DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/19/2017    Duedate: 06/15/2017

SNOWBOUND ARENA

DM-50    TURN-366

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COLD WEATHER
BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
(50-3883) [8-3-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COLD WEATHER                   GREY WORM
BASH BROS SPORTS (405)         GOT BLOOD? (427)
(50-3883) [8-3-0,104]          (50-3967) [1-0-0,16]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COLD WEATHER                   DISTURBIA
BASH BROS SPORTS (405)         BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
(50-3883) [8-3-0,104]          (50-3964) [1-3-1,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SPORTS (405)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOT BLOOD? (427)            58
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (421)        53      BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
3. BASH BROS SPORTS (405)      13      Unchartered Team
4. MESOPOTAMIA (389)            0
                                       GOT BLOOD? (427)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*GOT BLOOD? (427)           4   1  0 80.0   1/ 2 BASH BROS SPORTS (405)    9  5 0
 2- 1 MESOPOTAMIA (389)        131  93  5 58.5   2- 1 MESOPOTAMIA (389)         8  2 0
 3/ 2 BASH BROS SPORTS (405)    68  72  1 48.6   3/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (421)      6  9 1
 4/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (421)      40  48  4 45.5   4/ 0*GOT BLOOD? (427)          4  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt SNOWBOUND will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as MESOPOTAMIA is pushed out of top team by BASH BROS SPORTS, who came 
from 2nd with a 4-1-0 this turn.  The BOOK OF THOMAS guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and 
deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can 
lead.  On their very first turn, GOT BLOOD? had a 4-1-0, and with this kind of luck 
or skill, should do well.  Welcome to SNOWBOUND.  And let's see, WHITER SHADE fought 
DANGEROUS CRIMINAL and gained 16 points and contributed to BOOK OF THOMAS' 4-1-0.  
REGULAR SEASON has lost to KHALHUMS DWARF, falling 4 points, while helping make BASH 
BROS SPORTS a 4-1-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, 
BONESCRAPER has lost the title of Duelmaster.  We should ask COLD WEATHER about the 
thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the 
one to ask.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources 
that The Victory Tavern uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the MESOPOTAMIA stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on SNOWBOUND, what are you afraid of?  And guess who 
avoided MESOPOTAMIA stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was BASH BROS SPORTS.  
Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that SLUSHY ICE from BASH BROS 
SPORTS was SNOWBOUND's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Kudos go out to SLUSHY ICE this turn, for revenging BASH BROS SPORTS' 
bloodfeud against BOOK OF THOMAS' warrior DISTURBIA.  Well done.  Is it really true 
that SNOWBOUND has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd 
ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in SNOWBOUND again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLD WEATHER 3883             8   3  0   104       BASH BROS SPORTS (405)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BONESCRAPER 3837             27   7  0    96       MESOPOTAMIA (389)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXTRA LONG SHIFT 3836         9   7  0    86       BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
-CRUSHING BELIAL 3840         19  12  2    83       MESOPOTAMIA (389)
 REGULAR SEASON 3894          10   6  0    80       BASH BROS SPORTS (405)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITER SHADE 3935             9   8  1    54       BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
-NERGAL'S FURY 3885            8   7  1    51       MESOPOTAMIA (389)
 SLUSHY ICE 3895              10  17  0    50       BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
 MARBLE MOUTH 3940             5   5  0    49       BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
 VERTICAL 3961                 4   3  1    47       BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
 CACTUS JACK 3916              9  10  1    44       BOOK OF THOMAS (421)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEAD GODS 4SALE 3911          5   4  0    24       MESOPOTAMIA (389)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZAQAR 3941                    3   0  1    23       MESOPOTAMIA (389)
 GREY WORM 3967                1   0  0    16       GOT BLOOD? (427)
 THE MOUNTAIN 3969             1   0  0    15       GOT BLOOD? (427)
 STORMBORN 3968                1   0  0    13       GOT BLOOD? (427)
 RED WOMAN 3966                1   0  0    13       GOT BLOOD? (427)
 DISTURBIA 3964                1   3  1    12       BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
 POOR SPORTSMANSHIP 3971       1   0  0     6       BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
 THE HOUND 3970                0   1  0     1       GOT BLOOD? (427)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OFF SEASON 3962         0  2 0 BASH BROS SPORTS 405 DISTURBIA 3964        363  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLUSHY ICE devastated DISTURBIA in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
COLD WEATHER vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
EXTRA LONG SHIFT won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
REGULAR SEASON was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal fight.
MARBLE MOUTH devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
CACTUS JACK beat CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute master vs. novice brawl.
WHITER SHADE handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
VERTICAL vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RED WOMAN vanquished KARNHORN DESERTER in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
GREY WORM defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's match.
STORMBORN overpowered KARNHORN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE MOUNTAIN demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE HOUND was bested by POOR SPORTSMANSHIP in a 1 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   4 -  2      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  2      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 366 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  COLD WEATHER 3883           8   3  0  104 BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
BASHING ATTACK   EXTRA LONG SHIFT 3836       9   7  0   86 BASH BROS SPORTS (405)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WHITER SHADE 3935           9   8  1   54 BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
SLASHING ATTACK  VERTICAL 3961               4   3  1   47 BOOK OF THOMAS (421)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COLD WEATHER 3883.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DISTURBIA 3964.  The ten other most popular fighters were COLD WEATHER 3883, 
EXTRA LONG SHIFT 3836, MARBLE MOUTH 3940, REGULAR SEASON 3894, CACTUS JACK 3916, 
VERTICAL 3961, GREY WORM 3967, POOR SPORTSMANSHIP 3971, WHITER SHADE 3935, and 
STORMBORN 3968.

