DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/25/2006    Duedate: 05/22/2006

FRATSFA ARENA

DM-52    TURN-217

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

INSOLENT IRIS
FLOWER GIRLS (189)
(52-3323) [21-7-0,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

INSOLENT IRIS                  ARMED RESPONSE
FLOWER GIRLS (189)             HOPLITES (376)
(52-3323) [21-7-0,143]         (52-3683) [5-1-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PANDEMIC                       ATHLETE'S FOOT
DARK RAIDERS (78)              OTTO'S PARTS (150)
(52-3319) [10-18-0,76]         (52-3678) [5-4-1,21]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOPLITES (376)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FLOWER GIRLS (189)          63
2. HOPLITES (376)              35      FLOWER GIRLS (189)
3. BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)       35      Unchartered Team
4. DARK DRAGONS (378)          32
5. BLEAK LEGION (364)          27      HOPLITES (376)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HOPLITES (376)            22   8  1 73.3   1/ 5*HOPLITES (376)           13  2 1
 2/ 2 FLOWER GIRLS (189)       407 249 10 62.0   2/ 2 ASSASSIN NATION (186)    12  3 1
 3/ 3 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)     36  25  2 59.0   3/ 3 OTTO'S PARTS (150)       10  5 1
 4/ 4 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)      37  32  1 53.6   4/ 6 FLOWER GIRLS (189)       10  5 0
 5/ 8 OTTO'S PARTS (150)       253 239 13 51.4   5/ 4 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)    10  5 0
 6/ 5 ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)       30  29  4 50.8   6/ 1 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)      8  7 1
 7/ 6*BRONZE KNIGHTS (362)      20  20  4 50.0   7/ 8*DIVINE DUELISTS (381)     7  8 0
 8-10 PIECES OF EIGHT (112)    116 121 18 48.9   8/ 7*BRONZE KNIGHTS (362)      7  8 0
 9/ 7 SITTEES (359)             19  20  1 48.7   9/ 9 DARK RAIDERS (78)         6  9 0
10/11 ASSASSIN NATION (186)    166 175 27 48.7  10-10 PIECES OF EIGHT (112)     4  1 1
11/13 DARK RAIDERS (78)        152 173  7 46.8  11/13 SITTEES (359)             4  5 0
12/ 0*FORCE OF FIVE (367)       11  14  0 44.0  12/11 BLEAK LEGION (364)        4  6 2
13/12*DIVINE DUELISTS (381)      8  12  0 40.0  13/15*DARK DRAGONS (378)        4  9 2
14-14*BLACK KNIGHTS 2 (363)      4   6  0 40.0  14/14 ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)       3 10 0
15/15 SPRINGBORNE FAIR (305)    50  79  3 38.8  15/12 SPRINGBORNE FAIR (305)    2 13 0
16/16 BLEAK LEGION (364)        16  38  4 29.6  16-16*BLACK KNIGHTS 2 (363)     1  4 0
17/17*DARK DRAGONS (378)         8  19  2 29.6  17/ 0*FORCE OF FIVE (367)       1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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     The mood was festive in the Desolate Empire fortress.  Leaving their private
guildhouses in the care of underlings, the Dark Knights sat laughing and joking.
They were celebrating the return of Dark Knight Goat from his mission.  He sat
slumped at the Dark Table, trying to regain some energy after an all night visit to
The Flower Shoppe, courtesy of the other Dark Knights.
     "I still don't understand why they like him more than me," complained Dok Sik.
"He is called Goat for a reason.  I always get the cold shoulder!"
     "Well, the girls are probably scared of catching every venereal disease
possible, which might slow down business," shot back Goat with a laugh.
     "I know I enjoyed myself immensely.  That's the first time I've experienced
women in a mortal body in more than a millenium," said Osiris.
     The other Dark Knights paused.  They were still uncomfortable with Osiris.
Together, they were trying to find a way to free Wasby from the grasp of the
resurrected god.
     "What?" asked Osiris. "You would think none of you had ever been a thousand year
virgin!"
     The other Dark Knights laughed, the ice broken.  They resumed passing around the
pipe filled with what Goat had brought back from his travels.
     "Well, we're all here now," said the smiling Heathen.  "Now is the time for us
to set in motion our rise to power!"
     "An excellent idea.  We must continue to build the Empire into the greatest and
most feared of all superpowers!" Toker replied while banging the table.
     With that, the Dark Knights called their aides to send for the Commanders of the
Desolate Forces, the chosen champions from each Dark Knight's guild.  The Knights sat
long into the next day plotting the Empire's future, together making decisions that
would set the course for the ascension of the Desolate Empire.

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                                   Questers Info!

     We had some excitement this last turn.  Lady Fern and her Flower Girls managed
to pass Heathen up and take first place.  I'm just wondering if it was all the
special favors your establishment was pouring on Fratsfa's Quest for the Best contest
leader.  Did you wear them out?  Whatever it was, all eyes are on you now!
     Heathen beat Crip out of second place in his fall by win percentage.  As you all
will most definitely see, both have 78 points.  Le Pentarque and his Blood & Guts!
stable is catching up.  He's down a mere six points from first place.  Ghab made a
push this turn and gained 14 points by way of his 5-0.  Impressive!  Toker (me)
gained one place and moved up from seventh to sixth.  Another 5-0-1 and still not
making much headway.  Fangthayne is close on my heels yet again.  Wasby had a good
turn to only end up gaining two points and to keep a grasp on ninth place.
     I hope everyone comments on Ghab's recommendations for the next running of our
Quest. I liked a lot of his ideas.  Let's see what everyone can come up with.  I want
to attract the best of the best and all who aspire to be the best for the next
running!  Enjoy!
                              Toker, Q.B. #1, co-host

     Place shows this turn's place first, followed by last turn's place.  (TF) is for
total fights in the contest to qualify for the "Stable Stamina" Award, (LT) is for
last turn's score, (TT) is for this turn's score, and (TL) is for total score.

Place  Team/#/Mgr.                                    TF   LT   TT  (TL)
1/2    Flower Girls (189), Lady Fern                  50   80    0   80
       Scout -- Insolent Iris  #3577
       Champion -- Painful Peony #3744
2/1    Odin's Chosen (368) mgr. Heathen Hatebred      48   78   -9   78
       Scout -- Kykensteinburg #3613
       Champion -- Bloodeagle  #3631
3/3    Otto's Parts (150), Crip                       50   78    0   78
       Scout -- Brain Tumor  #3502
       Champion -- Cauliflower Ears  #3424
4/4    Blood & Guts! (365), Le Pentarque              47   71   +3   74
       Scout -- Tonelle #3634
       Champion -- Igor Malmort  #3594
5/5    Assassin Nation (186), Ghab                    49   49  +14   63
       Scout -- Mayhem  #3537
       Champion -- Vicious  #3508
6/7    Silver Knights (361), Toker                    49   42  +11   53
       Scout -- Lord Davos  #3577
       Champion -- er Alain Stonhand #3747
7/6    Dark Raiders (78), Fangthayne                  48   48   +2   50
       Scout -- Psychosis  #3651
       Champion -- N/A
8/8    Fallen (373), Azrealus Prime                   10   32    0   32
       Scout -- Greandal  #3654
       Champion -- Badda Bang  #3656
9/9    Bronze Knights (362), D.K. Wasby The Great     35   28   +2   30
       Scout -- Ser Jamie  #3578
       Champion -- Lord Jon Snow  #3580
10/0   Black Knights (363) D.K. Goat                   5    0   -2   23
       Scout -- Ser Furcas #3583
       Champ -- Lord Jon Snow #3580
11/10  Force of Five (367), Wulfhere                  20    0    0   22
       Scout -- Gord the Rogue #3607
       Champion -- N/A
12/11  The Church (369), Rev. Bob                     25    0    0   17
       Scout -- The Elder #3618
       Champion -- The Deacon #3619
13/12  Red Knights (370), Dok Sik                     20    0    0   17
       Scout -- Ser Red Scar #3623
       Champion -- Lord Red Scorpion #3625
14/13  Icelanders (371), Staghorn                     30    0    0   16
       Scout -- List Borb  #3696
       Champion -- Eldr #3712
15/14  Incarnations (281), Papaiz                     10    0    0   13
       Scout -- Step-up!! #3627
       Champion -- N/A
16/16  Bottom Feeder (380) Bane                       10    0    0    1
       Scout -- Wino #3719
       Champ -- Freak Nasty #3721
17/17  Odd Odious Orcs (374), Slugbait                22    0    0    1
       Scout -- Abhorrent Ant #3668
       Champion -- N/A
18/15  Springborne Fair (305), Still                  44    9  -10   -1
       Scout -- Orgami Orc #3091
       Champion -- Barmy Bob #3734
19/18  Bleak Legion (364), Expatriate                 45   -7    0   -7
       Scout -- Old Grim #3593
       Champion -- None

     Win percentage will be used for tie breaker!

                                     Questions!

     No questions this turn, but I want to thank Ghab for his ideas and
recommendations for the next running.  I hope all will comment and/or offer their
ideas to make this contest the best around.  Looking forward to any and all replies.
     If there are any questions, you can contact me at:  darkknighttoker@yahoo.com,
p-ads, or by diplo to Silver Knights (361).

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 269): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 539): JEREMIAH JAY COOKE of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
                               Puerco, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 539): LITTLE DEVIL of PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 532): BIFF STREICHER of MEDIEVAL CHAOS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 528): INNY MEANIE of MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 528): BLOODSHED of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 526): BALTIMORE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 521): PASTOR PENTANE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 490): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 481): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 472): GLOW-ROOM of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 388): ONE-TIMER of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 376): BOUNCING BEA of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 171): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 424): CRYSTAL FIREBLADE of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE from TARRGIR
                            (JRK, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 269): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 539): JGW EXPIRATION (JGW, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 539): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 532): JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 528): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 528): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 526): HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 521): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 490): DI$C0MBU1@TED (Valamond, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 481): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 472): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): SILVER KNIGHTS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 388): SILENT WARRIORS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 376): THE SUN CULT (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 171): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 424): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE, etc. (JRK, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 268): TOM SAWYER of SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 538): JO MOONCATCHER of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 532): ZEBROE of THE ZOO (Leeta, mgr.)
               (turn 531): BLIZZARD of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 528): BLOODSHED of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 526): BALTIMORE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 521): PASTOR PENTANE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 520): STEINBACH of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 490): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): TORMENT of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 387): HEADROCK of OGRES ARE US (Ghoti, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 376): HITCH HIKER of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     As Duelmistress, and as the most desirable warrior in Fratsfa, I feel perfectly
capable of commenting on Ghab's Tournament recommendations, and on the current event
in Fratsfa.  I also feel perfectly capable of licking Ghab.  (wink, wink)
     The current event is well managed.  The scores and rules are always listed.
Check our Zal Con (DM13) if you want to see one which is not so well managed.  A
salute (and maybe a freebie) to the coordinators!
     The scoring is very, very good as is--except--Ghab is right--the awards for most
avoided need to go.  Too easy to "flim flam".  Too easy for a non competitor to
impact.  Hasta La Vista.  Have me instead!  (grin)
    The spotlight--keep it in.  Keep the points high.  Everyone is equal.  If you are
serious, write.  I disagree with Ghab on that.  (Ghab and I probably disagree on the
favorite position, too!)
     Extra points for a kill--nah.  Why?  Winning with a kill already gets two
points.  Enough.  You want a killing match, go to the Valentine's Day Massacre.
Adding more for any kill is passe'.  Come on over to The Flower Shoppe and take it
out on me or one of my sisters.
     Stylemaster points, sure.  Keep 'em like now.  Do it up in style.  Bring me some
flowers from The Shoppe and we will really do IT in style.  Capiche?
     And adding that point for the Duelmaster makes sense.  If one is good enough to
be on top (With me you can always be on top if you want.) even though the record is
weak, one deserves a point.  Finish large!
     There you have it.  My opinion.  And you can have more if you want.  The Flower
Shoppe is open 24x7.
               Insolent iris, Duelmistress Extraordinaire

