DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/12/2016 Duedate: 04/08/2016
SNOWBOUND ARENA
DM-50 TURN-352
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BERT & ERNIE
OPEN SESAME (199)
(50-3648) [14-14-1,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BERT & ERNIE TRAGICOMIX
OPEN SESAME (199) WHAT GAUL! (422)
(50-3648) [14-14-1,111] (50-3920) [4-0-2,62]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
C IS FOR COOKIE VITALSTATISTIX
OPEN SESAME (199) WHAT GAUL! (422)
(50-3636) [14-15-3,106] (50-3917) [3-1-0,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OPEN SESAME (199)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WHAT GAUL! (422) 33
2. OPEN SESAME (199) 16 OPEN SESAME (199)
3. BOOK OF THOMAS (421) 7 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS SPORTS (405) 2
5. MESOPOTAMIA (389) 0 WHAT GAUL! (422)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*WHAT GAUL! (422) 15 4 2 78.9 1/ 2 OPEN SESAME (199) 13 2 4
2/ 2 OPEN SESAME (199) 442 272 31 61.9 2/ 1*WHAT GAUL! (422) 11 3 2
3- 4 MESOPOTAMIA (389) 118 91 4 56.5 3/ 3*BOOK OF THOMAS (421) 7 5 0
4/ 6*BOOK OF THOMAS (421) 13 14 0 48.1 4/ 5 BASH BROS SPORTS (405) 3 7 0
5/ 5 BASH BROS SPORTS (405) 35 44 1 44.3 5- 6 MESOPOTAMIA (389) 1 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in SNOWBOUND a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. It seems the training can make the
difference, as WHAT GAUL! is pushed out of top team by OPEN SESAME, who came from 2nd
with a 5-0-2 this turn. And let's see, UNPATRIOTIX fought WHITER SHADE and gained 15
points and contributed to WHAT GAUL!'s 4-1-1. WHITER SHADE has lost to UNPATRIOTIX,
falling 8 points, while helping make BOOK OF THOMAS a 2-1-0 turn. This week's
Duelmaster bout was between ICEWORM and our Duelmaster REMARKABLE WORD, making a Dark
Arena Challenge. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and REMARKABLE
WORD remains SNOWBOUND's top warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a rumor
for me? I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Victory
Tavern until they win. Maybe?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the MESOPOTAMIA stable
was the most avoided team this turn. Come on SNOWBOUND, what are you afraid of? And
guess who avoided MESOPOTAMIA stable the most? Believe it or not, it was OPEN
SESAME. Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that BLOGG from OPEN
SESAME was SNOWBOUND's most challenged warrior this turn.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. The grave that OPEN SESAME had dug for REMARKABLE WORD may yet be filled
with the body of ICEWORM. Seldom are the likes of this to be seen. REMARKABLE WORD
lives still! Is it really true that SNOWBOUND has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BERT & ERNIE 3648 14 14 1 111 OPEN SESAME (199)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
C IS FOR COOKIE 3636 14 15 3 106 OPEN SESAME (199)
SNUFFY 3865 9 1 1 95 OPEN SESAME (199)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BONESCRAPER 3837 24 7 0 87 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
-CRUSHING BELIAL 3840 17 11 2 73 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRAGICOMIX 3920 4 0 2 62 WHAT GAUL! (422)
BLOGG 3863 7 4 1 61 OPEN SESAME (199)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THERMOSTATIX 3919 3 1 0 37 WHAT GAUL! (422)
VITALSTATISTIX 3917 3 1 0 36 WHAT GAUL! (422)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COLD WEATHER 3883 2 1 0 28 BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
CACTUS JACK 3916 4 2 0 24 BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NERGAL'S FURY 3885 5 7 1 23 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
SLUSHY ICE 3895 4 9 0 21 BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
UNPATRIOTIX 3943 1 0 0 15 WHAT GAUL! (422)
-DEAD GODS 4SALE 3911 3 3 0 12 MESOPOTAMIA (389)
-STONE BEARD 3922 1 3 0 12 BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
METALLURGIX 3937 2 0 0 10 WHAT GAUL! (422)
WHITER SHADE 3935 2 2 0 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
GENTLE SPIRIT 3944 1 0 0 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
REGULAR SEASON 3894 0 2 0 8 BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
EXTRA LONG SHIFT 3836 0 2 0 6 BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED ORC 0 0 0 TRAGICOMIX 3920 352 NONE
M. CHARDINEE 0 0 0 C IS FOR COOKIE 3636 352 NONE
DAISY CHAIN 3914 1 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 421 NERGAL'S FURY 3885 348 REVENGED
DAPPER DAN 3915 4 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 421 TRAGICOMIX 3920 351
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CUNEIFORM 3583 18 24 0 MESOPOTAMIA 389 C IS FOR COOKIE 3636 351
DIAGNOSTIX 3918 2 1 0 WHAT GAUL! 422 BLOGG 3863 351
PERSONAL ADS
Name Change Alert: The Bash Bros Hockey franchise has expanded to cover all sports.
The existing warriors will continue to represent hockey! -- Assur
Papaiz -- I'll gladly take a loss for one of my good warriors to give a win to one to
one of my 'more special' warriors -- Assur
Max -- You on the other hand, owe me one! -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
REMARKABLE WORD viciously butchered ICEWORM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THERMOSTATIX was subdued by BLOGG in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran Bloodfeud melee.
REGULAR SEASON was devastated by CACTUS JACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SNUFFY subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute competition.
BERT & ERNIE devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
C IS FOR COOKIE butchered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TRAGICOMIX easily killed CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VITALSTATISTIX viciously subdued SLUSHY ICE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
EXTRA LONG SHIFT was luckily beaten by METALLURGIX in a 5 minute gory beginner's duel.
WHITER SHADE was defeated by UNPATRIOTIX in a popular 1 minute beginner's match.
GENTLE SPIRIT defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 4 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 9 - 3 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 14 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 21 - 14 - 2 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 29 - 3 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 352 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SNUFFY 3865 9 1 1 95 OPEN SESAME (199)
AIMED BLOW TRAGICOMIX 3920 4 0 2 62 WHAT GAUL! (422)
BASHING ATTACK BLOGG 3863 7 4 1 61 OPEN SESAME (199)
PARRY-RIPOSTE THERMOSTATIX 3919 3 1 0 37 WHAT GAUL! (422)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is C IS FOR COOKIE 3636. The most popular warrior this
turn was VITALSTATISTIX 3917. The ten other most popular fighters were BLOGG 3863,
EXTRA LONG SHIFT 3836, SNUFFY 3865, UNPATRIOTIX 3943, CACTUS JACK 3916, BERT & ERNIE
3648, THERMOSTATIX 3919, C IS FOR COOKIE 3636, TRAGICOMIX 3920, and WHITER SHADE
3935.
The least popular fighter this week was GENTLE SPIRIT 3944. The other ten least
popular fighters were METALLURGIX 3937, SLUSHY ICE 3895, REGULAR SEASON 3894, WHITER
SHADE 3935, TRAGICOMIX 3920, C IS FOR COOKIE 3636, THERMOSTATIX 3919, BERT & ERNIE
3648, CACTUS JACK 3916, and UNPATRIOTIX 3943.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
C IS FOR COOKIE (50-3636) OPEN SESAME (199)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
REMARKABLE WORD (50-3669) OPEN SESAME (199)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN (610)
THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (345)
HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29 (7305)
SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)
SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D (7689)
COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M (8157)
POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR (1021)
RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS (2304)
ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE (461)
CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)
SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV (4884)
PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741)
T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)
ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)
STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (3373)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes