DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 02/27/2007 Duedate: 03/26/2007 FLORAL VALLEY ARENA DM-52 TURN-228 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS INSOLENT IRIS FLOWER GIRLS (189) (52-3323) [30-9-0,169] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader INSOLENT IRIS SER RED IRON FLOWER GIRLS (189) RED KNIGHTS (370) (52-3323) [30-9-0,169] (52-3622) [2-4-1,27] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PANDEMIC PANDEMIC DARK RAIDERS (78) DARK RAIDERS (78) (52-3319) [13-26-0,103] (52-3319) [13-26-0,103] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SITTEES (359) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SITTEES (359) 69 2. BLOOD AND GUTS! (365) 35 FLOWER GIRLS (189) 3. FIRE INC. (394) 35 Unchartered Team 4. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) 22 5. FLOWER GIRLS (189) 17 FIRE INC. (394) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 FLOWER GIRLS (189) 441 267 12 62.3 1/ 1 SITTEES (359) 13 2 0 2/ 2 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365) 67 44 4 60.4 2/ 2 FLOWER GIRLS (189) 9 4 1 3/ 4 SITTEES (359) 41 28 2 59.4 3/ 7*FIRE INC. (394) 8 7 1 4- 3 HOPLITES (376) 39 30 2 56.5 4/ 3 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365) 7 3 1 5- 5 SILVER KNIGHTS (361) 56 46 5 54.9 5/ 4 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) 6 6 0 6/ 9*FIRE INC. (394) 8 7 1 53.3 6/ 5 ASSASSIN NATION (186) 5 10 1 7- 8 ODIN'S CHOSEN (368) 49 48 6 50.5 7/ 6 DARK RAIDERS (78) 4 5 0 8/10 ASSASSIN NATION (186) 189 206 29 47.8 8- 9 SILVER KNIGHTS (361) 2 3 0 9/11 DARK RAIDERS (78) 170 199 9 46.1 9-10 HOPLITES (376) 2 3 0 10/12 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) 35 44 3 44.3 10-12 ODIN'S CHOSEN (368) 1 2 0 11/13*RED KNIGHTS (370) 9 17 1 34.6 11/13*RED KNIGHTS (370) 1 5 1 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. After fourteen titles, it's getting quite difficult to say something new. It is. Boring for me, I guess. But maybe not for the fourteen on the other side of those battles. Sorta like at The Flower Shoppe, I may finish off my fourteenth of the day, and each one seems pretty excited about it! The mark of a true champion, I always say. Keep 'em happy. Take the top position. They will be glad I did! (wink) I have to talk about the death my sister caused. Anxious Azalea did not want to "off" Fireball. No way! Girls just wanna have fun, and perhaps she got a little rough. Perhaps. But, wow! We really hate it when that happens. Bad stuff. Fire Inc, all of us gals are sorry. We are. I wonder when the next Fratsfa Quest is going to start? I wonder if I can last long enough to be around for it? I hope. I do. Come on over to The Flower Shoppe. I need some action. I like the action. You like the results. (wink) See ya. Insolent Iris, DM XIV SPY REPORT Much has changed in FLORAL VALLEY since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Up 'n down. Up 'n down. Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, FIRE INC.'s 3rd moved them up to 3-2-0 place. What's with SHY ANN? She actually beat DARK RAIDERS' MALICE, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight. Major screwup at DARK RAIDERS. MALICE lost 34 points to SHY ANN. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe MALICE will provide more easy wins... FLORAL VALLEY has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy. She challenged DARK RAIDERS' PANDEMIC (13-26-0), which should prove (ahem!) interesting. Try as she might, PANDEMIC wasn't good enough at persuading INSOLENT IRIS to step down from the Duelmaster's throne... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners. Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... The most avoided team was HOPLITES. The bums at SITTEES couldn't face the challenges from HOPLITES! No excuse for that! What do people see in PANDEMIC? Hers 13-26-0? DARK RAIDERS ain't talkin', but she's got 103 points. Warriors of FLORAL VALLEY unite. You have only your games to lose! Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously! Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? The end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME INSOLENT IRIS 3323 30 9 0 169 FLOWER GIRLS (189) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -IGOR MALMORT 3594 12 8 1 130 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365) TONNELLE 3634 18 4 1 123 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365) BOB LE CANADIEN 3632 18 4 0 117 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365) SHY ANN 3562 9 4 1 105 SITTEES (359) PANDEMIC 3319 13 26 0 103 DARK RAIDERS (78) BUSHSUCKSTOADIE 3757 9 5 3 100 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) SEVERITY 3538 19 13 3 95 ASSASSIN NATION (186) PSYCHOSIS 3651 15 7 3 94 DARK RAIDERS (78) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MAYHEM 3537 17 15 2 80 ASSASSIN NATION (186) IMTOOSEXY 3759 10 5 0 79 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) -ARMED RESPONSE 3683 8 6 0 74 HOPLITES (376) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SER