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  The boys at SILVER KNIGHTS left the arena dejected, after being kicked 
out of the top spot by HOPLITES.  Good show!  He who laughs last didn't get the joke. 
Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe SILVER KNIGHTS.  Last week they got 2-3-0 to 
drop by 5!  What's a move up by 4 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause 
for celebration, according to HOPLITES.  FLOWER GIRLS had cause to celebrate, after 
CRAFTY CROCUS got 22 points by beating PULLED HAMSTRING.  Win some, lose some.  
Speaking of which, CRAFTY CROCUS was winsome, after beating PULLED HAMSTRING and 
seeing it lose 20 points.  The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as BRAIN 
TUMOUR faced FRATSFA's Duelmaster.  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were 
disappointed by BRAIN TUMOUR, of OTTO'S PARTS, who despite a 14-3-0 couldn't overcome 
FRATSFA's Number 1.  Word has it one team in FRATSFA is taking speech lessons to try 
to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of SILVER KNIGHTS, alone and unchallenged.  The 
warriors of SILVER KNIGHTS found their efforts at combat frustrated as HOPLITES 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous for 
fifteen minutes, and PANDEMIC is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't DARK 
RAIDERS proud!  Place your bets!  SER ILYN PAYNE is the long shot of the week:  they 
challenged BOB LE CANADIEN, up by 30.  Soopreyes, soopreyes!  SER ILYN PAYNE emerges 
from the fray 8 points the richer.  Good show, SER ILYN PAYNE!  Take heed FRATSFA, of 
the unprincipled action of ABSOLUTE GRACE.  By challenging BARMY BOB, 16 points below 
him, ABSOLUTE GRACE besmirches the noble art of dueling.  Warriors of FRATSFA!  Do 
you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of ABSOLUTE GRACE?  LORD JON 
SNOW challenged SHY ANN!  Who says BRONZE KNIGHTS are just a bunch of wimps!  LORD 
JON SNOW of BRONZE KNIGHTS kept his wits as he bested SHY ANN.  My love of complete 
Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, BLOODEAGLE and MERCILESS MUM.  
Are ODIN'S CHOSEN unwilling to engage in a fair fight?  I thought BLOODEAGLE showed 
great skill and promise when he was defeated by MERCILESS MUM.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Those who owe TORMENT 
of ASSASSIN NATION money and had written him off, take note:  he'S BACK FROM THE DARK 
ARENA!!!  AND he'S MAD!!!  Justice was served as KYKENSTIENBURG fought OLD GRIM in 
bloodfeud.  Well done, ODIN'S CHOSEN!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes 
for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  FRATSFA, I leave 
you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Victory Tavern.  'Til next 
time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INSOLENT IRIS 3323           21   7  0   143       FLOWER GIRLS (189)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VICIOUS 3508                 13   6  1   109       ASSASSIN NATION (186)
 HORRID HOLLY 3334            17  10  0   106       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
 CAULIFLOWER EARS 3424        18  11  0   103       OTTO'S PARTS (150)
 BRAIN TUMOUR 3502            14   3  0    96       OTTO'S PARTS (150)
 IGOR MALMORT 3594             7   5  1    96       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SALVATION 1825               16   7  0    85       PIECES OF EIGHT (112)
 SEVERITY 3538                13   8  3    84       ASSASSIN NATION (186)
 PANDEMIC 3319                10  18  0    76       DARK RAIDERS (78)
 AUBIN L'AUROUGE 3596          7   6  0    74       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 KYKENSTIENBURG 3613           9   3  1    68       ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)
 BOB LE CANADIEN 3632          9   2  0    68       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 MAYHEM 3537                  14   7  2    67       ASSASSIN NATION (186)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLACKBEARD 3174               6   7  3    66       PIECES OF EIGHT (112)
 MALICE 3343                  12   8  0    62       DARK RAIDERS (78)
 PSYCHOSIS 3651                8   3  2    59       DARK RAIDERS (78)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARMED RESPONSE 3683           5   1  0    54       HOPLITES (376)
 CRAFTY CROCUS 3693            4   3  0    51       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
 LORD JON SNOW 3580            5   3  1    48       BRONZE KNIGHTS (362)
 TONNELLE 3634                 9   2  1    47       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 SER ILYN PAYNE 3573           6   8  0    44       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
 GUTHHILD MIDWALL 3611         6   6  2    37       ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)
 SER GALAD 3714                5   1  0    37       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
 ORIGAMI ORC 3091              6   7  0    36       SPRINGBORNE FAIR (305)
 SOUL NOVA 3685                5   1  0    36       HOPLITES (376)
 SHY ANN 3562                  3   3  1    36       SITTEES (359)
 BLOODEAGLE 3631               8   4  0    34       ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SER STEEL 3579                5   3  1    33       BRONZE KNIGHTS (362)
 MERCILESS MUM 3675            5   4  0    33       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
 PAS DE QUARTIER 3633          4   7  0    33       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 SUE SOON 3572                 4   1  0    33       SITTEES (359)
 OLD GRIM 3593                 3   8  2    33       BLEAK LEGION (364)
 AYDINDRIL 3704                3   3  1    33       DARK DRAGONS (378)
 LORD DAVOS 3577               9   5  0    32       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
 PULLED HAMSTRING 3554         5   9  0    32       OTTO'S PARTS (150)
 SLIPPED DISK 3730             4   0  0    32       OTTO'S PARTS (150)
 SER VON DARKMOOR 3697         4   3  0    31       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
 LOST LOVE 3700                3   3  2    30       BLEAK LEGION (364)
 SER JAIME 3578                4   4  0    27       BRONZE KNIGHTS (362)
 OPAL AVENGER 3686             4   2  0    26       HOPLITES (376)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABSOLUTE GRACE 3687           4   2  1    23       HOPLITES (376)
 BYRON 3559                    6   4  0    22       SITTEES (359)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACK SPARROW 3473             3   0  0    22       PIECES OF EIGHT (112)
 ATHLETE'S FOOT 3678           5   4  1    21       OTTO'S PARTS (150)
 BASHER GAMUK 3606             3   2  0    21       FORCE OF FIVE (367)
 DELUSION 3748                 2   0  0    21       DARK RAIDERS (78)
 LUMINOUS ANGEL 3684           4   2  0    20       HOPLITES (376)
 BROKEN VOW 3699               1   5  0    20       BLEAK LEGION (364)
 OAK LEE 3563                  4   6  0    18       SITTEES (359)
 ORELLEN 3726                  2   2  0    18       DIVINE DUELISTS (381)
 AZRITH 3705                   2   4  0    17       DARK DRAGONS (378)
 ISHARA 3732                   2   1  1    16       DARK DRAGONS (378)
-HENRY MORGAN 3494             2   1  0    16       PIECES OF EIGHT (112)
 SER LORAS TYRELL 3582         3   5  1    15       BRONZE KNIGHTS (362)
 LOKI 3604                     3   2  0    15       FORCE OF FIVE (367)
-LORD SOTH 3585                1   1  0    15       BLACK KNIGHTS 2 (363)
-SER ALLOCES 3584              1   1  0    15       BLACK KNIGHTS 2 (363)
 FYLGJA 3746                   1   0  0    15       ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)
-CAPTAIN CRUNCH 3547           1   0  0    15       PIECES OF EIGHT (112)
-SER ANDRAS 3587               1   1  0    14       BLACK KNIGHTS 2 (363)
 BASHER ZAZLUK 3605            3   2  0    12       FORCE OF FIVE (367)
 DRAGHKAR 3702                 1   5  0    12       DARK DRAGONS (378)
 IMPERVIOUS 3745               2   0  0    11       ASSASSIN NATION (186)
 GORD THE ROGUE 3607           1   4  0    11       FORCE OF FIVE (367)
 DAREK OLROCK 3727             2   2  0    10       DIVINE DUELISTS (381)
 BARMY BOB 3734                1   3  0    10       SPRINGBORNE FAIR (305)
 CONFUSION 3738                1   3  0    10       DARK RAIDERS (78)
 SER ALAIN STRONHAND 3747      1   1  1     9       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
 SER AERYS OAKHEART 3742       1   2  0     9       BRONZE KNIGHTS (362)
 GRUNGY GOBLIN 3733            2   2  0     8       SPRINGBORNE FAIR (305)
 PAINFUL PEONY 3744            1   1  0     8       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
 SEITH 3723                    1   3  0     6       DIVINE DUELISTS (381)
 TINY TERROR 3741              1   1  0     4       BLEAK LEGION (364)
-SER FURCAS 3583               1   1  0     4       BLACK KNIGHTS 2 (363)
 BERKANA 3740                  0   2  0     2       ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)
 TINA 3750                     0   1  0     1       SPRINGBORNE FAIR (305)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CHAOTIC 3715           2  1 1 ASSASSIN NATION 186   AYDINDRIL 3704        215 JUST REV
SER SIN 3586           0  2 0 BLACK KNIGHTS 2 363   SER ALAIN STRONH 3747 216         
SCORNED WOMAN 3728     0  3 0 BLEAK LEGION 364      BANDIT PRINCE 25      217 NONE    
LITTLE DEATH 3649      4  4 0 BLEAK LEGION 364      SIGURD 3648           214 REVENGED
SER GREGOR CLEGA 3650  2  2 1 BRONZE KNIGHTS 362    LOST LOVE 3700        214 REVENGED
SHEWISH GIANT 21       0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          TORMENT 3523          217 NONE    
BAM BAM 3701           0  2 0 DARK DRAGONS 378      CHAOTIC 3715          213 REVENGED
NUMB SKULL 3703        0  4 0 DARK DRAGONS 378      ABSOLUTE GRACE 3687   215         
GANGRENE 3344          9  7 1 DARK RAIDERS 78       SEVERITY 3538         213 REVENGED
CALISTA 3725           1  3 0 DIVINE DUELISTS 381   ISHARA 3732           217         
TEMPLETON 3724         2  2 0 DIVINE DUELISTS 381   LOST LOVE 3700        217         
RAMBLING ROSE 3659     5  1 0 FLOWER GIRLS 189      IGOR MALMORT 3594     213 REVENGED
HOT HONEYSUCKLE 3729   1  1 0 FLOWER GIRLS 189      ATHLETE'S FOOT 3678   215         
GARBAGE 3749           0  1 0 FORCE OF FIVE 367     SPYMASTER 22          217 NONE    
SIGURD 3648            4  5 1 ODIN'S CHOSEN 368     OLD GRIM 3593         215 JUST REV
SER ARTUR DAYNE 3575   7  5 0 SILVER KNIGHTS 361    BLACKBEARD 3174       215         
BOGGY BOGGLE 3735      1  3 0 SPRINGBORNE FAIR 305  ARENAMASTER LATHRO 23 217 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     All -- I hope everything that's supposed to be here IS here.  There was a good
     forty or fifty pages of multiple copies of stuff from last turn (thank you, HAL)
     and I *think* I managed to avoid deleting anything that was really for this
     turn. -- Ed.

