt for me. O, Bone Prophet tells me that
you are t'one who let the water freeze over the lift down in the basement. Boy,
Necroshade was not happy about carrying me coffin down all those stairs. -- Liam
Kennelworth makes the best Corpse Reviver drink, hands down, mate, and he takes
cheques. -- Liam
Buddy Lee and I may be at the next Turf Wars. Just maybe, o my. -- Liam
We salute those who fought in the summer tourney. -- Jorja and those who walk the
Middle Way
Grandma Miller -- Oh, wow! Peach cobbler? I'm THERE for it. -- Oliver Queen
P.S. I'm glad it's hand-picked. I hate it when people pick the peaches with their
feet, the fruit gets bruised and just doesn't smell as good, either.
Agony -- Maybe if you got a partner, so you could be a paragony, you'd do better? --
Ursulina Trell
The Beatles -- I must be more confused by that fight than the Infirmarians realized,
because I keep imagining that I'm walking through fields of strawberries. The smell
is tempting, but my socks are getting stained. -- Garuth Holm
Cuneiform -- What, was that something important? I thought it was just a mud pie? --
Jenna Kuul
Bone Prophet -- Right: the hip bone connected to the thigh bone, etc, or we all fall
down. I like that kind of prophesy. Simple, straightforward, inarguable. -- Newlin
Ohm
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE BEATLES viciously subdued NEFARA in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
REMARKABLE WORD demolished GARUTH HOLM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SAXAPHONE was viciously subdued by KINGU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
PIGEON FROM HEL outlasted HEART OF GLASS in a 7 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NECROSHADE was vanquished by GRANDMA MILLER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CUNEIFORM beat NEWLIN OHM in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BONESCRAPER outwaited AGONY in a dull 13 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
HAIRY MONSTER viciously subdued CIRCLE K in a popular 2 minute gruesome expert's duel.
QUALITY vanquished BERT & ERNIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TIAMAT'S DEMISE beat SPECTRA in a 1 minute melee.
JENNA KUUL was overpowered by ZURISDAY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLIVER QUEEN was demolished by EAR WORM in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CANTEX unbelievably bested URSULINA TRELL in a exciting 4 minute battle.
BONE PROPHET devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 32 - 24 - 1 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 17 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 26 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 322 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL THE BEATLES 3635 13 4 0 110 OPEN SESAME (199)
AIMED BLOW QUALITY 3770 18 6 0 108 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
STRIKING ATTACK HAIRY MONSTER 3436 10 5 0 99 OPEN SESAME (199)
PARRY-RIPOSTE NEFARA 3785 10 9 1 96 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
LUNGING ATTACK REMARKABLE WORD 3669 7 2 0 75 OPEN SESAME (199)
TOTAL PARRY CIRCLE K 3768 16 9 0 72 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GARUTH HOLM 3769. The most popular warrior this
turn was KINGU 3575. The ten other most popular fighters were HAIRY MONSTER 3436,
URSULINA TRELL 3832, THE BEATLES 3635, NEFARA 3785, REMARKABLE WORD 3669, EAR WORM
3829, CUNEIFORM 3583, AGONY 3838, QUALITY 3770, and TIAMAT'S DEMISE 3572.
The least popular fighter this week was BONESCRAPER 3837. The other ten least
popular fighters were HEART OF GLASS 3777, PIGEON FROM HEL 3839, OLIVER QUEEN 3825,
BERT & ERNIE 3648, NEWLIN OHM 3801, NECROSHADE 3810, CANTEX 3813, JENNA KUUL 3761,
SPECTRA 3800, and CIRCLE K 3768.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CLEVER 2192 (56-37-2) 7 3 0 RANDOM BLADES
TRASH CAN 3403 (27-12-4) 0 2 0 OPEN SESAME
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
INNUIT 3795 (1-2-0) 0 2 0 WORLD BLADES 12
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PATTY MURPHY 3790 (2-0-1) 0 2 0 KILL OR BE KILT
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CRUSHING BELIAL 3840 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 MESOPOTAMIA
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DECEON RAIN 883 (16-9-0) 10 3 1 KAOS
GROVER 2541 (15-10-2) 0 2 0 OPEN SESAME
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OSCAR THE GROUCH 1587 (2-1-0) 6 3 0 OPEN SESAME
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FAUSTICA 3563 (4-0-0) 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES II
MISSING TEETH 3767 (6-4-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS HOCKEY
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAN BEAR PIG 3781 (1-1-1) 0 2 0 SCISSOR ME TIMBER
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office. There
often was, but surely not now? Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today,
frowned at them.
A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter. "I want a
name-change," he said. "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling
Eyeball'? My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him. "And I am really tired of
being known as 'DA Bait'." She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood. "I'd
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and
dangerous.
Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success. He raised his
voice, too. "We'll do it! A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork
lined up! Two or three months, maybe--"
The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
"No, listen! The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything
straight. You've got to be patient. It WILL happen!"
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI