DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/18/2014 Duedate: 02/14/2014
SNOWBOUND ARENA
DM-50 TURN-324
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
QUALITY
LIFE IMPACTS (395)
(50-3770) [20-6-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
QUALITY WILLIAM WALLACE
LIFE IMPACTS (395) KILL OR BE KILT (408)
(50-3770) [20-6-0,122] (50-3788) [4-0-0,38]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GARUTH HOLM GRANDMA MILLER
MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) LIFE IMPACTS (395)
(50-3769) [12-14-0,55] (50-3831) [5-1-0,55]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MESOPOTAMIA (389)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MESOPOTAMIA (389) 23
2. LIFE IMPACTS (395) 20 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
3. KILL OR BE KILT (408) 19 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 8
5. OPEN SESAME (199) 0 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 343 138 6 71.3 1/ 1 MESOPOTAMIA (389) 13 0 0
2- 2 OPEN SESAME (199) 398 247 26 61.7 2/ 2 LIFE IMPACTS (395) 9 6 0
3/ 4 MESOPOTAMIA (389) 49 31 0 61.3 3/ 7*KILL OR BE KILT (408) 6 4 0
4/ 3*KILL OR BE KILT (408) 12 8 2 60.0 4/ 5 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 6 6 0
5/ 5 PUBLIC ENEMY (24) 148 131 4 53.0 5- 4 OPEN SESAME (199) 4 3 0
6- 6*GRAVE DANCERS (411) 13 18 0 41.9 6- 3*GRAVE DANCERS (411) 4 6 0
7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 304 454 8 40.1 7/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 3 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 367): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 272): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 269): PUNGENT STENCH of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 367): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): TOLBINS HIVE A (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 272): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 269): FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Finally! I have made it to the peak. I AM Duelmaster. Finally. It is a good
and proud feeling, and one I may remember forever.
Indeed, I am only two political points away from graduation to Lord
protectorship. One more top level fight! I truly look forward to that graduation.
But, oh, no! My manager, Smitty, has placed me in peril! I am to fight at the
Champions level in the Tempe Face-To-Face! What if I get killed? Champions are
brutal, I hear. And, and, then I would not graduate and add another graduate to The
Consortium-near-1000 list. Oh, no!
But I will give it my all. If you see me here next round, I will probably be
graduating. If not, well, it was a good ride.
May your New Year fill you and yours with blessings and joy.
Quality, Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
SNOWBOUND brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. KILL OR BE KILT turned their 3-2-0
turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you
get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see CUNEIFORM win a
fight and gain 12 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, GARUTH HOLM beat SPECTRA and SPECTRA
lost 5 points. You're breakin' my heart. Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster
NEFARA challenged this turn. And if variety is the spice of life, SNOWBOUND may be
getting bland, as QUALITY stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks
and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? MESOPOTAMIA was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was LIFE IMPACTS. Ha ha ha ha! SAXAPHONE was
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or
feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for SNOWBOUND's
morgue. More variety. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate
catches up with you sooner that later?
What does the SNOWBOUND arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUALITY 3770 20 6 0 122 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE BEATLES 3635 13 4 0 110 OPEN SESAME (199)
NEFARA 3785 11 10 1 94 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
-KINGU 3575 11 5 0 92 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAIRY MONSTER 3436 10 6 0 86 OPEN SESAME (199)
-REMARKABLE WORD 3669 8 2 0 85 OPEN SESAME (199)
-C IS FOR COOKIE 3636 8 7 1 80 OPEN SESAME (199)
-BERT & ERNIE 3648 6 7 1 76 OPEN SESAME (199)
CIRCLE K 3768 17 10 0 72 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
ZURISDAY 3779 12 11 0 71 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
TIAMAT'S DEMISE 3572 12 5 0 69 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
HEART OF GLASS 3777 13 13 0 67 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUNEIFORM 3583 9 7 0 60 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
JENNA KUUL 3761 10 21 0 58 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARUTH HOLM 3769 12 14 0 55 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
GRANDMA MILLER 3831 5 1 0 55 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
SAXAPHONE 3778 10 14 1 49 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
WILLIAM WALLACE 3788 4 0 0 38 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
-PIGEON FROM HEL 3839 3 1 0 35 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANTEX 3813 8 4 0 33 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
SPECTRA 3800 6 11 0 31 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
PATTY MURPHY 3790 4 0 1 31 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
NEWLIN OHM 3801 6 10 0 28 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
URSULINA TRELL 3832 4 3 0 25 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EAR WORM 3829 4 1 0 23 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
-BONE PROPHET 3830 3 2 0 21 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
-NECROSHADE 3810 3 4 0 19 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
BONESCRAPER 3837 4 1 0 15 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
CRUSHING BELIAL 3840 2 0 0 14 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
ROBERT THE BRUCE 3787 1 3 0 14 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
OLIVER QUEEN 3825 1 8 0 11 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CONNOR MCLEOD 3789 2 2 0 8 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
ROB ROY 3791 1 3 1 7 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
-AGONY 3838 0 4 0 4 GRAVE DANCERS (411)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Uh, Mesop-whatever, yuh got a gol dern biggun pint gain there. Yup. Wow! -- Smitty,
Life Impacts
Nefara -- I do believe you showed me who was boss. Kudos. -- Circle K
Pigeon From Hel -- Take that you dung-dropping little bird! Now go roost on somebody
else's roof, you hear? -- Grandma Miller
Heart Of Glass -- You made my reed break, you dog! -- Saxaphone
Necroshade -- To the victor (me) goes the spoils, but in your case, you can keep your
own dirty, smelly spoils. -- Cantex
Bert -- Close, close, close. You and Ernie will simply have to wait. -- Quality
Me 'n mah Lifers be hopin' yer all has a good'n New Year. Yeah! -- Smitty, Life
Impacts
Cuneiform -- Amazing! Two parries! -- Newlin Ohm
P.S. What did you make them out of? Clay?
Bone Prophet -- Newt Kabobs! With garlic and jalapenos. Yeah. -- Newlin Ohm
Bonescraper -- I didn't realize you planned on scraping MY bones. Ouch! -- Oliver
Queen
Tiamat's Demise -- That's bad, very bad. Yes, the chthonic forces need to be
harnessed, guided, but they should not be abridged. -- Garuth Holm
Spectra -- You're an enemy? I would never have guessed. -- Jenna Kuul
Patty Murphy -- It's the kilt. They give me a grue. -- Newlin Ohm
P.S. Especially in the winter.
Embezzling Scribes, bah. I'd eat 'em for breakfast, but they're too greasy. --
Ursulina Trell
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
QUALITY devastated NEFARA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
WILLIAM WALLACE vanquished NEWLIN OHM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CANTEX subdued URSULINA TRELL in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
CRUSHING BELIAL bested ROB ROY in a 1 minute gory novice's Challenge contest.
CIRCLE K luckily beat CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a unpopular 14 minute competition.
TIAMAT'S DEMISE won victory over JENNA KUUL in a 2 minute fight.
ZURISDAY devastated SAXAPHONE in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
HEART OF GLASS luckily beat GRANDMA MILLER in a action packed 3 minute uneven melee.
SPECTRA was vanquished by GARUTH HOLM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CUNEIFORM vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
PATTY MURPHY overcame OLIVER QUEEN in a popular 1 minute bout.
CONNOR MCLEOD was outlasted by BONESCRAPER in a unpopular 9 minute amateur's match.
ROBERT THE BRUCE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 15 - 0 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 1 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 29 - 27 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 18 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 29 - 0 46 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 9 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 324 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW QUALITY 3770 20 6 0 122 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
PARRY-RIPOSTE NEFARA 3785 11 10 1 94 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
TOTAL PARRY CIRCLE K 3768 17 10 0 72 LIFE IMPACTS (395)
STRIKING ATTACK ZURISDAY 3779 12 11 0 71 PUBLIC ENEMY (24)
WALL OF STEEL TIAMAT'S DEMISE 3572 12 5 0 69 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
SLASHING ATTACK WILLIAM WALLACE 3788 4 0 0 38 KILL OR BE KILT (408)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GARUTH HOLM 3769. The most popular warrior this
turn was GRANDMA MILLER 3831. The ten other most popular fighters were URSULINA
TRELL 3832, JENNA KUUL 3761, ZURISDAY 3779, CUNEIFORM 3583, QUALITY 3770, CRUSHING
BELIAL 3840, HEART OF GLASS 3777, PATTY MURPHY 3790, TIAMAT'S DEMISE 3572, and
WILLIAM WALLACE 3788.
The least popular fighter this week was CIRCLE K 3768. The other ten least popular
fighters were BONESCRAPER 3837, CONNOR MCLEOD 3789, ROBERT THE BRUCE 3787, SPECTRA
3800, ROB ROY 3791, CANTEX 3813, NEWLIN OHM 3801, NEFARA 3785, OLIVER QUEEN 3825, and
GARUTH HOLM 3769.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
QUALITY (50-3770) LIFE IMPACTS (395)