How climactic!  Based on our unofficial measures, there is now a virtual three-way
tie for the top competition spot, and yet another very close behind.  We have us a
doozie!  Come on over to The Flower Shoppe and check out some other doozies! -- Lady
Fern

Mr. Possinger -- We await your visit.  The Flowers are blooming!  (wink) -- Lady Fern

The Distiller -- I am sorry, but I know very little about the rhythm method. -- Lady
Fern

Draghkar -- My dear, I have a crush on everyone, and if they are alive, they
certainly should have a crush on me.  Come on over to The Flower Shoppe and check out
the wares. -- Insolent Iris

Turak -- Soothing is my middle name.  Come and sooth.  (wink) -- Lady Fern

Washby -- I love you too, but I cannot really show you how much on a sheet of paper.
Get your hormones over here to The Flower Shoppe.  It is the rage these days. -- Lady
Fern

Ser Ilyn Payne -- We were meant for each other.  Wasn't that fun for you?! --
Merciless Mum

Grungy Goblin -- It was a day for crafty.  But if you visit me at The Flower Shop, I
will show you some exquisite "goblin".  (wink) -- Crafty Crocus

Cauliflower Ears -- I do believe I was the Flower Star that round.  +1 and +2 for me
and -1 and -3 for you.  Hmmmmmmm.  I do believe I want some more of you! -- Insolent
Iris

Vicious -- That was horrid! -- Holly

Calista -- You were my first!  Will you be my second? -- Painful Pansy

Damn, I guess I forgot to send ads last turn...my wife has been messing with my
papers. -- Le Pentarque

Today it's time to salute the rise of Lady Fern!  Will you offer free rides?  Igor is
always ready and steady, as you know. -- Le P.

On second thought, if your Painful Peony, who lost, is your new champ, you could not
be first...didn't count...well anyway, if you are not first, you deserve to be first
soon!!

The mighty has fallen, Heathen, but from there it can only get better! -- Le P.

By the way, nice coming back of Ghab, Toker and Osiris; the end will be fun!