ILYN PAYNE 3573 10 11 2 71 SILVER KNIGHTS (361) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SER VON DARKMOOR 3697 9 5 1 66 SILVER KNIGHTS (361) SUE SOON 3572 7 3 0 62 SITTEES (359) PAS DE QUARTIER 3633 10 12 1 57 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BYRON 3559 11 6 1 54 SITTEES (359) -SER GALAD 3714 9 4 0 53 SILVER KNIGHTS (361) PAINFUL PEONY 3744 9 4 0 53 FLOWER GIRLS (189) BOY Z 3739 4 0 0 47 SITTEES (359) -LORD DAVOS 3577 12 8 0 46 SILVER KNIGHTS (361) OAK LEE 3563 8 9 0 46 SITTEES (359) -SOUL NOVA 3685 8 6 1 43 HOPLITES (376) SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818 4 5 0 36 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) DECEASE 3848 3 2 0 35 ASSASSIN NATION (186) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -OPAL AVENGER 3686 8 6 0 33 HOPLITES (376) -LUMINOUS ANGEL 3684 8 6 0 30 HOPLITES (376) ANXIOUS AZALEA 3825 5 3 1 29 FLOWER GIRLS (189) TEMPEST 3770 6 5 1 27 ASSASSIN NATION (186) SER RED IRON 3622 2 4 1 27 RED KNIGHTS (370) -SER ALAIN STRONHAND 3747 4 4 2 26 SILVER KNIGHTS (361) -FYLGJA 3746 5 4 0 25 ODIN'S CHOSEN (368) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SIZZLING SUNFLOWER 3846 2 1 0 23 FLOWER GIRLS (189) OUTCAST ORCHID 3870 2 0 0 20 FLOWER GIRLS (189) FIRESTORM 3874 2 1 0 17 FIRE INC. (394) SPARK 3875 2 1 0 16 FIRE INC. (394) IRMINSUL 3871 1 0 1 16 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365) LORD RED SCORPION 3625 2 3 0 15 RED KNIGHTS (370) -AURA OF SILENCE 3879 1 0 0 13 HOPLITES (376) -DARK ENEMY 3842 1 1 1 12 ODIN'S CHOSEN (368) THEDEONITSKNEES 3854 1 3 0 11 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) -GHABS WHINE 3841 2 1 0 9 ODIN'S CHOSEN (368) DISHONOR 3843 1 4 0 9 ASSASSIN NATION (186) CINDER 3889 1 0 0 8 FIRE INC. (394) FIRE WALL 3876 1 2 0 5 FIRE INC. (394) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? FRIENDLY CONSTABLE 2 0 1 0 1 TEMPEST 3770 228 NONE FLAME 3873 1 2 1 FIRE INC. 394 IRMINSUL 3871 228 FIREBALL 3872 1 1 0 FIRE INC. 394 ANXIOUS AZALEA 3825 227 SMOTHERING SALVI 3776 4 3 1 FLOWER GIRLS 189 BYRON 3559 225 PERSONAL ADS La Pentarque -- That was very kind of you to give everyone those sock stuffer certificates for a romp at The Flower Shoppe. Business was great! Everyone had fun! Terrific! (wink) -- All Us Flower girls Barnabas -- The pleasure is truly all mine, Hon. (well, maybe not ALL -- wink) -- Lady Fern Fireball -- I am sorry. That was not my intent. I understand your team's need to bloodfeud. Tell them to be very careful, though. No matter what, I will not try to kill any of them. -- Anxious Azalea (feelin low) Opal Avenger -- You fooled me! I can see that you really liked that top position. Let's do that again at The Flower Shoppe. I am very, very ambidextrous, you know. -- Sizzling Sunflower Ser Galad -- Next time I hope you can go longer with that big weapon of yours. You need the practice. (wink) -- Painful Peony Mayhem -- What can I say? Come on over to The Flower Shoppe and let me lick your wounds. -- Insolent Iris Flame -- Well that was fun for your first, wasn't it? (wink) Wanna do it again? -- Outcast Orchid For all those headed to The Dark arena, beware of Wailin' Wayne. We can tell by his name that he must be the best of the lot. -- The Flower Girls Shy Ann -- I'm afraid you are definitely not the gentle type. -- Pas De Quartier The team is slowly getting ready for the next Quest... and right now enjoying an arena with so many Frenchies and Lovers (but the two words do mean almost the same) among the DA monsters. -- Le Pentarque Lady Fern -- I think Anxious Azalea took a little more than Fireball had to offer. We shall be sending someone to visit her and see what she has left. -- Wretch Le Pentarque -- Thanks for the hello. I welcome the chance to battle another fine manager -- Wretch All -- Think I got what I deserved asking for a little more competion after my 5-0-1 start. 0-5-0 is a fine punishment for a big head. I will gladly take wins over NPCs after that turn. -- Wretch Ah, but sometimes the standbys like to win, too! Dishonor -- Well you made the challenge and it went your way. May the next time we meet it will be different for me. -- Fire Wall Aura of Silence -- Slow and ulgy and not at all fun. Oh well you did what you needed to win. -- Spark Outcast Orchid -- I thought I had you but.... -- Flame Thedeonitsknees -- Seems my brother did better then myself. Next time you never know. -- Firestorm Anxious Azalea -- Ladies and flowers, such pretty things. I think I have had enough of both of them in this life any way. Luck and life. Pain and loss. May all these be in your future sometime soon. -- Ghost of Fireball Malice -- Congrats on the invite. -- Wretch 29 January 2007 HDFA Mission Statement "Show me the money!" This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals: The High Dolla' Free Agent$. We are not a tough guy alliance: No...we offer no battle without reward. We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that follow. We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to obtain our currency. No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders, only a few objectives: 1) Win as often as possible 2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the victory the more we celebrate. Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged. Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities. It is important to let your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own alliance mates know how great you are. This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate you. If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more prestigious one. Current members of the HDFA include: CFH and Abraxis. Inquires can be directed to: CFH/Rat Salad DM 47 14 February 2007 RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena. Send your rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament". Sign and send in the following pledge: * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team. * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee. * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee. * I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead. * I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the Dark Arena until they are dead. The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena 1. No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise) 2. One team per manager 3. Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into this arena.) 4. No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena 5. 20 teams required, per RSI 6. Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the warrior is dead.) 7. Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity. Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS FIRE WALL was devastated by ANXIOUS AZALEA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight. INSOLENT IRIS unbelievably bested PANDEMIC in a 4 minute Challenge Title battle. TONNELLE overpowered PSYCHOSIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. PAINFUL PEONY was overpowered by IMTOOSEXY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. DECEASE was bested by BOY Z in a exciting 1 minute novice vs. master Challenge duel. OUTCAST ORCHID bested THEDEONITSKNEES in a 3 minute Challenge competition. SIZZLING SUNFLOWER defeated LORD RED SCORPION in a 2 minute Challenge melee. BOB LE CANADIEN won victory over SEVERITY in a action packed 3 minute expert's duel. MAYHEM was overpowered by BUSHSUCKSTOADIE in a 1 minute uneven duel. MALICE was overpowered by SHY ANN in a 1 minute one-sided fight. PAS DE QUARTIER was handily defeated by SUE SOON in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BYRON demolished SER RED IRON in a 1 minute mismatched match. OAK LEE overcame SLAYINGDEISFUN in a exciting 1 minute contest. TEMPEST murdered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. DISHONOR was unbelievably bested by SPARK in a popular 1 minute conflict. FLAME was slaughtered by IRMINSUL in a 1 minute mismatched bout. FIRESTORM won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's fray. CINDER bested SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 2 minute amateur's brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 42 - 22 - 2 66 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 28 - 2 56 | |AIMED BLOW 5 STRIKING ATTACK 41 - 38 - 5 52 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 41 - 4 51 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 29 - 4 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 7 - 0 46 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 1 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 37 - 1 43 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 55 - 4 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 9 - 0 36 | Turn 228 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 5 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY INSOLENT IRIS 3323 30 9 0 169 FLOWER GIRLS (189) STRIKING ATTACK TONNELLE 3634 18 4 1 123 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365) AIMED BLOW SHY ANN 3562 9 4 1 105 SITTEES (359) SLASHING ATTACK SEVERITY 3538 19 13 3 95 ASSASSIN NATION (186) WALL OF STEEL PSYCHOSIS 3651 15 7 3 94 DARK RAIDERS (78) LUNGING ATTACK MAYHEM 3537 17 15 2 80 ASSASSIN NATION (186) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PANDEMIC 3319. The most popular warrior this turn was PANDEMIC 3319. The ten other most popular fighters were SEVERITY 3538, LORD RED SCORPION 3625, TONNELLE 3634, THEDEONITSKNEES 3854, INSOLENT IRIS 3323, IMTOOSEXY 3759, BOY Z 3739, BOB LE CANADIEN 3632, BYRON 3559, and SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818. The least popular fighter this week was CINDER 3889. The other ten least popular fighters were FLAME 3873, SER RED IRON 3622, PAS DE QUARTIER 3633, MAYHEM 3537, PAINFUL PEONY 3744, PSYCHOSIS 3651, FIRE WALL 3876, SPARK 3875, TEMPEST 3770, and BUSHSUCKSTOADIE 3757. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: MALICE (52-3343) DARK RAIDERS (78)