The least popular fighter this week was THE HOUND 3970.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE MOUNTAIN 3969, RED WOMAN 3966, SLUSHY ICE 3895, STORMBORN 3968, 
WHITER SHADE 3935, POOR SPORTSMANSHIP 3971, GREY WORM 3967, VERTICAL 3961, CACTUS 
JACK 3916, and REGULAR SEASON 3894.

                     PAYMENTS BY CHECK AND MONEY ORDER -- CHANGE

Please note that because of new bank regulations, we can no longer accept any check or 
money order drawn off a non-US bank, even if it is in US Funds.  We were just informed 
by our bank that the fee to process these checks is $40, which is crazy high!

Many apologies to our foreign players, but you will need to either get a check from a 
US bank (Chase, Citigroup, etc.) or pay via credit card.  

  Armsilbar liked being Master of the Stronghold Academy, all except for one part.

He had to talk to Sheila Greywand at least once a week, usually oftener.  She was 
getting more erratic.  More chaotic.  That would be the effect of the Grey Wand.  It 
was a powerful chaotic artifact, and she kept it with her always.  She had turned his 
predecessor into a frog--or 164 frogs--and then summoned all the members of the 
Academy to a frog-leg dinner.  That had been, ah, bad.  Yes, very bad.
     But here he was entering her chambers.  With, well, it couldn't be called GOOD 
news.  And the look she turned on him--she was in an orcish mood today, all scowling 
black brows and bared fangs--that made him nervous.  But some things had to be done.  
He cleared his throat, which seemed to have a frog in it, and said, "It's about the 
next tourney prize, Lady.  I know it's more than two months away, but this isn't too 
soon to start thinking of some new, exciting prize--"
     "I have no intention of thinking about 'new, exciting prizes'," she snapped.  Or 
was that a snarl?  "These managers are getting above themselves.  They act like I 
created the arena system for their amusement!  There will be one standard prize for 
all the tourneys.  Just one."
     He had a horrible vision of all the managers walking out in a mass.  Perhaps it 
wouldn't be that bad, but it wouldn't be good.  And if he said the wrong thing, well, 
the next frog-leg dinner might be him. "Er, ah, perhaps a specific prize for each 
tourney--a spring prize, a summer prize, and so on?  The managers expect--"
     She exploded.  A literal explosion, the force of the blast blew his hair off.  
She said several things in an obsolete dialect of orcish.  He stepped backward, then 
again.  The blast had blown the door open behind him.  If he could make it out before 
something else happened--
     "Ribbit!  Ribbit!"