DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/27/2007    Duedate: 03/26/2007

FLORAL VALLEY ARENA

DM-52    TURN-228

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

INSOLENT IRIS
FLOWER GIRLS (189)
(52-3323) [30-9-0,169]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

INSOLENT IRIS                  SER RED IRON
FLOWER GIRLS (189)             RED KNIGHTS (370)
(52-3323) [30-9-0,169]         (52-3622) [2-4-1,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PANDEMIC                       PANDEMIC
DARK RAIDERS (78)              DARK RAIDERS (78)
(52-3319) [13-26-0,103]        (52-3319) [13-26-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SITTEES (359)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SITTEES (359)               69
2. BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)       35      FLOWER GIRLS (189)
3. FIRE INC. (394)             35      Unchartered Team
4. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)      22
5. FLOWER GIRLS (189)          17      FIRE INC. (394)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FLOWER GIRLS (189)       441 267 12 62.3   1/ 1 SITTEES (359)            13  2 0
 2/ 2 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)     67  44  4 60.4   2/ 2 FLOWER GIRLS (189)        9  4 1
 3/ 4 SITTEES (359)             41  28  2 59.4   3/ 7*FIRE INC. (394)           8  7 1
 4- 3 HOPLITES (376)            39  30  2 56.5   4/ 3 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)     7  3 1
 5- 5 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)      56  46  5 54.9   5/ 4 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)    6  6 0
 6/ 9*FIRE INC. (394)            8   7  1 53.3   6/ 5 ASSASSIN NATION (186)     5 10 1
 7- 8 ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)       49  48  6 50.5   7/ 6 DARK RAIDERS (78)         4  5 0
 8/10 ASSASSIN NATION (186)    189 206 29 47.8   8- 9 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)      2  3 0
 9/11 DARK RAIDERS (78)        170 199  9 46.1   9-10 HOPLITES (376)            2  3 0
10/12 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)    35  44  3 44.3  10-12 ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)       1  2 0
11/13*RED KNIGHTS (370)          9  17  1 34.6  11/13*RED KNIGHTS (370)         1  5 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     After fourteen titles, it's getting quite difficult to say something new.  It
is.  Boring for me, I guess.  But maybe not for the fourteen on the other side of
those battles.  Sorta like at The Flower Shoppe, I may finish off my fourteenth of
the day, and each one seems pretty excited about it!  The mark of a true champion, I
always say.  Keep 'em happy.  Take the top position.  They will be glad I did! (wink)
     I have to talk about the death my sister caused.  Anxious Azalea did not want to
"off" Fireball.  No way!  Girls just wanna have fun, and perhaps she got a little
rough.  Perhaps.  But, wow!  We really hate it when that happens.  Bad stuff.  Fire
Inc, all of us gals are sorry.  We are.
     I wonder when the next Fratsfa Quest is going to start?  I wonder if I can last
long enough to be around for it?  I hope.  I do.
     Come on over to The Flower Shoppe.  I need some action.  I like the action.  You
like the results.  (wink)  See ya.
          Insolent Iris, DM XIV

