DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/20/2014 Duedate: 01/16/2015
SNOWBOUND ARENA
DM-50 TURN-336
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TIAMAT'S DEMISE
MESOPOTAMIA (389)
(50-3572) [20-9-0,100]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TIAMAT'S DEMISE POSITION IS EMPTY
MESOPOTAMIA (389)
(50-3572) [20-9-0,100]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JENNA KUUL NEWLIN OHM
MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
(50-3761) [13-30-0,86] (50-3801) [10-18-0,63]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MESOPOTAMIA (389)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 27
2. MESOPOTAMIA (389) 5 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
3. OPEN SESAME (199) 0 Unchartered Team
4. COSMIC FARCE (414) 0
5. BASH BROS HOCKEY (405) 0 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2 OPEN SESAME (199) 412 257 26 61.6 1/ 1 MESOPOTAMIA (389) 7 7 1
2/ 3 MESOPOTAMIA (389) 83 56 2 59.7 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 7 8 0
3- 4*COSMIC FARCE (414) 8 6 0 57.1 3- 3 OPEN SESAME (199) 5 3 0
4- 6 BASH BROS HOCKEY (405) 21 18 1 53.8 4- 5*COSMIC FARCE (414) 2 0 0
5/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368) 327 491 8 40.0 5- 6 BASH BROS HOCKEY (405) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of SNOWBOUND. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Practice pays for
NEWLIN OHM, who pummelled BONESCRAPER, to pocket 18 points. A certain someone should
cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 11 points to NEWLIN OHM.
(Discrete enough, BONESCRAPER?) Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were
disappointed by JENNA KUUL, of MIDDLE WAY 6, who despite a 13-30-0 couldn't overcome
SNOWBOUND's Number 1. Word has it one team in SNOWBOUND is taking speech lessons to
try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of OPEN SESAME, alone and unchallenged. Like a
pup with its tail between its legs, MESOPOTAMIA scurried away from OPEN SESAME. Oh,
the shame!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Forgive and forget is not my motto. Take heed, LIFE IMPACTS, as BOOKS' death
remains unavenged. Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be
wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! As the seasons change, and the creatures of the
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. SNOWBOUND, I leave
you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Victory Tavern. 'Til next
time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIAMAT'S DEMISE 3572 20 9 0 100 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARUTH HOLM 3769 20 18 0 96 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JENNA KUUL 3761 13 30 0 86 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CUNEIFORM 3583 14 14 0 85 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
-C IS FOR COOKIE 3636 10 10 1 82 OPEN SESAME (199)
CRUSHING BELIAL 3840 10 4 1 68 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
-BERT & ERNIE 3648 9 10 1 68 OPEN SESAME (199)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-REMARKABLE WORD 3669 8 4 0 65 OPEN SESAME (199)
NEWLIN OHM 3801 10 18 0 63 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
-FREEDOM FRIES 3845 4 1 0 61 COSMIC FARCE (414)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLIND REF 3765 8 5 0 55 BASH BROS HOCKEY (405)
BONESCRAPER 3837 12 5 0 45 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
-NK POWER 3847 3 2 0 44 COSMIC FARCE (414)
URSULINA TRELL 3832 9 10 0 37 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLOGG 3863 2 0 0 31 OPEN SESAME (199)
OLIVER QUEEN 3825 4 17 0 29 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIFE AFTER DEATH 3867 1 0 1 14 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
-GOD 3848 1 1 0 13 COSMIC FARCE (414)
-SNUFFY 3865 1 0 0 13 OPEN SESAME (199)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KARNHORN DESERTE 0 0 0 LIFE AFTER DEATH 3867 336 NONE
BOOKS 3849 3 1 1 LIFE IMPACTS 395 CRUSHING BELIAL 3840 332 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Blind Ref -- But Cuneiform should have been EASY for you! That's stuff you can read
with your fingertips. -- Newlin Ohm
We salute the participants in the two most recent tourneys. -- Jorja and those who
walk the Middle Way
And in a typical reversal, we went one-four this time. We aren't any of us suprised.
-- Garuth Holm
P.S. And, of course, no standbys for us.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TIAMAT'S DEMISE bested JENNA KUUL in a action packed 1 minute master's Title fight.
CUNEIFORM was subdued by GARUTH HOLM in a popular 1 minute veteran's melee.
CRUSHING BELIAL vanquished URSULINA TRELL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BONESCRAPER was defeated by NEWLIN OHM in a exciting 4 minute bloody fight.
OLIVER QUEEN was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIFE AFTER DEATH butchered KARNHORN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 11 - 0 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 16 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 28 - 3 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 19 - 0 51 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 18 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 336 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL TIAMAT'S DEMISE 3572 20 9 0 100 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
STRIKING ATTACK GARUTH HOLM 3769 20 18 0 96 MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
BASHING ATTACK CRUSHING BELIAL 3840 10 4 1 68 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
TOTAL PARRY BONESCRAPER 3837 12 5 0 45 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JENNA KUUL 3761. The most popular warrior this turn
was NEWLIN OHM 3801. The ten other most popular fighters were JENNA KUUL 3761,
GARUTH HOLM 3769, TIAMAT'S DEMISE 3572, CUNEIFORM 3583, CRUSHING BELIAL 3840, LIFE
AFTER DEATH 3867, URSULINA TRELL 3832, BONESCRAPER 3837, OLIVER QUEEN 3825, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was OLIVER QUEEN 3825. The other ten least
popular fighters were BONESCRAPER 3837, URSULINA TRELL 3832, LIFE AFTER DEATH 3867,
CRUSHING BELIAL 3840, CUNEIFORM 3583, TIAMAT'S DEMISE 3572, GARUTH HOLM 3769, JENNA
KUUL 3761, NEWLIN OHM 3801, and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GARUTH HOLM (50-3769) MIDDLE WAY 6 (368)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
CHARGING BUFFALO (11-5764) TRIBAL COUNCIL (518)
PHOTON (18-3292) MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
YOURBAGD FOREVER (47-6968) THE OPERA (613)
TERRY SEYMOUR (74-4284) MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
SHADIS (77-174) RESCUE (48)
VANNA WHITE (82-39213) SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
BANALADAR (82-37977) SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 (6306)
ANNIE DUKE (82-49334) HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (8302)
SLICK BILLY (82-49457) POLITICALY INCORRECT (8320)
PRIVATE 28 (84-3780) MEDAL OF HONOR L2 (736)
GIAN CHILD (84-8531) SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)
LEBRON LEAVING (84-15536) WHY I WORRY (2744)
FOREST MOON (84-20784) STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
GRIMLOUNGE (84-25308) THE BLACK WIND (4494)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.