Stupid challenge, Torment.  And I guess you tried to kill me!  Iris, I'll try again
if I have a good tourney.  You have been so tender. -- Igor, the not-many-wins-champ

The new scoring system is interesting...we will see. -- Le P.

Origami -- If I knew you would hit so hard at first, I wouldn't have challenged! --
Bob

Bloodeagle -- I'd like to claim it was great strategic insight by analyzing the
results of our previous fight that exposed a chink in your armour that allowed me to
take advantage of an evident weakness in your abilities, but alas, that is not the
case, as turn 215 only arrived chez Crip on April Fools. -- Pulled Hamstring

Kykenstienburg --  Welcome to the champions class.  No longer will the Scum of the
earth find easy pickings. -- Cauliflower Ears

Insolent Iris -- Unless you're a Flower Girl, that is. -- Cauliflower Ears

Pandemic -- As per Pulled Hamstring's comment above, apologies for the consecutive
challenges.  It is not team policy to behave like that, but sometime Postman Pat
interferes with us. -- Brain Tumour

Hot Honeysuckle -- If it's any consolation, not once did I hit my target area.  I
guess such is the life of a low deftness warrior. -- Athlete's Foot

Azrith and Ser Andras -- Wow, even I'm starting to be impressed by my record.  Of
course, my dueling skills are another matter altogether. -- Slipped Disk

Merciless Mum -- Be gentle with me.  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.... -- Barmy Bob

Draghkar -- Iffen you's missed it on your program, not sayin ya did, Mz. Siren's sung
her last.  Or in other words, last go round was Sheerie's last go round. -- Grungy

Toker -- I'd say that's a tough loss, especially a good learning slasher, buuuut you
did publish the fighter's stats.  'Tis an ill-wind that blows nobody any good. --
Still

Crafty Crocus -- That one was my idea.  They'll call me a crank until I succeed.
(then we'll see who's the crank)  Course'n, there's always holes in theories...
somewhere...if you look close enough. -- Grungy Goblin

Seith -- I'm last-rounduped. -- Boggy Boggle

Shy Ann -- Let's...like'n...talk music...ya know...songs n' singers n' stuff. --
Origami

Opal Avenger -- There's letting in the cold, and then there's letting out the
cozyness.  Face it, cozy is as cozy does. -- Barmy Bob

D.K. Toker -- It would appear that I have a bright target on my back and the MUGs are
helping people pierce it.  In three turns I was involved in 10 challenge fights and
only two of those (both Kykensteinburg) were my challenges!  Then the MUGs, in all
their wisdom, decide to match up 8-2-1 Kykensteinburg, who only has 63 points, with
Severity at 12-7-3 and 90 points?  Someone has it out for me!  Let's hope your
pattern doesn't continue or you'll pull a 1-4 this turn.  Congrats on another solid
5-0!  Well done, Brother!!  I'll do my best to regain the lead this turn! -- Dark
Knight Heathen
P.S.  Did you receive both packages I sent off?

D.K. Wasby -- Hailsa!  Didn't receive any diplos, but did receive the info you sent
along with Toker.  You should have read my reply by now.  Hope you liked my ideas!
The reign of the Desolate Empire has already begun!! -- Dark Knight Heathen

Expatriate -- You are a coward!  There are few things I despise worse than one who
avoids Bloodfeuds.  I expect you will return on this turn or it becomes personal. --
Heathen Hatebred

Lady Fern -- Kudos on taking the lead in the Quest, though you should not plan to
have it long!  (grin) -- Heathen Hatebred

Toker -- No problem.  Happy I could help.  My answer is on the way. -- The Expatriate
P.S.  Smartass.

Turak -- I'm not in a slump.  I'm not trying anymore.  I'm gathering some info to
send you as soon as possible.  I will use little words. -- The Expatriate

Heathen -- I do not avoid anyone, ever.  You're concerned for my sake--how touching.
Somehow I don't believe that.  I'm having a ball in this contest, winning and losing.
Unlike some, I don't take myself too seriously (how could I?).  I don't care if you
kill two or two hundred of my warriors.  It's a game and I'm having fun (that is the
point, is it not?).  I only have one person in the whole game that I dislike and you
know who that is (and that's personal), so don't sweat it.  You do your thing and
I'll do Lady Fern, I mean, my thing and we'll stay friends. -- The Expatriate

Heathen -- Bring it. -- Old Grim

John Snow -- Nice duel. -- Lost Love

Wasby -- Interesting challenge.  Congrats. -- The Expatriate

Sheerie Siren -- Did you see that parry right at the first?  I don't know who was
more surprised, you or me. -- Tiny Terror

All -- Those personals are from last turn, which I missed.  This may be my last turn
for a while.  It's been fun. -- The Expatriate
P.S.  Someone tell Liam and Baphomet I said goodbye.

Lady Fern -- All I can say is Whew! -- Tarl Possinger

Turak -- Do I know you?  That's right--I used to beat you up and steal your lunch
money! -- Tarl

Toker -- Keep it up, Bro! -- Mr. Possinger

Turak -- Yes, the Expatriate is a failure second only to you!  This turn I am coming
after you with four warriors!  Three blind challenges and one whose style favors you!
Prepare to lose! -- Tarl Possinger

Flower Girls -- Well, I originally avoided you in order to give you a point towards
first place.  However, since starting to avoid you I've gone 9-1-0.  The extra sleep
the boys have been getting has been paying dividends. -- Ghab/Assassin Nation

Aydindril  -- Actually, I'm quite happy.  Chaotic wasn't all that good.  The
replacement I received in return has much better potential.  Also, the extra points I
can get for the bloodfeud helped to get me my +14 points last turn! -- Ghab/Assassin
Nation

Heathen Hatebred -- Actually, you should look up the word "unfounded."  The fact that
Staghorn still avoided you most on the turn he sent two warriors to the Dark Arena
was very suspect.  Especially since I had placed eight avoids to another competitive
team to try to block the points going to you.  Maybe speculative would be a better
word.  I still stick to my convictions with the facts I have in my hands.  The
maturity you showed taunting me with your avoids going to Dark Raiders on turn 214,
and again with your comments last turn cement my convictions stated on turn 215. --
Ghab/Assassin Nation

Heathen Hatebred -- I take satisfaction in two things:  #1, you're not in first place
anymore.  If it wasn't for the points you got for the "most avoided" you would almost
be in fourth place.  #2, I have an 80% win ratio against your team.  This only proves
my point that the teams at the top had a harder time in this tournament.  We've had a
tighter, more competitive grouping and didn't get to choose the team we would start
the tournament with from a group of rollup sheets. -- Ghab/Assassin Nation

Guthhild Midwall -- I'm still waiting for you up here....  Anytime you want a rematch
you should try to win a few fights, since you're so good.  Do it before I graduate!
-- Mayhem

Horrid Holly -- I'm glad that I didn't damage your beauty any more than I had to.  I
came close to planting you.  For once I'm glad that my opponent survived. -- Vicious

Igor Malmort -- Now, that wasn't very smart.  Was it? -- Torment

All -- I become Ghab's sixth slasher graduate.  For once, he didn't get screwed by a
graduate's favorites!  I am naturally adept with the Great Axe, favor High Offensive
Effort and Very Low Activity Level, and am naturally adept for learning concepts of
Decisiveness.  Sure beats a favorite weapon of Hatchet! -- Torment

Kykenstienburg -- Looks like you've hit a little bit of a wall....  Almost died
again, too! -- Severity

Berkana -- See, it's easy to scum and win.  For a little while, anyway.... --
Impervious

Dark Knight Goat -- Good to have you back from your mission.  Let the Desolate Empire
reign supreme! -- Dark Knight Osiris

Dark Knight Heathen -- Time to step it up, bro.  You know what I think the best
strategy is in a time like this (or any time for that matter), ATTACK!  ATTACK!
ATTACK! -- Dark Knight Osiris

Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire -- Help me!  Research any ways to free me.  My
best idea is to look in the library of...aghh!... -- Wasby the Great

Athlete's Foot -- Didn't know I had the quick cure on my blade.  Stop athlete's foot!
-- Ser Jaime Lannister, Barrenblade

Ser Furcas -- Salute to you, Barrenblade. -- Ser Steel Brightblade, Barrenblade

Silver Knights -- Top team!  Salute to you my brothers! -- Lord Jon Snow, B.B.,
Commander of the Watch

Lovely Lady Fern and the beautiful Flower Girls -- Your young sexy new champ "Painful
Peony" (Pansy?) is now listed and was scored last turn.  Question is do I want to try
and score with her?  I'm not really into pain!  *grin* -- Toker, co-host

Ghab -- Thanks for taking the time to offer your suggestions in your spot.  I agree
with you on certain points and issues; however, it is still a while off.  So we have
time for much more input.  So, everyone who has any, we all are looking forward to
it.  Thanks again Ghab. -- Toker, co-host

Dark Knight Heathen -- I had a favorable turn this last time, 5-0-1.  Don't know
where I pulled that from, but I'm going to try to keep up the momentum and push my
way up the lists!  Now that you got your bad turns out of your system (HOPEFULLY!),
take back the lead as we head for the home stretch! -- Dark Knight Toker

Turak -- I think that I've been to a world where this famous wizard lives in
Aydindril in his keep!  Also across the mountain on the plains of Azrith is this
beautiful plateau that has an unbelievable palace built upon it named the "People's
Palace."  I think I've run across a Draghkar or two, but that was on another world!
As you can tell I love to travel and name some of my warriors after places I've been!
-- Dark Knight Toker, lover of all that is mystical

D.K. Wasby -- We will do all we can to free you of your possession!  Believe that! --
D.K. Toker

D.K. Osiris -- Since you've possessed my brother's body and now claim to be an
avatar, I will not fight you.  You've chosen the Desolate Empire's cause, so for now,
there's a truce! -- D.K. Toker

Dark Knight Goat -- Nice to see you return!  Got your diplo and sent one along with
my 18 turn.  Sorry about the death of Ser Sin.  Forgive Ser Alain Stronhand as he is
new and didn't know any better.  Now that you're back buckle down and handle
business! -- D.K. Toker

Ser Alloces -- Good fight, brother!  You are a worthy opponent. -- Ser Galad,
Desolate Soldier

Byron -- A little weak in the knees I see.  Maybe you shouldn't visit the Flower
Shoppe the night before a fight! -- Ser Von Darkmoor, Desolate Soldier

Merciless Mum -- You are merciless, just the way I like it.  That's probably the
reason I couldn't resist the temptation! -- Ser Ilyn Payne, Desolate Soldier

Ser Sin -- I raise my chalice to the memory of a valiant warrior!  Salute! -- Ser
Alain Stronghand, Barren Blade

Oak Lee -- It was luck, dat's all! -- Lord Davos, Barren Blade

All -- If the Lady (not Fern) is on my side, and my plan goes through, I should
(cross my fingers) be able to stay away from a 1-4 this turn, hopefully! -- Dark
Knight Toker

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TORMENT butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOGGY BOGGLE was murdered by ARENAMASTER LATHRON in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SCORNED WOMAN was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
GARBAGE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
VICIOUS demolished AYDINDRIL in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
KYKENSTIENBURG won victory over OLD GRIM in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
BRAIN TUMOUR was viciously subdued by INSOLENT IRIS in a 32 minute Challenge match.
IGOR MALMORT handily defeated PANDEMIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SER ILYN PAYNE lost to BOB LE CANADIEN in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
ARMED RESPONSE vanquished SER VON DARKMOOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SOUL NOVA defeated SER JAIME in a 2 minute Challenge match.
LORD JON SNOW overcame SHY ANN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BLOODEAGLE was overpowered by MERCILESS MUM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SLIPPED DISK bested PAS DE QUARTIER in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
BYRON was devastated by SER GALAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
ABSOLUTE GRACE slimly won victory over BARMY BOB in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
PAINFUL PEONY overcame CONFUSION in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
SER AERYS OAKHEART was defeated by AZRITH in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
CALISTA was assassinated by ISHARA in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge struggle.
SER ALAIN STRONHAND was beaten by ORELLEN in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
SEITH was devastated by LUMINOUS ANGEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BERKANA was savagely defeated by ATHLETE'S FOOT in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
SEVERITY was overpowered by HORRID HOLLY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CAULIFLOWER EARS devastated MAYHEM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AUBIN L'AUROUGE vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MALICE overcame GUTHHILD MIDWALL in a 1 minute gruesome duel.
PULLED HAMSTRING was devastated by CRAFTY CROCUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PSYCHOSIS defeated TONNELLE in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
ORIGAMI ORC overpowered GORD THE ROGUE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUE SOON overpowered SER LORAS TYRELL in a 1 minute uneven match.
LORD DAVOS luckily beat DRAGHKAR in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SER STEEL handily defeated BASHER ZAZLUK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OPAL AVENGER won victory over OAK LEE in a 2 minute bout.
BROKEN VOW defeated LOKI in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
LOST LOVE easily killed TEMPLETON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRUNGY GOBLIN was narrowly defeated by IMPERVIOUS in a 7 minute brutal novice's fight.
BASHER GAMUK luckily beat DAREK OLROCK in a 1 minute brutal beginner's bout.
TINY TERROR was devastated by FYLGJA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DELUSION devastated TINA in a 2 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  23 -  0      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  32 -  3      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW        21 -  16 -  3      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  40 -  6      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  54 -  5      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  52 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         LUNGING ATTACK    68 -  83 -  8      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  18 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  24 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   8 -  0      33  |

Turn 217 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         4  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  1     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     5 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      INSOLENT IRIS 3323         21   7  0  143 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
LUNGING ATTACK   VICIOUS 3508               13   6  1  109 ASSASSIN NATION (186)
BASHING ATTACK   HORRID HOLLY 3334          17  10  0  106 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
SLASHING ATTACK  SEVERITY 3538              13   8  3   84 ASSASSIN NATION (186)
WALL OF STEEL    PSYCHOSIS 3651              8   3  2   59 DARK RAIDERS (78)
STRIKING ATTACK  ARMED RESPONSE 3683         5   1  0   54 HOPLITES (376)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PANDEMIC 3319.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ATHLETE'S FOOT 3678.  The ten other most popular fighters were SER ILYN PAYNE 
3573, TONNELLE 3634, DRAGHKAR 3702, ORELLEN 3726, PSYCHOSIS 3651, OPAL AVENGER 3686, 
SER JAIME 3578, ABSOLUTE GRACE 3687, CONFUSION 3738, and BROKEN VOW 3699.

The least popular fighter this week was BRAIN TUMOUR 3502.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were INSOLENT IRIS 3323, IMPERVIOUS 3745, BLOODEAGLE 3631, TINA 
3750, TINY TERROR 3741, TEMPLETON 3724, BASHER ZAZLUK 3605, SER LORAS TYRELL 3582, 
GORD THE ROGUE 3607, and PULLED HAMSTRING 3554.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CAULIFLOWER EARS (52-3424) OTTO'S PARTS (150)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TORMENT (52-3523) ASSASSIN NATION (186)