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in FLORAL VALLEY since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf 
Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Up 'n down.  Up 'n 
down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, FIRE 
INC.'s 3rd moved them up to 3-2-0 place.  What's with SHY ANN?  She actually beat 
DARK RAIDERS' MALICE, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at DARK RAIDERS.  MALICE lost 34 points to SHY ANN.  Some new strategies, 
perhaps?  Maybe MALICE will provide more easy wins...  FLORAL VALLEY has a Duelmaster 
who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  She challenged DARK RAIDERS' PANDEMIC (13-26-0), 
which should prove (ahem!) interesting.  Try as she might, PANDEMIC wasn't good 
enough at persuading INSOLENT IRIS to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  
Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is 
looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was HOPLITES.  The bums at SITTEES couldn't face the challenges from HOPLITES!  No 
excuse for that!  What do people see in PANDEMIC?  Hers 13-26-0?  DARK RAIDERS ain't 
talkin', but she's got 103 points.   
     Warriors of FLORAL VALLEY unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Is it my 
imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INSOLENT IRIS 3323           30   9  0   169       FLOWER GIRLS (189)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IGOR MALMORT 3594            12   8  1   130       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 TONNELLE 3634                18   4  1   123       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 BOB LE CANADIEN 3632         18   4  0   117       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 SHY ANN 3562                  9   4  1   105       SITTEES (359)
 PANDEMIC 3319                13  26  0   103       DARK RAIDERS (78)
 BUSHSUCKSTOADIE 3757          9   5  3   100       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
 SEVERITY 3538                19  13  3    95       ASSASSIN NATION (186)
 PSYCHOSIS 3651               15   7  3    94       DARK RAIDERS (78)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAYHEM 3537                  17  15  2    80       ASSASSIN NATION (186)
 IMTOOSEXY 3759               10   5  0    79       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
-ARMED RESPONSE 3683           8   6  0    74       HOPLITES (376)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SER ILYN PAYNE 3573          10  11  2    71       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SER VON DARKMOOR 3697         9   5  1    66       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
 SUE SOON 3572                 7   3  0    62       SITTEES (359)
 PAS DE QUARTIER 3633         10  12  1    57       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BYRON 3559                   11   6  1    54       SITTEES (359)
-SER GALAD 3714                9   4  0    53       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
 PAINFUL PEONY 3744            9   4  0    53       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
 BOY Z 3739                    4   0  0    47       SITTEES (359)
-LORD DAVOS 3577              12   8  0    46       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
 OAK LEE 3563                  8   9  0    46       SITTEES (359)
-SOUL NOVA 3685                8   6  1    43       HOPLITES (376)
 SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818           4   5  0    36       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
 DECEASE 3848                  3   2  0    35       ASSASSIN NATION (186)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OPAL AVENGER 3686             8   6  0    33       HOPLITES (376)
-LUMINOUS ANGEL 3684           8   6  0    30       HOPLITES (376)
 ANXIOUS AZALEA 3825           5   3  1    29       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
 TEMPEST 3770                  6   5  1    27       ASSASSIN NATION (186)
 SER RED IRON 3622             2   4  1    27       RED KNIGHTS (370)
-SER ALAIN STRONHAND 3747      4   4  2    26       SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
-FYLGJA 3746                   5   4  0    25       ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIZZLING SUNFLOWER 3846       2   1  0    23       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
 OUTCAST ORCHID 3870           2   0  0    20       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
 FIRESTORM 3874                2   1  0    17       FIRE INC. (394)
 SPARK 3875                    2   1  0    16       FIRE INC. (394)
 IRMINSUL 3871                 1   0  1    16       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 LORD RED SCORPION 3625        2   3  0    15       RED KNIGHTS (370)
-AURA OF SILENCE 3879          1   0  0    13       HOPLITES (376)
-DARK ENEMY 3842               1   1  1    12       ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)
 THEDEONITSKNEES 3854          1   3  0    11       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
-GHABS WHINE 3841              2   1  0     9       ODIN'S CHOSEN (368)
 DISHONOR 3843                 1   4  0     9       ASSASSIN NATION (186)
 CINDER 3889                   1   0  0     8       FIRE INC. (394)
 FIRE WALL 3876                1   2  0     5       FIRE INC. (394)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTABLE 2   0  1 0   1                   TEMPEST 3770          228 NONE    
FLAME 3873             1  2 1 FIRE INC. 394         IRMINSUL 3871         228         
FIREBALL 3872          1  1 0 FIRE INC. 394         ANXIOUS AZALEA 3825   227         
SMOTHERING SALVI 3776  4  3 1 FLOWER GIRLS 189      BYRON 3559            225         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

La Pentarque -- That was very kind of you to give everyone those sock stuffer
certificates for a romp at The Flower Shoppe.  Business was great!  Everyone had fun!
Terrific!  (wink) -- All Us Flower girls

Barnabas -- The pleasure is truly all mine, Hon.  (well, maybe not ALL -- wink) --
Lady Fern

Fireball -- I am sorry.  That was not my intent.  I understand your team's need to
bloodfeud.  Tell them to be very careful, though.  No matter what, I will not try to
kill any of them. -- Anxious Azalea (feelin low)

Opal Avenger -- You fooled me!  I can see that you really liked that top position.
Let's do that again at The Flower Shoppe.  I am very, very ambidextrous, you know. --
Sizzling Sunflower

Ser Galad -- Next time I hope you can go longer with that big weapon of yours.  You
need the practice.  (wink) -- Painful Peony

Mayhem -- What can I say?  Come on over to The Flower Shoppe and let me lick your
wounds. -- Insolent Iris

Flame -- Well that was fun for your first, wasn't it?  (wink)  Wanna do it again? --
Outcast Orchid

For all those headed to The Dark arena, beware of Wailin' Wayne.  We can tell by his
name that he must be the best of the lot. -- The Flower Girls

Shy Ann -- I'm afraid you are definitely not the gentle type. -- Pas De Quartier

The team is slowly getting ready for the next Quest... and right now enjoying an
arena with so many Frenchies and Lovers (but the two words do mean almost the same)
among the DA monsters. -- Le Pentarque

Lady Fern -- I think Anxious Azalea took a little more than Fireball had to offer.
We shall be sending someone to visit her and see what she has left. -- Wretch

Le Pentarque -- Thanks for the hello.  I welcome the chance to battle another fine
manager -- Wretch

All -- Think I got what I deserved asking for a little more competion after my 5-0-1
start.  0-5-0 is a fine punishment for a big head.  I will gladly take wins over NPCs
after that turn. -- Wretch

     Ah, but sometimes the standbys like to win, too!

Dishonor -- Well you made the challenge and it went your way.  May the next time we
meet it will be different for me. -- Fire Wall

Aura of Silence -- Slow and ulgy and not at all fun.  Oh well you did what you needed
to win. -- Spark

Outcast Orchid -- I thought I had you but.... -- Flame

Thedeonitsknees -- Seems my brother did better then myself.  Next time you never
know. -- Firestorm

Anxious Azalea -- Ladies and flowers, such pretty things.  I think I have had enough
of both of them in this life any way.  Luck and life.  Pain and loss.  May all these
be in your future sometime soon. -- Ghost of Fireball

Malice -- Congrats on the invite. -- Wretch

29 January 2007
     HDFA Mission Statement
     "Show me the money!"
     This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$.  We are not a tough guy alliance:  No...we offer no
battle without reward.  We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow.  We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency.  No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
     1) Win as often as possible
     2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate.  Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities.  It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
     This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you.  If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
     Current members of the HDFA include:  CFH and Abraxis.  Inquires can be directed
to:  CFH/Rat Salad DM 47

14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena.  Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament".  Sign and send in the
following pledge:

* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
  use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
  preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
  the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
  Dark Arena until they are dead.

The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena 

1.  No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2.  One team per manager
3.  Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
    this arena.)
4.  No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5.  20 teams required, per RSI
6.  Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
    authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
    warrior is dead.)
7.  Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.

Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FIRE WALL was devastated by ANXIOUS AZALEA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
INSOLENT IRIS unbelievably bested PANDEMIC in a 4 minute Challenge Title battle.
TONNELLE overpowered PSYCHOSIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
PAINFUL PEONY was overpowered by IMTOOSEXY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DECEASE was bested by BOY Z in a exciting 1 minute novice vs. master Challenge duel.
OUTCAST ORCHID bested THEDEONITSKNEES in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
SIZZLING SUNFLOWER defeated LORD RED SCORPION in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BOB LE CANADIEN won victory over SEVERITY in a action packed 3 minute expert's duel.
MAYHEM was overpowered by BUSHSUCKSTOADIE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MALICE was overpowered by SHY ANN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PAS DE QUARTIER was handily defeated by SUE SOON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BYRON demolished SER RED IRON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OAK LEE overcame SLAYINGDEISFUN in a exciting 1 minute contest.
TEMPEST murdered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DISHONOR was unbelievably bested by SPARK in a popular 1 minute conflict.
FLAME was slaughtered by IRMINSUL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FIRESTORM won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's fray.
CINDER bested SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        42 -  22 -  2      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  28 -  2      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  38 -  5      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  41 -  4      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  29 -  4      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  37 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  55 -  4      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   9 -  0      36  |

Turn 228 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      INSOLENT IRIS 3323         30   9  0  169 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
STRIKING ATTACK  TONNELLE 3634              18   4  1  123 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
AIMED BLOW       SHY ANN 3562                9   4  1  105 SITTEES (359)
SLASHING ATTACK  SEVERITY 3538              19  13  3   95 ASSASSIN NATION (186)
WALL OF STEEL    PSYCHOSIS 3651             15   7  3   94 DARK RAIDERS (78)
LUNGING ATTACK   MAYHEM 3537                17  15  2   80 ASSASSIN NATION (186)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PANDEMIC 3319.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PANDEMIC 3319.  The ten other most popular fighters were SEVERITY 3538, LORD RED 
SCORPION 3625, TONNELLE 3634, THEDEONITSKNEES 3854, INSOLENT IRIS 3323, IMTOOSEXY 
3759, BOY Z 3739, BOB LE CANADIEN 3632, BYRON 3559, and SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818.

The least popular fighter this week was CINDER 3889.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLAME 3873, SER RED IRON 3622, PAS DE QUARTIER 3633, MAYHEM 3537, 
PAINFUL PEONY 3744, PSYCHOSIS 3651, FIRE WALL 3876, SPARK 3875, TEMPEST 3770, and 
BUSHSUCKSTOADIE 3757.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MALICE (52-3343) DARK RAIDERS (78)